So if you didn't notice, half the adults on facebook are running around like a bunch of morons playing a new game called Pokemon Go.
The game uses a map interface similar to google maps. You walk around your real world holding your phone and to areas highlighted on the map using gps, then you point your camera at the area and it shows your video output on your screen with an augmented reality Pokemon there.
So the government is just placing the Pokemons where they need better imaging and all the idiots run out and save them tons of money.
Upon further inspection it wasn't even created by nintendo or gamefreak so Imma have to go with your theory senpai
It's a eugenics, pacification and stupification program
It's basically like marijuana
>>80645858
>Goybook
What did you expect?
>>80646222
get out of here fag
>>80646222
so it's a hallucinatory agent?
>>80645858
Whoa this post really made me think. Thanks for keeping me posted, OP
we just had this exact same thread you daft fuck.
If the givernment wants in on your phone, then they fucking get in, and turn on n off whatever they want.
if you didnt grow up a tech savvy tin foiler, then youre already snared in the botnet, idiot. you have a smartphone on you at all times.
Niantic is a subsidiary company of jewgle. Apparently they're no longer """""affiliated""""""
They're just getting 3d imagery of inside buildings. First roads, then buildings. Then human bodies. Cap this.
>>80646222
>a plant that predates human life
>a "program"
*tips memedora*
>>80646028
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keyhole,_Inc
>additional capital came from (...) the CIA's venture capital arm In-Q-Tel
>>80646324
Pokemon don't actually exist, anon
I just run around PRETENDING to play Pokemon Go while taking creep pictures of cute young girls.
>>80645858
but the memes
>>80645858
>mfw cucks, numales, nurdz:3, and beta fags are getting culturally enriched
>>80645858
Mate your data upload speeds are not fast enough to stream video. Also the government are not competent enough to build a viral game.
It might happen in the future, but for now it is a cool augmented reality game.
At least people are out getting exercise. It takes walking 3-6 miles to hatch eggs
>>80646028
Yeah it was hence why my shares jumped $55 per share. Video game release investments have never ever ever yielded me a loss.
>>80645858
I want to understand the psychology behind this because I thought this kind of stuff is reserved for autists. Why do normies like this shit?
>>80646994
It's not the Government. It's Google man. It's the Corporate Congress.
>>80647003
>It takes walking 3-6 miles
Woah boy, walking 3 miles!? That's almost enough exercise to burn off the calories 20oz Mountain Dew.
Walking is not fucking exercise. It's a mode of transportation. Exercise requires actual fucking work. No one ever lost weight or got in shape from walking like 5 miles a day. It takes a complete overhaul of mindset and lifestyle.
>>80647003
>exercise
>walking
I fucking love America.
>>80646596
>"""""affiliated""""""
What is this new meme I am seeing? Just post this normally you fags.
>>80646596
why would you screenshot that retards post?
All of his post was conjecture, and not new conjecture at that.
>>80645858
WHAT IS POKEMON???
http://www.infowars.com/pokemon-go-linked-to-cia/
http://www.theverge.com/2016/7/11/12150468/pokemon-go-privacy-full-account-access-permission
STAY WOKE
>>80647541
>implying it's not both working together
Ah the wonders of crony capitalism.
>>80646222
also 4chan
>>80647589
Look up the natty gains dude scooby
>>80645858
Is that why all the pokemon are spawning in my apartment?????? Is the government spying on me?
>>80647490
Same reason Pixar continues to rake in the dough and get praised.
"muh nostalgia"
>>80647739
Something everybody over the age of 14 knows about.
>>80645858
You dont need to point the camera at the area, or even use the camera. Stop being a tinfoil.
I pop it open when I walk my dog, its almost fun. I can see it being great for kids or early teens in getting out of the house and meeting others.
>>80646222
You mean dysgenics.
I almost got stabbed yesterday, definitely don't recommend this game
>>80647896
>implying
Hey I wonder if I can catch a Pokemon in the van I live out of?
Says the person on a japanese image board which was made for outcasts of society who jerk off to traps.
I don't have a problem with kids and teens playing it. Seems like an interesting concept for a game for them. But it's just sad to see late 20's early 30's aged adults walking around in public heads down staring at their phones looking for fucking weedles and shit.
This generation of perpetuated adolescence is disgusting.
The reason this wasn't released in the UK is because we already have CCTV everywhere
>>80645858
>Go outside to walk my dog
>was reading pokemon go threads earlier
>i dont live in city, thinking it wouldn't affect me
>lady is driving at 5 miles per hour with her phone
>pretty sure she is hatching an egg because i live on a road that is a dead end where there is no traffic
>guy pulls up and parks on the side of the road
>NO ONE ever is parked on the side of my road because of the rules of the housing complex where I live
>apparently there is a lure or something at the entrance to my complex, because so many people live in it
I swear i walk my dog all the time and never see a soul, its like living in a ghost town, but there are alot of people that live here, but seriously, already I am having to deal with people being in front of my house
>>80648211
For a second I thought it might have been good, but then after hearing there's no interaction (seeing that it isn't Nintendo really makes this make more sense) it's extremely bad
It's another anti-family, anti-society weapon aimed at the white middle class
>>80645858
pokemon go is gook owned.
the jews want you sitting on your ass not going outside and the gooks just made everyone do the exact opposite.
the jews fear the samurai.
>tfw no one has ever heard of the SENTIENT WORLD SIMULATION developed by the DOD to have a working realtime human simulation based on cellular movement patterns and social media. This is just locking in the data.
>>80645858
Get rid of this sliding. Jews are trying to distract you from the real issues in America with threads about a fucking video game.
>>80647589
Over the past year I've cut calories and walked an hour a day usually
I've lost about 25 pounds
So no, you're retarded
>>80648211
>it's just sad to see late 20's early 30's aged adults walking around in public heads down staring at their phones
You mean exactly like they have for the last 10 years?
I'm glad cyclists will kinda look where they are going now, instead of texting or tweeting.
>>80645858
>So if you didn't notice, half the adults on facebook are running around like a bunch of morons playing a new game called Pokemon Go
I just logged in and didn't see a single post about this in my feed.
>>80647632
I'm a postman. You try walking 5 hours every day. It's better exercise than most people do in the gym
>>80645858
>>80646609
>>80647745
I was already wondering why every major newspaper talks about this nonsense. Now they turn gamers into spies. We truly live in a crazy world.
>>80648751
How do you fit enough mail in your leprechaun pouch to walk for 5 hours?
>>80648933
IT'S MAGIC
Can't wait for the UK release.
>>80645858
>>80646596
>you're having fun!? this certainly cannot be allowed!
Go fuck yourself.
you are all dumb
you already own a cellphone from a major telecommunications provider MOST LIKELY
google already tracks traffic patterns real time with gps
>>80648933
5 hours is like 12 addresses in Ireland.
>>80648710
checking your messages on your phone from time to time is different from spending hours walking around looking at the world through a screen trying to find an imaginary video game character
though people who are that highly involved with twitter, snapchat, or other apps are just as childish
>>80649206
It's about taking pictures inside your own home.
>tfw /x/ and /pol/ have merged.
>>80649331
camera on the phone already
flashlight
selfies
snapchat
you're already fucked sorry lads
>>80649256
>people who are that highly involved with twitter, snapchat, or other apps are just as childish
I'd say that's 10% of adult pedestrians, 20% of adult cyclists and 95% of adults on public transport.
>>80649457
This is how deep the rabbit hole has become.
>>80649331
It's not beneficial to stay in your house and play. You find more mons by going out in public parks or areas with lots of landmarks.
>>80649458
Literally took my first smartphone picture last week.
And only because I didn't want to bring my DSLR to the beach where it could get stolen.
>>80649457
NSA is just a conspiracy theory, nothing to see here.
>>80645858
i feel like this game could be used for social manipulation as well
1:place legendary pokemon at event
2:lots of people show up who otherwise would not
3:use it to lie about event attendance to seem bigger
also leads people to lets say a hillary rally to hear how racist trump is
>>80646028
Also some of favorite quotes
"We may share aggregated information and non-identifying information with third parties for research and analysis, demographic profiling, and other similar purposes. This information will not include your (or your authorized child’s) PII."
"Information that we collect from our users, including PII, is considered to be a business asset"
"We may disclose any information about you (or your authorized child) that is in our possession or control to government or law enforcement officials or private parties"
>>80649331
what prevents google or apple from taking a picture with your phone at any time they want without you knowing it?
you can literally just cover your camera and still catch pokemen
>>80645858
Pokemon Go isn't doing anything new you illiterate fucking autists. Ingress has been doing what Pokemon is now doing for years.
>>80649965
Yeah you hit the nail right on the head there bud..
What's with all of the tinfoil hat shit in this thread. Don't get me wrong, I frequent this board, but this whole "muh Pokemon go conspiracy manipulating your minds and tracking you down" thing is cringeworthy. Get out and get some fucking fresh air.
>>80645858
Whats the problem with it?
>>80648462
Its gonna be funny seeing all the fat autists wadding around the park getting some sunshine and exercise.
They're going to put Metwo in the ghetto so whitey gets enriched
>>80649607
which is my point: "adults" are acting more and more childlike every year.
if you are over age 30 and spend multiple hours a day playing shitty mobile games be it pokemon go, candy crush saga, texas hold em poker, or whatever bullshit is popular at the time you should be euthanized.
>>80650608
>>80649965
doesn't work like that, retards
you can't just see where the pokemon is on the map unless you're like 30 meters away from it
>>80650452
JEWS FEAR THE SAMURAI
>>80646606
>Promoting a drug that pacifies you through a media campaign
>Not a program
>>80650726
thats even worse
white kids are going to have wander around.
pedophiles will prey
>>80649331
Just turn off the AR
It's shit anyway
>>80650193
>what prevents google or apple from taking a picture with your phone at any time they want without you knowing it?
I normally don't point my camera all around the house.
>>80650726
By placing pokemons along a specific way they can lure people to every place they want.
creepy
>>80646222
Yeah except marijuana is actually cool and makes people less autistic
Post yfw people will swallow the redpîl after getting beaten by nignogs while looking for pokemons
Pokemon is CIA funded
>>80651303
None of that is true you fucking druggie and I'll sympathise with you when you go mentally ill
>>80651535
>marijuana effects everyone the same
k britbong
>>80652283
>>russian roulette affects every player the same
>>80646324
>Marijuana
>hallucinations
>>80652524
Not the same
Can you say the same with beer or LSD?
>>80652711
Pretty much.
>>80650726
If you sign in using the Pokemon Trainer Club, you will get emails and notifications of upcoming events to capture legendaries.
>>80649965
How long until ISIS or BLM use it to spread a rumor and get people to show up to kill? There's already been reports of muggings at several pokestops.
>adults
They are all manchildren and womanchildren
>>80653027
t. anon who has never been drunk or on acid
>>80653142
>calling other people children
>spending your free time posting on an anonymous anime message board
>>80653027
the Internet is the most powerful drug in existence today
including 4chan
>>80652674
If it's high in THCV, or Tetrahydrocannibavarin, it can cause hallucinations.
>>80653142
They're worse than children.
They're becoming normies.
the have access to your emails if you use it to create an account
http://www.theverge.com/2016/7/11/12150468/pokemon-go-privacy-full-account-access-permission
>>80653252
people here are completely oblivious to how much 4chan is damaging their mind
they love to call everything else degenerate except their addiction of choice.
This site is just porn for conversation. Instant gratification with no effort, and desensitizes you to talking to too many people
![3e3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/H4TGPJ0.jpg "3e3[1].jpg")
sage means "to lower"
>>80653358
perfect example of 4chan brainwash
calling everyone else "normies" when you're actually WORSE than the average.
>>80653153
Alcohol is not the same as something like LSD or marijuana, but it is still pretty bad.
It can't be helped, but the other two can.
>>80646596
>Then human bodies
Facebook already did that senpai
>>80653504
> ID: faG
>>80646770
Hue hue heu
>>80648700
>Over the past year I've cut calories and walked an hour a day usually
It took you a whole fucking year to lose 25 lbs?? Are you fucking kidding me?? Op is a fucking fat ass that lacks motivation to do anything else but walk. You're nobody to give advice.
>>80645858
>>80645858
TOP KEK
When will they make an augmented reality game of this? Just strap on some goggles connected to 1/2 of a car battery on your chest/back and go at it in nature for a while, finding cool items, crafting dank weapons and armor you and your friends can see, and fight legit monsters, like when Vikings used to hunt mammoths.
>>80645858
> race war literally almost happens
> police getting murdered all the time
> nogs and sjw types are calling on death for all whites
Suddenly
> Pokemon go gets released
> everyone is going outside, socializing, getting exercise, basically full filling basic human needs and as a result are much more happier
Yea I'm pretty sure this game was released to prevent goyum from slaughtering each other, I don't care if whoever the fuck is looking for my phone camera, I can't see what they would gain from that seeing as how the average person isn't much of a threat...
So yea it's basically a giant meme that got released to prevent war and keep the population pacificed and the Jewish system running again.
>>80653503
If you can't handle the bantz, stay in the kitchen.
>>80653963
Forgot to add the picture for effect
>>80653723
You've the mentality of a teenager.
>>80653877
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>80645858
You are retarded if you think this game is played by mtn dew dorito gaaaaymers and that the target audience is kids. It's clearly meant for teens and college kids.
Competition drives it. I live on campus and EVERYONE is playing it because they want to beat their friends Pokemon count or gym. Little kids don't have that drive and they can't just go anywhere they want to catch everything, and many don't have smartphones.
Going out in a group at night to chase pokemon is fun as fuck and while it's true it forces you to look at your phone while working together, it's not any less social than staying home and drinking in the yard.
>pol wants to like it but they choose to hate it because they don't have friends to play with or live in bumfuck nowhere
>>80654026
>>80653980
this is what 4chan does
it keeps people thinking like kids and retards your language with "memes" which destroy normal thinking.
And it convinces you that 4chan is the last bastion of "freedom" so you're unaware that it's literally making you stupider and more addicted every minute you spend on it.
4chan itself is brainwashing.
>>80653488
ORE NO KINTAMA KISAMA NO KAO NI SAGATTEIRU ZO
>>80654048
pokemon Go player detected
>>80653877
pls be real
>>80654372
Moorish Caliphate detected
>>80654451
Probably have a 6 pokemon team of something like Gloom or Oddish.
>>80647490
https://www.uta.edu/huma/agger/fastcapitalism/10_1/bernardini10_1.html
Jews are trying to turn white adults into kids so they can rule them easier.
>>80651109
This
All this shilling.
GUYS, YOU'RE ONTO SOMETHING
>>80654811
Maybe? You'd have to emulate the GPS system somehow.
>>80654714
that's why they created 4chan.
do you never even once question that THIS SITE isn't part of the agenda?
So nintendo has absolutely nothing to do with this? Why are they not suing or something?
>>80654326
but its funny and addictive :^)
>>80645858
All the retards playing Pokemon Go deserve to be spied on. If they're over 12 and playing this shit they should be ashamed.
>>80654714
also, reminder that there was no such thing as a "teenager" before Jew marketing and public school. Marriage at 16 used to be acceptable, and even if not, people were treated as adults by then and worked jobs.
>>80645858
Sounds like a great way to have my phone run out of battery by midday.
>>80654962
Nintendo licensed it but didn't make it
At least kids are playing outside again. That shit hasn't happened since the late 90's.
>>80649247
Underrated banter
>>80654026
Weed affects people differently, from my experience been working high every day it doesn't affect my work ethic or my driving skills, am I still being stupefied by the ganja green?
>>80645858
Lol I'm using bluestacks and GPS hopping from NYC to the middle of nowhere.
The government can't get images of my room if I'm not using a camera.
Plus it's taped.
>>80645858
As if Ingress weren't retarded enough, now it's Kiddie Jap Shit Ingress.
Fuck off, Niantic, and fuck you, Google.
>can't even get ads that are targeted to me
>supposed to believe the govt wants to watch me sit on my ass all day
>>80654451
Go to local park, set up a lure at a pokéstop, watch as 30 weebs come running to your spot in 5 minutes, sell weed to the ones who look like they smoke
>>80646479
>turn on n off whatever they want.
Its easier to get the people to go exactly where you want them.
>>80651303
t. Riley Chetson Jnr
>>80649457
POWER OVERWELMING
>>80655299
As I said before, it's like saying russian roulette effects each player differently
Even worse is the abrupt and delayed nature of marijuana. It can literally just hit you later on in life.
>>80655786
like 4chan
people pride themselves on being "oldfags" but really that just means the effects their addiction is terminal and they're the worst victims.
>have off Mondays
>Usually go to the park and sit under a tree and ride a book
>All of the sudden kids everywhere, every single one of them glued to their phones walking aimlessly
>dont know about the new pokemon game
I was getting kind of nervous, usually the park is empty cause all the kids are inside or something.
>>80653443
4chan has molded me into a superior, enlightened being.
Praise Qek
>>80655786
>Even worse is the abrupt and delayed nature of marijuana. It can literally just hit you later on in life.
What do you mean by this
>>80655966
perfect example of the programming
enjoy voting for another controlled opposition candidate and letting Hillary win anyway because she was picked years ago
>>80645858
>/pol/ is upset that a harmless video game fad is getting young people outside for a few weeks before the next thing comes along
Protip: theyve already got all the cameras they need
>>80649247
Fairnmmmmmm abdhdmmmm true
>>80647589
You're a fucking retard.
Walking 5 miles a day will help you lose weight, millions of people can tell you.
That is a really plausible theory my matey
>>80655966
>Repeating digits
Praise Keek.
?
>>80656059
Fuck off tinfoil. You seem pretty dumb, you need to spend more time on 4chan. Learn proper punctuation before you criticize my ability to think independently. Or is grammar just another method of brain control? Oh, I'm such a sheep.
I like the theory, but it has several holes. Namely, your data would run out after a day or so and you can turn off the augmented reality portion.
>>80655996
Some people who take marijuana are fine for most of their life and then literally just go crazy at some point
>>80656156
There's so much shilling in this thread, that I fear, they're using this game for even worse things. /pol/ needs to do some research.
>>80656360
or not most of their life but years and even a decade or two
it's even worse the younger you take it
>>80656233
wait until the app is officially launched on googleplay and appstore here, right now only the hardcore weebs have it
but yes, especially with the lure system it should be very easy to change spots all the time and still be able to attract people everywhere you are in a big city like Paris
>look at those autists running around outside, meeting people, getting exercise playing a little game
>they should be inside shitposting on Japanese image boards all day about the extinction of white people, while masturbating to anime pics
~/pol
>>80655786
You can say that about alcohol and even coffee, what makes weed so different and how does it "hit" you?
>>80646222
Yea real geniuses like us get euphoric from the power of our own intellect.
>>80656454
>mfw not white, and have never even seen an anime
bite me, leafboy
>>80646222
You breathed too much of that bong, Bong.
>>80656365
Or maybe the game is just popular with guys that grew up playing pokemon and have enough time to post on a rhodesian rhinoplasty forum
>>80645858
Why are you concerned about privacy and still using Facebook?
There is literally nothing wrong with pokemon go
eat a fat cock OP
>>80655507
The Pokestops and Gyms are set up in already high traffic areas.
>>80656594
>not white
Stopped reading there.
>>80656711
white boy mad lol
>>80645858
Nigger the game gets full access to your google account
It can read all your emails
Send emails as you
See all your search history
Read all your Google documents
The fuck out of here with that "they use the Pokemon to improve imaging" shit
Look at your goddamn account permissions
LOL cucked by pikachu
>>80646596
lol imagine the kind of retard who thinks a massive company like google would risk it all for scans of your mundane house
>>80648211
>not having a childhood
feel free to end yourself now so the rest of us can enjoy life
You people cannot seriously be this fucking paranoid about a game. Everyday people upload millions of pictures on Facebook and Instagram. If anyone wanted your pictures they would rather be looking there and not at your Pokemon go shit. Don't be a pussy and go catch em all.
>>80657770
They already do. But Go gives them incentive to go where they haven't gone
>>80646596
>playing the mobile jew
Why does 4chan always think there is some conspiracy with every little thing?
>>80650569
It really isn't going to be funny though
>>80646222
>>80650636
Feel free to go fuck off if you think playing poker is childish.
>>80653794
Quit acting like an ass.
>>80650636
So mr. mature - what should people be doing on public transit?
>>80653970
>how the average person isn't much of a threat...
Neither was the average slav in 1917
>>80654326
Not trying to say you aren't wrong, but why are you here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9d960JGC28
>>80646596
>game that encourages going outside and exploring
>G-google's trying to scan the inside of your home!!
wtf that tears it i am now in #CruzControl
>>80658797
>like something out of a movie
I know this movie:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCfW6HFP5cI
the new WII sports for your phone
>>80645858
Agent 313 here filling in for Agent 31337, we had uh... slight accident and he um... isn't here with us any more.
NSA technology is only advanced enough to predict the future, not help you become a pokemon master.
Now if you want to talk national security, we can talk national security. But no we haven't bought any data generated by Pokemon Go.
>>80646222
THIS IS THE TRUTH
YOU WEED DUDES CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH
THIS CUNT >>80646301 CANT HANDLE THE FACT THAT NIGGER WEED MAKES YOU STUPID. YES CARL THE JEW SAGAN WAS STUPID. DEAL WITH IT FAGGOT.
This shit will get hyped for about 2 weeks then slowly die over the next year. Move along people, just another internet fad
>>80659680
my literal thoughts earlier today
>>80646770
Sounds much more entertaining and seems like an effective front if people ask.
>>80659102
listening to music and planning the race war
I saw two teen girls wandering around the bloc today searching for the Pokemon. I need to figure out a way to rape them
>>80654953
Chris works at Google now.
Google == Big Brother.
Coincidence?
Why are people so frightened by this?
If your life is so important that you have some classified super information on your google account, then I don't think you would use that account to play games on your phone with.
If a hacker got access to their servers, why would they want to specifically target and access YOUR google account among millions that has no value to them and that is most likely just full of Pokemon pictures.
Also, if you're playing a GPS based game, of course it will keep track of where you are.
Only reason why you wouldn't be ok with any of this is if you're some badass criminal on the run.
Keeping track of your locations is a plus for many reasons
>>80659875
Black bags.
Man it sure smells like summer in here
>>80646222
>the flag
>the id
>>80645858
It's a rip off of a game called ingress.
Shit game. So is this
>>80660047
t. jewgle
>>80646838
>what is OPSEC
>>80658797
But they aren't.
They're all on their phones individually.
There aren't even trainer battles.
>>80660215
>american druggie
You're not even a hipster
>/pol/ are so afraid of exercise that they'll concoct conspiracy theories to avoid doing it
I'm sure the reason you don't ride your bike any more is because of chemtrails.
>>80645858
I see people on my facebook by the hundreds going crazy over Pokemon Go.
It just doesn't make any sense to me. Seriously. What does your IQ have to be to think that this is the best, most entertaining way to spend your time? I just can't wrap my head around it.
Then again I'm here posting on a Sub-Saharan Africa mud hut building simulator so kek.
>knock knock
>Excuse me there may be some Pokemon in your home.
>I'd like to come in and look around if you don't mind.
>>80660380
>if you're not an indoctrinated goy you're a fatass
no sir, no
>>80660380
>/pol/ are so afraid of exercise that they'll concoct conspiracy theories to avoid doing it
kek
for real though this game is fucking stupid and you know it
>>80646028
made by google subsidiary Ninatic labs. they made ingress too but none of you fucks cared. Jesus Pol, did you retards come out of the wood work again?
>>80656412
>>80656360
>take marijuana
>take
>seeing all this normie """""love"""""" for Pokemon
Fuck you normies. I will SMASH anyone in a legit fight.
Cloyster, Scizor, Landorus T, Mawile, Shaymin, Xernias
ALL NORMIES MUST BOW
>>80658054
nice shop
>>80658054
>his wifes son
He shouldve captured the nigglet instead and sent him to willow to grind that lil nigga up into candy
>>80660902
yes, take marijuana
Pokemon Go players are degenerates. Playing Pokemon in the privacy of your home as a way to reflect on your childhood or whatever other reason is fine, but going outdoors for the sole purpose of catching digital monsters from your phone? These people should be shot.
>>80646596
I don't even use it at home, none of the monsters even care about this neighborhood. I have to go walk around the local mall and university to even get some bites.
>>80648211
maybe one day they'll move on to mature and intelligent hobbies like posting on /pol/
>>80661353
>Going outside is degeneracy!
>You should stay locked up in your mother's basement, just like me!
>>80648624
Link faggot, dont forget where you are
>>80661353
Spoken like a true amerifat.
Don't go outside, don't exercise, don't socialize.
>>80661567
No, going outside to play Pokemon Go is degeneracy.
>>80661353
Yeah, totally. Fuck all of those people getting out, walking around, seeing their city, and engaging in an activity that allows them to connect with random people that they would otherwise not have a reason to. Fucking degenerates. They should stay in their houses and play Pokemon.
>>80661567
Did people die over pokemon go in australia yet?
What with all your hostile wildlife.
>>80660047
t. NSA
>>80661039
>Landorus T, Mawile, Shaymin, Xernias
What the fuck are these. Pokemon became dogshit after gold and silver.
>>80645858
My wife and I played this for a few days now. We have taken long walks in the park with our dog for 3 days in a row.
Yeah the game is sure bad for you.
>>80661745
Australia already have real pokemon
>>80645858
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Niantic,_Inc.
"While adding more support for the growth of the company, this investment enabled Niantic to bring in strategic industry pioneers including the addition of Gilman Louie to its board."
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilman_Louie
Born 1960 (age 55–56)
Occupation: Venture capitalist, former video game designer
Known for: Founding Spectrum Holobyte, In-Q-Tel
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In-Q-Tel
"In-Q-Tel’s mission is to identify and invest in companies developing cutting-edge technologies that serve United States national security interests. Origins of the corporation can be traced to Dr. Ruth A. David, who headed the Central Intelligence Agency Directorate of Science & Technology in the 1990s and promoted the importance of rapidly advancing information technology for the CIA."
Spoopy.
>>80648031
>Fin
>Almost got stabbed
Like Pottery
>>80645858
Won't people just wait for an area that receives traffic from this and mug people going to take pictures? I know if I was black that I would do so.
>>80661712
>>80661661
Do you honestly believe that a decent social culture should not shame adults for venturing outdoors to catch digital monsters? This has absolutely nothing to do with going outdoors. Get off of my /pol/, you braindead nu-male cunts. You have to go back.
>>80653443
This is a board of peace, tolerance, and understanding, and I will listen to you defame it based on the actions of a few.
I for one know that this place has made me a better, more well adjusted, person.
>>80661961
Nah, you're retarded. The gameplay is chesslike, so having infinite pieces to choose from is great.
They should make 1000 new pokemon.
I haven't enjoyed the singleplayer gameplay since the originals, im not a kid anymore. I battle.
>>80661353
Concert attendees are degenerates. Listening to music in the privacy of your home as a way to reflect on your teenage years or whatever other reason is fine, but going outdoors for the sole purpose of listening to music from a huge speaker? These people should be shot.
>>80657770
Yeah they have those already now they want pictures of stuff you don't want to upload.
>>80661796
Hit!
You've sunk my battleship.
>>80662303
>im not a kid anymore. I battle.
wew lad. Tell me more stories about how mature you are
>>80658799
fuck off 7 card stard or GTFO
>>80662404
Yes, concerts tend to be degenerate.
>>80662258
Dude, it's just a fad, and it's a fad that actually seems to be getting people out and socializing instead of spending 5 hours watching Netflix. Not everything in life has to be about ORDNUNG and ARBEIT.
>>80662303
>chesslike
Youre deluded if you think its chesslike
It's another retarded gimmick. I deleted it after a few minutes.
I really do have fond memories of Pokemon, though. I miss the 8-bit music and trading Pokemon with my friends during recess. It was so fun to have those cables and play together.
>>80662606
It's a deception. If you're going out and socializing because a game that revolves around catching digital monsters forces you to, well that's a problem.
>>80662606
>Not everything in life has to be about ORDNUNG
spotted the JIDF
/vp/oreon here, this thread is the biggest kek I've ever had in my life
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>>80645858
But guys is it worse if I play this new shitty fad that gets me outside, or still crave wow for no other reason than I'm weak willed with the games concept and am pretty well addicted ? Please butt rape me with your opinion but seriously which is worse to play.
>>80662563
Haha, I deserved that.
In reality im just a huge chess player and student of chess history, and pokemon has supplanted it as my preferred game of wit and strategy.
My intellectual peers underestimate the greatness of pokemon. That's all I wanted to say :^)
>>80648446
Our family of four goes out together. The kids love it, my wife is into it, I think it's a tad shallow but a fun thing to do to get us outdoors. It's not the ONLY thing we do outdoors cause we're not disgusting, but it's just another activity to do. Kinda like geocaching, which I think is more rewarding. I'm not gonna buy into this government tracking through Pokemon. That's a little too paranoid for me, and I've been into some real conspiracy shit.
>>80660304
it's by the same company who made ingress
>Idiot liberals in California getting into car crashes
>Niggers getting shot in neighborhoods looking for Pokemon
>Eugenics and thinning the herd
What exactly is wrong with this game? It's killing nigs and libs, yet they still want to play it.
This game is the will of Kek /pol/.
>>80662689
No it absolutely is. A game of thinking ahead, laying traps, taking initiative and making sacrifices.
Read up on Cappablanca. He and many others felt chess hit a dead end. As in the board was too small or the pieces didnt do enough. Either way, the game had become routine to people who had "mastered" it
Cappablanca created a new form of chess, bigger, and with unique pieces. If you look into "Fairy chess" you can see all manner of unique pieces.
I believe Pokemon is the logical progression of chess. Or parallel to it at the very least. Maybe one day we'll see a grid utilized for battles.
