Ask someone who has to que for 8 hours to get a loaf of bread anything.
I also haven't had a bag of sugar in 1 month.
For 2 weeks I haven't had potatoes.
how much is internet?
Is it real socialism?
>>80708050
why dont you inmigrate to Colombia
My dog is sick because I gave him too much pizza.
How is this white peoples fault?
>>80708050
Can I send you food?
Is it true that Tsipras and Maduro are best buddies and we are next in this shit
Would you eat my dog at this point?
Hey.
Breadlines are better than no lines.
>>80708190
kek
>>80708315
based pupper anon
>>80708050
BUILD WALL
>>80708050
Are planning to hang Maduro and his lackeys upside down for their treachery or just tar-and-feather them?
>Venezuelans eat entire bags of sugar
socialism
not even once
Goddamn venezuela
Potatoes are people not dinner
Why don't you grow food senpai? You can grow a lot of potato's in a small amount of space.
>>80708050
why dont you just leave the country?
post pics
>>80708050
kek
and they call us 3rd world
>>80708050
In Rio people at the airport had signs saying "welcome to hell". What should signs say at the airport in Caracas?
>>80708387
Breadlines means the poor are taken care of
What's the best smuggling route? We used to get all out shit from local farms and ofc Hungary and Romania. 90s sanctions best years of my life.
>>80708636
You're still a 3rd world country.
No amount of failed countries will make you less failed.
>>80708088
$40, which with the price of other things is too much really
>>80708122
yes, unfortunately
>>80708179
why don't you move to the america? a better standard of living sure but it is my country and culture
>>80708190
don't give your dog pizza
>>80708239
it's not really
>>80708259
thank you very much for the thought but our infrastructure is so shit i think it would either get seized or get lost
>>80708547
I usually have it with oats or something like that
>>80708662
"Welcome Bernouts"
>>80708050
Post some sentimental photos. (I changed that from "touching photos" because 4chan...
>>80708662
"We'd have more signs, but we've had to eat them since the food ran out"
>>80708050
Here's something to really really piss you off.
Farmers here in Australia can't sell their fruit to the supermarkets monopolies so it just rots on the ground.
Also, is the system bad or is America fucking your shit up externally out of spite?
>>80708315
I think we both know the answer to that.
>>80708050
How many US dollars would it cost to have someone killed?
>>80708050
Bread lines wait for me.
>>80708850
Fucking sickening
>>80708864
I'm sick of you ignorance and bigotry, Tyrone. Koreans are the ones that eat dogs, Japanese just eat whales.
>>80708738
>$40
I thought that you were something like North Korea not using currency but coupons?
¿Cómo va esa vaina de la revolución bolivariana?
>>80708850
That's nice for them
>>80708854
It is mostly our politicians faults
>>80708885
Same price all over the world probably, that is the price that whoever you are asking finds it worth the risk, assuming they have no morality
>>80708711
ok nokia
Doesn't Venezuela have the largest proven oil reserve in the entire world?
Why don't we just make Venezuela the oil hub of the world and bankrupt the entire middle east?
>>80708315
Give him belly rubs
>>80708738
Is it worth it to come to your country as a tourist?
More interested in hiking and mountaineering.
Should be pretty cheap, right?
How much does it cost to stay a night in a hsotel or similar?
How is crime?
>>80709032
Bro, idk if this is your first time, but you need to start smuggling fuel and/or exchange currency for people illegally RIGHT NOW because this is how you get rich once this whole thing passes.
>>80709008
>¿Cómo va esa vaina de la revolución bolivariana?
Really great thank you for asking.
>>80708050
How common is express kidnapping?
>>80709032
So when are you going to kill yourself?
>>80709114
You would probably be safer in Gaza desu
How much is a pack of smokes there?
Are you sure i can't send you a care package? do you have a wife/kids/dependants?
>>80709114
It isn't so much that things are too expensive, it's more of a problem that it is impossible to get them because of the ques
>>80708050
nice proxy
post time stamp or gtfo
>>80708050
Why the fuck have you not escaped yet
>>80708866
I think someone has been eating a lot of that free fruit
wow,yeah, I've got bread,sugar,potatoes, i don't give enough fucks to eat.
>>80708958
cancuck, calm your tits. I was just making a pitbull joke.
>>80709234
doubt it, Arabs are naturally violent, somewhat like Blacks but to a slightly lesser extent.
The people in Venezuela are probably not as bad by a mile. Maybe even nice people.
>>80709288
He has to wait 36 hours in line for a pen and paper you bigot racist just chill ok
>>80708850
>>80708866
>>80708899
The horror...
>>80709288
Seconded. I'm not buying it OP
>>80709257
I'm thinking you're British by the verbiage?
>>80709060
>How does socialism work?
Also venshuelan oil is sulfurous shit and hard to purify.
>>80709032
The point is while you guys are starving we have excess food but aren't allowed to even give it away because of (((laws)))
It's fucked. The world is insane
>>80709257
Post some goddamn pictures you piece of shit.
>>80708850
Why don't they process the fruit into something valuable? Like a juice or oil or compost?
>>80708050
In the images shown on tv about venezuela I can't find any starving people... everyone is a bit fat.
It will be good for your health to lose some weight.
>>80709152
¡Great to hear! ¡Por la Patria Grande! :3
>>80709169
Not too common, costs a little extra than regular kidnapping
>>80709186
I am probably not
>>80709241
$5 for cigerettes but I don't smoke, I have no dependants, thank you very much again for your offer but I just wanted to share perils of this kind of government
>>80708050
https://youtu.be/zJBjjP8WSbc what is your opinion on this video?
>>80709454
Think of all the alcohol you could make with that fruit
>>80709354
Made me laugh in my bed with my girlfriend from zagreb.
>>80708050
>For 2 weeks I haven't had potatoes.
I just fell full when i had nice bacon, sausage and eggs for breakfast and threw potatoes in the bin. Still wouldn't give them to you spic.
>>80708315
That is one goddamn cool dog you got there
>>80709572
>Throwing away kin
Pretty heartless desu
>>80709537
bokić, my muslim byzantine friend.
>>80709475
>>80709403
>>80709288
I'll take that as a complement on my english, thank you.
>>80709494
Fuck you
>>80709303
idk man, I should probably
>>80708050
Want me to post you a selection of choice foods?
>>80708050
I don't understand how people can go full retarded against the direction of nature...
.
Every mammal is genetically capitalistic or it's species would seize to exist.
>>80709494
Yeah Venezuelans are chubsters
>>80709680
kek
>>80708050
Jesus Christ OP, you guys need to try out freedom and democracy sometime.
Colombia should close the border, by allowing Venezuelans to buy food in their country they are enabling Maduro's goverment to function longer.
How's morale holding up? I can only imagine most of your countrymen want to drag your Bus Driver Overlord into the streets and execute him.
>>80709824
why is Maduro still alive?
>>80709476
The economics don't work because of (((Jews)))
People starve and are laws won't even allow us to process or ship it unless a Jew is getting their percentage fee on fucking charity
>>80709995
yeah because that would not screw us over more
>>80709476
not worth the effort. Let it rot and it'll feed next years crop
>>80708050
why didn't you go hunting instead?
or gather plants?
>>80710090
>>80710099
I would kill him my self given the chance
>>80710163
I live in an urban area
>>80708050
can someone help you from abroad?
>>80710198
not an argument
how far is it to a non-urban area?
>>80709257
>he isnt using the black market that must have formed by now.
Step up.
>>80708179
typical Mexican intellectual. Move to a better country and make it shit.
>>80709288
How does a time stamp proof hes from there?
>>80710177
Did you take the opportunity to say "I told you so" to the people who voted for socialism?
>>80708738
Wow... so it's pretty much like in eastern Ukraine.
How do you still alive?
How do you buy internet?
Does your country even have internet cables?
>>80708050
Good. All those those things are unhealthy.
>>80709537
fucking turkroach go learn from Indians how to poo in loo
>>80710450
Not according to
R A Y P E A T
A
Y
>>80708315
>>80710118
Actually, it's most likely the Venezuelan gov, who wants to remain in control of everything there, or just the officials at the post offices stealing stuff.
They are very much anti US etc, so anti Jews in your demented little mind.
https://about.usps.com/publications/pub141/venezuela.htm
How about you but some cargo space on a ship and try to ship it there as a charity and actually show me why it's impossible?
>>80709979
>>80710492
they poo on plates now.
>>80708088
>>80709241
Asking for dollar prices won't tell you anything.
The problem with hyperinflation are the prices in local currency going crazy, the dollar prices remain more or less the same since it's the local currency that completely loses its value
>>80709060
Largest proven *crude* oil reserves.
They can't extract it nor refine it at a rate to supply the world because MUH SOCIALISM causes underinvestment in exploration and exploitation of wells.
>>80708315
He's not Asian.
Cool dog, though.
>>80710240
I have a bitcoin address 1F1jGUTyAqPxhMdZwTEhCBBzsEBHNmPNFQ
but I didn't come here to beg, i'd appreciate anything but yeah, i don't know
>>80710140
That's the point, you need to force your goverment to resign
>>80710665
shiiiit
>>80710837
bitcoin? sry i don't even have a credit-card desu. but i would contribute if there were the possibility of a bank transfer. but i've no idea how this works to venezuela. i'm afraid the costs of a bank transfer there would exceed the amount itself.
is there an organisation which could directly support you if i'd donate to them or so?
>>80710118
Yea that is totally it. I'm sure the communists the Venezuelan people elected into government have nothing to do with it.
>>80710842
Forcing our government to do anything doesn't usually work out so well
>>80710924
literally, yeah.
>>80711056
Nothing that would directly support me but thank you for the thought
>>80708050
How good is the bread?
>>80711056
>is there an organisation
lol
All charities are scams.
Especially international ones.
The only good charities operate in a small circle on voluntary base.
If you want to donate, just try shipping directly, even with the dues and customs he'll probably get a high % of your investment.
>>80711165
how about i buy an amazon gift card about 30€ and send it to you? would this work?
>>80711195
Pretty good actually, since there are such big lines they know they have a constant supply so it's always fresh
>>80711240
>he'll probably get a high % of your investment
Holy shit I was about to make a joke about you being a jew, then I noticed you're flag god damn.
>>80711240
thx i had another idea. >>80711293
>>80710177
(USER WAS SEIZED BY THE VENEZUELAN SECRET POLICE FOR THIS POST)
>>80708050
How much does a prostitute cost.
Why did things go so bad suddenly?
Also why not try making your own bread. Just need flour, salt and yeast.
did you visit Columbia when they opened borders? Are they staying open?
>>80709354
kek
>>80711293
Guys don't give me any money, I feel kind of guilty now. I am british and using a proxy
>>80709403
We're not taking this one, USA.
Also it's queue. A brit by heritage would know how to spell the thing they spend 90% of their lives in.
>captcha
God save the queen.
>>80710665
uggghhh wtf you degenerate
>>80711573
Nice bait, but we know you of poorfag
>>80711573
lol before the transfer i would have asked you for >>80709288 so no harm would have been done.
but at least you're honest.
>>80710665
This is one of the most disturbing images I've seen in a while.
Though they don't look Indian.
>>80711658
me? that pic is from the profile of one of your relatives.
>>80711674
I'm not even a poorfag.
>>80711762
i could easily top it but i won't push you over the limit.
>>80708050
enjoy your abs
>>80708850
No wonder you faggots have giant fucking spiders.
>>80711796
another question: how long did it need to find a proxy that worked well? i always have a hard time with that. not for 4chan or so, just to watch some streams from abroad etc.
>>80672280 por qué no te cortas el guevo?
>>80711825
Bring it on.
>>80708050
Is it true some people would suck dick for a pack of toiler paper?
>>80708662
welcome to detroit
I know your starving, but here is this smooth zaphod clip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8U86BgtZA4
hit someone over the head and get there bread.
>>80711929
I just googled for 5 minutes and found one here.
It's so slow that I wouldn't use it for anything like streaming, just basic browsing
http://gatherproxy.com/proxylist/country/?c=Venezuela
I'm thinking of trying a north korean one next
>>80711978
tbqh i hoped you'd ask for it. it's the climax of degeneracy.
browse yourself if you are "curious".
>pooalexa.com
>>80712111
thx, i do it basically the same way. thought there is maybe a better option.
>>80708050
We had these in 90's, be happy that you don't eat grenades and shells while in line.
Are drugs cheap there and what drugs do you ingest. How about ice to keep the hunger down ?
>>80708050
Damn, that sounds horrific. Sorry you have to go through this bro. Do you even have any food at all besides that loaf of bread? Are you pretty much starving now?
>>80708315
You made me miss my dog :'''''(
>>80712124
>browse yourself if you are "curious".
Seriously, fuck you.
>>80711978
did you already pull the trigger? otherwise: the reviews are some gems too...
im also willing to marry a venesuala babe and bring her up north to my farm. Then her family next.
>>80708050
8 hours for bread?
I send you some crumpets and tea. And my kindest wishes.
I've been homeless in Winter and had to have two toes amputated. It affects my balance. The temperature got down to -13 degrees.
The police rescued me and took me to hospital. I was suffering from hypothermia.
I ended up marrying one of the police officers who saved me. She's due to give birth in September. Our child is going to be a daughter according to the ultrsound scan. We haven't decided a name for her yet.
If you get cold, my advice is to make little balls from newspaper and stuff them under your clothes. It insulates. Also protect your feet and hands - they have less blood pressure than the core of your body.
Also when I was homeless, I went to the bins at the back of restaurants. They throw away good food.
All the best, mate. If you have a bitcoin acc, I will give you some coin.
>>80712311
you would be surprised how many ppl wanted to read the reviews.
ofc i didn't mean that you order something.
Will Bernie Sanders save you?
>>80711573
lmao
>>80712436
I'm saying because the front page is fucking disgusting.
>>80712611
lol ofc it is. but the reviews are even worse in their own way. it's a social panopticon, hence ppl read it.
>>80708866
Mate that's just because the blokes in Griffith make more selling pot then oranges they forgot to do anything with the orchard.
>>80713150
what is the state of buying drugs in oz? can stuff be shipped in or does it get seized? I hear your customs are pretty tight
>>80711374
I bet they're busy waiting in the bread line right now.
>>80708050
Are you the guy who posted the pictures of everyone lining up for food?
Also how is job employment over there? how does the average Venezuelan get their money?
>>80712359
I don't want to live on this planet anymore. Man, I've probably even met one of the fucks that frequent these sites in real life.>>80712380
>>80713757
on my phone sorry. second (>>80712380
was mistake
>>80708050
You can grow potato from potato you know.
Want some nature books on what you can eat or are you just going to cannibalize the homeless and less hungry?
>>80708850
This is the real reason people are starving. Food is produced for profit, not well being. But then again who is willing to truck oranges that are going to rot all over the world and do it for free?
>>80709339
You would be surprised... have been to north african countries for work (petroleum industry) and the locals are pretty chill, they lack manners ofc, but that's more an education problem than anything else... compared to the sandnignogs we are growing at home... they are godtier.
>>80716593
The problem is that not enough people are starving. Africa is going through a population boom that will see it's population double in our life times all because of food aid and the fact that Africans won't stop fucking eachother
>>80708050
Was there a specific policy or law that broke the camel's back? What was it? Please don't say "socialism".
>>80717257
Yeah. I really don't understand how more people is going to be good.
My kids are going to have a hell of a ride.
>>80708050
Americans would be better off like that. Since they are all gigantic they could lose some weight.
>>80708050
Fasting is healthy. Be grateful that your government let's you eat so well. A loaf of bread is like a 10 foot radius of wheat
>>80710665
women were a mistake
Do you own guns?
>>80709513
You obviously Are dependent on food and money fucking idiot
>>80708050
>que
¿que?
>>80708662
>pls gib sign
>>80722705
You aren't?
>>80708050
come here faggot, we have food and have never seen a latino so we aren't racist towards you fuckers
>>80708050
How on earth theres people still supporting Maduro?
Or a few benefit from him being there? just as it happens here
