IT'S HAPPENING, NUKES ARE FLYING
>>80339540
Source?
>>80339587
http://edition.cnn.com/2016/07/09/asia/north-korea-submarine-missile/index.html
>Succesful launch
>Unsuccesful mid-flight
itsfuckingnothing.cr2
JUST IN, KIM JONG UN ASSASSINATED BY THE MAN NONE OTHER THAN SAM HYDE.
THIS IS THE ONLY PICTURE THEY HAVE OF HIM AT THE MOMENT WILL KEEP YOU GUYS UPDATED WITH THE NEW INFORMATION COMING OUT
>>80339540
They fugged it up and SK gave them another rap on the knuckles
>>80339540
map
PROTIP: Nothing is happening. Nothing ever happens.
>>80339931
HAHAHAHA THIS JOKE IS SOOOOOOO FUNNY.
TURN ON CNN
>>80339540
>failed SLBM
Not happening. AEGIS would shoot that shit down fast if it was. We should have THAADs up and running pretty soon to double the ABM coverage.
>>80340279
Sam Hyde? Is that you posting with the toothpaste flag?? xDD memes xxxxDDDDD
>>80340064
>Worse case the west coast gets taken out.
Eh. In not worried.
>>80339811
Kek norks have endurance problems during ascension
Will dicklets ever learn?
>>80340279
Shut up crest this is important news
>>80339666
SATAN TRIPS PRAISE KEK
>>80339931
>test missile
its fucking nothing
>>80339540
>>80340064
>>80340469
>>80340487
Panama Papers: British Banker Helped North Korea Sell Arms, Expand Nuclear Program
http://www.newsweek.com/panama-papers-mossack-fonseca-north-korea-444452
another failure from my proud nation
Sirens are blazing hard here in New Zealand.
We've been ordered down into the shelters. Fun night ahead!
>>80340614
Kek saved
>>80340064
Alarmist propaganda. North Korean missile technology would have a hard time hitting anything outside South Korea without crashing into the sea.
>>80340804
WHAT?
>>80340804
Hurry up and unite the Koreas, Kim.
I'd like to see california get nuked honestly.
http://www.cnn.com/2016/07/09/asia/north-korea-submarine-missile/index.html
>>80340804
LOL WTF
>>80340804
yo kim bro wanna visit australia bro you can stay at my place bro
>>80340804
Well, you tried.
>>80340810
>gonna miss the /rug/
fucking gutted lad
>>80340804
oh shit
>>80339811
>but is estimated the initial flight was unsuccessful
Why deploy THAAD a day before? Because it was successful. Saying it failed because they dont know the planned flight path doesnt change that. Sanctions have failed and now the west is at risk.
>>80340064
does this map disprove flat earthers?
>>80340804
Don't worry, you just have to keep trying
>it's a Kim shoots off a bottle rocket and /pol/ thinks it's the end of the world episode
>>80340064
>Falling for 'le round Earth' maymay.
>>80340804
Another to the pile. When you gonna get a success? Next Century?
TANKS
IN
30
>>80340804
It's ok kimmy you gave your best shot, I'm sure you'll get it next time buddy
>>80340804
fuck off kim
uhmmmmmmmmm #notallnorks, k thanks
>>80341117
I live in Alaska. This shit isn't funny. I have a wife and child coming. We need to kill all the fucking north Koreans now. Fuck we can do it before the election just mass carpet bomb them for 7 days, gone no more stress. We have the power to do that to almost anyone.
>>80340804
Kim, what do you make of the FBI Bro who posted here? What do you know about Hillary and the Clinton Foundation?
>>80340804
Keep trying buddy
>>80340804
Hi Kim ! Here's a pic for you !
I heard you like basketball...
>>80340804
I just wanna pinch ur lil cheeks
>>80341382
This was a sub launch. They can hit anywhere in the world, why waste anything on Alaska?
>>80340804
Go on a diet
FBI anon was right? Anyone have he links to his thread?
>>80341382
Why would anyone nuke ALASKA? Cali is a better target, family.
>>80341670
the aussie lad talking about the south china sea happening?
>>80340804
I believe in you Kim! You'll get those disgusting Californians evenually.
>>80341670
Right here, Korean friend.
>First FBI thread
>>79480356 → # → →
https://archive.is/JEXOo
>Second FBI thread
>>79489525 → # → →
https://archive.is/pgLpf
>>80340064
What's the travel speed? Couldn't someone just fly a fighter jet into the missile over the ocean hours before it made it to its destination?
Kim just needs to give Hillary a call, I'm sure she can arrange to give them some tips, in the form of putting some top secret shit relating to nuclear weapons on an unprotected bathroom server for them to hack.
For a donation to a certain foundation, of course! $50m or so. Very cheap for the services rendered!
>>80340064
ayy
>>80340064
>Can nuke most of cali
>can't nuke los angeles
>mfw
>>80340804
Well at least you still have beautiful subservient women for us to be jealous of.
>>80340064
Let's assume their missiles actually have that range, we have a shit load of missile interceptors all over the world and a cluster of them on the west coast in particular, it would get BTFO before it lands anywhere , but hey atleast I'm outside the line of fire
>>80339540
>Nukes
>s
>flying
>implying
>>80340064
Ok well, good thing where I'm at in southern cali isn't in range.
>>80342926
not that it matters because they don't even work
>>80342627
>denying
