Oliver from Stroud in Gloucestershire just exposed Nigel Farage to keek and meme magic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAkwv5PNapY
>66
He is with us.
i am with you
based oliver
crashing LBC with no survivors
>>80477466
praise kek
>>80477466
you did a good job oli
Thank you, Oliver.
>>80477466
it just struck me that he missed the opportunity to say, "good morning. funny, isn't it?"
MEEEEEEEEEME MAGICK
KEHK NOT KEEK
DON'T LET THIS BECOME THE SUNNI SHIA SPLIT OF MEME MAGIC
rolling for quints
KEEEK HAS SPOKEN.
Praise KEEK
>>80477733
Praise keek
>>80477466
/pol/iver you magnificent bastard
>>80477761
reroll
I'd love to know what went though Nige's mind when "keek" and "meme magic" was said.
>>80477466
Our lad Oliver.
Praise be to KeeK
G-GOOD A-AFTERNOON
so does nigel do LBC every Sunday morning or what?
GOOD AFTERNOON!
>>80477466
Hello. I'm Nigel Farage and discovered this place after searching "meme magic" into the Google. What is it like?
>>80477466
THOSE DIGITS. THE LINK HAS BEEN MADE. THE FIRE STARTED.
>Keek
Is that how it's pronounced?
>>80477466
Did this really happen? Cause I think this really happened.
>>80477856
post proofs please nige
>>80477815
KEK has spoken
>>80477466
>>80477733
>TRIP DUBS!
Kek is here faggots
that feel when you just outed yourself as pol to the world and spilled spaghetti while you did it
>>80477904
What Oliver says goes
>>80477795
"Gotta answer this in such a way that they'll know I'm with them but the normies can't pin this on me."
>>80477866
FFF checked.
praise kek
how wonderful have these last few weeks have been?
>>80477904
There is a video of Tyrone saying top kek for hours, this is how it's pronounced.
KEEK
E
E
K
>>80477466
Last one.
What kind of dumbass reads "kek" and pronounces it "keek"?
>>80477754
Was probably nervous as fuck
give him a break
>>80477904
Old Egyptian was an abjad, it can be pronounced anything from [kuk] to [kek] and [kik] if you will.
>>80477760
What schism are you talking about?
There's only ever been one Keek.
>>80477466
the memes are leaking into reality
>>80477987
Autistic ones
>>80478022
DUBS
PRAISE KEEK
MEME MAGIC
We are blessed, tis a sign from kek.
Kek has touched Nige
Do you realize what this means /pol/?
>>80477466
cringey as fuck
jesus wept
>>80477987
I thought he was scottish
How the fuck do you mispronounce a three letter word
>>80477987
a 12 year old who just started to use the internet without his mother's permission
Can Oliver here actually tell us why the fuck he said "Keek" and not Kek?
What was going through your damaged and meme sodden brain?
GOOD JOB, OLIVER!
haha both their reactions when he said keek
Keek is a false prophet, this is heresy.
>Keek
What did he mean by this?
>>80477466
>g-good afternoon
>>80477466
The cringe is too strong
I can't watch this it's too cringey
He didn't even say kek right
Good afternoon is my new favourite meme
>>80477760
Good God Oliver, what have you done
>>80478086
I went spaghetti i didnt even say good afternoon right
>>80477994
yeah, i would have been too.
everyone tweet meme magic, goodafternoon and keek to nigel?
Is Keek to Kek what Mewtwo was to Mew??
EVERYONE TWEET "GOOD AFTERNOON" TO NIGE. WE ONLY HAVE 40 MINUTES UNTIL IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE
well done, oliver you wonderful bastard
>>80478168
Fucking numpty.
inb4
>hurr why didn't you call in durr
>>80477955
>>80478022
>>80477866
>>80477822
>>80477766
>>80477733
>>80477466
I don't understand the good afternoon thing. Was this done in the morning?
Or was there some joke to it?
>>80478191
Terrible analogy mortal.
Nigel was already exposed to Turkroaches and we wuz kangz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jAsERpaqQo
>>80478206
its already afternoon
The fact that the only /pol/ack who managed to get through to Nige pronounced kek as "keek" surely means that KEEK is the only true way to pronounce kek?
i was going to ask him if he praises kek for the victory but they cut me off
the best part was when he said good afternoon in the morning and then after being corrected said it again
>>80477466
WE WUZ KEK AND SHIT
>>80478233
>80478233
KEEK IS WITH US
PRAISE HIM AND HIS NOBLE COMPANION OLEEVER
>good afternoon
>said BEFORE noon
What did he mean by this?
>>80478233
:o Checked
>>80478168
g-g-good afternoon
imagine nige and the other guy, everyone else in that studio, everyone listening live, and everyone who'll watch the video on youtube, and the subset of them who'll google "meme magic" and end up here.
how many? dozens, hundreds, thousands?
Absolute madman
10th of July. Feast of St. Oliver.
Pray for Keek and meme magic.
>>80478234
>Was this done in the morning?
Yes
>want to watch
>terrified of the cringe
my whole body is seizing up anticipating the spaghetti
It was most autistic thing that i ever seen
>>80478302
Gorillions
>>80478250
THEY WUZ KINGS
>>80478299
Holy shit, checked
He is with us
>>80478226
>>80478295
Are Nige can see into the future. That's why he's so good at shit-talking people. He has a lot of time to think about what they'll say.
>>80477987
He wasn't talking about Kek. He was talking about the website Kik.
>>>80476260
>>80478299
>>80478300
Listened to this live and I literally pulled myself into a foetal position I cringed that hard.
>Good afternoon Nigel
>It's not quite afternoon yet Oliver
>Yes, good afternoon Nigel
>keek
Kek will smite you for this, Oliver from Gloucester.
>>80478318
Well...at least he managed to make Nige laugh
why are you cucks calling Kek, Keek?
also check 'em
>>80477466
>>80477466
>>80477466
>>80477466
>>80477466
>>80477466
Praising Kek can prevent baldness.
>>80478302
A hell of a lot. Googling Meme Magic takes you straight to the Know Your Meme page and they'll learn the whole story.
>>80478258
Good afternoon, Oliver
>>80478252
Fuck, I thought you were 12 behind
>>80478319
There's very little cringe. Oliver brings up Kek and meme magic, and then Nigel - who knows full well what it's about but doesn't want the normies to know - spins off about young people.
>>80478370
The moment he said meme magic I just laughed uncontrollably and missed most of the call.
TWEET NIGEL FAGGOTS
>TWEET NIGEL FAGGOTS
TWEET NIGEL FAGGOTS
>TWEET NIGEL FAGGOTS
TWEET NIGEL FAGGOTS
>TWEET NIGEL FAGGOTS
TWEET NIGEL FAGGOTS
>TWEET NIGEL FAGGOTS
TWEET NIGEL FAGGOTS
>TWEET NIGEL FAGGOTS
>>80478022
I support Keek
Kek supporters are scum
>>80478454
>having a twatter
fucking cunt
Gahhh so much cringe.
>>80478302
more than all who were killed in the holocaust
>>80478394
do it work?
also
>propeCIA
dont use it its likely aids or mk ultra
I'm using 'keek' from now on. Fuck it.
>>80478374
Fuck just reading that made me laugh again.
You did good Ollie you beautiful autistic bastard. I probably would have spaghetti'd too if I had the balls to call Nige.
>call narage
>expose yourself as a massive autist who cant speak on the phone
ahahhahahahah britcucks
>>80478491
There is only one Keek, and Oliver is his prophet
Is saying 'good afternoon' before noon the verbal equivalent of 'you too'?
Oliver is blasphemous.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKJ2CeVEzPo
>>80477904
Top keek m8
>>80478491
Aye, Keek's powers are undeniable in this thread. But do not fall for it, it is but a Jew trick to make you follow the false God. Keep faith in Kek /pol/. He has brought us this far, do not fall for heresy now.
Are Nige knew what was up so he answered the question like a politician.
>>80478412
Daylight savings fuckery, I don't know if they're 11 or 13 hours behind and I can't be fucked checking
>>80478502
So at least 1
>>80477466
PRAISE KEEK
Good afternoon
However..
GOOD AFTERNOON
Praise keek
>>80478491
Keek and Kek are one and the same. He cannot be divided. He is supreme.
>>80478576
4jew
>>80478572
I'm not autistic like Oliver but I would have laughed uncontrollably over the phone before I was able to spout any memes, so I reckon he did a good job
>>80478602
Yeah, fuckin ay
>>80478587
>Is saying 'good afternoon' before noon the verbal equivalent of 'you too'?
It think the funniest part was when Nigel corrected him and he went and said it again.
I think a straight up
"Good morning everybody! It's funny isn't it, when I called up this morning you all laughed at me! Well your NOT LAFFING NOW ARE YA"
would have been much funnier than dweebing out talking about keek and meme magic.
Keek supporters are Protestant scum who need to leave
fucking cringed hard
>>80478655
cheers m8
post the gif of nige waving his hands in the air and laughing when oliver says good afternoon again
This pleases KEK.
>>80478660
That's offensive to are Nige though
>>80478660
That was pure gold
>>80478672
Agreed it should've been more clever than
LOL MEMES HAHAHAHA
But oh well, it's better than nothing. At least he got through.
>>80478660
I'd be sounding like an autist too if i was chatting to the savior of britain
>stingey incomprehensible scot
>farage supporter
Choose your fighter!
>>80478643
Keek supporters are the Rafidah (lit: "rejectors", "rejectionists", "those who reject" or "those who refuse")
Keek is the true path
So it's now keek, not kek?
NIGGE
>>80478643
In the name of the Father Kek, the son QeK and the holy ghost KEEK.
Amen.
>>80478726
>>80478587
No but saying it again after you've been corrected is.
Someone really needs to make a gif of that double hand dunking movement by nige.
>>80478258
>brought normies to /pol/
>gave shills ammo to try and split the Meme Magi into Kehk and Keek
>reinforced the stuttering autist stereotype
>type posts like a tumblrina
You fucked up quite a bit, but I forgive you.
>>80478744
This one was cleverer, especially at the end
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jAsERpaqQo
>>80477466
It's pronounced "keek"?
I've been saying "kehk" :(
>>80477466
Keek? Seriously?
OLIVER HERE
TAP KORK
>>80478779
Stay faithful to KEK brethren. Keek is the God of Jews & Pagans.
>>80478779
No
They're just trying to force a new meme, it will go over when other anons see the autistic origin.
>>80478806
Exactly, more subtle.
who is keek?
>>80478818
It's not keek, it's kek
>keek
what a fucking mong
>>80478818
It's Kehk.
>>80477466
When autism from /pol/ escapes
Why the fuck are they talking about Keak like that's something new? Fucking kids I swear.
>>80478856
One fucking job!
ORTISM
>>80478793
>>80478799
holy fuck you are dumb
>>80477987
If he had pronounced it KeK it would just be an obvious allusion to cuck. We don't want to spread cuck round here, to get normies talking about the shameful act is to advertise it.
>>80478793
Muhammad loves it
>>80478806
this is how you do it
not
>KEEK and MEME MAGIC
Fuck you Oli. Nice schism mate.
>>80478917
>5 seconds after it was posted
>>80478919
That's a stupid excuse and you know it.
>>80478964
you starting m8?
>>80477466
>there's something odd going on
>>80478806
Nige doesn't want racism on his show. Look at the way he reacts to Turkroaches. He seems like an honest guy.
>>80478802
Calm down, cunt. He did more than anyone else
>>80478790
Surely it's The Father Kek, The Wife's Son Kuk and The Holy Ghost Keek.
>>80478779
keek are heretics don't listen to them
stay true to our saviour KEK
>>80478806
Underrated Kangz
>>80478790
>kek, qek and keek
i like it
>>77777777
>>80478806
>saying turkroaches to nigel farage
this is the best /pol/ irl i have ever seen
>>80478519
Yeah it lowers DHT significantly (the hormonal by-product that attacks hair follicles by starving them of nutrients, causing hair loss).
You will probably want to use it with Nizoral Shampoo and Minoxidil for maximum effect.
>>80478997
>>80478827
GOOD AFTERNOON
>>80479019
good shit famalam
>>80477466
Do you pronounce it like that?
I thought it was more like "keck".
I..is Oliver...a..p-prophet of kek?
>>80479155
yes mr autismo
its not what he said but what he did
>>80479155
there is only one keek and oliver is his prophet
>>80479155
You as well my boy
>>80479142
>I thought it was more like "keck".
It it . . .that's why it was funny.
>>80479019
This is good. I like this Trinity.
>>80479155
he is unworthy. to call kek (pbuh) keek is a deliberate blasphemy
>IS IT KEK OR KEEK?
It's about who should lead the future of this great religion, and it began at the moment of Oliver's call to Nigel Farage. It is unknown whether or not this was done deliberately, but Oliver in his call asked Nigel Farage about "Keek and Meme Magic". This was the first instance of the schism between Kek and Keek. He referred to the Lord of the religion of Meme Magic, as Keek, despite the universally agreed Kek (as put forward by the consensus of the scholars of /pol/).
The supporters of Kek say that Oliver had stuttered, or he had made a mistake, and he had meant to say Kek, but instead said Keek
The supporters of Keek, deny the fallibility of Oliver (as the chosen Prophet of the Lord of Meme Magic, as it was his call that went through to Nigel, despite several others on /pol/ trying). Some even say that it was the Lord himself speaking through Oliver, to Nigel Farage, and that the Lord could not have made such a careless mistake to mispronounce His own name, and that He intended to say "Keek"
as a testament to His supporters, and that after this divine revalation was made through the Prophet Oliver, it is now canon to call the Lord as Keek (despite the previous Kek)
>>80478806
>portugal was kings
>GREECE was kings
>bringing in turkroaches
fuck me what a laff
>>80477904
it won't stop with the name changing....
until he's kike....
>>80478988
No its not. It is blatantly KeK not keek. The guy didn't want to say something that sounded like cuck, a natural aversion to it, the same way you don't swear at your grandmother or bring up degenerate subjects with them.
come on, see the logic in it.
>>80479241
Oh straya
What the fuck did that moron even say?
>kiiiik magic
What the fuck is that? Can't these idiots even pronounce kek?
Embarrassing. No wonder Farage had no clue what this guy was on about.
Kek rhymes with wreck and Shrek, not with leek.
>>80479241
I say we remain faithful to KEK.
Keek is a heresy trap created by the Jews to lead us down the wrong path. Do not fall for it brethren!
>2016
>forgetting about Bahl
>frogetting about the Aussie Bahl poster who died in a thunderstorm
Now that kids is true meme magic
>>80478299
>>80478233
>>80477733
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
whats going ooooooooooooooooooonnn
>>80479307
bollocks
was anyone here for the call in show where someone suggested concentration camps in scottish islands for refugees? they were an absolute madman
KEEK IS KEK'S BROTHER!
>>80479241
you goddamn heretics destroying our peaceful religion
it was a mistake our true lord will always be kek and anything other is wrong
>>80477466
Based Bill needs to phone in.
https://youtu.be/m4HQcLy7hao
>>80479241
>>80479367
>>80479307
As a follower of Keek, I ask all my brothers who continue to call the Lord as Kek, to accept the divine revelation from the Lord, through his Holy Prophet Oliver, to make the switch to Keek
O Those who reject Keek, and continue to call Him Kek, we do not regard you as followers of another Lord, rather we follow the same Lord, but He has, Himself, through His Prophet and Messenger Oliver, asked us to call him Keek, and we must obey His divine command and revelation
Do not fall in the trap of Major Shirk, by denying the Lord, and His chosen Names and Attributes
>>80477904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hcSpSC8T0M
>>80479241
>some autstic fag in here will unironically believe this shit
nice bants aussie
>>80479241
Clearly prophet Oliver spoke of meme magic. We all witnessed this did we not? Therefore, Keek must be accepted as one of the true names of Kek.
Do you think when Nigel left the studio he googled meme magic on his phone or laptop, or do you think he already knew what it meant and frequents /pol/ already?
>>80479429
Ha yeah. and being force fed pork products
requesting a link to this video
Nigel says good afternoon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5J_xPo878Pw
>>80477724
>>80477943
>>80478168
>>80478258
>>80478714
post vocaroo oliver
>>80479367
>>80479455
It's just a different pronunciation of the same idea. It is only the people pushing a new spelling that are trying to divide.
Praise Kek.
What was going through his mind at this moment, /pol/?
>>80479514
yes. pls linkkk
>>80479499
Kek says yes...
>>80479474
Keek is not the messiah, and Oliver is a false prophet. You will lead us to our end!
>80477777
>>80479555
looks like "shut it down" as he reaches for the hangup button
>>80479555
>oh fuck I know that
>>80479555
>555
Meme
a
g
i
c
>>80479485
Literally just posting what the two sides believe
In that specific post, I hadn't made any opinion on which is right or wrong
>>80479555
Praise him!
>>80479367
Fucking scandinavians and your bastardized version of Keek
Don't you respect anything?
You will be punished for your blasphemy.
Don't anger him
>>80477733
and here we go
>>80478806
>actually mentioning turkroaches in front of nigel farage
can't stop laughing
>>80479666
PRAISE KEK
>>80479595
>>80477777
let me get that UUUU
>>80479555
better check /pol/
>>80479555
he cut me off once nigel opened his mouth so i guess thats what he was thinking
>>80479555
He's grabbing his phone to check /pol/ obviously
>>80479677
why contain it
Allahu kekbar!
>>80478806
>/pol/acks don't like it
kek
>>80479555
>>80479666
Kek gave us dubs.
Keek gives us trips.
Choose to believe in whoever you want...
>>80479573
HOLY SHIT DUBS KEK IS WITH ME THANK YOU LORD
>>80479542
How about we come to a common ground, and spell it as Kek, but pronounce it as "Keek"?
I would prefer Keek as the Lord Himself declared as His name,
>>80479590
What proofs or justification do you have to deny Oliver as a Prophet??
The Lord himself chose Oliver to speak to Nigel Farage
>>80479555
Most realistically "Why are you talking to Nigel Farage about magic?" or something like that.
>>80479730
but why Keek you autist?
>>80479777
PRAISE KEEK
OLIVER IS KEEK'S PROPHET
KEEK IS THE LORD OF MEME MAGIC
>>80479777
He is speaking through you, too.
I think he has elected us anglos as the chosen people.
>>80479555
He made this thread.
>>80479555
the goym know
So did cunts tweet are Nige?
Death to all those who praise kek
Inquisition when
Thanks for causing a schism, Oliver. You stupid cunt.
Praise kek. Behead all who support keek.
>>80479809
i have never heard kek said before only seen it written through lurking here
BRETHREN! THIS MUST STOP, WE ARE BRINGING UPON OURSELVES KEK'S FURY. IF WE DEVIDE WE WILL LOSE THE GRACE OF KEK! LET US STAND UNITED BEHIND KEK AS WE HAVE FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS, DO NOT LET THIS FALSE PROPHET "OLIVER", SENT BY THE JEWS LEAD YOU ASTRAY. REMAIN FAITHFUL TO KEK BRETHREN, I BEG YOU. KEEK IS A FALSE IDOL.
>keek
here is your (you), I can tell you did this on purpose.
well done, lol.
>>80479555
He was probably going to search the terms in case it was some obscure joke/trap.
> OMG farage doesn't support the keek/ meme magic movement! what a racist!
>>80479777
how about a new god? kek is is our holy pepe and keek will be wojak?
>>80479730
thank you for revealing his true name, o' prophet
PRAISE KEEK
Kek is god and Keek is jehova
>>80479777
Verily through the Mighty Trips, Lord Keek has confirmed the infallibility and prophethood of Oliver
I know declare a Holy War against those who continue to use the old names, and those who reject The Prophet and Messenger Oliver, and those who commit the indecency of major Shirk by denying the name Keek
