>Things you won't hear a Muslim say
No, I don't beat my wife!
>>80882121
>I know the Christians are a minority, but we should respect their religion and allow them to practice freely
>We should respect freedom of speech
>>80882121
Of course I'm letting my daughter go out without the hijab!
>>80882121
No thank you inshallah I am too tired to visit the goat farm tonight
>>80882121
Bless Sweden for allowing me into it's beautiful country. I will work hard, integrate and give back Sweden what it gave to me.
>>80882121
Would you like to see my picture of Muhammed?
>>80882121
Of course you can leave Islam and still keep your head!
>>80882121
>Can have a bacon double cheeseburger
>>80882121
>I am not swedish
I won't fuck that sheep.
>I like Europe
>idk fucking goats seems pretty weird to me
>>80882121
One Baconator, please.
Happy Easter
>>80882415
Kek
"I bought some deodorant for us"
>Wow that girl's ass is fat, think of baseball and cold showers
>Sure Christians may have burned people alive hundreds of years ago but we are doing the same today
i love diversity
I'm with her.
Of course you can build a church in my country.
>You know, there are a lot of advocations of violence in the Quran. I think our religion needs a reformation, and we should condemn those who perform acts of violence on nombelievers.
>I am perfectly fine with people criticizing Islam. I won't become radicalized just because someone disagrees with my faith.
>Sharia Law is outdated and basically stands against everything Western civilization represents. We should not implement it ever again.
>>80882121
Care for a smoke?
Can I pet your dog?
Can't pray this afternoon, girlfriends having a birthday party down the pub
>blowing yourself up and killing and destroying has much has possible is straight up wicked evil
>good education, sound cultural values and a stable nuclear family are the foundations of any worthy civilization
>the [INSERT NON MUSLIM COUNTRY] had nothing to do with this, its entirely on us we should learn from this
Better stay in the middle east and fix my own country instead of moving to a western one and ruining it with my toxic ideology and retard genetics as well
>There might be a god besides Allah and Muhammad might not be his prophet
>I can't wait to leave europe and go back home after things finally settle down in my home country
Excuse me ma'am, may I have this dance with you?
>>80883813
They might say the second one
>>80884085
I guess that would be slightly less shit
I disagree with ISIS.
>>80883456
They say this shit all the time.
>>80882664
Underrated
>Next Sunday? I'll have to run that one past the wife
>we should respect homosexuals even if we believe their life choices are wrong
> What people do in the privacy of their own homes is their own business
Another bacon burger, please
> I love Jews
>>80884361
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I'm here at the pool to swim.
>>80882121
Don't hit that skyscraper
"If we kill them, they win"
> Think thou shall not kill from the ten commandments makes the jihadist strategy immoral
>>80882121
I'm going to the animal shelter to adopt a dog and give it a good home.
This is my son, Davie
>>80882121
I am frustrated. Maybe I should take my medication and lie down for a bit so I will feel better.
>>80882664
KEK
>>80882664
very clever...
Okay, I admit it! It was taqiyya all along.
>>80882415
best
>>80882121
I condemn ISIS
