God bless america, god bless texas and god bless you Thomas.
If you want to really help a venezuelan commie send them supplies, im so happy, its been like a fucking year since i ate peas or drank milk.
>>80891481
kek pretty sure you posted your proxy in that thread
Claiming ID. I'll confirm on email with you bro
>>80891636
>t. Shitposter extreme
>>80891481
>>80891748
Not an argument.
>>80891481
You like the Pepe? I saw it in the dog toy aisle and thought it was appropriate.
>>80891481
>tfw see pupperoni care package
>tfw you realize that some venezuelans are being forced to eat their own pets
>even the pets they love
;___;
>>80891928
MY SAVIOR KEK
TIMESTAMP TOO
>>80891481
wow, this is great
>>80891954
I aint gonna eat my doggo ;(
>>80892032
I can't fucking believe it made it through customs. I thought they'd seize it for the sugar or something thinking it was cocaine.
>>80892211
DHL IS MAFIA, THEY ARE THE ONES SMUGGLING COCAINE TO MIAMI LOL
>>80892032
I had no idea things were this desperate in Venezuela. Stay stronk OP. We're rooting for you.
>>80892279
You're an honorary american now :^)
>>80892032
>>80891481
he gave you a dogs chewing rope. Do you have a dog or does this thomas guy just think you are as worthless as one?
Praise kek for that
Kek is the power
>>80892546
Look at his trip
>>80891481
> gibs me stuffs please!!
> I R of suffering
> venezuela cant into economics!
> U shud gibs me stuffs!
you chose marxists for your masters.
you had other choices available, you decided to go far left.
if you dont suffer, you wont learn.
>>80892660
This is a no bully thread newfriend
>>80892660
don't cut yourself on that edge man
>>80892660
it's a beautiful country senpai, would live in german village if possible
but they are plagued by the same shit we are, a government and an armed forces that are borderline state sanctioned gangsters.
cedros bids you well venezulanon
>>80891481
you seem ok to me op. wanna start a revolution and throw commies from helicopters?
>>80892660
I hope you never sleep hungry a single day in your life
>>80892576
PRAISE KEK
>>80892864
mostly due to their lack of intelligence but not strictly (north korea vs south korea, same people, different situations),
I'd like fucking that fat venezuelan booty though
So much fucking deodorant. Fucking 2 year supply.
my god.
>>80892660
he clearly didn't choose that shit you fucking idiot, that's one of the biggest flaws with democracy
>>80891481
#Notall/pol/locks
#boardofpeace
>>80892660
kid, you realize you're about to have pretty similar masters, you might want to spread the empathy around
>>80893142
I can trade it for literaly anything since procter and gamble aint producing shit
>>80893142
That's honestly why I decided to do it. I was just imagining a place where nobody has deodorant and it horrified me.
Passport photo for thomas, the non-believers and the flag collectors that play on nightmare mode.
>>80892959
what are you doing posting on the internet faggot?
Look I'm happy a stranger was nice enough to help you out and send basic supplies, but if you can post online, you can go outside and grow some shit or shit I don't know pick up coins or something.
>>80893372
I just arrived from work faggot, i work 8-5 and get like $50 at black market currency exchange rate
>>80893372
no, he can't do that shit. why are you on this board if you don't know dick about politics and economics? you clearly aren't trying to learn...
>>80891481
>Great Value
lol, you just got a bunch of Walmart food. I wouldn't even feed that shit to my dog.
>>80893372
no bully! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>80893543
Told. kek
>>80893543
What do you do?
>>80893876
Corporate lawyer
>>80893805
better than nothing. plus nothing is more american than walmart
>>80893805
2 years without having normal milk would be underestimating it, im gonna fucking bathe in it nignog
RIP KEK
>>80894028
lol'd
God damn it I'm proud of /pol/, good luck bro, keep fighting and surviving it will get better, it has to.
>>80893805
>you just got a bunch of Walmart food
Walmart dry beans and Walmart powdered milk and Walmart sugar - like name brand dry beans, powdered milk, or sugar are somehow superior.
>>80891481
OP, where do I go to donate?
>>80894028
>>80894252
kek
Glad you're doing well venezuelan bro. Take care and your doggo also
>>80893545
Sure he can. I'm from a fucking 3rd world disaster worse than Venezuela(at least 10 years ago). I would grow stuff, gather materials, learn carpentry and sell/trade when people needed it.
I would tear apart electronics and use some chemicals I found near a factory that shutdown to extract the gold out of it and sell it.
Some days I went berry/mushroom picking and would kill animals. I know how it is and I'm saying 90% of people could be doing something more.
>>80892959
You are sweet, Venezuela. I'm sorry about what's happened to your country. Stay strong and persevere. I only wish I could ship you a rifle and some solar gear for when your electric grid takes a shit, but customs would never allow it.
>>80892747
> letting one take the consequences for their own decisions is "bullying"
fuck off faggot.
> muh starvation is because others dont gib enuff...
shoulda made better choices
> venezuelans as a collective fucked themselves in the ass with marxism, it's not their fault! we should bail them out again!
cuz marxism needs just one more try.
no.
the first guy who ever thought "that grizzly bear is cute! ill try and pet him!" was just naive, the 30th guy who strides towards the bear, over piles of gnawed bones, is a moron.
>>80893227
wrong.
we CURRENTLY have marxists in power
we are disposing of our lefties.
president trump will restore our economy to where it should be, on top.
the US didnt slide into anarchy and starvation because americans prepare for occasional catastrophes (like hurricanes or nigger presidencies) while venezuelans (like niggers) just stick their paw out and expect gibs.
>>80894252
My doge says hello to his venezuelan dogbro.
nice proxy faggot
>>80894252
kill your dog if you're starving
why are you having another mouth to feed if you can barely manage?
>>80894687
Muslim detected
Story? /pol/ sent a care package to some starving Venezuelan?
>>80894687
t. Achmed Al Rape Bin Goat
>>80894411
I bet the fucking charities are run by goons
The texas based man sent the shit via dhl
>>80894307
Thanks bro, im hoping it will
>>80894414
I will
>>80894438
I guess you didnt live in a big 4 mill city, that shit is impossible in caracas
>>80894460
Id gladly take the solar panels kek
>>80894541
>t. McEdge
>>80894580
Woof mamaguevo
>>80894621
Is this a meme for venezuelan posters?
>>80894687
Because hes a fucking alarm when someone is near the door ahmed
>>80894820
Yep
>>80894687
They're not starving starving. If food was really in short supply the Venezuelans would be murdering, clawing, shanking, and fighting anyone in order to survive.
Food is a powerful motivator.
>>80894411
>dub dubs
If you're serious, you HAVE TO USE DHL.
I used a service called Parcelmonkey and they set up the DHL shipment. I dunno how it works but it was cheaper than on the DHL website.
What did you get exactly OP? Or if the dude that sent it to you is here, tell us.
>>80894687
Really sweden? Get your shit together.
>>80894889
Google cumana saqueos, tucupita saqueos or venezuela looting
>>80894911
The opening post pic isnt gud ress?
>>80891636
He did.
He's a fucking limey.
>>80895089
Wrong thread and wrong poster, leafcuck
>>80894911
Just basic shit. Deodorant, dried peas, beans, sugar, milk, dog treats and toys.
>>80895206
good work fellow texasbro.
t. dallas
>>80894886
I'll give you a hint I am sort of like an indian except I'm not. (look like a north indian would but I'm not indian).
There were millions in my city too, in a horrible apartment falling apart apartment that had electricity 50% of the time. I had to walk/run for a dozen miles and more before I could get to any of that. My bike would always get stolen so there was no point in getting one again. I made a makeshift ghetto bike and even that got stolen.
The best decision ever was to go to a neighboring country and straight to an American embassy.
Look all these faggots in this thread will be eating their microwaved meal(oven cooked if we're going gourmet tonight), they're gonna jack off to some shit on their smartphone/pc and then they're going to sleep and repeating it. Their life is easy, we get that.
But the fact remains that you could be doing better even if you think you can't. There's always something smarter and better that you can do and it will make you more intelligent in the long run.
>>80895053
>>80895206
roger that, sounds good
>>80894687
I'm amazed that someone from a country that's let in so many dogs is being so cruel about somebody else's.
>>80895608
REKT
>>80891481
>All that deodorant
Kek
>>80895608
BTFO
>>80894364
This, it's basically a commodity when you get down to dry goods
>>80895693
You are taking it for granted. Shit is vital if it is scarce. Can be traded too.
I approve of the protein bars. Double thumbs up.
>>80895192
I'll DHL you things then friedel. Show ,everyone more. I want to see your house etc... really how bad is it
>>80892279
Kek, you're probably on a watchlist now.
Help me get a Venezuelan girlfriend to marry and I will show you with whatever wal-mart foods you want.
>>80895417
Im not leaving man, and all the things you mention ive suffered them to some degree too, the thing that pains me more is taking my mom abroad when shes already 60 atm and my fucking dog, i wont run with them to an American embassy asking for asylum, i might leave when she passes away.
And i cant leave even if i had the money cause theres an uber currency control in place so i cant get a single dollar much less enough to get a fucking plane ticket
I would rather be Venezuela now rather than being a depressed shut in
>>80895608
ABSOLUTELY BTFO
I always knew we Americans had it in us
>>80895840
Those survival food packs you can pick up with lots of dehydrated stuff aren't bad options, either. But yeah, basic shit you'd get here at a pharmacy = luxury over there now.
>>80894687
It's almost like there is no real crisis and it's all being fabricated and sensationalized!
So they can overthrow Maduro and then install a CIA puppet.
This fag has internet, electricity, a dog that looks healthy, and all the sudden it's "people are starving and hunting rats" in the news because Venezuela is not a "friendly" country to the U.S.
BUT MUH DEODORANT!!!
>>80896172
Forgot to add the shipping company still got it to his home too. LE EBIL MADURO
>>80895870
Thats my dispense you fucking leafcuck, also if i lived in a nice place does that mean i aint starving? I can show you my fridge too
>>80896172
Yeah sure, fabricated, 5h lines to get a loaf of bread you leftie faggot, electricity and internet are the only ways to have fun, since i cant even go out past 6pm without getting mugged
>>80896307
Read the thread, dhl is smuggling shit all over the world, they get priority in every custom ever. he could have sent it via normal mail but it woukd have been stolen by the national guard
this thread literally made me cry
we should all be helping out our bros
>>80895972
>>80895206
Bravo. You are a good man Thomas.
Spread the redpill. Help each other.
>>80896435
show us the fridge homes.
>>80893317
So how would someone another /pol/ack be able to hook up a Venezuelan brother in need? I don't want to be giving anything to some shithead in a barrio. Some guy with a cute, young wife....
>>80896493
Im the one crying 100% milk tears right now, even when stupid people post and try to discourage people helping others
>>80896621
Ask for timestamps and 0 paypal cause its hard to sell that shit over here, it took me weeks to transform some paypal bucks into steam cards then into local currency, so if you donate paypal itll PROBABLY end up in ebays or amazons pockets
>>80896621
I lurked venezuelan threads and started recognizing this anon more and more. Then he talked about there being no deodorant and I just said fuck it and DHLed him some shit.
Just lurk the late night venezuelan threads.
>>80896016
Just come to a poor area of Miami basically the same thing but with 1st world plumbing and electricity.
>>80896435
well.. you guys decided to have all of those kids. I live in Miami and oh man Colombian, Venezuelan girls etc even if they're a little Americanized are huge sluts. I mean they're always horny and want the dick.
I bet a girl would suck your cock and do anal for a stick of that deodorant.
Best of luck though it was a nice gesture.
>>80896615
Pasta hoarder edition
>>80896172
Post full of common sense.
>>80896435
that guy is dense af >>80896172 (pic related)
In 1997, 7 years after the communist regime collapsed, the new government brought my country to total economic collapse. I was 13 or 14 at that time, I remember my parents waking up at 4AM to go wait for 4 to 8h on a line for a SINGLE FUCKING LOAF OF BREAD.
People like this cuck here >>80896172
and the other idiots ITT have never experienced real strife.
Nothing in stores, currency rapidly devaluing, etc. I was a stupid teen, but I can;t imagine how my parents felt.
Shit was tough. Trust me, it will change eventually.
Based Venezuela bro, based Thomas and based /pol/.
>>80896955
>Freezing peppers.
>>80897055
They last longer like that, you sweet voiced individual
>>80897055
>putting ketchup in the fridge
just waiting on other venezuelans to confirm conditions
>>80896955
I wish you could move to Brazil, brother. But there are a lot of shit going on here too, commies are the fucking devil.
>>80891481
where do I send food?
>>80897320
I just hope lula doesnt run in 18'
>>80897317
You need to lurk moar, or go to the 4pleb archive
>>80897397
See
>>80896792
>>80896172
The good thing about socialist governments (and the only good thing) is that they shoot people like you in the head.
>>80896792
What do you need, brother?
>>80897480
>See
>>>80896792
doesn't tell me anything. I can parcel food and send it, but where to?
>>80897397
The shipping from Ireland would be insane.
>>80893009
Really? Deoderant? Dolls? Dog toys? You need fucking guns and balls you commie Fuck. This reminds me of UN rice drops to niggers in Africa.
> mug edge
Grow the Fuck up.
>>80897619
Im not greedy, lurk, ask for timestamps, and help another venezuelan bro.
>>80897680
The venezuelan bro has to give you his adress, dhl is uber and will deliver it to the doorstep, i personally wouldn't trust charities
>>80897726
Send me a gun and ill take it. Dhl will not deliver it unless its made from cocaine
>>80897726
I-it's P-pepe the f-frog though
>>80897822
Pretend I'm a lazy American that would rather get important details now while he's talking to what appears to be fully genuine Venezuelan in need that has also demonstrated his appreciation rather than spend time lurking and trying to find someone else that MIGHT be legit.
So. What do you need?
Shit.
I hope my country never catches socialism.
>>80897580
It's me again posting on another ID because of cell data.
Wrong. It's low intelligence Aztec native blood niggers and Africans who can't do socialism.
Socialism is not meant for low intelligence aggressive beings. They're too selfish for it to work.
It's for the truly altruistic European in a country with no more than 10 million people. That is why Sweden Norway Denmark etc were all very successful stable societies until they decided to import sandniggers and others.
I guarantee you if Switzerland for example kicked out all the nigs and went for socialism it would do more good for them than bad. Socialism and communism are not meant for massive populations in varying intelligence and culture. It is meant for ONE culture ONE race and a consistent level of intelligence.
And trust me you fags are leftists worst nightmare.
You're used as examples as complete failure of socialism when there are even more capitalist African nations that are worse.
You are savage beings and it wouldn't matter much as to what system you have in place.
Enjoy the American hegemonic imperialism soon to come.
>>80898018
Powdered anything, milk, sugar and beans would be my top 3 venezuelan food thats nowhere to be found, not even doing lines.
>>80898183
>t. Bernie Sanders
I, for one, welcome my new amazon overlords
>>80898183
>>80898081
m8, I don't wish it to anyone... well maybe the t*rks, but you know.
>waking at 3-4AM to go ait 8h for a single loaf of bread
>your money is worthless
>you literally get coupons for the bread
>toilet paper is too expensive, so we had to use old news papers
>can't afford anything except basis sustenance
>electricity shortages every day/night
>no internet
etc.
I live like a fucking Saudi prince compared to 20 years ago when that shit happened. I have everything that you do, call me upper middle class, expensive technology, quality food, car, travel, you name it.
Consider the above. Socialism - NOT EVEN ONCE.
>>80895608
>>80894687
rip Sweden
>>80898183
you seem like fun guy
>>80898302
Ok. What about non food items? You seem to be set on deodorant. What about toothpaste or tooth brushes? Anything that would be a good "luxury" or trade item?
Also how do I get your address without compromising you to the rest of these chucklefucks?
Totally serious here. I'm in Texas as well and am more than willing to demonstrate our friendliness.
>>80895417
>head straight to the American embassy
NO
STAY IN YOUR FUCKING COUNTRY
IM SORRY, I LIKE THIS POOR VENEZUELA BRO BUT SERIOUSLY WE ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH
>>80898302
Bernie is a fraud and I'm not a fan of him at all. I also wouldn't want socialism in America specifically due to the niggers and others being financial parasites and violent criminals. I'll be voting Trump.
We could do socialism very well in a small state that is 100% European very well.
The USSR had a rule of social parasitism. It meant that if you were an able bodied person and were not going to school, working, or serving in the military, then you go to jail. I wish we had that law here at least until the age of 30.
But I don't want communism or socialism here at all. I'm simply stating think of socialism as like a family. If you have a bunch of leeching niggers of course you don't want to support them, but if everyone is contributing and you're helping the ones who need it, then it'll work.
With or without socialism/communism, Latin America would be a failure and I'm just telling you that now.
You're simply overall less evolved but that doesn't mean I despise or feel anything negative about you. I hope for your well being but it's just a fact.
>>80895417
>head straight to the American embassy
NO
STAY IN YOUR FUCKING COUNTRY
IM SORRY, I LIKE THIS POOR VENEZUELA BRO BUT SERIOUSLY WE ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH
GO SOMEWHERE ELSE IN SOUTH AMERICA
>>80898916
>we post his address online
>we all send him memes
>he gets hundreds of memes in the mail daily
>he monetizes the memes and becomes king of venezuela
>venezuela becomes a capitalist utopia
I like this idea
>>80899199
I said WITHOUT compromising, you double nigger. I like the idea of the memes, though. Every care package should come with a dick pic.
Wait. Did /pol/ do someone NICE and COMPASSIONATE for a brown person? Wtf is happening right now.
>>80899458
He could pass as white tbph
>>80899041
No 8h bread lines in colombia though, how we can you explain that? Latin america is doing more or less alright while we are fucked thanks to your loved commienism. My mom goes @4am to get fucking random stuff, cauae you cant even choose you get 1 corn flour one day the next one you dont know (also 1 day a weeek, based on last # of your nat id). Stop it seriously, or get a fucking free helo ride
>>80898916
I have a disposable yahoo, but like i said i would feel better if you helped another vene bro
>>80899061
Fag I make 6 figures a year here and pay a shit ton of taxes. Just let in the educated and everything will be fine.
Give people jobs instead of welfare, problem solved.
did you really receive an iphone? well this is a nice thread and all but dont become dependent on 1st worlders. theyll get bored soon
>>80899620
samsung s3 and droid incredible
>>80899620
Gonna buy or trade like a 200kg of dog chow so he has food till hes like 10 y old at least kek
>>80894252
OP you have enough dog food? fuck you but i worry about puppers
>>80899877
oh well good
>>80899898
lol such compassion
>>80899458
OP probably hates his own race for voting Chavez and Maduro
Another poor venezuelan here, don't mind the flag, it's just a proxy.
We're in dire need of hearses down here, please send an eureka one, possibly the 56 and a Duramax engine of your choice, my little village will be forever grateful
>>80891481
It smells like a baww thread on /soc/.
>>80900175
shut up mohamed
>>80899583
It's like you don't read my posts. Of course socialism would be a failure in Latin America the same way it's a failure in America when you do affirmative action for minorities who aren't smart enough to complete their degree or do their job.
Colombia is still shit I mean better than Venezuela is doing but still.
Socialism is for a small, homogenous, altruistic, monolithic, monoculture European.
And I'm tired of you idiots complaining about 5 hours in line for a loaf of bread. Go get some yeast and flour and make your own fucking bread you dips. Then the line wouldn't be 5 hours.
>>80900092
A pic for reference so you don't send me the wrong one, thanks again
>>80898183
>Wrong. It's low intelligence Aztec native blood niggers and Africans who can't do socialism.
>Socialism is not meant for low intelligence aggressive beings. They're too selfish for it to work.
Yet, if you share that kind of opinion on any socialist society that you love (even the white ones). You get jailed, Nazi Bernie Sanders. Also, white people can't even make children in these kind of societies, they all become narcissistic liberals who can only think about their own amusement.
>You are savage beings and it wouldn't matter much as to what system you have in place.
Bullshit, Brazil growth of violence is in perfect consonance with the growth of leftists organizations and movements. Same can be said about Venezuela. Any statics can prove that, but you're more worried about having an edgy opinion than learn the truth, makes me wonder if a society made people like you would work at all.
>>80898183
All I see in European Socialism is how it breeds weakness and complacency.
Self destruction is always the end game for socialism
>>80900092
depressing 2bh
>>80900296
Socialism has always been a failure, anywhere. It's a flawed system at its core.
>nothing in the store
>go buy flour when you don;t have bread
Wow how did no one think of that!!!
>>80899898
>>80899951
Yeah i have like 4 months worth hoarded atm, it has gone up in price like 300% since its at normal international prices atm
>>80900046
Im a pretty chill guy, people here got scammed hard so i don't hate no one
>>80900175
Lol u guise lost the euro
>>80900296
>Wheat is imported
>Cant grow wheat in venezuela cuz temps
>Can grow corn but if you try the gubment gives your farm to "the people" and it goes rip
Nice logic bro
>>80900092
>>80900419
Nice try, tony
>>80900296
>Socialism is for a small, homogenous, altruistic, monolithic, monoculture European.
>>80900429
I would work even harder in a society for people like me, by people like me. Right now I pay as little taxes as possible because I know my government will just waste it it on predator drone missiles killing sand niggers and sponsoring CIA ops in Venezuela. Among other shit.
Also what you're stating is an abusive government. You put leftism into a box and assume it's what I believe. Obviously sjws and modern "liberals" are absolute shit. I don't have piercings tattoos or blue hair dude, I work hard.
They exist solely because scumbags like Soros and others sponsor them to make true leftism look bad.
I am only for economical leftism when it applies to the criteria I posted. Anything with too many people won't work. Just like your family wouldn't work if it was 100x bigger.
At that point it becomes subtraction via addition. More isn't better.
>>80896955
>doge investigating
good doge
>>80900582
Should've asked for an impala, welp.
Stupid question, how hard it is to find vegetable garden plants over there?
>>80891481
I can afford to send some goods.
How do?
I could drop $100 at Costco and hook a brother up.
>>80901354
Easy at farmers markers in the weekend, cant get much though cause its obviously at normal noncommie prices
>>80901484
Yeah. OP compile a list of people who could use some help and maybe some of us here can pitch in and buy some shit. $20 at walmart could buy a lot of essentials you all could use. I wouldn't mind donating some cash or toiletries or whatever.
>>80901484
All that stuff in the OP probably wasn't even 20$
>>80901669
Shipping is what gets ya. I shipped out of Austin and it was 200 something bucks
>>80900291
Say one the tards of the E.U. who cost us so much money. Can't wait to leave this fuckin' Titanic.
>>80891481
>shortages of sugar
>milk shortages
So do you recommend socialism to everyone in the world, OP?
>>80900805
Denmark is full of Muslims and was successful up until they started importing them.
Anyway Venezuelan dude nothing against you, I'm simply warning you that your country will be overthrown in a coup soon and to expect REAL chaos when that happens.
Expect the U.S to be huge fags and impose harsh sanctions to accelerate this process.
And what did we get with world capitalism anyway?
>plastic surgery
>worship of man instead of God
>selfishness
>greed
>slavery (which still occurs by using cheap labor in foreign countries. Illegals and prisoners here)
>complete cultural erosion
>destruction of the environment
The TRUE red pill is being economically left, socially right wing. The average American is the exact opposite.
Good luck man hope it'll be ok despite the political differences, I don't think you deserve anything bad.
>>80901484
>>80901669
[email protected] is my disposable mail even if you just want to penpal i dont care
>>80901837
Fucking hnggggggggg
>>80901716
lol wrong
>>80901921
Its the most sought out things here. I can trade em for literaly anything including the deodorants. You cant get those things no more, not even doing lines cause they are close to being extinct over here.
>>80901837
>shipped out of Austin and it was 200 something bucks
dog bless
>>80901937
was it less?
>>80901669
I'll set up an account for you guys so it's easier for everyone involved
>>80901925
I agree with some of this in principle.
>>80901882
I noticed after Brexit, Italy, Spain, and Greece were the most upset. Hmm...
>>80901669
>>80901484
we should start an official /pol/ charity instead and then the news can't constantly say that /pol/ is strictly some "radical neo nazi extremist hate group" or whatever.
I wouldn't want more normies to come but if they came trickling in, it would red pill them.
>>80891481
>all these people saying they will send stuff to the venezuelan guy
>all that mail from other countries arriving at his house
Come on, guys. You will send him to the paredón
>>80902215
If I remember right, it was like $90. I bought myself some cokes at the same time so subtract that
>>80900175
You motherfuckers are the worst degenerates.
Always trying to defend socialism and Islam. You hate humanity, there is no other explanation.
>>80902313
kek. I respect your hustle mario
>>80902365
>El Hue Sebin
>>80902467
>Spends $285 for a /pol/lack he hasn't even met
Why is /pol/ so based?
>>80902365
I was a little worried I was putting a target on his back. Hope not
I have an emergency storage of canned goods/pasta/emergency rations (those dry cubes)/some MREs, etc. woth roughly 3000$
I'm gonna buy a bunch of sugar after this thread. Milk can't be properly stored long term even when powdered, but I'm gonna get 50kg of sugar at least.
>>80902467
Damn you either got ripped or the cost of living is really high where you live.
In Kentucky it would had been like a 1.50 for deodorant and like a 1$ for each bag.
>>80902796
>In Kentucky it would had been like a 1.50 for deodorant and like a 1$ for each bag.
>$1 for each bag
Mom still buyin your food?
>>80901043
>They exist solely because scumbags like Soros and others sponsor them to make true leftism look bad.
We wouldn't be talking about George Soros if there was no white people listening to people like him, would we? Why only blame Soros?
>>80902796
I really have a hard time believing that.
>>80902709
Nah bro. DHL top mafia, tony montana style.
Based Texas bro
>>80902787
Wouldn't it be better to get honey instead? It should be easier to handle and preserve
>>80902139
So powdered milk, granular sugar, deodorant and, beans got it. What about seeds for herbs and vegetables and a small bag of powdered fertilizer? Even a small window garden can grow a fair amount of herbs and greens.
>>80903008
Has pupper tried the pupperoni yet? That shit is crack to doges.
>>80902909
My mother is dead, I buy at wal-mart.
>>80903048
also an antiseptic
>>80891481
>If you want to really help a venezuelan commie send them supplies
nice try shekelstein.
anything we send wont go to them, its going to the kikes instead.
>>80891891
Not an argument.
>>80903048
>>80903101
Oh I have honey, 12 big ass jars.
>>80902787
Sugar is eternal as long as its tightly locked
>>80903071
Seeds are good, fertilizer might make the package too heavy
>>80903082
Hes still fucking up kek
>>80903137
If you send it via usps it will end up in maduros fridge, but dhl is based capitalism drug lords so they do deliver on time
>>80893317
>a year older than me
we couldve been bros, bro
>>80903287
>dhl is based capitalism drug lords so they do deliver on time
I bet DHL will even deliver to a war zone
>>80895972
>And i cant leave even if i had the money cause theres an uber currency control in place so i cant get a single dollar much less enough to get a fucking plane ticket
mexicans manage to do it
>>80892660
This. You should of sent that beaner a fucking bomb
>>80903454
>mexicans manage to do it
they walk
>>80903305
>mfw
>>80903416
Expensive, but probably the answer is yes
>>80903501
As based as DHL may be, I think they may have frowned upon that.
>>80891481
>no dragon dildo
Shit care package
>>80899458
OP is a faggot beaner
>>80903416
>DHL
>Delivers in warzones
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2003_Baghdad_DHL_attempted_shootdown_incident
>>80903287
Have you used bitcoin before? Do you know how easy/hard bitcoin is to exchange into bolivars on the black market? That might be easier than USD, and certainly cheaper than mailing staples like rice and beans.
>>80903416
/pol/ sends care packages to assad's forces when?
>>80893929
50$ per month of per day?
>>80903612
I FUCKING BLEW IT. SORRY CHINA JR
>>80903674
coughearsecough
OP how easy would it be for me to fly over and import a hot chick? 18+
I'm not fat, am fit.
>>80895608
WOOOOOOW
>>80903760
post link to your super secret venezuelan charity :^)
>>80903653
I have a verified paypal, havent used bitcoins before, the only way to transform bitcoins or paypal bucks into bolivares fuertes is by selling gift cards call it steam or amazon to people that uberly need them. Tight currency control by the gov m8.
>>80903714
Month. We slaves over here thanks to what i mentioned above.
>>80903823
Youd better get an uber guide so you dont get dun gufed outside the airport terminal ya burger
>>80903653
It's also the thought that counts. It's why receiving a post card or birthday card means more than an e-card.
Also even spics in America overwhelmingly vote left after reaping the benefits of capitalism here.
I wish only land owners were allowed to vote.
>>80903917
You left your passport number visible, by the way.
Would it be a good idea to holiday in venuzuela then?I'm going to be on kike mode so ate you guys selling everything cheap?
>>80904127
See
>>80903917
>>80904073
You cant do much with it tbqh, if it was national id maybe you could dox me
>>80904073
Secret Venezuelan police is in this thread RIGHT NOW
Happy for you Venezuelabro.
Serious question, is it a crime to have this stuff in your house?
Are you assuming any risk? Risk by keeping it in your house, by having it delivered to your address etc etc etc?
are those lityle flavoured drink mio squirt things rare over there?
>>80901837
Shit. I looked at the prices and it looks like I could send a large flat rate for just under $100. The trick would be to put as much dense stuff in as possible because it's about the size of an Xbox 360 but you are allowed up to 20 pounds.
>>80904336
Its not a crime. Its always risk to be a loudmouth anywhere (could get robbed on my way to work just by pure spite), so im telling no one desu turkbro.
>>80904337
>Venezuela going through a serious food crisis
>Canacuck wants to send soft drinks
>>80904429
Powdered milk, sugar. protein bars, emergency rations should be dense af.
Is nobody questioning the fact that if it were that bad, the delivery dudes would have stolen the package?
>>80904606
i was implying they would be good for trade, could fit s lot in a little box
>>80904718
It's DHL delivery guys. Probably the only people that get a real salary over there.
>>80904718
>DHL
Its expensive because they dont touch your shit no matter what
>>80904718
>have a good job with an international company like DHL
>throw it away for some rice
Venezuela isn't going through Africa style famines, it's just facing massive recessionary and inflationary pressure combined with ineffective price controls.
The middle class aren't starving in the street, covered in flies, they're just tightening their belt and having to cut out luxuries.
At least, that's my understanding of it.
>>80891481
Races that birth communists need to be culled. God damn you Thomas
>>80891481
You were claiming to be eating "peas and milk" merely 3 weeks ago. Minutely reminder all venezuela maymays are lies
>>80891481
How did your package make it through customs? Was is opened? Did you receive everything?
I may be interested in "adopting" one of your countrymen/women. I'd like to know that anything I send makes it to the intended recipient.
God speed Venezuelan bro i Hope things will get better. Maybe One Day you can go to America
>>80900541
hes a pretty smart guy
bet you feel pretty stupid right now :^)
>>80904429
You can't use USPS. They partner with ipostel in Venezuela, which is their government mail courier and they'll just steal the package. It HAS TO BE DHL. Mayyyyybe fedex but I'm not sure.
>>80905007
Middle class still earns only $50 a month and has to do the immense lines for 1 corn flour and they cant get milk nor wheat flour for example
>>80905030
I aint a commie faggot
>>80905063
I said pasta and ketchup ya leaf
>>80905088
The box was immaculate, they prolly green light instantly dhl packages at customs
>>80905170
I visited miami in the 90s with my dad before he passed and before chiabez
>>80905007
So 35000 people crossing the boarders illegally to buy food is just "tightening the belt"? Food riots are just "cutting luxeries"? Rolling blackouts part of cut.luxeries too?
>>80894687
kys swedish piece of shit
>>80904872
dude they opened the box it seems like. And they STILL didn't steal anything. WOW
>>80896955
wait, how are you suffering?
i have less than that in my fridge.
>>80905030
:^)
>>80905403
Thanks for reminding me that when the colombian border opened people flooded cucuta buying shit
>>80905417
Nah bro, thats a pic i took 5 mins ago, even doggo stabbed the box with his teeth
>>80905434
Prove it faggot
>Inb4 tyrone takes everything out and snaps a picture
>>80905527
how long did it take the package to be delivered?
wondering if i start begging for money or stuff anons would help me
>>80905371
Just a unrelated questions, are old phones (s3/4, iphone4 etc) and old tablets in demand or can you get some good stuff for them?
>>80892660
Dude just stop
>>80905665
>Nah bro, thats a pic i took 5 mins ago, even doggo stabbed the box with his teeth
yeah, but the tape says "repacked"
>>80891481
So you are telling me customs and mail are still functioning and they aren't going through all the mail and taking the good?
ohahahaa
>>80905670
Picked up in Austin Friday and delivered today. Pretty fast desu
>>80905910
Just noticed, this now makes dhl gods in my point of view
>>80905741
Go to bed, Correa
>>80905824
An s3 costs $100 at black market currency rate
>>80906016
>D
>H
>L
>Only
>>80905741
I wonder if that one anon bought his plane ticket to ecuador yet :^)
>>80906109
Did you dox that fucker
>>80905665
not gonna snap a pic because i'm on the shitter.
i guess you need to stock up and that's why it seems like you have a lot, my fridge is nearly empty because i can get food when i want.
sorry for the socialism, bro, hopefully things get better.
>>80906016
I got instantaneous emails saying the package was stopped by customs and that it was released from customs. I think they (DHL) just don't give a fuck
>>80906148
naw
>>80905665
with high rent costs and other stuff it's common here to sacrifice and have to eat shit food. I've been eating rice beans eggs and ramen noodles nearly exclusively for more than a year now. Only restaurants I go to are fast food to hit up the dollar menu.
LaShawnda and her 6 kids live better than I do.
Truth is while it may be bad in Venezuela, it's common in America for Cubans to come here illegally and then leave and go back to Cuba once they realize how much they have to work.
>>80895608
fucking told
>>80905741
get a anon mail acc, get me a timestamp and I would be willing to send out some stuff.
I did more stupid things the last time I won the lottery.
>>80905910
it probably got ripped during transportation. I never got a single not repacked DHL package while I worked in africa yet there was never anything worth mentioning missing.
>>80906104
Thats about 2 months salary so a shitload of money.
Well I guess what I suggest to do with our company stock of retired phones.
>>80906362
Where?
Question for OP Venezolanobro... Would the flag Thomas sent you get you in trouble?
I wish more Hispanic immigrants could come here from countries where they know from experience how much leftism screws everything up. It's basically just Cubans here, and they can't balance out the rest on their own.
>>80897267
do you not refegerate katchup? freak
>>80906663
Interested in this as well. Hope not.
>>80906246
This man gets it, i have to buy low and hoard
>>80906304
Email me his national id and ill investigate him lol
>>80906362
>Cubans going back
The rest i feel for you bro, but that greentext never happens
>>80906608
Yeah bro, i see a lot of refurbished electronics here too being sold at new prices. Fucking happy merchants.
