http://www.cartelpress.com/teen-playing-pokemon-go-stabbed-mugged-iphone/
>17 Year-old Marcus Jackson was stabbed and mugged for his iPhone after allegedly playing “Pokemon Go” a new app released by the franchise on July 6.
>Police say Jackson was just walking around playing “Pokemon Go” and didn’t realize he had stepped into what is know as a bad neighborhood. A local store owner said he saw Marcus Jackson was stabbed and his belongings stolen right after recording the incident he immediately called the Chicago police department.
>The store owner said “This kid was just looking at his phone I don’t think he had any idea where he was at or that he was being stabbed” Marcus Jackson is in stable condition and we’re told he will recover his main concern at this moment is getting his iPhone back.
Hasn't even been a day yet
I was just thinking that it's going to red-pill a bunch of people when they get mugged.
>>80026791
>Niggers use nig
>Its super effective
>>80026791
Can somebody please code an app that helps people avoid diverse and vibrant neighborhoods
Pokemon Go is a great idea for Japan because it encourages neets to get out and interact with a friendly homogeneous society and potentially become better people.
It's a terrible idea for Detroit because it encourages neets to get out and interact with a society filled with violent niggers and potentially get culturally enriched.
>>80027453
Marcus Jackson sounds like a nig name, so this is probably nig on nig
Thats like rule one man: you don't go into a new zone until you max out your Pokémon on the trash Mobs. He was asking to get a beatdown from high level trainers.
>>80027727
this
>>80027727
This is only bad for them, this is great for red pilling.
I heard this go down on the scanner
White dude got mugged and his iphone stollen
>>80027716
It exists. They banned it from the apple store for being 'racist'
>>80026791
things that never happened for 100
>80028789
it will some day in this shithole..
>>80026791
OH FUCK POKEMON GO IS OUT NOW!?
YO NIGGA IMMA CATCH ALL SORTS OF RARES
>>80027716
>mfw they programmed it to have the rarest pokemon show up in the shittiest moat dangerous neighborhoods
>>80026791
>Shitcongo
My dad taught me going to college to avoid using my phone when walking home at night. People get mugged from having tunnel vision because of focusing on their phone at night.
no other sites reporting on this
this is a meme report
>post your face when rare-coloured pokemans are located only in ghetto areas
Black charizard would be rad
>>80027968
kek
>TROUBLED BLACK YOUTH WANTS TO BATTLE
>>80028728
what was it called?
>get stabbed
>only concern is getting your iphone back
i hope he gets enriched again
I CALLED IT
Seems like nintendo put rare pokemons on nigger hoods
>TUTUTUTUTUTU
>A WILD NIGGER appeared
>what will LITTLE MARCUS Do ?
>"Run"
>you can t run from WILD NIGGER
> LITTLE MARCUS USED " give iphone "
> it s not effective
> WILD NIGGER used "KNIFE "
> it s super effective
Meh its not a real pokemon game, the only fighting is against other players and you just catch oodles of pokemon to evolve one
it'll be cool as fuck when they start making more normal RPGish augmented reality games that aren't just for normies with lots of friends
>>80026791
>marcus jackson
And nothing of value was lost.
>>80030234
>you potentially may not live to see a VR Pokemon game
Fucking hell, please, I don't want to die fighting Russia without at least first experiencing Pokemon VR.
>>80027453
>NIGLET NIG, NIGLET NIG
>NEGRO NEGRO NEGRO
Team Rocket doesn't fuck around irl.
>Trainer DaShawn wants to fight
>>80026791
>Get stabbed
>Main concern is getting your iphone back
I don't think the Japanese making this Pokemon GO game really considered how ghetto the world is outside of Japan.
so it finally happened, huh? nintendo is now whoring out their IPs to other companies now, guess that means their consoke days are over
>>80030930
Everything they've made lately is casual garbage anyway, they deserve to die.
>>80030930
>nintendo
>their IPs
wew
this reminds me of that pokemon red bootleg for the famicom where you run around as ash shanking other pokemon to death, ghetto style. would post link but im on mobile
A dedicated Pokemon Master will go anywhere to find his waifu.
>>80030930
>reading while watching television
why the fuck would a sane person do this
as someone who actually cares about the content of books rather than reading books to "be smart", this is one of the stupidest ways to read books. you're not going to understand anything past the words at face value.
There was a way to get it where I live, and whatever, I got it and it said there was a pidgey and a caterpie in one of the most dangerous neighborhoods of my city.
Fuck that.
>>80027816
Will BLM do anything about this?
>>80031314
He didn't die so his life doesn't matter.
>>80031185
the idea of that pic is to be as comfy as possible
but yeah, tv is pleb tier garbage, plain book is where it's at, maybe with some music but that's about it
he didn't listen
>>80030062
GroidDetector.
>>80026791
I thought about this. I assumed shit like this would happen. will only continue, Time is a flat circle anons. anything that has happened, is bound to happen again.
Chicago has good neighborhoods?
>>80029521
>"stay out of tall grass! Wild Pokemon can be dangerous!"
>"I heard you can find the rarest Pokemon in the most dangerous parts of the world like active volcano's or ghettos!
>gotta catch'em all right?
I bet that kid honestly gives no fucks. He's playing a game about 10 year olds hunting for magical animals alone in the wild.
Already it seems like they are both dark type so shank won't be as effective as a colorless attack like stand your ground
>Notice I've never heard of cartel press before
>Google story, no results
>Go through rest of cartel presses results
>Fucking find pic related
/pol/ is fucking retarded and will believe anything if it fits in with the racist beliefs they hold.
Cartelpress is a parody site you goddamned morons.
>>80029521
You can't get the rare Pokémon without going through a tough dungeon.
>>80030206
>>>
>>80031475
Real fucking legit news source you all believed without question
>>80026791
Looks like the police caught a primeape
>>80026791
WE TOLD YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN
YOU SHOULD HAVE LISTENED
/vp/ IS ALWAYS RIGHT
http://www.cartelpress.com/zoo-claims-gorilla-ties-isis/
Quality Journalism
>>80026791
Hey, I mean, they have a warning on the load-in screen. Not Nintendo's fault that niggers can't read
>>80031604
Fucking keked
>>80031563
That, but the bigger issue is /pol/ doesn't actually check the fucking links posted, ever. Most times the article title is misleading or worse, just doesn't exist.
>>80031033
nice dubs but mario maker is gotc
>>80026791
>right after recording the incident he immediately called the Chicago police department
that doesn't seem like the right order at all
>>80026791
But I thought stable wasn't a condition.
>>80026791
>>Police say Jackson was just walking around playing “Pokemon Go” and didn’t realize he had stepped into what is know as a bad neighborhood.
I remember people saying that this was going to happen. They fucking called it.
>>80027716
Protip:
Any part of a city with "heights" in the name, or any part of the city with streets named after famous blacks (Martin Luther King, Malcolm X, etc.) is niggertown and you should avoid it at all costs.
You'll know you're in the hood when you see an abundance of prepaid cellular (Boost Mobile, PCS, etc) stores, pawn shops, "cash for gold", rent to own shops, payday lenders, and trash everywhere.
>>80032098
It's almost like the article
>Is all made up
>>80027453
I laughed way harder than I should have at that.
>>80030206
klassic
>>80032180
This is frighteningly accurate
>>80027453
But Dark isn't super-effective on Dark.
Does that mean nigs are secretly Ghosts or Dragons?
>>80026791
Probably ran into a Nigtrio
>>80032516
Fighting
>>80027453
Fuggggggggg :DDDD
>Every battle along the way
>>80032624
>>80026791
>after recording the incident
Ha
>>80026791
fucking niggers man, at least reward people with higher lvl pokemon
>>80032180
Check cashing and liquor stores as well
>>80031446
he relaxed
>>80027453
Same
Type
Attack
Bonus
Nigga got STAB'd.
Do we need a pokemon go square for chicago scanner threads?
and her i actually thought about walking several blocks down the road in downtown kansas city to try the game out
good thing i'm smart and decided against it
>>80033001
FUCKING POKEMON GO SERVERS ARE DOWN.
>>80030062
i forget exactly,
but it wasnt meant to be racist.
people would just post messages on a map whenever they saw or heard fights/gunshots/theft/etc so dangerous neighborhoods would have a lot of such reports, while safe neighborhoods would not.
the result is obvious of course.
and was removed because leftists believe noticing trends should be a thought crime.
>OP trolls /pol/ with parody site
>I point out that he did this in the comments
>/pol/ is too busy talking about nigs being nigs to realize that the OPs story isn't real despite it being pointed out in the fucking comments
Give me the blue pill now plz
>>80032516
They don't call em spooks for nothing
>>80032180
>Tfw you live in a town with heights
>>80030556
Underrated Post.
>>80033137
REEEEEEE
At least the kid is alright.
>>80026791
It's literally a tracking device, I'm sure those gooks are killing every chinese person they can
>>80029521
I heard all the best Pokemon are in Isis controlled areas.
>>80030556
Very underrated post
>>80033202
Does it really matter if it's real though?
At this point we're just making pokemon/nigger jokes, what's the harm?
People probably read your faggy nofunallowed post, and decided it's more enjoyable to make memes and post about video games
Why are you such an insufferable cunt? Does anyone enjoy physically being around you?
>>80032180
You just described my town
>>80030556
i like you
>>80026791
Inb4 Nintendo empties ghetto areas of American cities in-game en mass and gets fucking skewered on Twitter for implying that certain neighborhoods might be dangerous places for autists participating in an augmented reality version of a fucking battle card game.
Or they could just put really strong Pokémon that will fuck you up no matter your Pokémon's levels (literally impossible to beat) in the badlands and hope that the kids take the fucking hint.
>>80026791
Should have been using repel to repel wild animals.
And by repel, I mean pepper spray.
And by wild animals, I mean wild animals.
>>80026791
> Wrong hood playing Pokemon GO
> Store owner recording it
> Waited until after recording to call cops
> "I don't think he had any idea he was being stabbed"
WEW
Thanks for the laugh OP but this is fake.
>>80029985
>He uses hi-point pistol
>Its super effective
>>80032180
>mfw I lived in Morningside Heights and rode the bus past the intersection of Martin Luther King, Jr. Boulevard and Malcolm X Boulevard.
>>80026791
I just started playing this game. It's actually pretty fun.
And what? You think I'd care about a nigger getting stabbed in a ghetto ass neighborhood with other uneducated, broke ass niggers?
Well what the fuck did you expect?
>nigger plays Pokémon Go and doesn't realize he's walking into the ghetto
>doesn't even realize he's getting stabbed
>will recover, but all he cares about is getting his iPhone back
That's niggers for you.
black lives matter am i right?
oh wait not when the perp was black
>>80033849
>Doesn't even realize the story is fake
>Calls other people uneducated
Wew
>>80026791
>and didn’t realize he had stepped into what is know as a bad neighborhood
I fucking called this shit fucking months ago
FUCKING MONTHS AGO
why are chinks so fucking retarded and desperate to be innovative
>>80030556
Fuck. I can't wait until we can start taking pokemon go maymays.
>pokemon appears on screen
>ay yo nigga hold dat camera imma go fuck dis squirt turtle in the mouf take a pic fo da gram and da snap!
>>80026791
Srsly, just imagine a world without niggers and muslims.
It would be perfect.
>>80026791
Okay I just did some reading about this 'Pokemon Go' and I've concluded that this app is going to kill more people through muggings, car accidents, and general misunderstandings than anything else around today. This is a truly dangerous thing that's been unleashed.
>>80033577
I worry that many people on this site do not understand that /pol/ is parody and will act on the bullshit perpetuated here.
niggers dont take to kindly to pokemon trainers. the last person to come and catch something out in those parts walked out with tyrone, jamal, jacorey, and shitaura
I've only been mugged once, fortunately.
>walking to aunt's house at night through what is admittedly a shady neighborhood because i was a young stupid teen ignorant of the world and didn't take the redpill
>hear some guys call out from behind me
>ey yo, got a cigarette?
>"No, sorry."
>immediately realize what's about to happen
>shit
>feel a punch on the back of my head
>they hold me up
>the skinniest darkie tries his best to punch me in the jaw, barely feel it
>car drives by and they scatter like roaches
>all i lost was just a comb that i had on me
Never again. Thanks for reading my blog.
>>80034099
>Calls other people uneducated
Yep. You.
>Doesn't realize that I'm making valid points showing the story is fake.
Wew. You're a fucking retard.
>>80032180
>look to your left
>cash 4 gold
>look to your right
>gold 4 cash
>>80033001
Oh look. It's one of those Dark types.
So I think the most pressing question is
Is Pokemon Go actually any good?
>>80030556
KEK
I heard it in my head while reading it
>>80034894
Most NEETS who don't want to go outside rate it badly.
>>80034872
funny thing is that dark type actually means evil type. there are legit nigger tier moves for dark type pokemon too, like letting your entire team jump your eneny at the same time for example
>>80033498
That's where Ho-oh and Mewtwo are.
>>80033009
Top kek m8
>>80034149
To be fair, there are little to no niggers and mudslimes in Japan. Hell, they do blackface since there's no niggers to chimp out when they do it.
>>80026791
Has he ever played pokemon? If you walk into new territory you better walk around other trainers or they will walk up to you and harass you. What a fool.
>pokemon go is not available in canada
>>80034982
Isn't this supposed to encourage them to get out more?
It seems like a really awesome idea for a game. I just installed it now and I reckon it'll be a great little time waster while I'm out and about.
Woodstock IL here. Fucking Chiraq.
>>80026791
This needs to happen in the actual show.
>kid chases wild pokemon into a ghetto
>gets robbed by nignogs
>>80035466
Good app for morning walks with your main doggo.
>>80033009
AMAZING
>>80035637
Yeah definitely. It'll make my walks to uni or to the shops much more interesting.
and its free. I mean shit I was expecting it to be a paid app. Kinda wish I hadn't just gotten home from doing all that shit now.
>>80035508
>in the ghetto
>a wild jynx appears
>>80026791
Pokemon Go will be forced to redline Blacks neighborhoods! Post yfw Blacks can't catch 'em all.
>>80035447
Seriously? You mean Australia finally gets something before Canada does?
>>80026791
>he wasn't high enough level to be in that area
>>80026791
fake news site
>>80035736
How the AR works is hilarious
Check out these threads in /vp/
>>>/vp/27007338
>>>/vp/26994686
>>80033498
YES
>be me
>traveled collecting all the pokemon
>the only one left is mew
>checks the map to find its location
>Raqqah, Syria
>oshitnigger.exe
>but I gotta catch em all
>pack my bag that night and leave for Syria
>arrive in Latakia the next day
>join the Syrian Arab Army in exchange for a trip to Raqqah and a chance at finding mew
>mfw im fighting ISIS for a fucking pokemon
>its my third week here and I have finally been transferred to the Palmyra front
>my platoon and I on scouting patrol when 10 snackbars catch us in an ambush
>there are hundreds of them and only around 30 of us
>the truck in front of me gets insta-killed by an RPG
>justfuckmyshitup.jpg
>hop off my truck and tack cover in a pile of rubble
>see three ISIS soldiers out of position
>put all three down like I was at a vet
>one looked only about eleven years old
>doesn't matter, gotta catch a mew
>the Tiger forces arrive and with support from the Russian Airforce, we push them back
>as the battle comes to a close the remaining ISIS soldiers launch a suicide attack
>I can't mow them down fast enough and I am soon 10 feet away from a man with an explosive belt
>thisisit.png
>BANG
>I wake up 3 months later in a hospital in Raqqah
>an officer of the SAA greets me and presents me with my phone
>you dropped this when that bomb went off, he said
>he praises me for my bravery and says that if it wasn't for me ISIS would have taken the main force by surprise and would have caused too much damage to finally push into Raqqah
>mfw I check it and see that mew has been caught
>tfw a middle eastern man who has never even heard of pokemon learned how to use pokemon go and caught me the rarest pokemon as thanks for my service
>tfw I finally am the pokemon master
>>80034381
Need to remove germans and ruskies too
>>80027453
>Po Po used racism
>It failed
>Negrotoid uses BLM
>>80036020
>>27008067
KEEEEK
>>80031279
vete a dormir, armando
>>80036020
Aw I fucked that up
>>>/vp/27008067
>>80026791
>tfw Pokemon won't be the only thing I'll be hunting when I start walking around Houston's 3rd ward with my phone in my hand
>>80026791
HOLY SHIT.
We predicted this shit would happen on /v/ since day fucking one.
>Niggers
>
>>80034537
fuck off newfag.
/pol/ isn't satire.
>Not compatible with your phone or your GPDXD
rip
>>80037174
Time for a new phone then?
>>80027716
Go on any real estate site (Trulia for this example). You can't keep the Redline down forever.
Also, fellow Chifags - Whose fucking bright idea was it to put an L line directly from Chiraq to the North Side?
>>80037454
well goymed
>>80036412
What is that orange thing? A death dildo?
>>80037533
Let's call it a motivational aid.
Looks like he'll have to catch Primeape another time
>>80026791
This was always going to happen, kids walking about like they're zombies with their phones out, easy prey for the nigger.
>>80031145
Shame Go is only Gen 1
>>80026791
Wow! I knew this would happen. Next someone will get raped and killed in a dark alley for playing that shit. Kek.
>>80038438
-right now-
They'll add updates on a regular basis I'd imagine.
>>80038438
Good. Anything beyond the original 150 is degenerate. Only faggot manchildren kept following pokemon after gen 1. People who play it now are doing it for an innocent nostalgia kick; when they introduce more pokemon, it'll be for the obsessive /vp/ fags.
>>80038438
>tfw finding nosepass inside an oven
Muh 6 million, goyim
>>80036041
>>80032180
I dunno, Rowland Heights is pretty ok...then again I think that's an unincorporated area.
>>80037484
>tfw green as fuck next to slight yellow two blocks down
Might as well be miles from niggers. Feels good man.
>>80031033
Eh, new Zelda looks like the only decent open world game there is. Actual verticality, interactivity and level design (dungeons).
Other games look like shit in comparison, game design-wise. Yes, especially Witcher 3.
>>80040635
>>80040663
>>80027716
>>80028728
>>80030062
don't say i didn't warn you
http://valleywag.gawker.com/smiling-young-white-people-make-app-for-avoiding-black-1617775138
>>80038694
>only faggot manchildren kept following pokemon after gen 1
this tbqh
>>80038694
>Only faggot manchildren kept following pokemon after gen 1
So there have been no Pokemon games played by actual children in nearly two decades?
>>80040635
are you sure that isn't linkle?
>>80040663
>>80040733
What game is this?
>>80041031
Well the games are intended for children so I assume they're playing the games.
>>80041193
even underaged kids know about zelda
>>80041194
Then what do you mean by "kept following pokemon" if not the games?
The anime? The TGC?
>>80032180
Probably the most accurate post ive ever seen,
>>80041235
I'm old.
>>80038438
>he needs other gens
>when GOAT Kingler is already available
>>80033202
/pol/ does have a problem with not reading or checking links properly. Its not a big deal in this case because the thread evolved beyond the OP.
>>80040795
>Gawker
b-but, bankrupt, Hulkamania...
>>80041401
did this post actually get deleted by an assmad gawker janitor?
bumpo
Boy am I glad I live in a tiny town with 95% white population, I can catch pokemon however and whenever I want.
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