What's the worst experience you've had with a muslim, /pol/?
They entered my country
my whole family died in 9/11
>>80756951
Was behind one in line at Target once.
Sandnigger stunk so bad his BO burned my eyes.
>>80757222
What'd he smell like? Camels and curry?
>>80757278
Shit and piss
Muzzies flew planes into a building I was in, me and a lot of others got out safe but thousands died.
2 muslims co-workers sometimes chit chat in arabic while laughing n shit. I can't help but imagine they're saying stuff like
"hahaha dumb white motherfuckers don't even praise Allah, we should bomb them!"
"Lol no let's not, I don't wanna lose my job lmao!"
Though I gotta say they are hard workers and very friendly.
They kinda smell bad in summer though sometimes, i'm not sure whether or not they use deo
I've personally never actually had a bad experience with a Muslim in my life.
>>80756951
Once shit-skinned Poo Muzzie tried to steal my phone. Fucking gypsy tier bastard
One time I went to go pick up a friend to hang out, and there was some kind of thing going on at a Mosque on the way, so traffic was heavier than usual and it took me 2 extra minutes to get there.
THIS IS NOT MY CANADA. THIS IS NOT OKAY.
>>80757278
Like the metallic smell of a roll of pennies mixed with sour milk.
>>80756951
>posting Rabbi Shlomo Ettlinger
watch out for that jew
>>80757968
and pe pennies
live in their country and I'm a muslim but never really mixed with them because of all their aggression since i was a kid till now.
>>80756951
>Eating lunch at school with some buddies
>Ask a Muslim if it is haram to walk around in London since everything is named ''Ham''
>We both laugh
>Tells me to fuck off
Great dude, better person.
>>80757381
That wasn't muslims, /pol/ told me jews did it
>>80757341
wew rare
I was in line behind a muslim mom and her 2 kids at the Auntie Anne's near the mall entrance. She took a long time deciding what to get. I almost took the escalator to the upper level for Dairy Queen.
Got into a fight with my 3rd Grade friend Abudullah B. we got into a physical altercation and he threatened to bomb me like his family did the towers (his words).
This occurred weeks after the World Trade Center went down.
>>80756951
Some paki at school got caught with pot and went full snitch with a wire and everything
>>80758702
Almost shot one at the Iraq-Kuwait border, I had a rifle pointed at this fuckers face and he still didn't get the message to back the fuck off.
These people fucking suck
Nothing, like any other race has chimped out in front of me.
Just get that weird oh maybe this ones the terrorist vibe in my head, but thats thank to the media.
>>80756951
9/11 and the DC sniper
>>80756951
The smell. Every type of Asian west of the Orient has smelt bad in my experience.
>>80756951
She cheated on me and broke up with me right before we were going to move to another city together
>>80756951
>Holiday season, commercial district
>Muslins started selling shit on the street
>One 15yo guy slaps my girlfriend's ass
>CantWakeUp.png
>I punched him in the face, a fistfight breaks out.
>I KO'd his ass.
>FeelsGood.jpg
>His friend had a knife, stabs me on the shoulder.
>Cops show up, tase him and kick him a little bit.
The wound was not that bad, only needed a few stitches. At least my girlfriend finally accepted the anal request.
One filed a complain for his religious freedom to my boss for bringing my dog to work.
Now I have to leave her at home or drop her off at a sitter. I was working there for 10 years and nobody ever had a problem.
>>80759391
Nice
Brazilians are based
>>80756951
My girlfriends Iranian family.
>>80759799
That's rough.
>walk through arab hallway in my high school
>literally a hallway that arabs hang out in all hours of the school day
>always smelly and full of arabs saying wallah bro! and al'ahasteezy
>holding a bunch of textbooks, suddenly random fat arab book checks me (slaps the books out of my hand)
>what the fuck is your problem, retard?
>ALAHWAY ISMAIL FUCK U WHITE BOY ILL FUCK UR SHIT UP
>i push him
>he lunges forward
>step aside, his sheer weight makes him trip and fall on the books he just slapped out of my hand
>everybody including other arabs laughing at him
>tries to get up, falls again under his weight
>i just walk away
>>80756951
Not much.
Erdoğan pretty much ruined our awesome secularism. Will take at least a decade to recover.
Sad.
>>80756951
>What's the worst experience you've had with a muslim, /pol/?
Fatal Stabbing because of sandnigger honour.
had to help the cops get the muzzie convicted afterwards.
I was quite fun to watch the surveillance tapes and redpilling the detectives while doing so.
>"So who do you want me to follow Mr. Policeman?"
>"well anyone is a suspect at this point"
>"O.K great. Ill just follow the obvious choice in the form of that ghetto trash"
>"do you know anything about the incident?"
>"no no but my dime is on the darkie"
What do you know /pol/ was right yet again. Idiot mudslime killed another muzzie because of some family honour crap.
>>80756951
I was once in Gaza with a special permit and we met a few nice guys. We also met this young girl wearing a hijab and one woman who knew her was hugging her when we left, so I tried the same... she was seriously pissed off.
Strange, why can't a random man hug a Muslim woman in Gaza?
>>80759059
I-I'm sorry anon
They stabbed a friend years ago, he almost died and he was only doing his job.
Raped the sister of a guy I kewn too.
Moroccans and argelians are a vermin here
>>80760478
As much as we like to meme about the eternal Roach, I really do hope your country gets better. Erdogan's consolidation of power is dangerous and it seems radicalism is making a comeback in turkey.
Still
Constantinople 2020!
Whenever I run past the Muslim school in my town they yell at me to put a shirt on. Other than that they mostly stick to themselves. The Muslims own most of the convenience stores in my town.
>>80756951
They want me to wear hijab.
My primary school classmates ganged up on me and tried to beat and subdue me for being christian and having Romanian parents (which they consider kuffar) though I guess this was just an excuse since turks enjoy violence and sadistic shit either way
>>80757083
They deserved it
>>80760715
>why can't a random man hug a Muslim woman in Gaza?
I'm Muslim. It's because Muslim men are typically hornballs and need to keep distance from women. At least that's what the early scholars of Islam thought.
>>80761240
You mean you like to meme about Turks.
I do not meme when I say that I honestly dislike them and hope their entire nation collapses Syria style.
Americans have no idea how disgusting the average Turk is. You do not have to live with those freaks. Ill take 100 Mexican Cartel members over 1 standard Turk any day of the week.
I was born into this retarded group of people
>>80761321
Turks are vermin.
I pity that you have to live along side them friend.
>>80756951
well, i was hard at work and one of them crashed a plane into my place of work and hundreds of my friends died.
9/11
>>80761616
I take that back.
Obama.
>>80761644
Being a trainer at my old cleaner job. I trained these 2 hijab girls and 1 white guy when they came onto the evening crew. Showed them how to clean the bathroom and operate the equipment.
1 week later, come back to work and see this 1 russian chick man handling those hijab girls and throwing them into the girls bathroom to clean it properly. Turns out those muslim girls were cleaning EVERYTHING with just warm water and a rag. The toilets, sinks, tables, door handles, chairs etc.
I'm the one that gets called to HR for failing to train them properly. Got fired.
Theyre still working at that place dirty as ever.
>>80756951
Smelling what was left of his crispy critter body after a 25mm chain gun blew him out of his boots.
>in Bahrain
>walking around Souk looking for deals
>hear woman scream
>go toward sound
>man has woman by the hijab and is furiously pounding her
>hijab comes loose, revealing her face
>he pauses briefly, says something in Tusken and beats her even harder
>move to intervene
>arm suddenly blocks my path
>look over
>Bahraini Ministry of Interior officer looking at me and slowly shaking head
>"He's gonna beat her senseless."
>he briefly looks at the situation and nods in agreement with my assessment
>"Why are you stopping me? Why aren't you stopping him?"
>"Because he'd probably kill her later if either of us stopped him. I can almost guarantee he would if you did. It would be a grave insult on his honor and she would be responsible for it. If a kuffar stopped him from his duties as a husband it could be seen a racial incident as well and I'd have to arrest you."
>"Your country is fucking insane."
>"Have a nice day sir."
Car bomb attacks on 6 Aug 06, first VBIED wounded two of use, second and third VBIED's defeated before they could get to us. 7 locals decided to get into the fun and we killed them. Thousands of dollars in damage to tires and windshields along with the cost of a barrel on a saw that was bent.
Hurt by walk up suicide that did not get close enough to get me but he did get two locals.
they tried to encircle my village when i was something like 3 years old but they failed and got genocided instead
they have been crying about it for 20 years now
>>80762678
cool
Gas station close to my house with a restaurant got blown up close to me when I was in israel by a snackbar
from my experience they turn to finger pointing too fast
there are good people among them but especially the young ones are fucked
>>80762678
based serbian
>>80762777
you faggots stopped the happy fun times tho, not sure why, pretty sure the crusade was building up a momentum and would probably end in mecca if it wasnt for nato
now you faggots got 9/11'd and the rest of the western fags are getting islam'd in the streets, as if you needed further proof God was a Serb
>>80756951
Throwing all my disgust towards the ideology invading Europe for a moment here.
Personally, muslims have been really good people. Helpful, generous, wise, and even tolerant.
Especially when visiting Turkey. I could never, ever, expect the hospitality of the average muslim in Konakli from any native Norwegian, because we are much more wary of strangers.
That said, I do not support islam, and if muslims keep pushing for islamization of Europe, there will be a new round of crusades.
Muslims are the only group of people who seem to be unable to assimilate in western countries, and if they refuse, they need to leave.
>>80757083
>muh 9/11 was real
Oy vey my father was only three when the terrorists bombed him over 8 times and collapsed two buildings on him and my entire family
>>80757535
>Zimbabwe
>possessing a phone
Nice proxy, nigger.
>>80759012
This. Is work in a shitty gettho and I can guarantee you that everything that isen't white or asian smells horrible. I don't know if these subhumans don't wash because it's not part of their culture, or if there's a biological reason. Africans are the worst in terms of smell but arabs are not much better either.
>>80761589
thanks my man, i'll escape soon anyways, migrating to sweden or smth, you got the cutest boys btw!
>>80760384
>>step aside, his sheer weight makes him trip and fall on the books he just slapped out of my hand
>>everybody including other arabs laughing at him
>>tries to get up, falls again under his weight
>>i just walk away
Then the principal gave you $100 right? :^)
>>80757535
R A R E
A
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>>80763181
>i went to a tourist zone as a rich tourist, let me tell you all about islam
cant wait for the rest of you in 20 years to get where serbia is now when it comes to this thing
>>80761380
Like the white niggers of Ireland deserved the blight
>>80763069
are there any rapefugee in serbia?
how people feels about them?
>>80756951
Two Moroccans, have way younger sister, tell me they beat her up cause she didn't want to wear a hijab, they go on and on what is she going to tell the prophet when she gets to heaven and he asks her why she didn't wear it? I tell them that's absurd. These two do drugs and drink, one even shoveled pork down his throat at IHOP for breakfast with me a few times before we went to work. Find out their parents are 1st cousins and it all made sense, father goes into paranoid rages and beats the mom, even stuck recording devices in their apartment, beat her because she complained to her sister over the phone about him.
>>80760384
Nice power fantasy.
More like you got tripped up and everyone laughed
I killed one while deployed in iraq
never mind that was best
>>80763618
That's why I added the last part.
>>80763569
This man was at least 350 pounds. Have you ever seen a morbidly obese person lose their balance?
>>80756951
My Kebab arrived cold and they gave me a diet pepsi.
>>80763069
When Trump gets elected he'll make Mecca great again, aka raze it to the ground
>>80760715
Kekled, you probably got her killed silly German, I salute you.
>>80756951
I've had several
>muslim couple I helped take the trash out for and unload their shipments at their pizza place would handle garbage and use the washroom without washing hands.
>protests over nothing blocking my way to work.
>selling way out of date shit at their stores, bought shit that was outdated a year ffs.
>Getting money thrown at them for moving here while old vets from the world wars and korea etc. are poor as shit.
>>80756951
The one and only experience i had with mooslims is when this jordanian girl said that homos deserved to be stoned while discussing gay rights in debate class. i kek'd, My liberal debate teacher's face was priceless.
>>80756951
Lived with a few when I went to troy. Very well mannered, respected I was catholic, and most often picked up the bill when we ate after English studies. They weren't ultra conservative muslim, loved guns, respected others opinions, and really loved western culture. My only problem with them was I had a hard time understanding their mannerisms and was mistaken at times for one (Spanish-Blackfoot)
>be 7 or something.
>gone to mosque for Friday's prayer because grandmother wants it.
>mosque is literally full of foot odor allthough they constantly brag about Islam means being clean.
>never no where near a mosque since than.
>>80762678
Your welcome
There was this one time when I looked away for like 3 seconds and they conquered my Peninsula. Other than that, I once met a muslim but he was an old black guy from our ex-colony of Mozambique and spoke Portuguese. He was wearing a funny round hat and waving around a portuguese flag (because of Euro 2004). He didn't drink alcohol.
That's about it, there's very few of them here.
>>80763933
protip on spitroasted meat here
if you don't have it within 20 minutes after its been cut down from the spit it is shit
>>80756951
Hmm
>working for municipal government
>doing onsite inspections of all the churches for backflow prevention
>get to the muslim center (not called a mosque in KS, bright boys)
>have to stand around and listen to a lecture on the meaning of imam's name while my partner inspects the restrooms
>only building in town where every toilet has a hand-held bidet
I wrote them up for not having the appropriate backflow prevention valves on the bidets.
>>80756951
Never met one
>>80756951
Shot at me, blew my friends up.
Couldn't take it personally, it was war.
>>80757535
>that flag
>>80756951
>What's the worst experience you've had with a muslim, /pol/?
None. Now, the Jews who pulled off 9/11/01, there's a problem. Demonizing 20% of the population? 2% of the population being Jews? We need a real "Holocaust"(tm).
>>80756951
Saw three walking garbage bags at the grocery store yesterday.
Snickered and made jokes with my friend.
The muzzies were visibly upset.
Damn that was a good day!
He took my pen and put it in his nose at school
>>80757024
fbpb
>>80764859
I love your gyros mr. Feta
>>80756951
a few have tried to kill me
they failed
>>80762678
Based Serbia
>be me
>>80765199
is he Okay burger? He looks a little worn out.
>>80756951
Most of the ones around here are either arrogant fucks or aspie weeaboos
>>80765352
his friend is also taking a nap
>>80765182
Thanks but don't actually put feta with gyros
cheese salad on the other hand...
as a matter of fact try this
pita bread-gyros-potatoes-tomotoes-fresh onion-cheese salad
gyros is a dry salty meat and this condiments go with it well
>>80765047
Wahabbi muslim terrorists from Saudia Arabia did 9/11. Nice try ahmed
>>80756951
>What's the worst experience you've had with a muslim, /pol/?
Besides 9/11?
>>80756951
My roommate brought one of his childhood friends, he was a loudmouth 18yo fitfag who came here not speaking a single word of english and it took like 1 month until one of my friends decided to give him a job so he can move out.
My roommate was also a muslim, but at least he was chill most of the time, that didn't stop from almost killing him after 2 weeks of sharing a small double room with an additional nigga that drunk my drinks for free and was constantly doing nothing in the room i was paying for.
>>80759391
>At least my girlfriend finally accepted the anal request.
A true Gentleman... make /pol/ proud!
They looted my grandpa's house in 1955
I've not been enriched by them where i live, they have a single mosque in my town of 250k, it gets firebombed every 2-3 months. there's only 1-2 murders a year where i live but that mosque is always being bombed.
Good place to live.
>>80765654
armenian i guess. barev dzez!
>>80765393
Will do boss, sounds bretty damn tasty... As is custom here is an original america. Recipe... 1/2 lb of ground beef cooked on a greasy skillet, one extra large potato roll buttered, 1 oz mayo 1 oz mustard 1 ketchup, deep fry the buns, add 5 slices processed cheese, 2 oz of butter and garnish with french fries, a milk shake, mountain dew and melted butter
>>80763686
literally every single rapefugee you see in eu passed trough serbia
zero sexual assaults, zero other assaults, zero robberies, zero cars set on fire tho
serbia is slightly different than other eu countries i think, we do this thing called rule of law so no matter your skin color, you break the law and the state breaks you
other thing is, pretty much every 50 years old male is a war veteran (0 ptsd's tho), almost everyone volunteers for the army (even girls), and it's not that uncommon to see people at festival wearing traditional clothes people wore 1000 years ago, our culture is completely different.......
anyone that would attempt to attack our culture would find resistance, muslim for example if he tried to enforce sharia or ban pork he would probably be thrown to a few starved pigs tied up, most of the police here are army vets as well so if they saw a muzzie trying shit he would probably be found dead with 20 bullets to the gut and report would say suicide
Here's another one, had Bangladeshi friend, gets sent back cause he was misbehaving with his parents so they sent him there figuring he'd straighten up 6 months in Bangladeshi hell. He finds a friend who knows local dealer who can get him weed, buys a few ounces, tells guy how he can repay him, guy tells him to get him a hooker. Hooker connection guy picks is a boy that he humped through the thighs. Tells me this story with a straight face, and he says you know, they prefer that stuff over there than touching women.
this guy was a real drag tho
>>80765908
Based dundee and the petrol patrol
>>80756951
Reconquista. Where do I start.
>>80766018
Who are these beauties
>>80765986
Nope. Im half jewish
Shot at me and my unit. Mortared my base. Put IEDs in inconvenient places.
>>80766018
I just want to be with you niko bellic
Sexually abused by my Turkish Muslim ex who would tell lies if I didn't give into her sexual demands.
>>80758514
Kids don't know better when they're pissy. I once got in a fight with a German kid then reminded him how we destroyed them in WW2 complete with my 50 cal imitation.
Going to the Stan soon I will let you know
>>80756951
I had a discussion with one about AI once, he said he didn't know if an AI created by a Muslim would be considered a Muslim in the eyes of god or the community and that I would probably have to consult and imam.
He did suggest that I should look into Jewish stories about golems though
>>80766018
cool.
is this changing? are liberals wining popularity there? or you expect things remain the same for a long time.
is there any bad side of being a traditional and close nation?
as far as i know you have a pretty based nation. good for you, money isn't everything
>>80766018
You guys are great, sorry germany fucked you over in the balkans conflict.
Afghanistan.
>>80756951
>be me
>1st grade
>walk into classroom
>tv is on
>two of these big buildings collapse
>all the teachers are crying
>principal comes in and lets kids go home for the day
6/10, got me out of school early but it was nacho day so it kind of killed my afternoon.
>>80766323
> i will never know this feel
>>80766187
That's a damn funny way to phrase it, gonna steal that anon
>>80766284
so you're telling me he defended his country?
>>80766018
many niggers came via the med tho
>>80766167
looks like a sunny and warm day. You heading to the beach with Babken the kebab?
>>80756951
Only meet one. He is palestianian but has lived in the u.s.for decades. Was okay except when he would mouth off about how we all were unclean scum for eating pork and would also rage about the Jews occasioanly
>>80762678
>>80766509
it was a good day
>>80766470
Same anon, I was in 6th grade headed to school when my dad turned the radio on and his reaction was "wut".
Had a friend who was a muslim when I was in 3rd grade,he invited me to his birthday party and it sucked.
Also I went to a ghetto market sometime ago and some faggot muslim stabbed a Hindu and it started a riot.
They've blown up a few places near where I used to live but #NotAllMuslims
Countries in the shitter though so it doesn't matter,non-muslims are just as bad.Hopefully superpower by 2030.
One was making a really loud phone call at the airport.
The whole waiting area could hear him but nobody was brave enough to tell him to keep it down.
>>80756951
This SJW muzzle told me and this 26 year old Israeli cutie that she loved Raz al Ghul and supported the death penalty. Just solidified my belief that all mudslime girls are damaged goods especially ones that think it's something to brag about in the western world. I don't personally disagree with the death penalty out right but we weren't talking about anything related to it and she just brought it up.
>>80766502
Me too! Save it, its all yours friend :)
>>80756951
seeing them in my country
>>80761497
t. crush was fucked by a Turk
Settle down cuck. Don't blame your beta lifeless existence on Turks.
>>80766335
> destroyed
yeah ok
>>80766243
army territorial defense i think, since they are still using wooden weapons.... they receive combat training but they are not going to the front lines
>>80766401
left wing exists and tries shit from time to time but they end up beaten up by right wing paramilitaries in the streets
they won voting once (since almost no one votes over here unless its something big) but their politicians backed off from making policies because they were afraid
people rule the government over here, our government got bought by USA once and a week later they were forced out of parliament, American embassy was burnt down to the ground and a few Americans died as a result
today American embassy stays out of our politics and looks like a bunker, it has no windows lol
>>80766490
I want to watch Turkey burn along with her useless degeneracy. Will post nudes if I can find them
>>80761497
This, with all my heart.
>>80756951
Their existence
>be me at uni
>go round to muslim friend's flat
>bring a handful of weed with me
>both get super baked
>watch chappelle show and fall about laughing
>get munchies for bacon sandwich
>no pork
fucking moslem scum
>>80766997
P-plz...
>>80766952
The Dane speaks the truth.
>>80756951
never had any, ever. niggers are the problem
>>80767031
A hijab stared at me in an airport once.
She had pretty eyes.
>mfw no Muslims where I live
>>80766638
2003-3004 bruh?
>>80765387
say what you will about mudslimes, but those pants look comfy as fuck
I made one cry in class when we unanimously agreed on the muslim ban. I love the south.
>>80767238
Just scrubs man...I wear them everyday for work
Medfag life
>>80756951
this weekend beat one in the fucking ground. blood up to my elbows. then i think...fucking aids! im about to chimp out. Fucking Muslim Knockout Game is Awesome. Planning to intentionally punch an enemy of America almost gave me a hard on. When i started my punch i was thinking, damn this is slow, until i heard the pop! Cunt went down like a bitch. i was on him before his head stopped bouncing on the pavement. i think approx 10 or 12 good face shots. hope the mud is brain damaged.
Was standing in the line with muslims inside the bank, was stupid and careless enough to talk loudly with my friend about how many of them are coming to my country and why they just don't choose some other country instead
.
The muslim in front of me heard that, turned to me, began threatening to beat me up right now to death and was extremely agressive. I calmly replied that I didn't even talk with him, he just interrupted my conversation with my friend.
He kept using foul language and insulting me but did nothing (I thought he would punch me) and some other man in the line (ukrainian) asked him what his problem was. Muslim calmed down, began to excuse, said that I was rude to him and racist, also he added that muslims like him love my country so much.
Then he turned back again and stayed in the line silently looking in the smartphone, to my very surprise he apologised to me when it was my turn to pay, shaked my hand and said "Don't have any anger towards me". Then he leaved the building.
It was it. Happy ending I guess. Maybe I was just so lucky.
>>80761240
>Turkey
>Balkan
Fucking kill yourself you piece of shit I hope you get cancer.
>>80766718
India's hatred of muslims is why I like you guys, even enough to forget your shitting in a toilet phobia.
>>80766655
I hope this is actually happening, even if only 1/3 of bernie supporters aren't switching over to hilary I'd be happy in knowing they ain't total cucks.
My sister married one, had two kids with it then he beat her senseless. I now live with her to make sure his ass never comes to the house again and if he does my shotgun is ready.
Bonus round
He's an immigrant from Turkey
>>80767396
pic related your inevitable future.
>>80767634
he should have beat you too
you sound like more of a bitch than she is.
>>80767634
I would kill him for you for a decent meal at a Chinese restaurant
>>80764815
Lol, I have always imagined that a mosque would smell like a kickboxing gym
>>80767434
>be half Punjabi Sikh and half English
>don't give a fuck about India, practise Christianity (Protestant)
>talk shit about Muslims whenever they come up in conversation and if people get annoyed I just play the minority card or talk about how they oppressed my '''''people''''
Feels good man
>>80766971
>our government got bought by USA once and a week later they were forced out of parliament
that's great i wish i could say the same about my country.
your countrymates have to got guts to stand against USA and EU while your country is inside europe and is sorrounded by traitors.
kosovo is serbia, stay strong mate
>>80757341
>mfw Rhodesians never die but niggers do.
>>80767730
Is salt a big part of the halal diet?
>>80767212
that was in mid 2004 in najaf
Most stories in here arn't even bad expirence just typical shit that anyone might do
I mean pol really hates muzzies but nobody in here posted a serious story
>>80763244
What the fuck are you talking about?
Buildings fell.
You are a retard.
>>80767879
you should know, with your diet of tears and cum
>>80767667
>Turks ever getting into balkans again or that far ever.
Russia would slap your shit.
>>80756951
Born in dpt 93.
It always makes me burst out laugh when I see you spitting on blacks, gays, turcks, narcos, commies, jews or whatever you take as your enemy. Muslims are by far the biggest threat for mankind.
>>80766997
plz
I work in retail and I occasionally see muslims. Rude, entitled fucks who think they own the store, that's what they are. They might not steal as much as niggers but they are way harder to deal with.
Nearly kidnapped one of my relatives, makes sure to make my mother's birthplace is a warzone so we haven't visited it for about more than a decade now, and sells me low ass quality pirated DVDs.
>>80767634
Should have honor killed her and the children.
>>80756951
the tried to take over my country
>>80768014
Born in 60. I feel you bro.
>Be me, uni student.
>went to the nightclub: 3 girls 4 guys including me.
>had a great time, dancing, drinking etc.
>Some turk starts to hit one of my female friend
>She refuses to do any other contact with him
>roach is not happy, still tries to dance and seduce her etc.
>She tells me to talk to him
>Me starts bullshitting to roach that she my gf you can't do that in a civilized way
>Roach is tipsy so he tries to fight me, but bouncer separated us. Didn't want to fight through
>Me and some mates I was with came outside to smoke
>roach brings up 2 of his buddies
>I'm 182cm and he's like about 165
>Starts to provoke me and by pals real bad
>wants to push me
>Pushed him back, he dropped himself on a sidewalk and hit his head bad
>His fellow roaches rushed in but my friends stopped them
>Left the place all of us like nothing happened
>>80767978
Its ok, (you) tried
>>80756951
i still don't know how you can tell who's a muslim and who isn't
>inb4 they're brown
there are many brown people who aren't muslim and many white who are
>inb4 they wear hijab
mostly women
>inb4 they're dick heads
so everyone you don't like is a muslim ?
>>80767836
You are using your minority powers for good anon, I like it.
>>80757969
>Muslims in Pakshitstan are actually Jewish actors
Nice try, Moohamid.
>>80767857
yeah morale is strong, cultural values and traditions are strong, people are ready willing and able to serve the state but the west is still protecting everything we want to fight
>>80756951
never had a bad experience with a muslim, taqiyya is a very well refined tool
>>80767978
Begone foul beast.
>>80756951
Everything I learned about Muslims and Islam I found out on 9/11.
>>80762824
allahu snackbar
>>80756951
I was in love with a muzzie girl and wanted to marry her. Two of her no good muzzie male friends fed her lies about me, and she believed them over me, and never talked to me again.
I still love her and she's a muzzie so I can't really say I hate all muzzies, but I certainly hate those two muzzies who destroyed my relationship with her, and I would certainly like to get my revenge on them one day.
>>80759059
I feel sorry for you, bro.
>>80768379
Are you ok? You seem to be talking to yourself.
Las Vegas here. I literally have zero experiences with Muslims in my entire life.
>>80768330
>182 cm
Manlet
>>80768616
Be happy, you dodged a bullet.
For some reason 90% of people that add me on fb are muslim men. I don't accept but get dick pics regardless.
Otherwise we don't get many here, haven't personally encountered many muslims irl.
>>80768843
R u grill
>>80768361
If that was my sister I'd kill the dude, you're a pussy
>>80765047
>Demonising Mud-niggers is wrong because there's lots of them
>Let's demonise Jews instead
Fuck off, sand nigger.
>>80759585
What? Muslims can't be around dogs or something? That doesn't make any sense
>>80759775
thx friendo
i like australier
>>80769113
dogs are unclean to them
>>80756951
>In Morocco last summer. Driving on a tour bus to a waterfall Oasis with wild monkeys.
>As soon as we park a tour guide comes up to us to try to swindle us for money. Typical trick, have seen it several times in Mexico. We say no.
>Tanned French couple that's with us hates Americans so they go with him.
>he gets them lost in the jungle and forces them to pay a shit load to bring them back.
>we sit around for 2 hrs yelling at the bus driver, who was in on the scam. Because the French people haven't returned.
>French retards finally show up.
>asshole driver says the AC is broken on the drive home.
have more stories from the trip. Was there during Ramadan.
>>80768671
i'm just wondering, i personally can't tell who's who just by looking at their faces, maybe you guys have some tips
>>80769044
It wasnt my sister, encroaching roach. And if your sister, isnt it normal to whip cattle where you come from?
>>80768483
Countries like you guys Poland and Hungary etc. being on the front lines and suffering the most keeping the ottomans out of europe ended up being a blessing in the end, since those seem to be the nations most wary about letting masses of roaches and others mudslimes in. It must be still somewhat on the peoples minds.
No idea what happened to austria though, being a cuck must run in the germanic blood stronger.
>>80756951
My friend started dating a feminist """muslim""" and now she has him by the balls. Sad!
>>80769334
Oh yes, yes. More stories please
Any bombs go off while you were?
>>80769367
>isn't it normal to whip cattle
oh god cringe, now I understand where the american IQ stereotypes come from, dont quit your day job senpai
>>80756951
I have never had bad experiences with muslims, they are very friendly
>>80768810
How'd I dodge a bullet? I still love her, and would've even converted for her if that was what it took.
They raped my pet goat.
>>80769426
well yeah over here our kids do not listen to stories of mermaids, sirens or disney, over here kids grow up listening to stories about national heroes, like for example knight milosh, who was the first knight to ever kill a sultan.. i feel like culture over here is a polar opposite to the culture in western europe and americas
pic related is a city emblem of one of our biggest cities
>>80756951
Not bad but pretty funny from 2 days ago
>Walking to work, always Planned Parenthood people with clipboards asking for signatures
>As usual ignore them
>Behind me are 5 full burqa-clad Muslim women
>"Hi, do you support planned parenthood?"
>The women mutter something in Arabic and keep walking
Why do liberals have such a boner for Muslims?
>Go into garden
>Dog is mad, standing near the fence
>Go to fence to see what's up
>Muslim kids (couple years younger than me) trying to hit my dog with a stick
>Call friend of mine over, we go outside
>Muslim kid tries to hit me with the stick, but I take it from him and tap him on the head with it
>Throw him to the ground, he and his friends go away. Never seen them again.
Secret: most Muslims are cowards. If you show any sort of strength, be it in numbers or physically, they'll turn their tails and flee.
Americans literally cannot complain about Muslims. Most haven't even met one.
>>80766506
KILL YOURSELF ROACH
>>80770164
>t. Muslim
One muslim once pulled out like 10 different cds in our music shop and didnt put them back between others, acting like he owns the whole fucking mall.
Other than that they're usually nice.
>>80769334
French people should know better than to trust Moroccans. France has even more of them than we do, and over here almost none of them work or obey the law.
>>80769681
>Have sex with a Blonde Canadian in my hostel room.
>next morning see "whore" carved into the railing outside my room.
Carving looked a day or 2 old. No scraps or dust around. So it may have been there. I have no idea how I didn't notice it before though.
>>80756951
I never saw a muslim
This is not the worst experience but it literally happened today.
I've been a shitposter making fun of muzzies for years on /pol/, but I actually work with some muzzies at my office who are fairly decent. Anyway today in a meeting one of these muzzies was in the room with us and his phone starts blaring out these crazy muzzie screams with allahu akbar and all the unintelligible chanting they tend to do.
He quickly reached into his pocket to try to turn it off, but I had a good chuckle about it.
I wonder if that was his ring tone lol. He was probably watching some ISIS video on the shitter earlier in the day and it turned on again by accident.
>>80756951
Had to buy a cheese pizza for a Bake out.
>>80769718
Thats big talk for a roach
>>80769945
Yea, cancuckland they spend more time teaching us about how we were so bad to the natives and blacks with minimal on the shit like the world wars were we did do some pretty based shit.
That's the problem with most western nations, white kids are taught more about how they should feel bad for things in the past and to not be proud of things they should be, I'd bet you barely hear a thing about Charles Martel in france now since it would offend the rapeugees.
>>80770233
I actually am. Good guess
>>80756951
Being raised by one and seeing how shitty he was as a father.
>>80770686
Pretty spoopy my dude
>>80770526
If it was this, be worried.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLKxzYWCRm4
>be me.
>reside near a mosque.
>call for prayer on full volume 5 times a day.
>you will hear a mosque blown into pieces, I am telling you.
I was a hostage in the Lindt cafe siege in Sydney
>>80770929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nq_J2C6Hrz0
May flying mosques come to you, my roachy friend.
>>80760384
>And then everybody clapped
>>80770771
>ydw he caught ya wanking
>>80769113
Dogs are absolutely haram.
>>80771347
>All muslims who enter the U.S have British accents.
>>80771368
You know what they say. People who hate man's best friend are man's worst enemy.
>>80769900
Please be a proxy
>>80771347
wanking is halal ya know
>>80756951
She rejected me...
>>80771485
>All banter is factually accurate
>>80760565
No surprises there. A women was buried in the woods near my house in a Muslim kurd honour killing. The dude got his girlfriend pregnant but the family wanted him to marry his niece. The pregnant girl kept insisting in marriage. So the father and his family strangled her and buried her next to a much frequented wood trail. You can't make this shit up.
>>80756951
911
>>80771783
>You can't make this shit up
Tell that to the writers of the Koran.
>>80771745
Yes
>>80762562
Peaceful majority.
My grandfather was thrown into Evin prison during the Iranian Revolution after being falsely accused of treason due to being a member of the Baha'i Faith. He was there for about 8 years on death row, although he was released when they gave clemency to people over a certain age.
One of my aunts was also taken in for the same reason and tortured via whipping and toenail-pulling.
Fuck islamists.
I'm just gonna post a NICE thing that happened today:
>on a train station
>enter elevator
>three immigrants behind me enter too
>mumble something with each other
>get out
>they say things like "aarinko paestaa" or "auriiinko" with broken Finnish (meaning the sun is shining)
>we drifted apart and I hear them saying "huomenna, huomenta" and laughing (tomorrow, good morning)
Why is it so cute to hear your own language spoken by someone else?
>>80772416
It's not cute when it's heard daily
>>80756951
I spent over 300 hours building an epic Minecraft base on a multiplayer server and an admin went rogue and TNTd my whole base. He was Muslim
>>80772603
I believe you. I'm grateful that my city hasn't got many of them.
Gambatte UK.
>>80766063
>Here's another one, had Bangladeshi friend, gets sent back cause he was misbehaving with his parents so they sent him there figuring he'd straighten up 6 months in Bangladeshi hell. He finds a friend who knows local dealer who can get him weed, buys a few ounces, tells guy how he can repay him, guy tells him to get him a hooker. Hooker connection guy picks is a boy that he humped through the thighs. Tells me this story with a straight face, and he says you know, they prefer that stuff over there than touching women.
Bengali here. I can confirm Bengali women believe all men are horn dogs and women don't want or need sex. They see any sexual activity as beneath them and against Allah.
I killed a palestinian 7 year old boy by mistake
also shot through the abdomen of his older brother, he didn't die but will likely shit in a stoma bag for the rest of his life
Also killed like a dozen sheep though that was intentional
