>>80785771
9/11
>>80787704
FPBP
>>80785771
France turning in a shithole.
>>80787704
why must first post continuously be best post?
Walked into a door because i was mirin a qt hijabi
Them shooting at me in Afghanistan
>>80785771
That's Sholomo Ettinger.
A Jew.
Jewgle his name:
Sholomo Ettinger.
He's an agent, acting for the israelis.
>>80785771
>What's the worst experience you've had with a muslim, /pol/?
London
I once forcefed a Muslim kid pork rinds back in middle school
>>80789552
hahaha
>>80788901
Lit
>Be me, a Mexican guy in the US.
>start walking on the street
>go to a restaurant
>sit with my new Ameircan friends
>they all have blue eyes and blonde hair
>suddenly a chav american of arab descent comes along and sits with us
>he asks his friend who the fuck am I
>they say that i'm a mexican immigrant
>the american of arab descent makes a pretentious smirk/laugh
>he says he hates immigrants and that the US is getting worse and worse by the time as more immigrants enter the country
>I say that i'm already working and i'm a very qualified worker
>he says he doesn't give a fuck and that i'm stealing jobs
>i say that his parents were probably immigrants aswell
>his face freezes for a sec and he asks why
>I say that his skin/nose/eye details are very middle eastern/arab looking
>he springs out of his chair angry as a fucking chimp
>he angrily shouts that he's not an arab but a descendent of the germans
>I rise slowly from my chain and say:''Sit the fuck down, or else we'll be having turkish bacon for dinner
>he gets closer to me and since his head only manages to reach my chest,he has to look up as we have 20 cm of height difference.(I'm 1.82m).
>he says:''The Aztecs enslaved many puny spics over the centuries and were the menace of america''
>I say:''You were nothing to us, you're just a fucking sand nigger that wants to be a chav on a weak male country but you're messing with the wrong person''
>he tries to punch me
>i grab his wrist,break it,and smash his arm into the table
>he starts crying
>I say: fuck yeah mothatfucka nigger bitch nigga islamic motherfucking niqab weare your mom sucked my dick last night and she told me her niqab is moist as fuck and that she wishes she could go back to Yemen to suck some refugees off so they can pay for your college.''
Got a Bretty good BJ from one but she smelt like sweat and kebabs
>>80785771
Luckily I didn't have a bad experience. I wouldn't be here.
>>80789552
You know they don't even contain pork right? It's nothing but corn flour.
>>80789695
Totally happened
>>80789695
How many times will you copy paste this shitass story?
>>80789830
Doesn't matter, the horrified look on his face made me kek
>>80788222
checked my friend
>>80789982
>>80789552
>lying on an anonymous forum
Lmaoing at your life
>>80789695
>it really happened
>>80787704
>he unironically believes the official 9/11 report
oy vey, my cousin shmuel was bombed 50 times by the arabs and had two towers collapsed on him, remember the 4,000,000 americans who died in 9/11
>>80785771
Talking about politics with literally any muslim that actually takes their religion seriously.
>at bus stop
>see muslim with neckbeard at bustop to
>not the pyjamas type neckbeard muslim but the leather jacket ISIS recruit neckbeard type muslim
>wait for the next bus instead
>>80790172
>caring about not being believed on a Mongolian throatsinging forum
>>80785771
One shot a co-worker in the back of the head as he left work.
>>80785771
in afghanistan the ROE is very restrictive and there were several opportunities where we should have been able to kill the mudslime but were not able to because of ROE. gay.
>>80785771
I got in an unprovoked fight with 5 shitskins, i was laying down and one of them was running towards me, jumped and tried to stomp my face. Fortunately I blocked it with my thigh but I think I could've died if I didn't
>>80789695
>>80785771
I was walking into a store one time and the Muslim in front of me didn't hold the door open for me.
>>80789695
Damn ese, that marijuana must be helluvah good !
I'm jelly !
> Be me
> Military base rec center
> Muslim man goes inside
> He gets some food, plays some games with his family
> Watch him leave
Huh, really makes you think.
>>80790432
I thought you guys didn't have guns
Lebanon, Beruit, October 23, 1983
>>80785771
I've never met a Muslim because I live in Maine
feelsgoodman
>>80785771
>have Muslim co-worker
>ask him to teach me something in Arabic
>"That's cool, what does that mean?"
>turns out it was the Islamic pledge to Allah the one god blah blah blah
When someone asks me how to say something in French I at least have the decency to teach them how to swear instead.
>>80790668
>The woman was walking home from town when she should have been dragged into a residential house and raped on Thursday
They wrote this wrong.
>encouraging rape culture
>islam
>good experience
kek
>>80785771
Boston marathon bombing.
i live in boston
A cute muslim girl smiled at me once
I was annoyed and disgusted
>>80791294
If he's pakistani, turkish etc. he only uses arabic for "islam stuff"
I bought a 3ml vial of oud attar from a seller in Sweden. The cap leaked slightly. Six dollar item.
This is why I oppose the US taking in any migrants from Syria.
>>80791294
Kek, what a smooth fucker
>taking engineering classes with them
They smell and they cheat on everything.
one literally stabbed me in the back with a sharpened pencil in Middle School
I have no idea why, it's like they would act out violently sometimes for no reason.
>>80787704
>>80787704
Came here to post this.
Yes. This one time one went rogue and killed a bunch of innocent people and I had to send my terminator after him.
>>80789830
They're fried pork skin bro, read the ingredients
>>80785771
I was friends with one in Elementary
>>80785771
I saw one once. Disgusting.
pointing my rifle at them and telling them to turn around for the scanner.
>>80790231
>he unironically hasn't killed himself yet
>>80785771
When I had a summer job driving a moving van that went around and picked up donations of old clothes, furniture, and mostly garbage from people's houses, we always had to fill up the gas tank at this Shell station every day. It was owned by some dirty Muslims.
One day, there was some African American gentleman harassing customers out at the pumps. The Islam behind the counter engages me:
>hey my friend...what is that man doing out there?
>"he is asking everyone for money."
>Fucking nigger...
Who does this Muslim think he is coming to our country and treating our blacks this way?
>>80789695
Cringe
>>80791294
You're a muslim now habibi. And if you say you aren't he's allowed to kill you.
>>80794652
Sounds like a rare based Muslim
>be in highschool
>Beslan Hostage Crisis happens
>get to watch it in Social Studies class because teacher is based
>after class hanging out in the halls
>one of my friends brings it up
>Chechen acquaintance says that Russia/Ossetians got what they deserve for abusing the Chechens/Muslims
>says Chechnya should be able to separate and become an islamic state
>says this is only the beginning and more attacks will happen unless Russia lets them leave
>same guy later tried to jump a friend with some muslim buddies
Muslims were a bane in that school. Another story
>Be in I believe last year of highschool or early college
>Flotilla raid happens
>my bro is short money for some field trip or some shit so I skip class to go meet up and give him the money/buy him lunch
>casually we're talking about the flotilla raid
>muslim friend of his comes up
>YOU SHOULDN'T WATCH THE BBC
>bro asks why
>BECAUSE ITS OWNED BY THE JEWS
>bro, now smirking, asks who should we watch instead
>AL-JAZEERA, THEIR UNBIASED ON THIS COVERAGE
>same kid later supports the Muslim Brotherhood and frequently now posts about islamophobia/tries to guilt you
We had to hide laughter, as the flotilla raid had such fucking terrible cover by Al-Jazeera - their green screening was completely visible
Tons of issues like that. There were numbers of physical fights, especially over shit like drinking, or attacking Sikhs or atheism/apostasy/anti-Sharia - it got so bad I ended up banning muslims from any of the parties I had cause I was tired of having to get into a fight, toss people out then spend a bunch of time cleaning up the damage. Fucking blacks were more civilized than those goatfuckers.
I gave one of them money to buy me beer in high school and never got anything back. Except for that nothing really
>>80785771
Well as a Muslim who recently was taken in as a refugee in Canada, I have several complaints and I'm very angry
They give me only $3500 a month to live on until I find a job, can you fucking believe that! those fucker
Also my hotel room which is supposed to be deluxe, doesn't even have all the cable channels, and when I order halal meat from room service they look at me funny when they bring it into my room, fuckers I tell you
Even the stupid cleaning lady gave me the evil eye when I took a shit on the floor and she insulted me by saying "sir you know there is a washroom down there"
My balls where hurting because I didn't have sex for a month, so of course I had to rape this 11 year old girl, guess what happened her parents screamed at me a little, and even the police showed up, of course no charge were pressed but it was insulting to me, good thing the parents apologized
Can you believe how awful it is to be a muslim
One fucked a girl I liked. Oil money. Good news is I found out she was a gold digger. Or, an oil driller.