Colony Risk. May the best Empire win.
Pick and let's go
>>80617694
I'll be England.
Put me in boss.
>>80617800
South Africa please.
>>80617800
gotchu senpai
>>80617850
Nope. gotta start in Europe
>>80617694
>>80617694
Germany, put me in Togo (why no Cameroon-Start?)
>>80617694
Soviet Repub
OK, that is three.
First Rolls to here
>>80618292
Roll to anschluss Czechoslovakia
>>80618292
Take Turkey
>>80617694
France
Only use my 2nd bonus
>>80618636
wut
pick an empire. Soviets are taken. no bonuses.
>>80618581
>>80618433
you cannot take European countries.
>>80618636
Actually screw it I quit my other game
Rename stalin to
Napoleon
Start in france.
>>80618707
Republic of france then.
>>80618730
Really?
>>80618292
Then roll to fill Togo, then Benin
>>80618730
yes you can, but it is frowned upon. when has germany ever given a fuck about propriety?
>>80618817
great. roll to my roll post
>>80618818
no, you can. I marked it. start colony next turn if you want brah
England, you have 2 minutes before mupdate. ditto France.
>>80618292
Roll to expand into Spain
>>80618907
can we just make there be no European invasion/? The whole point is the conquest of Africa.
>>80618730
>Turkey
>European
>>80619054
Fuck sorry My name is fucking up
>>80617850
I meant roll to take South Africa.
>>80618907
>when has germany ever given a fuck about propriety?
I do, but only about my own. Next turn I'm gonna bring Poland heim ins Reich.
So it begins. Small wars of conquest in Europe.
>>80617694
Poland, OP.
>>80619054
Hey Stalin, it's Daesh ;-)
>>80619429
Keep rolling to kill South Africa.
>>80619429
Continue taking Turkey.
>>80619431
got you. roll to mupdate. German bro is gunning for your keeds
>>80619494
fill*
>>80619429
Take spain
>>80619429
Conquer the east of Poland and make a corridor to Königsberg
>>80619501
Madagascar
Germany expands in the Mother land. England continues to grow in Dindutopia
>>80619499
My Soviet brother! Let's make an Alliance and rape Poland together like in the good old times. <3
>>80619944
Continue filling SA.
>>80617694
make me the republic of Ireland!!
>>80619944
Rest of Turkey, spills into Iran Iraq Syria
>>80619944
Imma play as Denmark, but if that aint coo i wont. just want to stimulate gameplay.
Roll into Sweden.
>>80620068
gotchu. put in name and roll to mupdate pls.
>>80619944
Continue attacking Poland
>>80619499
>>80619944
Try to recover North of Poland.
No, he will betray you. You can't trust this germans.
Poland and Germany are squaring off. Turkey is on the edge. The Norse are rising...
>>80620383
Same as before.
>>80620116
cool, can I roll to take back the north of ireland first?
>>80620383
Denmark > Sweden.
>>80620450
I'll give you the 0, but you need to clearly indicate your roll. i am an old/orthodox fag. this is your mulligan.
>>80620521
sure. roll to here>>80620383
>>80620383
Attack from the west, but defend Königsberg first
>>80620541
Invade and take over ireland.
>>80620597
fuck you british scum!
>>80620383
rollins
>>80620383
Rest of Turkey > Syria > Iran > Iraq
>>80620691
hey, you invaded first Mick.
>>80620597
dude. no double rolls. hit Eire next round.
>>80620723
just taking back whats rightfully mine, give me the north of ireland and I will leave you alone
>>80620383
>>80620589
Attack Czechoslovaquia.
Germoney, please.
>>80620233
>>80619976
You two ladies can sort out your squabbles.
I will be spreading communism to the Moslems.
>>80620756
no i meant i was telling where to use the 0 since you wanted me to clarify. So use it against ireland. or use the 7 i dont care but remember he rolled a 1.
>>80620928
I rolled a 5 nigghah
see >>80620715
Germany kicks ass, but Poland Dromes in response. Russia continues to skewer kebab. France, as usual, is absent. Fucking Corsicans.
>>80621126
Invade ireland.
>>80621126
Sorry had to walk dog. take spain
>>80621126
Turkey spill you know where
>>80617800
GO BRITANNIA GO
>>80621126
rolling to take the rest of scotland, england and wales!
Fuck those Danes, over Stora Bält we will march
>>80621126
Do we start with our territories in africa or not?
>>80621333
haha trips dont give you shit leprechaun!
>>80621126
>>80621333
whats trips worth to me OP?
>>80620880
Okay, we can sort this out. I will stop attacking you, if you leave me the corridor to Königsberg and the Czech Republic. You can have Slovakia and everything else that I conquered
>>80621340
Then roll, faget
>>80621402
nope. gotta sale to sell, brah
>>80621476
not a damn thing. once upo a time, repeats were actually algorithmically skipped. i miss those days.
C>>80617694
Can I play as Spain? >>80617694
>>80621126
Denmark into new babylon (sweden)
>>80621126
Attack Austria.
>>80621644
You are being taken over sorry.
>>80621644
sure. roll quick. the tiny dictator is snapping up your Ts...
>>80621697
>>80621497
Okay, if you want that war
>>80621126
Reclaim Austria and attack poland
>>80621644
We can have peace since you are starting ok?
>>80621586
>repeats were actually algorithmically skipped.
That made risk boring
>>80621586
thats fucked op! i should be able to nuke bongistan with that
>>80621586
IM QUITE SURE I JUST DID WITH THAT SHAKESPEARE:ian MASTERPEACE OF WORD USAGE.
But okay, roll
>>80621126
I invade France
>>80621864
Dude I will give you some of spain back and you can have portugal if we end the war
>>80621864
Put name in post pls. roll will be counted, you slavic shit.
Oh shit. it is ugly in europe...
>>80622038
What the fuck did you do.
>>80622038
Take Spain
>>80622038
Continue south
>>80622038
Reclaim Austria and just fuck up poland
>>80622038
rollin to take the rest of britain and ireland, then spillinto north africa
>>80622120
i rolled a 6 he rolled a 3
>>80621919
Ok, I will help you also if you want
>>80622122
DROMES
>>80622120
333 is a drome. wasted a 0 on bitching, bruh
>>80622038
Defend Austria, attack Germoney if possible.
>>80621940
Sorry, m8
>>80622038
Well since OP cant play by the rules i got fucked but roll to defend anyway, it doesnt matter im fucked.
>>80622169
would you like to 9 into Britain or incite a revolution in SA?
>>80622478
9 into britain OP
>>80622478
I'm losta at the messages and rules, could you please explain?
>>80622451
your tears are ambrosia on my tongue. consider mistakes as weather reverses if it will pull the dildo out your bum. if you get wiped, can you take over Denmark for me? OPs should not play...
>>80622690
when you post, there is a section above the message spot that says 'name' put the name of your country in there. rolls will not be counted if 1) they have no name 2) they are not linked to mupdate
>>80622038
Denmark > Norway
>>80622596
gothchu
England suffers in Britania but dominates Africa. Germany and Poland are rekting shit. Russia gonna russ
>>80622038
The lost swedish army moves to norway to help their nordic brothers
>>80623213
Denmark > Scandinavia and the Baltics
>>80623213
rolling take the rest of britain and ireland!
>>80623213
Reclaim Austria and Czech republic.
I want to conquer lands, please, fill Spain
>>80623213
Take back my country
>>80623213
Establishing colony in Djibouti
>>80623444
nice
Poland's gonna get wrecked
>>80623374
can I count >>80623328
for >>80623213
?
>>80623530
>>80623213
Spills to Eritrea + Kenya
>>80623213
Finish spain Spills go into taking portugal
>>80623484
you got wiped. do yu want Denmark? If so, i will count your pali...
>>80623751
Im not dead i still hold a tiny bit of the island now go and use my roll to kill the Irish. You used his now use mine.
>>80622131
Why take my lands in Turkey.
>>80623872
get wrked phaggott
>>80623872
wordle turtle
>>80623213
Attack Yugoslavia.
>>80623925
Took them off your hands, so you can focus on the Spanish.
>>80623976
>>80623484
you better count my roll famm its legitimate.
there is no rule that says after a certain point when you are too small you cant roll so please.
Greece.
Eritrea
I think this map is pretty cool. made it in '12. this is the first time anyone has actually played it.
Englandbro... you are an inspiration...
>>80624191
of course, brah. check dat map. you back with a vengeance.
>>80624229
Is spain dead? I should of took that island if he was not.
Roll to take Morocco
>>80624229
OP why have you moved me into northern france? I WANT BRITAIN
>>80624229
Defend, if Poland attacks me. If not, establish a Colony in Togo
>>80624229
im joining in as greece
>>80624206
>>80624395
Dont worry dude. you can keep it for now as long as you do not attack more
>>80624435
that roll is for Guinea Bissau
>>80624229
Attack Germoney.
>>80624435
roll to here>>80624229
>>80624229
Please, conquer Sicily. Sardiana and Corsica
>>80624554
You are dead
>>80624229
Expand in Kenya
OP is it +1 for every country in Africa?
>>80624519
ro ll for Guinea Bissau, extra expand south
>>80624554
you dead. can you take over Denmark pls?
>>80624639
you get a net +1. put in sig pls
i have to go. Give my land to whoever.
all the dindus can run free.
>>80624599
Of course not, I still have Balearic Islands, ¡
España sigue viva!
>>80624435
good, you can start by paying thier debts
>>80624774
Give it to me OP Dibs on england, ireland ,scotland and wales!
>>80624850
Brutal! Savage! Rekt!
>>80624999
no debnts yet
>>80624850
top lel
>>80624938
ceding is for faggots
craziness in europa...
>>80625071
Fill in those Ts in Iran rest go to Kenya
>>80625071
expand into Guinea
>>80625071
Fill My colony in.
>>80625071
rolling to take the rest of britain and ireland
>>80625071
also i never said to expand into senegal
>>80625071
You didn't hear me, I lost, now could you give some land Pls?
>>80625347
damn local generals. expanding in an unruly manner. oh well
>>80625398
He said you can have Denmark, Froggy
>>80625398
sure. roll as Denmark bru
>>80625451
Thx I take it
>>80625398
oi this op is shit, give my land to spain, im leaving
>>80625534
peace bro?
>>80625071
I Denmark, and conquer Norway
>>80625534
roll then you quixotic simpleton
>>80625568
your wah wah bullshit has no power here. OP is god
>>80625071
Attack Yugoslavia.
>>80625574
Oui, but España never forget
>>80625662
fix name pls. roll is counted
>>80625071
Same as last round:
Defend, if attacked
If not, establish a Colony in Togo
mupdate in 2min
>>80625913
Ok, OP, BTW, not bad managing this mess
>>80625071
Albania, start in Egypt
Oh, shit, yoda on the scene, 500 year old fiend smoking daghoba green
>>80626131
Take over Greece
>>80626131
Fill Madagascar
>>80626131
Fill my colony and the other one small coastal one
>>80626131
Ok, conquer Norway and then Deutschland
guys, im drunk af and my love is leaving because of the things i have done. they are bad things. i am a bad person. but playing risk with my /b/ros and /pol/emics is a small comfort.
sorry for faggy bullshit and being mean. i aint gonna stop, but i am sorry.
>>80626131
take england and scotland!
>>80626131
Fill Benin, spills into Ghana
>>80626342
What things did you do?
>>80626131
Continue filling Egypt.
>>80626220
Can you not attack me? I promise I am no enemy of the revolution
>>80626342
No shame, we've all been there <3
>>80626451
Just getting rid of Greece's debts.
>>80626432
Ah, that's the light penis your trip refers to! I always wondered
>>80626342
>guys, im drunk af and my love is leaving because of the things i have done. they are bad things. i am a bad person.
Story time. Also, you are never a bad person just because you have done bad things, if you are willing to change your ways.
>>80626342
Shit happens, hope your life get better, and remember, even if you are in a shitty situation, there is always someone in a worst situation
>>80626557
Leave it to a German to say that.
>>80626774
MountainJew
Should be a swiss company
>>80626774
Si, tio, que lo diga un aleman es bastante ironico
>>80626774
loooool
>>80626610
ja, but i am not gonna change
>>80626557
we dont have the time. cant OP and dish about my choices
>>80626548
topkek
>>80626547
leeeeel
>>80626453
i fucking hope not
>>80626414
dont waste palis on me, friendo. i did what i had to do, but that does not make it right.
>>80626891
un chiste spectacular
>>80626891
Do you know spanish? Or are you hispanic?
here it is
god fuck damn shit. an hero? nah... but... nah
>>80627099
Rest of Greece spills into Kenya
>>80627099
Attack Yugoslavia
>>80627012
I am Spanish, from Spain, not a froggy but I am living here since some years
>>80627099
Defend, if attacked.
If not, push further into Benin an Ghana
>>80627099
Attack Yugoslavia
>>80627099
France, help me with Germany, I attack Germanyband give the Baltic province to Soviets, Engels would be proud now
>>80627099
Finish colony I am already in
>>80627099
YES!!!!!! VICTORY!!!!!! OP roll my potato eating ass into africa, don't care where!!!!!
>>80627099
>Italy
>Mozambique
Mup'd in 2
i wanna post a pic so yall niggers can see what i am losing, but she know i am a btard so i cant.
fuck, guise. i should carve out my tongue and cut off my cock.
or just move on...
>>80627943
Attack Denmark
(wtf bro)
>>80628036
i kno
im sorry
>>80627943
Tell us what you did OP ! I'm curious !!
Take Kenya
>>80627943
Continue to spill Egypt
>>80627943
Take colony.
Spill to fill Morocco
>>80628121
Drome
>>80627943
Fuck those Germans, all my points to fuck the Reich
>>80627943
I give the Baltic regions to the Soviets, I want Engels to be proud of me
>>80627943
continue to spread the irsh seed south OP, and tell us what the fuck you done!!!
mup'd in 2
>>80628450
I vote yes to this referendum
Tell us what happened
>>80617694
What the fuck is this gay shit?
Britannia takes all - foreign cunts go fuck yourself.
BRITANNIA! BRITANNIA! BRITANNIA!
here is what imma say
i don't know how old y'all are, and i do not care. the choices you make will follow you forever. selling your soul is easy. it happens in a moment, but the cosequences chase you forever. i just wanted to be a dad. i just wanted to be a good partner. but i made my choice, i made my money, and now i sit here, drunk and alone, playing risk on /pol/.
i picked left. maybe i should have picked right, but that is water under the brexit.
>>80628717
you are the gayest faggot i have ever known, and that is saying something. enjoy sharia, you cuck faggot
jk i luv you
roll to here lads.
just keep rolling.
>>80628717
Britannia doesn't rule the waves anymore, please assimilate that
>>80628904
toplel
>>80628878
ScheiBe, only that, continue to stop the expanison of the Reich
>>80628878
Seth Rollins
>>80628904
this OP its the united kingdom of ireland!
>>80628878
Attack Germoney.
>>80628878
Keep attacking Denmark
>>80628878
Continue filling Egypt
>>80628878
Any color
Switzerland
>>80628878
Fill Morocco
>>80628878
Kenya
(OP that is so cryptic, did you sell your gf?)
>>80628970
Palindrome!!!!!
>>80629031
Thx
>>80629166
Start in Congo
>>80629216
lol no
>>80629195
topkek. no, i bought her.
here it is, your moment of zen
>>80629592
Take Morrocco
>>80629592
Continue to fill Egypyt
>>80629592
Attack Germoney
And roll a colony in the center of Africa
>>80629654
modsdammit you've had Morocco for three turns REEEEEEEEEE
>>80629724
It is big
>>80629713
>attac k germany
>establish colony
decide pls
>>80629592
Attack Germoney.
>>80629713
Correction
Attack Germany, and the next turn roll a colony
>>80629751
that is either Algeria, Mauritania, or western Sahara
>>80629592
Wtf, dudes. Keep pushing Denmark out of the motherland
Bismark's greatest nightmare occures: ZWEIFRONTENKRIEG!
>>80629592
Balkans (NOT Albania)
>>80629848o
Oh sorry I am not good at Nigger countries
>>80629865
Fuck off, I will create Evropa Impriyika, you'll be the first country to fall, Poland h4lp plox
>>80629865
*Von Schlieffen
>>80630016
Thanks big brother
is there still room?
can I be Iceland
>>80630084
You used to own them, Fance, Vive l'Empire merde!!!!
>>80630167
I think yes, but there's no England to beat
>>80630167
sure. roll to here>>80629592
2min to mup'd
>>80629592
roll to create a colony in equatorial guinea
i'm a crown without a king
i'm a broken open seed
if i come without a thing, then i come with all i need
no boat out on the blue, no place to rest my head
and the trap i set for you has caught my leg instead
>>80630542
will add
>>80630614
Roll a colony in the middle of Africa
>>80630614
Continue spilling into Egypt
>>80630614
Take the last green and rest in Kenya
