What does /pol/ use to legally defend his home when w firearm isn't an option?
I just bought pic related for some sense of security in my new apartment. In Louisiana it seems I'm pretty safe legally if I use this thing if forced to defend myself from an intruder.
>>80669278
I have to buy something like that... Took a conceal carry class this week and learned if someone is stealing shit from my car and yard... I can't shoot or confront them with a gun.
Right now, I have a nailbat, an Axe, and a Sledge hammer, and a Baton.
I guess I would use Baton first and have my conceal handgun strapped, in case it escalated to threaten my life.
A firearm, because I'm not a degenerate scumbag numale
tactical spoon
spear is the best
cold steel boar spear will do
>>80669278
Another firearm.
I refuse to live in a Demoshit state that gives more rights to criminals than citizens, and neither should you.
>>80669278
claymores. only correct answer.
Don't have a pic, but it's a small crowbar, it only needs one hand, so I can also use something else, i.e. knife, glass mugs, aluminum baseball bat, moms sewing needles
>>80669278
I keep a sharpened crowbar by my bed.
Why not go at him like a feral dog?
If you have set of keys stick them in your hand and make em count
>>80669278
I have a baseball bat in my car. Lawyer friend said to put a glove and ball in as well. Easier to prove I didn't intend to use the bat as a weapon by keeping it my car with other sports equipment.
>>80670218
It's pretty much this, it's only like 1 ft long and weights like 5lbs, but it's solid metal
>>80669278
>home defense
>when firearms aren't an option
Get new options. Make firearms an option.
>>80670397
Shitttt forgot pic
I use peaceful words to tell them to calmly walk away <3
>>80669278
When a firearm isn't an option?
Pic related. Don't have to be close, and disables anyone with a direct hit so long as they aren't wearing real baggy clothing or something thick.
If i can't take them down from a distance, a nail bat. Either guaranteed death with a hit against the head or bleeding out by the time cops get there.
If that fails, machette. after that, concealed knife.
>tfw i purposefully have a long puddle in the yard to tase someone in if they come on the property
>>80670369
Modern life in the city is full of hidden dangers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8wxwqtRgSk
An assault knife. Banned in 18 european nations and Turkey.
(It's just a black switchblade.)
>>80670391
Get a tire club you dingus.
Buck 110
Why don't you get a pup
>>80669278
you are in Louisiana. why is a firearm not an option? unless you are a felon, that is.....
I have a couple of knives. The ones I have are sharp as hell, not to mention they can be thrown if I need to.
>>80669278
You might find that a bit unwieldy in the small confines of an apartment.
A field hockey stick cut like so and wrapped at the end would serve better. Also you don't want your wood bat to miss a swing, hit the door-frame once and fucking shatter at the handle.
Even an oldschool aluminium softball bat would be way better.
It's good to see some "improvise adapt and overcome" mentality. Personally I'd use a haunch of meat like a frozen lamb leg, can thaw it and eat the evidence.
>>80670817
Forgot pic
>>80670691
Not him, but I did my time and I paid my debt to society. I need to defend my home too.
>>80669278
>What does /pol/ use to legally defend his home when his firearm isn't an option?
Another firearm.
>>80669841
Youll never get any poon if you dont bin that spoon!!!
>>80669278
>not using a katana
>>80670850
Have you ever touched frozen food for longer than 5 seconds? Your fingers get really fucking cold and it hurts. Just get a steel pipe, cut it to size and put it under your bed.
Do you guys not have at least one gun for every level of your home?
>>80669278
>Live in Louisiana
>Wants to defend himself
>Guns aren't an option
You're either a felon or an idiot.
>>80670784
>throwing a knife
This isn't the circus or a Korean imagebook, if you throw a knife at your intruder guess what? If he wasn't armed before he is now! Better to get in close with a knife than attempt to throw it and only disarm yourself if you miss.
>>80669278
What, are you some kind of fagot?
>>80669647
>Sledge hammer
Slow the fuck down Thor, it will be awkward to explain to a jury why they are looking at a photo of an exploded head.
>>80669940
New York or California?
>>80669278
See
>>80670999
Is obeying an arbitrary law more important than your life?
>>80669811
>Not killing your worst enemy with an axe
George Washington might be rolling in his grave
>>80669278
My wife! The bitch is crazy
>>80669278
Faggot you can kill someone if they enter your home illegally in LA
>>80670850
Why not just rip his arm off and beat him to death with it! That way when the cops come theyll rule it as a suicide
I have a battleaxe and a short sword that my parents bought me back when I was 12 or so. They're pieces of shit that were made in Pakistan, but they would fuck someone up if I hit them with it.
>>80671219
If you are good with throwing a knife, you can get the vital parts(brain, neck, heart, etc.) thus taking down the intruder.
>>80671319
>implying you would land anything worse than a glancing blow before being stabbed to death
>>80670953
That's a shaleighleigh yee be describin' mick.
But seriously it's a great weapon for self defense, easy to manipulate and will knock someone out without much effort.
>>80671200
I have 1 gun per room, 3 in the livingroom and 5 in my bedroom, is that not normal??
>>80670850
Who gives a shit about evidence? He's a home invader, no jury alive will convict you.
A hatchet to the face will get them niggers
NY here
I keep a hammer next to my bed and a baseball bat in the closet.
>>80671691
You can't have to many!
>>80671686
My dad has one of those. The tip is hard as fuck.
>>80671139
Insulate the handle of the frozen lamb leg with insulation tape. I'm sure a frozen, dense leg of lamb to the cranium is more effective than a hollow steel pipe that will probably bend.
>>80669278
I got lighters and snapple bottle molotovs all over the house. Front hall, by the bed, like half a dozen in each of the washrooms.
And a pick axe for if I feel pity on my victim.
>>80669278
> In Louisiana it seems I'm pretty safe legally
You guys don't have Castle Doctrine in Louisiana?
>>80671513
>hitting vital organs
>on a moving target
>in the dark
>coming right at you
Nigger there is a reason cops are taught to shoot center of mass and empty the clip, even with a gun it's hard as fuck to hit a vital point if you're aiming for it. And you think it's any easier throwing a knife? With amateur training? You're watching too much anime, all you would do in that situation is alert the intruder to where you are, disarm yourself, and worst case you have now armed a previously unarmed robber.
Can one of these be used in self defense like that one scene in Casino, where they shocked a cheater?
>>80670691
Two reasons:
A) money's tight so I'm not affording a firearm very soon
2. I'm really concerned about being responsible and don't want to own a gun before I do some training on how to operate it properly and make sure I learn the laws so I don't end up getting myself in trouble.
I absolutely intend on owning one eventually.
>>80671829
>thinks lighting a man on fire will not earn him at least a little bit of jail time, even if it is home defense
>>80672079
You going to mildly irritate the intruder into submission?
>>80669278
I have a firearm, but my machete is my second choice. I love it.
>>80669278
shotgun
and one claymore full of yummy candy
>>80669278
I use my firearm which is always an option.
>>80670549
>isables anyone with a direct hit so long as they aren't wearing real baggy clothing or something thick.
why have it when it wont work on feral nigger monkeys?
>>80669278
I have a shinken.
>not knowing how to make a firearms out of simple things you can buy at a hardware store
>>80671824
The center of gravity on those means it doesn't take much effort to knock someone out. Especially if the handle is flexible. My dad used to make some makeshift ones out of old useless large marbles and braided leather wrapped around some coiled vines we had growing in the back yard. They were great for getting rid of groundhogs.
>>80672074
>in the dark
>Not training yourself to see better in the dark
Come on man, its not that hard.
Hockey stick and sharpened moose antler
>>80671734
He lives in the UK. They don't have castle doctrine and if he attacks the criminal he will get in trouble and the home invader won't.
>not knowing how to make a firearm out of things you buy at the hardware store
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVhceWZiYPQ
>>80669278
>tfw poorfagging it
>>80672245
In the movie they say when they shocked someone they thought they had a heart attack. Then again, its a movie, albeit a good one. Can the voltage be turned up enough to stun into submission or are they harmless?
>>80672562
You're allowed to strike just once in the means that it's "self defence situations only" in the UK basically you're only allowed to attack a home invader if hes beat you to an inch of your life.
>>80672638
>those pvc nunchuks
>>80669278
>Not using a crowbar
IT's like you're asking for totalitarian Jew Breen to cuck your whole planet
>>80672547
Either
>never going outside during the day to keep your eyes from adjusting to the light
Or
>wearing an eyepatch all the time to keep one eye adjusted to the dark
Either way is degenerate. And you didn't say anything about them moving towards you, how are you going to get the guy in a vital organ if he handegg player charges you? (Head down, arms covering his head, slightly bent)
>>80672940
They look more like those long light bulb tubes
>>80669278
A stick and hot tea. Firearms aren't an option in Bongland unless you want the police to kick the shit out of you.
>>80672900
What on earth was the chain of events that led to such a ridiculous lack of consideration for normal people who don't want to be robbed, hurt, or killed by criminals?
>>80669278
Wife say you can't have a gat, huh? Bitch
Assault whistle
>>80672940
>>80673074
Yeah, they're PVC training chucks, just took the padding off
>>80672562
>>80672900
https://www.cps.gov.uk/publications/prosecution/householders.html
According to this it sounds like you'd have to tie up the intruder and torture him to death to be criminally liable
Is it bullshit?
>>80671691
There's never enough.
>>80672635
OK thats fucking cool.
>>80673074
How young or stupid are you that you don't know what fluorescent lights are called?
>>80673153
Why are all you gunfags jumping down my throat? Insecure and homosexual.
I just wasn't raised with them because I'm not a hurr durr redneck deerhunting motherfucker.
So, while I'm researching and looking into being trained to use a gun, saving for a good one, etc., I obviously should keep something around.
>>80673148
Nah he's talking shit. Law states "reasonable force" is allowed in self defence. As long as you can get the court to side with you, you can get away with beating the shit out of an intruder as long as you don't turn them into a vegetable. Would love to be able to just shoot some cunt if they tried to rob me though.
>>80673249
i want to see you try to use these
>>80673393
You can probably tie someone to a chair but only if it was a non lethal sort of control over the invader, but to torture someone in your own home wouldn't go in the defendants favour. The jury would see you as fucked up if you decided to torture someone to death. Even if they raped your wife and children, British people are forever cucked. Police consider sticks to be weapons.
>>80673540
Those aren't the only fluorescent lights you mong, the CFL "ice cream cone" bulbs are flourescent, and there are flourescent bulbs that look like incandescents. The description I used was perfectly fine.
>>80669278
tactical spear m8
>>80669278
>I have a small penis and need to compensate.
Why the fuck do you need to defend yourself?
Just call the police and let them deal with it.
>>80673881
I never knew I wanted that so badly
>>80673847
Well, it's not like i'm going to upload a video of me being an assberg.
Maybe one of these days
>>80674064
>Average police response time is 10 minutes
That's an eternity m8
>>80673864
its funny, you (the brits) used to keep the Irish unarmed, so they made shillelaghs...now you cuck yourselves and basically have the same option.
>>80674119
The autism levels are too damn high already with this weapon choice. You're gonna get raped by a 200 pound chimp
>>80673552
Because
>pussy
>>80669278
lol I did some work for a baseball/softball bat making company in MN a few months back
the only thing a carbon fiber baseball/softball bat will give intruders is an itchy rash
>>80674261
You lock the doors dumbass. Or hide
Or just give them what they want.
You racists will do anything to justify killing innocents.
just me who bought katana then
>>80673999
>>80674436
BIN THAT
>>80674294
That's what the assault dog is for
>>80669278
Probably my cold steel wakizashi.
But fortunately I own guns so..
>>80674422
>justify killing innocents.
this some horrible b8 Anon.
>>80674621
one ferocious mutt right dere senpai
>>80674422
What if they want to kill you and your loved ones cos the media has taught them to hate white people?
>>80669278
I've grabbed my 3 prong, 5' aluminum fishing spear a couple times when I was in the garage. Very light weight. Will go through a person easily.
>>80674265
The Irish have potato cannons.
>>80674422
I fucking hate the fact that when I open my mind to debate with someone who has an opposing viewpoint, they turn out to be fucking b8 99.9% of the time.
All it does is make people who actually want an intellectual discussion who are on the other side look like they're trolling even if they don't want to.
And people then continue to bitch when /pol/ acts the way they do. It's because the opposition is so stupid that they can't be discerned from trolls, so everyone gets the same fucking treatment.
Just fucking stop please.
>>80674768
Oh, I know. She's terrifying..
To squirrels and rabbits
>>80674683
cold steel is shit btw
paul chen all the way at that price range
>>80670850
I see you, Dahl.
![Hurling_Ball_and_Hurley[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tZmHv8E.jpg "Hurling_Ball_and_Hurley[1].jpg")
this desu, cept mine's not made out of wood.
>>80674909
:^)
>>80675060
I dont think so m8, Cold steel is better than Paul chen and Hanwei.
But currently I have a sword hand made for me in the Czech republic for only 500€.
I think Czech smiths are better than any poo in the loo made stuff.
>>80675060
I will laugh when the tang snaps off after swinging it one time.
>>80675060
No sword from a goth shop will last 1 blow. A chef knife would be sharper than that
>>80675304
>>80675338
cold steel is overbuilt heavy and unbalanced
its full tang t10 and will not snap unless seriously abused
heard good things about a few czech smiths would like a spadone made but importing swords to the uk is a nightmare
>>80669278
an assortment of knives. large kabar and puukko fixed blades. i keep on and around me most all the time a spyderco endura. its my daily carry knife. baseball bat by the front door. it stays hidden for the most part behind a shoe rack and coat hanger. small but scary hickory blackjack type of club i dont know where it came from. but i keep it by my bedside. wetterlings hatchet when dual wielding with puukko gives viking beserker 150% bonus damage. realistically though, if chimpout or something happens i do have a small arsenal. the best of said arsenal for combat/home defense is 12 guage pump shotgun (mossman), 5.56 carbine(keltec su16 until i can build a decent ar to fill that role), and soon to be .40cal pistol. sold my recent sidearm (.357 revolver) so i can get (soon) a glock 23. tons of buckshot and 5.56 stashed and will build up the glockammoly when i get it. otherwise i have a bunch of fudd guns. mostly inherited, gifted, or got for super cheap. durr and pest slayers mostly, but could be employed if need be.
>>80671513
Lol what an autistic katana fag
>>80675655
>>80675338
>>80675060
Cold steel is not the best and overpriced, but I was never disappointed with one of there products, especially the knives are well made.
Swords are so/so and heavily overprized but still cheapter and of a better quallity than the competitors.
even the 30€ Cold steel machetes take a lot of abuse, I worked with one of them in the garden for 1 1/2 year now , slaying bush after bush and never had to resharpen it yet.
>>80675655
its not from a goth shop its a £800 sword and is sharp as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWz8HAdlXhU
>>80676007
Yes they are overbuilt but they dont braeak, and since I am not a trained swordfighter it doesnt really make a difference for me, I just want to be safe and the blade to be sturdy.
Czech smiths are awesome because they can make good quality stuff for reasonable prices, I would pay like 4 times the money if that sword was made in Germany by a blacksmith. Maybe even more.
this is also an awesome sword
>pic related
>>80669278
>What does /pol/ use to legally defend his home when w firearm isn't an option?
The sword of the spirit.
>>80669278
A baseball bat should be top on the list, a lojng handled ball peen hammer or a big mag light with some grip tape on it are also good choices
Unfortunately that piece of tactical lumber is illegal here in California, unless accompanied by baseballs.
>>80676561
Take an axe instead, as easy to handle and will still do reasonable damage if it hits soft tissue.
Look for a 25 Inch medium sized beard axe for use inside the house.
>>80676192
usefull for use i suppose just not a fan of cold steel
usa make some good knives though
got a blackjack tac ops 8 for my dad when he broke his old kabar and its pretty bombproof
>>80670397
I thought you were talking about my cock.
>>80676487
do germans really need to buy swords for self defense because there are no guns?
the fuck is wrong with you. just buy an illegal gun
>>80676466
£800?!? They saw you coming m8
You can buy a handgun or a sawn off from a chav for less than that.
>>80676719
A nice blunt weapon is better, if someone doesn't seem like too much of a threat some people will hesitate to burry an axe in their skull when they might not to give good solid blows to non lethal areas
>>80676487
that's very nice
>>80676831
looks nice, even though I only use knives that big with a hilt, or better a D guard, for me being prone to cut myself.
Its a curse, especially with serrated blades I cut myself everytime.
Fortunately I am accidentproof when it comes to my firearms lol
Just because someone breaks into your home, that doesn't give you the right to shoot/hurt them. When someone threatens you its best to appease them/ give them what you have. Risking your life is not worth material goods. This is why women don't usually fight off date rapists. Better to let them have what they want and be alive.
>>80677112
you never let a home invader live. it counts as legal proof they weren't a mortal threat, and they can testify, as well as sue.
also blunt weapons take surpisingly long to kill. have you seen vids of people being BURNED ALIVE OR SHOT. sometimes it still takes ten minutes or more. to main with abaseball bat will take so much physical effort you will land yourself in jail. I wish I was kidding.
Bought a Zweihänder. Perfect melee weapon. I could cleave my enemies in two with one blow.
>>80669278
Machete, slingshot, and occasionally, flammable liquid and lighter
>>80677065
I own almost 20 guns legally, the problem is you need a reasonable cause for owning guns: only collector, hunter, or sportshooter are reckognized as reasonable causes.
And of course you cant carry them (besided hunting).
But if you happen to own guns you may use them in self defense.
It is a fucked up system that got introduced in the mid 70's, before that there was no registration or "reasonable cause" bs whatsoever.
I just can tell you, for that I myself lived in the US and enjoyed your freedom, NEVER EVER give up your guns, never let the media and gun grabbers make you weak, and never register them.
>>80677112
Nah, only hit if your life is in danger, if it is endager hit the attackers head with a lethal weapon.
> pic related
also kind of "blunt"
>>80677597
I would love to see you trying to use this thing indoors lmao
>>80677078
wouldn't look as nice on my wall display
plus not a poorfag so £800 is meh
tryed to get gf to agree to me spending car money on a antique jap sword as an investment
she had non of it
>>80677532
>Found the sociopath.
Keep an eye out for this guy at the next social justice demonstration
Protip: look up
>>80677698
>I own almost 20 guns legally
Are you a hunter? And how many of those are bolt actions?
>>80677803
I gotta big foyer and living room. Enough room to swing at an invader. Besides, a good jab would work just as well.
>>80677514
a euro used that argument against me once in a hostel (I am american but am asian) and I countered with the race card.
I said, so you're telling me, as a white man, that I have to let my tiny asian wife be raped repeatedly to fulfill your guilt aboutblack criminals? YOU can afford to live in a good neighborhood. I can't. by telling me I can't defend myself, you're making the poor vulnerable to crime that YOU created to oppress our asian bodies
america means multiculturalism. I solve violence the chinese way, if you do't like that, you're racist. fuck off.
I know that can't work for everyone, but fuck, I'm just trying to brainstorm.
>>80677514
So whats the point of getting ur own home if you cant shoot/stab someone in it dummy?
Father stole it from his dad to beat the neighbor boy picking on him when he was little. Gave to me when I moved into my first apartment.
I also have a tire iron in my car for changing tires but I dunno, maybe I could weaponize it if I really had to.
>>80678013
Hunter and sport shooter
4 of them are bolt actions,
Why?
>>80677927
it would be sacrelidge to use that expensive sword on someone who's home value is less than the weapon you hit them with.
When I walk around the city. Shit works, bopped some nigger trying to rob me on a bus in the Bronx, made his nose even flatter
>>80677263
gotta admit cut myself quite a few times over the years nothing too nasty though just get the glue out
>>80677514
>Just because someone breaks into your home, that doesn't give you the right to shoot/hurt them
actually over here it does give you the right to kill them
>>80678404
I was just curious about how you got so many guns. Hunters can own as many semi-auto rifles as they want, right?
>>80671829
You gonna burn your house down nigga
>>80672481
How Sway
Anyone seen The Raid 2?
>>80678461
It mostly happens when I am on the hunt, so I rubbed ballistol on the wounds, it actually is anti septic lol
>>80678654
Yes, as every German that is older than 21, not a criminal and not foreignt and not known to be severly mentally ill should be able to.
Most of my semi autos are also what Americans would consider SBR's
Any fellow aussies know where I can get a decent metal baseball bat?
Target, kmart etc only sell padded child sized ones.
I call my baseball bat the Redeemer after unreal tournament. It kills everybody in the room, including myself.
I'm sure if I splatter someone's brains around my apartment I'm going to jail.
>>80674422
>t.Dashawn Tyreese Davis
>>80678828
Hope you're okay with getting very, very close to the intruder. Also Raid 2 was awesome.
>>80678434
would have gone in a secure glass display case
wont even let anyone touch my £800 quid one which is a poor copy
>>80677698
>only hit if your life is in danger
See, pussy, that's what I'm talking about, people aren't made of glass, there are times when you need to hit them but not kill them, hence blunt weapons.
If you need to get some piece of shit moving flashing a bright ass light in his eyes before dusting his pants off with a 4D mag light will do the trick
since im a jew i use shuriken made of foreskin to defend my home
>>80678460
What? Do you throw them in his face?
>>80679224
No, this will get you sued. You can handle your beating-people-in-your-house policy as you wish, but dont call me a pussy for reminding you off the common consensus that it is better to kill the attacker than to damage him and be sued afterwards.
>>80679297
>not having a blade in your beanie like that James Bond henchman
a hurley
>>80669278
http://casiberia.com/img/prod/sh2447_1.jpg
one 'o deez
>>80678007
sociopathy isn't psychopathy
sociopathy is not giving afuck about the OPINIONS and FEELINGS of another. but it's not the aversion to harm.
I just don't give a fuck what you think. I don't want to kill, but if someone threatens me, theyre dead.
>>80669278
Does Louisiana not allow guns or something? Get a hipoint if you're that broke. If he has friends (he will) you're going to get that shoved up your ass after you fail to knock him down.
>>80679490
If someone is attacking you, you won't get sued for defending yourself, not every defense situation needs to end in death and if you expect to have to use lethal force you should use a gun
>>80678460
Do you just clench your fist around it and punch?
My dad's been harping on me for a while to get a gun, and I probably will once I move to Texas in a couple of months, but for now, I've got one of those mini baseball bats in my car. It's small enough to fit in my belt loop, and it's probably good for a couple of swings.
>>80671319
>Thor
>exploded head
genuine kek
>>80679754
The problem is that there will be a possibility that the actual attacker will lie and depending on where you live and what kind of person your state attorney is you might get sued.
The best solution of course is to hold the attack at gun point and force him to lay down till LE arrives
>>80678398
very few home invaders invade without a firearm. I think it's less than 20%. if someone is breaking into your house and you don't have a gun and some sort of defensible position which gives cover and breaks line of sight, you should really just run
>>80669647
step one, move out of whatever liberal hellhole you live in.
step two, use a gun.
OR
>Officer, he ran at me and look like he was reaching for a gun
>>80679953
>>80679479
Old dago trick. Reinforce it with tape and use it as an inverse brass knuckle.
The tighter your hand is in a punch the less damage to your hand. A roll of anything or even a piece of clay or a battery in your hand allows you to grip more tightly than just using your hand alone.
But on second thought using a mini mag light would probably be just as good and less suspicious
>>80674081
They're at academy for $40
>God I love being a burger
>>80679724
Hipoint, huh? I'll have to ask someone I know about this.
Like I said earlier though, I'm also concerned about the legal ramifications of shooting someone whether or not it's in self-defense. I need to look into it.
I'm scared about that bat in the ass now though.
>>80679224
blinding an intruder and then shooting him is actually covered inthe assault weapons bills passed by congress and various state legislators. if you blind someone with a bright light before shooting them in self defense, it's a felony and you will go to prison.
lel
>>80679754
you are destroying civilization. fuck off
>>80680063
i would get one just in case in texas because there is castle doctrine here
if anyone does decide to break into your house they will probably be armed because of it
>>80673881
>tactical spear
I fuking want it
>>80680119
I agree. However you have to be 21 to own a gun in my state and the last thing I need is to gun down Jayvon with an illegal firearm. All in due time friend-divo.
>>80669278
A firearm is ALWAYS an option. LEGAL OR NOT YOU WILL BE ALIVE AFTER A HOME INVASION and thats all that matters
>>80680515
that is very nearly the most cucked post in this thread
>>80679953
That's the idea
Some people use a lighter which makes your fist flex less but doesn't add the weight like nickels or quarters
A rock or a padlock in a bandana make a good easy to carry weapon that's dangerous amnd cheap enough to be disposable. Illegal too but if the components are separate and you aren't doing anything then there is nothing they could do to you. A lock on the end of a chain was popular when wallet chains were more common, we called them smilies
>>80680399
Don't get a Hipoint. Just go to a gun shop and get something used.
>>80669647
If you approach the dude and he doesnt run away it has automatically escalated. If there are no witnesses murder the dude. Your word against his and he vant talk anymore
>>80669841
Underrated
>>80672164
dude, you can get a high-point for like 150 bucks. are you so poor you cannot spend 150 bucks?
>>80680623
>he doesnt want a tactical spear
you my friend are the cuck
>>80680577
blood vessels are a social construct and you should re-educate trayvyius of his societal bias, no matter the cost
>>80680098
If they are on your property your word is going to be much more believable than theirs
>>80669278
> tfw metal baseball bats (along with every other conceivable weapon) are illegal in your country
Feels bad man. I just use a metal pole with tape on one end, and I have some sort of pepper spray my dad got given to use on dogs when he was working in the local council. The good thing is that the criminals have the same sort of weapons, unlike USA for example.
>>80680641
sap gloves are a good option in some states where they're legal. look inocuous, you don't have to reach into a pocket to arm yourself, they're already on, etc.
>>80671319
>>80680646
Seriously this.
Some beat to shit gun is better than a brand new hi point.
There are verified accounts of brand new guns blowing apart from the FIRST round being fired in them.
>>80680790
eventually we won't need guns either, because the chinese will have advanced biological weaponry to the point where anyone above a melanin threshold dies of sars.
moving backwards in time is kind adumb
>>80681068
My common sense and not retarded IQ told me to be suspicious of that possibility.
>>80680906
Don't bikers still shoot each other and build Luty machine guns in their garages?
>>80669278
>when a firearm isn't an option?
I don't understand the question
>>80669278
Number one deterent to unlawful home entry:
>dogs
Preferably a breed with a loud/aggressive bark.
Get it trained if you can afford it.
Shepherd breeds are excellent at keeping shitty people away, but most full sized dogs will do as long as they aren't overtly friendly to strangers.
>locks
Lock your fucking doors.
Get decent locks.
You can get a cross bar and install it very easily, or make it yourself.
Or if you're a super cheap fuck, you can try this:
https://www.amazon.com/Master-Lock-265DCCSEN-Dual-Function-Security/dp/B0002YUX8I
$20 bucks
If you have a sliding exterior door that doesn't have bars or tempered glass, you're wrong.
But if it is the case, make sure you have a board or 2inch dowel cut to length to make it impossible to pry open, so their only choice is to come through the glass. A lot of people don't have those kind of balls, even if they might kill you in your sleep otherwise.
>fence your yard, have a gate, lock the gate
If you own and you're not a cheap prick, do yourself a favor.
>bars on the windows
If you own your home, bar any easily accessible windows.
Make sure to plan escape routes in case of a fire.
You can buy a security ladder that lowers quickly from upper windows fairly cheap, my grandmother has one, so do I, google it.
>don't invite shitty/stupid people to your home
Remember, if you know someone who does fucked up things to other people, assault, robbery, burglary, cheating people, stealing things, vandalism, then you must blame yourself when they do it to you. Don't keep shitty company.
>don't antagonize your neighbors or people who can easily find you for no fucking reason
If you're a trouble maker, you reap what you sow.
>get a gun
Unless there's a reason you cannot have/own/buy a gun as a competent adult, you should have one.
You should get your CCW and seek additional training.
You can find all sorts of training videos online.
Better yet, seek actual professional training from well respected instructors.
>>80674984
do you have sex with her?
>>80672164
I walked into a range on Saturday and asked to rent a handgun without ever touching one. Walked out as a gun owner.
Watch a 10 minute YouTube video to inform yourself and spend 15 minutes at a range.
Dudes were total pros. Comped me the rental, rounds, ect and gave me 50 rounds on the house plus 2 hours free raffle time.
>>80680906
you really have o excuse not to have a machete or axe
(light) blunt weapons don't disable. you basically need to break a bone in order to disable a man hopped up on adrenaline.
you basically need to kill him with a machete, or find an axe heavy enough to break a bone. old war hammers and maces worked on a similar principle. you break a bone and they generally go down, but no modern blunt weapon is heavy enough to do that
>>80681239
Lel yeah. There's still a few guns around from when we could carry for self defense prior to 1996, and there's still a few imported from overseas illegally. But most of those are in the hands of the bikies who usually keep to themselves. I've never seen a gun that wasn't a legally owned rifle/shotgun or a pistol on the hip of a cop.
>>80680891
You forgot that I live in Cuckland.
>>80681582
A tomahawk would be alright, but machetes are terrible for self defense mate, I'd be better off using a kitchen knife.
>>80681758
you guys need to use one of the new blockchain funding technologies to pool millions of dollars for bikies who go out and kill muslims and africans.
if you aren't aware how it works, it basically puts up the money anonymously but is only subtracted once certain conditions are met.
you can literally, among tens of thousands of people, fund hits.
PLEASE do this
>>80681467
Great post. Thanks.
I know pretty much all of that from being raised well. But, unfortunately the apartment building I just moved into houses a bunch of college-fags and even though we have gates and doors with codes on them, the fuckers leave the gates open all the time for god knows what reason.
It pisses me off and I'm going to bring it to the attention of the owners soon.
>>80671128
>when I do have a literal fucking Katana in my house
>>80671829
What are you a sonic the hedgehog villain?
You dont need to destroy your house man
>>80681915
you can sharpen a machete
if he charges you, you don't really want an axe. an axe is just better than a club. if he charges you you might not have neough time to swing, and then he'll stab you to death.
within 15 feet, there's a 40% chance an attacker can stab a defender with his gn drawn before a single shot can be fired. you don't wnat an axe in this situation.
a machete can stab, which is the quickest and most lethal wound, and it has distance on a knife
an analysis of atacks in gun-free countries found that attacks carried out with knives had the highest death rates, wiht longer knives having higher kill counts. people that tended to use long h andled weapons didn't get very far.
>>80669278
My Grandpa picked up this bad boy in WWII.
>>80669278
bb gun
>>80682363
an umbrella handle with a butter knife attachment?
>>80669278
>2016
>following laws that say you have to defend yourself a certain way.
>>80680399
https://www.cheaperthandirt.com/category/firearms/handguns.do?c=118970.118971&pp=30&sortby=priceAscend&sortType=1
You can buy a gun for less than $150 if you look around.
Guns hold their value and you can get most of your money back, or even make more through personal sale. Just don't sell it to anyone who might be a piece of shit.
>>80680906
aluminum bats are illegal in Australia?
what other kind of sporting equipment is banned?
do you guys ban butter knives too?
>>80681985
You can put those security poles against an inside door as well.
If you have roommates, you can still secure your door with one making it very difficult to kick and at the very least, giving you time to prepare. But unless someone has a very deep desire to murder you upon entry, it's likely not an issue.
>>80682363
That looks fucking awesome, where did he find it?
>>80669278
This
>>80681985
Also, you should direct these type of questions to /k/ and don't forget to use a search engine for your thoughts, even if they're not entirely clear. A little persistence can lead you to all sorts of good stuff.
>>80669278
>>>/k/ is thataway
look! weapons all over /k/!
squirrels!
look!
L@@K~ /k/
>>80673847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLvnssXT8cQ
>>80682939
Either he picked it up off a dead body or he traded for it with some Pacific Islander. He is a senile old man now so I'm not sure which one is true.
>>80669278
Man's best friend.
>>80671513
Silly ninjafag
>>80669278
A firearm with a bayonet.
>>80673249
Frig off Napoleon
>>80669278
A shotgun loaded with 00 buckshot
>>80683571
This might be the most autistic video on the entire internet.
>>80672638
>Nunchuks
Are those made out of poly pipe?
>>80677927
What's it like being a cuck and a weeb?
>>80679008
Rebel Spurts.
>>80669278
>legally defend his home
It's like gramps always said: you shoot a nigger on the front porch make sure you drag him inside the house
>>80683938
>>80673249
>>80669278
I carry a pistol, and keep both a rifle and a shotgun ready at home. Why the fuck would I want to use anything else when I don't know the potential threat levelike and want to ensure the dafety and security of myself and my family?
>>80669278
i know it's kinda bulky but get a crossbow. you can get some damaging arrows and with all that force the intruder won't know wtf hit him.
![therionarms_c1306a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zvPbJyY.jpg "therionarms_c1306a[1].jpg")
I own one of these.
>>80678828
unless you've had years of training, a knife that can't stab/thrust is retarded af
>>80669278
A hammer is a superior melee weapon. https://youtu.be/-cFltwMhEtY
>>80673881
From where can they be purchased?
>>80669278
for plausible deniability (and because I am a hipster and love to use my camera) I carry a retractable camera stand, makes for a nice baton
>>80669278
stones nigga
not even joking
>>80669278
I agree with you, OP.
Bats are nice because they're easy to swing and they never run out of ammo.
Mine's metal, though
>>80669647
And then (>>80671319), Anon learned how gay and not cool it was to actually use a sledge hammer for home defense.
>>80669278
>mfw all these Anons only think about the physical aspects of defense and not mental.
It is well know in the Black Community that the average Black Man is aggressively homophobic - enough to the point they will flee any
potential homophobic encounter. Thus, I use a literal dildo bat.
