Ok pol, you have complete and total access to three nuclear missiles. Which countries do you eradicate?
Canada.
>>80039264
bump
>>80039264
Israel, New York, Califonia.
Israel north
Israel south
Israel east
yours
>>80039264
I'm thinking Canada and maybe Canada again and fuckit once more as well.
saudi arabia pakistan turkey
>>80039371
Found the Muslim immigrant. Welcome to France Abdul
>>80039264
>Which countries do you eradicate?
Countries? No, no, no. I blow up the Sun.
your mom honestly.
Israel
Saudi Arabia
Russia
>>80039470
Hello fellow JIDF agent, how are you today?
>Canada
>Choina
>India
>>80039264
Glassing Belgium, Sudan and Somalia.
Israel
Russia
China
Russia
USA
Saudi
Israel will die on its own
>ITT tweens think a nuke has an effect range of a thousand kilometers
One nuke wouldn't destroy USA entirely
>>80039264
>just 3 nukes
>need to destroy entire countries
I guess Liechtenstein, Andorra, and Singapore?
>>80039950
They are very big nukes
>countries
Can I choose specific locations, instead? Israel, Washington D.C. and New York. That ought to get rid of most of the Jews.
>>80040128
>my ID
>dURp
Iran
China
UK
would love to wipe every muslim country but that is just a waste of nukes, they would die eventually.
How big are they? There's quite a difference between ww2 style nukes and strategic thermo-nuclear weapons.
I would do Mexico Cuba and Puerto Rico. This frees up some good land areas for approved people to repopulate near the USA. If I find an extra one I'd do Haiti/Dominican Republic too.
>>80039264
Canada, USA and Australia.
All on Antarctica
The over populated ones
China
India
And the 3rd well it's a standby missile
for good measures
i hit tel aviv, mecca and toronto
>>80039264
Israel, Washington and Berlin.
>>80039264
>3
I guess I remove what I can of NK then.
None because it may triggers a nuclear war.
probably unload all three into core areas of the Middle East
>>80039264
> "a" nuke
> "take out a country"
Unless it's Vatican City or part if Lichtenstein, the options are pretty fucking limited, you ignorant faggot.
Here, play with this for a while to comprehend what a nuke can do, and who has what. Yield matters, so try to pay attention.
http://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/
Pic related is an interesting option, but not my first. Just happen to have it on-hand.
>>80040849
What'd Washington do to you?
Or do you mean Washington D.C.?
>>80039359
Not New York. I live near there.
>>80039264
Israel, Saudi Arabia, China
>>80039264
California
Saudi Arabia
Turkey
>>80039371
4pbp
No countries:
The moon
Mercury
Venus
Saudi Arabia
Israel
Brussels
>>80039264
Canada
Canada
Canada
3 targets:
Mecca
Ruins of Mecca
Dust of former Mecca
Mecca
Washington DC
Brussels
Egypt
>>80039264
Saudi Arabia.
China.
Hillary Clinton.
>>80039264
>Countries
Not enough yield, and at any rate I don't need that much.
Chicago, New York City, and Los Angeles.
There, I just wiped out the three most degenerate liberal cities in the US, turned California, Illinois, and New York into red states, and created 15 million job openings.
You can thank me later.
>>80042332
Kek
>>80039264
Los Angeles
Jerusalem
Mecca during the whatever ceremony
>>80039264
Tel Aviv, make it look like it was launched from Saudi Arabia. Beijing, make it look like it was launched from Japan/Korea. New York, make it look like it was launched from Russia.
Then sit back and enjoy the greatest /pol/ content of my life.
>>80039264
London
Birmingham
Bristol
and boom, UK's Muslim population reduced by 98%.
>>80039264
>parts of India
>Bangladesh
>Iraq
>Russia
>Poland
>Belarus
>Iran
>Morocco
>Algeria
>Nigeria
>Tunisia
>Thailand
>Myanmar
>Vietnam
>Cambodia
>Libya
>Niger
>Chad
>Mali
>Sudan
>Somalia
>Kenya
>Uganda
>Mexico
>Brazil
Beijing, Riyadh, ponnyang
>>80039264
Isreal
>>80039264
Canada, Mexico, Israel.
>>80042607
pls don't nuke Bristol ;_;
we have some nice areas
>>80039264
carpet nuke israel
carpet nuke china
carpet nuke the usa
there, i solved the worlds problems
Manus Island, Christmas Island, Naru.
Let's see the Greens complain about refugee mistreatment when there are no refugees.
>>80042607
But if we nuke Birmingham we lose our most comedic accent, swap it out for bradford.
Saudi
India
Japan just to remind them we aren't sorry
The Eiffel Tower.
The Palace of Versailles.
This evil thing in Brussels.
Iran, Syria, and Israel
>>80040669
>country
>antartica
someone needs to relearn their geography.
Also, you'll kill us all you madman
>>80039264
Afghanistan
Syria
Saudi Arabia
>>80039264
Israel
Syria
Iraq
preferably just nuke the entire middle east
>>80039264
Whereever the fuck mecca is
Syria
Africa
Saudi,Canada, and Yemen
>>80039264
Israel
Israel
Israel
>>80039264
Japan, three times.
>>80039825
>implying the USA won't
>>80039264
I first warn everyone of my plans, then see who offers the most sheckels not to be bombed
>>80039359
It's only NYC that's bluepilled as fuck
The rest of NY is largely Rustbelt wasteland/Poorfag land
>>80043229
>blowing up the Saudis
>UAE's biggest source of tourism
Unless you're stopping there for an international flight, you're a nigger of an emritan.
>>80043361
Not really.. The biggest source of tourism is rich white people, especially brits..
i'd nuke helsinki with smaller scale nuke that would kill people within 30km radius. it would kill so many cucks, numales, jews, niggers, sand coons and just common sionized delusional shabbos goys that live there.
>>80039264
Justin's residence(Trudeau)
ISIS main base
Melbourne
Merchants can stay,we just avoid taking loans from them
>>80040114
Usa is a few million kilometers in land area
Bigger than straya
>>80042673
>Chad
>No chinese cities
HARRO WERRCOME TO POR MAH MONGORIAN BUDDY
>>80042996
>Brummie accent
when will this meme end
they say fink and people think it's a crazy accent
>nukes
>country
What kind space-age nukes you got there? Even with the height of cold war pissing contest technology. you could take out a city and devastate the nearby area. So unless you were aiming to take out Singapore, good luck.
>>80039264
Boston, Boston, and boston
Israel
Britain
Murica
The anglokike empire will be annihilated and my people will be free
Mecca, Karachi, Lahore
Kick the hornets nest and see what happens
>>80043285
>One bomb
>Japs want to surrender
>two bombs
>fucking anime
No thanks Burger,I cant even imagine what will happen with 3 bombs
Israel 3 times in a row. Lived most of my life in their endless wars. I'm tired and want change
>>80039371
You need to go back Mohammed.
>>80043453
Fuck off sand nigger scum
>>80042208
The absolute madman
Israel, Algeria, Nigeria
Cairo, Istanbul, Delhi
>>80039264
Israel, Canada, Hollywood
London
New York
Washington DC
what kind of an underage faggot thinks a nuke can obliterate an entire country
Uttar Pradesh, Madhya Pradesh and Bihar
Especially fucking Bihar
>>80039264
>nukes
>eradicate countries
Maybe in comic books, but drop them anyway on Israel.
>>80039264
San Francisco, LA, Jew York City
>>80044149
How about you fuck off, burger ? What did I do to you? What is your geography that bad to think we are saudi ?
Saudi Arabia, Saudi Arabia and Saudi Arabia.
ISRAEL
ZIMBABWE
NYC
END IT NOW, I DON'T CARE ANYMORE ;_;
>>80039950
While it's likely that a large nuke would be used for a country like USA, it wouldn't physically destroy around half of the country, but nuclear fallout and having half of the country's economy (assuming the country gets lucky with the fallout) totally obliterated would destroy the country. Cause and effect, my friend
Mecca , Islamabad , Tehran
Pic: Mecca
>>80039264
Tel Aviv
Washington DC
The London mile
1. Jerusalem. Sorry, Jesus, but there's evil there.
2. San Francisco. I just hate fags.
3. Jerusalem again. In case that someone survived.
Ok
>>80044613
Damn... Trump supporters laughing at Jeb Bush..
>>80043252
Syrian "refugee" spotted.
Hello Ahmed - taking a break from raping White children?
Pic : nuking Tehran.
>>80040243
You mad cause UK is making your money worthless?
>>80044802
Low energy. Go protect your women from the mudslimes.
>>80044659
tsar bomba was detonated. it took 0 lives.
nukes are pretty fucking useless, everyone knows when its coming and before it even hits a city everyone has already evacuated.
>>80044855
Actually I take it back
Israel
Israel
The muslim cube
>>80044695
>>80044855
Calm down Shlomo, Most people here hate Jews. It's not only Muslim thing to hate you rats. Hitler was doing it before it was cool.
gas yourself kike
>>80039264
Chink, Chink and Chink.
Though,I don't think three times is enough.
>>80044900
That's better.
Heil Hitler!
Pic: Islamabad nuked.
>>80039950
You realize you sound like an "alien did it" tier conspiracy nutter, don't you? You realize that people have to TEST their nuclear bombs, so where the hell are the continent-sized craters?
Why would countries spend hundreds of billions of research and production on weapons they knew they would never use? That's why research and production went from "mutually assured destruction" nukes to tactical nukes after the 1960s.
>>80045047
Woops sorry, wrong quote.
>>80045030
Do Jerusalem next, What's the best city to Nuke in Pissrael (Highest Kike death toll) ?
>>80042831
Is this supposed to be good looking? God, why is UK so disgusting
That depends on the yield - are they fitted with Tzar Bombas or puny american fire crackers?
If it's the first case then Israel, East Coast US, and UK. of it's the second all on Israel.
Germany
Sweden
Israel
>>80039264
Somalia, Saudi Arabia, Pakistan
>>80039264
The only countries you can destroy with three nukes are those tiny ones (Vatican, San Marino, Luxembourg etc.).
Up your game, emu.
>>80045178
Hello master race brethren!
>>80039264
>Hold a BLM meeting in the middle of the desert in Arizona.
>Provide nationwide busses to the event, free of charge, for all who wish to attend.
>invite HRC to be the honorary speaker
>Give $5000 checks to every minority that arrives as reparations to ensure maximum attendence
>use all three nukes there
I just saved America. Minority problem solved. Liberal population massively reduced. HRC no longer a presidential candidate. And they never even get to cash those reparation checks.
>>80039264
Turkey
Germany
Sweden
>>80044973
To irradiate all of Israel , it looks like you need to nuke Suez. This has an additional advantage of nuking Kebab in Egypt and Syria.
Israel
Turkey
Mediterranean Sea (radiation so all crossing niggers and mudslimes die)
>>80039495
The Saudis will die once we're fully energy independent.
>>80039264
pakistan
saudi arabia
israel
>>80039264
Nukes won't take out an entire country by themselves so I will target citys.
targets
Jerusalem
Tel Aviv
And LA Hollywood
1. Masjid al-Ḥarām
2. Ierusalem
3. Ayodhya
>>80045028
If you don't kill all the cockroaches at once, you'll never kill them all.
>>80039264
You can't eradicate the US with only 3 nuclear missiles, sadly.
>>80039264
I fantasized about detonating three nukes in Israel without damaging Palestine after I woke up this morning.
Like how big they'd have to be and where to detonate them.
Not even making this up.
What does this mean?
> russia 4 times
Why so much hate?
We just removing kebab and reconquering lost clay
>>80039264
can i use the 3 in the same country?
>>80045451
Than I guess we'll have to nuke the entire world than, them cockroaches are everywhere now and I don't plan of having them reproduce again,ever.
>>80039264
NCR, Legion and The Institute
>>80039264
Israel, Turkey, and Saudi Arabia
>>80039264
Pic related
>>80045467
> Germany. nuke Israel. save Pallywood.
Hey Abdul , don't you have some Ficki Ficki to be getting on with at the swimming pool.
>>80045755
Are you kurd?
>>80042332
Wow, this is genius, see you fuckin slavs are ok.
>>80039264
2 on japan
1 on south korea
>>80045028
Chink here (Manchurian&Mongolian actually), ditto
1. Beijing Province, 10million TNT
2. Fujian and Cantonese (Southern China), 50million TNT
3. Henan,Sichuan (Middle China), 150million TNT
>>80045794 (You)
Such meme much wow
>>80039264
NY, LA, Washington DC
>>80044861
This guy gets it.
I bet you fuck, pal
>>80039264
Australia
>>80039264
new york , jesrusalem and the largest us niggertown
>>80045985
>largest nigger town
You mean Detroit?
Why so weak today /pol/?
>Israel, Israel, Israel.
>>80046064
detroit is allready dead due to nigger enrichment , I `d suggest to collect all niggers in a large desert and to nuke them . better : a starvation program ; so one nuke remains in the shelter
>>80045985
Jerusalem is ok, ~ 100k cristians visiting this town right now, because of religion things. You need to bomb tel-aviv instead, tourist there are just foreign jews.
>>80046064
Be quiet quasi-real China.
>>80045707
I like you Finland. Which faction do you side with?
>>80046192
Away you go ausie
>>80039264
Russia
China
India
Make it look like they nuked eachother too
>>80039264
China is the only nation that really NEEDS to be nuked since we can't have a communist country become the world superpower.
>>80039264
pic related isn't nukes, you moron. It is AA-missiles.
>>80046160
That will be easy, just banned Watermelon, any drink contain grape or similar color and make chicken illegal to nigs,problem solve.
>>80046227
Brotherhood of Steel all the way. Cleansing the filthy scum with your brothers and sisters is an honor that makes your life worth a damn.
The north pole 3 times.
Real life waterworld.
>>80039264
>hungary
>hungary
>hungary
wew
>>80046639
So canada? Gg
>>80046551
> Brotherhood of Steel all the way.
Steel pride world wide!
>>80042565
>Jew York
>Liberal
wew lad
>tfw nobody wants to bomb your country :(
>>80046140
Because there are almost as many kikes in the US as there are in Israel, the country surrounded by hostile muslims that would love to have a go at them without their American golem backing them up?
You have to look at the bigger picture.
>>80046812
It already looks like it got bombed, what's the point?
>>80046812
We just shot gypsies at sight, no need to waste nukes, while you are in your country
>>80046791
My Russkie-bro!
>>80039264
Israel
Saudi Arabia
Iran
>we need to purge the sodom below!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzEJC03w4ow
>>80042943
TOP FUCKING KEK
>>80046882
clearly you are a brainwashed fag that watches only the local news...meh
All three on Edinburgh
>>80042208
>the moon
The oceanic chaos will be glorious.
>>80047048
>calls him a fag
>posts a gyppo as a reaction image
>>80047097
>>80047048
Why would my local news try to brainwash me about a country that has no bearing on my location?
Use your brain, gypsy.
>>80039487
American education
>>80039264
The entire middle east, north africa, and muslim regions of asia
I'd expect no less of /pol/. I'd use the nukes as leverage for power. Here's how I'd do it.
One day, you, John Doe are strolling in your cute little city in Africa, all of a sudden a bright flash annihilates every ounce of you. Shortly after the blast I announce that I have several nuclear bombs, I have a lottery of small African nations, threaten that whoever wins gets to survive. I then watch as these countries spiral into war and poverty, so while these countries are at war. I go to Asia, imagine you, Pangalang, are strolling in your village in SE Asia when all of a sudden, a bright flash occurs and you're wiped out. I also announce shortly announce afterwards that I have many nuclear bombs and whoever in SE Asia that does not subjugate the others will be nuked, I watch as panic and turmoil ensue there. I then wait until the African nation is finished with their wars, go to the capital, nuke a city closely outside of the capital, threaten that if they don't make me their leader I will destroy them. So they hand me the keys, now that I have a large African conglomerate state I can go to SE Asia and demand their nation, since they would be in fear of nuclear bombs. I collide the two and have an Afro-Asian superpower built on agrarian policies.
>>80043355
Same with California. Only the bay area is fucked up.
>>80048157
>Shortly after the blast I announce that I have several nuclear bombs
>soon after that these guys show up and shoot you
>>80039264
MIRV or single warhead physics package?
>>80039264
Just fire them at Israel, in return they will wipe ou the rest of the world.
>>80042208
>the moon
GERMANY x3
>>80042208
>create a small crater on the moon
>effects on Venus and Mercury can't be seen from earth
Canada
Canada
and...
Canada
>>80039264
yellowstone, and the moon twice.
Nasa just said we have a second tiny moon a week ago. I blow it up
>>80043659
>smaller scale nuke that would kill people within 30km radius
Even the tsar bomba wouldn't manage to kill everyone in a 30km radius.
>>80039264
Germany
Saudi Arabia
Pakistan
>>80039742
>Belgium
Pretty much a non-country
>>80049109
Do it. I'm ready to end it.
>>80039950
Destroying Singapore will literally destabilize the entire region, not that you have any chance to do it successfully anyway.
>>80039264
Canada, israel and italy
>>80040243
Fuck you Schlomo.
Your country wouldn't exist without us.
>>80039264
Israel
France
Saudi Arabia
>>80041343
But the rule is this thread is a nuke destroys a country
Its not realistic its theoretical
And anyway if you target the capital city and if it is roughly centrally located then the radiation, damage to infrastructure, removal of govt there means you do pretty much remove that country from the game for a few decades.
You don't have to kill 100% of a population and leave every building as ash to ruin a country.
All three on the moon.
Imagine the apocalyptic tidal shenanigans.
>>80039264
Saudi Arabia
North Korea
Pakistan
>3 nuclear missiles
>Eradicating a country
Whelp, anyone who says the US is invalid
But, if I wanted to take out two nations I could manage so by firing one in St. Petersburg and Moscow(destroying Russia irreversibly) and Mecca(destroying the SA and causing the middle East to lose it's mind)
Saudia Arabia
Pakistan
Israel
>>80043659
Where would your new capital be?
>>80049561
Literally nothing will happen. Realistically you just made 3 nukes orbit the earth and made an international russian roulette.
>>80039371
>>80039470
>>80044122
Would do the same, jews are not our allies.
>Samson option
israel
iraq
afghanistan
France
Algeria + all other Islamic countries
Spain
USA if Hillary Clinton gets elected
Italy or France?
3 jewish capitals
Tel'Aviv
New York City
Saudi Arabia
>>80043760
These are VERY big nukes
>>80039264
I would aim all three for the middle east, maybe there are better targets than in this pic but you get the idea.
>>80039495
excellent choice, czechbro.
1 for tel aviv, one for mecca and save the last for when the kikes relocate
>>80039264
Easy, find the most liberal citys in the us, lax, San fran, akron ohio. Than watch trump win the election.
>>80039264
Iran cause they're the strongest and craziest Middle Eastern cunts.
Canada cause seriously Trudeau.
North Korea cause finally we can stop caring about them.
>usa
>china
>north Korea / Iran not sure who's worse
>>80039371
Muh keys
>>80039264
Israel
Mecca
Canada
>>80039264
1. Mecca
2. Medina
The first two will start a massive Muslim chimpout and will lead to a great coalition destroying Islam forever
3. Pyongyang
To make sure East Asians get their happening as well
>>80039264
one nuclear missle is not enough to wipe out one whole country, even middle sized country, unless it's a MIRV with several megatonns on each warhead, but this kind of MIRV's are not in production yet (but planned to be build by russians in couple of years)
strongest MIRV atm have about 10 warheads with biggest just one megatonn for each warhead - so tl; dr one missle is not enough for one country
>if someone mention Tsar bomba (60-100 MT) - it was a Bomb, not a missle
hypothetically - nuke every muslim country and couple of african ones
>>80050000
checked
>>80039264
First drop a normal missile to Mecca at this box then 1h later drop a nuke at it. target 2 India. Target 3 China.
>>80039264
Washingtom
Mecca
Japan (for the keks)