You have been warned.
>have sensitive organs located between legs
>not allowed to spread legs apart
what did they mean by this?
>>80720889
>class war women's death brigade
So, what? They fight against class inequality and people taking up too much space on the tubes?
>>80720889
This can't be from Poland. right?
>>80721460
it is from the UK
>>80721547
Where specifically?
I'll be in the UK next month, and want to know if I get to spread next to that cute poster.
>>80720889
If men can't make room for their balls then women can't make room for their tits.
NO HOOTERSPREADING!
They readily admit to the legitimate reason men spread their legs when they sit.
>>80721547
I knew that UK was cucked but this is another level of cuckiness.
>>80720889
Keeping legs tightly shut leads to infertility due to the buildup of heat which kills sperm cells.
Spreading one's legs is a human right for men.
>>80720889
What will happen if they get you?
>>80722233
Death by annoyance
>>80720889
I'm going to have difficulty not laughing when the Muslims start raping them all.
>>80722204
Not just that. I once had surgery performed on my testicles - one of them became twisted due to an extreme case of having my legs pushed together.
>>80722426
sweet fuck those pants look painfully tight. I'd get a headache with that sort of space.
>>80722402
>>80722426
>>80722458
>>80722541
>>80722500
there's no way this isn't some obscure gay fetish.
is EVERYONE a fucking gym freak these days?
>>80721809
London underground, I imagine.
>>80720889
To be honest familia, if you've got a surprise hiding up your skirt you should practice a little bit of modesty anyway.
>>80720889
Class War. I see some of their stickers around town. I cannot fathom how ugly and fat these women must be
Why is this fetishist only taking pictures of fit young men?
Do women even realize how privileged they are on public transport?
I can't count the amount of times i've walked onto the tube or a train and 90%+ of people sitting were women, while those standing were men.
On top of that they're smaller in general so they can fit in smaller spaces on packed trains whereas men would have to wait for the next one, and often most men would give a woman more space than they would a man if the train was packed.
Also they don't have bollocks between their legs, check your clit privilege roasties
>>80720889
>Shaming men for having protruding genitalia
Women really should check their privilege.
>Finland once again showing it's autism
Does the entire UK commit to leg day, these bulging thighs man.
>>80722752
>bollocks
I love that word.
You silly Brits.
> manspreading
fucking kek man
>>80720889
>Women's death brigade
my fucking sides are in orbit
>>80722204
This is why Trudeau sits like a girl. He's killing millions of potential straight white males
>>80720889
Good thing I live in freedomland and any stupid cunt who lays a finger on me will get blasted.
>>80722731
>>80722707
>>80722800
>>80722597
>>80722541
>>80722500
>>80722458
>>80722426
>>80722402
None of these are issues since there's plenty of room on either side of the guys.
What the fuck has happened to our society when THIS is what people are going out of their way to tackle.
Not rape gangs, not drugs, not injustice, but men with their legs too wide for the likings of a rainbow haired, nose pierced, tumblr posting, obese cunt.
THIS WHOLE THING IS RETARDED
>Be man
>Be ~6 feet tall
>Public transport seats designed for short people
>In order to sit with hips untucked, have to push knees out
FUCKKKKKKK ITS THE SIMPLE AND OBVIOUS REASON
SHORT GUYS DONT DO THIS
TALL GUYS HAVE TO BECAUSE THE SEATS ARE TOO SMALL
IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BALLS
FUCKING IDIOTS
on my knees begging
PLEADING
for these women to take a shower and have sex
>>80722592
especially because they're all wearing short shorts
It's like the equivalent of tapping your foot in another man's stall
Manspreading is a stupid word for a real problem but most people are going about this all wrong. There is nothing wrong with "spreading" when there's space on the train like it seems to be in most of these photos. Same way it's okay to put your bag on a seat if there's plenty of room. As long as you make space as it crowds up of course.
>>80723041
but honestly why do these men sit like autistic retards
>>80720990
Equality
>>80723076
Enjoy having your balls snipped, lanklet.
>>80723144
>not being comfy on public transport
>>80723213
>being comfy on a PUBLIC transport
see the problem here?
>Imagine sucking on these boys sweaty big balls full of thick warm cum
>>80723083
What?
What does tapping your foot mean?
>>80720889
This sign is meant for the scottish.
Why are all of these manspreading pictures of guys who have clearly just come from the gym wearing tight short shorts with visible bulges?
>>80722599
No, it's a thing in shitty cities like London for fags to try and feel masculine
>>80723261
Would worship that fucking gorgeous man meat desu.
>>80720889
Punching women has always looked kinda fun.
![IY0AUsn[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cKzkCnX.jpg "IY0AUsn[1].jpg")
And every woman has a bag with her, usually on the seat next to her that will take at least 10 times more space than me trying to accommodate my fucking balls size of a dried raisins.
>>80720889
>Oi Big nuts, stop having big nuts!
>class war women's death brigade
Britbongs are intimidated by a bunch ob Tumblerinas
>>80723291
>weaty big balls full of thick warm cum
uhm, you might want to get an anatomy-book, because that's not how it works...
>>80723652
this is pure art
>>80723290
If you're not in other peoples' way, what's the problem?
>>80722402
>>80722426
>>80722458
>>80722500
>>80722541
Caught u mirin
Why are they only making pics of young white males? What did they mean by this?
>>80723609
this desu
>>80723782
They'd be laughed off outside nu-male london
>>80723689
Pick it up and throw that shit out the window. When asked why you did it, say you believe in equal rights.
That bitch's pussy will go from 0 to super-slide while expressing your alphaness in a way that is also progressive.
>>80720889
Sure those high capacity tactical assault scissors have a permit for 'em, m8?
>>80723689
Coupled with my claim about my ball size, color of my ID is highly unsettling.
Peesoshita Kamikaze please change.
>>80723457
I'm uncertain what the correct medical term is, but that may be it.
Something became twisted in my right testicle. The doctors were in a bit of a hurry to fix it, since it would cause sterility in my right testicle if left too long in a twisted state.
>>80721970
Hang on, no hooters? Are you mad son?
>>80723818
>whats the problem
>literally non argument
your taking up 2 seats
>Empty train/bus
>Somehow it's bad of you to spread out
Kek.
What's with these people taking photos of people's groins?
Tfw have a hernia and it hurts to sit close-legged
Tfw heard people complaining about me manspreading
>>80722402
>>80722458
>>80722597
>>80723652
>>80723726
>>80723804
Alpha af, I'd suck their dicks :^)
STOP SITTING INCORRECTLY MEN REEEEEE
>>80723804
Is there a valid reason why you have pictures of guys spreading on train cars?
I know google has related images but not THAT many
>>80720889
Are they stupid?
Men have to spread their legs when sitting. They have something in between their thighs.
>>80724016
So what? No one is going to sit on it anyway since the wagon is fucking empty.
>>80723652
Beautiful
>>80720889
R E M I N D E R
That this behaviour being shoved down OUR throats - but more impotently the throats of the young male youth - is all part of the plan:
DEMORALIZATION
DESTABILIZATION
CRISIS
NORMALIZATION
Knowing is the first step, don't let them normalize folks.
>>80723290
>driving in London
Are you fucking crazy mate?
>>80724131
It's probably from a thread on /hm/ :^)
>>80724131
It's for research
>>80721547
British people aren't allowed scissors mang
Why are Londoners so autistic that they can't ask a stranger to shift their legs to make room?
Just as bad are the melts who'd rather stand for an entire train journey than ask someone to move their bag off a seat.
>empty bus
>sit in a position that takes a lot of space despite usually not doing so even on an empty bus
>some retard takes a picture and uploads it online claiming you're "manspreading"
such is life in a feminist reality
>shaming tactics
Women being hypocrites yet again.
>>80723041
'cause it's risk free and still shows everyone how PROGRESSIVE you are
>>80724520
Feminists/women are constantly hypocrites
>fat shaming women is bad
>"wow loser get ripped or I won't date you"
>slut shaming women is bad
>virgin shaming men is good
>men need to be more emotional and feminine
>proceeds to date only ultra Chads
>>80724451
I've seen this gif four times now, and I'm still alive
>>80724250
Thank you based Dinko
>>80724451
(You)
>>80722662
Ugh. Disgusting ignorant men taking up so much space.
>>80724362
Kek
>>80724735
But what about your mother?
>>80724324
hypotetical question, do you masturbate while you do your research?
>>80724286
>>80724324
Why am i suspicious on those answers and flag? Looking at you jerry
Put up a sign that says you will cut off a woman's breasts if she is talking too loud on the phone
>>80724451
>>80724451
If you reply "thank you based kitty" to this post you will have immunity cats powers FOREVER.
>>80724793
I think fatties are more likely to drive, most people I see on public transport are normal weight.
I'm a virgin sperg so if someone ever told me to stop manspreading I'd probably go full autism
>>80724362
I didn't knw Vietnam had computers
>>80722458
>>80722662
Never skipped leg day, mirin'.
>>80724451
replied
>>80724451
>some Finnish guy actually has a folder of muscular men in shorts spreading their legs
>>80724451
fuck you
What the fuck is manspreading
STOP MAKING UP WORDS
>>80725484
Yeah, but who is taking these photos? Gays? Women? Feminists?
>>80720889
My flag tho, dat won't work
>>80720889
i guess women cant wear provacative clothing now. if they do and get raped it is a perfectly reasonable punishment according to this
>>80724451
>Taking antibiotics for orchitis
>Testicles swollen and painful
>Need to keep my legs apart because of how tender they are
>Women call 911 to report a dangerous manspreader, because fuck talking to someone when it's so much easier to just take creepshots and then cry
>Police show up and arrest me for first degree manspreading, a felony
>Attempt to explain my condition
>Police taze me
>A woman shrieks that testicle conditions don't exist before slamming one of her 13 bags, all having their own seat, into my face
>Police shake her hand and thanks her for her help in capturing such a dangerous criminal
>Read the newspaper in jail, see she was given the key to the city by the mayor
>>80722662
Sprint cyclist spotted
>>80724451
fuck you
am i the only person who wouldnt mind telling any of these queers to shut it and make room? if you need a seat fucking say something.
the short shorts are fucking gross and need to stop though. shame on those of you who do that.
>>80724451
N-not cool.
>>80720889
I'd do it anyway. With my shirt off. If they come, I'll get them arrested for not caring about my Public Transport right. They're made up bullshit rights too so they WILL get arrested.
>>80724451
Jokes on you.
>>80724836
she'll be fine
>>80724451
nigger
I hope you guys stay on the good side of the law, it would be horrible to get shot just because you were manspreading.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/the-first-arrest-has-been-made-for-manspreading-10285011.html
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/thinking-man/11643052/Manspreading-arrests-the-long-arm-of-the-law-just-invaded-our-personal-space.html
>>80723098
>for a real problem
Bitch-ass cuckold detected. Only in faggot countries people are all caboose-bothered about the way people sit in public transport.
>>80726040
What's wrong with shorts if you have good thighs?
>>80726224
Spreading is just one of many ways people have poorly and anti-socially in public. There's nothing manly about any of it.
>>80724451
fuck
>>80726320
>There's nothing manly about any of it.
You're either a roastie or you have tiny whiteboi chiquita cojones, mine are so big I can't even wear jeans because it looks like I have a 3rd leg.
>>80724451
>>80726078
>Jokes on you.
why?
Is this some kind of a way to get more pics of dicks to internet? Like the underboob pencil challange was for tits. Well that is some kind of equality
>>80726530
Is this one of those male power fantasies I keep hearing about?
>>80724451
REEEE
if you abide by that dumb sign just because it's there, you have truly lost your balls
>>80726245
you look gay as shit.
>>80720889
>train plebeians
>>80724451
this is just lazy
>>80726677
try living in Florida
>>80724451
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>80721547
Must be london
>>80721076
Fuck off shill
>>80724451
AHHG FUCKING CUNT
>>80724451
You're just a low down nigger
>>80724451
fuk u nob end
>>80725136
thank you based kitty
>>80723403
Yeah no its not,keep up shitskin
>>80724451
Saved
>>80724451
Kek
>>80724451
>>80725136
thanks based kitty
>>80724451
I...ok :(
>>80724451
Haha, jokes on you, she already died.
Fug...
Did I made it in time b4 thread died?
>>80724451
Fuckin shit mate.
What about fat people? They take up far more room
Why are these people so fucked in the head?
>>80724451
asshole
>>80724451
Holy shit fuck you.
>>80723689
This. For all their complaining, women typically take up far more space than men.
>>80720889
I would draw a huge neon penis on that sign
>>80724451
got me, tips fedora
>>80724451
lol
>>80723290
no, public transport fucking sucks, if I have to get on a bus you can bet your arse I'm going to get comfy
>>80724451
Come now
>>80724451
Fuck you
>>80722204
I have an old chronic injury, can't even wear jeans or have my legs too close together without "kicked in the balls a few minutes ago" type pain. Some bitch complains to me, she's going to loose some teeth.
>>80723076
Shutup white male and go to jail for eye rape
>>80724451
LOL
Manspreading is a sexual rights issue!!
Keeping the testicles cool increases sperm production and motility. For a man to forced to do something that would lessen his chances at fatherhood is equal to a woman being forced to be sterilized, or have an abortion.
Manspreading. My body, my choice!!
>>80729033
You asshole. :^(
>>80725136
thank you based kitty
>>80724451
..
>>80729507
t. rob
>>80724451
FUUUCK NOT AGAIN
>>80722402
>>80722426
Solid bulges
>>80724451
faggot, kill yourself
>>80720889
Is it a gangrape if I rape their entire deathsquad?
>>80723036
Or youre just a faggot
>>80724451
not replying, asshole
>>80721809
>>80722654
wouldn't they call it the tube if it was london underground?
>>80724451
It's actually a result of "equality"
>>80724451
((((((((((((you)))))))))))))))))
>>80720889
>implications of threat of genital mutilation
>implications of death threat
why is this even allowed?
>>80729033
Cant believe this picture got me again.
>>80724131
I just checked, literally thread full of them on /hm/
where are the womanpursing pics
>>80724451
Well you got me to reply to (you), now whats the next step of your master plan?
>>80724451
bru why?
>>80731973
crashing this thread
with manually breathing!
>>80720889
The whole board thinks of manspreading in the wrong way
why am i even talkin to you people ?
>>80731309
>defending yourself against assault makes you a faggot
>>80724451
goddamnit
--- what is actually happening ---
>long day at work, taking the tube home
>balls sitting uncomfortably in your pants due to high temperature in the underground and short sprint to catch the tube
>sitting with legs apart to give the boys some space
>tube is packed with people, but seat next to me is still free so I can spread my legs without bothering anyone
--- what will happen in the real world ---
>woman enters train, asks if she can sit there
>close my legs to make room, it's not very comfy, but it's only 3 more stops
--- what happens in feminists minds ---
>woman enters train, asks if she can sit there
>NO BITCH CAN'T YOU SEE I'M MANSPREADING, I HATE YOU AND ALL WOMEN. PRAISE THE PATRIARCY. DEATH TO ANITA SARKEESIAN
>>80724451
>>80732068
Its people like you who are worse than niggers, spics, chinks, fags, muzzies, libtard and aids all at once. Fuck you.
>>80724362
This, you can't have scissors unless you file for at least 3 different licenses.
>sharpened blade license
>clippy clippers license
>running with clippy clippers license
Without those 3 it's a 5 year trip to the BBC's gulag for you.
>>80724451
Hate you
>>80724451
come on man
>>80721076
Fuck you.
>>80724451
yeesh
>>80724451
Fuck you leatherman.
>>80724451
Oh boy
>>80724451
Check my sick dubs
>>80721460
It isn't, we are normal
>>80721460
It's Class War, a sort of "art project" offshoot from the Socialist Worker Party.
>>80733000
i tip my fedora to you, good sir.
And the difference between fatties and these guys who also take up 2-3 seats is..?
>>80723041
Dude shut the fuck up. This is egotistical. It's incredibly unnecessary to spread your legs out this far.
>HURR NON-ISSUE BCUZ DER'S STILL ROOM
As a woman, would you sit next to these people? Would you want to sit next to someone who feels so insecure about their dick/balls that they need to occupy more seats necessary? Honestly if I needed the room I'd tell him to clam up, but the mentality that some idiot would do this in a public space thinking it belongs to him is a problem.
You don't even see how you're no different than Tumblr right now. Doing mental gymnastics to support something stupid as shit just so you can hate another group.
Here's your (You), you dumb motherfucker.
i man spread every day and nobody has ever said something to me irl
Manspreading?
How DARE you gender define me!
>manspread for the first time just to piss off a feminist
>hours later
>arrive home
>realize there's a huge hole in the crotch of my pants
>>80733461
>Driving train in Australia
>Caprspreading
>Emuspreading
>Abbospreading
>bantzspreading
and he wonders why no one cares about manspreading in fucking Austraila.
>>80724451
no mommy :(
>>80724451
My mom is already dead.
>>80726607
Exaggeration or not what he says is accurate. Balls are sensitive organs and crushing them with your legs to appease some dyke is out of the question. Just like if you told some woman to tape her tits flat, it's not going to be comfortable and they aren't going to do it just because some faggot doesn't like it.
>>80724451
heres your (((you)))
>>80724451
eat shit you goddamn nigger
>>80733607
This is why you should always go commando.
>>80722402
Alpha as fuck
>>80722204
Keeping legs together is an uncomfortable position and requires effort with the thigh muscles. My legs are shaking just from pressing them together. It's not about testes.
>>80733585
Thats actually a very good line of defence.
That said, watch out or you might be involuntary volunteer for surprise gender reassignment therapy.
>>80733726
I'm not telling you to cross your legs but if your balls are so big you can't sit with your knees pointing forward go see a doctor.
>>80731387
depends if youre from down south or not
>>80724451
>>80724451
t-thanks
>>80724451
>>80724451
(you)
>>80721547
>"We gunna snip your balls m8"
>"Ello ello ello, is that a pair of blades in your hand, mam?"
>coppers throw feminists in the slammer for carrying a blade over 2 inches in length on the public transport system
>>80724451
Life insurance motherfucker
>>80733839
So does anyone else get discomfort in the legs from holding them together rather than sitting normally (not intentionally spread).
alt right showing once again how underage everyone is. this is why the alt right will never amount to something.
>>80734488
What a waste of a post on dub dubs.
If I see a woman's purse in it's own seat I'm stealing it
fucking roastietards
>>80725136
>>80725136
thank you based kitty
>>80724451
T-this isn't a reply
>>80734618
don't steal it because that can get you in trouble
just throw it out the window.
:^)
>>80722592
Agreed, those guys all look too similar.
>>80724016
and?
>>80734610
keep on proving my point
>>80724451
fuck you
>>80724451
Fuck you
>>80720889
BIN THOSE SCISSORS
>>80734618
>Ask if woman's purse on seat has it's own ticket
>Woman says "Of course not"
>Throw purse off train
>Look at rest of passengers, point and say "No ticket!"
>>80724451
>>80725136
ur a fag kat butt i stil gets munnity
