Hey /pol/, I just failed my driving exam and the instructor was a fat bloke. He wasn't an asshole particularly, but he was fat, so fuck him for that.
Anyway, fat-shaming thread.
>>79952785
Don't worry little cunt. You'll get there. Took two shots to get it and my missus 3
How the fuck do you fail a driving test, you don't even have to follow their navigation, just don't be retarded and stay calm. Shit I drove them in the opposite direction of where they wanted me to and still passed without mistakes.
>>79952785
Learn how to drive, shithead
>>79952785
nice
>>79952785
Fat people are fucking disgusting but you're not much better for failing a driving exam.
Don't fail again.
>>79954745
I wash myself with a rag on a stick
>>79954745
I really don't understand how people can just lie to themselves like this. Also, it's insulting that they expect anyone else to buy that bullshit.
>>79954807
This one is just cruel. Anyone got the imgur link of that episode where the fat cunt goes to hospital for her weight and makes the husband stop off at the drive thru on the way?
>>79952785
How about you learn to drive you dummy, it's not that hard
>>79952785
Have a gold coin sir.
And an upvote.
Lastly a (YOU)
I'm a fat fuck, but I started my day with a workout this morning. Some of us actually know we have a problem and are trying to better ourselves.
How do you fail the driving test?
FAT HEIL!
FAT HEIL!
FAT HEIL!
The Fattenreich will last a thousand years!
>>79953996
This. Except I wasn't retarded enough not to follow basic instructions you spaz, but still if it works it works
>>79955621
This one always makes me REEEEE.
Cunt should be out in the street.
>>79955299
Dutch driving licenses are the one of the toughest on the continent if not the world.
But still, yeah its not hard.
>>79955621
This one triggers me
>>79955683
>Except I wasn't retarded enough not to follow basic instructions you spaz
Hey know context before you judge. I just wanted to piss of my instructor whore.
>>79955463
Congratulations on working out, don't ever give up. Once you'll be healthy it won't even feel like a chore anymore, it'll be as natural as eating breakfast, it'll be part of your life.
>>79955621
I hope he gets a heart attack.
>>79955899
I had an old pervy cunt, not complaining he had a great eye for spotting the ladies.
As for that cunt failing, three tries and your perma banned for being a fucking moron.
>>79955825
Lol, when I were in Amsterdam no one could drive for shit. Norwegian driver licenses are also one of the toughest one to get, still not hard you faggot.
>>79955463
Godspeed nigga. Remember to drink water exclusively. No more sodas.
Getting your liscence is more about rolling a fucking dice than being easy
I failed my first time. The instructor was an old dude and almost no one spoke a word during the test. I got 18/30 while 20/30 was needed to pass
The second time, It was a yound chad who spent the test talking about what he was going to do during the holidays with my driving teacher
I got 27/30 this time
I didn't take the wheel even once between the two attempts
>>79952785
> Workshop Goals Key Takeaways
> 1. Awareness of sizeism and how it operates as a system of oppression and its intersections with capitalism white supremacy and patriarchy. thinness beauty standard is actually about the hatred of fatness
> 2. Fatness has little to nothing to do with health
> 3. Health is not a moral obligation nor is it entirely within our control
> 4. Address fatphobia in our spaces especially in food justice/sustainable food movements
> 5. Work to combat sizeism and prioritize fat liberation as a part of radical movements when keeping it real goes wrong
>>79957443
t. Trigglypuff
>>79953190
This one never gets old
>>79952785
underage little boy, you're just mad because you got cucked
>>79954807
They should put it down...the woman not the dog.
>>79952785
>Projecting your own shortcomings on the flaws of other people.
Congratulations, OP, you're a Nigger.
>>79955835
This is unbelievable.
>>79955724
Imagine the smell from her thighgap.
>>79957570
why do you people put a t. before things
>>79955825
They are. The thing is, I've heard multiple examples of people failing without having been corrected during the test. The instructor just felt like failing these people for some petty reasons. It's unbelievable that even after 10 lessons you're literally as good as 50% of the people on the road. People who have the licence still make mayor fuck ups. Oh well, that's the fucking law I guess. I just wonder when tests will stop being tightened. Because since tests existed they've been made harder and harder.
>>79955621
and this is why socialized medicine is a misteak.
YRYL
>>79957931
t. Alberto Barbosa
it means regards, or something like that
>>79957931
It comes from this spurdo comic, don''t have the entire thing but spurdo Obama calls himself t. Obama
>>79957443
>Address fatphobia in our spaces especially in food justice/sustainable food movements
What a horrendous thing to say.
>>79955825
Why though?
Our are the Dutch just retards?
>>79954926
i refuse to believe this
>>79959274
I swear, the lack of self-awareness in these people. They must be immune to cringe.
>>79960159
Self-unaware, yet completely self-obsessed. How do they do it?
The worst part is that they claim to be standing up for others. Maybe if that bitch stopped eating so much, sustainable food wouldn't seem like a pipe dream anymore. But no, she's going to put what little energy she can muster into inserting herself as an oppressed person to alleviate the white guilt she's been brainwashed into feeling. What a cow.
>>79957443
>>79957931
It's the Finnish way of indicating a signature.
To fight the feminism, we must think like the feminist. No this doesn't involve gaining 50 pounds, and ranting about how curvy you are on social media. We must fight fire with fire. The root of modern feminism is being the professional victim.
>I can't get a good job because I'm a women
>women should be paid more
>It's wrong it hit a girl
>rape
>rape!
>NO SERIOUSLY RAPE.
If modern feminism of based on being the victim, we must be the bigger victim, rather pretend to be the bigger victim. We must cause dissent in their ranks. We must turn feminist against feminist.
You've all heard about the health at every size movement. HAES for short. Basically a bunch of hamplanets and wildebeests bitching about how they should be accepted for being fat. 9 times out of 10 these Jabba wannabes are feminists. We must put on our ham-suits and pretend to be undesirable feminists.
Things along the lines of
>If you're what society views as sterotypically beautiful, you can't be a feminist.
>You can't be an attractive feminist because you've never been discriminated against.
>Thin, pretty... can't be a REAL feminist.
Take to social media, tumbler, anything. You can even do it in work and social situations, but you have to change your tactics. Remember in this situation you're not arguing your opinion. You're restating what you heard feminists say. That way, you're never wrong.
It should look like this:
>I heard that feminists are now saying, that if you're thin or somewhat attractive, you're not a real feminist.
>I know Jacky, isn't that ridiculous... you should be able to be a feminist as well.
Turn the fatties against the skinnies, then the skinnies against the fatties.
Step 2. We turn feminism against Islam but we'll see how this goes first.
>>79958289
>You should stay fat because you don't know how are you going to be as a thin person
>>79957443
>Fatness has little to nothing to do with health.
>>79953190
hypopocrisy
>>79960928
If there's one thing you Ausfags have proven you can do well, it's dividing and conquering. As long as your enemy isn't of the avian persuasion.
>>79960935
>You should keep smoking because you probably won't be able to quit for more than 2-5 months anyways
These people are so fucking destructive it's hard to laugh at this point.
>>79952785
As funny as these threads are, don't make the mistake of thinking that you're any better than the the fat fucks you mock.
You know what you guys have in common with fatasses? YOU'RE BOTH EQUALLY UNDESIRABLE TO WOMEN.
Fucking lol. Come on guys, I mean seriously. You gymcels post all day about fat hate, yet at least fatasses actually have some temporarily enjoyment from gluttonous hedonism. You guys on the other hand eat nothing but BROCCOLI and CHICKEN, you LIFT SEVERAL TIMES A WEEK, and you...
I wonder, you'd think with all that effort, you guys must be drowning in pussy right? I mean surely, girls like guys with m-muscles... r-right?
Oh wait, yeah.
YOU DO ALL THAT AND GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING FROM IT. LMFAO.
If you don't have alpha genetics, you are AS attractive as the whales posted ITT, in the eyes of women. If you don't make the GENETIC cut, it's pointless even trying.
You guys mock these people - I don't blame you for that, it IS funny to laugh at retarded hamplanets. It's just that you guys put SO MUCH EFFORT IN, you CONSTANTLY hit the gym, and... you get as much female interest as a 500lb basement dweller.
Lmao at your lives.
>>79954745
>I can sit up unassisted
THIS ISN'T AN ACHIEVEMENT. How can they be so delusional?
>>79961738
sorry for the embarressment fellow brits
>>79961738
This is /pol/, not /fit/.
How can fat people be real if calories aren't real?
>>79961738
Calm down, stop projecting, you sound like a woman. Can't speak for everyone here, but I don't put SO MUCH EFFORT IN. I've never even set foot inside a weight room. My big secret to fitness is that I don't eat shitloads of awful food, and I don't insist on driving everywhere that is within reasonable cycling or walking distance.
>>79961738
Spotted the whale.
Honestly I don't see why we don't instill mandatory military service at 16-18 so that just before Uni age kids get fit, healthy, and strong. They will have self respect and will value hard work through forced achievement under the military.
The military wins because you have the entire teenage generation at their prime recruiting age with 2 years military discipline and training who most likely a lot more than currently would sign up instead of going back to civilian life. You would also have an entire population taught correct weapon handling etc the benefits are endless and the last 2 years of high school are growing increasingly worthless, at least here no one cares if you left school at 15 or finished high school, because any job with minimum education requirements are almost all tertiary.
16 year olds sent into 2 years mandatory military service would save the west.
>tfw you have a fetish for fat girls but openly talk about how you hate their lifestyle choices
>>79961738
mad?
>>79953692
>Australia
>Missus
Kangaroos can't get driving licences
I think this guy also did that pronoun rant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYp41pHMmec
>>79961738
eat another scone, fatty
Well, another consequence of foregetting our christian values.
Gluttony and laziness are capital sins for a reason.
>>79960835
>>79955539
sad story
>>79961738
>Thinking I lift for da pussi b0ss
SMDH Fampai. Being fit feels good and I enjoy feeling good. The pussy is just a side effect.I really hope this is just you baiting.
>>79952785
>failing any exam
>ever
Step it up lad.
But yeah, fat people are gross, stupid and lazy.
>>79955463
Fucking eat raw fruits and vegetables. Remember, hunger pains are not a bad thing. They're part of normal life. You don't have to be comfortable all the time.
>>79962220
Buy a set of weights. It's amazing how many exercises you can do with just a dumbell
>>79952785
I want to pump her full of my cum half a dozen times a day
>>79962540
Me too man. Me too
>>79962540
Hopefully you live in the Midwest. We got plenty of fatties here
>>79961738
Lol, half an hour to an hour of working out at home each day is not TONS of effort. Exercising and eating healthy make you feel good, you fat fuck. It's not for the women. It's for you. Women are attracted to healthy individuals, so it doesn't hurt, but it's for my health.
>>79963065
Lmfao at your life. I bet you're one of those white incels who moved to SEA because normal women don't like him. Absolutely pathetic.
>>79961738
What about the PIZZA?
>>79963300
how do these people get through the day?
the simplest tasks got to be impossible for these whales.
>>79963300
Can you even get to her vagina? How does this logistically work?
>>79962220
>Fitness
>Not eating too much and riding a bike
Lift you fucking faggot.
>>79953190
every time i see this cunt i wanna puke.
she is so fat her eyeballs are fat
and she is trying to eat her own face
Has HAES and body positivity officially become the war on attractive women?
Did the patriarchy make attractive women attractive to opress full-bodied persons?
>>79963533
thats one smug af kid
would be a great dad for and play sports with regulary
>>79962778
>Fat != unhealthy
False
>Diets don't work
True. Eating less works though.
>Humans deserve respect and dignity
True
>(Even unhealthy ones)
False
>Stop fat shaming
Not a reason. And no.
>"Obesity crisis" is funded by diet companies
False and what?
>Fat discrimination is real
True, good
>All bodies are good
False
>>79963249
Might cobble together a 20-30lb dumbbell and 80lb barbell out of old brake discs.
>>79963583
>faggot
I'll take that from any flag except yours or mine, cockbreath.
>>79963778
That's Elliot Rodger, you bimbo.
>>79963981
>That's Elliot Rodger, you bimbo.
[joke]--->
[you]
>>79963981
>That's Elliot Rodger, you bimbo.
Elliot Rodger had some killer tranny potential. He should have become a woman instead of being upset about to them to the point of killing people.
>>79963980
Watch the video that I posted.
>>79955835
I really like the kid with the bike story.
>>79961738
Fresh pasta , everyone!
>>79955621
Whenever someone mentions that we should have free healthcare I always show them this.
>tfw lost 40 pounds over a year or so
all I did was run a bit and eat less
all I need to do now is lose 20 more and i'll be a normal human bean.
>>79964176
I did for a few minutes but it crapped out for some reason. Basically TLDW/green texted the video. HAES people really are dumb.
>>79964103
Where/what was the joke? That Elliot Rodger didn't play sports enough as a child?
>>79964158
Narrow shoulders, high cheekbones, big juicy lips, and a submissive personality to boot. Would have been top-tier boipuss.
>>79957443
>food justice
>>79963981
If theres one compound exercise worth doing, its probably deadlifts. Squats are an honoraryan second place, but probably not so great if you are going to use some cobbled together stuff, when you get heavy you need a rack to be safe.
Anyway deadlifts will pack on muscle on your upper back and generally give your torso a more pleasing V shape, rather than the shapeless rectangular droop most guys tend to have.
>>79963482
>Women are attracted to healthy individuals
LMFAO.
Gymcels are fucking DELUSIONAL. You think 'hurr i'll just get bigger and bigger hurr yeah thatll work", as if throwing muscle at the problem is going to fix it. women, like ALL humans, are looking for GENETIC BEAUTY. Symmetry among shape and proportion. Shaping isn't a once way street of getting bigger you fucking retards.
You will NEVER have Chad's nose, lips, brow, shoulders, hairline, hair, pupils, cheekbones, chest, nipples, jawline, jew density, teeth, and ON and ON and ON. Women LAUGH at you for being swollen try hards. An ugly swollen potatoes is still an ugly potatoe. You hooked on to the lifting community because you thought you could escape genetics. You poured EVERYTHING into it, becoming supremacists about it, but you are only superior IN YOUR OWN FANTASIES. Just like the other aspects of /pol/. LMFAO.
>>79964323
You are already a real hero.
Its funny, As shitpost worthy as these threads start out, you'll get in depth conversations. How does /pol/ keep doing this?
Seriously though, I blame all these new "psychologists" for bringing up all this fat acceptance shit
>>79964754
Because life is one giant shit-post.
>>79964673
>Chad's pupils
>>79964597
I hear squats can be troublesome, thanks for the heads up. Never having regularly lifted a barbell before, this will take some getting used to.
>>79964673
>Women LAUGH at you for being swollen try hards.
Confirmed DYEL :^) Enjoy never having women literally gasp when they see your body.
>You poured EVERYTHING into it
>Implying lifting takes all the time you have in a week
HAHAH so mad!
>>79964597
>If theres one compound exercise worth doing, its probably deadlifts
LMFAO.
I swear, gymcels are some of the stupidest fucking people I have EVER encountered. I mean seriously, you guys risk PERMANENT DEBILITATING INJURY to please some fat fuck powerlifting autist Mark Rippetoe when YOU LITERALLY REAP NO OTHER BENEFITS FROM IT.
>deadlifts will pack on muscle on your upper back and generally give your torso a more pleasing V shape
LMFAO. The only thing that gives you a "V-Shape" is YOUR FUCKING UNCHANGEABLE SKELETON. LMFAO at thinking building half an inch of muscles on your shoulders is going to mean SHIT compared to your fucking clavicle BONES and HIPS. If you find an exercise that changes your BONES, as in the things that ACTUALLY FUCKING MATTER, please let me know.
Don't you get it? It's GENETICS that matter. Evolution and reproduction isn't about who WORKS HARD, it's about WHO HAS THE BEST FUCKING GENES.
Lifting weights to "become attractive" is like playing basketball to become tall and black. Unless you're BORN with it, you're FUCKED.
>>79965117
>Enjoy never having women literally gasp when they see your body.
Lmfao. Women "gasp" over guys with HEIGHT, FACE and FRAME. ALL THINGS ENTIRELY DETERMINED BY GENETICS.
You're probably one of those /fit/ morons who believes any girl who looks in his direction is "mirin". Lmfao. I remember when I was that delusional.
Seriously, /fit/ "mirin" posts are a fucking joke. It's all shit like:
>f-female c-cashier smiled at me :)
>45 year old woman complimented my arms!
>a girl asked me for a lighter haha i didnt have one but it shows she trusted me and was interested maybe giving an indication she liked m-
UNTIL YOU'RE ACTUALLY HAVING SEX, YOUR "MIRES" DON'T MEAN SHIT.
LMFAO at gymcels. These are things that happen to EVERYONE.
I'm 5'9", fat as FUCK, I have a face even a mother couldn't love and as and guess what? Cashiers REGULARLY "smile" at me, I OFTEN get asked for lighters or directions and NONE OF IT MEANS SHIT!!! Fucking LMAO. Face it, attraction is determined by GENETIC factors. If you don't have height, face and frame, you're FUCKED. And yes, girls at clubs will "gasp" over the UGLIEST GUYS ALIVE. Don't think they ACTUALLY like you for a SECOND.
>>79965076
I started with an empty bar because im 5'10 and I slimmed down to about 9 stone 2lbs, that's about 128 lbs in yank units.
First off I was positioning the bar ridiculously high up on my neck, which was causing one half of my body to tingle and go numb, so I stopped that pretty quick or I'd have paralysed myself. You want to do a low bar squat which is where the bar is basically resting across where your shoulder blades are.
I had to use a pussy pad (a foam pad) for a while because I literally didn't have enough muscle to hold the bar in place comfortably, I was just skin fat and bones. But I've built up enough muscle now I genuinely wondered why I ever needed it.
>>79965420
Sweet Jesus, is getting angry over the internet the only way you're losing calories?
fat guys are generally pretty damn funny and fun to be around
why can't fat women be funny and fun to be around?
>>79952785
I don't know how you fucked up, opie, but you were likely falling in the 40% pool of required driving exam fails. My instructor told me about some people still failing while driving perfectly. I had the same my first time although I made no errors that would endanger other drivers.
>>79965123
>Unless you're BORN with it, you're FUCKED.
Do you believe that eugenics work 100%?
It's possible for two "good looking" parents to give birth to a ugly child. You need to take biology courses.
>>79965123
I know your are shit posting, but I still don't get it.
I lift because I lost weight and muscle, and wanted to gain it back. Im well aware people have naturally different torso shapes, im a classic rectangle. But I've packed on a decent amount of muscle and its given me a better more pleasing shape than I had before.
>PERMANENT DEBILITATING INJURY
You should probably stop getting your lifting info from crosshits.
>>79965420
5'9"
Fat as fuck
Ugly
Muh genetics!!!!
>>79965123
>>79965420
>I'm 5'9", fat as FUCK, I have a face even a mother couldn't love
Sucks 2 b u m8
>>79965545
How long have you been lifting? How many sets/reps per day?
>>79958289
>fat athletes
>>79965123
Not him but having nice delts and lats has a huuuge impact on your v-taper. Of course your skeleton plays a role but it doesn't help the guy in the left got a core so massive he could take bullets, and ugly bulging traps which means you're shit out of luck and simply have to stop training them, not make them grow into mountains on your shoulders. that guy is not exactly going out of his way to have an aesthetic body.
>>79965123
you are incorrect about every argument you just made.
i dont know who told you these things, or if you decided them on your own, you do not understand anatomy or physiology.
you are incorrect. you need to think about things some more, this is delusion. you are uneducated.
>you are wrong, don't try to correct anyone anymore.
>>79966035
To be fair that bitch is probably American, so she lives in a country where morbidly obese baseball negros are considered athletes.
>>79966119
>LALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU YOU'RE WRONG LALALALALALA
Lmfao.
>>79963980
Thank you based swede, there is hope for your country after all.
>>79966019
I started a 5x5 program about a year back, but because I was a noob doing it on my own I injured myself with my poor squatting form. Took a 3 month break, restarted.
I only bother with a quick workout ~3 times a week, and each one is a rotation between squats, bench presses, barbell rows, overhead press and deadlift.
Its all very much beginner tier stuff, and I won't get ripped like the guys you see on mens health magazines. But I do it because its quick and easy and I put on muscle. If I want an adonis tier body, I'd have to put equivalent effort into diet and intensive 5 days a week split isolation stuff.
3 hours a week is fine by me, just a good way to keep in shape and pack on a bit of muscle.
>>79957443
>Health is not entirely within our control
YES IT FUCKING IS ITS LIKE THE ONE THING YOU ARE GUARANTEED TO ALWAYS HAVE CONTROL OVER EVEN MAX SEC PRISONERS GET EXERCISE TIME RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>79966053
Aren't "small man piloting a big man" traps a classic sign of steroid use?
FATPOWER!
>>79965420
So how's that keyboard exercise working out for you Jabba? Maybe with enough effort you'll be able to fit a ring on your sausage links.
>>79966575
Sounds like it's working well, I don't think a really intensive workout regimen would suit me either. I'll probably focus mostly on my upper body, at least in the beginning. Don't wanna have tree trunks for legs.
>>79966888
>I'll probably focus mostly on my upper body, at least in the beginning. Don't wanna have tree trunks for legs
This is one of the biggest mistakes in bb. You won't get tree trunk legs by doing light weight squats. Especially if you didn't workout for several years. Its not an good excuse not to do them.
Either way its your call.
>>79965420
Mate you're british. Of course people will ask you for a lighter or directions, we ask homeless people for those things too, Sanjeet in the Happy Shopper knows my name and I say hi to his kids. Welcome to the UK, you could be the biggest, smelliest cunt and we'd still say thank you if you let us cut the queue.
Also you are coming across as a salty obese chav. I'm dying from shame we share the same flag. Stop.
>>79966784
OM NOM NOM NOM
>>79965420
Who hurt you?
>>79966035
Linemen can be very fat.
>>79967106
It's just that cycling has made my thighs pretty meaty, and I already have a kinda prominent ass, so I don't want to bloat anything further down there. I'll probably start doing squats after I've worked on my torso and arms for a while.
It's mind-blowing the effort fat people will put into justifying their fatness while simultaneously putting no effort into leading a healthier lifestyle
>>79953239
My fav.
>>79966888
>>79967106
Yeah they are worth doing, helps that test production or so im told and is just a good all round exercise. If you don't want legs to get bigger, don't add more weight just maintain what you are at.
I am happy i lost a ton of weight and never ended up like this, it looks like I'm gonna make it pol. I just need to lost 15 more pounds to be at perfect weight. These people know they are bad off but gave up hope its easier that way they simply broke under the weight of their shame.
>>79955724
What am I looking at?
>>79964323
Yes I basically did that, and cut out sugar drinks and snacks pretty much. Enough willpower to stay consistent made me drop 50-60 lbs in about half a year
>>79965123
>>79965420
>2016
>Being this much of a genetic determinist
When will the memes end?
>>79967758
Okey doke, thanks to you and Germanbro for helping me start on the path to /fit/izenship.
>>79968057
Happy for you, much respect for taking control of your health!
>>79966786
No idea, there's like a thousand contradicting "classic" signs of steroid use floating around. All I know is some guys have fuckugly traps and others don't, and if you do, best course of action is to not do shrugs every day like you dig the coleman look
>>79967572
So can Sumo wrestlers. That's part of the job description though, getting big to compete isn't the same as getting big because you're a lazy hedonistic cunt.
>>79970525
Shoop
>>79963572
Slap her thigh real hard and surf in on the wave
So I'm currently working on being less of a fatty fatty bo batty, and I'm currently trying out some advice I got from /fit/.
The basics I got now are:
>have one thirty minute sessions of straight moderate exercise a day
>cut down on bread, red meat
>cut out soda and fried foods
>more water
>more chicken and fish
>less than 2000 calories a day
Is this a good start?
>>79961738
>>79963533
>>79964673
>>79965123
>>79965420
>>79966378
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>>79952785
Are you 16 years old? MODS!
>>79952785
yet you failed.
>fail cause of lack of knowledge on how to drive safe
>instructor doesn't give you a license which proceeds to stop you from getting yourself or others killed
>HES FAT SO FUCK HIM
Why did Santa touch you when you were young?
>>79953239
There was a more recent screen cap from /b/ that said:
>Why do they need hammers when they can just stand on them.
Pretty funny desu.
>>79955075
It's an addiction, like cigarettes people just say they'll quit whenever they want and then 20 years later you have lung cancer
>>79958134
>misteak
>>79957443
>Health is not a moral obligation
The strain I put on tax payers to subsidize the health risks I have failed to minimize have no moral implications.
Jesus Christ
>>79959340
No; it's a means of surreptitiously disincentivising driving. In other words, the system us digged to fail as many as possible. I wouldn't be surprised if there were mandatory failure quotas.
>>79965420
If you did a situp every time you typed in caps you would look like Captain America.
Jesus Christ you're amusing.
>>79972248
it's a good plan. the calories part is the crucial part for losing weight, the rest is for being fit.
lie to /fit/ about your lifts if you want but don't ever cheat on your calorie math.
>>79953190
>thank you for ruining my life
>>79963224
>Le diet of raw fruits and vegetables
Meme-tier. Enjoy your diabetes, perpetual obesity, and nogainz.
>BUT I NEVER SED HE CULDNT EAT MEAT
Then tell him to eat meat, and not sugar-rich carballoons. Vegetables yes, fruits are off the table. Those are a treat, and a diet for monkeys.
>>79957159
And chocolate milk.
>>79972248
Defintiely. Use Scooby's fat loss calculator to get a good sense of appropriate caloric intake. All the others are great. Except red meat. Keep eating that shit, it's delicious. Mmm.
>>79972714
reddit pls
>>79972248
Excellent start.
>>79957818
How do you think us Easterners feel about all this bullshit?
>>79961638
fat chicks are super hypocrites..every damn time they talk about dont judge me they always are paired with a fit man...but we shouldn't judge them on their weight
>>79953190
That's the thing about feminists. All they do to attack is to try and tell their opponent how they SHOULD feel and try to shame and cuck them into making decisions. Trying to emotionally manipulate them. If the opponent don't comply or react, they try to dox him and get him fired until his life is shattered to pieces because some fatasses feelings were hurt.
Ever notice how they always say they have depression or anxiety on their blogs? they don't know the proper way out by sobering up or are way too emotional around the "easy" wait out by suicide which they so often think of while going to sleep at night -- so they try to bring others down to their level.
I feel like I had something else to say but I forgot
>>79963572
Better question:
Where in Hell even IS her vagina?
>>79973263
If they jumped the earth might start revolving around them and they would never land
>>79963644
fat fucks in Britain actually tried to have that advertising campaign banned. not, as you'd expect from a Sharia nation, because it shows too much skin, but because it "implies that other body types are inferior". cunts
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-33340301
>>79975104
I should post pics of my dick saying that i need a woman to love every inch of me all over social media
>>79975701
Proxy flag much?
>>79954745
Couldn't they just stop eating? Entirely? Just have water next to them for hydration.
But that's what fat is for-- to store energy. So they stop eating and drink water for weeeks and they lose a ton of weight.
>>79955724
THIS WOULD BE ILLEGAL IN EUROPE
>>79975599
Mayor khan got those types of ads banned in london. Totally not cause sharia tho. Totally.
>>79952785
Why are you such a failure, OP? Why do you fail more even than people who can't manage their own diets?
>>79955724
>>79962540
This desu senpai
I like fat chicks but sheiit being fat only benefits muh dik
And only certain kind of fat
>>79955621
Tbh now we've left the EU everything socialist has to go, starting with this financial black hole (except for life threatening stuff maybe)
>>79975879
Pretty sure that your first post >>79975701 was already correct for you Sweden
>>79966053
You're skeleton doesn't have an impact, your muscle origins and insertions do though.
>>79961738
>>79963533
>>79964673
>>79965123
>>79965420
>>79966378
>caring about female (((""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""opinions"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" and """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""tastes"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""")))
i can see where the frustration comes from
also >>79972623
>>79964323
>all I did was run a bit and eat less
I did this and lost 32kg since January. Now I just need to lose around 15kg. I have no idea how those lardasses manage to get so fat.
>>79955835
Kid with the bike story made me smile, thanks man
>>79976011
There was an experiment like that like 40 years ago. They were feeding a fatty only with some protein, supplements and water, nothing else. It took about a year for him to return to normal weight, but interestingly, he never became fat again.
All those whales should be put on this kind of treatment if they want to keep their gibmedats.
>>79976011
That does carry health risks. The best thing would be for them to adopt lasting changes which cause a steady weight loss. The problem is that diets shouldn't be temporary, they should represent permanent change.
>>79967620
What is really sad is how so many of these people are willing to sacrifice years of life just for the short lived joy of eating junk food. Tell them to just cut down their soda intake to once a week or so and watch the crazy excuses fly. The ones that get to me the most are the "freak accident" excuses. Something like "Well, what if I die tomorrow? What good will not having that soda have been then?". Sure you could get hit by a car tomorrow, or die in a shooting or get hit by lightning. But odds are you're not. And if your biggest regret with dying is not having that soda, you've got some issues to work out.
>>79952785
>Failed a retarded driving exam.
>Thinks they are better than fat people.
I've got news for you, OP; You're a worthless, retarded piece of shit.
>>79954807
Rage every fucking time.
>>79955835
The story with the chick complaining about a lack of fat people in Les Miserables simply cannot be real.
>>79964251
>>79977428
You know she probably trashed it or increased the daily lard amount.
Reminds me of a time i'm pretty sure I saw the demise of a relationship between 2 large people.
They were both around 300ish pounds and the guy always got a mocha breve, a breve is made with half and half instead of milk.
She would get some blended drink that was like 1000+ calories.
One day he comes in and orders a small skim milk latte with no flavor instead, ask him if this is his new normal drink he says yeah that he is trying to cut back. Told him good for you man.
His woman comes up and laughs at him and orders the drink she does and tells him he is just a lightweight.
I have not seen those two together since then.
>>79964323
Keep it up, Anon.
>>79954926
fake
>>79954763
At a Driving test, I answered D on a question where the choices were A,B and C
>>79964323
I went through something similar after gaining a good bit of weight during my fraternity days during college. keep it up dood.
>>79976975
>32 kilos
God damn man, good on you. Where'd you start if you dont mind my asking?
Is this what people refer to as "high testosterone" girls?
>>79955621
These people deserve to die
>>79955621
>>79955724
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>>79957443
>key takaways
Like chinese, indian...
>>79980424
No, fat aromatizes test to estroegen. These are estrogen ridden wildebeast.
>>79980882
>>79980882
He's talking about the /fit/ meme. High test threads are about thick girls who could bear lots of children that high test alpha males would want to fuck, it's not saying the girls have high test.
>>79980424
No these retarded whales are not high test
You know what, we should be somewhat happy landwhales exist. Never in human history has an "obesity epidemic" been an issue, and it shouldnt be today. However, the upside is that eventually health issues will catch up with all the fat people leaving more room for normal homosapiens. Hell, maybe some of them won't even get to reproduce. Just think of it as a slow Darwinian cleansing of this planets population.
>>79955463
Wish you the best anon.
Good luck with the gains!
>>79960928
Can we turn feminism against trans? Make woman feel like having their own bathroom is a right.
>>79973885
It's a joak.
>>79961738
>actually have some temporarily enjoyment from gluttonous hedonism
Immediately accompanied by crushing depression.
Hey guys, I just recovered from a sports injury and already my muscles are huge and my and look great...but I'm about to go to college. Will I really gain weight? I just want to keep in shape while studying a lot...is this even possible?
>>79954807
iirc the woman did eventually lose the weight and her dog is healthy as well
can't cite sources, but that's what I faintly remember someone mentioning another time it was posted
Gaining and losing weight is really easy
>Gained 40lbs from leading an unhealthy lifestyle
>oh shit
>workout
>20lbs down since last month
If you stay a landwhale it's 100% your decision, don't act as if it wasn't just because you're lazy
>>79981349
How about the fact that males -- often WHITE males -- are appropriating women's experiences and reinforcing binary gender norms?
In fact I'm pretty sure this is already a point of view held by some feminists, I remember my gender-obsessed sister caterwauling about this sort of thing a while ago.
But as for bathrooms, those are literally "safe spaces" for women, right? Just because a man is wearing a dress doesn't mean he's allowed in there!
>>79982206
I've heard (this could be bullshit) that stress and poor dietary habits, both of which are in ample supply for college students, can contribute to weight gain.
>>79957804
>>79957641
>>79961738
Why would you fatties browse a thread that says clearly in the title "Fat Shaming".
It's like you whales want to be triggered.
ITT:
/pol/lacks fall for an incredibly standard /fit/ pasta and shitposter.
>>79964323
Good work, great dedication. Losing weight doesn't just make you look physically nicer. It gives you a stronger jawline, nicer face, cleaner smell, etc. Best of luck.
>>79961738
This is actually a /fit pasta
>>79976011
fat will give you calories
you still need your proteins, vitamins/minerals, and lipids
so mineral water with protein powder and a droplet of peanut oil followed by vitamin supplements would be enough to live off of I guess.
>>79953190
>ruining my life
>mfw women were supposed to be strong
>>79983121
That guy was pasted the level of butthurt for satire. He was raging.
>>79976011
Fat is energy to survive, but you'll still get sick without vitamins and shit and end up with scurvy or something. If you take supplements or eat some very vitamin rich low calorie foods along with water, you'll be fine.
I think there was a guy in Scotland who was very fat and lost a lot of weight by eating nothing except beer and water. He was monitored by doctors though, and it could be false. But I read it on the internet so it's probably true.
>>79958066
If you tried making our tests harder you'd get called a racist.
>>79985510
>1.85MB for that
talk about bloat
>>79985928
>eating
>beer and water
>>79975545
There's so many moist sweaty rolls that even using flour isn't helping locate anything
>>79980424
no, this is a high test girl
>>79985928
Lol.
She's doing it for attention.
It's a one time thing.
Most likely a Jewess
>>79986912
;^)
>>79982869
Thanks. I only have healthy food so I should be okay. I just want time to have sex/work out/ draw an play music while I'm studying...but I doubt it, maybe every now and then which is alright I guess
>>79962540
this, but traps/trannies
>>79986912
Wrong, this bitch is high test
>>79955835
>bike story
Sometimes I think the world isn't only filled with darkness
>>79965420
In denial
>>79986569
beer is liquid bread bro. do you eat soup?
>>79972623
I'm reading it as
>laughing my fat ass off
because this is clearly one mad fatty
What happens when one of these megafats dies? Like the ones who look like they have become one with their bed. Do they need to remove the roof and get a crane or do they dismember the corpse into manageable pieces?
>>79965420
Lmfao just stop eating lard ass. Fucking pathetic faggot.
>>79989882
they crane them out and sink them in the ocean to create artificial reefs
>>79955835
>"It us not shallow of me to only date gorgeous people."
>"But the thin people are shallow if they can't find me attractive"
>>79957443
This is straight up scary. How far gone into pure delusion and madness are these leftist fucks?
>>79990654
Aww, what's the matter, did I hurt you gymcel?
I actually DO lift, I'm just not stupid enough to think it'll make me more attractive to women.
I'm fucking sick of you self improvement fags. You POISON the minds of young naive men by telling them they can get become more attractive through "lifting", which is COMPLETE BULLSHIT.
I mean, I can forgive a 15 year old kid doing pushups because he thinks girls like muscular guys (him falsely mistaking Chad's success to his muscles, rather than his HEIGHT, FACE and FRAME), because he's young and doesn't have much life experienced.
But you guys in your 20s, who've spent THREE YEARS LIFTING in the hopes of helping you get laid (don't lie, you DO lift for girls) and you've got NOTHING from it except an oversized, muscular physique. Yet you think... gymcelling somehow makes you more attractive... When you've got literally no results from it?
That is TEXTBOOK PSYCHOSIS. You ignore the BLATANT EVIDENCE for what girls ACTUALLY LIKE (i.e. GOOD GENETICS), and instead you tell yourself shit like "I-i just gotta push myself harder brah!" while ignoring the fact that NONE OF THE GUYS WHO ACTUALLY GET WOMEN DO ANY OF THIS SHIT.
>>79955075
>I really don't understand how people can just lie to themselves like this.
Like most all liberals they suffer from severe mental illness.
>>79991396
You sound like you need to hit the gym, bro.
>>79963533
Eurasian Tiger, is that you? Congrats on being one of the 3 people to actually get banned by site admins.
>>79989882
they make candles
>>79989882
They get cremated and since they contain such high amounts of fat the whole building burns down.
>mfw people wont believe me
>>79990825
>sink
fat floats retard
>>79962213
a calorie is a measurement of energy right? Don't get me wrong, they're retarded, but i can at least see where their misconception comes from.
>>79952785
Sorry to hear about that, m8.
It took me 15 times in two different states at 3 different motor vehicle departments to get mine.
Hang in there. Just keep at it, and you'll get it.
