>hatches eggs by walking, forcing kids to get off their ass and go walk
>only way to get supplies in the game is to walk to a pokestop located somewhere in town
>even items bought with real money still only function at pokestops
>literally every Christian church is now a pokestop
>pokestops located at bars and shit so that manchildren are compelled to go have sex with real women instead of jerking off to anime in their basement
Is this game not /pol/'s best friend?
>>80696041
I wonder who can be behind this post?
>>80696041
There's some truth to this, in thr last 5 days I've walked 122km, before I wouldn't even leave my house in vacations.
>>80696041
how many jobs does playing this little kids game get all the NEET manchildren playing it?
wastes of time are degenerate you kike
>>80696041
bhut da governm3nt n jews n sheit is usen it 2 hakk us and tis a hoax.
>>80697295
>jobs
Literally where? I live in America, there are no real jobs, just low-skilled minimum wage ones.
>>80696041
>download app
>catch first pokemon on desk
>realize i have to go outside to catch another pokemon
>uninstall app
>Is this game not /pol/'s best friend?
no
>>80696041
Also redpills people about crime. Like the crime spree that's going on where people would lure victims at night
>>80697295
>implying that if this game didn't exist the people playing wouldn't just be wasting their time playing video games and watching anime alone in a dark room
Pretty sure you have to be a turbovirgin to enjoy this, so I'm going to sit this one out folks.
>>80697533
>tfw I went to a lure at midnight
Kept the car in drive.
>>80697749
Literally everyone is playing. Normie women, normie men, liberals, conservatives, hood niggas, autist, fucking everyone
>>80696041
Nah seriously though, what the fuck is up with the XL and XS weight indications? All my junk evolves end up XS so there has to be something done right to get an XL.
>>80696041
I was thinking abt this earlier
Honestly it will bring together people with the same interests, I have already heard of basement dwellers getting dates with other basement dwellers through this. I think this may help save the white race
>>80697533
>naive white teen who loves the Bernie man supports BLM goes to play some Pokemon
>gets mugged by some dindus
>experience leaves them redpilled
Its perfect
>>80696041
yeah dude this game is fucking great
its not even out in canada yet and people in my city are already gathering on the street to play together
sad the hype is gonna die in a year tho
>>80696041
well, what baffles me is the fact that it's pokemon? You know, the thing that's been around for a decade and has numerous games and material in every format. What, did they make new pokes exclusively for it?
>>80697749
Went to a bar today and everyone there was playing. The bartender told me that his manager was giving him money to buy in game "lures" which make more Pokemon appear at the bar, bringing in more customers, cuz people want the Pokemon. Get with the times faggot
>>80697749
I've literally seen groups of attractive women walking around in a park playing this. Over the weekend, I saw at least 50 different people playing in different parks and on the street. (people have to do certain things with their phone that make it a dead giveaway) My city only has a population of 400k.
>>80697950
indeed, its better than tinder.
japs are trying their best to save the white race.
honestly i dont even care about catching pokemons nostalgia and shit, i just want to meet a girl with this game and going outside is going to help a lot. i'm even updating my phone because mine was an old timer
>>80698250
It works in Japan because it has no crime
>>80698016
It's even watered down beyond the mainline gameplay. The fact that it's AR and that everyone has a smartphone makes it fucking fun.
Looking forward to them rolling out the newer generations, but for now they just have gen1 and it's pretty cool.
>>80698079
You forgot to add that this is in America, which is literally the land of aspies and autists.
You're gonna pretend that these people weren't on phones before?
If you're some spaghetti-wielding clown, I guess now you could say "hey you're playing right??", but that wouldn't change the fact you're a zit-ridden fuckboy, so I really don't see how you're going to get anything out of it, aside from some chick awkwardly trying to get the fuck away from you.
>>80698250
p sure google made it
>>80698016
no its just the first generation pokemon
none of the new shit
because its meant to be nostalgic for the 90s kids who used to play first gen on our gameboys
>>80698079
lures can be abused by people with wrong intentions though
>>80696041
>kids
Kids aren't playing this.
>>80696041
It's a mixed bag of redpills.
The good
>Helps you make new friends and meet women
>Team mechanic helps develop a sense of nationalistic pride
>Forces you to exercise
>Helps you see the world
>Crime stories attached to the game redpill people
The bad
>Players look like zombies playing it, many loiter in police parking lots
>The devs have full access to your Google account for info
>You're tracked at all times
>Inaccurate GPS makes people go autistic looking for Pokestops
>>80698328
>mount your phone to your AR-15
>go play Pokemon and neighborhood watch at the same time
The start of beautiful things.
>>80698337
>Looking forward to them rolling out the newer generations
Normies only care about the first and the second generation
>>80697959
>experience leaves them redpilled
Nope, it leaves them dead.
So what's the deal, it's a phone app?
>>80698390
That google account info access is a bug for like 5% of iOS users.
>>80698512
Not if you're there playing pokemon go to save her she isn't.
>>80698016
no its just an app that lets you catch pokemon by using your phone camera and gps to travel and run into pokemons
>>80698350
>every American is an artist and normies are just a myth
Looks like Austria is still pissy that their government is still cucked and the right wing party got jewed out of winning :^)
>>80698493
That's nice, but Nintendo's dicks are hard from this and they're going to put all sorts of effort into deepening it. Get ready to catch some fucking Lucarios and shit.
>>80696041
Do you play Pokemon Go? The creators now have full access to your Gmail account.
http://money.cnn.com/2016/07/11/technology/pokemon-go-coding-error-emails/index.html
NEETs BTFO!
>>80698350
Man you sure sound like a lonely boy.
>>80698614
Can you battle other people? I've heard it has a camera function? Do pokemon really show up when you use your camera?
>>80698357
whatever dude, whoever made this game is godsend and is trying to help people like me to get out of the house
>>80698337
i'm glad it's just gen 1. i hate the new pokemons
>>80698328
yeah ... i'm probably going to get mugged for my phone but fuck it yolo
and the worse part is criminals have more rights than citizens in this fucking country if i carry a knife on me to protect myself from dindus i can go to jail let alone use it
>my device isnt compatible
>LGOG
well its a good thing i didnt care in the first place. i figured that phone would work, its pretty damn good
>encourages young white girls to wander into back alleys and get gangbanged by Tyrone and friends and get impregnated to further destroy your race
>>80698736
Shh, gen2 is objectively better in every possible way.
>>80696041
you do know this game just saves everything from your camera and uploads it to the security agencies right?
you better not even think about having an unpaid parking ticket while playing this game
fuck this shit is scary
>>80696041
>Is this game not /pol/'s best friend?
Yes, all you have to do is give over full control of your google account to the faggots who made the game.
>>80698483
5.56mm master balls?
>>80698493
Second gen would be the tits.
Wanna be king of the electro fleece.
>>80698814
hmm i dont know man i stopped playing after gen 1
>>80698939
how is it scary?
>tfw Japan's Illumanti is on our side
>tfw their Illuminati exists because they lost WW2
>tfw the jew tricked Japan and America into not being Bros
>tfw the Jew fears the Samurai
>tfw the Jew fears Freedom
>tfw Japan x USA x Russa WW3 dreamteam 20xx?
>yfw USA gets the World War 3 Peat
>>80698692
>>80699030
Oh fuck! Not my google account! Not that account that I made in 5 minutes that use for literally nothing but shitty free online games! WHAT WILL I DO IF THEY TAKE MY GOOGLE ACCOUNT
>>80699176
Good for you, there are people who actually uses those accounts for stuff. Either way a game should be allowed to read your emails or delete content on google drive.
This game can.
Enjoy your pokemons.
>>80696041
You'd have to be retarded to let them have all this location video audio and social info on you.
Anyone who's older than 16 and plays this must be retarded.
>>80699141
Russia has Putin
We have Abe
Waiting on you, Burgers
>>80699176
>wow this totally means anything to me, a single person of whom no one knows about
its about everyday retards giving up everything about their accounts
>>80699141
Good, good. If only they weren't sadistic bastards.
>>80699288
we have Trump
November will create the greatest alliance in history.
Wealthy people over here are already warning kids about going out in a thrid world nation showing your ipad, smarthphone and wallet to strangers.
>>80699288
Kek wills it.
We're working on it
This does more for childhood obesity than Michelle Obama ever will.
>>80699545
it also does more for child rapists than windowless vans
>>80699632
"Hey kids! There is a rare pokemon in my basement!"
>>80698483
Just don't get too caught up in the game to fuck over your situational awareness.
>A wild hood nigger appeared!
>SquirtleBalls threw a PokeBall!
>It's not very effective...
>Hood Nigger used Glawk Fawty!
>SquirtleBalls fainted!
>>80699277
>>80699236
jesus christ you guys are so paranoid
just play and have fun man
>>80699375
Lol I´d be wary to use this anywhere on this continent
Which team is /pol/ approved?
>>80699784
Blue masterrace
>daily reminder a CIA subsidiary who invests in promising new technology related to tracking individuals, analyzing social media to track and analyse people, and the technology and infrastructure related to such is invested in the company who developed this game
Not even mad it's also people who brought realistic flight sims of last gen military aircraft to the public. Fantastic programmers and visionaries who invest in all kinds of future technology which could have a use in the intelligence community, because free market and you can't fund everything.
But prepare your tinfoil hats:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pok%C3%A9mon_Go
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Niantic,_Inc.
>Alsop Louie Partners
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilman_Louie
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In-Q-Tel
Niantic's systems[7] utilize high throughput real-time geospatial querying and indexing techniques to process more than 200 million game actions per day as people interact with real and virtual objects in the physical world.
>>80699784
i'm going to choose yellow probably once it releases officially in my country
>>80699751
exactly. you'd think we canadians are safe. yeah, maybe if you live in the middle of nowhere, but then there's no point of playing the game because there's no pokestops and shit. but if you live in the city, there are poorfags who will try to steal your shit.
just stay aware of your surroundings, don't go in bad neighborhoods and play during the daytime.
>>80699954
No one cares, nerd.
>>80699091
>i'm glad it's just gen 1. i hate the new pokemons
>hmm i dont know man i stopped playing after gen 1
Genwunners in a nutshell
>>80699784
>anything but valor
its like you dont even want to be the very best
Pokemon Go is a fantastic idea for the game that has made the world a better place in a very small way. It encourages socializing and exercise in a way that the vast majority of games don't.
I don't even play the game, but I do enjoy how butthurt /pol/ is that liberals that enjoy video games are having fun.
>>80699784
Valor. Because you are hated by every board but your own...
>>80697594
A dark room's quite specific, I have a blue light turned on to 20%, because your brain associates blue light with dawn, also longer wavelengths have a calming effect at low intensities , keeping you awake longer meaning I can maintain optimal mental conditions during my 16 hour gaming sessions
>>80696041
pikachu chirst
>>80696041
but does it work in europe
Where were you when Pokemon ended the race war?
https://twitter.com/WolfProspect/status/752752864657747969
>>80699288
SOON
O
O
N
>>80699751
Playing at night brings out more nocturnal creatures, like Clefairy and Gastly.
RIP
>>80699784
Blue for #bluelivesmatter. Red are almost always edgy former Bernie supporters who like the color for its association with socialism.
>>80700266
>redpill
>doesn't pick red
epic
>>80699545
Why didn't you include the picture that meme was attached to when you read it on Facebook you stupid faggot
>>80698814
I liek mudkips, gen2 for life.
>young people can't even be arsed to go vote
>an extremely shallow app does get them to go outside
i fear for this world
>>80700200
Post 1 trillion dollar bills
>>80700202
thats fucking pichu you dumb gook, do you live under a rock, your country made that shit for fucks sake
>>80696041
>Be me
>Notice pokemon go is out
>Download
>Oh wow I actually threw the pokeball at the charmander
>Dat map
>Dat route music
>It's 10pm
>I'm going outside
>Get outside
>What the fuck
>This is different
>Start walking down street
>Pokemon route music playing
>I am literally a pokemon trainer walking down a route
>Wild pidgey
>Fucking catch that piece of shit quicksmart
>Pigeotto is god tier pokemon
>Keep walking
>Route music
>I'm outside
>This is fuckin insane
>Spot location on map
>Start moving towards it
>With the fucking route music playing
>Arrive at location
>"You have reached the university bar"
>What fucking sorcery is this?
>The jews did this
>Some cunt puts a lure on the stop
>This attracts pokemon to it so it is beneficial to stay there for the half hour duration
>THE FUCKING JEWS DID THIS
>Turn music off
>There's normies
>But I need the pokemon
>Order drink
>Sit down by myself
>Hope no cunt notices me
>Catch some pokemon
>Drink beer
>One day soon I will speak to these people
>Not today
>>80699991
>daily reminder there is always a real world beyond whatever swiping at your smartphone like a madman game has taken your fancy
Real world issues about this game are already making headlines, and it's funny the guy who just wants to catch some pokemon calls someone else a nerd.
Here you go:
>>>/vp/
Biking home at night, stopped at a dbl shop stop and helped 2 people find the spot. First time I've probably talked to strangers at night on my own will in ages. This game changes people, in a weird somewhat positive way. I can already see it dying in about 2-3 weeks, since normies are the ones making this float by, and they lose span of attention rather fast.
>>80697203
>5 days I've walked 122km
As an Amerifat, I find this unfathomable. I got a car for a reason.
is there any good reason to catch pokemon at night? are ghost type pokemon exclusive to nighttime or what?
>>80697511
This
>>80700200
Niglets and Thugtrios aplenty
>>80700266
I always pick red. I like the color. Fuck you.
Still not released in Europe. It feels like the hype will have died down by the time it gets released here. They are losing tons of possible profit due to doing this limited release bullshit.
>>80700485
Just get the apk
>>80700414
Playing at night brings out more nocturnal creatures, like Clefairy and Gastly.
>>80698350
>>80698357
>>80698374
>>80698390
>>80698483
>>80697857
>>80697959
>>80697959
>>80697959
>>80697959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4Q8gEvric0
lol already happened
>>80700145
Exercise is only really a thing if sustained for more than a week or two, hopefully more people are about to realize this. But at least they have had the slightest of introductions. By the slightest I mean I know 80 year old women who walk just as far to get their groceries and check out how the flowers are doing in their local park
>>80699991
They are using your phones camera to make an accurate scan of the interior of your home as well as all the local places you wander around. Items in your home will be used to advertise other things to you and a robot death squad may just come knocking on your door before too long.
>>80700414
zero traffic for one thing
>>80700414
They say the type changes according to location, and time. The game does in fact change scene based on time, according to I assume your phones set time. As for changing of pokemon, a tiny bit doubtful. I think the change is much more noticeable based on character level, but I guess I did see a kingler near my house at night, which is maybe 3 miles from the beach.
>>80698736
>whoever made this game is godsend and is trying to help people like me to get out of the house
Iwata
>>80700314
I originally regretted not picking red until I realized what autistic cucks its members are.
Pic related, a Valor member put this on my Facebook feed trying to be funny
>>80700574
>TYT
>>80700574
PRAISE KEK
>>80700519
>tfw iphone user
>cant get the apk
>have to make a fake US account if i want to play early
>risk losing all progress/getting banned when it releases anyway
i'll just have to wait
>>80698692
Only if you're on the Iphone. Android users aren't affected.
>>80700592
A lovely meme of a fake and condescending conspiracy
>>80697499
Learn,and you will get a high paying job.
>>80698328
Oh look, another weaboo who thinks Japan is a utopia without crime. Let's ignore the recent mutilated corpses of women that were found in a dumpster and highschool kids stabbing people.
>>80700712
I troll there
>>80700412
It's roughly 12 miles a day.
>>80700574
>living near niggers
Must suck for them. All the Asians near me keep putting down lures on all the tea places
Based chinks
I'm playing in Bluestacks using a fake GPS and checking out different Trump properties. No hot spot (or whatever they're called) at Mar-a-Lago :(
>>80700847
>Based
>Chink
pick one, Pink Ling Chow.
>>80700761
Google made this app my sheep shagging friend.
ITT: people think that smartphones have improved their lives
ITT: people make excuses for being fat degenerates
So pathetic.
>>80696041
hope you get murdered playing furries
>>80700847
Its looks cool.....but it's just....I'm not gay anon.
I can't play this game.
I'm not 12 anymore.
![Hangman's_Hymn[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/u1F1r9n.png "Hangman's_Hymn[1].png")
>>80699141
Japan's Illuminati is out of this world. I don't know why /pol/ never really discusses it. They're almost outjewing the Jew right now.
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/07/10/does-this-religious-cult-run-japan.html
anyhow, I just downloaded pokemon Go, and I'm a guy but want to have a cute girl character....
how does this affect my interaction with other people?
>>80700809
I wonder how long until a woman gets raped because of this app
>>80696041
>>80700419
angelina jolie browses /pol/, neat
>>80696041
>/pol/ - Politically Incorrect
>>80696041
Wait until they sign exclusive deals with companies to make rare Pokémon only appear inside their stores.
>>80700939
>ITT: people think that smartphones have improved their lives
shitposting on /fit/ and /a/ when I have downtime at work is fun though
>>80700983
>caring what randoms think of you
>trying to look "cool" for strangers
Should have left it with "I don't like this game, it's netcode is shit, and has little to no endgame".
>>80700809
Fuck that. That's like hours out my day walking around.
>>80699354
But trump hates Japan, how are we going to cement our alliance then?
>>80700925
But you are still playing on real concerns about the future of this technology which has jumped so quickly into the mainstream
>put 10km egg on incubator
>go on a 50km bike ride thinking about that sweet lapras or aerodactyl I'm about to get
>come back home and realize I closed the app before I went for the ride
>>80698736
>i hate the new pokemons
>pokemons
Nice plural and spelling there, normieshit.
>>80700939
>become tied to smartphone
>finally the smartphone leads me outside
>through various marketing and shopping opportunities while my every move is tracked
>>80701243
I think he just wants you guys to stop leeching
>>80696041
Yes, Pokemon Go will save both the white race and Western Civilisation in general.
>>80701243
>trump hates Japan
No, he doesn't. Trump wants an independent Japan. That's what Abe wants too. Trumps always talks about countries defending themselves but the lefty media twists that into "Trump won't be an ally to Japan" all because he doesn't believe in them getting something for nothing.
>>80701169
It's not that I don't think it's fun, hell I used a pokewalker and before that rode around on my bike everywhere pretending I was catching pokemon.
But, now I'm too old for that, it doesn't look like fun.
Augmented reality for Monster Hunter on the other hand....
>>80698350
I see post like this and laugh because every day I see neckbeards talking to qts about this game in my lunch break and life seems hopeful again
/pol/ is showing its ignorance to real life by proving the hugbox meme works both ways.
>normies reee
>>80701365
Implying Trump cares about anything other than his personal wealth and power
>>80700419
>Play pokemon go in Cambodia
>Walk on mine
>Lose a leg
>>80701439
and if he's a garbage president his brand will die
a fucking leaf
>>80696041
>a strip club near my house is a poke station
If you're the sort of person who spends all his time inside like I do and could benefit from the things OP is describing, you aren't going to be playing a phone game to begin with.
>>80701398
Augmented reality could really take off from this success. Imagine a world where your smartphone is fitted into your sunglasses, and where you can access google maps and never be lost again, while never having to look down at your device in a somewhat anti social and dangerous way
That's the bare minimum which has been available for some time but through games and other means is going to catch on
Welcome to the world of being an enhanced human, an android. But no matter that 7 billion dollars changes hands on the release of an app, it doesn't interfere with the possibilities.
>>80701505
we will never know how much of a disaster he would be since he is going to get destroyed by Hillary.
A fucking Trump pawn
>>80701439
>>80701505
Shoo, shoo, syrup sucking scum.
>>80701672
God I can't wait for November
>>80701655
KYS you filthy Kike, Everyone here hates you
EVERYONE REPORT THIS FAGGOT FOR SPAM
>>80696041
It gives fatties an incentive to get out the house and lose weight. So it's fine by me.
>yfw pokemon saves society and brings people together
but seriously, why do i need to make a google account for this crap?
>>80701741
The worst kind of applicable distractions, you aren't very good at this are you.
>>80701398
Like many have said before, a literal fuck ton of people are playing it atm. You will have extreme high chance of seeing other people playing it, and possibly join in a small convo, or not, with them. Its fun to a degree, but it's different when you're in a rather populated place. I was calling coworkers fucking nerds for buying into that shit, and then fell for the trap myself. 25 yo playing fucking pokemans from middleschool.
Its not bad, and at worst, it's just a hypewave fresh start game. It wouldn't hurt to jump into it for a week, then drop it. You don't really have anything to lose, if you just play casually checking for shit at stops. I don't think age matters really anymore. That's a built in self defense for shutins; protecting themselves by hiding their true interests. Use to be the same way for me with anime, not a soul knew I watched except a rare few. Now, I ask people I work with casually, and found out like half of them watch too. It's not a stigma much more in merrika, at least in cali it seems.
>>80701655
>brain-machine interfaces become common
>Mama Merkel decides EU is not progressive enough
>cuck.exe gets uploaded into your brain while you sleep
No thanks
>>80701741
>1x $100000,0000,0000000 dollar note has been deposited into your mud hut
>>80701858
Saw a group of gangbangers playing together. They had the flags and everything in their back pocket as well. Different colors so I'm assuming different gangs. But shit, they were having a blast fighting each other at the gym.
>>80700766
oh yes italy, please tell us how to get jobs in America. he's right. with all the outsourcing and corporate globalization, there is no demanding job that pays well enough unless you're a jew or minority
>>80701013
R A R E N I G
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>>80696041
I haven't downloaded it but I witnessed a literal hamplanet with crocs and her gargantuan son walking while staring down at their phones in a forest trail in the middle of nowhere. I wonder if they left the scooter at home. I'm glad people are getting out, fuck the people who sat it's "degenerate" and "childish".
>>80701655
I'd say that a pair of goggles with a decent sized game chip in it with a car battery sized backpack would work for an exploring game like Zelda or something where you don't need goygle maps would be fun, things are just programmed to appear in places such as items, keys, enemies, and bosses. Maybe if technology got really advanced it could be used for exploring areas effectively, but 4g doesn't reach out into the woods very far.
I'd prefer to bring the technology with me into nature, like how the monster hunter maps are laid out. I'd like to bring it on a camping trip and use it to pass the time in between biking, hiking, fishing, hunting, exploring, and other sports.
But the car battery back pack and/or a loose/fragile set of goggles would not be good for rolling and jumping which makes monster hunter cool, I guess you could run if it was attached well enough and durable.
Didn't this game only release a week ago? How has it exploded like this? Granted I don't leave my house so I have no idea how big it really is, but people act like it is big online.
This shit is gay as fuck, if any of you cunts play this you are fucking sheep. Almost punched some cunt who told me I had a pokemon on my foot.
Having to tell 30 year old people that it's not ok to just fucking leave work when you are supposed to be doing your fucking job.
>>80702107
It's been in development for a while so everyone's been talking about it before it got released. It was essentially famous before it even existed
>>80702086
Oh yeah and I'd also make badass boffer weapons to swing around, heavy ones because that's my style. This would be a great way of testing my strength and endurance.
Maybe I should work for Nintendo once I finish my degree and get a kickstarter up and running.
>>80702107
It's fulfilling a fantasy Pokémon fans have wanted since it's inception. Actually being able to go out in your world and catch Pokémon.
>>80701013
Very shortly. Along with people run over by cars, trains, buses, ect...robberies will go up. People will walk off literal bridges to catch pokemon.
I carry a gun with me when playing. Had a homeless crackhead get within 5ft of me begging for money while trying to catch a pidgey today.
And by begging I mean:
>"Hey! Hey yo man you got money? Gimme sum money!"
Fucker easily coulda had a knife and by the time I noticed I woulda been sliced on my draw.
Combine this with "lures" that attract 20-30 year olds with smartphones paying no attention willing to travel at 2am to catch pokemon and you'll easily have criminals taking advantage of it.
>>80702192
I didn't even hear about it until a few days ago and I spend literally 75% of my waking hours just browsing /v/.
>>80701858
You can make an account another way without giving full permissions to every part of your google account, from email, to saved images, to location data, to search and browsing history, to whatever else google has been slowly attempting to creep into about your life and the usage of your mobile device.
These permissions will be reduced soon aparently, such has been the outroar about the unnecessary invasion into millions of people's personal data.
The regulatory system is nowhere near keeping up with this privacy in digital space and it will become an important topic before long. It already is but these kind of new technologies pop up at an amazing rate.
The basics of internet security still hold true
>>80702175
another quality post down undah
>>80702107
Basic AR game, not many like it, based on moving outside with phone, and enhanced by going to large groups of interest. Also based on a nostalgic millennial thing that everyone participated in.
>>80702241
It makes me rage
>>80702240
i dont have a google account. i agree with the rest of your post tho.
>>80702175
There's too many fags in this world friend.
>>80700367
This is literally me. All the bars in my city have at least 1 stop near each one, and all of them have lures going all the time. It's Neetbait by the Normies.
>>80696041
>>hatches eggs by walking, forcing kids to get off their ass and go walk
Does it detect the difference between walking and driving?
>>80698350
Lighter Latvia why so much salt, it's a fucking mobile game you bitter kraut.
>>80702225
some mid-20s dindu's were arrested in St. Louis because they put up lures and then robbed people when other got there.
>>80698493
Second gen will be out fall/winter. I was talking to a beta tester. He couldn't give me any exact details or dates. Not sure if any other generations will be rolled out. Third gen is ok. Never played any of them after that, so I can't say anything about the newest generations.
Also, trading, leaderboards, and possibly PvP are on the way.
>>80702482
Yes, you have to be going relatively slow and it picks up the bobbing motion of walking.
>>80696041
Why can't you guys just go for a nice run?
>>80698512
>>80702525
what are these lures you speak of?
>>80696041
>pokestops located at bars and shit so that manchildren are compelled to go have sex with real women
Implying
Look at the pictures on twitter, they don't talk, just watching their smartphones
>>80700574
>cenk is snobbish about playing games
This guy has to be the worst to spend time with casually.
>>80702086
First will be the military applications already in development, can you see the advantage if you could see your own troops highlighted and see any enemy spotted by another man.
I've seen friendly fire and can confirm it is the most accurate fire around.
The main boundaries are the power source, grunt proofing it so it won't be broken so easily, and the doctrinal boundary of training the basics in case failure makes a unit ineffective. It is only another tool.
>>80700663
Glad I picked Mystic
>>80702786
Not in a pure Asian/White World
Our wars will be fought via video games.
>>80700775
look a retard who can't into crime statistics
>>80701317
If you're hauling ass on your bike, it wouldn't count anyway. The app is pretty good at tracking your speed. You have to be walking, or at a walking pace. Otherwise lazy fucks would be hatching eggs in their cars.
>>80700412
>mfw I found a cheat and stay at home all day
I wish I didn't always try to find a way to cheat on games...
>>80698381
no fucking shit.
I went to a large park in town to catch some Pokemon.
there were at least 200 people there. not a soul under 20.
>>80702950
That defeats the whole purpose of this game.
>>80697882
Seems like it's completely random. Seems like it might just be random stats to make it more fun
>>80696041
If you are 20+ and play pokemon, going to pub wont change you being permavirgin.
>>80702950
Just work out instead.
You have your wrists and knees up to %100. I'm not as lucky after sports injuries.
Take it easy, do all kinds of stretches and strengthen your joints first and foremost.
>>80702424
>be me, absolute autist who hasn't gone to a social event in months and hat willingly gone in years
>playing Pokemon go
>1 AM
>stop at bar to loot the pokestop
>decide to go in for a bit because someone dropped a lure
>about 6 normies in the bar, one of them is up on a stage playing guitar
>guitar Guy's got some really good feely music
>get a beer, talk to bartender and learn that he put the lure down
>guitar dude switches with some other musician
>he sits near me and I tell him that I like his music and ask if I can find him online anywhere
>gives me his soundcloud
>me him and another normie talk for a bit
>closing time comes, he tells me he's here every Monday and I should come back sometime
I'm planning to go back there. Before this happened I never even would've thought of going to a bar to hang out.
>>80702869
There is no substitute for reveling in the most dirty fatiguing and horrible existence known to man. An inhumane way of life. Called a job by some or welfare to the most edgy.
You can't really call a place your own unless you stand there, and this isn't going to change any time soon.
>roll around in big group defeating gyms
>wearing KKK full garb with friends
>???
>profit
>setup lure at stop at 2am
>wear hockey mask and dark clothes
>jump out holding your phone at pokemon go players
>as they run scream "I just wanted to play pokemon"
>>80703050
What if you lost your virginity during your teenage years while being a pokemon sperg?
>>80698337
>>80698736
It's already confirmed to have at least Gen 2 planned, I hatched a Magnemite today and it was Electric/Steel, with a moveset to back that up. Steel didn't come around until Gen 2
>>80702996
This.
I was walking around downtown and saw an older lady playing. Mid-50s to early 60's. Helped her catch a Pokemon and taught her how the stops and gyms work. I have seen very few kids playing compared to adults.
>>80699277
no one under 16 plays this.
I consented to giving up the bare minimum to get the fucker to run.
virtually every "app" asks permission to the same shit.
>>80703124
Fairy type is also in the game. So they'll probably release all gens up to the new one coming out.
>>80697203
You mean you walked into your garden, couldnt find a Pokemon and went back to your dark damp room to eat poffertjes and mastrubate to hentai?
>>80699784
Valor aka Red. Blue is the reddit team.
>>80701655
>>80701938
>>80702086
>tfw you used to be really excited about transhumanism and future tech before /pol/, now you realize the jews would find some way to ruin it
>>80703072
I use to do track in high-school and it fucked up my knees. I walk with a slight limp now.
Although it left me with a high metabolism though. That I am extremely thankful for
>>80703172
My wife asked my 6 year old if he wanted her to download it and play. He said it's not even real why would he.
>>80700200
FUCKING RARE
>>80698166
>I've literally seen groups of attractive women walking
pics or GTFO
propably 3/10 landwhales.
>>80700325
Mudkip is Gen 3.
>>80703113
kek there is a lure every night in a near by park. It gets put down at like 2 am
>>80703254
Free software will never cease to be a thing, better start supporting it
>>80703110
That's how people who do sports live, technically they are proof of our fighting spirit and domination, our artificial wars. They don't live comfortable lives, they are always training, specially boxers, our top warriors. But they enjoy it.
You see,
something artificial can be just as good as the real thing, if not better.
We don't have to die if we're not having so many fucking kids
>>80698328
I can confirm
>>80703076
>get a beer, talk to bartender and learn that he put the lure down
I feel like this is gonna be a pretty common practice for bars, and businesses in general located at or near Pokestops. Pretty good way to draw in customers. I was talking to a guy who works at a 7-11 down the street, and he says business has increased dramatically. Not only is this game getting people to exercise, explore their cites, and socialize, but seems like it has the potential to do some economic good as well.
>>80703293
I live in a decently populated middle class area. If Go is another thread topic sometime tomorrow, I'll post some qts for you.
>>80702685
store mod to attach to a poi's based on google maps. These don't change locations, as the pokemon do, so when people see a poi has an attached mod, they run there since it increases the spawn rate of pokemon. In essence, it's a form of ingame bait, which ironically, is used by the bangers irl.
>>80700663
Mystic's where it's at, son. Had to decide between then and Instinct, easy choice though, Instinct's for hippy cunts
>>80700809
>5 X 12 = 60
>he has walked 120klm
>>80703193
Oh shit, yeah, I forgot about that. I even have a high level Clefairy. Thanks for #CorrectingTheRecord
>>80703268
You should be alright, should have gone to a physical therapist though. You might just have tendinitis like I do. Slowly getting better every day doing all my stretches.
>>80703274
Damn, sounds like he might be missing out a bit on an imagination. That was my favorite part about being a kid, endless imagination.
Maybe some people just don't have it, I have to force myself now in order to draw, but it's fun.
>>80703337
Pull dead bodies out of a well and report back
>>80700663
/vp/ seems to think mystic is le reddit team though. I just chose mystic cause blue is my favorite color.
I've been seeing people hanging out in graveyards just to catch pokemon. Its kinda amusing.
I sat at the local Confederate solider memorial and watched endless streams of people all the way til 5 am.
People going to churches, people using the parks, people everywhere.
And I've seen alot of niggers tailing them. If youre going to hunt pokemon, you might want to keep a weapon with you. Theres more wildlife out there than what youre after.
And its after you.
>>80703525
He has imagination, he has pokemon on 3DS he just thought the Idea of going to the park to catch pokemon was fucking dumb
>inb4 someone gets killed in some horrid way playing this game
>>80703566
>>80703293
Once it comes out in Europe, see for yourself. Here in the West Coast I saw several 7/10 Staceys playing it with the occasional 8. Poland would be even better I imagine.
>>80703571
/vp/'s full of fags anyway. Mystic's the best because their logo is Articuno AKA Number 1.
>>80703525
I did go to a physican therapist but he was shit and too expensive
Does tendinitis in your knee feel like your knee is swelling up and pulling apart after about 25 minutes of running and makes it hard to bend without hurting? Because that is what happens for me
>>80703613
you know that is going to happen. Just like how people have fallen off buildings taking selfies
>>80703708
Not for me, I didn't let it get that bad though. Mine feels like it's just preventing me from running and if I did sprints I would nearly collapse. It's a pulsing pain.
Just ask your parents to pay for it, sounds like you might need surgery though.
Get a good therapist, mine puts needles in my knees and runs an electric current through them.
Super comfy.
>>80703611
Does he think that it's going to cut into his 3DS time? I could see that, if he's just starting I imagine it's an all or nothing kind of thing. It would be better if he was just a bit older and it was safer to explore the area alone, it's probably not as fun if you can't. Anyhow, didn't mean to think he didn't have an imagination, was just feeling a bit cynical for some reason.
>>80702635
running is for niggers
>>80703683
Hope, but doubt it.
Poland is quite backwards in that all gaming culture.
There are more girls playing then before, but its not like in the west, also its mostly young teens.
>>80703116
Sex with your uncle dosnt count.
>>80701088
Those stores would just get a bunch of people gathering in them trying to catch pokemon and being a nuisance to actual customers. Might boost business a bit at some restaurants but I bet it'd cause more problems than it's worth.
>>80704095
No, running is about endurance, which is the White man's game.
Nignogs can sprint a little bit and use those fast twitch muscles to bounce a ball but they get tired.
Whites have slow twitch muscles, better for slowly, but surely, completing long runs, heavy lifts, and even adding in fast twitch muscles by increasing duration of sprints and dynamic movement. Of course you have to be in tiptop shape and really prepare yourself or you'll get all fucked up like me.
>>80704001
I wonder if I have something different then. It almost feels like my knee fills with fluid and that puts tension on my joint making it feel like it is about to be pulled apart. Last time I saw a therapist was 4 years ago....holy shit time flies fast.
>>80696041
Fuck off, Google jews.
>>80703708
If you can't get help you ought to at least go to a doctor and find out what needs to be done, if you have insurance a $40 co-pay will be worth it to see what kind of exercises you need to do. I don't know what to say other than you could benefit from getting a desk job/small loan in order to fix your problem, it could develop into arthritis or something if you don't fix it now.
>>80700266
lol, what a Cuck.
>>80696041
Dude I've already set up 3 dates with 7/10 cuties I met playing the game. I literally just said. "Hey what's your number we can grab some hot Cheetos and drive around catching Pokemon, it's better then Netflix and chill lol"
>>80697882
XL will have higher HP. XS will have higher CP
>>80704390
I've already got arthritis in the neck so I wouldn't be surprised if I get it in my knees.
All you on 4chan all day, take a moment every 30 minutes to go move your head around. Those warnings are no joke.
I am in college right now so $40 is over my budget. I've got at least 2 or 3 years left to finish up my degree then hopefully get a job so I can pay for any needed surgery or doctor visits. My parents are is a bad economic situation and I doubt they would be able to pay for it as well.
>>80702053
He is white, idiot
>>80703353
counting on you anon.
>>80703683
Not rly my kind of game, mabe if my wife gona play it I`ll tag along.
I dont mind finding qt 17 that will jump on my cock after a pokebattle.
>>80697295
I've earned 900 bucks from this dumb game by organizing routes and having parents pay me to walk with their kids, kek.
>>80700359
>>80696041
this shit isn't even out in my country and there are already some gyms claimed in my neighborhood, if this doesn't get forgotten too fast it could solve childhood obesity
>>80704908
Babysitter, and dog-walking, rolled into 1 job.
>>80704588
I guess you could ice it....
My brother has had arthritis all over since he was young....
Maybe....we could start a kickstarter to cure Arthritis?
Instead of people paying for stuff they don't need, they could be giving to cure a disease? Does stuff like that already exist? I'll make an app for it.
>>80704908
That is actualy good idea for buisness, gotta tell my wife.
