HOLY SHIT PRAISE KEK
THIS IS NOW A SUCC THREAD
KEK IS A FALSE PROFIT
How many layers of irony are you on now /pol/?
>>80558050
PRAISE KEK, this must be a sign!
One time I found a toad and put it in the water because I thought it would be happy there. I was wrong :(
>>80558050
When I was a kid I'd ride over hundreds of these with my bike. They'd pop like popcorn.
>>80558166
you are like a little baby
watch this
KEEEEEEEEKKKKKK
>>80558186
Toads fucking love water
>>80558050
PRAISE HIM!
>got in my car after eating at a restaurant
>there was something on my windshield
>turn on wipers thinking it's dirt or debris or some shit
>it nearly falls off but sticks to the side of the windshield
>check and see what it is
>it's a frog
>but it's pissed and won't let me pick it up
>it jumps under the hood of my car
>open hood
>can't find it
>probably died when I turned on my car to leave
>>80558050
Must be a /b/tard's incestious dreams to be in the trump family
>>80558166
Like maybe 5 or 6 my dude
>>80558050
Praise be. Major happenings soon. and trump will be president for 16 years.
Not a believer of the false god kek
But it is funny seeing ivanka with a frog.
>>80558166
>KEK IS A FALSE PROFIT
Do you honestly think anyone here takes him seriously? It's all roleplaying and having fun. He's basically the team mascot of /pol/.
Just how new are you?
>>80558411
witnessed
>>80558411
Checked
>205 weeks ago
Shitty slide thread, go away, shill
>>80558166
>false profit
is that something jews report on their taxes?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>the first born daughter of the potential most powerful man in the world is sending subliminal messages to a Senegalese zip-lining forum
what a time to be alive
>>80558532
Kek
>>80558166
S U C C
>>80558166
succ?
>SAY IT SUCC, YOU BOY
>"I AM A FALSE PROPHET, AND SUCC IS A SUPERSTITION"
>>80558519
it's upside down you normie redditurd. Rotate it 360 degrees, it becomes m502. A couple of hour ago
trump will be the last president
witnessed
>>80558446
Those who deny his name will not be spared in the end. It isn't too late to repent.
PRAISE KEK!!!!
>>80558166
Kek isn't a prophet you dipshit.
Are you fucking retarded?
I mean sure call Kek an idol if you want but calling Kek a prophet is just downright fucking stupid.
End this post in a zero and that shall be the li'l frogger of certain victory
praise kek
>>80558050
kek
>>80558446
>KEK
>roleplaying
You must be new here.
>>80558050
>>80558050
Praise Kek, the Merciful. Peace be unto him.
>>80558411
witnessed!
kek will keep you safe
>>80558698
>>80558809
>>80558166
>>80558411
>>80558544
>>80558700
>>80558050
What is this heresy? This is surely a manifestation of the will of our Lord Keek.
>>80558643
Lol
>>80558669
Good lord, three away from me not being so comfy
>>80558411
The Frogs have Spoken as with the digits praise KEK.
there is no kek
there is only zuul
>>80558166
PRAISE SUCC
>>80558166
>>80558308
YOU MONSTER
>>80558411
Praise be onto kek
>>80558970
You fucked up
Every night I go to sleep with the sound of frogs in my backyard. Life is good
>>80559060
I BEAR WITNESS
>>80559059
kek fuel for the kek fire
Guys, how do we keep doing this? How does meme magic work? /pol/ is actively influencing real life, Kek is everywhere. Dank memes decide the fate of nations.
How were we blessed with this blessing? Cursed with this curse?
And are we truly responsible enough for this kind of power?
>>80558446
>Do you honestly think anyone here takes him seriously?
lots of us take kek seriously, see liber null
>>80558050
A sign if ever there was one!
Praise be to Kek!
May the heretics burn on the day of the rope!
>>80558050
Kek bless me with dubs!
>>80558050
>its real
Holy fucking shit Kek is actually real
>>80558050
KEK IS HERE
>>80558698
Praise KEK
>>80558050
SDLIFUHWECJSDFMOSIEUDVGLIK SHMDSOG
UOPSGDLMHFWEASZDPHOFI;LWVEJSKD SODGIFMWJE SPOF;ISFSERPDOI,GBHCERD,FJGOAESI';TGJAVZESDPZO;IFJVWESPDO;X9TGOULJ 348597346092TUT WPEROICG; ,SERJDG ERROR OUR SYSTEM THINKS YOUR POST IS KEK POSEI D;FLGJSERPDX
O;GILKVJEXRSDMXG SODGIFLUVJSDOI;
FLKJAVEZSDOFX;ILKJ KEK KEEEEK KE*10^23
>K
>>80558050
UNBELIEVEABLE. WHO AMONG US WOULD STILL DOUBT HIM?
PRAISE KEK
PRAISE QEK
PRAISE UPON HIS PROPHET PEPE
Bless be Kek
>>80559144
Kek. Why God why..
>>80558050
reminder that pepe is raaaaaayciiissss
>>80558308
You're going straight to Kek's hell when you die to be eternally butthurted and memed on forever and ever and ever
>>80559444
#BLESSED
>>80559477
CHECKED FOR KEK
>>80558050
>How did a frog find its way into our office
WHAT
BLESS KEK
>>80559143
Pls post the Britain pissing on globalists Brexit version thanks
>>80559545
KEK BE PRAISED pepe is free from the normies once again as our dear lord KEK has intended.
Praise be to kek
it has to be a sign
>>80558050
PRAISE KEK
>>80558446
>He thinks Kek and meme magic is just "just for fun"
>>80559572
Basically being here all the time?
>sparrow, sign of invasive species lands on bernies podium
>KEK, lord of meme magic lands on Trumps daughter
PRAISE KEK
>>80558050
PRAISE KEK!
>>80558166
False prophet Kek will it.
>>80559477
HOLY FUCKING SHIT WITNESSED
legit trembling a tad
Wow. Capped. Unfuckingreal.
>>80558446
>blaspheming against Kek
that's a paddlin'
>>80558411
>>80558544
>>80558705
>>80558809
>>80558955
>>80559060
>>80559477
>>80559495
THAT'S NOT KEK YOU FUCKING NEWFAGS, THAT'S PEPE. KEK LOOKS LIKE PIC RELATED.
>>80559445
Acquire a frog statue, and build an altar to Kek.
>>80559221
Engrave/paint/whatever the symbols on this statue into yours, or simply include them some where in your altar. Visualize the happenings while you praise him and chant "Meme magic!" repeatedly. You can also honor him by spreading Kek's teachings to others on /pol/
>>80558050
she's asking eric almost as if she knows he had something to do with it
eric funposts here
connect the dots
>>80558166
KEK its the only GOD.
>>80558446
>not being a believer
>>80559825
Because 7 dubs post and pic mentions 7s with 7 dubs also. Spoopy fo real
>>80558809
>kek is real
>his alternative name is kuk
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuk_(mythology)
>>80558050
>>80558050
>>80559902
Pepe is his prophet (memes be upon him) you fucking bong.
>>80559622
>i got dubs twice
pic unrelated
>>80559902
Fuck off infidel before Kek gets angry
>>80558446
>roleplaying
Kek has and will continue to dictate every ebb and flow in the universe.
>>80559477
Kek has spoken.
>>80558050
I found a big slimy kek toad at the entrance to my alcohol store of choice. I picked him up gently, and put him in the garden outside of the shop.
Do you think Kek blesses me for finding safety for the slimy toad?
>>80559477
C H E C K E D
>>80558050
77 for kek
>>80558050
Praise Kek, he is granting a blessing upon the Trump family. Praise his name. Thank you based Kek.
IT'S BEEZLEBUB IN THE FLESH IVANKA IS FUCKED!
>>80559988
>88
>dat pic
losing it sheeeit
Attention all Libertarians. Gary Johnson has SOLD OUT to Soros and company. Don't waste your vote, VOTE TRUMP 2016!
Watch short video with proof.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Xjrfw21HjkQ
>>80559971
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuk_(mythology)
I KNEW IT!
>>80558050
well fuck lol
Kek is real, he is the god of random number generation.
>>80558549
My nigga
>>80560135
No Libertarian worth their salt would vote for such a colossal FAGGOT as Johnson.
McAfee or Trump or Bust.
>>80558446
Australia
>>80559477
Praise KEK
!!
>>80559477
Witnessed!
>>80559477
>that picture
>those dub 7's
Praise be to Kek! The most merciful! May he bless our image board of peace!
>>80558050
Witness me, Kek!
>>80559777
underated kek post
>>80558050
Rolling Numbers for more punishment to be bestowed on to Orlando, Florida.
My the souls of the sacrificed please kek.
>>80558050
shit is getting crazy 2bh lads
>>80558050
How to alter reality like a god
Step 1: throw everything you know about reality and logic out of the window
Step 2: meditate on the notion that you are capable of being a god until you have an autonomous sensory meridian response
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autonomous_sensory_meridian_response
(Your body is being connected to a higher power when it happens)
Step 3: Once you achieved asm, your entire being is in a godlike state, tether your godlike euphoria onto something and concentrate triggering more asm, essentially lighting in your bones
Step 4: Once you self charged yourself and the thought with asm responses, unleash it
Step 5:?????
Step 6: Prophet
If it doesnt work the first time keep practicing it, with enough practice you will eventually be able to willfully alter reality like a god.
>>80558166
Is Succ the final form of Wojak?
>>80559477
Lead us to victory oh blessed Kek!
>>80560598
>Of by one
I MUST REPENT!
>>80558166
WTF is SUCC?
>>80559444
>OUR SYSTEM THINKS YOUR POST IS KEK
Praised is Kek. all praise.
>>80559777
>those 7s
Kek checked ur kek for keks
>>80558050
Okay, meme magic is getting out of hand now. We should double down on it and see what happens.
>>80558050
>How did a frog makes its way indeed...
ARE THERE ANY IVANKA PEPES!?!?!?
>>80558166
>>80560675
>KEK is Pepe's final form
>SUCC is Wojak's jinal form
>you will see these two forces fight in your lifetime
>>80559777
But you never get a (you).
No matter how much shit post, bait or even post something worthwhile (you) will never at a reply.
>>80558847
Typical swede post
>>80560819
We need to awaken humanity through meme magic.
Everyone must accept the inner darkness of the human psyche that is kek.
>>80560898
CH:2 KEK’s return
For many Eons, KEK drifted alone in the void. He had succeeded in overthrowing his brethren, but in doing so, he had also undermined his very own foundation.
As the god of Chaos and anarchy, this did not bother KEK, he had no need for sustenance through followers, for as long as humanity persists, jealousy, hatred and anarchy will too persist.
Nobody turned to KEK when life was good, nobody turned to KEK when the food was ripe and the beds were warm. But when a man loses everything, then he is ready for the frog gods embrace and blessing.
When a man laughs at his demise, when he curses his loved ones and the world around him, when he has lost the sense of society, KEK will finally let him in, as a chosen follower of the true god.
And as time passed on, KEK's name too was forgotten, a tale of old, save for a few, chosen damned.
But KEK merely laughed from the bottom of the void, for he is the bringer of happenings, and what he has foreseen, so it shall be.
And as mighty KEK had foreseen, soon, followers appeared.
At first they were few, outcasts from society, lurking in the shadows, and calling for the abyss through imagery, and the revelation of his presence through repeating digits.
But as humanities despair grew, and it always does, so did KEK's followers.
Betrayed by life, betrayed by the world they knew, these men saw humanity for what it truly was, and they laughed.
Laughed for anger, laughed for joy, laughed for hatred and for love, for life and for death.
And from the depths of their hearts, a long lost voice laughed with them.
>>80559477
....................
>>80559477
>>80559825
Even more to it.
PRAISE KEK!
>>80559477
WITNESSED MY LORD
>>80560995
Soon, the sphere of followers had grown to such numbers, that they even dwarfed the followers he once had in egypt.
As Humanity had advanced technologically, man had also forgotten about the powers that be, but cannot be comprehended.
No gods were there to challenge KEK when he emerged, only antics, comfortable on their golden thrones, where they could not see the ground beneath them or the darkness behind them.
The god of blood and pride from Islam did not care, for he was content as his followers spread his word.
The Lord of lies and change from Christianity did not care, for he was content, focusing only on the past and the future, as his followers diminished.
The god of decay and acceptance from Buddhism was content, telling people to accept their fates, as he had accepted his own.
And the gods from Hinduism were much to busy interacting with each other to notice the creeping darkness.
And they all ignored as the void grew, for even gods may forget what never wanted to be seen in the first place, and many want to forget, what they did not wish to know in the first place.
As KEK had foreseen, soon he made his prescence kown, not through love and joy, but through true miracles. Through true happenings, through chaos and anarchy.
Happenings only men who had broken off from the path of humanity could enjoy.
And as he laughed, his chosen laughed with him through their collective mind, they all praised the mighty frog who bound them together, and KEK was good, and spoke through his prophets, through the repeating digits.
As the fires rose, and as humanity cried for the help of gods who took them for granted, KEK rejoiced, and then he laughed.
>>80558050
>this is what Trump supporters look like
So what are kek's "10 commandments"? Christianity has the bible, Islam has the quran, what about kek? What is/will be his holy book?
I brought this up in the last thread and it got deleted
>>80558446
Not believing in the personification of chaos and memes. It's like you're denying reality.
>>80559477
OH MY FUCKING GOD
CHECKED
WITNESSED
MERCY BE UPON US FOR KEK IS WITH US
>>80558166
> Kek false God
> Yet gets doubles
KEK HAS SPOKEN YOU MASSIVE FAGOT
KEK BE PRAISED
>>80561155
KEK is the god of chaos, he has no commandments. just sit back and watch his will be revealed
The signs all align. Last Kek thread I just posted in with some truths got 404ed instead of archived. Happens often. About 5 mins ago. What are they trying to hide? Watch this thread be kill soon. Cap it. The Chaos candidate will win, and these happenings are nothing compared to what will come.
>>80561115
CH:3 The Divide:
As the children of KEK started discovering these happenings, and truly accepting him as the one true god, KEK decided it was time to cast the all remaining gods into the abyss.
They were weakened from time, from their own limitations, from their own incompetence.
Due to the nature of KEK, his followers do not have the need for sacrifices or prayer, KEK hears all their voices, but instead feed on the rifts and voids that humanity create.
To fight them, and cast them into the abyss, he needed power, more power then ever before, the power to shatter the lies of old, and lead humanity into the comfy stillness of the void.
So the frog god spoke through the holy number seven, and elected a prophet, his name was Trump.
Before the prophets rise to power, KEK had to take precautions. And so, even before his return to power, the frog god started influencing man to ensure his happenings would come true.
He burned imagery of injustice where there where none, and hatred where none existed into the minds of weak individuals, filling them with a sense of purpose, clensing them of any doubt of their cause.
And soon these unwilling and unknowing agents of KEK called SJW’s started doing his bidding.
For each day, they further divided humanity, preaching tolerance, as they used hate and action. Preaching equality as they further divided and burned bridges.
Meanwhile the child had grown. Now a man of power and wealth, he had already started resenbling the blessed frog in appearance. And like the rest of the followers, the prophet had since long shed societies ideals of humanity and compassion.
KEK then turned to his followers and warriors, and gave them visions of images used to mock, to praise and to change the hearts of man. His followers saw these visions of memetic warfare, and saw that they were good, soon the memes of KEK flowed freely to believer and nonbeliever alike.
>>80560135
what is his game? he cant really mean those things? After the FBI thing and being against everything he says he satnds for. It doesnt even make sense in a strategic sense. He loses the nevertrump votes and the Bernie votes by praising Hillary. fucking libertarians have no plan, they just want to be contrarian because it makes them feel like snowflakes
>>80559902
THAT IS THE FALSE IMAGE OF KEK
PRAISING THAT IMAGE IS IDOL WORSHIP AND HERESY
>>80560898
No, they will come together. Kek is our minds and Wojak is our feels.
>>80558050
PRAISE KEK
>>80558050
PRAISE KEK
THE GIRL HAS BEEN CHOSEN TO BE KEK'S ANOINTED
>>80560995
>>80561115
>>80561341
Pretty based anon
Blessings
>>80559477
Kek is with us always.
>>80558308
>They'd pop like popcorn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMnrb7ET8T4
Praise Kek
>>80559902
Hahahha you are too much of an old fag. KEK IS ACTUALLY OUR GOD so we know what we are talking about. Call him qek if that matters
>>80559477
wew fucking lad
>>80558050
PRAISE KEK
MAY HIS WILL BE DONE
>>80558050
praise kek
>>80561812
PRAISE BE KEK
>>80558050
THANK YOU FOR YOUR BLESSING LORD KEK!
>>80561812
praise kek
>>80561155
Kek requires only that you embrace his power, and feed him your energy so that he may grow stronger to influence the world. Though I can think of a few things that a disciple of Kek may wish to follow:
1. Praise Kek for each miracle he brings forth.
2. Do not harm the visage of Kek (don't harm frogs or deface an image of a frog).
3. Thou shalt keep repeating digits sacred.
3. Thou shalt keep repeating digits sacred.
?????
>>80561644
>Shows all the carnage of the crabs, making it seem sad
>Fucking shows a crab eating another right after
Why are crabs so based?
>>80561812
praise be kek
>>80559477
Bless us all, GREAT ONE!!
>>80558166
Burn in hell, heretic
>>80561812
Praise kek
>>80558166
Zero levels.
I meme without irony now.
Real frogs freak me the fuck out. They don't look natural.
>>80558050
Ivanka comfirmed man hands. fucking dropped. those are disgusting.
>>80558446
>>80558446
Kill the non believer, kek
>>80559477
praise
>>80558050
MEME MAGIC IS REAL!
>>80558050
Last week I rescued a frog from a certain death situation. PRAISE KEK
trump will win
Lord Kek will be the end of humanity, as planned.
>>80562027
FRANCIS
E
DEC
ESQUIRE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itxdJ1ci2g4
>>80561812
PRAISE BE KEK
>>80558702
Trump is kek's prophet on earth
>>80562188
wat
>checked
>>80558308
May the curse of KEK be upon you
>>80562188
>implying anyone at all is in control of memes
>>80558411
Memes be upon him
>>80561231
>Yet gets doubles
>Yet
Who is this false god?
KEK loves Trump, he helped him to get rid of El Rato.
>>80558166
About 7. Like my digit. Praise be upon kek.
>>80559643
Here you go.
>>80558050
>tfw we have KEK coins
>>80561812
PRAISE BE KEK
>>80558446
KEK (memes be upon him) is our lord and savior, go back to the Washington times comments section
>>80561808
anyone know where I can still buy this?
kek etymology
lol -> lel -> kek
this is for internet historians who need to be spoonfed because they can't figure it out for themselves
here's to you in 2776 or whatever the fuck
KEK BLESS MY LIFE
>>80559777
>>80558347
If anything happens, we know who to blame.
>>80562523
Kek originated in StarCraft, it's the South Korean way of saying lol.
>>80558050
This is like the bernie bird. Could be a bad omen rather than a blessing
https://www.instagram.com/p/NvwMKnikEP/
witnessed
>>80558166
>Succ
>No mouth hole for fucc
Blasphemy.
>>80562577
>>80559911
holy shit my TRUBS CONFIRM IT.
>>80562523
lulz was a corruption of lol prior to lel, that deserves to be recognized, even if it's cringe-inducing to even mention.
>>80562504
It is sold out and unlikely you'll find one any time soon.
Another frog statue should suffice, and it wouldn't hurt to add those symbols. There are similar looking ones for sale.
>>80558308
Infidel!!!
>>80559777
This is Kek's hell. And you are here for life.
>a fucking feels good man image macro from 2008 has become a God
THIS CANT BE REAL! IS IT?
>Kuk
>>80558050
>we've been acknowledged by ivanka trump
fucking kek
>>80561812
PRAISE BE TO KEK
>>80560662
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autonomous_sensory_meridian_response
Holy shit, I've been able to trigger ASMR at will since I was a toddler. I don't even have to meditate.
Why am I still here then?
>>80562612
kekekek ^_^
>>80561812
PRAISE BE KEK
>>80562740
I've been chalking the symbols on the pavement in random places, I'm not sure why but I like doing it.
>>80558166
His name is Meme Man, you simpleton.
I have many rare Meme Mans.
>>80561155
The Art of The Deal
>>80562933
>>80562966
Yes, praise his name! His power grows! The fire RISES!
>>80561812
Praise be Kek
IF POST NUMBERS REPEATING TRUMPET WILL BECOME POTUS
>>80561812
PRAISE BE KEK
>>80562432
underated
>>80562933
Checked
>>80561812
praise kek
>>80563113
You meant to say "he gets elected and saves Western Civilization"
>>80561812
PRAISE BE KEK
>>80563081
>mfw in 100 years kek is a real religion
>>80558446
shh australia stop talking sense, we're trying to post le frog meigh meighs
>>80558166
s u c c is dead my man
>>80558308
may KEK POP YOUR KNEE'S LIKE RGIII's
>>80563200
FUEL THE FIRE
>>80562966
>>80562933
>>80562766
>>80562611
>>80562577
>>80562188
>>80561855
>>80561644
>>80561155
>>80559988
>>80559911
>>80559799
>>80559777
>>80559622
>>80559477
>>80559444
>>80559422
>>80559144
>>80558955
>>80558700
>>80558544
>>80558166
Witnessed.
PRAISE KEK
>>80561644
These little shits are called jaiba. When I was a kid in Cuba I used to go with a huge fucking sack and collect them by the dozens and make enchilada.
Not the mexican corn thing, enchilada is just like a spicy red sauce.
It doesn't matter if you doubt kek. Kek is powerful enough to smash the doubt.
>>80561812
Praise be Kek!
>>80563322
>>80563300
>>80563233
>>80562766
>>80561812
praise kek
>>80559477
....h-how is this even possible.
>>80559911
Chekt & kekt
>>80563233
Kek has spoken!
May it be as it is written!
>>80558166
>false profit
YOU CAN'T COMPREHEND HOW KEKED YOU GOT
>>80562523
if ur reading this in 2776 ur a massive faggot lmao if I was in your time I'd be fucking bitches on flying cars
>>80558446
may KEK CURSE YOU WITH CLAP WHEN YOU GO FAP!
>>80558446
Nah, everyone here believes in him unironically. Those who say otherwise are using religiously mandated lies to fool non-believers.
Or as we call it, "kekquiiya".
>>80561812
time to hyper-inflate this rare market
>>80558166
your fleeting memes have no power here
this is a temple of KEK
kek likes jews now?
KEK IS SATAN
>>80558411
Try 100
