Revealed on Twitter - is this Tory leadership hopeful Andrea Leadsom's blueprint for power?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3680001/Revealed-Twitter-Andrea-Leadsom-s-blueprint-power.html
>>80207072
DEM TITS!
>>80207072
We must secure this victory for Leadsom mummy.
>>80207991
Agreed i get the feeling May will just be a Merkel 2.0
>>80207166
This.
>>80207072
Most of the shit on that doc looks pretty good to me desu
>>80207991
>mummy
Shut up you fucking faggot.
got the wierdest boner now.>>80207072
>>80207072
By the lord i love older tits
She has my vote
want mummy to activate article 50
mummy for pm
>>80207072
UKIP supporter here, Not a fan of this party at all but she seems like the best of the bunch, the manifsto she's running on is pretty solid. Leave immediately and get on with fixing stuff. I especially like her challenging kids getting a hard start in life because that should help ease the nu-male/chav problem we have.
Just a reminder that Andrea Leadsom is an actual certified retard.
https://inews.co.uk/essentials/news/politics/andrea-leadsom-wanted-every-website-internet-go-censor/
>She also, amazingly, suggested that all websites should be submitted to a censor and given a “rating”, like a movie rating, before making it on to the internet proper.
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>>80213790
tats not mummy silly
>>80213106
Weirdo
this is now real mummy thread
>>80207072
cracking baps
>>80212878
XD XD XD
>>80214625
>baby boomers have no idea how the Internet works
Golly gee who'd av thunk it!
>>80207072
She looks like a granny pornstar
>>80214888
Holy shit fucking neck yourself cunt
i want mummy
mummie mummie
>>80207072
torys are stupid leftist faggots. if people voted to leave she wont last long
I came home on Friday, tired and angry. I've been balancing dual engineering majors, a minor and a job. My last date had ended in a disaster because my (now ex) girlfriend had bluntly told me that I had no time for her. I came home and of course- ranted and raved to my mother about my life and that was when I blurted out I would die a virgin. She was sad a little, to see me so stressed and frustrated. She said the usual- that I would find the right girl etc. She then had placed her hand on my cheek as she always does. I remember leaning into her palm and said that there were no other girls who could understand how difficult it is for me. I then said "there's only you ma" She gave me a little pep speech saying how handsome I was and how later on girls would line up to pick a guy they want as husband material. I then miserably told her that I was probably feeling frustrated. She then asked- "sexually"? I flustered a bit but then grudgingly nodded. She said that she wanted to help me get back in spirits. I then half jokingly and half desperately asked if she'd make love to her own son. She was flabbergasted a bit- leaning back with her mouth open. I don't know- a desperate part of my brain reached out. I said I'd always loved her, and it would only be sex to help me with my confidence. I pulled every excuse. It was pathetic. She reacted as anyone would- the notion was ridiculous, immoral. I don't remember what I said- but something made her look at me and she said "fine. I'll have sex with you. The minute you think you don't live by my rules- it's over. I expect you to find a girl when you've graduated. You're under a lot of stress and you need sex." I didn't care if she said I'd have to repaint the basement. I agreed to anything.
She then hesitantly took off her clothes and pulled me toward her. They all say it- but it was amazing. She guided me in slowly and tenderly. Showing me how to kiss her and how to move my hips at a pace. It was slow sex. We looked into each other's eyes the whole time. Like my heart was about to burst from my nerves and sheer bliss. I won't lie- I came in her within 3 minutes, maybe less (she has her tubes tied and she told me I could). I swear- she had me. As I was still in her, I babbled every promise I could make. And I loved it, her skin, lying on her, the fact that I was in her- had me ready again. I went crazy for her, kissing her, holding her. The number of times I said "I love you mom" hahaha! I was infatuated. We spent all of Friday making love- or rather me trying to have sex with her in every room of the house. (It's just the two of us). I was insatiable but she enjoyed the attention. She even joked that I kissed her more times that day than I ever did. We talked a lot about how we felt about this, how we were still mother and son, yet lovers. And she made sure to let me know that nothing has changed in terms of who was in charge lol. Yep- I'm over the moon. I regret nothing. When I'm inside her- it's not just the sex- the thought that I'm a man making love to my mother sent me to heaven. I'll say it- I'm a damn Mommas boy and I can't be prouder.
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>>80215466
ur a dummy
>>80215264
Holy shit fucking neck yourself cunt
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>>80210093
Yeah she has got some cans for an old bitch.
>>80215136
Not all baby boomers, some of quite technologically literate, I don't want someone who isn't running a modern country.
want want want
