OFFICIAL Brit/pol/ LIVESTREAM: THERESA MAY TO BECOME PM
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dV-3JCYgdv0
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>FARAGE TO ATTEND REPUBLICAN CONVENTION, "HAS LESSONS" FOR TRUMP
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2016/07/12/brexit-leader-farage-has-lessons-trump-gop/86986562/
>BLAIRITE JOHN MCTERNAN THROWS MASSIVE TANTRUM IN BBC INTERVIEW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TskZf-5_DuE
>THE REVOLUTION CONTINUES, COMRADES: CORBYN TO BE INCLUDED ON LEADERSHIP BALLOT
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36778135
>A MUSICAL ANALYSIS OF THE TUNE DAVID CAMERON SANG OUTSIDE DOWNING STREET
http://www.classicfm.com/discover/music-theory/david-cameron-musical-analysis/#JOD7burZLE4KoShX.97
>DAVID CAMERON: NEW PRIME MINISTER BY WEDNESDAY EVENING
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-07-11/david-cameron-says-u-k-to-have-new-prime-minister-by-wednesday
>LABOUR CALLS FOR SNAP ELECTION
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/labour-does-not-want-summer-leadership-battle-a3293046.html
>NIGE DISCUSSES KEK AND MEME MAGIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAkwv5PNapY
>TALKS BETWEEN LABOUR AND TORY BLAIRITES ABOUT FORMING THEIR OWN PARTY
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/10/talks-about-forming-new-pro-eu-centrist-party-reported-at-westmi
>THE CHILCOTT REPORT - THE MAIN POINTS
http://www.thenational.ae/world/europe/chilcott-report---the-main-points
LONG LIVE ANIME
PLEASE HELP OUT THE AUTIST RETARD.
He has been posting pictures/links about Nottingham Police for the last 11 threads and nobody has replied to him.
Give him some attention and perhaps he will stop posting this non-story and arrange his toast soldiers into a geometrically perfect row before washing his hands again.
fucking hell.
>>80858391
Literally nothing is going to happen with regard to this, please stop this humourless memeing.
>>80858400
You realise there is a thread.
But keep going faggot.
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
SHE CAN'T DO IT ALONE
JOIN THE MAY ANTI-DEGENERACY FORCES TODAY
BOW TO YOUR LEADER
>>80858338
FUCK NO
May shill on BBC
STOP IT NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
i dont get it, where did she say she will ban anime?
>>80858442
We can go thiccer
EVERYONE SAY THANKS TO BIG DAVE
THANKS BIG DAVE
hide your shit, lads.
>>80858455
they said that about the rapes and murder from islam. i'd rather be safe than beheaded
>>80858455
Found the terrified weeb. Masturbate to your drawings of children while you can m8. You'll be getting a knock on the door soon
>>80858474
oh how interesting.
You're a very smart person who is beloved.
>>80858455
"Y-yeah n-nothing is gonna happen to my anime r-right?"
>>80858338
EU first pic...
QUEEN ASSUMED CONTROL LADS
WHAT SHALL WE DO FIRST?
All these useless state ceremonies make me feel patriotic
>>80858525
thats not Rachel Riley.
>>80858584
Thanks m8
>>80858503
GAS THE WEEBS
CARTOON WAR NOW
reminder May is an even bigger NWO lizard than Cammers ever was, and the shills you see in this thread will be baby NWO sneks
>>80858645
APPOINT A NEW PM
>>80858650
Thank fuck we don't have presidential inaugurations, they're cringey as fuck
>>80858645
Outlaw the SNP.
>>80858524
She has a history of wanting to police the Internet of 'harmful' content.
She'll take away Bong lolis. Karen's time is measured in minutes.
>>80858653
Rachel Riley needs to start squatting
>>80858650
Same, absolutely love it.
See you in the gas chambers weebs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mrbc1qMnkd4
This is now officially Theresa May's theme.
soon
One more to get added
THE WORLD WILL BOW TO THE TORY PARTY, AS WE WIPE ANIME DEGENERACY FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH
>>80858645
Salmond to the tower of london and for bants, prince harry will now pretend to be alex salmond going forward.
>MSNBC
>"Theresa May ran the State Department"
Oh my fucking God
burn your hard drives NOW NOW NOW
>>80858455
Start the encryption process now.
this music is fucking awesome
>>80858562
>>80858564
>>80858609
"no"
Anime is a medium, though... A small minority of which is questionable. The percentage that IS questionable is already criminalised. I literally do not understand her agenda on this.
>>80858767
Why do people find this attractive, it's over the top
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>80858803
>>80858856
>American education
>>80858756
Lolis are already illegal here.
may has made me realize that pretty/cute girls should be banned from entertainment products because misogyny
The way the BBC are describing her she sounds like the Brown to Cameron's Blair. Next election is going to be fun, even if the Tories will have to work really hard to loose it
>>80858861
There's literally nothing wrong with enjoying anime
>>80858645
God Save The Queen
>>80858584
kek
I don't think he understood your comment.
Predictions on May's new cabinet lads?
>Deputy leader of the anti-degeneracy taskforce announced to be Boris Johnson, pictured after his post-Brexit surgery
>>80858338
>>FARAGE TO ATTEND REPUBLICAN CONVENTION, "HAS LESSONS" FOR TRUMP
How does this man continue to fucking woo me even after he retires?!
>>80858888
It's a meme you dip
>You are living under an absolute monarchy RIGHT NOW
>>80858907
its ogre lads
>>80858856
>Theresa Clinton now made President of the United UK
yes, very interesting
May will make anime real (by banning it and forcing weebs into the real world)
quick lads hide your animay
>>80858812
Brit/pol/, which is best and which is worst?
>>80858750
>SNP
I've always found it strange that a party whose core plank is quite plainly treasonous is allowed to have such an out-sized role in your parliament. It'd be like a Texas Independence Party playing a role in governing the entirety of the United States.
Dammit lads I didn't get to Downing Street in time to get the pig Pokemon, where can I find it now?
>>80858967
>She will never marry you
>>80859060
FUCKING RUN LADS!!!!!
>>80858907
(((Kuenssberg)))
>"MY FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS AS PRIME DICTATOR OF THE UK IS A UNIVERSAL BAN OF ANIME"
>>80858981
Priti Patel for Dominatrix Secretary
>>80858967
fucking hell
>Theresa May has announced uniform changes for the Metropolitan police today, as well as laws reforming the role of the Met into what's being described as 'May's Fist'.
>>80858981
Greg Clark is my MP and I've met him personally a dozen times
I vote him for personal Ministerial fuccboi
>>80859128
>>80858564
Holy fuck check out your inferiority complex
>>80859065
all juden
Why the applause?
What is it for?
Mr Cameron gave up his job because he realised that he had struck himself such a blow that he could no longer claim to have a mandate, despite his bought-and-paid-for ‘victory’ in the 2015 election, perhaps the most cynically-achieved election result in the modern era.
Having gone, he should have made a resignation statement to the House and departed quietly.
What is there to applaud?
A 1.5 Trillion public debt, matched by a private debt nearly as large, and a budget which continues to require heavy new borrowing every minute, to bring it into balance . A debauched currency, now finally showing the effects of years of printing money through ‘quantitative easing’. A total failure to control mass immigration. A total failure to achieve significant improvement in state education. A total failure to get a grip on crime and disorder (the prisons are bursting and restive). Two utterly disastrous foreign interventions, in Libya and Syria, with the second one less bad than it could have been only because Parliament for once had the sense not to vote for war. National defences (especially the Army and Navy) in tatters.
And a successor who is personally associated with the government’s greatest failure, and disagrees profoundly with her government’s principal aim, an absurdity which still causes the mind to boggle.
Applause? What is it for?
>>80858531
Roid gut.
I hope Anime does get banned tbqh
>>80858981
Does the PM have absolute control over the composition of the cabinet? Is it purely by her hand that other MPs rise and fall now?
>>80858786
I thought that said purity at first kek
>>80858981
Abolition of the cabinet, May will take over as Supreme Leader with the blessing of her Maj
>>80859213
Yes.
>>80859196
Oh fuck, I thought you'd died you useless cunt
>>80859244
...So we Meiji restoration now?
>Vehicle change
What did they get her lads? A Jag?
>>80858505
LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!!
>my mind keeps saying run as fast as you can
HAPPENING
>>80859148
the Queen is perplexed by PM May's numerous proposals to build some kind of "Death Star"
>FORM NEW GOVERNMENT
>NEW GOVERNMENT
I'm scared, what do they mean about this?
>>80859128
>>80859266
Probably just an imitator using the Trip
State approved Karen
>>80859196
>Hitchens posts on his blog
>you crawl from your very grave to repost it
admirable desu
>>80859148
kek
>>80859349
As in it's a new government
>tfw May bans weebshit
WE SHALL NO LONGER BOW DOWN TO THE DEGENERACY THAT IS ANIME
>>80859334
WHAT IS THIS
>>80859196
HE LIVES
>>80859349
It's a new government because the PM has changed?
LAUNCH ALL TIE FIGHTERS
Finally someone is fighting the anime menace.
>>80859266
>>80859368
The great thing about this country used to be that a change of government was *not* a great state occasion, but a routine matter, without expensive armoured cars and grandiose police escorts. Real authority resided with and derived from the Monarch, who granted it to those who had been blessed by the electors, for as long as they could keep it.
I loathe this change. We do not have a president. We do not normally permit applause in Parliament, which is supposed never to forget that it contains an opposition, and that many in this country have not given their votes to the government. Why couldn’t he just go?
Mind you, as the man who chivvied his (pathetically pliant) MPs into applauding the Blair creature on his last appearance in the House of Commons he so disliked, he must have hoped to get the same.
The Prime Minister is so only because he or she can command a majority in the Commons (it is by no means sure that Mrs May can count on maintaining such a majority, for various reasons, including known unknowns and unknown unknowns). He or she has no popular mandate (I am glad to say) . We do not have to love or even like him or her. Rather the contrary.
These sentimental speeches in the Commons and Downing Street (the only street in London which normal human beings are forbidden to enter) are just not constitutional.
Press F to pay respects
>>80859334
Nige is in the US with trump
>>80858531
Thanks Big Dave *raises Pot Noodle*
Should I be watching this? Will the bantz ITT be entertaining enough to warrant me caring?
>>80859349
there will be a new government
>>80859196
Everyone thought you had died and they all cheered
>Theresa May MP (Maidenhead) has now been officially appointed as Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.
>>80858505
>Has presided over the complete collapse of the British Empire and the near collapse of the United Kingdom
Ur queens a cunt, m8. Toss 'er tea in the bloody harbor.
Why can't Larry the Cat be our new PM?
Fuck Belgium. Remove pomme.
>>80859179
lmao what
>>80859376
It will cover actors too
>>80859468
Oh Dave
>>80859100
>not wanting to be called into her dressing room, bend her over a table, fuck that perfect arse and walk out while she's still panting
>>80859334
rachel riley is pretty fit. shame she's a slag and cheated on her fiance with that dancer
>>80858645
Immediately nuke Glasgow
>>80858564
>>80859376
KAREN WAS NOT MADE FOR 3D
DELETE THIS
>that fucking low res photograph
kek, what the fuck
There will be a new empire.
>>80859468
F
uck the traitor
>this shitty quality
LAUNCH EVERYTHING
How about, right, if we elected our Head of State, BUT, but, before you get your nickers in a twist, we still call them King/Queen and they'd still be labelled as royalty.
The current Royals will probably still win every time too.
Farage gets repeatedly heckled by demented lefty on a megaphone while being interviewed by Kay Burley on Sky News. It actually made me LOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UtMAudNaeU
what fucking height is the queen?
What went wrong?
>Cameron's name has already been removed from his office signage
jesus fuck you limeys really kick your PMs out fast
>>80859196
HA HA HA HA HA AHA
No wonder you have been quiet . . .. . you have been waiting for Peter Hitchens.
You forgot to credit your words of wisdom to PETER HITCHENS . . .who posted your very words verbatim about 14 minutes ago.
WHAT A SAD COCK SUCKING WANKER YOU ARE.
It's all downhill from here...
>Supreme Leader May today announced the formal Launching of HMS Executor from the orbital Portsmouth shipyards
>In a statement, the Supreme leader said "The first target is Tokyo, the home of animated degeneracy, then none will oppose me".
>>80859554
She's also a kike.
>>80859634
5'3"
>>80859634
IT'S OFFICIAL
>>80859640
so edgy
so nihilistic
so subversive
>>80859646
I like it
>>80859334
ALL HAIL THE QUEEN
>cameron resigns because he disagreed openly with brexit
>next PM dislikes it even more
So shouldn't she resign?
>curtsying
FUCKING GENDER ROLES REEEEEEEEEEE
SAY IT WITH ME LADS
PRIME MINISTER THERESA MAY
>>80859640
He expected Northern England to do as it was told by a Tory PM.
Who is thuis faggot that always jizzes himself over the Queen? Does it every time I see him on the Beeb.
>>80859650
>HAHA I CAUGHT YOU!!!!! THAT'S FROM PETER HITCHENS' BLOG!!!!!! RIP LITTLE TRIPFAG WE ALL KNOW YOU DIDN'T EXPECT ANYONE TO THINK THAT YOU WERE QUOTING PETER HITCHENS
>This is about the fourth time you've done this
>>80859624
Yes let's have every rich tom dick and harry globalist become head of state.
Fuck off Soros.
I WAS THE FUTURE ONCE
Dark days ahead, lids.
>>80859634
5'9
> You are Theresa May, the new Prime Minster of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.
> You finally reach Number.10, your huddled into a secure room by military elite and told every secret they know.
What is your first act?
FUCKING KEK, CHEEKY INDEPENDENCE
did any one see that on sky news
Totally forgot Michael Howard exists
To be serious, is May going to be worse or better than Cameron was?
>>80859761
Is that a fucking raccoon?
>>80859761
Kek
>>80859800
Why are you tripfagging in the first place?
What does your identity have to do with what you're posting?
Can you guys get a burger up to speed?
Was Theresa May the worst possible choice for PM? (I think yes but want to confirm)
>>80859761
My fucking sides
NEW MEME
>>80859689
ALL HAIL THE QUEEN AND PRAISE KEK
>>80859847
Ban anime and the Burqa
>>80859761
LARRRY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Facking hell, Michael Howard is looking rough these days
>>80859866
Worse, she's very pro-censorship
>>80859866
To be serious, worse
pls no
I'm trying to watch the news not fap
>>80858645
Make afternoon tea MANDATORY to all citizens even the refugees
>>80858338
I agree with weird erotic stuff, but chihiro, pokemon and such are perfectly fine
>>80859761
LARRY!!!!!
>>80859847
Sign the letters of last resort.
>>80859634
35cm
>>80859688
May is in a somewhat unique position, she backed in but she didn't make promises of disaster like an osborne or cameron, she's pretty much free to behave as any brexiter would do in the same situation without having to deal with accusations of backtracking and hypocrisy, she also has to get these brexit negotiations right, it's the only way the tories will get elected in 2020.
>>80859866
Slightly worse
>>80859911
Yes, nobody in the Tories has a longer proven record of agreeing with Labour's left-wing policies
Google "Tory Nasty Party" speech
>>80859847
New immigration target: 0.
>>80859866
Same flood of xenos with added surveillance state to crush anyone who complains and a dash of progressive social justice madness
>>80859909
Fuck off man that's just, like, your opinion
>>80859911
I think it depends on views really, I mean currently she's better than anyone because Labour are 'attempting' to stop their own implosion.
>>80859863
utterly gorgeous.
>>80859866
The bants will plummet
>>80859868
Were you born yesterday
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!?!?!?!
GUYS LOOK AT THE WIKI
>>80859761
LARRY?????????????
DID THEY HURT LARRY???????
>>80859761
Noooo kitttyyy
>>80859909
>tfw its hitchens himself
go home Peter
>>80860005
She does get to choose between a retaliatory strike or for the nukes to retreat to an allied nation and join their navy.
>Theresa May was today voted emergency prerogative powers by Parliament to battle the Scottish Independent Confederacy
>In a statement, Theresa May said "The power you give me will be laid down when this crisis is abated. My first act with this new authority is to create a grand Imperial army to counter the EU droid forces'
>>80860064
I can't unblur a pixelated image
HAHAHAHAHHA
>>80860011
>>80858505
I would literally sell my soul to go back in time and have multiple sexual interactions with her
LOOK AT THE FUCKING WIKI >>80860086
>LOOK AT THE FUCKING WIKI >>80860086
LOOK AT THE FUCKING WIKI >>80860086
>LOOK AT THE FUCKING WIKI >>80860086
LOOK AT THE FUCKING WIKI >>80860086
>LOOK AT THE FUCKING WIKI >>80860086
LOOK AT THE FUCKING WIKI >>80860086
>LOOK AT THE FUCKING WIKI >>80860086
>>80858338
I've still pray to St Nige for my Anime salvation.
>Theresa May announces that Asia "will burn until its surface is but glass" in surprise first policy speech
![3a3[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/e6uuGym.png "3a3[1].png")
So now that based May is going to rid society of weeb cancer that has resulted in lower birth rates, can we make weight lifting mandatory so the remaining men stop being liberal pussies?
>>80858767
>Rachel Riley needs to start squatting
Into my mouth while taking a shit, yeah
top fucking lel
>>80860086
>Some wiki autist thinks the cabinet secretary works like that
kek
This is the problem of not having a written constitution, so much misinformation
![9DB357614[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/B3T7KRq.jpg "9DB357614[1].jpg")
>>80859334
I fucking wish
What is with the autism-level focus from the BBC on that picture?
>"THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CURTSY"
IT'S OGRE
>>80860148
Which part am I supposed to give a shit about?
>>80859847
>runs out to news cameras
>HOLY SHIT GUYS JEWS DID 9/11
>>80860206
BASED
Too many British flags in this thread. Make way for the best country in the world. Stay irrelevant -- even with your new PM -- britcucks.
>>80860225
It's a damn fine curtsy tbf
>>80860241
need a pepe hand on that
Laura dancing around the issue of her being a massive cunt.
IT HAPPENED
>>80860285
>63%
>>80860211
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Prime_Minister_of_the_United_Kingdom&oldid=729645515
HERE IS THE CACHED LINK
KEK
Dave's updated his twitter profile
>>80860086
Fake and gay
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prime_Minister_of_the_United_Kingdom
>>80860241
Nice jacket though
>>80860024
>>80860049
OK thanks.
I see conflicting info (like she rejected EU quotes for immigration) but also read that she panders to lefties.
Hopefully she just invokes article 50 and will GTFO soon after. God speed daddy-o's
DESTROY
>>80860241
NO.
IT HAS JUST BEGUN YOU FOOL.
>government is starting to encroach upon morality in the good old uk
>i was posting on 4chan with a silicone knot up my ass last night
this worked out well for you eh britbros
HE CAN'T DO IT ALONE
THE BATTLE AGAINST ANIME NEEDS YOUR HELP TOO
defend the anime
>>80860348
Not a very flattering picture
>>80860285
Reminder the American War of Independence was an English civil war.
>>80860036
it could have been -5000000
>>80858338
>Theresa May
Why did you limeys vote for this cunt as your PM instead of the delicious mummy with the nice boobs?
>tfw today is literally my birthday
"thanks"
>wiki autists still haven't updated May's page
You're going to lose your badges!
CAN'T DISMAY THE MAY I SUPPOSE THEN BOYS.
>>80860367
>Hopefully she just invokes article 50 and will GTFO soon after
Her main guy that she's appointing for Brexit wants a second referendum and has said that it'll take six years to leave the EU
>>80860354
What will he even use it for now?
>>80860354
I'd drop the "former PM" if I were him, everyone knows who he is
>>80860387
>>80860417
THE WAR AGAINST ANIME AND DEGENERACY HAS BEGUN.
>>80860355
Check the edit revisions
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Prime_Minister_of_the_United_Kingdom&oldid=729645515
>>80860206
>>80860428
photographic technology has only advanced so far
>>80859842
>>80860150
>>80860417
DELETE THIS
>>80860428
I agree, they should've gone with the POWER STANCE.
>>80860036
*-500,000
>>80858338
Remember to attend your mandatory Citizen Registration session tomorrow, /pol/.
Or there will be consequences.
>>80860501
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
>>80858902
That's because it's photoshoped.
>>80860202
This is a new era lad. Sexual degeneracy will be crushed under the iron fist of the state.
>>80860445
>vote for this cunt
>vote
m8, I got some bad news for you...
