If you saw this man on your doorstep, what would you do /pol/?
>>80084246
Close the door...
>>80084494
This or don't open it
>>80084246
Tell it to get off my property.
Let him know where the leather club is.
Uh, i'm gay and i'd still probably leave my door closed.
Why the fuck is a dude showing up barechested to my door?
"Who are you and why are you standing outside my front door with your arms raised like that? Please leave."
>>80084246
Ask him about his workout routine.
>>80084246
Scat play
>>80084246
Beat him to death with a metal pipe
Fags are an abomination and deserve to be murdered
Leviticus 18:22(KJV) - Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
Leviticus 20:13(KJV) - If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
Suck he dick, nigga.
>>80085953
Exactly. If he's going to be homo'ing it up on my property he'd better be contributing with some kind of useful knowledge.
>>80084246
Ask if I could lick his starfish.
>>80084246
>Tell him he is doing a good job showing off his pride and all and tell him to gather a large group of pride people somewhere
>ask him for his number telling him I'm interested
>close the door
>work harder than ever before
>after a few months of hard work I finally got enough money
>call the gay dude
>tell him that he should do a pride event at some location
>find sketchy ruskie
>ask where if he can fix me a rocket launcher and a handgun
>make it happen
>go to event
>shoot rocket into pride crowd for maximum fun
>shoot some survivors with the handgun
>end myself with the last bullet
Would've been a good day.
>>80084246
>flexing his arms in an aggressive manner
I live in a castle doctrine state.
>>80084246
I'd be surprised he made it past the roided out bydlo squatlets outside my commie block. Then I would be filled with terror has not only is he homosex but obviously took them all on. My fate is in God's hands now.
>>80084246
Prepare myself and let my boipuçi to be ravaged in brutal ways for the rest of the day
>>80087041
Kill yourself faggot
>>80084246
Throw on a white shirt, tie, pants and belt, answer the door and ask him if he's heard the Good News about our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.
>>80087130
No homo though, so it's okay.
>>80084246
give him a blowjob
>>80085953
This, and then send him on his way.
>>80086454
HOW WILL HOMO'S EVER RECOVER FROM THIS?
>>80087917
>implying I am joking about this
>>80088117
Why aren't you going out and doing this?
>>80084246
"Hi, can I help you?"
>>80088398
I don't want to be arrested for hate crime
>>80084246
Pay him to mow my lawn.
Only /pol/ can say they create jobs!
>>80088530
how bout I suck your dick big boi :^)
>>80088530
>implying I am joking about this
>I don't want to be arrested for hate crime
At least you're white
>>80086454
>>80088117
>>80088530
>>80089320
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>>80089459
Miffed, lad?
>>80087231
That's not how it works, you need to say no homo in the original sentence for it to work, not later, faggot.
>>80089459
I love it when Tumblr reaches critical butthurt levels
>>80086454
>Leviticus
>>80084246
Invite the food canadian in for some pancakes and maple syrup
>>80089459
You're an embarrassment to your nation, fucking bug chaser
>>80084246
hug him and offer to start a gay parade with him
>>80091332
he's a big guy
You know very well what i would do
>>80084246
I'd suck the fucking thick milk outta his cock.
I would suck his cock and swallow all of his cum.
>>80089459
>ID
>>80091678
Paint him black and let him fuck your wife?
>>80084246
Well, guess I'm gay now.....Rubio 2020!!!
>>80084246
Call first the police
Then my lawyer
