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Let's play philosophy here, /pol/

>You're now the cube
>You see a 16 year old negro in front of you
>He's reasonably /fit/
>He's from da hood
>Cube-HUD stats show you that he has a statistically high chance of robbing a liquer store and having two offspring with a white woman whom he will then abandon during his lifetime
>However Cube-HUD stats that he has an equally probable chance of joining the Marines, then the local police force, going on to become chief before retiring and moving to somewhere with 10/10 would swim beaches
>You have two buttons in front of you
>Button A will initiate a white lynch mob who will shoot him with a shotgun, hang him, and then drag his burning body from a Chevy pickup truck while "Song of the South" plays in the background
>Button B will leave him be with "IF DA GLOVE DON FIT YOU MUST ACQUIT" playing in the background to a shit melody for a short time
>Current Cube-HUD status tells you that up until the present he really has been a good boy who dindu nufink

Which button do you press, /pol/?
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I'd let him fuck my boi pussy
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those are clearly airsoft rifles
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Plot twist: Posting at all and risking rolling dubs means risking he will have Button A pressed while automatically transporting him to the middle of a large Black Lives Matter protest
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>>80347703
Hello teddy
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A

The risk vs what he would contribute is tilted pretty heavily.

Also, Daisy only sells airsoft rifles, niggers really are retarded.
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>>80347246
Whoa, you could put someone's eye out!
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>>80347590
>>80348543
They're BB guns not Airsoft, you weebs.
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>>80347246

A. would guarantee a race war, but whites would be the losing side for starting it with a lynching. All support would evaporate and we'd lose in months.

B.
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If he's done nothing yet, of course I'd let him go. I'm not killing an innocent man just because there's an even chance he'll do something bad in the future, the odds would have to be overwhelming to justify that.
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>>80347246
what a shit question. you gotta try a little harder, shlomo.
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>>80347246
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sniper rifle kek
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>>80347246
Neither because i'm a vibrant for some reason
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>>80347246
Sounds like a sci-fi B movie not /pol/
Later
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>>80347246
$40? not bad. I wanted on last year to hunt the those goddam skunks and possums going in my trash.
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>>80350919
Same here, I sent you a friend request, please accept
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>>80347246
>There are people that think pellet guns are real rifles.
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The chances of an average person becoming a criminal are considerably lower than 50%.

Just something to think about.
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