Well it's CIA approved
So no
lel he talked about it on his show on Friday
I's not /pol/ approved because it fucking crashes all the time.
>>80675278
>he's an adult playing a game made for kids
pathetic
I'm not an autistic 12 year old so no
>>80675278
why the fuck are grown men playing with poekemons? I grew out of that shit in the 5th grade.
Yes, I play. Since the game was first mentioned a year ago I was excited because it actually makes you go out and do something.
I find the gyms unfair, though.
>>80676011
>he hasn't had fun in years
shut up and try it you fucking cunt, if you played the games as a kid its pretty similar, but if they dont deveop a battle feature pretty soon i'm gonna get bored with it
All these steps into virtual reality are objectively anti-human. It is an attempt to blur the lines between reality and controlled-fantasy. It is dangerous to the mind. Avoid it.
>>80676011
It's his son, Chase.
>>80676298
Well you can play pokemon go and stink all you want, but i rather work and fuck and go out drinking with friends
>Playing the electronic jew
Video games are degenerate.
It's only /pol/ approved if i can catch all the koffings and release them at the holocaust memorial museum
>>80676298
I downloaded the app the day it came out, i'm only level 6 with 33 pokemon, and people defending gyms are already 15+.
What the fuck
>>80676298
>>80676568
Was meant for >>80676293
>>80676568
forreal, but soon i will get powerful and nigger every single gym in my vicinity
>>80675278
Only if youre on team instinct
>>80676568
I think they should have gyms based on your own level. Unfair as shit for people who have no fucking lives to play all day and get great Pokemon when I can barely find time.
>>80676568
Does this shit have in-game purchases? Can I drop like 500 dollars on the most advanced pokemons and cuck the shit out off all the little children and basement dwellers in my neighborhood without any effort?
>>80676344
Nobody cares faggot.
I'm gonna have omnipotent futanari monsters wake me up every morning.
>>80676767
You can buy "special eggs", but no idea what the fuck are in them- so probably.
>>80675278
Yes. Its killing niggers too stupid to look in front of them apparently
>>80675278
>you have to actually leave your house
>being social really helps
>no pay 2 win
>have to do walks for better pokemon
this thing was designed to be as anti-pol as ever. No neckbeard can survive this lol
>>80675704
Doctor Pablo...
>>80676684
One of these days anon, one of these days
>>80676730
Yeah, it's unfair as fuck, especially if you chose the minority team in your area and now all the gyms are being defended by 3 people at a time twice your level.
>>80676767
I wish, you can't buy pokemans, just items like incense and pokeballs and shit
>>80676011
>Kids are actually playing outside again
>>80676789
The last time I had fun with Pokemon was Soul Silver my senior year of high school. It was kind of like what's happening now with GO, but it was a good game at least, and the pokewalker was a neat gimmick.
GO is gonna get dropped hard in a month because it has no substance and only the most dedicated of spergs will keep playing it.
>>80677247
This is why they'll have to make more features to keep it fresh and fun.
>>80677247
>tfw summer ends and all of the kids go back to school so I can go complete autismo
>>80677140
>the VR jew
WE HAVE TO GO BACK
>>80677084
Doctor Pablo I'm border patrol. Uhh you don't get to bring your entire extended family.
>>80676448
>implying you cant do both
Stop being an uppity bitch and try it you vegemite suppository using cuck
>>80676568
>>80676684
You should see the guys on /v/ and /vp/. Some of them have level 1000s already and shit.
>>80677747
Yeah, i've been in a few of those threads. I don't know how people are levelling up so fast. I know the higher your level, the more rare and new pokemon should appear, but I can walk 5km and only run into zubats.
Went to the park earlier and found a lot of new ones, so maybe public places are less sparse than neighborhoods, idk
I preferred playing Ingress in the early days because it genuinely made me paranoid, like I was a spy. Pokémon GO is just a reskinned, normie-friendly version of Ingress. This probably isn't even /vp/ approved.
>>80678074
lucky egg + 2 lured stops plus incense
if servers arent shit, you can get about 3 levels and 10k dust off of it and the pokemon that spawn
Ash i'm CIA
(((Levin)))
>>80676298
shut the fuck up
>>80678306
I forgot all about the lured stops, but I use incense like it's going out of style. Gotta get me a lucky egg too, thanks anon
>>80676344
including the Internet and 4chan.
you think it's something to come, you're in it now.
>>80675704
>>80677140
