>A MUSICAL ANALYSIS OF THE TUNE DAVID CAMERON SANG OUTSIDE DOWNING STREET
http://www.classicfm.com/discover/music-theory/david-cameron-musical-analysis/#JOD7burZLE4KoShX.97
>DAVID CAMERON: NEW PRIME MINISTER BY WEDNESDAY EVENING
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-07-11/david-cameron-says-u-k-to-have-new-prime-minister-by-wednesday
>LABOUR CALLS FOR SNAP ELECTION
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/labour-does-not-want-summer-leadership-battle-a3293046.html
>THERESA MAY TO BECOME PRIME MINISTER AFTER ANDREA LEADSOM BACKS OUT
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/11/theresa-may-launches-conservative-leadership-bid-as-andrea-leads/
>NIGE DISCUSSES KEK AND MEME MAGIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAkwv5PNapY [Embed]
>NIGEL FARAGE: MAY'S SO COLD SHE MIGHT BE ALABASTER
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-3682601/NIGEL-FARAGE-Theresa-s-cold-alabaster.html
>TALKS BETWEEN LABOUR AND TORY BLAIRITES ABOUT FORMING THEIR OWN PARTY
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/10/talks-about-forming-new-pro-eu-centrist-party-reported-at-westmi/
>ANGELA EAGLE: "C-CORBYN STOP!!! THAT'S IT, I W-WARNED YOU, NOW YOU'RE GOING TO FEEL THE WRATH OF THE BLAIRITES"
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36756975
>UKIP IS FINISHED - PAUL NUTTALL DROPS OUT OF THE LEADERSHIP RACE, NIGGER OR WOMAN SET TO REPLACE HIM AND "RID THE PARTY OF RACISTS, SEXISTS AND HOMOPHOBES"
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3682752/Who-ll-end-Cult-Nigel-m-woman-UKIP-s-best-known-female-politician-says-party-shed-chauvinist-image.html
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36756379
>LIB DEM MEMBERSHIP 'SURGES' AFTER BUMBLASTED REMAINERS FLOCK TO THEM IN DROVES
http://leftfootforward.org/2016/07/lib-dems-hit-their-highest-membership-in-a-decade-why-are-thousands-signing-up/
>THE CHILCOTT REPORT - THE MAIN POINTS
http://www.thenational.ae/world/europe/chilcott-report---the-main-points
>>80657791
>Redcoat: the thread
>>80657791
7th for Italy telling the rEU to go fuck itself
>>80657791
>http://www.classicfm.com/discover/music-theory/david-cameron-musical-analysis/#JOD7burZLE4KoShX.97
>written in bass cleff
Absolutely disgusting.
Are you fucking special? You make the thread early and you can't even do it properly. Sage this faggot.
>>80658196
What is this?
shit OP desu senpai
why do people get so autistic about the OP? looks pretty much the same as the last one and it's not like anyone cares about those links that we've all already seen at this point.
Is Theresa May our girl?
>>80658390
Italian banks gonna topple soon. Followed by Deutsche bank.
So Deutsche bank has proposed a Greece-style bailout plan.
>>80658786
why is she so grey
>>80658854
And we will have to bail them out before we're out the EU, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5QwKEwo4Bc
>>80658687
no title m80
>>80658875
/x/-tan is just like that.
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
>>80659039
You arent in the Eurozone, it's not your problem. I dont think you had to pay for the greeks either.
But if DB goes down, so does half your financial market. DB has an exposure of 64 trillion. It is over leveraged about 40x. It will drag almost every bank in Europe (whether EU or no) with it.
Is America the least comfy nation?
>>80659248
Ah right I'm a bit of a dip then. Good luck in the collapse lad
>>80659315
Rural America is definitely comfy. Lots of based white people and forests to go hunting in.
>>80657791
REMINDER
Corbyn is to be supported so far as he continues to destroy Labour and keep the left in political deadlock.
Corbyn IS NOT an alternative to May, May is shitty but it's bearable for now. This, however, is the best outcome for UKIP as far as the state of the other parties go.
tfw BASED HEIR TO ARE NIGE NUTTALL DROPPED OUT
Where the fuck do we go with leadership now? Wolfe? Evans? Arnott looks like an actual potato, Evans can get a better public image than Wolfe but she's a Tory tier cuck.
What is brit/pol/'s favored outcome for the UKIP leadership race?
Anyone interested in economics:
Watch "free to choose" by Milton friedman
It's all on youtube
>>80659039
We're exempt from future eurozone bailouts after they fucked it up the last time, but in practice we'll probably be dragged into it because this is going to be the biggest financial disaster since the great depression.
But since RBS and Barclays are probably going to need their own bailouts as a consequence of exposure to derivatives - the UK may not be able to help with Italy if the exchequer is paying attention.
>>80659582
UKIP is dead. It's a party without a purpose.
>>80659744
It's purpose now is to make Britain as strong as possible so that it can maintain its independence.
>>80659624
Based tax haven dishing out financial knowledge
Really makes you think...
>>80659744
Don't you even try it, I'm watching you!
>>80659582
Woolfe seems like the best of a bad bunch. Evans is suspended from the party so thankfully can't run.
>>80659744
Implying the public don't want a party which is economically left-wing but anti-immgration.
>>80659624
We should audit the fed desu
>>80659808
When they come out with a direction and reasonable Manifesto maybe I will take notice but at the moment, they have nothing to offer.
>>80660035
Are you saying a party that is socialist, but also nationalist?
>>80660139
Literally the perfect form of government. Sucks that we can't actually use the term 'national socialist' anymore.
>>80659823
I've put everything I own into commodities and single malt scotch. Just getting comfy and waiting for the fireworks.
>>80660053
If the general public knew what goes on in the financial industry these days we'd have a day of the rope. It's at the point now where risks are taken on the assumption that the taxpayer will cover your losses. I don't even work in investment banking, I can't handle the immorality or it all.
>>80660139
It's almost like this specific combination of political beliefs is destined to lead humanity.
>>80660139
You mean like... Social Nationalism?
The irony is that UKIP should now be dead and buried once article 50 is triggered whereas in reality there are millions of British people pissed off by mainstream politics, pissed off with their shitty lives, and pissed off that no one will take them seriously on immigration so they'll vote for the only party who offers and anti-immigrant sentiment whether that's now-useless UKIP or otherwise.
If Banks makes his new right wing party a more professional and trusted brand than UKIP it could absolutely mop up.
>>80660306
That's just grim, they're digging their own graves though eh
>>80660577
>another splinter party
for fuck's sake, why is the British right-wing so incompetent
>>80660335
Hail victory!
>>80659943
I like Woolfe but he doesn't come across passionately enough. He's a perfect number two. Whoever replaces Nige won't live up to his standards so they may as well try a whole new angle altogether.
>>80660139
I think people want a welfare system, not workers owning the means of production.
>>80660733
I think if the new party was established he'd get shot of UKIP. He wouldn't want his own parties competing against each other.
>>80659590
>tfw got all interested in Sowell and now all I see is people saying he's a meme and a bad introduction
>tfw this happens with every single subject
how the fuck do you just get a good solid overview of anything
>>80660139
because you own all labor and can take as much as you like, for whatever resson?
but it's not theft
although we'll send people round if you decide not to pay, because you are free
>>80660530
Hmm... Not too memorable in my opinion. We need a shortened version of the name. The Soni party?
>>80660733
UKIP ended up getting flooded full of centrists and libertarians. They've got candidates who are for open borders now. It seems every party just gravitates towards the center. Old comrade Corbyn seems to be the only principled man in Westminster at the moment, ignoring the odd Tory backbencher like Mogg.
I think it's just the political reality of this country. They think you can't win a majority without appeasing the other side.
>>80661440
I think FPTP is partially to blame.
>>80660733
We need a new right wing party in the UK. Something like the old BUF, which was completely against racism, so that the liberals can't cry and bash us all day. Can't call it a fascist party though. What about the British Union Party?
>>80661049
Greg Mankiw principles of economics.
It's long but readable
Sowell is a meme but Milton friedman is good ( if a bit libertarian)
Stay away from the Austrians aside from Joseph Schumpeter
If you want a short introduction get Tim Harford's " the undercover economist"
>>80661440
UKIP always had a libertarian wing but that's pretty much dead now ever since they started going after northern Labour seats.
Red UKIP is shit.
>>80661637
No one like Facism anymore nerd
>>80661440
FPTP is definitely behind a lot of bullshit in British Politics atm. The voting boundaries in Scotland, for example, allowed the SNP to win basically every seat with about 50% of the vote in the General election, whereas UKIP, which should have gotten a few dozen seats, got one seat. It's pathetic.
>>80661259
You can't ever be free unless you're a barbarian
>>80661634
The situation on the continent is pretty much worse, though.
>>80661843
Hahaha keep believing that
Cameron's legacy: Coalition. Bloody Sunday apology; Spending and Strategic Defence reviews (budget cuts to public services resulting in anti-austerity movement); 2010 student protests; Military intervention in Libya (Operation Ellamy); Alternative Vote (AV) referendum; Welfare Reform Act; Health and Social Care Act; 2011 riots; European Fiscal Compact veto; London 2012 Summer Olympics; Belfast City Hall flag protests; Same-sex marriage legalised; creation of the National Crime Agency; Woolwich attack; Referendum on Scottish independence; Privatisation of the Royal Mail; Westminster paedophile dossier; Military intervention against ISIL in Iraq and in Syria (Operation Shader); Unexpected General Election win; European migrant crisis; announced resignation following the "Leave" vote in the 2016 referendum on EU membership.
>>80661843
Which is why you don't call it a fascist party. The BUF did have some very good nationalist policies, it's worth reading about.
>>80661915
He's probably going to be remembered as one of the worse leaders. Let's hope May is more like Thatcher than Cameron.
>>80662035
Thatcher was not a good leader. She put the economy before the English people.
>>80661844
FPTP is the next step towards uncucking this fucking country. Luckily a lot of Labour types are willing to give over their power to the system because they're too weak to look after their own in group's (The Labour Party itself) interests as usual. See Chuka Umbongo on the Daily Politics the other day for one.
>>80657791
>Labour calls for an election
The dumbest thing they could do right now. UKIP will steal even more votes from Labour this time. Have they ever learned?
>>80662190
She did what needed to be done.
>>80662190
Who hasn't?
>>80662250
I have no idea what you're talking about.
>>80662190
Thatcher did what was necessary to the English people in order to get them bringing actual money into the country again.
Don't fall for either end of the spectrum's memes about her, she was an average PM. Her quality of leadership should be the default the British people expect.
>>80662190
Maybe not "good", but certainly a strong leader.
Cameron has been a caretaker, much like Obama.
May wants to be "strong" but I cannot help but feel she is dangerous and misguided.
>>80662190
The trade unions put themselves before the British people. Heard of the 3 day week? Winter of discontent?
>>80662382
First past the post
>>80661915
>Military intervention against ISIL in Iraq and in Syria (Operation Shader
And losing the parliamentary vote to go to war against Assad based on 'questionable evidence'
from the Ghouta Chemical Weapons Attack,evidence of which Porter Down still hasn't produced. (it was the rebels that the West was supporting)
Although he did get his war in the end.
>>80662584
They pretty much sealed the fate of the British car industry it was a damn shame
>>80661634
>>80661844
I actually agree with Hitchens' argument for FPTP in that it creates a strong government and a strong opposition. But at the same time the current situation is just fucking hopeless. We've got two entrenched parties who do not even remotely represent their voter bases. 2/3 of Tory voters want out of the EU, yet 70% of Tory MPs want in. Labour's equivalent dilemma is self evident.
With PR we end up with endless coalitions along with a list of new problems. Remember how Cameron got to weasel out of manifesto promises with the Lib Dem coalition, like holding the EU referendum in 2010?
I don't know what can be done about it. I like having a strong government and a strong opposition, but I don't like how the MPs never seem to actually represent what the people want.
20 minutes into coup and chill and she gives you this look
>>80662599
I know what FPTP is, but I cannot discern what he's trying to say.
>>80662659
They best system is what we have now, but MPs are chose by instant-runoff.
>>80661028
Comfy chimpout stream if you're bored
>>80662918
Perfect
>>80662719
Probably a poorly worded post about how we should get rid of FPTP
>>80662983
Nothing better than watching nogs and white cucks get arrested for a pointless cause
>>80662382
>First past the post voting system is stopping the public from voting in parties they actually want
>Getting rid of it will give the fringe which we support better chances better chances
>Luckily it may not be so difficult to implement proportional representation because plenty of the Labour Party MPs support it
>This is because they are cucking to the point their own party's interests aren't safe
>I say this because FPTP is the only thing keeping Labour together as a political movement, it's always been a "broad church" just waiting to splinter into other groups as it has done before with the SDP split
Clear for you?
Brits i have been looking at statistics seems like white births are starting to rise a bit due to rising fertility rate and more eu and ocenian immigration and muslim births stabilsing and also in the current year white school children in london started to rise a little bit.
>>80663190
Hope youre not pulling my leg lad
BBC news lads, fuck me they've got a literal ayy on.
>>80663561
Ayy Rmao
who got update trade deals?
Are you laughing?
>>80663561
>>80663561
https://youtu.be/7CIgBnTBRAs
>>80662882
> MPs are chose by instant-runoff.
What do you mean? At the moment the public has little control over MP selection. The party does it and most people vote for the party rather than the actual local candidate.
The problem is, if you look at a single party, you've got candidates of vastly differing political views in the same party. Sometimes they differ so much you can't even tell them apart from the other side, and these centrists always end up on the front benches.
I just don't see how this can be corrected.
>>80663190
>>80663491
Probably Poles and other assorted Eastern Europ... Fuck.
So I don't understand, why Nigel step down from UKIP? What's his game plan?
>>80664055
>What is his game plan?
To live a happy life.
>>80663491
White births should be around 77% and increasing due to more white people are migrating for work and most indians migrate because of education. And it seems like the chinese population will dubble in the near future. I expect the white population will not dip below 80% in the near future unless a blairite comes in power. And also your immigrants are better intergrated than germanys,france and my country
Pic related: don't worry about the indian and paki rise is bs. Because of 2015 only aroud 15000 pakis came to the uk and most indians are in the uk to study. The carribean total feetility rate is on decline so expect them to actually decreese. And well the african one might be the problem
so no updated trade map?
>>80663634
>>80663846
>>8066403
>tfw yerrow dick-a too small
Any good books on the coalition?
>>80664039
I meant we have exactly the same system as we do now, but you number the candidates in order of preference instead of picking one. This removes the need for tactical voting, so gives minor parties more of a chance. Here's a video explaining it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y3jE3B8HsE
>>80664609
AV is just as shit as FPTP, but with extra counting time
>>80664769
They should just give us multiple votes
>>80664769
Helps avoid tactical voting
>>80664490
>could have had a qt grandma PM who enjoys showing off her legs
>don't give her
wtf i hate this country now
>>80665083
Is glorious Nippon interested in a trade agreement with England?
back of the trade line, my ass, we can move you right up to the front britian. lets have a drink.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWINtUCshxY
>>80665244
Tbh she was never leadership material.
>>80665083
You on holiday right now, m8?
>>80662666
those teeth make me ashamed to be a brit
>>80665083
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/688412/UK-firms-trade-boost-rapidly-developing-African-nations-Brexit
>Prime Minister May
It's come so soon lads, I haven't had time to adjust.
I think we may have memed too far in a few places.
>>80663634
kek'd
>>80665428
Wish it'd been Gove instead of her.
>>80665428
Well neither is Theresa May, at least Leadsom is cute.
>>80665279
better clip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E84VqqCPI7w
lol
>>80665083
Based Ghana.
Pretty surprised Brazil would want anything to do with us considering how protectionist they are, but go figure.
>>80665663
May is competent. Leadsom dropped out because people were mean to her on Twitter.
>>80661915
Has the National Crime Agency actually done anything?
I hope Leadsom is at least in the cabinet.
>>80665275
Japan is highly protectionist. They don't give out FTAs easily so I'd be surprised if they were the first to line up.
>>80665431
No I work in finance.
>>80665479
This map is just official offers, but I fully expect us to take advantage of African agriculture now that we're free of the EU's common agricultural policy.
>>80666128
She can be Secretary of State for Postnatal Affairs.
>May wants "social reform"
h-has she elaborated on what that entails?
Whatever you think of Owen Jones, he is right on this one.
>>80662666
You're a real devil, Satan.
>>80666499
Does it matter whether immigrants or globalists are worse? They're both awful.
>>80662666
That has a twin sister, just let that sink in.
>>80666499
>false dichotomy fallacy
>being right
Australia/10
>>80666832
Are they both dykes?
https://twitter.com/conor_mcnally/status/752468677950337024/video/1
Angela Eagle everyone.
>>80666906
They only care about the precious and raw fish and despise filthy fat Corbyns. As we speak she's planting crumbs on John McDonnell's cloak.
>>80666906
The other one isn't, but I don't think she's married. So at least they've been removed from the genepool.
What's your list /pol/? Here's mine
Based List
Jeremy Corbyn
Peter Hitchens
Christopher Hitchens
Noam Chomsky
George Galloway
Nigel Farage
Jacob Rees-Mogg
Switzerland
John Bercow
Andrew Neil
Boris Johnson
Russell Brand
Ed Miliband
Thatcher
Enemies List
Tony Blair (Extra Naughty)
David Cameron
George Osborne
Alistar Campbell
George Bush
>>80666992
Top kek, I swear the tories planned Leadsom's withdrawal to overshadow this
>>80666898
It is not a false dichotomy, it is an absolute dichotomy. The two are completely different.
>>80667245
>Corbyn
>based
Why do autists keep taking this meme seriously?
>>80666499
They both cause their own problems. It's an indisputable fact that immigration hurts the poor and helps the rich - the bankers are an entirely different problem.
> The greatest wage effects are found for low-waged workers. Dustmann et al (2013) find that each 1% increase in the share of migrants in the UK-born working age population leads to a 0.6% decline in the wages of the 5% lowest paid workers and to an increase in the wages of higher paid workers. Similarly, another study focusing on wage effects at the occupational level during 1992 and 2006, found that, in the unskilled and semi-skilled service sector, a 1% rise in the share of migrants reduced average wages in that occupation by 0.5% (Nickell and Salaheen 2008).
http://www.migrationobservatory.ox.ac.uk/briefings/labour-market-effects-immigration
There is no reason to import these people other than for the benefit of the rich or for the arbitrary sake of diversity. I'm a fucking middle class traditional tory working in the financial sector, and I seem to give more of a shit about the country's working class than the likes of Owen Jones because he cares more about appearing virtuous than practicing actual virtue.
>>80667245
>Corbyn
>C Hitchens
>Galloway
>Chomsky
>>80667245
I assume this is a joke but Andrew Neil needs to go up one and just about everyone else in Switzerland needs to go down one.
>>80667549
It's two in the morning and you're still posting that stupid picture.
>>80667296
Not an argument
>>80667408
>>80667589
As you can see I'm a very conflicted lefty
>>80667713
It is absolutely an argument.
>>80664490
>>80667808
Can I have a source on China and the USA wanting trade deals with us?
>>80667724
I honestly think many people in brit/pol/ are, we all worship the NHS. But Corbyn, Skinner and McDonnell are the only true Marxists in Labour now that care about class and not that SJW bullshit that's infected the New Left. Everyone else in Labour needs to leave.
>>80666832
Maria Eagle is a fucking munter
>>80667245
What's wrong with Gideon?
>Corbyn above thatcher
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toYTWpRX_gk
;_;7
>>80667957
Agreed on labour
The impression I usually get here is most people are pretty right wing, with the occasional comrade corbyn supporter.
I can't stand SJWs and the sort on reddit are too dyed in the wool liberal, pro-eu numptys.
>>80667957
I'm leftist in some ways, but those are still some shit choices. A paki lover? An anarchist? An atheist?
>>80668037
Gideons 100% interchangeable with cameron
Can't name a single thing that sets them apart
Unlike most lefties I can at least recognize thatchers done some good for the country, but at a cost
>>80667957
>we all worship the NHS
Going off the horror stories over the years from my local hospital i'd rather go private aka BUPA > NHS.
What ya drinking lads?
Got a mug of PG Tips here.
>>80667940
I can't find the corresponding article because I'm drunk, but this was confirmed in the FT.
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/687490/Britain-negotiate-trade-deals-China-Brexit
The US congress has already introduced a motion to negotiate a FTA with Britain. Keep in mind that a FTA with the United States alone is worth more to Britain than access to the EU's single market.
https://heatst.com/uk/us-uk-trade-bill-in-congress-just-one-week-after-brexit-vote/
Just put call me dave and the cameron delusion on the old Kindle
>>80667793
I'd be tempted to get my gang to wear masks, and start vandalizing those signs.
Fucking 1984 level shit when your govt. is talking down to you with signs like that.
>>80668044
>>80668533
Blame underfunding.
>>80668321
All three are atheist, none of them are anarchists, some may be syndicalists but not anarchists.
>Hory shib, Corbyn married a non-English person, burn him.
>>80668561
OD's on the booze this weekend, slowly working back to solids.
>>80658786
No, but it could be worse. She'll take us out of the EU. Might keep free movement which would piss a lot of people off. Doesn't matter tho. We're crashing this union.
We actually did it lads, still can't believe it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFmOg2mEl6Q
>>80668658
TV licence isn't even government, it's CAPITA a private company
>>80668824
I was talking about Galloway, but Corbyn's an utter cuckold too.
>>80668533
It's being run on a shoestring blame Osborne like Spiderman always does.
>>80668271
Liberals in the American sense of the word are scum, we would call them reformists. More concerned with carving a small chunk out of the economy for the working class than seriously challenging globalisation and monopolies.
>>80668896
That's fucking great.
>>80668896
I'd die a happy man if I could go out on a bender with Jacob Rees-Mogg.
I sometimes wonder if the left and right could set aside their differences to take on the centrist establishment - and win, the world would be a better place.
Then we could get back to fighting eachother again
>>80668939
M8 he's a player, he's been through more women than herpes and usually cheats on them (unfortunately with Dianna Abbott). Nothing to be proud of but he certainly isn't a cuck. He cheated on his wife with a black woman... he's the anti-cuck.
>>80668720
had a cyst on one of my balls, the Saffer doing the scan wanted me dead, the Dr likely to perform the operation of removal should it get bigger asked if my wymen licked my balls.
Lads is anyone else completely and totally friendless?
Literally the only human contact I have is a chatroom full of questionably sane yanks
Help
>>80658250
D-sharp instead of E-flat.
Threw up in my mouth a bit.
>>80669351
you're never alone on /pol/ friend
>>80669272
Metaphorical cuck.
>>80669562
Tbh if it wasn't for /pol/ I probably would've lost the plot by now
>>80669632
Satan sexts, impressive.
>>80669351
right here lad
>>80669351
>late night /r9k brit /pol autism.
Why don't you shag a escort m8? go for the ones that do 'disabled' client and tell her/him you can't speak?
>>80669782
I think you might have that the wrong way around. /pol/ has probably contributed to it.
>>80669351
Could you join a club? Volunteer for something? Go to church even?
>>80669351
Stop being a NEET, find a hobby and go meet people who like the same shit you do. It's easy to befriend other men. I'm on an island full of niggers, lawyers and billionaires and even they make good friends. Strangely I prefer the niggers to the billionaires.
>trust in politicians at an all time low
>Referendum was biggest anti-establishment vote in history
>Blairites try to remove elected leader and use rule technicalities to keep him off the ballot in a stitch up against their own members
What the actual fuck are these retards thinking? Do they think this won't piss off people further?
Here's today's bit of mockery, EU Citizens:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA C U C K S
It's late... 3pm on a weekday late. So how is everyone here? You can't all be on the 'rock & roll' (dole) can you? I'm a student I work when I please.
>>80670090
The Labour party is mostly made up of women, shitskins, and general cucks. Of course they're retarded.
>>80669351
Get a job? Try to engage more fully in whatever social interactions you do have so you're prepared for new ones.
>>80670194
Summer holidays lad.
>>80670194
I start my grad job in September, #NEETlife until then
>>80670194
NEET with no end in sight.
I have chores to do tomorrow before it rains though so I can't be too late tonight.
>>80670194
correction 3am, that shows how tired I am but can't turn away from the bants.
>>80670194
Baker, I have Tuesdays and Sundays off tho
>>80670194
Waiter, I've got the day off today & tomorrow.
>>80670610
Shit son, my old M8 used to be a baker. He got up at 4am every day. Don't work at Gregg's do you?
>>80670841
No, sainsburys, still have the 4am wake up though, or a bit later if I have my shower the night before
>>80670194
student enjoying a well deserved summer break before masters degree.
>>80660035
That's what Labour should be desu
>>80671327
Well enjoy it, MA/MRES have three semesters.
>>80671414
Labour is fucked. There are essential three parties rolled into one.
>Turbo-leftist, communist students
>Metropolitan, middle class PC Blairites
>White, poor working class
>>80666499
The whole expenses thing hasn't really damaged the British people or the economy in any significant way. Sure from a moral perspective it's wrong, but I don't think that's what he's saying here
>>80660035
This is what they should be.
> Labour stands for a managed economy
> commoditisation of labour means people are part of that economy
> don't believe in a managed policy on the movement of people
It's a fallacy.
Eddie's lift in Leeds
Britain making a comeback in all areas!
>>80670143
I love you tbqh
>>80672087
>>80672087
This guy at 14. Good lord.
>>80672087
Definitely mirin hard.
>>80672813
fucking hell i'm jelly
>be non ironic national socialist
>post on brit/pol/
>tfw may arrests anyone right of UKIP
What do, lads?
>>80674079
Get a non-meme ideology
>>80674156
>If you love our country you are national, and if you love our people you are a socialist.
Morning, lads. I'm late to the party but at this point it's pretty much confirmed that Leadsom will lead New Ukip, right?
>>80668896
i am disappoint, that's just him drinking one beer on repeat....
>>80675037
lmao
>May becomes PM
>An actual Mass deportation of 'refugees' happens
What would your reaction be?
>>80676202
waking up
Theresa May is gonna ban your waifu
>>80675757
It's the best thing to happen, honestly. Now is a good opportunity to transform from a quasi-pressure group into a full-fledged political party. Just ditch the Poundland logo, pub banter image, change its name and acquire a reasonably big name former Tory and you get a formidable political force, without the stigma of muh far right boogeyman.
>>80677379
Would be nice but she's likely gonna get offered a cabinet position now, why would she ditch that to lead a party with a poor image and a uncertain future
>>80677505
>>80677379
One of two things is going to happen with UKIP, either article fifty is triggered and it dies overnight or article 50 isn't triggered, Nigel rejoins AGAIN and they get a massive supporter base from people who wanted to leave.
>>80670610
Bloody baker's bonuses
Plan to fix Britain:
>Become a Republic
>Rename ourselves the Commonwealth of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
>Our Head of State will be titled the Lord Protector
>10 year terms
>Head of the Curch of England
>Will appoint the Governments of each countries at will, decide Election Dates but have relatively less power elsewhere
>MMP system
>Large House of Commons, 10 MPs per million population (650 right now)
>Small House of Lords, 1 per million population (65 right now)
>HoL will have much more power than right now, can stand against the HoC
>Will be mostly elected, but will reserve positions for some very prominent people
>Keep peerages, but remove any Hereditary appointments
>They will serve as special advisers to the Houses
>Implement a written constitution, containing all of the generic stuff
>100% Parliamentary Democracy, absolutely NO plebiscite trash like referenda, and we cannot give up our sovereignty to intranational bodies like the EU
>National and Regional Governments and Parliaments for the entire nation and each constituent country
>No regional Party allowed in the National governments
>And no National Party allowed in the Regional governments
>Make secession illegal
>To strengthen ties between the nation, spread the separation of powers
>National Parliament (legislature) in London, England
>National Government (executive) in Edinburgh, Scotland
>National Courts (Judiciary) in Cardiff, Wales
>Place a focus on retaining British cultural heritage
>Important Church of England
>Small migration
>Nationalise only natural monopolies like railways and mines
>Economy of wellfare capitalism, so we don't go full socialism but our people don't die from hospital debt
(1/2)
>>80678400
>Plan to fix Britain:
>>Become a Republic
stopped reading there
>>80678400
t. Oliver Cromwell
>At every Parliament meeting, have the Politicians first sing the national anthem of their constituent countries national anthem, and then all together sing the entire countries national anthem (Probably something like Rule, Britannia
>Radical overhaul in foreign policy
>Shift away from the USA to pursue good relations with all countries
>Kick out their bases and troops from all British Territory
>Replace the American controlled Trident with a tiny nuclear force, and use the saved money on our conventional forces
>Intervene in no wars with sovereign states(no disastrous illegal wars like Iraq), but commit fully against non sovereign bodies(Troops against ISIS)
(2/2)
>>80679092
>>80678400
>ever supporting regionalism
Regionalism is for non countries like Belgium. There is no practical difference between a Scot and someone from Kent.
>>80678400
>>80679092
Anyone else have any suggestions or criticisms?
>>80678400
>(1/2)
Don't bother posting the rest.
>>80677893
10/10 made me kek
we are actually getting a 4% bonus in a few months
>>80679253
While I do despise regionalism, I think that we've already gone too far, and it would be to wrong to go back. But one positive of it would be strengthening both a British Culture, but the regional cultures.
>>80679307
2latefaget
>>80678400
>Plan to fix Britain:
>>Become a Republic
tripped at the first hurdle
>>80678400
>>Become a Republic
Never.
>>80678400
>commit fully against non sovereign bodies(Troops against ISIS)
>>80679092
>absolutely NO plebiscite trash like referenda,
Are you going for the coveted title of "best goy"?
>>80659315
nah, just burgerstanis on /pol/ make it seem that way.
>>80679587
How is this even possible?
>>80678400
Here's a better plan to fix Britain:
kick out all non-Whites
crush the Scottish rebels
make trade deals with the Anglosphere
>>80680058
Here's a better plan to fix Britain:
kick out all non-Whites
fund hillary clinton, the black panthers, the KKK and all kinds of other crazy insurgent groups to destroy america
make trade deals with the white commonwealth
>tfw you see a nonwhite international student
>>80679547
>>80679587
>Monarch cucks
DISGUSTING. Our only ever Republican leader single handedly accomplished the most out of all our leaders.
>>80679679
>Are you going for the coveted title of "best goy"?
Plebiscite systems are absolute shit. Mandatory voting in a Parliamentary system is objectively the best.
And what's wrong with destroying Mudslime ISIS?
>>80680058
>>80680058
Yes, that would be what would happen in a perfect world. I tried to keep my plan within what could possibly gappen
>>80680231
>Plebiscite systems are absolute shit.
Have you not been following the news recently? We just had a referendum and are all really happy about it.
>And what's wrong with destroying Mudslime ISIS?
It's another reason to go into a smelly brown desert filled with smelly brown people were we shouldn't be and get involved, pissing them off and giving (((politicians))) a reason to flood us with millions of uneducated, religiously fanatic refugees.
Please, delete your account.
>>80680231
>Mandatory voting in a Parliamentary system is objectively the best.
>Hello, do you know anything about politics?
>No..
>Well be sure to come vote anyway, or you're getting arrested
>But I don't know who to vote for?
>I'm sure your TV will tell you
>>80680231
Anti-monarchists should be killed.
>>80680231
>Mandatory voting in a Parliamentary system is objectively the best.
Read Moldbug.
Or Carlyle.
>>80657791
>Pro Remain celebrities included JK Rowling, David Radcliffe, and David Beckham
>Pro Leave celebrities included Michael Caine, John Cleese, and ROGER FUCKING DALTREY
How was the Brexit choice not way more in favor of Leave?
>>80680436
You're wrong about ISIS. Let me explain it simply.
Syrian government (Assad): Secular, no sharia law, good healthcare/education
Islamic State: Sharia law, stoning of women, basically Saudi Arabia
"Rebels": The Islamic state but with NATO funding and backing.
The sole reason NATO wants Syria to fall to Islamists is because the current government is a government ally. We need to bomb the "moderate" "rebels* and ISIS.
>>80677697
IF article 50 isn't triggered, it will be because Parliament voted it down. At that point a snap election is virtually guaranteed. There's no way Parliament can defy the democratic weight of the referendum without taking responsibility - it must be dissolved. In the general election that follows, Nigel will obviously be closely involved with Ukip, but the party will have to refashion itself a bit. While Ukip has proved capable of mobilising massive supporter base with the referendum, general elections tend to give the main parties a lot of institutional advantages. Hence the need to tag team with eurosceptic Tories who believe (rightly if article 50 isn't triggered) that May won't deliver.
Literally the only people who would be unhappy with Leadsom leading Ukip are contrarians on a certain cartoon website who'll have to find a new offbeat party to like.
>>80677505
IF article 50 isn't triggered.
>>80680436
I am very happy with the result of the referendum, but that doesn't mean I like them. They are SHIT. In my ideal Britain our removal from the EU would have come about through us electing a party that had leaving the EU as one of it's policies. But with our broken system I settle for the referendum rubbish.
>>80680478
Ofcourse there will be an abstention option. But at the very least lazy cunts will actually engage. If you want to be an apolitical edgelord fine.
>>80680627
>Defending state scroungers of the highest order
Tis a shame that Cromwell died at the age he did.
>>80680845
>>80680845
You're wrong about thinking I give a fuck what happens anywhere but England. Whatever goes down in some desert thousands of miles away is no concern of mine.
I'll start giving a shit if France gets invaded again.
Fuck off best goy. Back to plebbit.
>>80681106
All are nige has to do is run for election in any of the places Leave got over 70%.
>>80681333
Protip: You don't support Assad you're going to be seeing a lot more "refugees".
>>80681405
Sure, Nigel himself can squeeze into Parliament if he wants. But for more contested constituencies it would be a better idea for the party as a whole to have a less meme quality leader.
>>80682478
This is a meme country. Lads mags, page 3 and pints on the dash of a white van are pretty much our culture.
GOOD MORNING.
Are we ready boys?
>>80682933
FUNNY, ISN'T IT?
>>80683089
ja fraulein.
>>80683091
DO YOU BELIEVE IN KEEK AND MEME MAGIC?
