Well /pol/, it finally happened. I didnt even expose my power level. My black british english professor has been trying to attack America/Americans all semester. I've always risen to the defense of my great nation, but always fairly and never bombastic or rude.
Today she was going on about soccer and I asked who was playing. "Wales and portugal"
Jokingly, blatantly JOKINGLY i say "oh two third world countries then?"
>TRIGGERED
Suddenly she goes off in front of the class saying im being "legitimately racist and xenophobic."
She said that like three times, and tried to get me to apologize but I held my ground.
Hold me /pol/ i dont even know how to feel. Didnt think these people actually existed sometimes.
Pic not related, i just like prairie dogs.
hahaha you're such a jokester anon
omg i'm dying with laughter
you're fucking amazing
she probably had the last straw with your racist ass and your BLATANTLY JOKINGLY jokes today
>>79960662
>showing an interest in soccer
I was called racist in 7th grade by my English teacher for suggesting we not give aid to Haiti after the earthquakes.
>>79961172
my stand up tour starts soon. Want tix?
>>79960662
>legitimately racist and xenophobic
But both of those countries (technically Wales isn't even one) are white?
>>79960662
It's good you didn't apologize.
Just make sure you can back up your claims with facts and sources. And don't lose your temper.
Your use of humor probably appealed to others, maybe even some that would normally disagree.
Your strength turned at least one woman on.
>>79961422
>portugal
>white
>>79961334
Dude same shit with me. I got detention for "racist remarks" because I said "Haiti looked like it got hit by an earthquake before it got hit by an earthquake."
Racist and xenophobic are the trendy liberal buzzwords right now. If you're called on that means you're doing something right.
>>79960662
You should have told her that you can't be racist against whites since they are privileged and both Portugal and Wales are white. Not to mention the horrors of imperialist Portuguese colonialism
>>79961422
Any Hispanic with an American passport or visa is white, ones that don't are minorities
>>79961512
Topkek Poland
>>79960662
How is that racist? You aren't making any comments about race
>Tfw i got sent out of my class for saying God roofied Mary, and she was like 'wow immaculate conception'
>>79961600
thank u anon, i will take this to heart.
>>79961449
I'm pretty good about keeping my temper, Im Christian and I figure Jesus would rather have me turn the other cheek.
>>79960662
>class
>summer
>>79960662
>Jokingly, blatantly JOKINGLY i say "oh two third world countries then?"
You should be embarrassed for saying something this fucking stupid. Your teacher is right - You ARE a xenophobe.
>>79961857
so u can finish college faster faggot
>>79960662
>but I held my ground
Tell that cunt to fuck right off because you didn't say anything racist
>>79961512
I think I'm going to remember that for the rest of my life. Thanks Poland.
>>79961749
Cause he's a bad bad goy
I've been barred from talking about politics at family get togethers because my sister in law is engaged to a German and I told him his country was being fucked by Muslims.
>>79960662
>Pic not related, i just like prairie dogs.
> i just like prairie dogs
Im actually genuinely interested about you as a person at this point
>>79961921
>black professor
>working extra time
If u want a real chat add me on Skype
>>79962104
this is a trap. But heres a prairie dog.
>>79960662
Wales is a great country, you are a dick.
>Also Wales is known even in Roman Times 2000 years ago for being filled with meme deposits. People came from all over the empire to mine memes in Wales.
>Also Underaged
>>79961993
>>79962102
So is yours
>>79961512
>>79962394
So is yours.
>>79960662
You're a fucking retard, none of those countries are "3rd world"
Off yourself, unfunny fool
Kind of a lame way to reveal your power level, OP. If you insist on doing so, at least do it in a way that you can back up with data and facts, on an issue that is more important. Making a snide remark about the economic conditions of countries playing in a soccer match seems like a waste, particularly because you will now be labeled as "the racist american" for the rest of your time there.
You should have screamed TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>79960662
Wales voted to leave show some respect, smdh.
We were all racist in my class at school. Teachers told us in whispers to try and not be "too racist" with the foreigners.
I love my country.
lame joke.
>>79961512
Fucking savage
>>79961512
Lol where did you go to school? I told my history teacher that jews are using yolocuast as their "give me everything" ticket. She was hardcore Israel supporter, the type who said shit like "Palestine is a terrorist nation" and yet i didn't got shit for it.
>>79960662
Well OP, the term is loaded and she's right. She might have overracted.
>>79961484
Why did faking Portugal statistics became such a meme?
Are you right of centre until someone calls you an ist or ism lmao. It's yet to happen to me as I've only recently considered myself right wing, so it'll probably happen soon
>>79963173
>the term is loaded and she's right
lel no, most people from 3rd world countries don't get offended when it is pointed out, there was no reason to sperg over it.
>>79960662
>say something retarded
>cry like a bitch when you get called out
>>79960662
What the hell are you doing in such a place? English professor? You sound like an idiot.
Just laugh at their anger.
The angrier they get and the more you laugh, the more you win.
>>79963603
>English professor?
I had to take 2 English classes for a compsci degree.
Pretty much everyone that goes to college takes English.
You can attack college itself as a choice if you want, but I'm not going to quit halfway through.
Pretty good bantz m8, you'd get a Queenies Apple if you lived here (an A+ in equivalent american terms).
>>79961663
What's up man how's that isle
>>79960662
you were legitimately xenophobic, you retard. wales and portugal are first world. my country is second world, bordering on third. brazil is third world.
being an amerifat however, i can understand. it's doubtful that you are even capable of pointing these countries on the map, owing to your fantastic education. also, this thread doesn't belong here. on behalf of the rest of the world, kindly contemplate every meaning of the phrase "jump on something sharp to kill yourself"
fag.
>>79960662
I am fucking triggered.
But it is true, desu.
>>79961334
>>79961512
I remember I was in spanish class a couple days after haiti and someone asked "what language do they speak in Haiti anyway?"
I said "Earthquake"
roaring laughter
was somehow able to slither out of trouble
felt pretty good
>>79960662
What can I say?
First, insulting countries has a joke has never been funny except for unfunny people who think that calling each other "son of a b*tch" is funny.
Secondly, by talking about "third world countries" with a sarcastic tone, you unintentionally showed how much you look down on third world countries.
Your teacher was actually intelligent. YOU are a retard for thinking you didn't expose your power level when you actually did it in a very blatant way.
>>79961422
>technically Wales isn't even one
Uh, yes it is. It's on the island of Great Britain and is part of the United Kingdom.
>>79965070
you might be poor, but we still love ya.
>>79960662
you should tell her that your feeling were hurt, and that her verbal aggression gave you PTSD
>>79965058
[shrieks in pickpocket]
I called a Hawaiian kid a wet back in 7th grade with a friend and he messed with his applesauce and spread it on his table... I got blamed for everything and cried in the principals office... I was known as a racist all through highschool... Also I pushed down this one kid who had leg splints that kept talking shit... If u can't tell I'm a badass
>>79960662
What happened was that you expressed an opinion that deviated from the norm, and as a result she subjectified you and engages in "fear conditioning".
You're the Rosa Parks of 2016
>>79960662
your teacher said you were racist against the welsh? kek tell that dinosaur you cannot be racist to whites
>>79960662
you should call her on ridiculing you, and that its a form of objefication. Tell her that her attempt to manipulate is unwelcome and a form of cognitive molestation.
>>79965591
>posts on a Mongolian image board
> thinks he's tough shit
>>79962169
No doubt she blows the check as soon as she gets it.
>>79961484
>china has 90-97% literacy
>>79960662
also don't forget the term "cognitive diversity" and that her ridicule of you shows intolerance, and discrimination. Tell her that kind of attitude belongs in 2008.
>>79961993
>this fuckin rabbit meme though.
>>79961334
>7th grade
>Haiti earthquake
>>79965885
Yeah that's bullshit haha.
>>79960662
prairie dogs are pretty cool
7/10 rodent
>>79965885
>>79966163
The Chinese are notorious for cheating and only test kids at their elite private schools.
Fucking hilarious really.
>>79960662
I'm half welsh. Good one. The Welsh in Wales are the only ones who don't hate the Welsh. Welsh are self-entitled assholes.
>>79966474
I'm Chinese, I have a white gf, I am a liberal, I have a black cousin and I support arabs. Problem?
I've been thrown out of class once
>11th grade
>Sitting in class bullshiting with friends
>Woman teacher who was actually pretty cool
>Called students retards when they said something stupid
>ask friend in a semi loud voice since the class is noisy
>Want to here a joke?
>The 19th amendment
>As soon as I said joke the class went silent for some reason and everyone heard the punch line
>Teacher flipped shit
>Friends lost their shit
>Sent to principal's office
>Made to tell him the joke
>He gets "angry" and tells teacher to leave room
>Says don't worry about
Everything worked out
>>79966914
No, thank you.
Tell her to suck a dick anon that other cultures are superior than others, and if she disagrees, ask her why she doesn't spend the year in IRAN?
>>79960662
What do her eyes look like?
>>79960662
Wales and Portugal are both First World and White.
Your lack of Geographical knowledge really undermines your power level.
I call it an even draw , as her "racist xenophobic" response is just as dumb.
>>79966914
How short are you? 5'5?
>>79962323
>wales
>a country
haha, very funny joke United Kingdom. We all know it's a state, you guys only have like three of them
>>79965058
Retard, how dare you make fun of American education and then call your country second world. The second world was the ussr and its gone now. Third world was unaligned. You're not a second world country.
When I got called racest I said I am and laughed.Everyone then laughed at our hippie teacher.
>>79967874
Stickin' to your guns. Well done Ukrainian bro
>>79967789
6'3"
>>79967789
ben? is that you???
>>79960662
Wales is not third world you dumbass.
Try visiting for once, you will be gobsmacked at the beautiful mountain ranges and nice villages and towns.
Cardiff is shit though.
>>79960662
i expected an eagle with the constition in his claws to fly down, land on the flag pole and shading a tear of freedom
>>79968029
Same. Tall bros unite
>>79961512
Kek
>>79967789
1m78 faggot
I'm taller than some of you white racist dwarves
>>79962491
>says the Serb
>>79961512
>>79961512
Based polan
>>79960662
>"oh two third world countries then?"
>but always fairly and never bombastic or rude.
It doesn't matter if it was a joke nigga. you are still autistic
>>79960662
>Caring about soccer
>At all
No anon, you are the 3rd world
>>79963411
t.Achmed
>>79968387
>1m78
that's 5'8
FTW the average hieght of an american man is 5'9
FTW you're 6'3
>>79960662
>pic not related, i just like prairie dogs
...why am I laughing so hard?
>>79963411
Both shit
>>79961512
Could be worse.
I got detention for "I don't hate you because you are gay, I hate you because you are a faggot"
That was a fun year, kinda hard to explain that one away
She played her race card, anon. You can't win against it.
>making fun of white nations is xenophobic
wew lad, the left has finally gone full circle
>>79968656
Are you so ashamed of yourself that the only thing you can take pride in is your natural height? I take more pride in having a nice girlfriend and being a semi-professionnal chess player.
In highschool we had to write an essay about the American dream, with examples of our own. Most chose good jobs or happy families. I wrote about adopting an athletic black son. The teacher said it was insensitive and cited the words " he will be an athletic monster".
It got a good grade and I have no regrets.
>>79966903
You're American. What the fuck do you know about Welsh in Wales?
>>79968741
Ay yo, hol up
>>79967810
It's a nation of people. Any tom, achmed and jamal can form a country. See: America.
You fucking monkey.
>>79960662
Haha, had something like that happen in high school. Immigrant teacher for a political indoctrination course showed us some video about an "institute" for criminal kids. And the place was a mess. They had this obviously autistic, literally retarded kid in the same class as an islamic assassin who just happened to be 16. They had these soft touch counsellors who obviously didn't know what they were doing.
So the bitch asks the class what we think, and all of us are basically saying that it's ineffective bullshit, and she completely loses it. Berates us for being "the future of the country" and how we need more compassion and everything.
You know what we did?
We lodged a complaint. And she had to apologise to us.
Still one of the most satisfying apologies I've ever had.
>>79961757
This is why your country is filled with shitskins now
>>79966914
Tu pense te casser quand de mon pays?
>>79969118
>60% white
And hispanics and other shitskins are counted here too. You are less than 60% white. Your president is black, his admin is Jewish. You're all mixed up mongrels. Everyone here knows that but you.
>>79968891
I take pride in many things. My country, my job, my life, my good fortune.
I'm just laughing at how pathetic you in height.
>>79963411
Except I'm watching Wimbledon right now, where a black frenchie is losing to a white scot.
>>79961188
>spbp
>>79969296
Not to mention the average ''''''''white''''''' American male is a soft, limp wristed, overweight faggot. This is why blacks do the sports and beta '''''''''white'''''''' American boys watch.
>>79960662
>Multiculturalism class next semester
Hold me /pol/
>>79967827
and in your opinion, what do you think we are?
>>79962458
so is mine
>>79967810
Technically "country" refers to any tract of land with a common culture or government. So yes, Wales, though not an independent nation-state, is technically a country.
>>79969457
Do projects on past Nazi allied countries like Latvia. Make all the projects about reminiscing on the good old days on Nazism. Till everyone thinks you're an neo-Nazi then pledge allegiance to -insert current neo nazi leader/group-
>>79960662
I like prairie dogs too.
>>79961512
>>79961512
>>79968891
oui oui monsieur
>>79965319
Cuck.
OP, she was waiting to call you a racist xenophobe the day you had the gall to walk into her class with pasty white skin.
Some of your classmates know this, some not, some don't care.
I wouldn't worry about it, Goy
>>79963603
> Swiss
> not realizing Americans need to be taught English
It's like you haven't been paying attention to all those "American education" memes. Get your shit together Alpsnigger.
>>79961835
so long as 'turn the other cheek' doesn't turn into 'spread out your cheeks'
>>79961188
>88
KEK as spoken. Soccer is shit.
>>79969191
I have a white gf?
>>79969310
To give so much importance to height, I think you must have an inferiority complex. Lol. Maybe you got traumatized by black people?
>>79969789
I'm Chinese and I am fine with black people.
Shit, browsing 4chan makes me more and more hateful of white racists. My brothers and sisters are marrying whites, hopefully your race will be diluted by 2050.
>>79961172
Missed chance to tell English teacher to do her jobs instead of bullshitting with teens/young adults about sports.
>>79970075
>mfw when you have no gf
>>79960662
is she also short and ugly?
>>79960662
>soccer
You need to be shot american just for calling it soccer!
>>79969751
No free speech in Canada.
>>79970242
It's alright, you'll get one someday
>>79961757
that's not what immaculate conception means
>>79962971
Dafuq is Mickey talking about in this comic
>>79970363
To be fair liking sports should be limited to doing them yourself. Everyone would benefit more from spending money doing sports rather than spending money to watch someone else
>>79970515
Not if you kill them all first
>>79960662
make a complaint to the faculty board
>>79965319
Shut the fuck up, surrender monkey. Don't you need to be somewhere waving a baguette and a white flag?
>>79960662
When I told one of my teachers in my first year in college, last year, that I dont think refugees have a right to settle in Europe and that they shouldnt be allowed in Europe because they dont belong, she just looked at me, incredulous, and after fifteen seconds of stunned staring, two girls in the class started screeching at me telling me how I was a fascist and that if I ever came to power in any country it would be Nazi Germany all over again.
>Tl;dr it happens anon. Try to conceal your powerlevel as best as you can without giving ground and ignore their retarded shitspewing. Its human nature to resort to ad hominem when you cant come up with an argument that makes sense.
>>79961512
>I got detention for "racist remarks"
lewaki
>>79961757
hello ahmed
your country deserves everything that happens to it
>>79961512
kek
>>79968891
height is fucking everything in the western world little boy
>>79961188
I know right. Fucking semen slurpers
I was just in the bathroom with the door open because I was only washing my glasses, thinking about jewish corporations fucking people over, and I said, I'm not sure how loudly "fuckin' jews" before I heard what may have been my sister's door slam.
Tell me it will be alright, /pol/.
>>79961512
Oh my sides.
>>79961512
based Poland
>>79970515
please elaborate how you even got a fucking black cousin
>>79961512
K U R W A
U
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>>79961188
best post
>>79960662
what a dumb bitch
you cant be racist against white people
Liberals don't like the idea of nations nationalism or anything that divides people from others.
They want a one world one people one language one belief system without borders or nations. You made the mistake of supporting nationalism.
>>79966107
Woah, didn't think people this old could still exist. Need help with you email, dad?
> go to school before millenium
> geography lesson
> teacher ask about drug trade
> "this is a drug that somalis smoke and smuggle into europe. What is it?"
> one kid responds that they smuggle themselves into europe so I guess they smoke themselves up
Everybody laughs and class continues. Good times.
>>79969118
What the fuck I hate NASA now
>>79960662
slander, libel and defamation are crimes. your professor is a criminal. either press charges like a based citizen or give us her doxx. otherwise fuck off.
Maybe she got mad you misused third world. 1st world means allied against ussr communism and third world means allied against American capitalism.
In before changing or evolving language new meanings.
>>79961512
Someone Screencap this
>>79960662
You sound like the annoying autistic faggot in class that everyone hates.
>>79972660
>and third world means allied against American capitalism.
That's second world, you retarded burger.
Third world means classified as neither
>>79961512
ah polski you cheeky bastard
>>79965732
i feel u i feel u
Got called racist by my high school Anthropology/sociology teacher when I wrote on my final exam that Ebonics was slang created and spoken by unintelligent people.
>>79960662
And as this picture suggest. YOu came running back to this shit hole cave. Like the filthy faggot you are.
>>79969296
Didn't say my country didn't have atheists too. I'm just point out the reason why you are cucked. I live in Utah 90% white and bigger than your tiny island.
Sports don't even matter they all use roids
>>79962323
fuck you wales if you're a country so am I
>>79961334
>tfw i just realized 2010 was almost 7 years ago and you're probably 19.
God damn it. Why do I still come here?
>>79963334
That's because most people from third world countries understand that it has to do with Soviet/Western power dynamics and not GDP. Third world only became synonymous with poor because non alignment meant no gibs from the superpowers. Or because niggers and socialism if you ask a pollack.
>>79961859
My english teacher called me stupid and xenophobe only because I told her about being pro Brexit... German libtards love sucking the EU dick^^
>>79960662
Sue the school.
>>79961484
reddit.com/r/thathappened
>>79963411
Pretty sure football (aka soccer) is all about blacks being better than whites.
How's that a joke? It sounds like you dropped your spaghetti and everyone called you a retard.
>>79961484
japan is whitest country on earth
>English
>Not revelling in someone insulting Wales
She's not English.
>>79961512
Top banter.
>>79961512
Never change, you kurwas
>>79961512
FUCKING KEKKED
>>79961484
>Kazakhstan
>Over 97%
wut
>>79960662
You did just fine, be proud.
Nigger was triggered, you won.
Bonus: try to get her fired for calling you those names in front of the class just because you made a joke.
>>79960662
There's nothing wrong with being racist, anon. It only means, that you love your race!
>>79965885
They ching'd when they should have chong'd, I guess.
>>79969541
Definitely not Dacian.
>>79961512
At first I thought you meant you said this prior to the actual earthquake and I laughed.
Then I read it again and realized you meant it looked like shit even before the earthquake and then I fucking laughed.
>>79961512
>mfw I got in shit for the same thing when Sri Lanka got completely btfo
>mfw I wanted to keep my Christmas money for vidya instead of donating it
>>79961512
holy shit brother, kek'd hard
thanks
>Blurt out comment about peruvians in public
>oh fuck
>Everyone proceeds to talk shit about peruvians and bolivians
Uhhh
>>79961484
North Korea has 100% litteracy rate
>>79975422
I feel you bro. I graduated in 2008, and I've been on 4chan since 2006 I think.
>>79960662
>British
>black
>female
You can't make this shit up.
>>79968891
Can't hear you down there, lil fella. Can you speak up?
>>79979475
fuck peru man, they're a little brown stain on your entire continent
>>79960662
Portugal and Wales are the literal definition of first world.
First/second/third world have nothing to do with poverty
just in case you didn't know.
>>79960662
>Today she was going on about soccer and I asked who was playing. "Wales and portugal"
>Jokingly, blatantly JOKINGLY i say "oh two third world countries then?"
Kek, amazing.
>>79961334
I got in trouble for refusing to do charity work for some nigger country back in 7th grade
>>79967789
being 6'2'' and weak is as nice as bigtits on a fat girl.
>>79963411
>brits call americans fat
>white british are fatter than white americans
>>79961512
top banter
>>79960662
>black british english professor
>she
Goddamn it it's like a description of intellectual cancer made physical.
You did good burger, you made me proud.
>>79961512
kek
This is why I love /pol/
This is gonna be edgy lads so stand by
>be 14-15 in school
>PSHCE, basically some bullshit propaganda class that gubment forces brit kids to take
>usually learn stupid stuff like how to put a condom on a dildo (no kidding we used fucking dildos)
>no-one pays attention and everyone just fucks about anyways
>one particular double lesson, we have some big lecture on sexual assault and rape
>obviously very biased, implied only girls get raped etc.
>at one point teacher pushes the "muh one-third" statistic
>something along the lines of "One-third of all women experience sexual assault or rape in their lives. Therefore, about a third of the ladies in this classroom will be raped."
>I, being an edgy little faggot, shout "YAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!" in hopes of garnering some kind of humorous response
>everyone goes silent and stares at me in disgust
>teacher tells me to get out
>shouts at me in the hallway telling me I'm disgusting and insensitive and that he's taking me to the head
>later have to explain to the headmistress why I thought it would be funny to joke about rape
>all of the girls from that class probably hated me for it
>mfw they're probably all waiting for me to rape someone
>>79969777
Holy fuck ahegao will always be my weak spot.
>trips
>>79961188
Its FOOTBALL you retarded eagle fuckers!
> FOOTball, picking up an awkward two-pointy leather "ball" and carrying it across the field..
>>79966914
>little asian dicklet supports cucking the country and his white gf
No surprises here, but how hard it was to find a chastity cage that was small enough for you?
>>79961512
Saved
>>79960662
It's ok. Just keep being based, never apologize cause that's basically an admission of guilt and will only invite more criticism.
Be brave and people will rally around you.
>>79961512
Oh my lord I haven't laughed this hard in a while.
