>There’s a new Iron Man. Well, Iron Man for now. She’s still working on the name. The events at the end of the comic book event series Civil War II will result in Tony Stark stepping out of the Iron Man suit and a new character, Riri Williams, taking over, Marvel tells TIME.
http://time.com/4394478/iron-man-riri-williams-tony-stark/
>>79987699
>capeshit
Jokes aside, these properties have been around for so long that I'm surprised this hasn't happened already. Companies pander, that's why you gotta support creator owned shit-at least there's a chance they'll have some integrity.
>>79987699
Man children of /pol/, these superhero shits are for children.
>>79987699
Did they forget that diversity does not sell?
I hope they cast a black woman in the next movie and make Iron Manlet into a dolescrounger
>>79987699
When will we get a white, male Storm?
I hope they make a movie with 200 million and lose all their money
I have not bought a comic in 20 years I do not give a fuck
Why dont they just reboot every series where everyone's a nigger over the span of a few years so they can get that shit out of their system and see that it doesnt sell? Beats the hell out of starting a single shitstorm every few months because blacks cant into original characters
>>79987699
>yet another diversified superhero
I guess subverting Western Civilization never gets boring.
>>79988888
Checke'd
>>79988888
CHECKED
>>79988888
good lord
>>79988787
I'd prefer if they did it all at once.
Marvel's NiggaVerse.
>>79987699
How would she put her helmet on?
>>79987699
>Captain America is now a black woman
>Iron Man is now a black woman
>there are TWO Trump expy villains
JFC
And sales of the comic will drop precipitously after three issues.
Being a cuck doesn't make you money, Marvel.
>>79987699
REEEEEE WHY DO THEY HAVE TO DESTROY EVERYTHING THATS GOOD REEEEEEEEEEE
>>79989494
>there are TWO Trump expy villains
Explain to somebody who avoids Marvel like the plague because of shit like this.
>>79989635
>REEEEEE
>REEEEEE
Riri
Mind blown!
>>79988888
>>79987699
when is it time for everyone to just accept that meme magic is infact real? Praise kek my family
>>79988888
>88888
>88888
>88888
>88888
>88888
Good god, quints speak the truth
>>79987699
Wow... Really makes you think.
>>79989725
What about DC? are they diversifying their heroes as well?
>>79987699
Iron POC doesn't really roll off of the tongue. Maybe She-boon or Nappy-ho
>>79987699
why do you idiots keep making these shitty threads
who cares about capeshit? if you are old enough to browse 4chan and still consume capeshit then you have much much bigger problems in your miserable life than an enriched cast
grow up you retard toddlers
>>79987699
I literally couldn't care less who people hire for capeshit films
>>79989838
SHEEEEIT
>>79987699
okay, serious question here. does anyone actually read marvel anymore?
>>79989985
Nope. As far as I know, the worst they've done is the Wonder Woman mansplaining line.
Batman just got a couple new sidekicks, both white. If it was Marvel, they'd have been genderfluid dragonkin and also bastardized versions of old characters because Marvel can't actually create new identities any more.
>>79987699
Should change the name to Carbon Woman
>>79990236
Marvel dominate 44.80% of the comic market
http://www.comichron.com/monthlycomicssales/2016/2016-05.html
>>79988888
H-h-h-heil Hitler
>>79988888
MOM GET THE CAMERA!
>>79987699
Isn't there already a black Iron Man though?
>>79989725
They are the new Serpent Supreme, who is an evil businessman that runs a border control vigilante group and says "lets make America marvelous again!" and MODAAK (sp?), a new version, that looks like a big head version of Trump, hair, eyes, everything, who wants to kidnap mexicans as a supply of cheap labor.
The former is a nemesis of Black Captain America, the latter is a nemesis of Black Female Captain America.
>>79988888
OY VEY
>>79987699
>Thor is now Whor
>Captain America is now Captain Falcon
>Iron Man will now be Iron Sheneequa
Who will be the next Avenger to be updated for the current year?
Ok /pol/ I am from /co/ and I can tell you at least 70% of us hate this and 100% of the people hate the write Brian Michael Bendis.
But here is the kicker, why is so bad about this ?
For one comics always try this kind of stuff and after 5 years they go back to the status quo, this is nothing more of controversy for money so what is so bad ?
Do you hate capitalism /pol/ ?
>>79988888
>>79990683
>Do you hate capitalism /pol/ ?
This doesn't make any money.
>>79990658
DareDiva is going to join the crew as a sassy Filipino transgender.
>>79990457
They killed him. Can't have too many men headlining. Black, white or otherwise.
>>79990683
Wait, your argument is "if you're a capitalist you must enjoy every piece of fiction ever?"
How about "if you're a capitalist you must enjoy every piece of merchandise ever?"
What, you don't enjoy dragon dildos? You must be a commie!
>why is so bad about this ?
Having a black male and black female captain America fighting two separate Trump expy villains is pretty retarded however you cut it.
![original[1].gif_v=1.gif](https://i.imgur.com/aLmPcNl.gif "original[1].gif_v=1.gif")
>>79987699
>>79990787
yes it does check
http://www.comichron.com/monthlycomicssales/2016/2016-05.html
Iron man is one of the top sellers
>>79990457
watch your tone, you bigoted shitlord
>>79988888
John Quintsy Adams
>>79990042
The medic is right. Ever since the Reddit faggots came here from the shit stain 9gag tier toilet that is the_donald, we've had constant shifty threads like
> what video game is /pol/ approved
> what music is /pol/ approved
> why is the cartoon for babies I watched 20 years ago different?
> look at me /pol/ I called someone a nigger teehee
You guys are fucking cunts and I wish you'd fuck off to r9k or Reddit or anywhere
>>79988401
This desu senpai.
>>79990340
>see new Punisher ongoing
>get excited
>no longer by Edmonson, now written by some woman who broke into comics thanks to Tokyopop
I hate you so much Marvel
>>79988888
>>79990340
>comic market
Which is being destroyed by manga now stuff like SAO and AOT is hitting the mainstream.
Schoolkids watch anime now, it's all on netflix. Hipsters will be reading manga to one-up 12 year olds.
>>79987699
>Caring about capeshit
>any year
Do we really need a dozen threads on this shit today?
Well I guess I'm just do what I always do when any media has SJW agenda injected it it, for the sake of virtue signaling, and appeasing PC shitheads: I'm not spend a single penny on it and let them do whatever the fuck they want.
>>79990683
What happened to BMB? Ult Spidey was so good
>>79991050
This!
>>79987699
There's already a black Iron Man. He's called War Machine.
Second, a woman would be Iron Woman which, by comic standards, makes her a distinct and separate character.
So "black female Iron Man" really isn't as noteworthy as tumblrtwats want you to think it is.
>>79990683
You're right that the market will render its harsh judgment on this but it's more about the intent. The fact that this crazy ideology pervades the entire entertainment media and the elite in general while not reflecting the viewpoints of normal people is disturbing. You'd think they would have learned by now that people don't want this shit but they keep trying anyway.
>>79991341
He's failed relentlessly ever since. Did you read Uncanny and All-New X-Men? Jesus.
>>79991141
She is not bad writer but her punisher is mediocre. Is like she is trying to be edgy because she is writing the punisher
>>79987699
I thought feminists and SJWs hated the whole "Ms. Male Character" trope. Isn't that exactly what this is?
![tumblr_static_tumblr_static_1btgm13rmk744co0004swkw0c_640[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Co3kI2u.jpg "tumblr_static_tumblr_static_1btgm13rmk744co0004swkw0c_640[1].jpg")
>>79990683
>"Which is why we'll market it as New Slurm. Then, when everyone hates it, we'll bring back Slurm Classic and make billions!"
>>79991469
>There's already a black Iron Man. He's called War Machine.
Don't worry, they killed him off in advance for this.
>>79991014
>Iron man is one of the top sellers
*was
>>79991723
No they love it. They consider it a victory. See: the new Ghostbusters movie which is endorsed by Ellen and HRC.
>>79991469
Wrong.
Jane Foster took the name of Thor when she got Mijolnir powers. Now "Thor" goes around calling himself Odinson because he litterally can't use his own name.
>>79991946
Did that flop, is it even out yet? I see adverts for it now and then.
>>79991469
he's ded, he shot a rocket into she-hulks tit and got killed by Thanos
>>79987699
they made captain america black
they made thor a woman
people didn't like it so now they try take both approaches at once
so now they make iron man a nigress
>why don't you just ignore these SJWs and they'll go away
sure
>>79991638
The only other BMB series I remember reading are Alias and the Pulse, which were pretty great. I could see how his style, specifically how he writes dialogue, could get irritating, especially since every character he writes speaks the same way and has the same mannerisms, but I recall his writing being generally exciting and refreshing. What do people hate about him now?
>>79987699
Marvel is filled with some clever bastards by doing the Paul Fag approach:
>make more "diverse" characters
>people are either mad for the obvious pandering or other reasons such as shit writing
>call critics racist/sexist/homophobic to evade criticism of actual problems in something
>>79992036
Holy fuck this picture is some livejournal-tier shipping bullshit. Did some deviantart user get a job at marvel just so they could make their fanfic official?
>>79992225
don't forget that Captain America is now a black woman
>>79987699
Iron Man
>MIT student at 15, but prefers to be a playboy because family dosh
>Get injured by non-vietcom while checking a weapon factory
>Creates the armor to save himself and Ho Yinsen, who teachs him about pacifism and helping others
>Needs the armor as life support most for a time
>Heavy drinker due to physical trauma PTSD, it goes so bad he needs a BLACK friend to cover his ass more than once.
New Iron (Wo)Man
>MIT student at 15
>Builds armor because she is bored, literally a Poochie introduction "Wow, she is better than me!"
>Just that, her motivation and character will be fighting about "prejudice and injustice" because we was queens 'n shit and built pyrammids but cannot stand by ourselfs without a white-man created label to back us.
>She'll have no flaws, probably will punch some some whitey male and give him sassy speech
>>79987699
Comic book sales have been sinking faster than the titanic since SJWs took over Marvel. Gee. I wonder why.
>>79992036
In principal I don't mind Lady Thor because in the comics Thor was originally a milquetoast cripple named Donald Blake who became "Thor" via a stick he found in a cave that was actually Mjolnir.
What I DO mind about Lady Thor is that retarded "huf puf WOMYNZ POWAH" beat down she gave Absorbing Man. Because that's not actual fight banter. It's a fucking soap box issue no one really cared about until you fucking brought it up.
Soon everthing will be a minority woman
>>79992664
How do they evade the problem of their sinking revenues though?
>>79992452
Bendis can be great when he's writing his own street level stories. Stories where he can focus on his own original character (Jessica Drew) or one character (Daredevil). It's when he takes on these groups of characters like the X-Men or New Avengers that it usually gets stupid, fast. He doesn't care about continuity, and when someone asks his reply is usually "Don't pick on me, I'm Jewish"
>>79988888
let him be praised
Racists win again, when will sjw realize they are the ones they should hate?
It'll make $5 and they'll cry that everyone is racist or something.
>>79987699
HMM GUIZE I WONDA WAT WILL HAPPEN TO DE COMIC BOOK SALEZ WIL DEY STAY UP OR GO DOWIN?
>>79988888
NOICE!
>>79993047
Thank god then that I don't read capeshit, especially not team up capeshit
>>79992807
What about the part where she's totally better than Thor at everything despite having no experience with it?
>>79990683
>controversy for money
its not for money, its a PR stunt, the people who read this shit are not SJW black women, theyrer white NEETs
this is the opposite of capitalism
>>79987699
Why is it so hard to create your own character instead of shitwashing white characters?
Seriously, they have made dozens of white male characters either black or female instead of coming up with something new and interesting
What would niggers say if one of the established black characters were made white?
>>79990340
Marvel also spams out new titles (like this Iron-boon) every month. In April they released 15% more titles than DC. New titles also sell bigger initially, and then taper down...or fail. I'm curious to see the success rates of all this crap Marvel spams out.
>>79987699
good luck selling copies, you fucking retards.
>>79993290
My guess is it's just the Hammer giving her skill. Donald Blake had no experience with the Thor powers but he kicked ass easily in his debut as the God of Thunder.
>still reading capeshit
>>79993597
Also Marvel variant covers...they'll release like 5 different covers for a Spider Gwen issue. I don't think DC is really big on variants.
>>79988401
He could be called stormfront
>>79993817
But why does it give her more skill than it did anybody else?
Also please note that apparently not even Odin can lift it anymore because he's the patriarchy, even though he made it himself.
Its just another gimmick to get media attention and sales, it'll pass after a year or two. Just like female Thor, hydra Cap, Black Cap, dead Peter Parker, black Punisher, etc.
>>79987699
(((Bendis)))
author of such great characters such as Jessica Jones, the coalburning alcoholic
>>79988888
>88888
MEIN GOTT HE LIVES PRAISE KEK
>>79994335
There is a superhero named Stormfront in Garth Ennis' The Boys.
>>79987699
thing is women and blacks dont buy comics
who's gonna buy that crap ?
>>79994410
Ok, THAT'S retarded Mary Suing and tumblr "progressiveness."
Lady Thor existing and immediately being skillful is one thing, one thing I'm completely fine with because Donald Blake. This is all the support I can and will ever give Lady Thor.
If ODIN, KING OF ASGARD can't lift the fucking Hammer because feminism, that's retarded and I will never support a concept that fucking stupid.
>>79988888
czech'd
>>79990683
/co/ is the bluest of the bluepills.
>>79991639
Punisher can't be written by a woman. Women have never had the visceral experience of wanting to or having to tool up and go get in the shit.
marvel has always been a liberal companny
iron man was made as an anti war response to vietnam
Stan lee advocates this.
>>79987699
If people who don't read comics like the majority of the people in this thread would stop crying about these shitty ideas and not get faggots to buy it out of spite she would get like 7 issues tops before marvel accidentally makes tony iron man again.
People are already mad that a white guy is writing it but they'll totally buy it now to spite some 4chan/alt right autists.
>>79987699
why did comics go full cuck?
>>79987699
>implying that comic books ever mattered past the 90s
Watchmen was a satirical look at how comic books were progressing at the time, but the idiotic comic book writers didn't understand that Watchmen is literally a manual on how to not write a comic book.
The medium's been dead for decades, move on to something more meaningful and alive
>>79990683
i like new things from time to time.
brave and the bold tried to pander to the nazis here and that flopped hard. i guess the libs were right
>>79997360
because your faggy hugbox isnt writing them.
>>79997141
>spite towards an obscure hmong finger painting forum is enough for a statistically observable change in baby cartoon coloring book sales
ok
Marvel will do anything to keep their comics selling the dozen copies they do every month.
SJWs need to stop cheering on changing races and genders in comics that no one reads while keeping every superhero in the movies that people actually watch male and white. Ask them to change the part that makes money and see how far they get.
>>79995849
Yup.
Or maybe it's because he's an evil man, because the "Whoever wields this hammer" writing on it changed from "if he be worthy" to "if SHE be worthy" as soon as she picked it up. :^)
>>79988888
OH WOW
>>79992807
what the fuck is this writing, seriously
sounds like the writer has some unresolved issues with some internet comments
"take THAT, forum posts!"
>>79998361
So why doesn't Freya pick it up and hold it as Odin tells it to go back to serving his son?
Hell, the inscription isn't supposed to apply to the Æsir.
>>79999007
Jane Foster needs to stay off social media and concentrate on whatever it is she does
>>79999166
Because Freya likes girl Thor for some reason to the point of calling Odin's bluff by risking her own life to make him call off killing her.
>>79999468
Why? Lady Thor isn't her son. What a terrible mother if you care about some random person more than your own child.
>>79995799
>blacks dont buy comics
Literally the only people I know that are super into capeshit are black
