Norwegian master race thread
>>80197836
Norwegians are more technologically superior than any other race in the world
>>80197836
Why can't you headless chickens be more like us?
rich, blonde, tall white people.
we are truly the master race.
in a world dominated by eugenics, only norwegians could breed
>>80197836
we even have some ficki ficki material for our shitskins who soon need to leave so norway can be 100% glorious again
>>80198435
forgot pic
>>80197836
Wish I was 100% norwegian. I'm only half.
You are half-slavs from north with weird languages and giant ego
>>80197836
Is it true the fourth reich will be in Norway? Who will be the Keiser?
>>80198896
Sylvi Listhaug.
Until 50 years ago you were poorer than Ireland.
>>80199255
Wrong.
>>80199255
Fuck off, kike. Without America you would be Iran's cute little Jewish whore.
The only country in norden without any kind of scientifitic and technological contributions to the world. Even the mongols have nokia.
>>80197836
Hello Norge, my mom was born there and my dad has heavy ancestry from you though most of his family was English. I am currently in college and studying your language. I want to immigrate to my ancestral homeland as soon as possible. Am I master race enough for you, my brothers?
tell us about your amazing navy
What it's Switzerland
>>80199417
And yet they still get to enjoy all the inventions of others and be literally the best country on the planet.
>>80199417
Fuck off Muhammad
>>80197836
Thank you for gracing us with your presence here based Norway
i moved to norway and i'm working there for almost two years now (flag is croatian because i'm back home for holidays atm)
thank you for having me, norge bro, and on top of everything, thanks for making me feel like i'm at home during those two years. it may be because i'm white, but fuck it. you're the best.
norwegians are literally hillbilly trash
>>80199430
what do you want to know?
>>80199418
you can study norwegian in Murica?
>>80199255
>still getting money from the US
>>80199565
So do some sandnigger countries with oil. You cant possibly consider them intelligent and advanced people.
>>80199626
Funny hearing it from an oilnigger.
>>80199712
>norwegians are literally hillbilly trash
>unlike me
>mom says i'm very handsome
>pic is my yankee boyfriend...so happy
>>80197836
i wish i was one of you
tell me how to become average joe
>>80199700
I dont get the hate for eastern europeans in Norway, you guys have the work ethic we lost during oilboom.
>>80199899
if there is hate for eastern europeans, i literally never felt it. and i work as a fucking postman.
jeg elsker norge
>Breivik
>Varg
Norwegians truly are based
>>80198215
Doesn't Norway have a negative birth rate?
In light of evolution, doesn't that make you all failures? Dead ends?
No matter. Your genes live on.
>>80199884
apparently the o like in tromso doesnt work
>>80199717
No, I'm studying it on my own. Have lots of Norwegian literature to read from that my mom still has. I have two cousins that live in Ulvik that I skype with so it's good to have people to actually speak it too.
>>80199869
>No PERVERT ALERT
FUCKING TRIGGERED
>>80199717
what is your strongest boat?
>>80199418
come home white man
>cucked by sweden and denmark for their entired existence
>master race
>intelligent
>>80200213
teach me the norwegian ways
please
>>80200176
Our strength doesn't come from ships, but rather from missiles. Bigger ship just means a bigger target.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBakzoQDd10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VRn3z4OA6M
>you weren't born in norway
>>80200213
Soon enough senpoo
I never get a chance to post any Norgy pics. Norwegian posters are either nazis or too bland to respond to.
I don't even know why I have this one.
They are weak.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vV-UK5PLWg
>>80200661
>>80199975
Hate was an exaggeration,
dislike would be more right i guess.
But i reckon the poles get more of it due to them being the reason for it.
>>80200122
That is pretty cool, i respect people who study things on their own, escpecially languages.
Are you planning on doing "courses" or following a plan of some sort?
>>80200176
The fridtjof nansen class frigate.
People can argue that the corvette skjold class is the most effective due to it being designed for our waters.
But for pure objective firepower the fridtjof nansen class is the winner.
The skjold is absolutely based tho, rapes everyone during exercises.
Fellas, is it a cucky thing to change my last name to my mother's maiden name? I want to because it is incredibly Norwegian.
>>80200069
Replacement rate is 1.86, which is higher than almost any first world country in the world. Compared to the 1.6 of the US (white people) and 1.3 of Japan and Germany it's pretty good.
White Ameriburger here. Contemplating fleeing to Norway and asking for political asylum to avoid doing hard time as Bubba's blow-up doll and/or shank pin-cusion in Ameri-jail-hell.
What are my chances?
Have all the Syrian refugees used up everyone's good will and patience? Has anyone ever tried this maneuver before?
>>80200789
no
it is not a cucky thing
>>80199362
Where the fuck is Norway at lol?
Norwegians are the most powerful race in the world.
I want a Norwegian to give my wife his superior seed.
How Christian is Norway?
>norway
>not switzerland
>>80201005
This, I don't know where Norway is at.
>>80199417
They do have contributions to the world, you're just looking at the wrong places while misunderstanding why a country would innovate.
But that's expected from a Swede, so I won't hold it too much against you.
>>80201020
apparently 30%
>>80200781
Next Summer in July I'm headed there to see the country and stay with my extended family for a month. My college offers Norwegian but only as an online course so I'll be taking that this year. Pretty rare, you don't see many colleges offering it.
>>80201005
>>80201057
The richest one in 1938, and second richest in 2016.
>snownigger resource babbies
>intelligent
>>80200903
It`s still possible to come here as a work migrant.
A little harder with the downturn in oil but still possible. We dont care at all about white people comming here, the british sentiment about people stealing the toiletscrubbing jobs dont exist here so nobody cares.
>>80201005
>>80201057
The dick at the top
>>80201020
Christian in culture and traditions only.
Very secular.
>>80201165
In the trash it goes.
>>80200910
>>80200789
Yeah, because disrespecting your father's lineage isn't the most cucked thing you can do.
>>80200213
do you take refugees ? do you need enrichment? i have a lot of culture to share senpai :3
>>80197836
There is no such thing as Norwegians, just Danes living in the northern part of Denmark.
>>80198215
I am like you, this area of England was full of Norwegian settlers 1000 years ago
>>80200519
>>80200781
thx nord bros. you guys are the canada of germany
>>80201322
>settlers
>not barbarian rapists
I've lived in Oslo for a little while - I found Norwegians highly autistic but likeable. In my month in Oslo I saw probably fewer than 10 kids so they are dying out. The city is very quiet, it's very peaceful. I'd move there but Swedistan is too close so fuck that.
>>80200729
>>80201215
>>80200797
Whites in the US are about 2.1.
These are official figures, and like all .gov data, is wrong. In this case, they don't count Mormons, etc, who have home births and don't immediately apply for a Social Security card.
Our school/education stats are just as bad. Home schoolers and private schoolers don't get counted in the official numbers.
>>80201186
I have heard about certain courses in "norwegian" states in Usa. I guess if you want to keep the traditions and culture alive it`s a good thing.
Get ready to get drunk and enjoy fjords!
The areas around ulvik are immensely beautiful.
>>80201364
No problem mate, you guys visited the base I used to work at alot.
Total bros, horrible navigators in our waters.
>>80201490
Oslo ≠ Norway.
>>80201165
If you're baptized in the church (which just about every person is) you're automatically part of the state church unless you manually leave as an adult. Actual number of christfags is far lower due to people not really caring about leaving.
>>80202389
Might as well remove that cross off your flag.
I AM TRUE MASTER RACE, BAKA GAIJIN
>>80201963
Can't wait. Meet me there brother let's get fucking drunk off our asses and go to a Norwegian metal concert.
>>80202462
I wish.
>>80202567
You don't deserve it.
>>80202462
Most important thing is that people respect christianity and go to church at least once a year and everyone baptises their children.
>>80202567
drep deg selv
>>80202630
We don't want it. If it were up to me you can have it instead of that retard rhomboid you're currently sporting.
>>80202663
Drit og dra Bondevik.
>>80197836
Norway is the best country tbqh.
>>80202750
My city's flag already got it, and I wear it proudly like a good Christian.
>>80199132
Per Sandberg or Anders Breivik
>>80202652
>everyone baptises their children.
The wikiped disagrees with you.
The rate is actually insignificant.
>>80199362
You got poor, where do I send the food packages to?
>>80203285
Sweden, they're gonna need it.
>>80203410
I don't want to send food to a Muslim country.
>>80203532
Greece then. They're not fully enriched yet.
>>80203628
>Turk rape babies
>not enriched
Oilnigger, please.
>>80203731
Aren't your country spreading its legs for whoever can afford it anyway?
>>80202843
Christianity is not working for the West .
>>80203853
Yes, all those German immigrants really are a burden on our tax system, it's just too much additional income to handle.
>>80204087
I was thinking more along the lines of all those middle eastern gentlemen with oil money.
Norfag here, we are not as uncucked as Denmark but a lot more than Sweden
>>80204027
The West will push through it, as always.
>>80204169
If you get out of Oslo, it's all good baby.
Id rather live in America or Russia and be poor then live in this zombie society
>>80204143
Surprisingly not many come here since we have to cooperate with international agencies when it comes down to money laundering. Now the Russian oligarchs are the ones buying all the expensive bullshit without actual value, like it used to be in the 90s.
At-least we are not Sweden. That makes me happy.
>>80201005
where the ones at the top!!!
I wish I was as master race as you guys, too bad I will always be in this shithole country.
Been to norway a few times, it truly is cringe country. Poor-looking immigrants everywhere. Full of groups of those super dumb liberals, young (non attractive) females mostly, speaking about inclusion and multi culture etc. Put on public radio and you'll hear people rapping in norwegian etc.
The biggest attack they had was by Anders Bering Breivik a few years ago. They sent their "special forces" to deal with it. They got stuck in a small boat they borrowed from a local man, then sat there staring like a bunch of idiots because they couldn't get the boat to start while the gunman systematically hunted down and killed everyone (though I suspect they were so piss scared they broke the engine themselves so they didn't have to face him while he was still active). When they finally got there, mostly everyone was dead. Had they been the least bit competent, many of those children would have survived.
Norway does not contribute in an active way to either tech, sports, or the arts. Their greatest contribution is hosting part of the nobel prize gala - which was founded by a Swede. They're a really worthless, stupid people who only live off of oil revenue. The only difference is they cuck the money up instead of doing what other oily shitholes like russia and saudi arabia does, i.e. spend their money for propaganda and their third world militaries.
>>80204700
You showed the world what to aim for.
>>80204486
>since we all shitpost here and post random bullshit and fake pictures
at least our cities are not like norwegean hell cities
>>80201020
Not very Christian at all, yet we have higher birthrates than other countries with high percentages of Christians.
>>80197836
I love Norway.
They speak Swedish but like a retarded person would do and it's cute as hell. Good fishing and properly cute girls.
8/10 will claim asylum in once Sweden is out of gibs
>>80204949
*slow clap*
>>80204821
Survival of kids on Utoya would be a national tragedy.
>>80204821
>because they couldn't get the boat to start while the gunman systematically hunted down and killed everyone
Yeah, no. Breivik spared the youngest children, that's undisputed.
>>80204993
Sorry, swebagge. Norwegian has more in common with Danish than Swedish. It's all related though.
>>80204821
you mad.
>>80198817
Look who says that of all people. Ayy lmao well memed
![norm-macdonald[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oBkLfd4.jpg "norm-macdonald[1].jpg")
>>80205099
Indeed
>>80202937
Wiki and the entire western education is fucking upside down retarded.
we got in to an argument over weather or not the cross belongs in our flag, literally every student basically flipped the bird at her stupid face.
My teacher was so sure everyone in class was atheist, she proposed us to stand up if we were actually practicing christian, which btw is against the actual law!!! (i swear i'm not fucking making this up)
There are a lot of different churches in norway and there is no way of knowing them all, so i had no idea if i was the only one who was gonna raise up, but i have balls and if i was gonna stand there alone so be it.
To my overwhelming surprise, and the teacher who was sure there would be none.
EVERYONE except two fucking sand niggers.¨
raised up, the entire thing was surreal, and everyone was as surprised as i.
>>80204821
>"special forces"
They sent in Delta, which is active shooter part of the police force which indeed is fucking useless. If they sent in our actual special forces, they never would have found a shooter or anything else for that matter.
I sometimes stand in front of a mirror and look at my disgusting Spic body and scream in anger because I'm not a blue eyed blonde hair Norwegian.
>>80205026
It is just as well. The white man was never truly Christian, just pagan with a Christian façade. Maybe it is hard for you to understand that since you are a colonial white (I assume).
>>80198215
cringy as fuck speech right there
norway is gay
>>80204821
Next time, don't go to Oslo. Oslo sucks anyway. Go to Bergen for a truly Norwegian city.
>>80201239
I have a bachelor's in finance and know the basics of c# and JS are there a lot of positions I can apply for?
>>80202937
Rate of baptism is at 60%.
>>80205451
I just hope you'll grow out of that phase sooner rather than later. Give Christ a chance, it'll make your life worthwhile.
>>80205538
>a truly Norwegian city.
Well, at least the rain part of it. It's nice today though.
>>80205564
Not really, Danish financial sector is a lot bigger.
>>80205564
No and we don't like Turks.
>>80205665
Dunno, your country gives Christ more of a chance than Norway, and I cannot say that I am jealous.
I am a pagan anyway, so you will be hard pressed to convert me.
>>80204821
sadly, there is a lot of truth in ahmed's post
the oil made us passive agressive and improductive rich kids
>>80205699
and they play with the newest Lego in the lunch breaks
>>80205799
True. Our economy is more primitive than it could have been.
>>80205564
As >>80205699 said finance is not huge here.
Lower level programming is mostly outsourced so i doubt there`s much to get there either.
I mean there is a possibility, but dont expect to be headhunted.
>>80197836
Thats like winning the special olympics
>>80205750
I don't have nor do I wish to "convert" you, I'll just make sure to add "that Norwegian anon" in my prayers in hopes of enlightenment. I got a feeling things will change around in the future for you.
Man, I sure do love Bjork
>>80205761
you think I dont post the same things under a swedish flag when I drive to sweden for cheap bacon?
>>80206074
>I got a feeling things will change around in the future for you.
If Odin wills it, sure.
>>80206207
Cheeky cunt.
>>80200903
Possible but difficult for Americans because you EU has preference in the EEA market. Also, you would need a visa.
It was more possible a few years ago but oil going down really hurt Norway. I personally know an Australian that has been here for a few months looking for work and hasn't found anything. He's leaving back to Emuland soon. But then I know two bartenders, one American and one Canadian. So I guess it is possible.
But if you have some kind of needed job such as nurse then you will get in. We used to need lots of engineers but that isn't true anymore. Even Norwegian engineers are getting laid off.
>>80206246
Now, now. Calling people cunts is not a very christian thing to do.
>>80206200
they still have bacon?
maybe there's still hope after all
will be hiking fjordruta in 3 weeks. any tips? what's the weather like at this time of the year?
>>80206587
They have on the border to Norway which consists of pretty much nothing but shopping malls for us to visit. Been a while since I was deeper into the country though. Malmö probably doesn't even speak Swedish anymore.
>>80206315
they are outsourcing engineering and keeping only management only here so gl hf
>>80206012
>>80205699
Why do you assist a fucking shitskin?
>>80206715
Pack some hardcore rain gear since it's coastal Norway. Right now we have sun here on the western part. It's been weeks of rain though with more to follow as usual.
>>80198817
You are half-slavs from north with weird languages and giant ego too, Ivan
>>80206813
eh, general helpfulness
FACT: Norwegians are the MOST POWERFUL race in the wuuuurl'
>>80206879
ok, rain gear is standard equipment. i heard that it usually doesn't rain for several days in a row in august, maybe this year is different? was the weather so far normal or did you have (like we did) have a shitty rainy summer so far?
>>80206963
Would you suck off a Somali and help a poor Syrian out of general helpfulness too, degenerate cuckold? Where is your racial puritanism?
>>80207073
You would be number one if you kicked all the fucking pakis out of your country.
>>80204821
The butthurt Swedes and Norwegians is quite amusing...more pls?
>>80207123
June and july have been mostly rain.
Good gear is probalby the most important, alot of people underestimate the mountains but seeing your flag i doubt you will do the same.
>>80206159
bjork bjork is íslensk dottír
>>80205761
>using tomorrow style
>>80206715
Careful because it's been raining so much that the trails are going to be slippery and muddy. Recently, a tour guide in Flåm fell to her death, probably because of the slippery paths.
>>80207138
my racial puritanism ends at a mongolian milk curdling image board.
>>80198817
>half-slavs from north
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rus%27_people
Actually it's the other way around, you're part norsemen after your ancestors begged them to come and rule.
>>80207123
Where you're headed is a good bit north of me, but it's still coastal Norway. It consists of mountains and shit, most of the water that evaporates in southern Europe comes up here and hits those mountains.
Shit is wet, Bergen had 85 days of rain or thereabouts without break during summer a couple of years back for instance.
>>80207277
Question: is your Prime Minister anything like Merkel?
>>80207163
Anglo Pride Worldwide famalam
>>80207457
When the great European Civil War erupts I'll be right by your side, Britannia.
>>80207386
Erna is different, we have a coalition goverment, so she hides behind the other party when it comes to taking the hard measures.
Frp(our anti immigration party) goes all out and wants to close the borders, and all the lefties let Erna go under the radar.
She is decent, the right has a solid base with her as a leader so i guess we cant complain to much.
>>80207704
Good, glad to hear it.
>>80199255
Until 70 years ago you didn't even exist.
>>80207374
There isn't any significant people we didn't cuck, no important land we hadn't doscoveted.
>>80207277
yeah, i'm pretty well prepared based on experience. i have been to norge many times but usually lofoten or further north. the south gets more rain from what i've heard.
>>80207365
noted
>>80207374
thanks
looking forward to an awesome time as always in the most based country and norgebros are the best europeans by far. hopefully whale steaks are just as common in the south as in the north, love that shit. keep being awesome norgebros.
>>80207365
Wow, that sucks. Walking along the mountain path, "oh shit mud", AAAAAAAHHHHH
>>80207653
Any day now m8
>>80207332
tomorrow is the best, the others are an eyesore
just checking
>>79999999
>>80000000
>>80000001
>>80197836
>American says this
You know it's not true or a very very very uneducated assumption
>>80201962
>great depression
>white people actually stop having so many babies when everyone is dirt poor
Africa could learn a thing or two.
>>80207969
If nothing else, you can probably find whale steak in most well stocked stores' freezer. Boil up some potatoes, slice that shit like steaks and fry up with some onion.
I've stopped eating it, but not because morals. It was just far higher quality back when I grew up. Now it tastes like cod liver oil in comparison.
>>80201288
B-but Mehmet, I thought it was just the two of us :,(
>>80201999
Post more norse qtπies
>>80209618
>>80201490
>autistic
we don't small talk like americans, but i think the "autism" comes from them having to talk english with you. using a second language is hard irl, way easier to shitpost on 4chan
>>80197836
t b h Norwegian posters seem to be the chillest posters on this board. They aren't shitposters/psychopaths like Finns and they don't really provide much bants like everyone else (Australians, Britons, Americans, Japanese, Koreans), they also aren't cucked like Germany or Belgium or Sweden post wise, and they don't have a reason to be shat on like Indians or Turks.
Forste gang jeg ser norge bli sugd av alle
>>80197836
I'm actually searching a norwegian bull to impregnate my wife with their superior genetic.
Can someone give me contacts ?
Hei mine andre nordmenn!
>>80211614
Vanskelig å se at noen blir sugd når du tilbringer mesteparten av livet ditt på knærne.
>>80197836
>>80211878
If the same had happened to two journalists for The Guardian, the end result with be the same, britbong.
