Do I send it in, /pol/? Or have I fallen for the genetic jew?
Here is mine. The Asian was a total surprise.
>>80015455
You've fallen into signing away your genetic information to some company who will sell it to the highest bidder for secret eugenics research. The best part is that you paid to do it.
>>80015455
It's a giant ploy to gain genetic information on individuals. Why do you think they keep lowering their prices? If they did it for free it would be too suspicious.
Also the test itself is bs, they just base it off other samples gathered.
you already paid 99 dollars, send it
>>80016204
The doubled the price from sometime late last year.
>>80016073
>not wanting Jews to keep you alive as a cloned atomic superman
>>80015455
In tribute the many customers they get from /pol/ the box should say "Here's your (You)".
>>80016204
>Also the test itself is bs, they just base it off other samples gathered.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adenosine_monophosphate_deaminase_deficiency_type_1
Thanks to 23andme I found out I have this and have been taking d-ribose to help me not be so tired all the time. So I disagree with your ill advised and uninformed statement.
>>80015945
Why it shows ashkenazi on almost all results?
>>80016543
Because the Jews are whites who mostly live in Europe.
>>80015945
>.5%
That's actually pretty significant. That's like a 5th-great-grandfather or something.
>>80016357
how much is it
>>80016715
Jews don't look white nor semitic.
>>80016543
Jews were always a nomad race so they cast their genes wide. Though, it's usually low % because jews tend not to interbreed with other races
>>80016908
250 CAD
>>80016413
I thought the insurance companies lobbied to ban them from giving out health information?
I was thinking about doing this so I can show my jewish gf's parents that I'm not 100% goy. I actually think I have a lot of Jew in me.
>>80017091
The US gov did, but you can use the raw DNA and a second company to analyze it.
Promethease costs $5.
>>80015945
>Mongolian %.02
>khan.gif
>>80016803
I also didn't know I had Italian but that is understandable because those countries are so close together.
I was always told
Slovak
Serbian
Croatian
French
Polish
Austrian
Hungarian
Shows people know jack about their history.
Rate my ancestry? First time posting
>>80018516
WE WUZ KINGS
>>80018516
>those plebbit tabs
Give it to me straight /pol/. Am I basically a refugee?
>>80017387
Que Woody Allen joke
>>80018516
nigger
>>80018900
Do you have a strange love of explosives? Do you know what a bottlecap mine is?
>>80018516
>apple products
Were you dropped on your head as a child?
>>80018900
Yep. Keep away from our women ya damn towel-head.
How does it work with ordering two at the same time? Do I have to make two separate accounts?
>>80019014
I enjoy fireworks.
>>80019142
I have to go back.
>>80019182
You can order a thousand of them, but when you register you have to use the code that comes with the thing.
>>80018516
>Welfare todo
kek did you spend your NEETbux on this thing?
rate my ancestry
>>80019287
hello Chiang
>>80019355
You changed the settings to make it appear you are more European.
>>80019451
lmfao what? do you want me to prove it to you?
I really want to try this, but am afraid it'd be a waste of money.
>>80019608
It's not. Do it. I actually thought I was almost fully Black before doing this thing. Still need to pretend I'm black irl though
anyone ever find out anything fucked up about their health?
>>80015455
>Send DNA to who knows who
>(((soros))) needs a new heart to live another month
>o look canadanon has a matching DNA
>Candanon is never heard of ever again
>Legends say he turned into a leaf
>>80019355
Jealous t.b.h
One of my ancestors just had to go fuck Squanto
>>80015945
Anything below 5% should be ignored. The test isn't precise at all.
>>80019747
These .1% matches are well within the false positive range, just saying. Probably no injuns in your family tree, senpai.
>>80019607
Yes, because I think you changed the confidence levels.
>>80019608
>>80019687
It is a waste if you don't pay for the $5 Promethease after.
>>80019942
how do you want me to prove it to you? tell me what you want me to screenshot
>>80015455
Send it in, but don't be surprise when you get <0.1% African or Asian, that's just SJW bullshit they thrown in there in their "speculative" read-out.
If you click on the tab for "conservative" estimate all those <1% shit goes away because they're just making it up. If you're over 1% non-white, well then kill yourself
>>80015455
Make for dammed sure you ask them to remove your records from there system after you get your results. The feds have already abused 23&me's records to track down people they don't like.
>>80019715
I confirmed I have all the genetic markers for schizophrenia. I mean I already knew since my dad had it and I'm totally fucked up, but it was good to know. Its easier now that the only thing worth blaming is genetics and not being bitter about it.
I out my 23andme results through promethease to get that info.
>>80019687
What are you anon? I'm black/spic, so i'm not really expecting much
>>80019818
>>80019884
When I turn the settings to the lowest speculative setting, the sheepshager and Pocahontas genes remain. Feels bad man.
>>80017387
Show them a fabricated 23andme page and outjew them to show how jewish you are
Jewgle already knows everything else about you so you may as well.
>>80020001
The thing I just showed you.
>>80019747
>One of my ancestors just had to go fuck Squanto
But that's good. Now you can breath and relax and meditate better. Less heart attacks probably...lol
>>80019608
I did it even though I'm fully Italian, it came back Italian with some central european admixture. Was pretty much what i expected.
If you're a mongrel US white you probably could have all sorts of things in you like Spaniard, native American and nig
>>80019715
Found out I'm a carrier for hemochromatosis. I'm like the fat prison guard that Magneto killed in X2
>>80019687
>>80020117
Probably Argentinian.
>>80020117
I posted my ancestry above. Don't wanna post pic of face because I'm well known on the internet, skin tone kinda like this though
>>80016543
Jews made the test.
/truth
>>80019818
This, anything under 5% take with a grain of salt and I would disregard anything <1%
>>80015945
Some scottish lines have Ghenghis Khan descent and some French lines have chinese descent from the crusades although this would have been 20 generations back at least.
You have an asian ancestor brah
>>80019735
Legend has it he was rolled into a joint and smoked by Prime Minister Dude Weedman himself.
>>80020065
>23&me records indicate anon is 100% white
>feds use meme magic to get anon to race mix
>>80020169
I'm supposed to be 50% Italian, 25% Irish, and 25% French Canadian. The Italian part I'm pretty confident about, because that side didn't come to America until about 85-100 years ago. It's southern Italy too, so I wonder if I have any middle eastern or North African in me.
>>80016413
t. 23andme employee
>tfw black, asian, Jew and Mongolian
>>80018900
>>80020160
here you go you delusional fuck
>>80016204
>Also the test itself is bs, they just base it off other samples gathered.
DUH HOW ELSE DO YOU DO SCIENCE
>Amerifat education
How did they determine the haplotypes in the first place
>>80019942
So you'd rather go with 50% speculative guessing and made up bullshit rather than 90% confident?
>>80020297
Sean King?
>>80020780
white af desu
>>80018516
Yep, you're definitely a fuggin kof bin dub ho mufuggin bix nood mufuggin nigga, Mr. King. Just like how you always wanted.
For some reason.
>>80020780
That took you a long time to post. Likely a shop.
Besides I can't even see if you really are a man. Probably don't even have a Y chromosome.
>>80020780
when did you get the test done?
>>80020107
You cannot have ALL the genetic markers.
I actually study scizophrenia genetics and there are 108 loci just published. A paper I'm on in bioarxiv has quite a few too.
You would be aborted if you had ALL the genetic markers.
http://www.biorxiv.org/content/biorxiv/early/2016/02/23/040493.full.pdf
IF ANY OF YOU KEKS HAVE EVEN 0.1% NON WHITE BLOOD YOU WILL DIE ON THE DAY OF THE ROPE
SIEG HEIL
HEIL HITLER!
>>80021138
Obviously they mean the ones tested you autistic.
>>80020780
pretty similar to mine
>>80015455
im getting the ancestry one, hoping for some jew blood so i can stake claim in the west bank.
My dad's considered to be a full-blooded Indian and I'm considered to be 1/2 by our tribe's blood quota. Even I know that's B.S.
>>80021272
That's still impossible
>>80021100
lmfao you probably wear tinfoil hats you retard. Why would I shop it? idgaf what you think of me
>>80021116
like early 2016
>>80020843
Yes, because otherwise they leave it all untested.
I get the feeling that anything under 1% on these tests is bullshit
>>80021286
mein niger
>>80015945
Disgusting gook, go back to china and stop ripping us off in trade.
>>80019687
Post you're's
>>80021396
>lmfao you probably wear tinfoil hats you retard. Why would I shop it? idgaf what you think of me
I was just testing if pure white people are going to survive. You are too easy to manipulate and will almost certainly impregnate a mudblood.
>>80021559
>>80015945
I did mine and was surprised too. Pretty much every bit of my DNA is Northern European (Finish, Norwegian, German, British) then I've got this outlier of around 1% Native American.
So someone back in the day had their way with a filthy savage. I'm for the very most part pretty white, with really blond hair and light green eyes, but when I'm in the sun I get pretty tan. Also, I get these urges to drink heavily, collect cars that don't run and scalp filthy casuals.
>all this anglo blood from fellow burgers
100% German master race here
>>80015455
>paying $199 for this
>>80021351
If they only test a few of the markers and they have all of them then yes it is very possible.
>>80021483
It absolutely is
>>80021839
50/50 germanic and med
better than filthy ANLGO blood.
>>80015455
There'a high chance you're already a Chang.
Or you're a Jew. You are a Jew, OP.
>>80020297
Sean. no-one believed you. ever. nigger or honk, like you. Your razor thin lips are the first of many giveaways, numbering among many the fact that YOU ARE WHITE
AncestryDNA put me at 91% [41% South] European, 9% West Asian. Am I good enough?
>>80021839
BEADY EYES
FILLED WITH LIES
>>80022242
sorry friend, anything below 98.5% goes in the oven
>>80015945
Topkek asian wienie
your shitskin is yellow
BUT CAN IT PROTECT YOU FROM THE SPIRIT OF MONTEZUMA
>>80022357
It was 4% Caucasian and 5% Middle Eastern! Caucasians are bro-tier.
>>80022242
No. Gross.
KEK THAT FUCKING MUSIC
>WELCOME TO THE MAIN EVENT
post your face when you realize liberals will use this as a way to get reparations from descendants of slave owners.
>>80022444
>5% mud
go back to Iraq you goddamn Muslim freak
>>80022543
Shit, wrong thread.
>>80022472
96.3% (((EUROPEAN)))
>>80016204
>they keep lowering their prices
it went from 99 to 199 USD. my kike coworker was complaining about this the other day kek
>>80021839
>be Anglo American for generations
>1 German enters the family tree three generations back
>I am now a German American
Self reported ancestry stats are a meme people always go for the rarer ancestries they possess even of theyre negligible
Someone could 6/8 English 1/8 Scottish and 1/8 Irish and they'd say they're fucking Irish
You see it with scotch Irish people in the US
There is simply no way there is that many scotch Irish people in the US. Also Americans with their obsession with paddies changed the term ulster Scottish to scotch Irish just so they'd appear more Irish
>>80022551
>tfw there are records online of one of my 9-the degree ancestors bequeathing slaves to his sons in his will
>>80022572
np family
>>80022472
You get a gold star.
Am I a shitskin?
Should I do one of these? How much is it and is it even worth?
>>80023233
Yes
>>80023233
On the border. If you breed with a full blood white, your kids won's even be close desu.
>>80021895
>all 108 SNPs
surely you jest
>>80023233
Mexican detected
>>80019942
>>80019451
changing the setting simple makes speculative percentages appear as unassigned. It doesn't turn them European lol
>>80023397
>japanese
Unless you're an expat won't it just say you're 99.9% japanese with a little Korean or Chinese from some slave girl geisha back in the 19th century?
>>80023397
if you have mixed unknown background its funny but if you are from homogeneous country the results will be easily predictable
>>80023827
Yeah I guess waste of money
>>80015945
You have a relatively close Finnish ancestor
>>80023233
Test to find out if youre a shit skin:
1. Measure your whiteness in milk.
2. Measure your shit-skin in actual shit.
3. Mix the two.
4. Drink your shit milk.
If you refuse to drink your shitty milk, then you are a shit skin.
If you can drink your milk, then you are not a shit skin.
This does not apply to Germans.
>>80024094
I heard my grandmother actually came from Vietnam but I'm not sure if that would even show up
>>80024258
SE Asian and E Asian are different genetic groups afaik
Fuck I really want to know if i have jew in me, I want in on that jew gold
>>80020780
>.3% slav
Subhuman
My results..... I WUZ ROMANS N' SHEEIT
>>80023233
Me second from right, are we beaners or Indians? I should have never gotten this test. I thought I was white
Anyone here Iranian and done this test?
How does Iranian come up? Does it just say middle eastern or is there a specific category for it
>>80024828
>subsaharan
Looks like someone got blacked 1000 years ago. Must be islamic conquest of south italy
>>80024940
just middle eastern
there isnt any differences between you fucks.
>>80022553
I was raised catholic, no religion now.
>>80025013
none of those fat fucks could pass a white.
>>80016543
We are all Jews. Make up your own grandpa was a survivor story and go get your privileges big guy.
>>80024167
That isn't why you would do the test. You do it for health risks.
>>80015455
first of all how can you guarantee that what you're seeing is in fact YOUR genetic material and not bob's from across the country
and that it isn't contaminated with jim the lab tech's spit
and finally >giving your unique identifying information willingly to a corporation that will sell it to governments
are you shiggying me???
>>80015455
Heads up, governments (particularly the US government) use 23 and me to build its DNA database.
also you can find out what cancer youre going to get or if alzheimers is in your future by uploading the genetic data you got from 23andme to a site called promethease. dont think it's free though
i think angelina jolie found out breast cancer was potentially in her future so she chopped off her tits
>>80024940
you will probably be mosly mid eastern with some south asian poo in loo blood, little bit of mongol gengis khan seed and a little bit of european merchants (italians) seed too
>>80025541
depends where you are some countries have laws that prevent them from telling you
>>80019287
Pekka Khan why are you posting with an American IP?
>>80025411
>first of all how can you guarantee that what you're seeing is in fact YOUR genetic material and not bob's from across the country
Probably because it would match mostly with what you expect from your family.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne_Wojcicki
>>80015455
maybe but I fell for it as well
>>80025675
i thought every 23andme customer could download their raw data, regardless of the country they reside in. because all you need is the zip file from your profile to upload to the 3rd party site that tells you if you could be getting different types of cancers
>>80021827
pretty interesting how a mongrel could make it so far back in
>>80020444
very progressive. and nice trips.
What I'd like to know is how It can reliably seperate apart Northern European genetics
Like how can It distinguish British & Irish apart from German & Scandinavian when, on average, 40% of British DNA comes from Germany and Scandinavia?
>>80028906
because the brit abbos were stuck on an island without many newcomers
>>80028906
the teeth
>>80028906
Different haplogroups, Britain is predominately R1b and scandinavia is I1
>>80030580
dude, you can be 99.9% subsaharan african and still have r1b.
for example, Hitler had a haplogroup found primarily in North Africa. does this mean that he and his father are genetically north african? no. it means that somewhere along his genetic line a north african male fucked his way into that area or something.
haplogroup maps just show frequency of where they're found
it's about where certain parts of your DNA are typically found in the world. pic related shows what i'm talking about
Shouldn't those be warning signs
>>80018516
so does no one notice the pornhub tab?
>>80015455
>paying jews to send them your DNA so they can just sell that information
I did it, it was interesting and fun. Found out I'm 1% Black and 1% Ashkenazi and 0.1% native american
>>80015455
It's owned by the sister of the CEO of YouTube, but I think it's safe enough. Just hope they wore gloves.
>>80016956
Because Ashkenazis are both.
>>80018516
>reddit tabs
You have to go back.
So did you all send in a cup of your spit?
Fucking gross.
>>80023233
No, but you must fight for whoever the test dictates, if I were to take this test and find I was not truly Irish. I would claim Loyalty to whoever I truly was.
>>80018516
lol
>>80017005
wtf
read the fine print first. i own your genes once you send it in, goyim.
>>80015455
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Susan_Wojcicki
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne_Wojcicki
thanks for the DNA kid
when we kill your current living self and replace it with the clone we'll be sure to use the body for "science"
>>80018516
>cuck porn
>apple
>nigger
gtfo.
>>80015455
nice datamining thread op. JIDF is getting more subtle by the day.
Little story here in the UK about this shit.
Baby was left at Gatwick airport 30 odd years ago. Little note stuck to his blue onesie "take care of me"
Guy grows up. Foster homes. What have you. But someone, somewhere checked one of these databases and traced his parents. Or likely parents. But the email address linked to the DNA profile wasn't working and they couldn't contact them.
Willingly giving your DNA to a gigantic datamine is idiotic.
Don't do it.
Gas the kikes race war now
>>80036872
cant wait for this shit to be over
literally all they have to do is lurk
>>80015945
>[le current year]
>only 99.5% white
fucking nigger
>>80015455
Am I considered a minority? Am I white?
>>80018900
>>80018516
>>80015945
>>80015455
>>80019355
>>80019747
>>80019942
>>80020575
>>80020577
>>80020780
>He's not even 1/4 Ashkenazi Masterrace
>He hasn't OY VEYYED a pureblood white girl
>>80015945
Learn Slavic, move to Slavic lands.
>>80018516
Learn English, move to Britain.
>>80018900
Learn French, move to France.
>>80019287
Learn English, move to Britain.
>>80019355
Learn English, move to Britain.
>>80019747
Learn English, move to Britain.
>>80019942
Learn Slavic, move to Slavic lands.
>>80020575
Learn Swedish, move to Sweden.
>>80020577
Convert to Islam, learn Arabic, move to the Middle East
>>80021286
Learn English, move to Britain.
>>80021324
Learn English, move to Britain.
>>80026080
Learn English, move to Britain.
>>80022472
Convert to Judaism, learn Hebrew, move to Israel.
>>80023233
Move to Europe.
>>80024828
Learn Italian, move to Italy.
>>80037924
Learn Italian, move to Italy.
>>80039209
Learn English, move to Britain.
>>80039735
But, I'm only 21% Italian, lad. Sucks being mixed race. I have no idea who I am.
