>CAMERONS LAST PMQs / THERESA MAY CROWNED PM ALL-DAY LIVESTREAM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dV-3JCYgdv0
>JOHN MCDONNELL: ANTI-CORBYN PLOTTERS ARE "FUCKING USELESS"
https://twitter.com/BenQuinn75/status/752994128976285696
>BLAIRITE JOHN MCTERNAN THROWS MASSIVE TANTRUM IN BBC INTERVIEW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TskZf-5_DuE
>LABOUR MEMBERS WHO JOINED AFTER JANUARY HAVE TO PAY £25 TO VOTE
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/new-labour-party-members-barred-8408288
>THE REVOLUTION CONTINUES, COMRADES: CORBYN TO BE INCLUDED ON LEADERSHIP BALLOT
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36778135
>A MUSICAL ANALYSIS OF THE TUNE DAVID CAMERON SANG OUTSIDE DOWNING STREET
http://www.classicfm.com/discover/music-theory/david-cameron-musical-analysis/#JOD7burZLE4KoShX.97
>DAVID CAMERON: NEW PRIME MINISTER BY WEDNESDAY EVENING
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-07-11/david-cameron-says-u-k-to-have-new-prime-minister-by-wednesday
>LABOUR CALLS FOR SNAP ELECTION
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/labour-does-not-want-summer-leadership-battle-a3293046.html
>THERESA MAY TO BECOME PRIME MINISTER AFTER ANDREA LEADSOM BACKS OUT
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/11/theresa-may-launches-conservative-leadership-bid-as-andrea-leads/
>NIGE DISCUSSES KEK AND MEME MAGIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAkwv5PNapY
>NIGEL FARAGE: MAY'S SO COLD SHE MIGHT BE ALABASTER
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-3682601/NIGEL-FARAGE-Theresa-s-cold-alabaster.html
>TALKS BETWEEN LABOUR AND TORY BLAIRITES ABOUT FORMING THEIR OWN PARTY
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/10/talks-about-forming-new-pro-eu-centrist-party-reported-at-westmi
>THE CHILCOTT REPORT - THE MAIN POINTS
http://www.thenational.ae/world/europe/chilcott-report---the-main-points
>>80836346
>ywn lick those shins
JDIMSA
Pretty emotion, lads.
He went out with class, fairplay to the lad.
>Clapping in the commons
GOODBYE BIG DAVE, PRIME MINISTER OF BANTER
PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS
>>80836346
>NOT BANTZAGEEDON EDITION
SHOW SOME RESPECT TO DAVE
First for best bantz
>this triggers /pol/
REBUILD HADRIAN'S WALL AND MAKE SCOTLAND PAY FOR IT
That was a nice speech desu. Bye Cameron.
I'm strangely attracted to Theresa May
I was the future once
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>>80836456
F
THANKS FOR THE BANTER DAVE
Gonna miss Dave
Nth for Jo Cox's ghost
F
Get hype for Prime Minister May everyone.
>it's over
No more Cameron banter at PMQs, I think I might actually miss him lads.
F
F
JUST
I'm actually going to miss the slimy fucker lads, the bants will never be the same without him.
RIP Cameron
Cameron leaves office more unpopular than even Gordon Brown
GOODBYE DOVID
HELLO MAY
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Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI
>>80836514
>yfw her constituency still voted leave
>>80836456
F
Thanks for everything Dave
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>>80836455
Happened the same when Blair left.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wg8dSVnQCDA
F
"Leader of the opposition looked smart today"
>>80836597
>tfw she died for nothing
>>80836514
>Angela Eagan
>David Cramron
Andy didn't get a proper sleep last night.
>FUCKEN ENGLISH PEOPLE!
you all sound like a comedy act
F
I WAS THE FUTURE ONCE
>>80836456
F, cheers for the bants dave
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Strap yourself in lads, the wild ride is about to begin.
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-36775398
Welcome to May's Britain.
Get used to it.
F
wtf is laura wearing?
Gonna miss Cameron desu lads
>>80836456
F
You were a good PM. I hope May isn't too much of a leftie.
say after me:
in-dee-pen-dent ssss-kuck-land
>>80836724
We don't care about your spamming . . .fuck off.
Is Andrew Neil drunk? He keeps slurring names and dropping off at the end of sentences.
>>80836783
What?
Rachel Sylvester can eat shit
Hahahaha, look at all you faggots, I'm about to be making bank at the pound falling because Theresa May is going to reasure the brexiters in her party that it will happen. THE POUND WILL FALL
SNP really ruined it at some point
>>80836795
>Is Andrew Neil drunk?
He is Scottish mate.
>>80836795
None of the political commentators have had any sleep since the 23rd of June.
Cameron was on fucking fire today.
That standing ovation, man I'm feeling emotional. What is wrong with me
Loving Bercow's tie desu lads
>>80836795
He is just Scottish
>>80836771
You are right towel head. about to move to Scotland due to PhD. wish me luck
>>80836795
I think he might have a hangover. He didn't tweet at all last night despite the Labour shitstorm. So my only thinking is that he must have been drinking.
>overwhelming vote for SNP
>overwhelming vote against independence
what did they mean by this?
![b701f43df9[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tFDJ01h.jpg "b701f43df9[1].jpg")
https://twitter.com/David_Cameron/status/753192942077145088
>>80836832
Cool
Scottish genocide soon.
>>80836795
Standing outside is exposing him to too much sunlight
His pasty Scottish skin can't cope
Why didn't Labour stand for Cameron? Tories did it for Blair.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wg8dSVnQCDA
Brilliant and humble final PMQ.
Will miss the banter.
>>80836795
>is a Scot drunk
Yes
>>80836887
Nice work, Larry.
I'll miss you lads. See you in 25 years.
Cameron was a good pm, he risked an independent Scotland, independent Gibraltar and an independent Britain all for democracy. I respect him for that, I don't see labour entertaining the thought of less state control
>>80836663
>somebody saved my image
I spent over an hour making Jo Cox pictures on BREXIT day to celebrate our independence.
>>80836887
#ComfyLarry
>>80836887
>First reply
>'Did you fuck that too?'
>>80836887
>"Have them killed Gideon."
>>80836887
>https://twitter.com/David_Cameron/status/753192942077145088
Top bants
>>80836887
;_;7
Neil btfo of the Corbyn loyalist there
>>80836832
>decide to play currency trader 4 dummies
>lose £3510
good one lad, i'm in tears
>a fucking cat
Anyone got a Corbyn "tis but a scratch" shoop
>>80836887
I hope he starts shitposting on twitter now that his serious position is over, like Marco Rubio
Poor form from Labour refusing to stand as he went out.
Shows them up as the Britain-hating Marxist cunts that they are.
>>80836832
Pound will fall tonorrow due to interest rate cuts. Not too extreme tho.
>>80836456
Guess soon Brit/pol shall see May in her Bikini with her old flab hanging out it like it could catch rain water with...
>>80836456
F
shit prime minister
decent banter
bring on the glorious corbyn revolution
>>80836987
SNP too
>>80836887
Best feline
>>80836832
>profit/loss -£3,510
It has been holding steady since yesterdays rally, so it all comes down to what reaction the markets have to May's first speech.
yeah Scotland can fuck off after that performance
Is everyone forgetting what a shit leader he was? Legalised gay marriage, took us into Libya and Syria, failed miserably on his promise to reduce net migration, pulled every trick in the book to keep us in the European Union and still lost... His only accomplishment was balancing the books with the economy. And even then we still now have more than double the amount of debt than we did before his premiership.
how long till /pol/ is blocked for being a hatesite lads?
>>80837018
we knew the SNPs were cunt anyway
>>80836857
Your being human lad don't worry
>Corbyns front bench harem
Absolute madman
>>80836987
This tbqh.
Even the Sky news offices we're hissing at the Labour MP's
>>80836985
>Like Marco Rubio
And Trump
>>80836901
Well you can see Cameron instructing for the part to do so because he was a big fucking Blairite from the beginning
>kuensberg will never report on your political sex scandal
>>80836832
>stock market "expert"
kill yourself
>>80836969
I wouldn't expect cockroaches to look beyond their nose because I don't think they have one.
>>80836982
make one faggot
Exactly my thoughts. Pic related
He has good bants though
>>80836863
good luck lad
hope you're happy 5 years down the line when you have 3 kids, a shitty low paid job and a wife that keeps shagging dirty middle eastern men like me
>>80836857
You're becoming a batty boy.
>>80837051
At least he wasn't authoritarian as fuck and tried to shrink the state somewhat. Things could have been a hell of a lot worse.
Can't believe Corbyn is still going honestly
>>80837093
>Kuensberg will never be a part of your political sex scandal
>>80837018
The SNP are essentially Labour
>>80837097
>because I don't think they have one.
we're famous for our massive noses you absolute downey
not surprised you lost 3 big ones, just that someone gave you the money in the first place
>>80836886
It is an "anything but Labour/Tory" type thing so all that was left is the SNP.
When you spot an unpurged Blairite
>>80837122
Which terrorist is he talking about?
>>80836945
bless doing keks work lad
>>80837123
>>80837033
All of the markets that reacted so badly to the brexit vote, did so because of uncertainty, they then recovered because brexit seemed more and more distant, May will confirm measures shortly on why brexit will happen to appease her party, and the pound will fall, I am also shorting the FTSE and a bunch of german companies
>>80836456
F
Thanks for the banter and the referendum Dave
>>80837243
Topkek
>>80837051
>Legalised gay marriage,
>took us into Libya and Syria,
>failed miserably on his promise to reduce net migration,
>pulled every trick in the book to keep us in the European Union and still lost
One hopes that these will change under May.
>>80837122
>it's a 'muslim pretends to be a secular right winger whilst getting exactly what his religion wants' episode
>>80837229
I make 60k a year doing this son.
>>80837293
ye bt the bants
>Theresa May going to have gender balanced cabinet
It's happening
>>80837051
Yeah but he had some good bants
First for gender balanced cabinet
>>80837210
Bollocks
The SNP and Labour loathe each other
>Press F, lads.
>>80836887
can someone explain this, proof of what?. i missed pmqs
>>80837361
Inb4 "it's 2016"
>>80837382
The cat is being left at number 10 so some paper said he was abandoning it
>>80837361
Don't you want Priti Patel in the cabinet?
Ahahahahahahha
May going after the soft left vote
Kiss goodbye to Brexit
>Tory party in control of Blairite childless lesbian women
>Corbyn crashing the Labour party with no survivors
>UKIP without Farage utterly incompetent and irrelevant
>No party to challenge Tories next General Election
>Blairite dykes in charge of Brexit
>Blairite dykes in charge of keeping SNP cucks in line
kill me
>>80837210
SNP are Labour on the outside, Tories on the inside. Pretty weird all in all.
>>80837371
Just like the Tory right and Old Labour loathe each other but when it's not a partisan issue it's shown they have a massive overlap in views and politics.
>muh NHS
Was going to chill out and watch our government system in action but I don't think I'll bother now
>>80837371
So do Japan, China and Korea, they still arr rook the same.
>>80837363
I agree, he was the master of PMQs. But he didn't carry the same weight or reverence on the world stage.
>>80837326
60k doge coins maybe
stop mucking about with mumsies credit card and pull yourself together you incorrigible parasitic moron
Are women a one issue gender? All I ever hear women MPs talk about is muh mor woymin its stale and pathetic.
Towards the end of EU campaign I hated the fucker and could strangle him with my bare hands, however after his dignified resignation next day Ive started to respect him much more, he wasn't all that bad at the end of the day
Women have no sense of humour so Mays banter will be nonexistent or plain terrible, she aint no Maggie
>>80837450
>Patel
Don't want her in the country tbqh
>>80837473
>Blairite
That's last weeks word anon.
Try to keep up.
>>80837530
When did you realise you were a faggot?
>>80837473
May needs to give England a referendum, Scotland will never leave.
>>80837502
£60k, not the turkish pesos you buy dragon dildos with
>>80837243
Do the denizens of Brit/pol/ like Corbyn or not? In my opinion he is rendering Labour utterly unelectable... not that they already weren't.
tell me about owen smith
i have no experience with this person
>>80837650
They do for that. No one wants him in charge of anything of value.
How do you lads feel about allowing EU citizens already here to stay? If you had the choice would you deport them all? What if it meant British Emigrants to EU countries got deported back to the UK?
>>80837650
He is a silly old cunt.
Anyone on /pol/ who appears to like him is just memeing.
>>80837650
I can respect him in that he sticks to his ideals no matter what, but that only lasts as long as he never gets near number 10.
>>80837650
It's always good to see spineless centrists get btfo
CHIEF RABBI
>Eagle who voted for the Iraq war
>Smith who wants to privatise the NHS
>Corbyn
I wonder who the members will vote for
>>80837590
If you wanna stick your dick in exotic qts, go visit the colonies.
>>80837361
She was secretly a Trudeaunian all along.
>>80837650
> In my opinion he is rendering Labour utterly unelectable
That's why we love him. That and watching the Blairites get triggered.
Where am I on the political spectrum guys?
- voted to leave the EU
- against mass immigration
- bit of a nationalist
- dislike sjws
- not racist
- i'm a virgin
- poorfag
- i like Jeremy Corbyn
- want britain to rule the waves again
- i want to keep my anime and 4chan (not banned for hatecrimes)
- I want to see traditional values return
- anti-abortion, pro-marriage
- Christianity should be great again, Atheism results in degeneracy
Thanks in advance.
My guess is that I am a little bit right wing, but not completely right, as I like a bit of leftist stuff but would still prefer it to be a right wing country.
I'm not really sure desu.
Theresa May will take the waifus away
>>80836456
F
Good banter, mate
>>80837650
I like Corbyn as he is fucking up the Labour party which I don't like. Other than that no.
I hope he cucks labour enough that my council is not ran by Labour for the next council election.
>>80837650
The beauty of it is that it's not just Corbyn making them unelectable, it's Labour as a whole doing it.
The option right now is Corbyn or Angela fucking Eagle. Neither are capable or competent enough to do the job.
>EU collapsing
>the UK pulls out in time
>Turkey still desperately trying to join the EU kuck shed
>get let in just in time to help prop up the euro for another week so Turkey can be sucked dry by germany
that's turks for you
>>80837633
sure sure....and I make £100k trading your mum at the local whore house
>>80837650
I like him, if only because he's the master troll who almost certainly voted Leave and is currently tearing Labour apart through his refusal to leave. He's doing us all a favour, trust me. Hitchens must love what he's doing.
MAY DINES WITH CEIF RABBI LEAVING ARCHBISHOP OUT IN THE COLD WE PLAYED RIGHT INTO THE JEW HAND
>>80837678
Britain's foremost power bottom
>>80837266
I still think it is a coin flip. Right now the FTSE and Pound are near flat while everyone waits on May.
Would have thought by now the markets would have realised the ball of exiting is already rolling and stopping it will be pretty hard, so priced it in to their expectations. Though these are the same people who didn't put in much contingency and over priced the market right before the vote causing it to dip much more than it should have in the panic the next day.
>>80837769
Why would I do that when there are plenty here?
>>80836771
>5 million people
>bigger deficit
>economy based on oil and whiskey
nah, don't think the eu wants them right now
>>80837794
UKIP lad
Wait the £25 and 12th of January thing was brought in by a majority of 1 after Corbyn left the room and didn't get his vote, is there any source for that that's not some guy on Daily Politics?
>dined with chief rabbi on eve of becoming pm
>pure coincidence
>>80837794
Classic liberal?
EXODUS TONIGHT
>>80837794
Borderline retarded.
>likes Jeremy Corbyn
>want to see traditional values return
kek
I feel sorry for Scottish unionists lads, it is only a matter of time before their country throws away 300 years of hard work.
How tall is the Neil? Is he a manlet?
>>80837650
No, but it says a lot that he's done so little, yet still manages to grab and keep hold of the reigns of power in Labour.
>>80837794
one nation paternalist
![E7dALt_-_400x400[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aN5xiwQ.jpg "E7dALt_-_400x400[1].jpg")
>Is Rome worth one good man's life? We believed it once. Make us believe it again. He was a soldier of Rome. Honour him
>>80837794
Have you considered a combination of nationalism and socialism?
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/video/2016/jul/13/cameron-v-blair-in-first-pmqs-he-was-the-future-once-2005-archive-video
forgot that he used that line on blair.
>>80837920
Funny if your post relates to an actual terrorist incident that happens.
>>80837844
That's some hangover Gideon
>>80837964
It was a clear reference to that.
>>80836514
>killed by Remain campaign to win votes
>Leave wins
>she dies for nothing, everyone already forgot about her, her husband will have to provide to his wife's sons alone
There is a God. His name is Kek.
>>80837964
>The absolute STATE of his hair
>>80837951
I could consider it.
>>80838005
had I not forgotten about something that happened ten years ago it would indeed have been a clear reference. thanks for replying.
>>80837899
>>80837878
>>80837794
>like Corbyn
>Classical liberal
>UKIP
Are you guys retarded?
Also you're a hypocrite anon, you want to keep what you like but you want Christianity to be part of government again and crack down on degeneracy. I assume that's what you mean by Great Again. Anime is in and of itself degenerate and 4chan is beyond the pale.
>>80837706
>>80837728
>>80837731
>>80837735
>>80837777
>>80837820
>>80837830
>>80837839
>>80837941
Yeah, I agree. I dislike him because of how soft he is on militant groups. He is a complete wet rag, toothless; if he had his way the UK would be defanged.
He also wants to scrap Trident -- WTF
>chief Rabbi
Oy gevalt
>>80837931
It's not going to happen, the want for indepedence here doesn't override the feelings of britishness apart from for the millenials crying on social media
>>80837794
>- i like Jeremy Corbyn
>- want Britain to rule the waves again
You can not have one without the other.
In fact most of those are incompatible with a Corbyn government...
>>80837820
Id like labour to lose my council next time as well but I think its got no chance living in Merseyside.
>>80837794
You're a Paternalist Conservative
Belief in the traditional but supports the state to intervene in order to retain social harmony
>>80837618
Surely NI is worse
>>80837728
You just KNOW
>ywn be on Big Dave's level of banter
>>80838076
Yes, I admit some of my beliefs are hypocritical but I believe everyone is a hypocrite to a certain extent, nobody is perfect.
Also I wasn't saying Christianity has to be part of the government again and crusade against degeneracy, I just don't want it to be as irrelevant as it is today.
>>80838105
brah...western societies don't fight each other anymore and they're united against everyone else anyway
unless there's a nuclear armagedon (in which case the US and FR will be nuking everyone anyway) there's no need.
It's not like you need nukes to bomb brown people....
>>80837543
>implying morality man hasn't been using it for years
blairite cuck
>>80837618
pleb
>LPUK will never be elected
>>80838243
A nuclear deterrence is a vital thing for a state like the UK to have nowadays. Go away Turkroach
>>80837543
Ugh, Blairites itt
>>80838243
>implying Europe isn't sliding towards another war
>>80838239
Nobody is perfect sure but when it's so blatant like that, you contradict yourself three times in one post, its bordering on cognitive dissonance. You really want Christianity to be great again, and degeneracy to be fought against but you also want freedom and think hatecrimes shouldn't be a thing.
>>80838270
literally who
>>80838181
>>80837943
Thanks a bunch lads!
I'll look into this immediately.
>>80838052
>The absolute STATE
>>80838243
yeah roaches can survive nukes so we'll have to go for an old fashioned crusade
>>80838341
It's not
What are you going to do in the short time between Prime Ministers when the country is lead truly by the Queen again /pol/?
>>80838384
Ugh, I know right. I guess I don't really know what I want.
>>80838488
It's not as long as we put aside the rhetoric and get around the negotiating table.
>>80838469
She just looks so punchable.
>>80836887
So is Larry staying or leaving?
>>80838516
From the sound of it you want a stiff dicking.
>>80838568
He's staying
>>80838542
Was it autism?
>>80838469
She has the worst posture I have seen.
Shes literally a hunchback
>>80838488
>increasingly nervous Milliband
>>80838516
I feel you anon, I want Christianity to not be so irrelevant I guess but it's completely non-enforceable. It would just be nice if people decided to not be degenerate scum but it's a downward spiral.
>>80838605
>>80838019
>provide to his wife's sons alone
>>80837968
MI5 please
Really don't like May lads
>>80838612
Good. Also I want to work for the foreign office just so I can cuddle Palmerston.
>>80838505
I'm drinking some cans of cider called Scrumpy Jack. It really hits the spot.
>>80838617
>*muffled negotiating*
>>80838505
Actually it's only a short time mate.
After Cameron has seen the Queen later today to hand in his resignation, Teresa May will be there shortly afterwards to accept the Job.
I suppose the Queen has about half an hour to start a race war.
>>80836572
To govern is to antagonise. Brown simply wasn't in power long enough to generate any dislike, that is how irrelevant he was.
>>80838542
Why did Skynet send him to this timeline?
>>80837794
Throw Corbyn away and we'll talk
You seem decent common sense lad if not for that Corbyn aberration
>>80838674
Gotta give a chance, don't you think?
>>80836456
F
Thanks for the good times Dave
>>80838802
Fuck no
>>80838757
To kill rhetoric.
Here we go, the back-sliding on Brexit from May starts now! Strap in lads!
