>exactly 2 years ago
Where were you during the huelocaust?
>>80367681
Being Great, and British.
I don't know but Thursday I was at home watching the same team get 0-2'd
>>80367681
working as a lumberjack in the summer before i went back to university, i dont understand people and their fascination with sports and athlete worship
>>80367790
Fucking frogs, don't get all cocky just because you got a little lucky for once. We're still world champions.
I was at public viewing and had many keks
>>80367790
you literally did nothing for this win though
I was in Norway visiting friends, they didn't know why I enjoyed HUEHUEs getting BTFO so much
>>80367933
I like Schweinie and felt bad for Boateng, so there's that.
>We're still world champions
Well done Germany, HOWEVER we'll see about that in 2 years.
>>80367933
>world champions
You couldn't even beat us this year.
>>80367681
I was at epcot in Disney world. It was glorious watching Brazilians get salty and leave halfway through the match
>>80368085
Fine argument Hans, neither did you in 2014 against Brazil.
>>80367681
I was on /sp/ in the Semi-Final Solution. Damm, it was fun.
>>80367681
>Watching it in my room
>seeing what is happening
>call my brother
>dude you've got to see this shit
>he's like holy shit RIP Brazil
>>80368155
Have any screen caps?
>>80367681
at work. was going to go watch at a mexican restaurant with a co worker, but while i was finishing up my job, he was watching on his phone
>they scored
>they scored again
>they scored again
thought he was trolling me. cancelled those plans
>>80367681
>>>/sp/
saged and repoted, hope you get fucking banned
>>80368135
>getting a penalty present from Schweinsteiger
>scoring after our defense was in tatters after Boateng got injured
>Germany missed key players like Gomez, Khedira and Hummels
lets be honest here, Pierre. You got lucky and only were the better team in the first 10 minutes of each half.
>>80368302
>>80368378
And we only won and you only lost, your point being?
>>80367760
>Great
>British
pick one Anglo
>>80368374
>this ass hurt summer
go back to your orange nigger thread faggot. or your shitty e petition or hurr durr digits frog XD
this is literally the best thread up
>>80367681
I watched it in the pub with my best mate. He's not much a football fan and didn't seem to understand why I thought it was so hilarious.
>>80368485
That you should not be so cocky
>>80368455
>>80367790
Prepare to get raped by Huetugal.
>>80367681
I watched it with /sp/
Greatest of habbenings, all those ass mad hue threads following the aftermath had me in stitches
>>80368587
>Battiston Schumacher 1982
You're just mad it was an italian ref with proper eyesight.
I wish Portugal could wrek the shit of the french frogs, i cant stand these niggers.
But the fucking tournament is rigged af
>>80368485
Ur gonna lose to Donaldo, rip French pride.
>>80367681
talking to some whore on omegle
>>80368628
>>80368723
kek Portugal would have lost against Italy even, so I'm not scared at all.
>>80368505
>Great British
Already picked it.
Enjoy the cliff your Euro is diving off of into oblivion. Our pound will recover :^)
>>80367790
>proud of niggers beating a crippeled deutschland
>>80367681
Football is for low intellect classes's amusement
Shitposting pretty hard on /sp/
>>80368871
Excuses, excuses everywhere.
>>80367790
>extremely questionable penalty
>and a goal because a striker was hanging onto the goalkeeper, causing him to be off balance
You must be so proud. Portugal is going to crush you because they're actually good.
>>80367681
Friends Summer Island and getting wasted (Degenerate back then)
>>80369115
>Guy jumps up with his hands in the air while defending
>Is somehow surprised when penalty is given
>Goalkeeper fucks up a punch after defenders fuck up and fail to clear
>Somehow this goal isn't Germay's own fault
I was probably playing runescape or masturbating
>>80368378
Don't be butthurt, I rooted for you, but the victor is the one who scores more goals.
>>80368915
This, the bread and circuses of the 21st century.
>inb4 butthurt footplebians
>>80369115
>>extremely questionable penalty
In Germany actually, good times.
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/64195362/
I think this is mandatory for every Brazil thread. It's when Jose Aldo (Brazilian) got HEEMed in one punch by Connor McGregor
>>80368802
>the pound hasn't even recovered anything from the 2008 crisis yet
>Bank of England running low on foreign reserves, probably needs to sell a shitloads of assets this summer
Not looking good at all for the pound my beady eyed friend
>>80369115
>handball
>questionable
Excuses, excuses everywhere. How did NL do in the Euros by the way? Oh sorry.
>>80369318
>http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/64195362/
well, fuck. Link doesn't work anymore
>>80369214
Fuck off
You got so badly pounded by a dentist that I thought I was watching porn
>>80369218
>tfw playing runescape
Is this it?
Almost died laughing.
Then I remembered we weren't getting first. Again.
>>80369308
Yeah, you can clearly see him go for that ball with his hand judging by how he's looking at it and forming a fist.
>>80369348
We're rolling in Euros, are you?
>>80367681
I was entertained by the first three goals, but after that it just became sad.
Should have been 8-0 though.
>>80369496
i still dont understand why whoever made this webm mixed up the goals and reactions out of order
>>80369409
>Implying any England fans expected us to get anywhere under Woy
on /sp/ shitposting like mad, that was such a good world cup. 5-2 Spain/Netherlands was just as good
>>80369649
it was on purpose
I'm so glad we didn't lose to Italy, they are the only team I really hate. They play dirty as fuck.
Also, there is no shame in losing to France, they are a very good, very strong team. I still think Germany played a bit better, but France seized their chances when they could and deservedly won.
>>80368378
We're missing all of our defense since the beginning of this euro and even some middle field and attack due to injury or affairs (benzema). We'd have wrecked you still if we both had our actual main team.
Cry more and keep whining like Neuer who thinks this isn't deserved waah waah abloobloo.
P-Please stop !
>>80367681
at my friend's house watching it
>>80367681
I was right here shitposting about the ballocaust with the rest of /pol/.
>>80369715
I have to admit that we didn't deserve to win, our game was a shit and we probably would be kick out in the semifinals. Germany was better than us this time.
In /sp/
>>80369496
Man, so much heartfelt suffering over an irrelevancy.
>>80367681
This was the first full soccer game ive watched in my american life... unironically I can't watch baseball or football anymore because it all seems like bullshit.
>>80369893
>our game was a shit
I disagree, I think you played better than France.
>>80369933
I agree, the goalocaust is a hueish conspiracy.
>>80367790
Tbh we crushed you on the field, senpai.
But we didnt have a single fucking player who could actually hit the goal, so you won.
> went to have a shit at 0 - 1
> come back
> it's 0 - 4
>the pillaged and raped Village of Bra7i1
>>80367760
Bin that knife Orwell cuck.
At least Germany scored.
>>80369989
Are you kidding? I saw the entire game and our plan was waiting for your team to attack. This is not a strategy! This is flipping a coin and praying to guess the right side. Btw i was on your side last night, i don't like Dindu Team of France, i think that your team is one of the best, BUT only this time ;)
>>80369115
He literally goes Superman on the ball to protect it from Evra's head. There's no question at all.
>>80369308
Also just after this, one german completly and willingly jumps and destroy's Sissoko's legs (frustration ?). Thankfully he could still walk but that was a clear foul too.
Also
>they fucked up only, it's not deserved
Kek.
>>80367681
At work I heard about it on the radio. Most people here dont give a shit about football but it was so laughable that radio presenters who dont know anything were shitting on Brazil.
I was working at a factory at the time and went into the office were I had a workmate put on a highlight reel. Could hardly believe my eyes. Oh how we laughed. Shitposted on /sp/ for hours when I got home. Biggest sporting humiliation in history.
Will huehues ever reecover?
>>80370149
Italy kept us on our feet the entire time.
France played well but they were significantly weaker, the ball was in their half most of the time and they were constantly on the defensive.
>>80368455
>I was here for that thread
God it was beautiful
>>80370309
Last night you clearly deserved to win, i mean, you playied as the champions of the world and France had only more luck than you. I'm afraid that you lost that match. I hoped since the end but DIndu france had it better. Anyway see ya in two years :P
THERE SHOULD BE A WORLD CUP IN BRAZIL EVERY FUCKING YEAR
man I miss 2014 so much, I was drunk and laughin' through the whole fucking thing
greatest world cup ever
>>80370474
oh you :3
>>80367790
Why is France getting all uppity about this?
FRANCE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A FOOTBALL TEAM, YA FAGGOT.
>>80367681
shitposting like one should
good times
>>80370309
You had shit strikers not our fault
>>80369496
this gets me everytime
>>80367681
>tfw 2014 was 17 years ago
>>80370539
>, you playied as the champions of the world and France had only more luck than you
I agree, but we failed to seize the moments, and France didn't fail. So I think it was a deserved victory for them.
>>80370539
>Anyway see ya in two years
Yeah but the spell has been broken, so you better start practicing :)
>>80370309
Anyway our team made some shitty decisions, like the strategy, the players and many others. But it was fun, even the penalities.
>>80370618
Our colonies run under the direction of two or three of ours. We watch and have fun. What's wrong with that ? Sigh.
>>80370144
*Brazil
>>80370672
No need to get all defensive, I said it was a deserved victory for France.
And Griezmann is a fucking genius. I hope he comes to Bayern Munich some day.
We are still the biggest winners in World Cup, so suck it
Plus, seeing americans cumming with other coutries dick, is the most funny thing ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsdAYwjBEhQ
>>80370719
I hope that Italian footbal league will make some nice football players, back in 2006 we had the best team in the world, do you remeber germany?
>2-0 at 118' and 119'?
>>80367681
fuck that was really 2 years ago it doesnt seem that long ago
Good they should have had a few red cards leading to the final and the refs fucked everyone they played to walk them to the final. You got embarrassed by an actual good team, you should have been nowhere near the final
Truly the greatest day in /sp/ history
>>80370914
Yep, extremely strong, dominant, unbeatable.
Italy plays an extremely elegant football, I just wish your players didn't feel the need to resort to dives all the time. You don't need it.
>>80367681
>Brazil scored 1 goal
German noobs...
I met the love of my life on the internet that day. All while my family was screaming and crying. Lovely.
>>80370618
>Denmark
Who?
Anyways, if you're talking about the blacks, they come from the french colonies and our laws made them French by right. Not my fault they're good at Football, your """white""" country sure shows some skill in this regard.
>>80367681
>letting a team that's capable of giving up 7 goals get a goal on you
embarrassing
I was actually Skyping with a Brazilian friend, who is based.
He doesn't give a fuck about it. We were both rooting for Germany.
I went to go leave quick to get a drink, and when I came back it the score was like 4-0.
He told me he was getting texts from his brother who was in a bar watching the game, and apparently a riot almost broke out. And it wasn't even the second half yet.
Although the score should have ended up being 0-8.
They gave them a sympathy goal, and Ozil missed that goal near the end. Like he always does.
D E L E T E T H I S
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>>80371096
Thx my dude :)
Also, I should add, Facebook was super butthurt too.
Everyone was rooting for Brazil because they're diverse and multicultural.
They got triggered hard when those ubermensch Germans stomped the shit out of them.
>>80371023
Calm down man, our politics here is not the only thing in crisis ok
now we have tite on the case. He managed to get my fucking corinthians out of the ground (TIMÃO PORRA), he can do the same with Brasil.
>>80367681
Watching it.
>>80367681
>caring about this sport infested with foreigners pretending to be national team in EU without borders, where countries don't matter
Yes dear goy, lets play nationalities and flags this time.
brs, post glorious football moments
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXWg6Qe2HLg
>>80367681
Watching it at home and laughing maniacally
>>80369649
To trigger autists like you I imagine.
>>80371488
I think im going to watch city of god today anon
>watching world cup as American
at least the grills can carry their weight plus some
>>80369517
he went with both his hands up, wether he wanted to punch it or not is pointless, he took the risk
>>80367681
Can't believe Ozil missed that easy change at the end to make it 8-0.
Got really pissed off about it actually.
>>80371270
>is based
>a self loathing cuckold who would rather cheer for the opposing team than stand with his bretheren til the bitter, humiliating end
sickening 2bh
The only american chance to be relevant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8imKOdaa4vc
>>80369496
>Getting this upset over a game
Fucking Brazilians.
>>80367681
Up at 5:00am watching it because Australia. I don't think I'll ever forget it. Most incredible game I've ever watched just because of the sheer shock factor.
Brazilians literally on suicide watch.
>>80368779
Never laugh at underdogs
>>80372169
>Laughter
>Not Raughter
whoever made this HAD ONE FUCKING JOB
>>80372169
Yes, we are the only ones
>>80367681
Experiencing it
>>80372169
even /sp/ agrees Iceland was worse than 7-1
a fucking dentist and movie director
>>80370071
>7
>sieben
>>80367681
I was in my home watching the game, scream at every of the seven goals so loud, I couldn't speak at all the next day.
Nothing personal huebros, it's just football.
>>80372452
>He thinks I'm English
Pretty offended desu senpai.
Yes I understand that there's hardcore football fans in England. But you know like when you think of the UK you think of Muslims and bad teeth? That's how the world sees Brazil, football is literally the only thing your country is known for.
>>80372567
>even /sp/ agrees Iceland was worse than 7-1
I don't care, football is for cucks.
On /sp/ with a snifter of brain fluid.
>>80367681
I remember that poor old man with his replica trophy. He was the only one that made me feel sad even over that fat little fuck crying into his coke. I was rooting for Germany but It was rape and the refs couldn't stop it.
>>80372679
Argentina mockery is what triggers me the most. But still
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXWg6Qe2HLg
>>80371195
>France
Who?
Your Germany's political bitch and the biggest disappointment on this continent, bar fucking NONE.
I was in a pub for my birthday watching the game in the background as my mate begun to cry because he was gonna put a bet down for germany to win 7-1.
Still haven't let him live that down.
>>80367933
You can say you didn't lose to France, but You'll have to concede your defeat to Algieria
>>80372567
the thing is, England disappoints 100% of the time, everytime
huelocaust came as a complete, wonderful surprise, which is why we remnisce about it with such fondness
>>80372755
>football is for cucks!
>haha look at those sheep, getting mad at some game...
>they actually like stuff I don't lol
Soon you'll unsheathe katana
>>80372679
>>80373181
>the thing is, England disappoints 100% of the time
Brazil has been a disappointment for 14 years. Only people who didn't understand the first thing about football thought we had a chance.
>>80373222
Exactly, cucks getting upset over their cuck games because their country is a literal hellhole and they have nothing else to be proud of.
Psshh nothin' personnel kid.
>>80367681
Soccer is for pussies
>>80367681
Wat
>>80373359
Our team was just fine in 2006, you cuck
>>80373419
>exactly same shit as hugby
>uses a fucking armor to play, afraid of hurting himself
kek, American "bravery"
>>80367681
Whenever I feel really sad I just watch the crucial minutes of said game and afterwards everything is fine again.
Also please notice that the English commentator introduces the German national anthem with "Deutschland über alles" (thanks a lot for that)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_hniH_LKMk
>>80373419
your shitposts only make us look like twats you cunt
>>80373419
>runs around in foamy padded suits
>calls others pussies
>>80367681
>>80367681
Never 4get!
>>80373419
american fotball is for fat ameritards
>>80367681
It's called the huelocaust, the semi-final solution. Remember the 7 billion.
>>80373761
fick fick
>>80373447
Never said it wasn't.
>>80373574
>>80373646
Before liberals started their war on football niggers would get paralyzed left and right. So many people are currently dying from brain injuries from playing in the NFL. When's the last time someone got even the slightest bone fracture in soccer?
>>80369933
Nice
Ripfffffgffgggv
>>80367760
Underrated ID.
But I think its called "goalocaust".
>>80367681
I was watching with my roommate's Brazilian boyfriend while simultaneously browsing /int/ and observing the ass devastation on his Facebook newsfeed. Best day of my life, tbpf.
>>80373979
>When's the last time someone got even the slightest bone fracture
happens all the time famalam. But since when being destroyed after a game means "not being a pussie?"
The only reason why i criticize the use of armors to play american hugby, is because you think that hurting yourself is a sign of masculinity.
>>80374442
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_3VrHLuqG4
This is being manly in US
>>80369115
wew lad, you really love sucking german cock. Great slave mentallity.
>Portugal good
>only one win in the tourmanent
>>80367681
Comfy as hell, siiting at my sofa, with my wife handing me beer cans.
Was living in an apartment, and the normie´s silence that day was delicious.
>>80370105
DELETE THIS
>>80368378
We did not even play with half the titulars Kraut, we are more weakened that you ever been, the difference is Griezmann wrecked your asshole because he is godlike since 2 years..
I thought germans were not sore losers but you are literally worst than a brit.
>>80374617
even the birds where chill as fk
neighbor chimps on suicide watch
>>80374442
Try it for yourself if you believe armor isn't necessary. In years of boxing I only managed to get that fucked up after several rounds. It felt as if they were splitting me in half more than once.
And that's from a shitty amateur team, top athletes are certainly much worse.
>>80374971
I'm not a faggot, i would play hugby instead
>>80369496
>adults crying because ball went into the wrong net
Fucking embarrassing
>>80375071
>I'm not a faggot
You certainly are, complaining about what you don't even bother to understand.
>>80375097
see>>80372452
Your not far from home
>>80375177
kek, being this mad because i prefer hugby.
Go suck miami's balls if you want to, just don't bring down to your level.
>>80375379
bringe me down*
>>80367681
I was at a German pool club surrounded by other Germans watching the game play out in Montrose.
The pool owner called the bartender at the start of the game and instructed her to give everyone attending a free shot of Jaegermeister every time Germany scored.
It was racous. Everyone got smashed incredibly quickly.
>>80367681
laughing at home
>>80375478
Germany making Germany going bankrupt, the history repeats again.
>>80375379
I don't care at all about hugby of football. I was simply correction your assumptions on the need of armor.
If anyone here is mad, that's you. All the projecting is a give away.
Here's the /sp/ world cup highlights, no need to thank me spain and brazil.
>>80367681
in the pub
>>80370105
nice tacticool shit you faggot
I was in Peru doing an archaeological dig. Went to a restaurant to watch the game and was fucking astonished. Everyone else in the restaurant stopped watching after goal 4, and would occasionally just glance up at the screen, laugh, and go back to eating.\
Some of my best friends lived in Germany at the time and they said it was pandemonium.
Even today I can't believe that people paid 2.000, 10.000 reais for a ticket. It's another reality, people spending 6 months of salary to watch a game I saw for free.
>>80370042
Don't be so antihuemetic, Straya.
>>80367681
Down in Florida eating a steak in bar secretly waiting for the NHL season to start
Since there are so many americans here, can someone red pill me on american football?
Every time i watch it its just a team running forward 10 seconds then the game pauses and after the pause the team gets the ball again and repeats from step 1 just 10m further torwards the goal. And then after ~5 times the ball is given to the other team and those do the same again.
How is this fun in any way? Does anyone even enjoy this game for any other reason than getting shitfaced and eating hot dogs? It just seems that america tried to take the everyone is equal meme so far that they created a sport where in the end skills other than being fat(another american trait) dont matter and everyone is just given the same chances.
>>80376204
And it isn't even that fun. I'd rather go on one my own team's match, much cheaper and with actual cheering instead of clapping.
>>80367681
Soccer isn't a real sport. Stop rooting for the cuckest of cuckest of running on a field.
>>80376338
>skills other than being fat
Those fat dudes are unbelievably fast, I learned that the hard way.
>>80376338
watch super bowl XLIX
>>80373979
This guy during the world cup. >>80374107
I want to say he hurt himself out of stupidity but I don't remember. There were some other real injuries. There were fuckton of divegrass fake injuries.
>>80375244
>implying I'm English
Swiss expat and I don't give a shit about football you third worlder.
>>80367681
>White people are butthurt about thursday's match so they bring up a game that happened 2 years ago.
>>80367681
True football is American football, in your heart you know soccer is a weak sport
Notice how no brits are english anymore.
They all suddenly hate football as well.
>>80367790
a
>diverse
>german
team lost to a bunch of blacks and (((griezmann)))
germany is facing much worse problems than loosing the euro cup. you shouldnt get to excited about winning it, will just cache the true problems.
>>80367681
>huelocaust
huston we have a problem, sides are in orbit around jupiter
>>80369308
he was just siegheiling the ball,its a german tradition :/
>>80371082
CHAMPIONS
I was in Argentina, there was a lot of good bants everywhere
>>80376176
You sound like you have a good life
>>80367681
on /sp/ banting the monkeys
>>80371570
Has Messi ever scored in a final for Argentina? He was in this game, too
>>80367790
>same team
Wew
>>80376338
It's about the strategy involved. Each play the offense will pick a play to try and score and the defense picks one to stop it. Each side is simultaneously predicting what the other will do.
I agree that there's a lot of stoppage but it's like chess with 250lb black men as pawns
>>80377536
>it's like chess
Please stop I'm fucking cringing
>>80367681
Counting my incoming shekels from my bookie who was sitting right next to me flabbergasted.
>>80377718
You watch cricket and rugby
>>80376338
Read the rules. The basics are easy and it steadily gets more retarded with the no fun league rules that may/or may not be enforced.
>>80374550
Thanks for the morning laugh senpai
>>80376930
Handegg isn't football.
>>80367681
>2 years ago
fucking bullshit, how have two years passed since then
>>80367681
I'm American but I generally support France when it comes to football; I was pretty angry when they lost to Germany, I LOVED watching France BTFO Germany in the Euros.
>>80377887
Fuck no I can't stand either
>>80370105
>>80374833
>>80376109
This is as good it gets for the Britcucks.
>>80367681
shitposting on /sp/ of course
>>80368086
because it was hosted in Brazil
>>80378876
France was in the Eurocup? All I saw was a bunch of africans pretending to be French.
>>80379369
Netherland were in the Eurocup ?
No, they weren't.
>>80377718
hold on im gunna get my burger real quick and then hopefully if youre still around ill tell you why youre a cuck
>>80379369
Quite a few of the players are niggers, the best ones are white.
Why do europoors get so heated about a women's sport?
>>80367681
The lead up to that game and the result gave me the biggest erection. Brazilian monkeys where going on about how their team was going to devastate the German team and instead they had their asshole prolapsed for the whole world to see. Fucking glorious.
>>80367681
Soccer was the only thing that keeped the monkey happy, and that is also taken away.
>>80368455
This kinda makes me pity the poor monkeys.
>>80367681
The most embarrassing semi since I watched Brokeback Mountain.
>>80367933
Frenchfag here
Now I won't see this Muller assface again, thanks cuck
sat in the same room as I am now
>>80369115
Top kek even without the penalty it would've been still 1-0
Germans were too busy scratching their balls
>>80367790
Only reason the frogs won is a salty dago ref
>>80371080
>TORRES
Disagrees
>>80373917
>9gag
are you sure you are on the right place kid?
>>80367790
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>tfw was away from home at the time
>tfw couldn't browse /sp/ during it
Browsing social media, multiple videos of dindus screaming and monkeying around and laughing at Brazil.
>>80367790
Caught lightning in a jar
>>80368455
>>80368589
do you have the cap where Netherlands spergs out at Mexico?
>>80367681
At home smoking a joint, drinking beer and watching 14 year old girls twerking to funk music, I don't like soccer, and have much more interesting things to do.
BTW, whose toilet are you cleaning now that the UK is going BREXIT?
>>80370071
Well Hans, I would rather lose a world cup than 2 world wars...
>>80372440
There you go.
Football is a glorified random number generator.
>>80367681
Winning 150 bucks on a bet that brazil would be humiliated.
