ITT: We predict headlines that will manifest before the end of the year
Points for correctly predicting an event
Bonus points for not picking obvious shit
Bonus points for predicting exact headlines
>>80888712
TRUMP WINS BIG
AMERICA IS LOST REEEEEEEEEEE
t. huffingtonpost
>Sweden
It's not the migrants fault that they rape, it's the right wing extremists
>>80888712
>north korea storms across 49th parrelel, invigorated by Americas new weak leader, hillary
dubs will confirm second korean war this year
>>80888841
Predicted Huffpost headlines if Trump wins:
>REALLY????????????
>FUCK YOU AMERICA
>RACISM WINS AGAIN
>IMPEACH TRUMP NOW
>WELP
>FUCK IT
>WHY DID YOU DO THIS
Shit'll be like a Ron Paul meme.
>YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS
>>80888712
>Hate crime everywhere!! UK approves law banning everything.
>>80888712
Terror on the streets of *insert German city* with over 50 confirmed dead
Islam is a religion of peace
JE SUIS Dresden
>>80889181
Kek, I hope so
new headline
Trump made Merry Christmas great again, and made Happy Holidays pay for it.
t. Trump Christmas special
>>80888712
Trump Wins The Election ...and then plans for a hyperloop between the US and UK.
50,000 germans arrested for hate speech on facebook. According to sources one of the extremists said "I don't think we should take in more refugees" in a private facebook group chat.
>'Shots fired' at Trump rally
Y'all know it's coming
>>80889615
This desu.
What would be the most significant German city that they could hit?
>>80888712
>Black cop murder/suicides his entire family
>BLM protests funeral, blame whitey
>Obama blames guns, praises BLM for expressing their constitutional right
>>80890067
it would be beautiful irony if they hit Merkel
>>80889030
confirmed
>>80890203
They'll use mama Merkel for more gibs
"Being White Now Classified As Hate Crime"
>>80890067
Istanbul
>>80890367
Made me kek
>>80890367
Lol
>>80889984
easily best prediction in thread
>>80889757
Kek
"Nigel farage is trumps vice president!" - new York times.
>>80888712
Newly elected president Clinton sends her sincere condolences to Mr Hollande after the largest terrorist attack on french soil.
Israel may do something big right before the elections just to embarrass Obama....attack the fuck out of the "palestinians" cause just about everyone is tired of this bullshit
Who will stop them?...Hillary? She wouldn't dare start off her term fucking with Israel
Trump?....he may just help them
"Marijuana Legalized In California! Recreational sales to start mid spring 2017"
>Bomb blasts and shootings in [insert european city] kill 110, wound 300
>Violent protests in [insert ghettoville] were caused by years of police oppression, and were sparked by the death of [insert nigger name here]
>Syrian Arab Army successfully clears Aleppo city center, moves to lift siege of Deir Ezzor
Popular Turkish Cosplayer Anzu Found Raped And Murdered In Her Home
HITLER. IS. BACK.
>picture of trump
t. huffington post
>Saudi Arabia's King Salman 'injured' in Riyadh blast
>>80891681
please no ;_;
>>80888712
America hit by dirty bomb.
>Syria being cleared out by "ISIS"
>Watch Israel start to move in there.
>Jewish Ploy to expand their homeland from the beginning
>>80891681
>Popular T*rkish Cosplayer Anzu Found Raped And Murdered In His Home
fixed that for you
>>80890203
Why would they harm their enabler?
We hated Trump because he's authoritarian but Brexit shows we can't leave important decisions to the people
>>80890754
I'd move to America if that happened.
Trump and Farage together at last.
>>80892198
Has history shown you that they're intelligent enough to think of the consequences?
>>80892198
Because ISIS are retarded. That, or Merkel's (((masters))) have decided they don't need her anymore and intend to make her a martyr (and of course to push the narrative that right-wing extremists caused this tragedy)
>>80888712
This is my new favorite Pepe. Mind if I save him OP?
>>80888712
Hillary Clinton becomes the 45th President of the United States.
>>88888888
Trump declines presidency, hands reins over to Hilary
>>80888841
Riots Break Out as Trump Steals Presidency from Clinton
>>80892523
Go ahead, he's all yours my friend :)
A right wing group will start killing members of the MSM.
>>80888712
Trump Wins in Historic Landslide
Header: How Europe is embracing and coping with a burgeoning Islamic population
Subheader: Despite fears of xenophobia, most Europeans delight in diversity
>>80892811
>>80892677
>>80892644
kek confirmed
>Alleged Assassin Thomas Mair Found Missing From Jail Cell
>>80892664
Thanks friend :^)
Header: Peaceful America
Subheader: How Americans refused to let Trump divide them
>Belgium
Certain quarters of Brussels cordoned off and checkpoints instated.
newly appointed president clinton orders execution of all whites for not being black
>>80892172
that only makes it hotter
>>80892983
>Rot
Rotherham
>Gpsl
When googled, brings up Global Publishing Solutions Ltd, which is based in the UK
>Z
a wildcard?
>>80888712
>>80888712
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VavG6Qxh0uw
At a loss for something different to say,
I've said everything, we've said it all before.
An extra nail for your coffin.
I'm going to ride that horse we've beaten to death,
And deliver its stinking carcass to your doorstep.
A gift from all the dead children,
That are the progeny of your ballistic union.
Borrowing from Peter to rape Paul,
No news is good news, but I've got some news for you.
Fetch me a rope, lynch mob of one.
An extra nail for your coffin.
Certain blood has been shed for uncertain reasons.
You will never quiet this storm,
A cold wind to chill your bones.
I bring the hammer down.
Borrowing from Peter to rape Paul,
No news is good news, but I've got some news for you.
Fetch me a rope, lynch mob of one.
>>80888712
Full gun rights restored in Britain. Open carry a reality.
>>80888712
Clinton Dismisses Voter Fraud Allegations as "Ridiculous"
>>80893399
> Damn, good one
Do they have a points based immigration policy for NZ too?
Explosion Rocks Brussels in ISIS Attack
>>80888712
"IS DONALD TRUMP THE SECOND COMING OF CHRIST?"
"HILLARY CLINTON TO FACE CHARGES OF PERJURY FOLLOWING EMAIL SCANDAL"
"HILLARY CLINTON INDICTED FOR PERJURY AND TREASON"
"TRUMP ELECTED 45TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES"
"THE EXISTENCE OF GOD UNDENIABLY PROVEN"
"PRESIDENT BUSH TO GO TO JAIL FOR DOING 9/11"
>>80895780
Pretty autistic
>>80888712
Oslo: Beginning for a new Islamic Caliphate
Merkel raped by a refugee.
GhostxDerayxObama
Clintons Admits Trump wasShill Hired to Guarantee White House for Hillary
>Trump's Daughter found Dead - Throat Crushed by Barbell
>Trump Expresses Support for Clinton, "I've seen the light!"
Florida Man Shoves Entire Head Inside Own Anus, Still Manages to Dial 911
>>80888712
Former KKK grand wizard elected to U.S Congress
