You are on your way to work one morning and are suddenly stopped by pic related. Traffic is already backed up in front of you, so driving through them is not an option. What do?
>>80325015
pull out my phone and look at porn
>work
Good one
Ask if I can get some muscle over here.
>>80325015
>take pics and post them on /pol/
what the hell else would I do?
>>80325015
Stop time and throw knives at them.
>>80325015
Call the cops and tell them an ambulance is stuck in the traffic.
are you liable if you run them over?
those highways are closed to pedestrian traffic
if i legitimately felt threatened, as in they were harassing the drivers in front of me, i fire off a few shots out of my window to scare the coons off.
>>80325015
Rally 12 able-bodied men to toss each of those cars blocking the road off the freeway.
I jump out and do a backflip whilst running one of the over
I will put some sunglasses on whilst saying under my breath
Nothing personal, kid
>>80325015
Be glad that I now I personal experience with the bullshit BLM spews on a regular basis. Now I'll be able to talk about how BLM has personally fucked up my life and whiney liberals won't be able to say shit.
>I hate BLM and think it's a retarded, regressive movement that encourages racism
>>woaw anon dat shoooo ees racis
>Nope, they just fucked up my commute and made me 3 hours late to work for no god damned reason.
Yell "FUCK YOU NIGGERS!!!" Then when they attack I brandish a firearm.
I also tow their car with my jack.
>>80325015
Run the cunts over.
>>80325015
Better save up a big bag of 'little smaller than fastball" size stones in the trunk for such an event.
>The police are not going to intervene.
That means they are not going to intervene when these niggers break your windshield, beat the fuck out of you, whatever. That also means they are not going to intervene if someone is throwing stone fastballs at their nigger faces from eight cars deep in the back-up.
>>80325366
>>80325387
God I would love to see the crowd disperse after a few warning shots. Just oddly satisfying shit, I wouldn't recommend you do it or they'll pin some "he shouted fire in a movie theater" shit at you.
>>80325015
was driving on i-5 when some idiots tried to shut it down a few years ago by putting up a big tripod and hanging from it
they stopped and jumped out right in front of me and started pulling pipes out of a little truck
i floored it and hit some fat neckbeard he went over the hood and i went on my way
ill do it again too any nigger step in front of my van without a crosswalk im dirtin them
Take the rare opportunity to catch Pokemon on the freeway
>>80325015
Throw firecrackers near them.
>>80325015
See if I can arrange someone throwing firebombs from the other direction.
>>80325015
should have used a webm
>>80325935
what am i going to do with 500 of these?
>>80325015
Carry a bomb disposal looking robot in your trunk, drive it into the protesters and watch them scatter.
>>80325015
Start shouting "AM I BEING DETAINED?!" While maneuvering through the barricade. It also helps if you have your lawyer on the line ahead of time.
>>80325015
make sure my doors are locked and i have a round in the chamber just in case, then get comfy.
everyone of these fucks needs to do hard time for terroristic activity
>>80325015
1. Wonder how the Indians sobered up enough to organize a blockade
2. Throw a pack of smokes and a mickey of cheap vodka on the highway shoulder
3. Road is now clear, drive to work
>>80325015
CRASHIN FRASHIN BREAK DANCERS
>>80326141
lol i remember this wage slaves got btfo
>>80326149
Are you literally retarded?
Ice Beam 500x...
>>80326174
They'd probably just steal the tires off it
>>80325748
If you are way back in traffic how will they know who fired the shots? With luck they'll just scatter.
BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKERS
If you live in a civilized country where you don't lose your job and your living for being 30 minutes late, then...
...nothing.
This is why a street-legal dirtbike is a good option. LA traffic almost demands it.
Honestly. Just haul it over the concrete barrier and leave.
>>80326149
>>80326336
Nice pic btw.
>>80325202
Go to bed carolla
>>80325015
If they throw anything or start beating on my car legally I could drive through because I'd be "fearing for my life" in court
And the cops would probably be on your side as well
>>80326224
this, put the AC on and browse /pol/.
>>80326443
source/webm with audio?
I ride a motorcycle to work, I'll get through them and if they get in my way I'll fire off warning shots
>>80325015
>What do?
Punch the gas pedal and hope to pick up the 7-10 split.
Barring that, I call 911 on my cell phone and report the niggers have a gun and are threatening to kill white people.
I then sit back and laugh my ass off as the SWAT team starts taking out niggers one by one.
Pull AK out of trunk. And just stand there with it and see what happens.
Shit into my hand and pull a u-turn. Before I peel out throw it at them
Isn't it illegal to gather without a permit? Isn't it illegal to obstruct traffic? Why aren't police arresting every single person there? They can easily do it.
>>80326724
That's a good one
>I saw a gun Im not safe
Gun grabbers do this shit to carriers all the time
>>80326555
Remember kiddos, Castle Doctrine applies to occupied vehicles. If you live in a Castle Doctrine state, you can kill somebody who is attacking your vehicle while you are driving.
Well it's illegal to run them over and you're looking at attempted manslaughter if you do.
Drive right up to them and slowly accelerate?
They'll probably either move or attack you.
If not then don't go fast enough to hurt them?
>>80326945
this just slowly drive through, like idle speed slow, they'll either move out of the way, or stay on top of your hood, in that speed up for a few seconds and slam on brake
>>80325808
based
>>80325015
Start shooting so they scatter.
>>80325748
>warning shots
Negligent discharge, better off getting a slingshot and pegging the faggots in the face with marbles.
>>80326945
Yeah, your wife would be pissed if she found out you killed her bull
>>80326668
Source: Brazil
Reason: Brazil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nSljD7Jz0s
(other angle) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Dj8P-a0eXI
>>80327070
>idle speed
>don't know what to tell you officer, my brakes werent working and my car was stuck in gear.
>>80325015
Get out and kindly ask them to step aside.
>>80326141
Do you have a webm of the police doggo that did a great job?
if the protesters have their cars nearby just slash their tires
>>80325102
Damn. Fpbp by far
>>80327339
sorry, haven't seen that one
>>80325015
>>80326589
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_3_aCjJsrQ
>>80326924
>Ohio
>extends to vehicles of self and immediate family
God i fucking love this state
>>80327231
>BR
appreciate it, rate hue/hue
>>80325015
Do a 360 and drive away
I feel like some kinda noxious aerosol like ammonia anhydrate (stink bombs) or a bug bomb would be effective, at least to make a hole in the blockade to start getting cars through,
>>80327603
>>80326255
Sounds like rural Norcal, neighbor. I kekd
>>80325015
-Call boss, tell him I'm gonna be late.
-Get cooler and lawn chair from trunk.
-Kick back and watch the fun.
Put it in 4lo and push my way through. Its and older truck so niggers blood would just help hide the rust.
>>80325015
>driving through them is not an option
I'm an owner-operator and I've modified the bumper the splatter moose without damaging the grill. Driving through them is never not an option, whether or not I drive through something is entirely determined by that thing's willingness to remain in front of the truck.
>>80327513
Im with you buddy, Id also kill myself instead of waiting in traffic.
>>80325015
Run them over. Drive to work blasting death metal. Scream thank you for allowing and providing me with a corpse to run over on my way to work.
![Chicago-Police-Department[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IWJUzIr.jpg "Chicago-Police-Department[1].jpg")
>>80325015
Sorry but I don't want to be a hostage.
If this ever happens to me I will get out by force.
Even if they try to stop me I will physically force past them.
If/when the police get involved, you simply say you felt in danger of your life and was being held as a hostage.
It legally works. Police can do nothing against you as long as they are public roads.
>>80325015
>driving through them is not an option
is this what niggers actually believe?
>>80325102
First post best post
>>80326350
Kek
Best thing to do is carry a sling shot with you, carry various rocks, marbles, and steel balls. Aim outside the sunroof in a car with tinted windows. The thought of random people being pelted with objects should brighten your day from the stresses of being late for work.
>>80325677
You live in America and want to fight with rocks?
>walk to front line of cars
>explain to them that it is completely legal to drive through the line of protesters since they are *technically* being unlawfully detained
>laugh as the first line of inspired and informed drivers pushes through these stupid fucks
>do it again and again until people are just freely driving and the protest is dispersed (or squished)
>>80327781
Then you would be driving toward them faggot
>>80328600
>Traffic is already backed up in front of you, so driving through them is not an option.
Unless you have a heavy duty vehicle that is capable of plowing through several rows of cars in front of you (who are just ordinary folks in the same predicament as yourself) then no, it's not an option. I'm a bit shocked by the lack of reading comprehension among some of the people responding here.
>>80329190
newfag spotted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfSp5euB5AQ
>>80325015
>Couple months back
>Trying to get back home after work
>Fucking protesters taking up 2 lanes as they march around
>They cause a massive traffic backup and block me when I try to get onto the highway
>Have to take long detour through the city to find another way out
>Can't even ask cops for help since they're guiding the march along to at least make sure it doesn't just stop in the road and ruin everyone's day
Why do these people have to block traffic? It just makes me want to hate their cause, not support it.
>>80328290
Fuckin a CDL bro.
>>80325015
Isn't it obvious?
>get out of my car
>open the trunk
>grab my trusty katana
>clear a path
That's the day you take Mr. Plow to work.
>>80325015
Drive through them without stopping, lower my and everyone in the cars heads down so as not to be hit by bullets or shit being thrown in
No way am I stopping for shit like that. For all I know they're about to gun everyone on the bridge down and this is a big event.
>>80328967
You can get 1000 3/8" steel balls for use in slingshots for 25 bucks on amazon. I have a cheap one that I use glass marbles in and it puts dents in thick metal from a distance.
A few niggers getting pegged with that should make them wise up. Plus like you said, it's fun for everyone involved.
>>80328967
I like this idea.
>>80329567
My grandfather sling shot steel balls them at his neighbours dogs when they barked at night, they shut the hell up. He finally shot and killed one of them, but that may be a little far, maybe
Ramming Speeeed!!!!!
Sit in my car and be fat.
Sweat. Cry softly if my licorice is empty.
>>80325366
When did this happen? I am from georgia and nothing is happening here
>>80330435
This guy gets it. #BlackLivesSplatter
I drive a super duty with straight pipes. When I floor it, any dindu who escapes my truck will still have their eardrums ruptured
>>80325015
>tfw drive a 2002 mercedes s600 with a V12
>implying i wouldn't floor it and plow through 1,000 niggers without slowing down
>implying i wouldn't honk to let them know i'm coming
>>80325102
I would do that
its a reflex
>>80329245
Since we don't have niggers in Australia this is purely hypothetical, and in my hypothetical I am in fact at the front of the pack, and I'm driving a monster truck.
So driving over some pavement apes is a valid option.
kek, they are spraying them like roaches
>>80325275
Reflex mode
>>80333559
LINK?
>>80333721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mq5hrUDoYo
Cops were driving and spraying them
>>80326443
I came here to post that gif belgianbro, you beat me to it.
>>80325015
>>80334615
what even happened to her? He bopped her on the nose?
>>80335058
>he touched the baloon with one finger
>it then blew up in her eye
of course, she in the light of her faggotry she went from brave independent womyn to victim in less than a second
>>80335058
She was oppressed.
how long until someone tries to wade a car through human traffic and the mob gets angry and flips the car and just goes full Somalia on the driver and passengers
>>80325403
you mean 20 good men
Never loved the popo BUT
>>80334615
POHLEECE BRUTALITITYYYYY
>>80335225
57 men on the hardest mile
>>80329190
You are such a fucking faggot
San fagciscos meme police are right there in the photo, probably helping get bottled water and snacks for the thirsty protestors
There's nothing you could do there, the cuck state would throw you in jail and let blm go with a stern warning and a wink.
Lucky I ride a bike so I'd go right between their cars and through any nigs who tried to stop me
>>80334615
>Not posting with the audio
Literally missed the entire point.
>>80335058
dude got her in the eyeball with whatever the fuck he's holding
hard to see in the webbum but he fucked her shit up for real
>>80325366
>middle of the day
You'd think that people protesting don't have jobs or something.
>someone smashes my window
>drive through the crowd with little concern for their safety
>get off on self-defense and fear for own life
>>80337885
liar
>>80337668
kek
>>80334615
she was raped
>>80325275
>Not using the most powerful attack
Pleb
>>80326443
i would honestly do that. behind the wheel i'm a different person
and i'm afraid of him
So I haven't tested this out but my opinions is a stink bomb I've never gotten to test it on other people then my self but here's ingredients.
Glass container onion (other stinky plants) then human or animal hair and finally a match tip then use a magnifying glass to set the hair on fire with the lid closed then let sit in sun for about a week. After that don't open it in the house it reeks up the place the longer it's outside the more potent it is worse it smells I have 2 stashed away in my car for a something like this.
>>80325015
>using the motor jew
lmaoing hard @ u
just ride a fucking bike
>>80338468
someone posted it on /pol/ before it must be legit :^)
>>80325015
Duct tape bombs to robots to clear the way
>>80326443
>not "Black Lives Splatter"
missed opportunity famalam
>>80339738
>using the wheel jew
just ride a horse you prick
>>80325015
Blast Coon Town by Johnny Rebel
>>80325015
Open up a car door slightly. When the crowd is halfway through, drop a really fucking loud firework on the ground. Pretend it is gunshots. See niggas run. Hopefully a couple get stampeded to death.
>>80339738
Lord kek gave you two fucking legs for a reason faggots.
Take out my gun and shoot those niggers.
>>80325015
I was in a situtation like this in real life about a decade ago, while driving my motorcycle. I drove right through. They tried to block me, but jumped out of the way when my wheel rammed into the back of their leg. Liberals are fucking cowards anyway, and wouldn't have the balls to retaliate.
>>80334615
I want to gut this stupid bitch. If you watch the video with audio, she lets out a shrill scream like she's being torn open with a rusty blade. I wish I could actually do that to her
>>80340552
What's the point of having tactical bullshit on a su16 when it blocks the rifle from folding. Su16 is only useful for folding
>>80325015
>(HELL'S BELLS) SATAN'S COMING 4U
>(HELL'S BELLS) HE'S RINGING THEM NOW
>(HELL'S BELLS) THE TEMPERATURE'S HIGH
>(HELL'S BELLS) ACROSS THE SKY
>(HELL'S BELLS) THEY'RE TAKING YOU DOWN
>(HELL'S BELLS) THEY'RE DRAGGING YOU AROUND
>(HELL'S BELLS) GONNA SPLIT THE NIGHT
>(HELL'S BELLS) THERE'S NO WAY TO FIGHT
>>80339621
Not stinky enough. My dad makes some truly fucking retched stink bait for catching catfish by 1. Putting some fish guts in a mason jar and letting it sit in the sun for a week 2. Putting the mixture (including the maggots and shit that infest it now) into a blender. Toss some flour into it to thicken it up. 3. Put a lid on the mason jar and let it sit in the sun for another week (or however long you want).
Shit will make anyone puke reflexively when you open that lid for the first time. Get 5 of those and throw it into a crowd of protesters, and you will no longer have a protester problem
>>80341078
What on earth are you talking about? The stock folds underneath the gun.
>>80341927
Only one model of the SU16 does this, the SU16D. All other variants break somewhere in the receiver, rendering the weapon inoperable when folded.
>http://www.keltecweapons.com/our-guns/category/rifle
>>80326589
>not always having the A/C on this time of year
Cheap bastard
>>80325015
Tear gas the crowd
when I get arrested say that I just dropped the canisters on my way to move them to the front of my car and didn't mean for them to go off and act surprised that anything was in them since I didn't read the labels.
>>80325126
Go back to /r9k/ they live like NEET kings over there.
>>80325102
> implying i wouldn't already be on /s/ downloading high res boobs while speeding
![39a[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/wbQX4ZZ.gif "39a[1].gif")
>>80327603
this man is a fucking hero
Sunbathe on the roof of my car while smoking cigarettes.
Can't exactly get fired if nogs are stopping me.
