There are allegedly around 6.5 million Finnish people, right? That's out of about 7.125 billion humans. That means Finns make up .0912% of the planet.
Thats not even a tenth of a percent. That means that 99.9% of the world isn't Finnish. How do we know this? Government censuses.
Now the best government censuses have a margin error of about 1%. So Finns make up .0912% of the planent, plus or minus 1%.
In conclusion: There's a 50/50 chance that Finland doesn't exist.
>>80548312
you should finnish your high school math
>>80548845
>I'm too asspained over the leaf on my flag to be able to enjoy humor
It's a shame, because if everyone was a Finn there would be world peace.
>>80548312
This is a blatant repost from r/4chan. Sage.
>>80548312
He is clearly right here you fucking mongoloid.
>>80548312
Then who made all the memes? Is spurdo a psyop?
>>80549113
>sweden stable
>germany stable
This is like that hilarious index that claimed Sweden has one of the freest and least corrupt medias in the world.
>>80548312
hmm, really makes you think
>>80548312
Finn here. I can confirm. The thing right here... looking at young pictures of slags, trying to get horny. Listening to lyrics of songs I can no longer relate to. Semi-drunk. Having no money, women or career.
50/50 sounds about just about right.
>>80548312
>believing government censuses that Finns can hack into and modify
I'm sure at least fifty percent of the people you meet every day are Finns in disguise. I know I am.
>>80551061
>Sweden has one of the freest and least corrupt medias in the world
But they do. There is no need for censorship when everyone agrees.
>>80548312
we dont exist :(
First genius i met in this place
>>80551853
It's a problem of definition. Sweden's media most certainly censors things and viewpoints by hate speech laws, cultural pressure, or by simply not reporting on certain topics and sending it down the memory hole. The former isn't allowed in the US but we and all western countries have to deal with the latter two, but none of them seem to be captured by these indices. They've defined that type of censorship and corruption out of existence. Hate speech isn't free speech, right? And losing your job for crimethink doesn't count for some insane reason.
>>80548312
>tfw peacemaker between USA and Russia
>tfw peacemaker between EU and Russia
>tfw peacemaker between the East and the West
>tfw link between Japan, China and northern Europe
>tfw main communicator between Noridcs and the Baltics
>tfw leader of the finno-ugric peoples
If Finland didn't exist the world would be in chaos.
Imagine Sweden trying to talk with Putin, jesus.
The population is .0912% with a 1% error margin so our population is between -0.88% and 1.0912% of the global total. 54.56% of the real numbers in that range are positive, therefore there's a 54.56% chance of us existing. Murrifat math education I swear...
>>80548312
I, for one, love this copypasta even though its old as dirt and been run into the ground on a near-daily basis by jackasses like OP
>>80554368
The only thing better than Finland is Estonia.
>>80549007
Holy shit, you're retarded.
Honestly, I'm baffled.
>>80554770
>>80548312
>Even the Finns are more numerous than us.
Sometimes I wonder how people even know our countries exist.
>>80555887
Many Americans have Norwegian ancestry. There's more Americans with Norwegian ancestry than there are Norwegians in Norway (same goes for the Irish).
Plus, you made Occupert. Bretty good show.
>>80555887
Your days are soon numbered eternal scandi
>>80556824
Suomi is besti.
>>80557194
dats rites
>>80548312
Is this real life? Or is this just fantasy?
>>80557487
Mites menee?
>>80557625
Has the burger cracked the enigma machine that is Finnish?
>>80548312
this must be cus of the jews. the jews made up finland
>>80558025
Minun suomenkielen taitoni on huono.
>>80558160
Wew
>>80558160
*suomen kielen
t. grammar nazi supreme commander
>>80559303
Then again it's very believable for a native speaker to write it that way
>>80559303
Anteeksi.
>>80559010
Kerro terveisia Timo:ille minulta
>>80549113
>Sweden
>sustainable
>tfw no semi-autistic finn gf
>>80548312
>american education
>>80548312
>frothing at the mouth with statistics and shitty math
shut the fuck up already
>>80552976
Finland is the main character of the World, not Poland.
>>80560168
on the positive side you won't get stabbed in your sleep
>>80560473
>>80560512
Finns will only knife you with a puukko if you're Russian or you say you like Sofi Oksanen.
>>80548312
>There are allegedly around 6.5 million Finnish
I need one of them to find me a motherfucking bayo for my M39. Step up.
I read an EU report that Finland can hold 62 million people. The EU wants the Finns to be wiped off the face of the Earth.
>>80548312
>Finnish people
>humans
choose one
>>80560747
http://swat.fi/muut/teraaseet/91-30-pistin
No idea where they will agree to ship
>>80560927
Finnexit NOW or riot!!
How are winters in Finland? I live in northern Michigan, would I survive in arctic Finland? How white are womens asses in Finland?
>>80554770
We neurotypicals call that a "joke" you subhuman meat calculator.
People with autism as strong as yours should honestly be aborted.
>>80561149
Saatana. Haista vittu.
>>80561382
You'd survive Southern Finland very well. North of Lahti or so would be too cold for you.
You'd probably die in Rovaniemi.
>>80561382
Same thing that you are used to. The weather is only extreme if you go all the way North where nobody would voluntarily live for any reason unless they own a reindeer farm. That's the tourist attraction for skiing holidays so that's why freezing Finland is a meme.
>>80561434
Whatever, TUBbs
>>80561650
80% of us live in the dark area anyway
>>80561710
This is a fine representation of all Finns
>>80562319
>>80562248
easy to nuke
>>80562864
The Skolt will repopulate the South.
>>80549113
I know this may be hard for a Finish person to understand but people running around stabbing each other isn't world peace. Also if everybody was Finish it would kind of suck watching Olympic hockey as nobody would ever win gold.
>>80563189
*Finnish
Fins are what you find on sharks
Finns are what you find in saunas, passed out on kossu.
>>80563189
why did you have to go there
>>80562689
Finland is going to save the world
>>80563358
not worth saving t b h
>>80563487
Suomi-Viro Khanate, then nuke everything else.
>>80563487
Why Finland....
I just wanted to prove that I TOO can last at least 15 minutes in a hot sauna
>>80557487
This one needs the YES index
>>80563341
Because that is Canadian shit posting, we don't try to be clever like the Aussies, or pretend like we don't give a shit, we just go for a person's balls like a rabid dog.
>>80563341
If you own a Mora over a puukko, you should an hero.
If you have a Mora to wreck to save your puukko for Russian bellies, that's fine.
>>80563827
Maybe you can hero with jukka
>>80563716
i love it
>>80563938
You never spell Juukka's name correctly.
:(
>>80548312
how do they meme so hard if theres so few of them
>>80564011
never heard of such name, jukka is a finnish name.
juukka must be some hidden sami shiet
>>80563612
How can these African countries have such low scores, they have like 100% diversity
>>80563827
Shut the fuck up nigger, Russians are bros. Definitely more so than majority of the beta Finns.
>>80564084
Darkness, kossu and sheer depression and isolation from other Finns.
Eh.. something something perkele?
>>80548312
Take it easy on the red pill
>>80564132
Probably. I just assumed it was normal, like Tuukka. His part of the family sticks to many Saami traditions.
>>80564192
You make Simo sad.
>>80564238
Hinttari.
Love Finns
grew up playing online air combat sims and Finns were everywhere and total bros
I just wish their language wasn't impossible to learn,
>>80564168
Tell me ONE thing Africa and their shitty diaspora is not at the bottom of the barrel? They are not humans.
>>80564417
nou
>>80564477
Ime äitis nussimaa kyrpää.
Do any of you Finns play disc golf? I heard its your national pasttime...
>>80564210
Also all Finnish comedy is either edgy dark humor, tireless repetition of something stupid until the repetition itself becomes the joke, and mixture of both.
I'm trying to say we've been culturally engineered for maximum meming.
>>80564586
Let me know when you stop copying insults from google m8 lad fampai
>>80564637
>>80564601
we only play with our benises
>>80564637
It's kinda ironic since we're among the happiest people in the world.
>>80564601
National sports of Suomi:
Hockey
Competitive Wife Carrying
Competitive Cellphone Throwing (distance)
Competitive Vomiting in Tallinn
Competitive Knife Sharpening
Competitive Hating of Ålanders
Competitive Staying Out of Turku
Reindeer Racing (Saami only)
Formula 1 and Rally Car racing (Up into the ass of Timo)
>>80564797
Finn girls that ugly, huh?
Anyone have that image proving that Finland is the true successor of the Holy Roman Empire?
>>80565007
>>80564750
Not Google, munapää.
>>80548312
Keep believing it.
We Finns have infiltrated your country and are moving to positions of power. You have no idea how much we control you already.
>>80565066
Ja siitä.
Ympärysmitta 50cm. Viisikymmentä-vitun-senttimetriä.
Kuvitteleeko joku teistä oikeasti mahtavansa minulle esim. mitään oikeassa katutilanteessa? Kuvitteletteko kenties uskaltavanne avata suutanne, saati edes katsoa muualle kuin omiin kengänkärkiinne, kun minä nappaan naistanne perseestä kiinni baarissa ja vetäisen tuplaposen takaa? Niinpä niin. Siinähän sitten istutte kynäniskat hiljaa loosissanne alahuuli väpättäen ja imette kiukkuanne. Minä sen sijaan teen mitä haluan, sen varmistavat nämä olkavarteni, joilla liikuttelen helposti 45kg painoja scott-hauiskäännössä. Minulla on niiden ansiosta valta ja voima jota te ette ikinä tule saavuttamaan.
Nonniin, nyt tiedätte paikkanne, pikku rotat :) Oli pakko vähän käydä kertomassa miten asiat tuolla oikeassa elämässä menee, kun täällä netissä moni luulee olevansa niin kovaa poikaa ja trollaa estoitta kaikesta maan ja taivaan väliltä. Jos minuun joskus baarissa törmäät, niin parempi pysyä poika lestissäs, vaikka vähän naistas päättäisin kokeilla sulta lupaa kysymättä. Mut huoli pois, se kyl varmasti tykkäis kun saisi kerrankin oikeaa urosta ;)
Vituttaako? Ei se mitäään. Minä nautin elämästäni.
>>80564928
I've been in many countries and I must say, I enjoy it here.
>>80564891
Do you have to carry your own wife, or can it be the neighbors wife?
>>80565148
Soon, /pol/ will be marking us like: (((Jarvinenineninen)))
>>80557487
>Promiscuity
>1#
>Good
>>80556127
>Occupert
>Bretty good show
>Racemixing: The Norwegian Propaganda
Kill yourself you fucking halfbreed.
>>80550045
Oh fuck the Greek on the right killed me
>>80564192
Glad to see Germany is not as cucked with this regard.
>>80565186
Though we're getting cucked to some extent.
>>80565166
En ymmärrä.
My Finnish is still very basic, but what I gather is you want to murder me if I talk to you at a pub?
Mitä olen tehnyt koskaan tehdä teidän, serkku?
>>80565667
you just know what happened
>>80565217
Your own wife/gf, usually. Estonians dominated the sport for a few years.
>>80565445
That's why it was only "Bretty good" and not great.
>tfw massive Finnaboo
>>80565820
You have been pasta'd
>>80566142
I was thinking so, but as I was only trying to translate it with my limited skill and englati-suomi sanakirja, I couldn't tell.
>>80549113
>Ukraine more stable than Russia and as stable as Belarus
TRASH
RASH
ASH
SH
H
>>80566027
I love pre 19th century USA and I honestly think your whites (and Jews) are the most productive and desirable people in the world.
>>80566295
you will never survive rovaniemi like this son
>>80551543
Femanon here
Can you pls give babies? :3
>>80566539
You should come to visit Michigan's Western Upper Peninsula. It's sort of stuck in pre-talvisota Finland.
We all dance to Ievan Polkka, towns have Finnish names, Finnish named streets, it's one of the few places in America you can find kossu and most people make their living as lumberjacks or miners.
>>80566654
I know. That's why I'm not herding the poro with Juukka yet.
>>80566539
we all love that era of usa
>Grandparents lived in a big Finnish community
>Danced in the local Finn hall all the time
>Finnish people everywhere
>Go there recently
>Everyone is Mexican
>>80567115
Where the fuck is this? Kaleva, Michigan?
>>80566539
Teach me Finnish and I'll teach you pre 19th century American... I'm begging
>>80550045
>No France
Don't you remember the Normans? France is nordic too
>>80567269
1st Lesson:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4om1rQKPijI
>>80550045
>>80567482
Holy shit I'm fucking blind, just noticed the guy with the baguettes
>>80549113
>sweden
>germany
>peaceful
meme'd
>>80548312
holyshit
maybe Binlan really don't exist
>>80567646
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsT1Tm4IK2E
heres the grandaddy of finnish melancholy songs with somewhat broken english translation
>>80567871
Venäjä lost a bunch of soldiers in Sweden, mistaking it for Ei-Suomi...
>>80567953
Heh. I've heard this one before.
The true Finnish Granddaddy song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rmo3fKeveo
:)
>>80568388
>>80568823
God, I miss mämmi. My mother would make it every pääsiäinen when I was a lad. It was so good.
>>80569097
I hope you didnt ruin it with sugar and cream like most people ive seen do
>>80554279
Finland either exists or does not exist, hence a 50% chance you fucking idiot.
>>80569229
A touch of cinnamon only. My isä wouldn't eat it any other way.
>>80561366
>finnexit
>not fixit
>>80569367
Juha Mieto (pic related) claims to eat 30kg of mämmi around every easter.
>>80569575
It has 26% of your daily fiber needs.
>>80569766
I should start importing it to merica and become a millionaire
>>80569943
Non-Fenno-Americans can't stand it, trust me. Like salmiakki, they don't understand its greatness.
>>80551853
M8
>>80564637
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICnv86DgUWE
>>80570283
i will simply accuse them of finnophobia
>>80567482
Did you miss the Algerian flag?
>>80570437
Where I live, I get called "white" by BLM people on a regular basis. I call them racist for not recognizing I'm Skolt Saami and therefore not white.
Want to see the proverbial "deer in the headlights" from a BLM activist? Tell them about a minority they have never heard of.
>>80570780
is blm like an active group?
i thought they only blocked streets once a month
also post eyes and your height you mongolian BASTID
>>80570780
is blm like an active group?
i thought they only blocked streets once a month
post some saami eyes and how tall are you?
all saamis i ever met were quite short but maybe that american tapwater has morphed you!
>>80571142
>>80571212
oh the first post went thru
stronk internet
>>80571142
BLM is active enough in the part of Michigan I live in that I deal with them harassing me about once every two weeks. Demanding I sign a petition or rally against the police and if I don't, I'm a "racist cracker."
I's 180 cm (5'11") which I know is very tall for Skolt Saami. My shoulders are narrow as fuck, though.
As for eyes, here you go. The "Lapland Gray" as they are called around here.The color has literally frightened women because they are "creepy."
>>80570780
Just threaten to beat them up if they don't recognize your Finnish Greatness.
Being only 1/4 Danish is enough to be Scandinavian right?
>>80571893
not as slanted as i thought!
It would be a real shame if those BLM activists would disappear to that big michigan lake...
>>80561197
>35,00€
I don't understand. Is this 35.00 Euros? Is it 3,500? is it 35,000?
>>80572515
just 35 euro
>>80548312
Good work detectice
>>80572269
Unlike Inari, the Skolt "mixed" with the Southern Finns more often. We definitely carry more Finnish traits than other Saami tribes but still suffer from Nasu-Hakola Disease more than Southern Finns (it kills all males in my family. I have it).
I just want to come home to Rovaniemi.
>>80572627
whats stopping you
>>80572740
Taking care of two elderly parents. I won't put them in a nursing home. Beyond that, you know my suomenkielestä is shit.
>>80572627
>Over 200 cases have been reported worldwide in the literature, the majority of them being in the Japanese and Finnish population.
The linguistic similarities have always had me wondering about the possible links between Finnish and Japanese (or Ainu?) people.
This can't be a coincidence.
>>80572975
Take them with you
saami uprising now!
>>80573120
A minority of those 200 cases were discovered in America by Mayo Clinic. PLOSL is my family legacy. Everyone assumed it was early-onset Alzheimer's.
I have the TRAM and DAP inhibitors.
>>80561710
>North where nobody would voluntarily live for any reason unless they own a reindeer farm.
>>80573178
I will volunteer for puolustusvoimat always. Suomi has my gun and my body.
>>80564797
I fucking love you, Finguy
>>80552076
I bought this book. I could relate to almost every single one of the situations. Which was more scary than anything else.
Thats nothing. According to the swedish government. Swedes do not exist, period.
Atleast you have a chance.
>>80563716
God that's the funniest shit I've ever heard. You must be Manitoba or Saskie.
FIXIT WHEN
Now if only the Finnish national healthcare system worked. If I want to see a GP in Sweden where I study I haul my ass down to the health center at 8 o'clock and get a time at ~9-~10 to see a ethnic Swedish doctor.
Back home in Finland the wait is usually 5-6 hours to see a shitskin doctor, and if I want to book one I'll get a time in approximately 1-2 months.
>>80577179
Dude Sweden is controlled by the jews
