Fag started shooting from my schools roof while I was at the vending machine digging for change. Heard the shots and said fuck it and smashed the glass of the vending machine and got my shit.
The normies were all huddled together. I said fuck this herd shit and gtfod my own way I had mapped out if this ever happened. I swear to god the other fags I saw book it to their cars must have been /pol/ocks not being deer in headlights and taking action. Was a tribal experience.
Looks like you just took all the food out of a vending machine, fat Albert.
>>80212456
>shooting happening at a school
>only concern is nutritional gainz
back to /fit/ you go, son
>>80213471
I didn't know what was going on or when I'd have the chance to eat next. You gotta think on your feet leaf.
what a year
>>80214047
>>80214141
Don't hate the player.
>>80212456
I say you did well, you didn't have the opportunity to do much else. You took everything that was given to you, short of rescuing a cutie upon your exit.
>>80214359
I would have rather rescued a cop if I'd had the opportunity.
>>80214701
Gay.
>>80212456
What kind of snacks did you get?
>>80214760
>wanting to save a woman that would push in the way of a bullet to save her own life instead of a comrade that would take a bullet for you
Cuck
>>80214976
This, we need to know what the prize was. Please tell me you weren't a fag and just took the one thing that you were going to pay for.
>>80212456
Fake n gay. Did sum bullshit. Fuq OP.
>>80214976
3 bags cool ranch Doritos
>>80214047
>>80213471
>potential shitstorm
>not taking as much food as you can
0/10 you'd both die in a societal collapse.
>>80215168
3 actually. I grabbed them all and ended up dropping some/them falling out of my pockets
>>80215234
You get it.
>>80215387
Kek
>>80212456
>Heard the shots and said fuck it and smashed the glass of the vending machine and got my shit.
Nigger tier behavior.
>>80215103
>implying a cop has any responsibly and would be likely to take a bullet for me
>implying you were actually in danger
>not wanting some easy, adrenaline fueled sex as you watch the happening unfold comfy in your house
>>80215815
*Survival teir behaviour
>>80215863
>adrenaline fueled sex
You don't understand how adrenaline works anon.
>>80216324
I know she's gonna be wet as fuck after being in, and taken away from that frantic situation. That's all I need to know.
>>80216628
Yes reproduction is the females body response to that situation.
Males is survival which has nothing to do with his libido. This is fight or flight not arousal. Dicks go on standby.
>>80212456
I was at work when those cops got shot.
Fuck my boss for making me work late, I was on the same street, same block as where the shooters were. I was spooked af, grabbed the legal papers I was fucking with and ran to the exit.
>fucking looked around, heard more gun shots
>slinked off in the opposite direction
>had a smoke while walking down the back street of the building
>fucking shaken, called my boss and told him what happened
>"i know, my wife and I are watching the news"
>"Are you safe?"
>told him I was safe, got the green light to go home for the night
>lurked on /pol/, monitored police scanners, and watched a livestream the rest of the night
>here i am
I did not expect those fucks to bring rifles and fucking pick off cops. Maybe a short tempered urban youth with a pistol, but damn. I was scared as fuck, but I can't even begin to fathom how the wounded/dead officers and their families felt as the whole thing went down.
These chimpouts are getting old, it's turning me into a full on republican
>>80216955
just swallow the pill, also buy a gun. rifles.
>>80215231
You broke open a vending machine just for 3 bags of doritos? What a waste of time.
>>80216955
You did pretty good man. My body was calm until I got home. I shook for a hour and shit my guts out. Also being a dem is for niggers
>>80217330
They were Cool Ranch, the god of Doritos.
Worth it/10
>>80216955
>implying this was a chimpout and not a political play
Random blacks couldn't pull this off.
>>80212456
Fedora/trench coat faggot roleplaying as a Chad detected.
>>80217330
Read my posts. I grabbed all of them but dropped some.
>>80215234
Plenty of dead noggers would be lying around, just make sure you cook them very good to avoid diseases.
>>80217156
I am a proud CCW holder.
I'm glad I carried last night, made me feel safer.
I'm not swallowing pills as it seems akin to drinking certain koolaid.
I am an independent conservative, I'd never associate myself with the republicuck party, when I vote, I vote for what I think is right.
It just so happens that 9/10 times it's republicans who are right.
>>80217403
Definately not a libtard, glad you made it to the toilet anon.
>>80212456
thats looting
you are literally a nigger
>>80216955
Next chimpout your cell phone won't work.
I take it you have your license. Everyone out there does. Well start carrying your HT.
>>80217452
>>80217508
Nothing I did was Chadish bong you're just a bitch
>>80217460
Remember, it was the nogs that put the "organized" in "21st century organized crime"
>>80217608
Good stuff. I ccw too and am bidding my time for a good chimp out.
>>80217608
hand guns are great.
but do you have rifles?
you're going to need them.
>>80212456
>Hear shooting
>Instantly start looting
wew nice going Tyrone
>>80217608
Me too anon.
>>80214047
He with the gainz, wins.
Sun Tsu
>>80217751
Black panthers learned from the kkk, mafia, and leftist militant groups of the hippy era.
>>80217751
Yep, just like dey WUZ KANGZ
you're gonna get charged you dumb fat fuck
shooting or no shooting, vending machine company still wants it's shekels, and they have built in hidden cameras
enjoy you subpoena and felony charge
>>80217642
>>80217983
Don't get me wrong I get what you're saying but it was a survival situation.
>>80218106
kek
>>80217963
I own a rifle, doubt the rifle part would be much use in modern combat. Blackpowderfag here.
It has a nifty >2ft bayonet though
My ccw is an h&k .45, love the damn thing.
>>80218203
It does not excuse the fact that blacks play the biggest role in organized crime.
I am apprenticed to one of downtown dallas's many lawfirms, and cannot count the times I read what some asshole is being charged with and say "I really don't want to help this dude, he deserves any punishment he gets". I'm talking premeditated murder, arson, and the occasional human trafficking.
>>80218624
Rifles are pretty effective in an insurgency, look at what happened in Dallas tonight.
Imagine that on a more sophisticated scale.
>>80219245
I get your point
I was planning on buying more guns in the future.
I'm fresh out of law school, so I haven't the dinero to go spend on that stuff yet.
Going to start ccing to work more though, that shooting was bullshit.
>said fuck it and smashed the glass of the vending machine and got my shit
>>80214760
Cops have equipment. Worse case scenario you strangle them to death for their equipment. You can always find a cutie later.
Or go for the bonus... find a cutie cop.
>>80217460
>Random blacks couldn't pull this off.
No they couldn't. But you don't seem to understand how the left works, particular with these black groups.
"Community Organizers" like Obama are the people who put these plans in motion. Groups like BLM are militant. The Black Panthers committed organized violence and intimidation tactics. Black radical leftist groups can organize attacks like this. The dumb negroes are ordered by the smarter niggers (tribal chiefs).
Believe it or not, but there are some clever niggers out there. Not smart like most would think, but clever enough to fight.
>>80217658
Your flag is a lie.
>race war kicks off
>better grab some snacks
I fucking love Americans
>>80212456
>>80217642
This. Looting is for niggers.
>OH SHIT GUN SHOTS
>SNACKS
Sounds more like you either freaked out, or are trying to justify your nigger-like behavior.
>>80212456
>>Heard the shots and said fuck it and smashed the glass of the vending machine and got my shit.
White card revoked.
>>80224061
the person who would resort to looting is the sort of person who was there to nigger it out from the onset
>>80224061
>>80225264
>>80225393
>civilized rules apply in a happening situation
Okay you self righteous faggots let me know how that works out for you.
>>80225874
>civilized rules apply in a happening situation
yes
>>80225874
you are either a nigger, a faggot or ascribing something some nigger did to yourself for (you)s
which is it
>>80217460
this
>>80221444
theres always the fall guy being led by smart radicals. The British govt. and gangsters used to use ex cons who couldnt adjust to normal life
>offer them a cushy cell and safety in prison
>they'll be put away for life
>no tax, no rent, three meals, hot shower and a bed
>convince them to pull off the job
>>80226047
>>80226094
Oh boy you guys would be dead quick
