I'm looking for recruits to join a new PMC. We are an army without a nation, outside of the world order. Together we can be a real peacekeeping force, free from the influence of corrupt bureaucrats. An army by soldiers, for soldiers.
>>80627500
>>80627500
This is probably the worst intelligence agency attempt at gathering intel I have ever seen.
>>80627500
Can I join even though I only speak english and kikongo?
You's a mark ass nigga
Fuggin you the stupidest nigga alive
<<<<<<kek>>>>>?
>>80627500
... and you guys sent a LEAF to /pol/ to try and convince us to join
dun goofed son. sounds like a pussy PMC tbqh
>>80627769
Kikongo speaker needs to pay an higher health insurance since last time
>>80627769
Yes I have many interpreters
>>80628132
Why would a kikongo speaker possibly need a higher health insurance?
>>80627769
>don't worry, it's just a little sore throat
There can only be one maple snake.
I will join your fight as long as we can kill all the we-wuzzes.
>>80628535
I'm going to assume that you are genuinely confused and don't know what he means and I'm not being trolled.
In Metal Gear Solid 5 The Phantom Pain, there is an epidemic caused by a parasite that lodges itself in the vocal chords of its hosts. The parasite only manifests if you speak in a specific language, and in this specific epidemic's case, the language is Kikongo.
Thus is the joke, you are at a higher risk if you speak Kikongo, and have to pay a higher premium, etc.
>>80629420
Just Kojima things
im big boss. and you are too.
>>80627500
>We are an army without a nation, outside of the world order.
Not trying to troll but this sounds like tje most commoe bullshit you could ever encouter out there.
can anyone join
>>80627769
would you mind translating and recording in an isolated room....yea thanks
>"Kaz, toss'em overeboard"
>>80632507
>sweden
>fighting in a war
>>80629420
thatd be some fucking coincidence if he brought up kikongo in a metal gear thread and didnt know about that
>>80632769
I've been reading up about the Finns during WW2.
You guys were a fucking efficient killing machine, but what I like most is how you stood up and held your own against both the Allies and Axis.
Yes, you did depend on Germany for a period in regards to foods and stuff, but you also put your citizens before theirs.
I also heard you had Jews and other "non-desirable" fighting in your units and in government and even though Germans weren't happy you told them that you don;t really care?