http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-pastafarian-drivers-license-picture-met-20160708-story.html
Chicago Tribune
July 8 2016
'Pastafarian' who wore strainer on head ordered to get new license picture
A Chicago-area woman says she wants to fight for her right to wear a pasta strainer on her head in her driver's license photo, claiming the item is an expression of her religious beliefs.
Rachel Hoover, 21, says she belongs to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and has actively practiced the religion for five years. Members call themselves Pastafarians.
The Arlington Heights woman had gone to the Illinois secretary of state's Schaumburg facility last week to renew her license and told an employee she wanted to take her photo with a colander on her head "to make a point that this is my religion."
Hoover's request was initially rejected, but she eventually persuaded employees to let her proceed with the photo while, she said, she was subjected to mockery and insults by both workers and bystanders. She called the experience "pretty awful."
Then this week, she received a letter from the secretary of state's office saying the photo was "incorrect" and that her license will be canceled unless she gets a new picture taken by July 29.
Agency spokesman Dave Druker said Hoover shouldn't have been allowed to wear the strainer on her head in the first place and "we are looking into why that was done."
Druker said the state does allow citizens to wear religious headdress in license photos. Muslim women, for example, may wear hijabs as long as their faces are visible.
He said the office would not make an exception for Pastafarians. He noted that Hoover was not wearing the pasta strainer when she entered the facility, putting it on specifically for the photo.
Hoover said later it was impractical to wear a strainer all the time, though she asserted that some practitioners do.
cont.
>>80451453
Druker said a similar incident happened several years ago, and that person was also mistakenly allowed to have the strainer picture taken, but then agreed to a re-shoot when told the license would otherwise be revoked. Self-proclaimed Pastafarians have tried to wear strainers in license pictures in other states, and some have been allowed, such as a woman in Massachusetts last year.
The Illinois agency is "just trying to use a little common sense. It almost looks like Pastafarians are a mockery of religion," Druker said.
The movement was created by Bobby Henderson — now considered its "prophet" — in response to a 2005 proposal in Kansas that schools teach the theory of intelligent design along with evolution. Henderson wrote an open letter saying that if intelligent design was going to be taught, so too should the beliefs of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
It's largely seen as a parody, yet Hoover purports to take it seriously, explaining the colander is a way of remembering "the supreme being above me." She said her experience at the secretary of state facility prompted her to pay $25 for a certificate proclaiming her to be an ordained Pastafarian minister. She said the title does not come with any specific duties.
"Some people say a Flying Spaghetti Monster sounds silly. But to me, because I didn't grow up with that, the idea of Jesus sounded silly to me," Hoover said.
Hoover said she intends to fight for the right to wear the strainer in her license picture but acknowledged that more practical matters may intervene.
"I'm 21 years old. I have car issues. I'm broke. I can't really afford an attorney at this point," she said. "But that does not mean it's the end of my battle at all."
FIN
>>80451453
>le Spaghetti Monster lelele XDDDDD
Fuck liberals.
>>80451453
>>80451505
>attention whoring
sage
I hope she gets jail time for cringe inducement in a public area
fuck that, as long as her face isn't covered she can wear whatever the fuck she want
>mfw white women
>>80451537
>>80451555
>>80451657
I like it because it BTFOs Muslims stupid headdress shit.
>>80451537
>>80451657
I'm sure neither of you have a problem with hijabs you good lil goys
>>80451537
This. Pretty rage/cringe inducing when Atheists/Nihilists/Agnostics/"Pastafarians" spaz out in public about religion.
>>80451713
>fuck that, as long as her face isn't covered she can wear whatever the fuck she want
this
ive seen too many muslims wearing headscarfs in the dmv for them to not allow this, this is bullshit, what has to happen, pastafarian terrorism? wtf is this opression.
>>80451762
If pastafarianism was a recognized religion they would have a point, but right now it's just stupid.
If it's her religious headwear I don't see what the issue is.
>>80451841
>>80451880
thank you for your input muhammad
>>80451876
should kill that bitch for wearing the flag as clothing.
lol so randumb! xD
upboat me reddit LOL internet army GO!
>>80451888
This kind of cuckold lolbertarian logic is what leads to tranny toddlers being a thing.
tfw I was born in Arlington Heights and got my license at the same place
>>80451453
>Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
>>80451453
>Hoover's request was initially rejected, but she eventually persuaded employees to let her proceed with the photo while, she said, she was subjected to mockery and insults by both workers and bystanders. She called the experience "pretty awful."
So now government employees can openly insult citizens over their religious beliefs?
Sounds like some DMV employees need to get fired.
>give muslims legislation to wear concealing headwear
>take the legislation away
Does the law follow emotions or not because we seem to oscillate between yes and no daily.
>>80451453
who is this semen demon
Diane,
I've honestly never met a girl so dedicated to irony and bullshitting
I think I'm in love
>>80451453
Honestly what fucking difference does it make let the bitch keep her license.
Jesus christ, talk about mountain out of a mole hill.
>>80451453
>Agency spokesman Dave Druker said Hoover shouldn't have been allowed to wear the strainer on her head in the first place and "we are looking into why that was done."
So this woman just got some minimum-wage worker fired to make an edgy point about religion. I thought liberals cared about the working class?
>>80451505
>It almost looks like Pastafarians are a mockery of religion," Druker said.
He's starting to get it.
>>80452231
>who is this semen demon
a pastafarian heroine
>>80452037
THANK YOU
Drives me nuts when I see that shit
>>80451453
that is pretty funny.
>>80451453
>He said the office would not make an exception for Pastafarians. He noted that Hoover was not wearing the pasta strainer when she entered the facility, putting it on specifically for the photo.
BTFO.
Literally.
>>80452177
haha nobody is getting fired over this unless it was a Muslim being denied for a hijab
all the "Christians" and "whites" on /pol/ will get all huffy about a dumb bitch wearing a pasta strainer but are perfectly ok with a hijab
Going to get a Trump wig and claim I practice "Trumpism"
>>80452411
>So this woman just got some minimum-wage worker fired
DMV personell are unionized, it's almost impossible to fire them and they're making FAR more then minimum wage...
i thinks kinda hilarious, she looks cute ass af too
>>80451876
>wtf is this opression.
She's white.
White people are not allowed shit.
Bureaucracy and society assumes that just because you're white, you can get over it and have your values stumped.
I'll make an easy example.
I am Italian. We value clean houses.
It's a cultural thing.
We also want our guests to wear footwear and not go barefoot to the toilet.
Do you think Australians respect this even if I pointed it out? Fuck no. They live like barbarians.
Also they assume that just because I'm white I can tolerate their filthy habits.
But had I been Muslim, they would think twice about arguing against me.
>>80451827
Actually I really fucking do.
>>80452833
Then why do they seem borderline-suicidal?
>>80453025
they still have to work at the DMV day after day
>>80451453
>Hoover was not wearing the pasta strainer when she entered the facility, putting it on specifically for the photo
This is not religious headgear you fucking cucks.
>>80451453
Is that spaghetti sauce or a fucking herpes sore on her face??
>>80451453
based
pastafarians are redpilled
>>80453149
She likes it rough.
>>80451657
>>80451537
>>80451841
>>80451880
>>80452058
>>80452075
>>80452140
> hurr why d others not believe in the buybull, IM CORRECT U GUYS
Religion started as a very good idea, but slowly turned bad once it got hijacked by autists and faggots like these hotheads
What's that thing on her lip?
Is it tomato sauce?
>>80451453
I don't see what is wrong with wearing that on her head..
>>80453338
>>80453149
Naw, she probably wore the strainer to take attention away from her STD lips
>>80452917
>want clean house
>wear shoes indoors
Who's the barbarians again?
>>80453388
It's herpes.
>>80451453
Grainy picture but she's kinda QT desu senpai
>>80452917
>We also want our guests to wear footwear and not go barefoot to the toilet.
So did the burgers get their tendency to wear shoes in the house from you Italians?
And if your house is always clean why do you care about someone being barefoot?
>>80453116
But who gets to decide what's a "real" religion and what's not?
The metal fedora.
>>80451880
>freedom of religion as long as it's recognized.
I'm glad a few people are willing to troll the stupid ass culture that bends over backwards to accommodate religion. At least our constitution is based.
>>80451453
>>80451505
Very nice, we need actions like this. Fuck religion.
>>80453453
>>80453589
>shoes indoor
>Who's the barbarians again?
No, you silly Canacuck. I meant footwear
You don't go barefoot where you take a shit.
You take fucking care of putting the slippers on.
I fucking gave my guests slippers and they disregarded what I asked of them.
They thought it was a fucking option just because they go full retard at home.
>from you Italians?
Italians hate carpet and hardly have crapeted floor at homes
That's why they mostly wear something
I go around home in socks.
But like the Japanese I put slippers when I go to pee or take a shit... and I leave them by the toilet door.
>getting triggered by something that doesn't exist
How is such a thing possible?
>>80453589
Common sense gets to decide, Mr leaf. The meme religion that's less than a decade old is obviously fake.
>>80453589
>But who gets to decide what's a "real" religion and what's not?
That isn't the issue. The bitch only put on the colander for the photo. She literally never wears it otherwise.
You must have voted for Trudeau. Cuck.
>>80451453
White people are fucking faggots, always picking the easy targets like Christianity.
It would be different if she was wearing this to protest hijabs or some shit, but nope, as >>80451505 post reveals, she is just doing this to mock Christianity. Real rebellious there..what's next you gonna make fun of white guys?
>>80452037
Fuck you
>>80453757
*dibs bedora*
>>80451453
why are atheists always so autistic
>>80453243
>pastafarians are redpilled
faggots too
>>80453757
Germans are the real niggers. They should have Holocausted themselves.
>>80453967
because muslims aren't writing the laws in her country. both religions are shit
>>80453339
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-6r86T1m4c
is this you?
>>80453589
>But who gets to decide what's a "real" religion and what's not?
she only put it on for the picture it's attention whoring at best
Wow she is bae
redhead, 115 lbs? would creampie
you know that's kind of funny.
>>80453846
If it's recognized its recognized
What's makes a fake religion real enough
Tom Cruz?
>>80451555
wow
what a bitter man
you have no girlfriend
she is a beautiful girl! i want to marry her!
>>80453846
There is no common sense in believing. The whole point of the Spaghetti Monster is to show how ridiculous religion is.
>>80453884
She 'believes' in this and wants to put it on for the photo. If they deny her when others are allowed it's intolerant. No matter how ridiculous you think her beliefs are, see above.
Do they wear the drapery when they're getting dicked though?
>>80451841
>lumping nihilists with atheists or any religious ideology.
>being this dum
>>80454154
But isn't all this shit like
>mistaking the map for the place?
Suppose you draw a map of the country.
The map represents it, but it is NOT the country.
It copies some salient features of the thing, but it is NOT the thing.
Same goes for Pastafarianism.
They map on religion, but they are not a religion.
Unless, of course, there are laws that allow people to register religions indiscriminately (hello America?).
In other countries, where religions may get substantial funding (e.g. Germany, Italy, etc.) just qua religions... the process of acknowledgment is slow and requires to show they have believers, a network of association, match many criteria, and also show the disposition to genuinely pursue their beliefs and rituals.
This doesn't mean Pastacuckianism cannot become a legalized religion, but before such a lengthy process is undertaken, they are just an association like the Uni Spanish Club.
It is because countries like the US or Iceland take things such as religions very light-heartedly that anybody can wake up one morning and create a religion from scratch.
Plus, as I said, Pastafarians mistake their mimicry of a religion for an actual religion.
Their implicit claim is that there is nothing beyond religion than chimpish rituals.
But Pastafarians don't actually believe there is something like the big spaghetti God. They go around and say that just to trigger people. They don't genuinely and dispositionally believe in the facticity of such entity.
So, afaiac, they can take their pasta and GTFO.
>>80451453
IDEAL WOMAN
>>80454610
>The whole point of the Spaghetti Monster is to show how ridiculous religion is.
Ebin. Liked and suscribed.
I don't get how this waste of everyone's time is supposed to prove anything. At the end of the day i still believe in God and she still doesn't. This is just attention whoring.
>>80451453
>Somebody mocks muslims
>/pol/ hates this person
what the hell is going on in this thread?
>>80454902
Very brief, but excellent summary of what I was meant to say there: >>80454859
>>80453339
Religion was never a good idea . It's origins are literally based in self pity and cuckoldry, Caliph Molymeme did a video on it a long time ago .
Good tribes - kill and win
Bad tribes - fail, so they need some coping mechanism to explain all the bad shit that happens (volcanos , other tribes attacking , no rain, et ) and a victim to make everyone still feel good
(Instead of actually winning)
>>80454958
Their doublethink is starting to catch up to them.
>>80451537
Sky Daddy isn't much better, anon
Good for her. Who gives a fuck what she has on her head. She's clearly identifiable.
>>80454859
>But Pastafarians don't actually believe there is something like the big spaghetti God. They go around and say that just to trigger people. They don't genuinely and dispositionally believe in the facticity of such entity.
and i can say the same about most mainstream christians and muslims, they DONT ACTUALLY BELIEVE THE EARTH WAS CREATED IN 7 DAYS AND THE WORLD IS 2000 YEARS OLD, ITS JUST THEIR 'BELIEFS' THAT BELIEVE THAT.
its the same thing, you're a bigot and/or an idiotic believer.
>>80455002
>Caliph Molymeme did a video on it a long time ago .
Try Nietzsche.
>>80454154
you're just jealous
you know you'll never be that cool
i bet you hate spaghetti too
>>80453767
>You don't go barefoot where you take a shit.
But what's the reason? In my experience most people's bathroom floors aren't flooded with piss and shit on a regular basis. I don't see why it's a concern.
>>80453846
Common sense is anything but common. Is Scientology a religion? Is it a cult? What's the difference? How about Won Buddhism, it's only 100 years old so is it still a real religion? How old does a religion have to before it's certified? 50 years? 100? 500? 2000? And who decides?
The point is either you treat everyone the same, or you're just arbitrarily making the rules up as you go - and then why should anyone respect those rules?
>>80453884
>You must have voted for Trudeau
Actually I voted for an independent (but a former conservative) :^)
>>80454316
Yeah it is, but there's an argument behind it. Do you really think "pastafarians" give a shit about wearing colanders in photos? No, they don't. But if they can't wear them then no one should be able to wear crap on their head for government issued ID.
You guys are getting so upset at this and the solution is literally this: "Ok. Go ahead. Wear a colander. No one gives a fuck." Just bite the bullet and accept that people are free to do act like retards.
>>80453339
Religion started because some schizophrenics heard voices.
>>80454958
>islam is the only religion to wear headdresses
ok
>>80451453
>pastafarian
>five years
Fucking newfags
>>80454902
Its a lighthearted joke for me, her and the rest of those laughing.
Not the religious or whoever might find themselves confused or vexed by it. No biggie.
I'm sure I'm missing out on some banging John 7:12 joke or something, that's fine too.
>>80451453
Pastafarians are tedious.
But she's a total babe and that's a cute/funny picture.
>>80455002
Except it was the winning tribes whose religion continued. It was full of stories about how other tribes had all that shit happen and they lucked out.
>>80453717
...yeah....
like how we didn't let faggots be out until they forced us to recognize their religion
>>80454902
>I don't get how this waste of everyone's time is supposed to prove anything.
it's not, it's just for attention for the retard doing it.
>>80454958
>>80455009
/pol/ is not one person faggots
sooner you learn this lesson the better
Why don't you fedoras keep your mares in line? All they are are babymakers; remind them of it.
Bootlicking abounds.
"Please tell me what I can and can't have on my head, Lordly Rulers."
>>80451453
YFW in 1500 years pastafarians will be the number one fastest growing religion and terrorist funders in the solar system, quckly destroying the dominant religion, Islam.
>>80455148
>Is Scientology a religion?
Again, anon. Use common sense. Everyone knows scientology is a scam.
>How about Won Buddhism
Never heard of it. Just searched it and it seems the people who follow it believe in it, Seems like a real religion to me.
>How old does a religion have to before it's certified?
It needs to make sense (As much as sense as a religion can make.) The beliefs needs to have some fundament that goes beyond LE MEMES XD.
>The point is either you treat everyone the same
The problem is that everyone isn't equal.
>>80455101
>and i can say the same about most mainstream christians and muslims, they DONT ACTUALLY BELIEVE THE EARTH WAS CREATED IN 7 DAYS AND THE WORLD IS 2000 YEARS OLD, ITS JUST THEIR 'BELIEFS' THAT BELIEVE THAT.
Christianity is not about believing every fucking line of the Bible.
Also, that's why Protestants are heretics and should be slaughtered.
Look at Catholicism:
>organized
>clear cut set of beliefs (which are more basic than the cherry picked and false example you make)
>policies on how to deal with people who dissent (excommunication, heresy, inquisition, pardon)
Lack of such features (e.g. the second one) is what makes it hard for Islam to be recognized in certain countries. So why do Pastafarians get a free ride?
>>80454902
>I don't get how this waste of everyone's time is supposed to prove anything. At the end of the day i still believe in God
There's the problem. You won't even consider thinking about it. Logic has been cancelled, very common in believers.
>>80453767
>shoes for bathroom
Retardation to the maximum. I thought burgers were insane wearing their dogshit plastered shoes indoors, but you guys have your own shoes for taking a dump.
>>80451453
>you know people IRL that unironically think the Spaghetti Monster is a good thing
I can't believe I was anti-theistic once
>>80451453
I like this because it definitively illustrates that the government makes sweeping, arbitrary determinations of what is and isn't a legitimate religion and with that who qualifies for special privileges. There either need to be zero religious exceptions to any rule or regulation or those exceptions need to be applied universally to anyone with any religious claim. I'd prefer the former but I'll take consistency over the current situation.
>>80455148
>But what's the reason? In my experience most people's bathroom floors aren't flooded with piss and shit on a regular basis. I don't see why it's a concern.
If I have to explain this, then you are a barbarian.
>>80453767
>Fucking Fucking Fucking
>Retard
Looks like someone is triggered by bare feet.
>>80455606
>The problem is that everyone isn't equal.
No, but we're talking about ideas not people.
>>80455690
>I can't use my words to convey a thought but you're the barbarian
k. keep me posted.
>>80455658
Neither will this girl consider it, friendo. And belief isn't something i take lightly. I have been thinking for very long about what i should belive in.
>Memecenter.
The eternal kraut strikes again. Hitler would be ashamed.
>>80455689
You would prefer for religious organizations to have an active interest in politics then? Considering the fact that many religious leaders will simply persuade their congregations to vote for the party offering the lowest tax rate.
>>80455630
oh australia
the catholic church is an organization with bankers, managers, tax collectors, etc, it is well beyond a religion, its an institution.
a religion does not have to have an institution to back it up.
the majority of the world's christians don't belong to any major institution or church, they just vaguely 'believe'
there is nothing separating christianity and islam from pastafarianism. NOTHING
>>80455918
>Looks like someone is triggered by bare feet.
Try an entire country.
>>80454312
What an asshole.
They're in the historical and religious section where they belong.
And he only moved the bible like a typical atheist liberal faggot.
Idiots like him are just as bad as the religious fags. They've turned atheism into a religion in and of itself.
I love how many people on here really seriously argue that this woman shouldn't have the right to wear headgear for her ID when that right is given to other PEOPLE. Obviously people are too quick to voice an opinion before they've thought out the implications.
>>80455963
>k. keep me posted.
>>80451453
If I was hiring someone and checked their ID for verification I would throw their application in the trash for being a degenerate.
>>80451453
anglo women are degenerate.
Please send hispanic qts
>>80451453
STATIST BOOTLICKER MUSLIMS THO
>>80455994
>there is nothing separating christianity and islam from pastafarianism
>Thousands of years.
>A complex system of beliefs.
Try again next time.
>>80455183
>Religion started because some schizophrenics heard voices.
Mohammad ate mushrooms in a cave and Jesus drank from a well with LSA in it.
Any indiginous religion was founded on psychedelics. The jews are the only wildcard.
>>80455994
>the majority of the world's christians don't belong to any major institution or church, they just vaguely 'believe'
Wrong.
Catholics are the majority of the world's Christians and they are all baptized and registered in their local Church's list of baptisms.
This is sufficient to make them part of the institution. If you don't like it, you can send a letter to the priest and ask for your name to be cancelled by the list of subscribers.
>>80451453
Based as fuck.
/pol/ tears makes it even more based.
>>80453996
>Flag print
>Not the flag
>>80451841
Only about 1/10 as annoying as when religious people do it. Spoiler, religious people do it way way more because it's a bigger deal to them.
>>80451880
Why does a religion need to be recognized? Christianity, Islam, Pastafarianism are all just as stupid. Two are "accepted religions" and only one is happily accepted in the US (lets hope for that number becoming zero).
>>80452075
I don't understand other people's opinions, so I attack them without attacking the actual argument.
>>80451453
would
>>80453338
al dente
>>80456122
Are you 12?
The point is not whether pastafarianism is as meaningful as another religion. The point is that our laws should maintain consistent individual rights.
> Are you pregnant? I thought you were a virgin.
> I, uh, am. These angels came and, uh, implanted, um, the son of god.
> I believe you.
Christianity everyone.
>>80455967
>You would prefer for religious organizations to have an active interest in politics then?
Are you implying they don't? Have you been asleep for the past 50 years where the Evangelical South has been carrying Republican candidates to Washington as the behest of their various preachers?
If Mudslimes wearing hijabs doesn't cause any problems why would it cause problems if anyone else wears a headdress? Either let everyone play by the same rules or stop allowing exceptions.
>>80455630
>Christianity is not about believing every fucking line of the Bible
Once it was so, which brings me to
>clear cut set of beliefs
What Christians are supposed to believe has changed drastically over 2000 years. Centuries ago you would burn for mentioning a round earth. Your religion has to account for all the knowledge that is gained, and it is only a matter of time until it becomes totally useless.
>>80456327
>The right to wear kitchenware while taking a picture.
A piece of clothing makes more sense.
>>80456433
>headdress
you mean a scarf? fabric? a fucking collander is not a headdress, retard. kill yourself, and take all your atheist cringelords with you.
>>80456381
That is basically how it started. Look at all the trouble one little lie caused. Islam was started by Mohammed allegedly going into a tent and seeing visions, so I can only imagine what kind of drugs he was doing.
>>80451537
You upset about something, Jose?
Its meant to be a protest against mudslimes and other religions demanding that they are allowed to wear their special snowflake hats you morons.
>>80451453
I FOUND HER!
https://www.face
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>>80456122
>>there is nothing separating christianity and islam from pastafarianism
>>Thousands of years.
>>A complex system of beliefs.
>Try again next time.
pastafarianism has existed for eternity. there were always people who followed logic and reason over "belief", they have been called many things throughout time, heretics, atheists, etc. these people existed before the people who started to believe in organized NONSENSE. organized nonsense could only began long after humans evolved to the point where we could have imaginations and the free time necessary for such delusional pursuits.
As for complexity, reality and reason and logic and science and math are all infinitely more complex than 'I BELIEVE IN A SKY FAIRY'.
so, trumped against christian bigot.
>>80451505
My sophomore year history teacher had FSM in the bin of random religions we had to draw from for our religion unit paper.
He also taught about the things that Hitler did that were objectively good.
He was pretty based overall.
>>80455965
>Memecenter
I had a vision...there was some red stuff with balls in it...dripping off of long, delicious noodles. They formed letters and told me to post this pic.
>>80456735
Public pic on her profile
20160710
>>80456678
>204 friends
>woman
She's one of us senpai. That's basically robot tier for a chick.
Other public pic on her profile
20160710
>>80456175
>Wrong.
>Catholics are the majority of the world's Christians and they are all baptized and registered in their local Church's list of baptisms.
>This is sufficient to make them part of the institution. If you don't like it, you can send a letter to the priest and ask for your name to be cancelled by the list of subscribers.
http://www.pewforum.org/2015/05/12/americas-changing-religious-landscape/
current stats already have more non catholics than catholics, and that trend will continue to increase. the catholic church is an institution, not a religion.
>>80451453
>>80451505
>le flying pasta monster
WE DID IT REDDIT!
>>80452917
How are shoes cleaner than bare feet? Or do you mean slippers?
>>80456876
She's nothing like you. She's married and she has real friends.
>>80456559
> Islam was started by Mohammed allegedly going into a tent and seeing visions, so I can only imagine what kind of drugs he was doing.
Actually he went in a cave, and his description of what happened is very similiar to epilepsy (being "seized" by the throat by an angel and being slammed on the ground without being able to move).
So basically a billion dunecoons bow to a rock because an epileptic pedophile who died thousands of years ago commanded them to.
>>80456876
>She's one of us senpai. That's basically robot tier for a chick.
A bit of an attention seeker... but her profile is mostly private.
Married to a decent dude.
We respect her.
I withdraw everything I have said so far.
>>80456912
See line above. You are right. I am wrong.
>>80456971
I mean slippers. Footwear.
Not shoes to go outdoors for sure... Got lost in translation.
Also, it's not that they are cleaner. Trick is they never leave the toilet area.
>>80456980
Dude lmao never do that.
Why the fuck spread hate anyway?
They're already trigger happy as they are.
>>80456486
If you wear something on the head it becomes a headdress. Don't know why you think I'm an atheist, I'm a pretty devout Catholic.
>>80457116
wrong, but keep up with your delusions atheist cuckboy.
>>80451453
silly thing to do, silly thing to get upset about
overall pretty fucking silly all round
>>80456977
WTF are you talking about man. I have friends And that's a fact. Like agnes, agatha, germaine, and jack.
>>80451453
>Arlington Heights
Shit that's my home town.
Fun fact: majority Catholic or Protestant, so we have a Nativity scene at the park district center every X-mas. A few years back like 10 atheists complained so now we have to have a special plaque next to the Nativity with some atheist bullshit on it.
>>80452111
Funny thing is that the Comcast support center is right next door. I guess inefficiencies go together.
This is a clear case of pastafarianphobia.
Shame.
>>80456485
...and every religion definitely makes sense.
>>80457275
Yeah but let's get back to the story. Did you take blah blah's word for it?
>>80457111
Not the guy you responded to, but just because the people who follow a religion are super violent, doesn't make that religion exempt from criticism.
The best solution will be to change the countries islam primarily exists in. Many are now theocracies, so islam behaves like christianity during the dark ages (when it existed in theocracies). Ideally, the CIA will get off their asses and install secular governments in much of the middle east. It's not perfect, but it keeps islam from being the cancer it is (look at pictures of people - particularly women - in the middle east from the 70s and 80s, no burkas, hijabs, or any other bullshit).
Maybe at some point in the future there will be no islam (or any religion).
>>80457258
All the while cops are gunned down in the street, obvious corruption let's a major political figure off the hook, and niggers run through the street like poison. Fucking typical shit.
>>80457556
>Hersey
I was expecting the ghetto school (Rolling Meadows AKA Rolling Ghettos), Hersey isn't that bad. A few of my friends went there, curious if they know her.
>>80451453
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS! WE CAN MAKE MEME MAGIC ANDKEKISM A REAL RELIGION!
>>80457679
>Ideally, the CIA will get off their asses and install secular governments in much of the middle east.
>>80451453
I'd put my pasta thru her strainer iykwim
>>80457234
> Literally cannot actually have an argument
Shiggy. Christianity or islam are no more legitimate than any other religion, they are all made up.
>>80457556
>>80456678
Have 3 mutual friends with her. 2 are fuck-ups and the other has like 5000 friends.
>>80457798
Kekism is a real, though largely atrophied religion. 4,000 years ago, Kek had dedicated priests, sacrifices, hell, even an entire city (Hermopolis/Khmun)
>>80458000
See, he confirms.
>>80457817
It's possible they're working on it now, I don't have access to any classified information. I can guarantee the Arab spring will have a profoundly negative effect. If they could set up governments that aren't straight up islamic theocracies, then I'd say they should be able to just do as they do, but the problem is that they seem incapable of setting up secular governments, and end up exporting islamic extremism/terrorism as a result.
>>80456912
Exactly, those stats are for the US, globally the majority of Christians are Roman Catholic
As a member of the First Church of Kek I will be wearing a frog hoodie to my next license picture.
>>80454902
So you're still a weak-minded dipshit who believes ridiculous shit and she believes ridiculous shit too.
Congrats, you're made for each other.
>>80451453
>objectively hot
>smart because she doesn't believe in retard voodoo
>brave and somewhat important because she's actually going to fight this
how can you not want to fuck this woman for the rest of your life?
I'm surprised so many on /pol are against this girl for wearing her religious garb. Some states have laws that allow its residents to wear religious garb in their drivers license photo. I think it's mostly to cater to Muslums, but meh. I think it would be better to say head adornments are allowed or not. The reason why is because if an exception to a law is made for religious reasons, the constitution will then have a say in it.
First is the equal protection clause. Laws,cannot discriminate between different groups of people. Especially,religion, which is considered a protected characteristic. I know what your thinking... The Supreme Court just recently found that the equal protection clause can be overruled if there is a good enough reason. In the case of the Supreme Court, it said that some races can receive preferential treatment if there is a compelling reason (in that case, the compelling reason was diversity). This means that in the US, there is no such thing as a right, because all a court has to do is find a compelling reason, and viola, no more right.
The second constitutional argument is "congress shall make no law with regards to the establishment of a religion..." This is why the states would be better off either allowing or disallowing headdress. By allowing a religious article to be warn on the head during the license photo, it cannot constitutionally disallow any religion from enjoying that benefit. If the government could simply say "but I don't agree with that religion, I only want my preferred religion to have that benefit at the exclusion of all others", then that law is unconstitutional.
Imma wear my spaghetti strainer next time I go to get my license.
>>80458943
>Imma wear my spaghetti strainer next time I go to get my license
Good. We need to shed light on the discrimination of Pastafarians.
>>80455211
John 7:12 And there was much murmuring among the multitude concerning him. For some said: He is a good man. And others said: No, but he seduceth the people.
>>80459361
I seducethed your mom last night
Fucking pasta fairies
>>80458943
>but that guy did it and so can I
the argument
>>80451453
Why is /pol/ mad at her? Pastafarianism is as legitimate and crazy as christianity.
meanwhile in Australia we even shitpost our signatures
>>80461804
wow auzzies doing one thing right
my signature is not a dick, but it contains no letters either
>>80453967
Fuck off you freedom hating faggot.
>>80460918
Kill yourself.
>>80451876
its not a real religion you stupid shill
its a group of fedoras trying to gain the system and mock real religions at the same time
glad they're getting btfod
>>80456218
So are flag bikinis still ok?.
>>80462923
>its not a real religion you stupid shill
>its a group of fedoras trying to gain the system and mock real religions at the same time
>glad they're getting btfod
http://www.venganza.org/
who'se STUPED now?
http://www.venganza.org/ordination/
you can get a PIECE OF PAPER, just as good, if not better than as any water splashing hocus pocus
>>80451453
>Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
i seriously thought this retarded fedora bull died off like a century ago
>>80451505
>The Illinois agency is "just trying to use a little common sense. It almost looks like Pastafarians are a mockery of religion," Druker said.
Huh. Wonder why he got that idea?
>>80462923
>real religion
>>80451537
This. Most of the atheists are attention whores.
>>80451762
>>80451827
That mockery by acting as stupid as they do doesn't work. We got BTFO trying to copy feminists as MRA's and we got BTFO trying to copy blacks with white pride. Libs simply chant their doublethink and happily condemn white males for the same shit minorities get away with.
>>80462670
found the real christian
>>80451453
>If it's not what I define religion to be then its not religion
Okay bye Islam. It was garbage anyways
>>80451537
I think in mehico liberal means something else
Or you're just incredibly retarded
>>80460319
The difference is he has a right to as long as it follows the same guidelines. Why can't they believe in a pasta God? No evidence for pasta or allah
>>80460918
>This is what Svens actually believe
>>80465214
>Goymany
Opinion discarded, go drink more coon cum, self-hating knucklehead.
>>80465581
>Why can't they believe in a pasta God?
Because they don't and everyone knows it's just tongue-in-cheek atheism.
>>80465581
>Why can't they believe in a pasta God?
because they made it up as a joke and everybody knows it. She's trying to make a point but that point is stupid and she's wasting everyone's time and money by doing so.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nYvl5HdvrSc
>>80466473
>thinks he can know everyone's beliefs
If she claims to believe it, that's enough for me. Her head wear isn't harming anyone, at least no more than Muslim head wear does. People should have equal rights.
>>80452917
That better be a trap
>>80451537
It's good to know that you don't have a sense of humor.
>>80451537
Fucking spics man, they are too fucking dumb to understand what is implied.
>>80451453
>Druker said the state does allow citizens to wear religious headdress in license photos. Muslim women, for example, may wear hijabs as long as their faces are visible.
not even gonna read the thread. this is all that needs to be said. this is hypocrisy. either any religious figure can wear headgear, or none. This pick and choose bullshit is just that.
>>80455141
>>80451537
fuck you catholic cunt. either all religions including yours, and I know this is hard, and including others, no matter how stupid you think they are, deserve the same treatment. What that treatment is I'll leave to the rest of you. But why one more than another? Before you answer, forget you're part of any particular religion because in the end all you have to stand on is your unsupported beliefs.
Common sense but useless to /pol/ comment ended.
>"It almost looks like Pastafarians are a mockery of religion," Druker said.
cheeky bastard
>>80463244
>
the point is she's a muslim who obviously hates the US but is wearing the flag so that she can become american citizen undercover and take your country away
/pol/ getting butthurt over an old 4chan joke
Fucking newfags
>>80463285
god i hate hillary so godamned much. I'm pretty much in a state of depression because I'm sure she's going to win. I hate trump too. I guess there's still time for a candidate that I actually think more of than dirt to arrive, but I'm not holding my breath. I don't care which shitstorm wins between hillary and trump. either one is depressing as hell. i may just kill myself.
Pastafarianism is just as real as any other religion.
Only it benefits from not asking you to give it money every Sunday or does it ask you cut off the heads of non Pastafarians
This would happen in Illinois. Our licenses aren't federally acceptable forms of identification to begin with.
>>80470171
Do you get to keep your foreskin?
>>80466971
>>80467530
>>80456270
My sense of humor isn't r/atheism reddit tier faggotry. Sorry for your butthurt, fucktard.
>>80468960
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>>80455086
>implying I'm part of any denomination of Cuckstianity aka the cult of worshipping Joseph's wife's son.
Why are any headdress allowed in a license photo? The purpose of the photo is identification, not self-expression.
>>80453767
>Respect my Italian traditions in Australia
Fuck off wog.
>>80451537
Fuck you. This is meme-ing in real life, and if pol werent such a bunch of poosays, theyd be doing it too.
>>80453149
>When non doctors try to make a diagnosis
Cringe as fuck, stick to football and praying
>>80451453
worst thread I've seen in a while.
>>80451453
Childish, immature cunt
>>80451453
So is this a christ fag tear fest thread
>>80453996
>ASU
asu? is...that a college?
>>80451453
>Then this week, she received a letter from the secretary of state's office saying the photo was "incorrect" and that her license will be canceled unless she gets a new picture taken by July 29.
hah stupid ass gets btfo
>>80451537
>Implying sky wizard is any less cringey
>Implying multiple sky wizards is any less cringey
Kill yourself.
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>>80452411
Actually lost count of the anons in this thread prepared to deep throat the DMV and assorted government bureaucrats before backing a white gal.
Mid July? Peak Summer
>>80454778
You're right, at least the others can create drive for people to be productive.
Nihilists are their own level of trash that should kill themselves.
>>80451453
Girl is cute af, but she sure has that "special little snowflake" syndrome.
>>80473720
You wouldn't know what herpes is. Are there even doctors in your country anymore? I bet you guys call this an after birth or acquired birthmark
>>80475646
You cant tell its herpes or a busted lips by looking at two pixels.
And yes we have doctors, we invented the bypass grafting procedure, you know the surgery that allows 90% of Americans to keep living.
Also you have Herpes, like 90% of the world's population, unless you are an African tribal that has been living in a bubble since he came to America.
>>80452037
Freedom of Speech. At least she's not burning it. Or maybe thats why you're mad?
>>80456485
It's only "religious" protected clothing. Goyim must remove hats no exception, Illinois fucking sucks.
>>80453025
>Money makes everyone happy no matter what
>>80453757
this post is euphoric
>>80456748
that moment when your junior/senior history/sociology teacher literally told you in class that you can't be racist towards black people
>>80451537
this. atheists aren't funny. you're all just mentally ill retard niggers.
>>80451453
I'm ashamed that it's legal to do this is NZ
>>80465214
i always get confused when people talk about democrats/liberals/republicans because apparently it means one thing in america, and the exact opposite thing elsewhere in the world
>>80451453
As gay as it might be I support this nonsense. It's a parody of religious rights and should be encouraged.
muh religious privilege
>>80451453
In this thread, we pretend pastafarians are sillier than older religions.
>>80464488
atheists dont build mosques, they dont dont build churches, they dont have gigantic gatherings, they dont systematically tell other people what to do.
everytime I see a brown person kneeling, facing Mecca, in my country, I die a little inside.
Not only do they worship a childfucker saudi warlord from the middle ages, but they have to do it in public, too.
>atheists are attention whores
yes, that's why all atheists where burkas to show their belief system.
some atheists choose to instead show their atheistic-beliefs through a cross around the neck.
>atheists are attention whores
yes, when the sandperson in front of the mosque calls for prayer, or when the church bells ring, that's atheism right there.
you nailed.
>atheists are attention whores
Why the fuck do you people care. Why does the state care?
Why do all you spastics give a flying fuck about what someone wants to wear on their head for a picture? You retards go on and on about degeneracy but the real degeneracy is giving a shit how other people want to live their lives if its isnt hurting anyone.
>>80455086
>he unironically uses the word 'skydaddy'
Consider suicide
>>80452037
what about flag bikinis?
When can we genocide atheists?
>>80477286
Degenerate whore. I bet you want to take your DL picture wearing a dildo suit.
>>80475182
White isn't synonymous with correct. It should be, but the existence of coalburners alone should tell you that much.
Pastafarianism is synonymous with sperg, though.
