So, today I learned that Americucks aren't even allowed to play at places like Poker Stars, or even gamble, online. Their own GOVERNMENT BANNED THEM FROM IT!
God forbid you put away your arms even when kids are shooting kids in schools, but you've been KEKED OUT of the chance to make a BETTER LIFE for yourself, using your knowledge of mathematical probability and pattern-observation to avoid being a WAGEKEKSLAVE paying back the hundreds of thousands of dollars your USELESS DEGREE COST YOU.
HAHAHAHAHA WHEN WILL YOU USELESS AMERICUNTS LEARN?!?
but why can you gamble on cs go for example?
>>80471736
4/10 you really been off your game lately australia
good bait
I would just like to point out that any smart person would realize that mathematics on gambling are useless since the house always wins
>>80471892
Look at you. LOOK AT YOU. Here you are, unironically defending yourself and your so-called "freedumbs" and you are not even allowed to deposit money at a website and gamble it against other players. Are you free?
ARE YOU FREE?
Haha no. You're NOT free. Sure, you can buy a fucking GUN at WALMART and shoot some cunt you don't like, but your own government fucking KEKED you out of the chance to beat other players, players like me, at a game of poker in which the house only takes FIVE PERCENT.
Now put your hand over your chest, cunt, and repeat with me.
"OHHHH SAYYYY CANNNN YOUUUU SEEEEE? BY THE DAWWWWN'S EARRRRLYYYY LIIIIIGHT?"
Fucking Amerifat.
>>80471736
These faggots I'm stuck here with will never learn. Every single one of our freedoms will continue to slowly erode away, until nothing is left.
>>80471971
>poker
>playing the house
Yea, you're an idiot. Why did you even comment?
>>80471736
are you retarded OP? ever hear of Las Vegas?
>>80472556
>have to travel to Vegas to play
>can't play from the convenience of one's home, using a computer and an Internet connection
This just gets FUNNIER!!!
>>80472616
>implying gambling is a good thing
People who gamble online are even bigger losers than imageboard users. Consider it a redpilled move for Americans
>>80472760
>a restriction of freedom
>redpilled
Get fucked.
>>80471736
Why do Australians gamble so much?
>>80471736
what did u say aus?
>>80471736
>gambling
>anything other than degenerate
Senpai, only retards gamble.
You can actually play on America's cardrooom as well as a few other sites, but yeah Fucking retarded poker stars and the other big companies got shut down on black friday
>>80471736
there are several sites you can gamble on. certain sites are banned in certain countries, including straya
>>80472760
>we think this is bad for you
>let's take this away so you can't do it
>meanwhile, here's a gun
>when you're bored of putting coins into slot machines, doing meth and drinking moonshine, you can use this to rob the nearest petrol station
>we do this because we care about you
American government, ladies and gents. Also, where the FUCK is Montenegro?
>>80471736
Well yeah, that's the Indian Casino monopoly for you. If Abos were cleverer you'd have the same problem.
>>80471736
Not completely true, bud. Certain states.
>>80471736
apparently you kikes haven't corrupted that bot of governmrnt yet
i'm sure schlomo is on the job if he hasn't fled to isreal yet
gambling is degenerate
democracy is overrated
14/88
>>80471736
gambling is legal under federal law
gambling is restricted in some states, because retards get addicted to it
>>80472067
really? coming from the country who can't even have uncensored video games? you assholes ruined Borderlands TPS by the way.
>>80471736
Gambling is a social evil and should be banned
>>80471736
>using your knowledge of mathematical probability and pattern-observation
this deluded gambling addict
my sides
>>80473584
>the right to put one's money on a table, stare down another person and say, "I bet I'm better at this than you are" and wait for them to either respond to it, or not
>"social evil"
>"should be banned"
Let me guess, competitive sports and bragging should ALSO be banned? You fucking cucked LOSER.
>>80473736
>he doesn't know that the best poker players in the world use probability theorems and acute pattern-observation to get where they are
I am crying. Crying with laughter.
>>80473754
>gambling addiction isn't real
Fuck off Abo
>>80471736
cant you lose your centrelink for that, you dopey cunt?
>>80471736
you can gamble in america though
it's called going outside and the stakes are whatever the hospital bill for getting shot is lmao
>>80473871
Oh, gambling addictions ARE real. However, instead of growing a pair of testicles and saying, "we acknowledge that there are people who are more-susceptible to addiction than others, and we can and should introduce education programs to help them overcome their weaknesses and be happier people - after all, happier people ARE better contributors to society in general" - instead they take the cheap and testicular fortitude-lacking of banning an activity for ALL people, weak OR strong.
That's the sign of not only an inept government, but a horrendously DANGEROUS government.
Still, AMERICA FUCK YEAH.
>>80471736
Its the same reason we have mass shootings and the war on drugs. Americans have zero impulse control.
Gambling is stupid as shit.
Fuck that waste of money.
>>80473871
Spotted the zero willpower pussy.
Addiction isn't real, period. You're just weak.
>>80473969
>implying I don't have a full-time job
>implying I don't earn a reasonable wage
>implying I'm going to exaggerate said wage to somehow make myself look like a knight in shining armour
>implying I've ever had to accept anything from Centrelink, in my life
Mmm. Projections.
>>80471864
Because most CSGO gambling site uses legal loopholes.
>Valve sells DLC for a flat rate
>you have a chance to get a skin that is more rare than another
>valve allows you to take that skin and trade with or sell to other players
>steam takes a cut of these transactions for the use of the steam service
>rarer skins go for more money
Now to the gambling sites.
>gambling sites organize trades with bots such that you can link your steam account and offer up skins as a bet against other CSGO players
>gambling site takes some of those skins as a "nominal fee" of about 8% of the pot.
>these skins have a "value" attributed to them by the steam marketplace, but the gambling websites do not themselves sell skins or offer the trading in of money for skins. They must be purchased from valve.
>you'll notice, CSGO Lotto even REMOVED the "$" from all cash values listed on their site as if they weren't betting money, just in game content.
>pic related
>>80471736
In Nevada you can by a gun over the counter, gamble, smoke indoors, fuck 16yos, and fuck hookers all in the same day.
Die Australia.
>>80474023
>>80474052
t. degenerates
>>80474213
>Die Australia.
don't bet on it WAIT U CAN'T HAHA
>>80474270
>implying
How am I degenerate?
>>80471736
>using your knowledge of mathematical probability and pattern-observation
At that point it's not even gambling...
You probably want to use this thread to talk about CSGO though because your threads keep getting deleted on /v/, so whatever.
>>80474213
>one state out of 51
>"we iz murrikah"
Murricans, everyone.
>>80474311
Or maybe I'm in NV and can
>>80474362
That State is bigger larger than the inhabitable parts of your country.
>>80474352
I've never been to /v/. Also, this is MY thread, and I'm using it to talk about online POKER and how Americans are disallowed, even in the face of the world seemingly falling down around them, to PLAY IT.
Why do you let your government fuck you in the ass?
>>80474362
gambling is degenerate
its so pathetic hearing young men talking about odds and horses like they're some kind of old hoots in a nursing home
>>80474213
Live in Vegas, can confirm
i don't even care. gambling is perhaps one of the most ultimate forms of degeneracy. it's not like there isn't thousands of bookies around the country anyway
>>80471736
>So, today I learned that Australicucks aren't even allowed to shoot at places like Shooting Ranges, or even buy guns, online. Their own GOVERNMENT BANNED THEM FROM IT!
>>80472067
yep don't come near australia or he'll shitpost
>>80474506
r/australia is in the house everyone
>>80474528
Does it scare you or intimidate you that there are those of us, who not only don't share your love of varsity sports and flag-waving, but also want to use our exceptional intelligence to win money from you?
>>80474656
it is just pathetic to hear youth talking about it, like they some geriatric old coots
>>80472067
>playing online
>not playing live action
It's like you enjoy being raped by bots and never leaving the house.
>>80473836
They use pot odds. You know nothing.
>>80474570
>the free will to put one's hard-earned (or not so hard-earned) money on a table and say, "care to challenge me at something, and attempt to outwit one another, in a game we're both familiar with the rules of, and are unable to cheat at?"
>"degeneracy"
You just keep on putting that nationalistic hand over your American chest and saying, "son, these Judeo-Christian values that've been drummed into muh head and the generations of my family's heads for hundreds of years, by Gawd, they'll stand for eternity, yessuh."
It's the new millennium. Best deal with it. SON.
>>80474828
>just using pot odds
1 cent/2 cent player spotted
>>80474848
what ever, dude
>>80474963
Want some moonshine?
>>80474192
CSGO Lotto is a scam anyways.
>>80474895
Any player worth his shit will know bayes theorem. You are a pretender. Your shit nation has only won one WSOP ever and that guy is a wog. Stick to online buddy.
>>80475059
>be Australian
>go to Vegas
>win WSOP
>go to collect the bracelet
>get shot
>>80475163
So you are more a coward than that wig hachem?
Mate our gambling culture is shit. Having a poker machine in every bar, kids gambling at lunch in school and TV ads for betting with a bloke punting on the shitter does not a healthy society make.
Gambling is degenerate though.
It's not necessarily banned though
>We can gamble in Vegas
>We can gamble in Atlantic City
>We can gamble in the 450+ Indian casinos across the country
But we consider gambling an old person, white trash, kind of thing so that's why we're not too big up on it here.
>>80475637
I envy that. It transcends age and class here, it's part of every sporting event.
>>80471736
its really sad and ruined my poker career
i was ballin' out of control 2007-2008 and made a high sum 5 figure
2+2 is one of the greatest forums of all times
i was a nl100/nl200 regular on stars and ftp
then the kikes ruined my life ;_;
i was 12 tabling nl50 on stars too .. 600 hrs an hr babyyyy
gimme dat $30/hr back you fucking americans!!!!!
>>80479767
*600 hands or more /hr
>>80471736
it's state by state. the odds are always against you when gambling so this isn't really that big of a deal.
gambling is legal in parts of nevada, and on many indian reservations, as everybody knows.
the really crooked thing is that most states ban gambling but also run their own lotteries. so the only way to easily legally gamble is to play the state run lottery, which ends up being a massively regressive tax on the poor.
