>Foreign sec: BORIS JOHNSON
>Brexit minister: DAVID DAVIS
>Int'l trade minister: LIAM FOX
>Defence sec: MICHAEL FALLON
>Home sec: AMBER RUDD
>Chancellor: PHILIP HAMMOND
>FARAGE TO ATTEND REPUBLICAN CONVENTION, "HAS LESSONS" FOR TRUMP
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2016/07/12/brexit-leader-farage-has-lessons-trump-gop/86986562/
>A MUSICAL ANALYSIS OF THE TUNE DAVID CAMERON SANG OUTSIDE DOWNING STREET
http://www.classicfm.com/discover/music-theory/david-cameron-musical-analysis/#JOD7burZLE4KoShX.97
>LABOUR CALLS FOR SNAP ELECTION
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/labour-does-not-want-summer-leadership-battle-a3293046.html
>NIGE DISCUSSES KEK AND MEME MAGIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAkwv5PNapY
>TALKS BETWEEN LABOUR AND TORY BLAIRITES ABOUT FORMING THEIR OWN PARTY
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/10/talks-about-forming-new-pro-eu-centrist-party-reported-at-westmi
>THE CHILCOT REPORT - THE MAIN POINTS
http://www.thenational.ae/world/europe/chilcott-report---the-main-points
>WOMAN MADE SPEECHLESS BY BORIS JOHNSON, WORLD NOT SURPRISED
https://twitter.com/Holbornlolz/status/753335598262394880
>BARACK BTFO BY BORIS
https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/753335737462853632
Why didn't you stop it?
>>80897312
>tfw no qt 3.14 nationalist gf
there were 10 german bombers in the air
Now it's too late.
Is he trying to become a meme or retarded?
For those that haven't seen
Post your best Borises
>>80897406
>>80897399
>>80897334
>>80897421
>>80897388
>>80897368
>>80897330
getting closer
>home sec: amber rudd
She's literally had a divorce
>>80897406
>tfw no gf
BREXIT WAS A LIE REEEEE
Why are there so many FUCKING WHITE MALES in the new cabinet?
>>80897468
BJ's first Order of business: Paint "FUCK OFF" on the cliffs of Dover, challenge Putin to a game of whiff-whaff for control of the Crimea, ring up Xi Jinping and ask for a 47 with egg fried rice.
what's good about david davis?
>>80897399
She is so strong and confident.
>>80897312
I haven't been paying attention...is that Le Pen?
>>80897421
>>80897388
>>80897368
>>80897330
keep trying lad, be a testament of British resolve
There are still too many FUCKING WHITE MALES in the cabinet
>>80897565
>ring up Xi Jinping and ask for a 47 with egg fried rice.
Who here /private schooled/?
>>80897594
Everything
>>80897468
Every Boris is best Boris
>>80897561
It's like two circuses trying to out-clown each other.
All hail the Prime Minister, First Lady of the Treasury
>>80897594
he's a brexiter and an actual conservative
should have been tory leader desu
I'm astounded at the gullibility of this board. The appointment of Boris Johnson to a senior position just confirms that the lot of them were in collusion from the very beginning. The behaviour of Theresa May, Boris Johnson and Michael Gove has been suspicious as a pakistani on a council estate. The lot of them are more media savvy and aware of the Conservative brand than Tony Blair and New Labour. They're fucking diabolical, and this is nothing to cheer for.
>hurrdurr at least we showed them liberals
>Everyone saying that May would have a loads of women in her cabinet and that half of the Great Offices of State would be occupied by women
>Only put a woman in the Home Office - the poisoned chalice of British politics.
kek
TEAR IT DOWN CORBYN-SAN
>>80897406
tfw no qt 3.14 nationalist bf
How do I refute this, anons?
>dude says another UK/EU vote is not undemocratic
>because another vote is still democracy
Wow, really ma-NO SERIOUSLY?
What would your argument be? My argument is "might as well keep voting every day until my side wins"?
But should one say to make leftist go "Hmmm, really makes you think..."
The whole fucking world is laughing at us and you guys are here fucking celebrating, I can't live in this country much longer, it's getting too fucking much
>>80897460
Fits right in line with Trump's speech as well.
A direct slam on Obama from both sides.
Man, I love seeing Obama get devastated and cry on the microphone. Its fucking great.
>>80897660
Me m8 but given my current life state you wouldn't thunk it
>>80897565
> ring up Xi Jinping and ask for a 47 with egg fried rice.
>>80897544
May is secretly a 1488er who hid her power level behind a cunning subterfuge of sjwism.
>>80897710
fuck off degenerate
>>80897714
laugh at him
>>80897503
>divorce
Home Sec? More like HOME REK
>>80897747
Well. she is a politician after all.
>>80897594
Genuine eurosceptic, been consistent with his principles for decades, plus a bunch of other stuff not related to brexit like civil liberties.
The best PM we never had, if only he hadn't lost in the leadership election to Cameron in 2005.
David Davis might be my favourite Tory MP behind moggy
This is fucking fantastic news
>>80897244
>We've been given a fresh vein of lefty/Remain salt
>>80897714
Denying the will of the people is the job of a dictatorship, not a free society.
>>80897719
>the nigger, the east german communist, the manlet in charge of the radioactive shithole with the economy smaller than italy and some french cuckold think it's a bad idea
Sounds good
>>80897406
>>80897406
>>80897789
But I want a long term wholesome relationship
>>80897747
She probably won't be but it would be fucking amazing if she becomes Iron Lady 2.0
>>80897683
what do you mean by actual conservative
Does he support the church and traditional gender roles and a strong military and british culture and white brits?
>>80897565
Fucking Kek anon
>>80897719
maybe you'd prefer living in Swedistan or Germanistan?
Although the right is gaining more power in those countries too. You should move to Pakistan or Africa to get the diversity you crave.
>>80897714
Tell them that's what Hitler did.
>>80897719
>I can't live in this country much longer
Bye then, Achmed.
>>80897330
>>80897368
>>80897388
>>80897421
Nearly there, Nelson would be proud of your tenacity.
>>80897808
>>80897719
I bet Putin loves Boris
>>80897863
god hates fags
So that thing May said about non-whites being unfairly/excessively targeted by law enforcement.
Is that bullshit or is there some source that supports this?
>>80897660
Me. Russel Group too. Fuck sending kids to state school unless you're happy for your descendants to become infected with nigger blood.
FUNNY, ISN'T IT?
ISN'T IT FUNNY?
>>80897937
>Christcuck
>>80897565
Can't stop giggling
>>80897933
>>80897983
>00:06 AM
GOOD MORNING
>>80897719
1. Get out your own arsehole
2. Realise that other people have an opinion
3. Realise that other opinion is now in control
4. Deal with it
>>80897990
*DIPS BEDORA*
look how immoral you pieces of shit are when you have no concept of a higher power, disgusting
I haven't been keeping up with anything. I know Boris was a very pro-Brexit, but what about the other people? Is this good for nationalism, or are y'all still screwed?
>>80897244
Get this in the op lad
https://youtu.be/5XoCOywuNfw
>>80897976
It's bullshit, but remember
1.) From her time in the Home Office, she fucking hates the police and wanted to spite them in her opening speech
2.) She wants the center ground, it's a common center ground myth, so when not just spout some useless rhetoric?
>>80897691
And David Davis?
>>80897468
https://youtu.be/MSG6OvwxfjM
>>80897565
edit it so he's only laughing in the last panel. better effect
>>80897933
>33
>>80898065
I work for the betterment of humanity tbqh
>>80897647
I will Are Nige, I will.
>>80898160
work for the betterment of yourself first faggot
>>80897954
It's mostly nonsense.
Non-whites to tend to be penalised/arrested more often than whites, but this is typically down to the fact that, as it happens, they commit more crimes.
If police choose to target melanin-scorched giants in tracksuits instead of scandinavian children in their sunday best, you can pretend it's racism at play but quite obviously something is being left out there.
>>80897691
hello YKTD
>>80898077
David Davis is one of the most conservative tories, and they've made him minister for leaving the EU. Same with Liam Fox and making him the new role of trade secretary.
Amber Rudd is a bit of a cunt, but in parliament has voted against immigration consistently.
can someone make an imperator joe/boris johnson picture please? i would but ive got hawkin hands
Guys I met Are Nige three months ago. What do you say to that?
>>80898077
The new posts of Brexit Minister and International Trade Minister are filled by brexiteers too.
>>80897647
I second this. Do it for 17 years if you must
>>80897976
>went to an all white state school
>it was terrible, but at least we had no jamals
>ultimately enjoyed my time there, though i don't think most kids did
>promised never to send my children to a state school
They will throw it back in my face by being social justice warriors, I know it.
>>80898077
Brexit British voters believe their own propaganda.
Reality is that outside of UK he is viewed as clown-like figure and nobody sees him seriously.
>>80897691
>It's a people think our politicians are all Machiavellian geniuses episode
Don't overestimate them
>>80898212
I am, lost 3 stone over the past couple of months
>>80898048
>>80898324
doesn't matter, still gay
Boris is hilarious.
>>80898315
>clown-like figure and nobody sees him seriously.
Like the EU then, to everyone not in it.
>>80898326
Why would you insult your own leader, Russia?
>>80897976
Same, cambridge law reporting in
>>80898326
Rude and lewd tbph
>Looking up from Hell
what is she thinking?
>LABOUR CALLS FOR SNAP ELECTION
I'm starting to think that Jezza is actually a closet Natsoc and that once he has purged the Blairites he's going to announce a tough new stance on 'protecting the existence of the indigenous people of Britain' and jettisoning in BNP and NF members to stand for Labour.
The lengths this man is going to to destroy the Labour party mean he must have some sort of anterior motive.
>>80898350
>meme minister for meme audience
Most people in EU will consider it a joke and he won't achieve anything
>>80897954
They pay more attention to blacks in areas with a lot of blacks because they commit most of the crime, so it's the most efficient way to police.
>>80898394
>own leader
>talking to left-leaning friend
>thinks PMQs aren't funny, and the atmosphere there is a national embarrassment
How can good lads become so devoid of fun when conservative politicians are involved
>Looking down from Heaven
what is she thinking?
I presume this has already been posted
>Theresa May will be the next Prime Minister
Things will get better, right lads?
>Scotcucks
We are so based to leave the EU I actually think it might happen you know.
>>80898381
I could hear what you said, over the sound of how insignificant a 55 mln country island is.
>>80898437
WE PUT OUR ENEMIES
IN THE FUCKING GROUND
>>80897679
I fucking love these images, you got the Godfrey de Bouillon one?
>>80898500
>i fucked up, shit
>>80898474
Indeed Russia, your own leader
>>80898404
I'm a cantab, but state schooled
>>80898301
>>80898256
thanks
>>80898437
>Hell is painful
>I wish I could vote to Leave
>>80898513
She IS the Prime Minister.
>>80898192
>skellington
>>80898513
>will be
She already is desu
>>80898516
Scottish genocide when?
>>80898267
storytime
>>80898494
Well they definitely won't be funny anymore with May/Corbyn
>>80898381
>Like the EU then, to everyone not in it.
Daily reminder that UK was a failed nation and country before it received EU aid.
>>80897719
Why do you think the rest of the world knows who Boris Johnson is,let alone care about anyone who isn't the PM?
>>80897468
>>80897244
Georges power stance didnt save him from the tin tac
>>80898524
>I could hear what you said, over the sound of how insignificant a 55 mln country island is.
Go home Muslim filth
>>80898555
>living in poverty
>>80897719
chop chop
KEK demands you to move to Niggeria
>>80898313
how can you afford the fees?
>>80898635
NOW
>Labour is the Party that claims to be progressive
>They have NEVER had a woman PM while the Tories have two
>>80898676
Everyone knows who Angela Merkel is and she's only the chancellor of germany, not even the leader
>>80898453
If purging nihilistic, greedy, career politicians who've consistently voted for the most disastrous policies imaginable is destroying a party, you deserve to be led by parasites and predators.
>>80898533
fraid not anon that one was OC
>>80898740
Few holidays and no car. It would be worth it, tbph
>>80898791
Even though they have short lists
>>80898791
>thinking this is a good achievement
Back to the lib dems with you
>>80898740
I run my own business.
>>80898542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfxgkb3Hcp0
>>80898458
im in an area with not many blacks at all, weve recently been slightly enriched and i shit you not now there are nigger drug dealers on the corner.
>>80897891
Funny you should mention that, that's what I did.
He said "but if the government is shit should they just pick nose for 4 years?" and "if there's a major political lelolution then yeah". I just laughed at his face when he said the former, but what about the latter?
>>80897719
We care about their views so much we have selected Boris to deal with them
>>80898321
This, my god.
So many conspiracy theories fall flat by the simple understanding that even the smartest, privately educated oxford graduates can make the most ridiculous slip-ups.
This Leadership contest drama was all chaotic nonsense which lead to the safest, most stable candidate weathering the storm, it's not surprising.
And, like the politician she is, she's hiring the best people for the jobs at hand.
>>80898696
Reported to authorities for hate speech
I thought Boris or Farage was to be PM or something, how did that woman get it? Were there elections?
Also is she the woman who said sharia law had many benefits for britain? And that she would look into overturning brexit?
>>80898791
>A
>FUCKING
>PINK
>BUS
>>80898516
>the kerning on that entire front page
FUCK
>>80898814
Britbong are you retarded,the chancellor is the leader. The president is ceremonial,like your Queen but less loved or known.
>>80898715
Hardly, both my parents have no A-levels but between them bring in 95k a year now. Not exactly rich, but comfortable.
Private school people up there are largely nice beyond a couple of cunts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAoRnrVdjxA
>>80898791
>Feminists hate both of them
>>80898609
>>80898624
My bad. I haven't read the news or been on /pol/ in a week. I just looked at the headline.
It is worrying though.
>>80898639
Not a huge story. We had our referendum going on and there was a campaign event a few days before. Are Nige was there too. Spotted him in the back, walked up, took a selfie. Afterwards we had a chat. He also phoned us when it turned out we won on the actual evening.
I feel that Anglo-Dutch friendship is being revitalised. Can we join the Commonwealth when we leave?
>>80898516
complain about this paper 'negrifying' her features to make her seem more of a bad person. Then aim twitter sjw anger at them
>>80897312
Nice picture you have there
>>80898869
>thinking this is a good achievement
Name a PM on the Labour side who was better than Maggie.
>>80898897
>hurr durr we wuz Empire
>we dun't care about yus opinionz
And this how UK looked before Europe sent aid
>>80898885
Well, that explains it.
>>80898970
what do they do
>>80898948
L A R R Y
A
R
R
Y
Larry is the true winner of this whole affair TBQH
>>80897719
> Brexiters are bailing now they've won because they don't know what they're doing
> Bwaaaaa Brexiters shouldn't be in positions of power
Make up your mind you cuckold.
Angela Eagle BTFO upon hearing Boris is Foreign Sec
https://twitter.com/PA/status/753335341306621952
>>80897406
>tfw no gf
feels cold and dark my dudes
The best possible timeline
I can't wait for the 2020 election, it's going to be such a moment for reflection
>all the mummyposters not worshipping the real mummy
>>80898919
Boris gave up and Farage isn't a tory.
No election, this isn't a presidential system, it's more like electing the leader of the house of representatives when one resigns, except the leader of the house runs the government.
>questions
No and no. Especially the second, she's created a new cabinet minister to get us to leave
>Secretary of State for Exiting the European Union
>>80898919
>Also is she the woman who said sharia law had many benefits for britain?
She considers withholding money to girlfriend by a man domestic abuse.
Also total surveillance supporter
madman
>>80899018
Maggie was shit you delusional cuck
>>80899004
Which would you guys prefer, a UKIP surge or a mass UKIP defection to the Tories to push them rightward?
>>80898852
i fucking know it, im a state primary teacher!
https://twitter.com/itvnews/status/753351072501100544
OBAMA IS OFFENDED AT BORIS JOHNSON APPOINTMENT
JUST
FUCK
MY
PRESIDENCY
UP
>>80899139
Pic related UK in 2020.
>>80899126
Tell me you at least have a waifu anon
no gf here but it's just about bearable
>>80899035
Engineering work for the MoD (pays quite well) and a civil servant
>>80899195
Still haven't named one, fampai.
>>80898321
>>80898904
It's hardly overestimating to think people who've known each for years, who've shared the same party, who work together and came into power together can talk to one another and arrange to present themselves to the media in the way most beneficial to the media.
Michael Gove's betrayal of Boris Johnson was the stupidest move possible. Boris had popular support and would've won. Michael Gove obviously wouldn't. Boris Johnson didn't need to withdraw, and he still could've won. It's obvious neither of them wanted the premiership. It's doubtful they wanted out of the EU.
>>80898919
>I thought Boris or Farage was to be PM or something
Farage isn't even an MP, and Boris didn't stand to be leader of the party.
>how did that woman get it? Were there elections?
Yes, but all big rival pulled out. May would have likely won anyway.
>And that she would look into overturning brexit?
We thought that, but looking at her appointments that seems impossible. She's put three big Brexit names in charge of leaving the EU and given leaving its own government department with civil servants & a building.
>>80898948
new cabinet is looking pretty based chaps
very happy Liam Fox is in it haha
>>80898474
what is the blonde girl flag?
>>80899243
What a limp dick
>>80899225
A UKIP surge in the north to destroy labour would be a godsend
>>80899139
Drink beer and eat chips
>plebs influenced and trusting
It's that easy
>>80899246
I mean, if you just want to be filtered you could have just asked me
I didn't even realise Letwin had a position in the last cabinet.
>>80899246
>All of the children are white
That looks like a damn good future there, they just need to tidy up a bit.
>>80898500
>Isn't it ironic, mister speaker, that the political party our right honourable opposition, always so violently defending it's progressive beliefs, has yet to provide the country with a female prime minister, while the Conservative party has already done that once and today, on the 13th of July 2016 has done it again?
>Jesus spasms into crucifixion forms from the laughing
>Jeanne d'Arc bursts into flames laughing
>Virgin Mary poops out another child from laughter
>the next Farage is upon us
>>80897312
Hnnggg. Tfw ill never have a qt right wing nationalist gf.
As a side, do any of you lads have the independance speach by are nige with the music? Im trying to invoke feelings of pride in my cuck friends.
>>80899225
Tories don't need any more power.
Even if you support the Tories you should desire a proper opposition, not the joke that we have now
>>80899272
Asking to find a labour pm better than thatcher is like trying to find the shinier of two turds. They're all shit.
Thatcher is better but is that really saying much?
>>80898987
you'd have to compete in our games though, occasionally held in India.
>>80899322
old belarus flag
>>80898987
i wouldnt have known what to say, jibbered like a cunt and possibly cried. so well done you.
wtf was it like getting a bell from are nige?
>>80899225
UKIP surge in the north to become official opposition
>>80899225
UKIP powerhouse.
>>80899246
>happy white children playing outside
Oh dear, how frightful.
>>80899204
>tfw you were the first to shill Marion on brit/pol/ and now its become a tradition every thread
thank fuck cuckborne is gone
>>80899139
>I will never sit down the pub with Nige for hours just drinking and talking
Actually upsets me lads
>>80898453
Corbyn is hugely SJW. He's been an anti-racist and anti-sexist campaigner before it was the hip thing. He's still in the 70s.
>>80899246
>old architecture
>kids smiling and having fun
>no degeneracy in site
>the knowledge a brighter future lies on the horizon
Sounds ideal to me.
>>80899243
May must have known that Washington wouldn't be happy with Boris in the Foreign Office which means that she must not give a shit about what Washington thinks. Enoch would be very proud.
>>80899250
[spoiler]I have several, 2D and 3D[/spolier]
>>80898613
It's the Liverpool Nelson monument.
The man is Nelson, the woman above him is Victory, the spoopy skellytone is death touching him, the back has a weeping Britannia, the chained men are prisoners symbolizing Nelsons major victories, St Vincent, Nile, Copenhagen, and Trafalgar
Nelson also has one foot on a cannon and another on an enemys corpse, pretty cool monument
>>80899544
fuck I can't do ANYTHING right
>>80899332
Won't happen without much more severe fuckery, but you never know.
>>80899506
He seemed even more non-ideological than Cameron
You brits have the most idiotic and retarded government in the whole world
Theresa May - Sociopathic orwellian dictator
Boris johnson - shaved orangutang, idiot and bigot
Philip Hammond - an idiot chancellor who will be worse than osborne
David davis - narrowminded idiot on the eu
Liam fox - knows nothing about trade
Amber rudd - A fucking anti-white bigot who will import more muslims instead of whtes
Mark carney - Great man and is trying to keep the uk afloat
Good fucking luck britain you need it and also the pound will drop 4.5 cents today
>>80899338
easier for some then others
Is there a more hateable MP in the commons (with th exceptions of Lammy and Abbott of course) than Angus Robetson?
>Anna Soubry MP @Anna_Soubry 6h6 hours ago
>Theresa May promises social justice at heart of her One Nation premiership #compassionate #Tory
fuck me sideways this doesn't sound good boys
>>80899279
If Gove is such a brilliant mastermind whyd he end up with fuck all as a laughing stock?
>She will never sit her brillo pad on your face.
Why Live?
>>80899601
Do you think he'll go back to towel folding?
>>80899535
Apparently her first call was to Berlin, then Paris, then Dublin. I don't even think she's called Washington yet.
Obama must be feeling that lame duck presidency
>>80899627
please delete this
>>80899318
thanks man
https://twitter.com/JournoStephen/status/753364161111920640
How is this misogyny? I mean the NATional is a SNP rag, but can you not just get at it for being shit instead of turning to "Muh-soginy"?
I mean I know it's Stephen "Muh Israel" ((Daisley)) but still.
>>80899380
>Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster
??
>>80899405
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGPFyqBnOAg
>>80899613
t. Ahmed.
>>80899613
>The Swedcuck is back
>>80899618
Robertson is somewhat formidable at PMQ, at least.
>>80899139
that bit where he eats that crisp
am i gay now?
>>80899645
Fucking kek anon jesus
Amber rudd's constituency is marginal, so hopefully she'll have fucked off by 2020.
>>80899613
have you remembered to wear your rape bracelet today?
>>80899627
Annas just drunk off her tits again my leafy friend
>>80899645
you need a ban
>>80899618
Jess Phillips
>tfw I'm a member of the Labour Party
>tfw I joined to vote for Corbyn back in September in the last days of my socialism
>tfw I've since become uber right-wing and conservative
>tfw I can still vote to #KeepCorbyn since I couldn't be arsed to cancel my membership yet
>>80899627
When Tories say social justice they don't mean the same thing as Labour.
IDS was a huge fan of social justice, but by that be meant slashing bennies to make sure NEETs couldn't scrounge more than people with real jobs.
>>80899627
Social justice as in equality of opportunity.
Not tumblr SJW shit
>>80899613
>he posted it again
Oh Sweden.
>>80899597
having more than 1 waifu will destroy your laifu
>>80899661
What do you mean by this?
>>80899618
Jess Phillips is a blight on existence.
>Obama is pissed at Johnson
>May didn't even call Washington at all
A..Are we drifting away from the Special relationship?
>>80899618
Tim Farron
>>80899613
>Mark carney - Great man and is trying to keep the uk afloat
Then why is he in a list of examples of us having "the most idiotic and retarded government in the world"?
Whether he's even part of the government is dubious, given the bank of England is self-regulating.
>>80899574
>>80899779
I need her haggis. I require sustenance.
>>80898315
>he falls for boris playing the fool
he's the most competent person in the cabinet
>>80899279
>People have known each other for years.
>Therefore they must get along with one another to the point of effectively trusting one another with their careers
>Boris would have won
Opinion discarded. You know nothing about the Tory membership. Boris was never likely to win, he was always an outside chance. Perhaps more popular among MPs than May but not among the membership
>>80899710
Basically he manages the queen's property. It sort of manages itself, so its not that important a position
