If you had a time machine what would you do?
>>80380905
What a qt.
>>80380905
Fuck her after promising her I will take her to England
I wont
>>80380905
go back to my childhood, and befriend myself so I won't ever be miserable, lonely, and depressed
>>80380905
Prevent women from getting the right to vote and hencd save the world and the white race.
Go back and get George Washington, bring him to the present, and ask him to comment on everything. What would he be awestruck by? What would dissappoint him? What would make him happy?
>>80381806
Hopefully you do this after his presidency. George had his fuck ups like the whiskey rebellion but atleast he led the troops(lynch mob) and watched the hanging. He is my favorite president.
>>80380905
Her
Buy a shit ton of google and facebook stock when it was low
>>80380905
kill myself
hopefully I'll disappear after that like in the movies
Fuck celebrity crushes when they were in their prime. With protection, of course. Can't risk bringing any time-children into the world. That would probably mess up too many things. See, that's what people don't think about enough with time travel scenarios. Even a small action is going to have huge consequences and you can't just irresponsibly go rewriting history. So I wouldn't kill Hitler or save Jesus or anything big like that, though I would probably fuck early 00s Lindsay Lohan.
>>80382937
No, it won't, because it already happened.
>>80380905
Tell the South to pick their own damn cotton. Warn them that the Jews trying to sell them slaves will only bring them hundreds of years of misery and death.
>>80380905
"Don't invade Russia. Focus EVERYTHING on overthrowing Britain. Use the smart Jews before offing them. Do NOT declare war on the US."
>>80380905
kill myself
>>80380905
fuck her
>>80381374
oh shit
>>80383017
This.
Also, you wouldn't fuck Lohan or anything else because you're a fat, disgusting pig.
I would win last year's lottery and buy myself an island.
>>80382937
>Not wanting to spread his seed to every woman he meets
>Beta: the post
>>80381806
That would be a mistake on your part. You think he'd want to discuss politics and history with you, but all he'd want to talk about is how amazing tractors, airplanes, and tanks are. He'd probably be so bowled over by those things alone that he'd never even care to notice that the slaves are free. Well he probably would notice that.
That's the thing. Bringing back any intelligent person in history to our time is always a mistake, because they're not going to want to talk about what you want to talk about. guaranteed. I mean think about it. Some future guy comes back and whisks you away in a time machine to a place where incredible technology was going off like fireworks all around you. Are you going to want to sit there and discuss taxes and the Blutarian Invasion War of 2605?
>>80383498
I'm not fat, and also I'd have a time machine. Any bitch would fuck you if you had a time machine.
>>80383528
How could I raise children across multiple time periods? Putting fatherless children into the world is nigger behavior.
>>80382937
>time-children
Tip kek
Give the poor girl a lovely gift. Like a drum set.
id wife up Ayn Rand and have beautiful alt-right babies.
I'd save her, in some sort of time machine.
>>80382937
y-you don't want dat Lacey?
>>80381374
damn
>>80380905
Rescue Anne Frank. Bring her back and pimp her out writing Holocaust(TM) memoirs for shekels.
>>80380905
go back in time
>>80380905
Go back and tell my teenage self not to start smoking and doing drugs. Tell myself to graduate high school in time and to go into STEM.
>>80383785
how can /pol/ hate all jews when people like her existed?
I guarantee if she were alive today /pol/ would be praising "based Rand" and would probably be libertarian or some meme ideology.
>>80383528
You'll never get laid. Ever. No matter how many time machines you invent.
I'll get rich enough to buy my own island... and by having my own island I'll get to fuck the sexiest women from all over the globe. How the fuck could your short-sighted, retard-plan ever compete?
A FUCKING LEAF!
>>80381374
This is your place robofag
>>>r9k
Stop this guy from ruining the world.
This is one of those star trek situations. Her affect on the future is too great. She must die.
Imma cry.
>>80380905
I'd go back about an hour and beat you senseless before you had a chance to start this autistic thread.
>>80384179
If you didn't grauate high school in time in time you probably would have never made it in STEM. I smked weed since I was 14 and did harder stuff occasionally. I got a physics scholarship.
There are far deeper things you need to change. Or just become a plumber.
>>80384496
I don't think that would've prevented World War 1 though.
The tensions between the balkan states and the austro-hungarian empire were at the breaking point before the assassination. They would've made up some other bullshit reason to declare war on Serbia because they knew Germany would back them up either way.
>>80380905
>If you had a time machine what would you do?
Save Lincoln and tell him that in return he must make Liberia mandatory.
>>80384256
she wasnt a jew in today's sense of the money hoarding word. She was indeed based.
>>80383091
No, you save Abrahams life by stopping his assassination and warning him about the plotters. Then he sends them BACK TO KANGSLANDS
>>80380905
Tell Hitler not to go into Russia
>>80383785
Doubt she wanted kids.
>>80384922
This desu senpai
>>80383886
>i know they buried her, body with others, her sister and mother and, FIVE HUNDRED FAMILIES
>>80384857
>making excuses for jews
Kill yourself.
>>80385238
>stormfags
>>80384857
there's plenty of non money hoarding jews around today, do you consider the based ones based?
>>80383785
she had so much white guilt because of the Native American massacres and genocide
she actually holds it against the Natives that they dare live here in this land before being discovered by whites
>>80384862
>you have to go back
Go back earlier and have him add that to the end of emancipation declaration.
After that who gives a fuck if Booth offs him?
>>80384753
Yes, but I think it would've prevented the catalyst that caused everything to go in overdrive and spiral out of control.
Either way, I can't really think of another event that one person could prevent from happening to avert the shitshow of a world we're in now.
>>80380905
travel to yesterday and have sex with myself 2bh
>>80381374
>>80384757
The problem with this is that future Americans wouldn't know the trouble that Africans bring, so immigration would be crazy high.
Bang OP's mom
>>80384922
Yup
>>80385517
Whatever man. Just so long as they go back is the main point. We needed Civil War to develop miltech which was why i added on to anons post in the first place.
>>80380905
Fuck the blindness out of her.
>>80384496
You mean help Germany to either win or have a neutral conclusion of WW1.
The war would have come no matter what but ending it the right way would have woken Europe up that the new stuff is a hella more dealdy and bad.
And with Germany strong, the middle East less fucked and Africa under rule the world would be a better place today.
>yfw you know what could have been
>>80380905
Stop anglos.
>>80380905
kill 'em all
>>80386044
How would one person be able to do that?
>>80385238
>muh jew heritage
kill yourself
>>80385716
I haven't talked to my mom on 10 uears and she is 60 yrs old. Have at it bro. Maybe it will give my dad the final big one.
>>80380905
I would Black the stone-age European population.
Assasinate that little bitch wife of Edward VIII so that he stays King of England
>>80384386
>flag
>cross pointing to the right
>in medeval europe that meant surrender
be Scandinavian
REALLY need to boast about shit; lowest self esteem in the civilized world.
>pretend they are better than niggers
>>80386313
print off all the WW1 battle outcomes and hand them over.
Travel back to about 1980.
Invest some money. Get money
Try to pork bjork
>>80380905
Supply Hitler with modern weaponry
Also red pill him on muslims
Download all Wikipedia(XOWA) on my 4 laptops.
Go to 1938 give it to NSDAP.
Get shot or survive.
???
Profit.
>>80383498
>Also, you wouldn't fuck Lohan or anything else because you're a fat, disgusting pig.
>What is rape?
Become best bro with Hitler
>beer racing at the local pub
>search for Atlantis together
>paint qt 3.14 aryan grills
>snort cocaine and listen to bach
>paint swastikas in our schoolbooks
also share all my knowledge about modern technology and warfare, also inform him about every mistake he did in my universe, tell him about the future and further fuel his hatred for the vermin and assure him and society that extinction is the only viable option.
Then proceed to live the rest of my days in a beautiful utopia.
>>80386313
>Convince geneals to rethink their strategies before they find out that sending wave after wave of their men won't work
>Give them valuable inforemation about incomming battles etc. by changing out messanges from the front
>Let a way to produce penecillin be discoverd sooner
>Sink that ship full of american banksters on their way to Britain to convince them to carry on with the war
>Let the Tsars end the war timely to root out the revoloutin in their own country thus stopping communism from ever being a thing
>Manipulate public opinion
You have a time machine. Possebilities are endless
>>80382898
>>80383276
This.
I would make it so that my father and mother never meet, or else I would falcon punch my pregnant mother's belly.
I would travel to go see Jesus and witness his holy powers.
I would also go kill new-born Muhammed
>>80381374
We both know the real reason you wanna go back is so you could suck yourself off, admit it
>>80380905
basically this
but with a AK-47
>>80386313
by giving advanced weapons to franz joseph
>>80383630
Underrated.
>>80380905
Kill myself
>>80380905
Pee on things.
>>80380905
this
Go to past kill false prophet muhammad.
And Make Byzantines Great Again.
>>80381374
Fuck man
>>80380905
>>80388799
Go 5000 years back and worship KEK
>>80381374
I'd do something similar - but send myself into my late teens instead.
Damn man, I didn't come to /pol/ for this shit..
>>80380905
Burn the Frankfurt school to the ground and eradicate any trace of its existence
>>80380905
Go to the year 2230
Hopefully some form of an AI will make me a posthuman being
if not and the world is Mad Max -tier then I will try to scavenge technology in order to find the tech to prolong my lifespan, as I would do anyways
>>80386470
Stone Age white boys would crush your skull for you if you tried. They were not the cucks of today.
>>80380905
Find the guy that invented religion and remove him before he shares his ideas with anyone. Than the second guy and so on...
>>80380905
Stop jews before they started resulting in no jews, no christcucks, no muds.
R
>>80385624
is Jersey really that bad, anon?
>>80381374
I come to /pol/ so I can laugh, not feel
>>80383630
Very nicely put
>>80380905
I'd stop Anne Frank from dying a virgin
>>80387329
Thanks for the comfy visions, Sven
>>80383630
He's going to be amazed by internet porn.
>>80391201
>>80386829
bjork a cute
KILL KANT
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>>80384922
ussr were gonna invade anyway. what he needed to do was invade and take the oil fields. what screwed em over so bad was that they ran out of fuel for their tanks when they tried to take on the ussr.
