JUST KILL ME
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/ghostbusters_2016/
JUST
>>80584332
KEK
>>80584309
The (((citrics))) are the ones at fault for taking the (((producters))) (((money)))
>original problematic toxic patriarchy ghostbusters
>the black man is an everyman whose race is never played for jokes or singled out
>new and improved feminist ghostbusters
>black woman character is street smart and runs around screaming "AWWWWWWWWW HELL NAW! MUHFUGEN BIX NOOD COF BIN DUB HO MUHFUGGA!"
>>80584309
>critics are held at gunpoint so it won't fall below 75% rating
>>80584309
And 90%+ of people WANT TO SEE THIS
/pol BTFO. FUCK!
I think this piece of shit is actually going to make a lot of money. People are actually going to go see it.
>>80584309
Calm your tits. Movies isn't even out yet. Those are just reviews by (((professional film critics))).
>>80584309
WAKE ME UP
>having any regard whatsoever for dullard mass media trash
pitiful
>>80584309
Never listen to critics. They are sub-kikes. I swear the shittedly rated movies are best.
>>80584309
think about who will actually watch this turd, mothers and children and cuck daddies with their wife's son.
http://archive.is/17zMd
>12 Things You Can Do To Support The New “Ghostbusters” Movie Against The Haters
>1. Go see the damn movie.
>2. Go see it multiple times if you have the means.
>3. Bring your friends.
>4. Make that theater as rowdy and supportive as a bunch of drunk girls in a bar bathroom, AKA the pinnacle of supportive funtimes.
>5. Rewatch the entire Melissa McCarthy/Paul Feig filmography.
>6. Tweet happy thoughts
>7. Make a hashtag to counteract the hatred.
>8. Remind people that Donald Trump also publicly maligned the women-led Ghostbusters.
>9. Don’t be afraid to mute people.
>10. Get your cosplay on and turn the 2016 Ghostbusters fandom into one to be reckoned with.
>11. Give into the pressures of capitalism and buy the shit out of the merch and tie-in foodstuff.
>12. Lay waste to their childhoods with your joy. Dance through all the male tears.
Manipulation works both ways. It is possible that the PR team reacted to what was coming and took measures. Just sayin.
>>80584581
Professional critics tend to be a LOT harsher than the masses. If you took an exit poll, I bet movie goers would give it 95%.
>>80584581
>>80584717
Actually its mostly bloggers and amateurs. The "All Critics" score is in the 70's, but if you select the more honest "Top Critics" score, it's only 50%.
>>80584309
The only people who have seen it are hand picked (((critics))) who were payed to see it.
>>80584579
Just like that Hillary tweet that instantly got 200k (((likes))).
Daily reminder professional """"critics"""" will look at any media with rose-tinted glasses if it includes anything "progressive".
>>80584717
The reviews I saw on jewtube so far all thrashed the movie apart. For instance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-Pvk70Gx6c
>>80584309
I miss roger ebert
It better not make enough money. I don't want this victimhood bullshit to become the new way to shill movies.
>>80584656
>10. Get your cosplay on and turn the 2016 Ghostbusters fandom into one to be reckoned with.
For once, fat cosplayer won't look out of place at cons.
>>80584935
Haj
Please, I really don't want some fucking Ghostbusters cinematic universe, let this thing crash and burn at the box office.
>>80584309
click on Top Critics, its like 50%
the majority of postitive reviews otherwise are from FEMINIST BLOGGERS and shit tier sites like buzzfeed
>>80584656
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Guys 10 internet points to the one who gets how they destroy the main villain in the story?
>>80584656
>>12. Lay waste to their childhoods with your joy. Dance through all the male tears.
I just might beat my wife tonight
>>80585320
>>80584309
A more realistic review of this shitty movie. Not shilling for the channel I just know that the feminist agenda will push this crap to be popular and we need an UNbias review of the movie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-Pvk70Gx6c
>>80584685
Not that hard to undermine PR. /pol/ has been doing it just for keks. If /pol/ harnessed their autism to bring down the jewry that is PR, the PR industry would collapse because they couldn't even sell shit for a fair price, because /pol/ managed to turn the world against PR and made everyone distrust them.
In here, there's already great hatred for shills, like when they're promoting a leftshit movie, or a book, or any form of consumed media. It just makes PR more expensive for the Jews and more difficult to hock their moral poison to the masses, which is good.
>>80585429
Congrats! Here have 10 points! Movie is a big anti man propganda.
>>80585429
Seriously?
>>80585523
Yup. And all man in it are retarded.
>>80585383
Do it and I promise I won't shitpost about canada for a week.
>>80585538
Sounds like tumblr the motion picture.
i thought they were specifically not allowing critics to view the film before release?
>>80584309
First review
>Buzzfeed
>>80584861
Yeah, this guy's review made a lot of sense to me.
The jokes in this film are horrible and old.
>thats going to leave a mark
Really? From Spaceballs? From Tommy Boy? From 20 other films?
>exorcist head rotating scene
GEE THATS NEVER BEEN SPOOFED BEFORE
>Kills the big boss by SHOOTING HIS DICK
Gotta kill that patriarchy!
>None of the women get a single laugh; but Chris Helmsworth is hilarious
The one guy who was hired to be dumb eye-candy is a better comedian than the actual comedians. Men can feel vindicated
>every male character is either an asshole or an idiot. womyn rule!
I can only pray that the masses still won't give it a chance. It's just shit on so many levels. I fucking pray it loses $100 million
>>80584911
Ebert probably would have given it 3 stars, just to be nice. He was like that.
>>80585679
>The jokes in this film are horrible and old.
they used "we're gonna need a bigger boat"
in the year of our lord 2016
For the past few months, the anti-Ghostbusters folks have been saying that their hate was not about the female cast, and that it was all about the movie looking bad. Now it turns out the movie is good, so why is that still a bad thing? Is the narrative that the media pushed about the backlash being based around misogyny true after all?
Why don't use some meme magic and give it shit reviews?
>>80585764
i have said consistently since the beginning that i hated the all female cast
its strange to me that so many other people havent said this. its like everyone is pussies now.
women aren't funny and aren't interesting leads either.
the thing im noticing in the critics comments is that "it's a good movie, but it sucks because it could have been better, but its good".
dont they have the guts to say "burn it all"?
>>80585744
>they used "we're gonna need a bigger boat"
Are you serious? They're referencing Jaws? AND Exorcist? 40 year old movies. Why the fuck are they stealing lines from other movies? Obviously because the writers are LAZY AS FUCK and CREATIVELY BANKRUPT.
I hate Hollywood so fucking bad right now.
>>80584309
We. A bunch of literal shills and progressive feminist cucks.
>>80584579
>60k ppl
Damn i guess i better start really thinking the way they tell me too huh?
>>80585764
>Now it turns out the movie is good, so why is that still a bad thing? Is the narrative that the media pushed about the backlash being based around misogyny true after all?
No, the trailers are objectively bad.
It's more likely that the reviewers are biased just because they feel sympathy for the "poor victimized women" of GB and their shit director, Feig. They - as members of the liberal media - can't give an honest review because they'd be eaten alive by fellow leftists who would accuse THEM of sexism and misogyny. They have to tow the SJW party line.
Dumb and Dumber only got 66%. Home Alone 55%.
Critics are worthless, but especially bad when it comes to comedies (and horrors).
>>80584656
>>12. Lay waste to their childhoods with your joy. Dance through all the male tears.
See it's shit like this why I hate feminism. It's an anti-male hate group and until it's recognized as such; I will never treat feminism and feminists with any respect.
Scores aren't "accurate" on review sites untill a few days after release.
The only people who have seen it at this point are a select few who producers know would give it a good review.
"McCarthy and Wiig spend the entire movie on mute, turning in bland, disconcertingly joyless performances that further deaden an already lifeless movie... Jones seem imported from a louder, brasher movie (probably one from the 1990s), while McKinnon does her McKinnon shtick, which works well enough in five-minute increments on Saturday Night Live but proves grating and incoherent in movie-length form..."
THANK YOU VANITY FAIR
http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2016/07/ghostbusters-review
"Though it’s unfortunate to say about a women-led movie like this, Chris Hemsworth, playing the Ghostbusters’ hunky-dumb assistant, is easily the funniest part of the movie...Wiig plays off of him beautifully, as does the rest of the cast, and his scenes bounce with invigorating elan. But the air goes out of the room when he leaves."
Men - always having to come to the rescue.
>>80586181
>The only people who have seen it at this point are a select few who producers know would give it a good review.
I hope you're right. Seems like a good amount of reviews so far, though.
>>80584479
As bad as this movie looks, and as tainted with feminist bullshit as it seems to be, I think I could still perhaps enjoy it if not for that gorilla female HELLL NAWWWing constantly. Every clip that I've seen she is Sheniquaing so hard that it is almost unwatchable. Its like her character was written by a committee of KKK members and Stormfags.
I hadn't realized it until I read your post, but its true that in the originals they BARELY ever even referenced his race, to the point that the lack of acknowledgement of his blackness became itself the joke. The closest they ever got was when he said to the mayor "I have seen shit that would turn you WHITE".
This whole ghostbusters fiasco is like watching Indiana Jones get raped all over again.
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/ghostbusters_2016/reviews/
Yeah but look at whos rating it fresh.
>>80584462
gas the citrics fruit war now
>>80584821
(((professional """"critics"""" )))
>>80584800
I don't understand the usage of echoes on "likes"
>>80584656
>11. Give into the pressures of capitalism and buy the shit out of the merch and tie-in foodstuff.
They want women to be raped by capitalism
>>80586738
I wonder if any of these people submitted a negative review to their editor and were rejected in favor of a positive one, or were told to make it positive. I could see an editor saying "its just a fucking movie review, it doesn't matter, just make it positive so we don't have a thousand screaming harpies ranting about how sexist we are" and the writing going along with it to preserve his job.
There is just no fucking way that this many professional pop movie reviewers actually enjoyed this garbage movie.
>>80585744
pls tell me your joking
>>80585876
>Are you serious? They're referencing Jaws? AND Exorcist?
Wiig, another performer who has perfected how to do things with words, cries out, "Say hello to my little friend"
http://www.villagevoice.com/film/busted-flat-all-too-normal-activity-dominates-the-ghostbusters-remake-8841463
Kill me.
Why do these critics have such strange names?
Rothkopf
Mendelson
Hertz
Zacharek
Eisenberg
>>80584717
10.5/10 -- IGN
>>80587038
They also quoted Scarface. We could make this into a drinking game.
>>80584821
This, if it's wrist-cutting minority anti-white male shit, you can expect Cannes to fellate the director
>>80587159
So a pop culture reference gag reel with a mild ghostbusters theme..
there isn't enough alcohol in the world to overcome this sadness
>>80587336
Kek, that movie was jingoistic but the muh xenophobia and muh racism made me want to stab the reviewers.
>>80585032
>https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/ghostbusters_2016/
It just says "Top Critics Not Available" now.. they are watching this thread...
wtf i love ghostbusters now
>>80584309
>>80584579
>>80587140
>>80584656
>>80584717
>>80585429
Plz stop, this is depressing.
>>80587336
What part of that movie had xenophobia?
>>80586972
Why are people who complain about capitalism always the biggest consumerist whores?
>>80587932
I haven't seen it, but I assume its xenophobic because it implies that foreign enemies exist.
>movie isn't out
>(((critics))) say it's great, pls go watch!!!
>actual critics are far less kind
>score has already dropped from 80% to 75%
Yeah we really got BTFO man
Average Rating: 6.6/10
76% fresh
Brace for that shit to plummet once people who aren't either koolaid drinkers or true believers get to see it.
>>80584309
Check out the none retard tab
>ahh oh no /pol/ btfo, etc
Milo will be doing a review of it next week lol
Can't wait to see how much the coming reviews will plummet this to a shit tier score.
>>80587336
The film wasn't all that good anyway, though. They tried to do the previous film but BIGGER and ended up with an incoherent mess because they tried to jam too much in at once without connecting anything together properly.
It's a shame too, since Olympus Has Fallen was a genuinely great watch - and it's worth noting that only got 47% on Rotten Tomatoes in the first place.
>>80588148
This indeed. 3 top critics from such dubious places as Buzzfeed rated it fresh while almost twice as many top critics rated it shite.
>>80588028
I honestly never expected it to break 40%. I was hoping for low 30s, tops.
This is going to flop. Hard.
Not because of us. Not because of gamergate retards. Not because of any concerted effort on anyones behalf.
But because it is a shit movie that fucks with the feel of the originals and normies won't like it.
Normies are the vast majority.
>>80584656
They're promoting the movie by trying to convince people that the act of watching it is a form of "political protest"?
The joke's on the virtue-signaling SJW's when they spend $40 of their hard-earned Starbucks wages to see a crappy movie several times.
>>80584717
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GUYS, I THINK HE'S REALLY SERIOUS
>4.5 imdb
>3/5 empire
Only a matter of time untill rt tanks.
>>80585764
For me it's about the fact that they're girls. But not only that they're girls, but physically repulsive beasts.
Fuck you gonna do about it, force me to like it?
>>80584309
RT has always been fueled by sjw shit.
>>80587932
"Go back to fuckheadistan"
>>80588342
You had to have known there'd be shilling, my dude. Even the shills don't want to talk about the movie, just how you should support it because of what it stands for.
Ironically, I saw Angry Birds for he same reason and actually got a pretty good movie out of it.
oh gad people wanna sit through this movie, after hearing melissa mccarthy and that angry screech talking she does, pure ear rape
also have a real review of it, everything I expected it to be, MEN BAD WOMEN STRONG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-Pvk70Gx6c
>"black men are afraid of getting murdered by police, white men are afraid of female ghostbusters"
Really makes you think..
(((Rotten))) tomatoes.
Every commercial I have seen for this makes it look like the same gutter trash humor used in every other movie that Melissa McCarthy is in. Not only that but it's drowning in CGI greenskin garbage.
>>80586422
>Chris Hemsworth saving unfortunate fucks who get suckered into seeing this from killing themselves
And people said he couldn't act.
>>80587336
That movies was all Gary Stu and his tiresome tirades of 'Fuck you, I am American.'
After a while, shit gets boring. Actually fell asleep when he met the SAS came in.
>>80584309
Well turns out /pol/ was wrong after all.
>>80588981
Just to clarify what I mean by greenskin garbage, I'm talking about shit like this.
>>80584656
(((Seth Rogen))) fucking sucks. I wish his career would fucking end already.
It could have a 100/100 but if it doesn't make its money back it doesn't matter.
>>80586738
some fag on plebbil already pointed out a lot of the freash reviews are from people who wrote articles about anyone who thik it looks like shit having soggy knees
>>80584656
>4. Make that theater as rowdy and supportive as a bunch of drunk girls in a bar bathroom, AKA the pinnacle of supportive funtimes.
i.e. act like a pack of niggers?
Has anyone on this board actually seen the fucking movie movie? I'm all for
>feminists BTFO!
But if the movie is good it's fucking good. Rotten is based as fuck with their scores as well so I'm intrigued and will probably illegally download this just to see what the hype is about.
>>80589232
i.e. get thrown out of the fucking theater for being a loud dipshit
>>80584656
>4. Make that theater as rowdy and supportive as a bunch of drunk girls in a bar bathroom, AKA the pinnacle of supportive funtimes.
Why the fuck would anyone do this in a theater?
>>80589240
>he wants to go see a movie literally constructed from the ground up to get free marketing from controversy
Enjoy surrendering your cash to the Jew.
>>80587336
fuck this piece of shit 'america saves the day' movie anyway
>>80589240
>Rotten is based as fuck with their scores as well
>>80589046
Have you ever fucking seen an action movie, nigger?
Mediocre score for a mediocre movie
>>80589240
Actually the trailer on Rotten Tomatoes does seem decent this time around, seems like the editing team did overtime.
>>80588981
Goddamn, I can't stand Mellissa McCarthy. She is awful and unfunny. She's like a combination of a declawed Chris Farley, who was always a one trick pony, and a toned down Rosie O'Donnell. There is NOTHING funny about her. She has two gags, fatty falls down and nyuhhh wontons!
The fuck? Ugh. She is fucking horrible.
>>80589348
>piratebay
>supporting jews
Are you even trying?
>>80584309
the movie isnt out yet. jul 15. lets let the box office results decide if they ruined the movie or not
>>80589240
Even normies beg to differ, shill.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-Pvk70Gx6c
>>80588928
Neuron Status: activated
>>80589478
>piratebay
Enjoy your IP trap and DMCA notices.
>>80589470
Did they edit out all the terrible jokes?
>>80584656
>every individual movie has a "fandom"
What happened to just liking things without it being a cornerstone of your lifestyle?
>>80589659
The contemporary obsession with "nerd culture" happened.
>>80588509
>normies
"Normies" would be the ones that didn't like the originals and instead like the new stuff.
>'Ghostbusters' laughs back at YouTube trolls in added scene
>Who ya gonna call when haters leave mean comments on your videos? "Ghostbusters" actors Melissa McCarthy and Kristen Wiig reveal that they mock angry online fans in a scene from the new film. Feig asked his cast to ad lib a scene in which their characters respond to negative comments on a video they just uploaded on YouTube.
>>80589623
Well it's not really funny but it seems more entertaining.
>>80589735
The first GB movie was a huge hit with normies. That's why it made so much money and spawned the franchises and spinoffs.
This movie will not be a hit with normies. They will at most go "meh" and move on to something else.
>>80589601
>DMCA notices
Doesn't happen in countries with real Freedom, America.
>>80589751
>literally so butthurt they made a whole scene about it
>>80589473
>nyuhhh wontons!
kek
>>80589735
>"Normies" would be the ones that didn't like the originals and instead like the new stuff.
Everyone loved the original GB. Every normie and his grandma loved it.
>>80589751
>We made an entire new scene that probably cost thousands of dollars of the films budget
>look at how much we dont care about bullies and trolls!
Sometimes I just dont understand people.
>>80584656
It's amazing how easy it is to brainwash people.
>>80585764
Thepies utter shit and it's own merit will display that.
No matter how many jews cry "Raciss, buy my merchandise spend SHEKELS!"
>>80585538
Now do you understand how women feel watching most movies, where the main cast are all men and all the women are retarded fap bait?
>>80590091
Thats not even true in the original ghostbusters. The dumbest fuck in it was the guy who let the ghosts out.
>>80590091
Name a single movie from the past 10 years that fits that description
>>80590121
Review Part 2 by Wreckless Eating. Normies are awakening.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_356815397&feature=iv&src_vid=u-Pvk70Gx6c&v=XmSX8AZMfrU
>>80585429
Come back, Harold. We need you.
yall just jealous women are on top now, arent you little boys
>>80586969
Kike Sony execs and Hymiewood shills artificially liking to offset the dislikes.
>>80590121
>Yes, it's true. This man has no dick
>>80584309
I haven't even watched the original Ghost Busters
It's stupid as fuck when you learn what ghosts actually look like.
>>80587093
hmm thats a thing that makes me go..think
>>80588342
I didn't think it would break 20, this looks Fantastic Four bad.
>>80590259
>>80585429
Dick jokes. That's what GB has sunk to.
>>80590416
>thinks ghosts are real
>calls others stupid
>>80588981
guy in the back doing anything to get noticed by a producer
>>80590474
>thinks he can shitpost
>Canadian
>>80586721
Indiana Jones is going to be a tranny in the next movie
>>80584579
I highly doubt it and seriously believe this is Sony money at work. They've been doing poorly in the movie industry and they NEED this year to produce profit or else they may not make movies again. A few family members of mine work in the Hollywood movie industry and people have been pretty blatant about Sony openly shilling for this to do well. If this bombs with Tarzan, they'll lose a big ass piece of profit.
>>80589958
Not the normies. Old is bad, new is good in the eyes of the normies, but I believe we should use the term "plebs" instead.
>>80589601
A $30/yr PIA account solves that issue.
>>80589831
A burger getting btfo by a frog? the only possible response at this time is...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>80590668
>Old is bad, new is good in the eyes of the normies
Who are these "normies" that you speak of? 14 year olds? Who's gonna say that A New Hope is bad or that Led Zeppelin is bad? It wouldn't be any adult that I've ever met.
>>80585032
feminists are shilling hard
ROTTEN TOMATOES WAS GUNNA SAVE THE MUSTARD RACE
>>80589751
wtf I hate ghostbusters now
>>80588562
I think so too, looks like he really believes what he wrote. lmao
They have no choice but to give it a decent score, otherwise the critic or publication would be forever labeled as misogynists.
>>80584656
>bunch of drunk girls in a bar bathroom, AKA the pinnacle of supportive funtimes.
>>80584911
He was a pleb
>>80589149
>>80590419
>mfw I realize G-man from the Half-Life series is a stand-in for the International Jew
>>80590300
Nice tinfoil hat
>>80584656
Liberals really want to make others suffer. The dumbfuck liberal who wrote this really should be tortured and made to truly suffer. They should have their humanity tortured out of them until they are a grunting beast crawling on their hands and knees life a pig and eating from a dog bowl.
>being triggered by a movie rating
Has /pol/ reached peak beta?
>>80591646
>probably because girls dont like you
Oh Devin you project so hard on twitter its amazing.
>>80586828
Underrated post
>>80590091
But that's a literal interpretation of real life. Women can't do most things for themselves so they manipulate men to do things for them.
The only ghosts that were busted is the ghost of the once-feminine Western woman
>>80592235
Kek
>>80590650
you can tell sony is desperate by how they try to label everyone a neckbeard manchild that doesnt think this movie should haven been made. miss piggy even outright verbally attacked potential audiences on a show. i wouldnt be the least surprised if sony is actively rigging the scores. then again the power of delusion is strong with feminists.
>>80590137
Zoolander
Every black comedy
Every action movie other than Fury Road
Come on. Admit it.
>>80589384
Would you expect them to release anything else?
They've made hundreds of movies showing them winning Vietnam to date
>>80589278
And then need to buy another ticket to see the ending!
It's brilliant.
>>80589384
>UKfags BTFO again
KEK la KEK
Wanna see russian official ad?
I almost sorry for our people who know nothing about that movie and will go there to remember childhood.
>>80584309
>trusting jewishtomatoes
>>80592476
Even in Fury Road the 'strong woman' gets the shit kicked out of her by a dehydrated, drained of blood Max who was also chained to a car door and an unconscious body at the time.
>>80585429
Remember when the Proton Packs were used like fucked up lassos to hold the ghosts in place while they got the trap ready under them? Making them useful but also awkward as hell allowing for extra comedy as they struggled with them and some degree of tension as they tried to get them to work against the ghosts?
Yeah, forget that, now they're laser blasters.
>>80584656
Daily reminder they pulled just about any "bad" review they could.
Why don't we just downvote the shit out of it like on plebbit? Give it negative reviews. Feminists are doing it so why can't we?
>>80592476
>zoolander
lol its the exact fucking opposite, all the men in that movie are stupid fat bait.
>>80593237
What's even better is that the characters explicitly state that the proton packs hold the ghosts so they can be placed into the traps, but then the film completely forgets that and they start using them as laser guns to blow up ghosts and shit.
>>80584309
>lib critics doing damage control
HOLY SHIT TOP FUCKING KEK
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1289401/board/threads/
>>80584579
since when is /pol pro democracy?
>>80590872
I guess we differ on what a pleb... or in your case a "normie" would find compelling.
A New Hope was shit and Led Zep is Dad Rock. Normal is not nostalgic, but embracing the vapid, unimaginative shit that everyone is supposed to like.
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1289401/board/flat/259236296
>>80593617
>"my wife's son is going to love this"
kek'd heartily
This is pure kino. It will break box office records. Mock my words...
>>80593944
I didn't even see that one. lol
IMDB is comedy gold. Check this one out.
MISOGYNY
does seventy six percent mean good or bad
4 POINT FUCKING 2! AHAHAHAHAHA
yeah this was reddits doing, yesterday
i accidentally saw the raid thread
>>80593617
>topic titles
>78% on Rotten Tomatoes, and misogynistic basement dwellers sabotage IMDb
>Why are middle-aged men and women voting this a 1 without seeing it?
>My wife's son is going to love this
>Sony Pictures MADE UP a reviewer to to give them positive reviews!
>>80589240
rotton based? it's a bunch of wannabe aesthetes without a fucking iota of moral discernment
>>80594237
Alright, who's trolling the IMDB board right now?
>>80590091
That's because men write the movies so the characters are mostly men.
So men then act in the movies, making it good.
If this is such a big deal, why the fuck are these women actng in Ghostbusters?
Why isn't there a brand new exciting wacky action adventure written by women with all new women characters?
The other anon is right, in real life women are a complete burden, now women are so self absorbed they have the audacity to complain about the men that they are absolutely nothing without.
it gets relased in august in tokyo and I want to see it so badly..
>>80584309
yo guys, need some tutorials how to get rid of feminists in your country?
>>80594535
sudoku yourself if you even thought for one second to pay for that trash.
This is comedy gold.
>>80586442
WE WUZ WIZARDS
>>80585429
He doesn't even have a fucking dick or balls
>>80584309
76% and falling
>>80594816
and also pennis
>>80584309
wtf, this clinches it too hard.
I'm a #Scudmissile now.
>>80584309
I actually came back from this movie. It was hilarious. A real treat for the family. I give it a 10/10. I was really surprised. I heard negative things from some of the people here on the Four Chan but I went to see it for myself and was blown away. I would suggest it to friends and dear family members to view this piece of Americana. I would go out and see it today even!
MY SIDES
>>80585876
(((Hollywood)))
>>80594963
1/10 apply yourself.
We could use our counter intelligence program to start world war three.
>>80584309
How has it only got a 76%?
I would assume it would be way higher. I can't imagine a single critic giving it a negative review. Hell, half of them declared it a masterpiece months out from release.
Are some giving it bad reviews just to be edgy and contrarian?
>>80584309
It's obvious that they're being forced to give it good reviews, or else they'll be labeled sexist. How about we just rate it one star on IMDb?
>>80584479
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fp0ZfEVgnY
>>80584309
>Implying the critics reviews matter.
These guys are obviously paid by production companies to give good reviews.
Where do you think they make most of their money from? Not to mention that the critics reviews are almost always the opposite of the audience, unless the movie is actually good.
>>80595170
done
>>80595170
Already on it.
The IMDB boards are shitting themselves right now. The sheer cuckold butthurt is astounding.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1289401/board/threads/
> watching or even caring about the electric Jew
Good goys
>>80584656
The culture industry, realizing piracy is damaging their sales of actual content, is shifting more and more into a giant affinity scam.
>I said, no reviews under 7.0
>>80589601
i've gotten around 500 dcma notices.
I probably have 100+ sitting in my inbox right now.
>>80589240
Watch the trailers.
It will be a miracle if this movie is merely mediocre.
Getting shredded by women on IMDB.
Oh man guys, we better stop. We pissed this guy off.
He even brings up Gamergate.
>>80584309
I don't know why you fucks are concerned
Wait for the news of how much money this film actually made. SJWs and feminist idiots are known for not putting their money where their mouth is.
Just
>>80593237
That's because women and homosexuals don't comprehend the necessity of technological and mythological continuity in science fiction. They see proton packs and they think "Oh! Laser guns that kill ghosts!"
You're like "No. They're more like nuclear powered proton lasso's that hold ghosts still so that you can..."
"Whatever, nerd. Go back to your mother's basement."
Seriously. This is faggot and female reasoning. The Drama Club took over and this is what you get because ultimately they don't give a fuck about the property or the story at all. They care about being front and center in the jazz hands line. Which is why science fiction made by women and homosexuals is fucking horrible.
>>80586442
>imperial wizard
>pointy white hood
>disembodied black head next to it
No way this is real?
>>80595987
You have to be 18 years old to post here.
>>80592476
>zoolander
wrong
>every black comedy
name one
>every action movie other than fury road
name one
>>80593237
>>80595833
The worst part in their own movie they established these rules and then immediately broke them. It's just terrible writing and lazy garbage for a crappy reboot.
Holy fuck you summerfags are absolutely BTFO by this movie. You literally can't go a day without thinking about it or advertising it. Whether you enjoy the movie or not, they got your weak minded ass
Who else is writing 1 star reviews on imdb?
>>80593123
Yes but she has strengths of her own, for example she was better with guns than Max. It was wonderful because it was not pandering by making her a super powerful woman who can beat a man twice her size, and yet allowed her to be a competent and dangerous badass just like Max. Both characters had their strengths and worked wonderfully as a team. If she could be superior to Max in every aspect then it would have been a boring pander flick.
>>80596560
may be, but theyre not getting our money. the only thing they care about.
>>80584309
You're supposed to click TOP CRITICS.
Which shows the score at like 50%.
>>80592476
So you're saying that black people are the problem?
>>80595317
-Not putting up a fight against (((cultural marxism)))
Very good goy.
>>80594346
>Alright, who's trolling the IMDB board right now?
That hacker 4chan, I think. At least that is what I read on tumblr.
>>80596565
I WROTE A TEN STAR REVIEW OF THIS AMAZING COMEDY!
>>80587336
Well, it's kinda fair.
The first half of the movie is autistic as fuck (they literall breach all the protocols and common sense principles when trying to get away from the attackers), but it becomes better the further you go.
So it's pretty fair desu, especially given the first part though was pretty good.
Whoa.. really causes cognitive functions in the self.
>>80593816
If young people can't appreciate music or movies because they're old, then who gives a fuck about their opinions?
>>80584656
>9. Don’t be afraid to mute people.
>>80590856
Don't you mean...
>>80591820
Is this your first day internetting?
>>80584717
Professional critics doesn't mean what you think it means. It means they get paid to not be critical of anything they get paid for.
>>80596369
I haven't seen the movie but how hard would it have been for them to explain it away?
"Oh, the bad guy is powering up, that makes the ghosts more corporeal creating a nexus flux that should cause our proton packs to overload their inherant quantum plasma fields and..."
"Yo, hold up, what's this white girl sayin yo?"
"Bad guy powerful, but lasers shoot ghosts now."
"Yeah, dat's what Imma talkin' about!"
I maintain that Patty would have been a better character if she was a former tour guide for the city who quit for a more stable job in the subway and thus knew the history of some of the areas being haunted, it would have made her more of a team member and let her contribute something specific to the plot(ghosts are after all from history).
Here is also another fair and balanced review that is valuable to the reader and is not virtue signalling in any way whatsoever.
>>80588342
The budget was big and the lion's share of it was spent on buying critics
>>80597672
>nerdist
intothetrashetcetc
Early reviews of BvS were good
The movie is going to be shit and reviews are going to reflect that.
