Meanwhile, on /biz/..
Just when I thought that communal /pol/ nod of approval cartoon was useless and shit. So appropriate right now.
God speed /biz/nessmen.
>>79948058
They should display flags on biz too.
>>79948655
No need. It's literally Jews: The Board
Lel
>>79948058
brilliant. very quick thinking
>>79948058
I've spent a lot of time learning how rich people think. I realize one thing that separates them from poor people is that they are constantly thinking of ways to make more money. I've decided to adopt this way of thinking for my own benefit with great success.
So the idea is:
>exploit ads for the first wave of clicks
>then wait for ppl to complain about ads
>wait for shitstorm no. 1, in which people are triggered by the fact there are ads on a memorial page, so they keep clicking
>ask for donations or whatever to remove ads
>At the same time, create this guestbook, which will be like a 4chan thread
>people will literally swarm it
>let it be for a while
>don't moderate
>now it's time for shitstorm no. 2
>after some days, when your profits go low, open a thread on /pol/
>say you found the website and that there is no moderation for those who want to leave a message for the deceased
>ppl from pol will start flooding it with racist comments
>this is shitstorm no. 2, which will attract even more ppl
>but this will trigger shitstorm no. 3, which is even more BLM people coming to tell white supremacists off
>wait some days
>at some point triggered BLMs will contact you and ask about shitstorm no. 2
>just play ball and say you thought it useful and polite to make a memorial website
>feign to be SJW
>say you are disgusted
>say you don't have time. You put it online and let it be. Apologize
>then pretend to act... but come back at them saying there are too many comments to moderate
>ask for money / donations on the website, so visitors can fund the cleaning of such online slate
>>79949889
Merchant level: maximum
>>79949889
We have truly become our enemy.
>>79950142
>we
>>79950078
It's basically spin doctor level zero:
>get into a shitstorm
>link it to a turbine
>produce shit-propelled energy (a.k.a. cash)
If shitstorm is not there, just make sure one happens... e.g.
>channel different rivers of shit to create a flood,
>make a mess and then profit from it.
>Claim neutrality and make sure shitstorm happens on your premises so you will be asked in as a mediator
>invite (do not force) people to pay to make sure their crap is more valued than their opponents'
>always feign neutrality and naivety
>sit down and watch two kinds of baboons (albinos vs. monkeys) knife fight to death
>then sell their corpses to cheap butchers
>pocket cash
>enjoy
>79950142
I've never been anti-Jew (I was just Jewtral) but when I visited biz to post this I realized that maybe there is something to learn even from them.
>>79950367
>was
>>79950699
>kangz
>>79950699
MURCHENTS
>>79949889
>>79950534
>covering a shitstorm with a bigger shitstorm
this is fucking amazing
>>79950829
>and schnotz
>>79948950
>ID
> Noo Triton
what did kek mean by this?
>>79949889
oh /pol/
we have become the jew
>>79951024
>this is fucking amazing
Guys, that's the ABC of plutocracy.
This isn't theoretically different from what the USA did in Iraq and Afghanistan.
Didn't /pol/ teach you anything?
I mean, for fuck's sake, aside from conspiracy theories, that's what capitalism 2.0 is about.
All that fearmongering in the media, all those fake news outlets, all those movements and countermovements...
Most shit is done to sell flags and t-shirts.
Moreover, a lot of fucking economical theories meant for businessmen are based on the assumption nowadays you don't make cash out of production but out of producers who need to meet customers... or out of services.
Ever heard of the (now) old saying: don't buy and sell stuff. Just build a public house where sellers and buyers can meet... for a price.
That's how borkers make money: by acting on behalf of others and sharing some revenues.
That's how fucking amazon, ebay, kikebook, etc. work.
It's the same fucking basic logic.
Of course shitstorm are a nice addition. I daresay exploiting shitstorms is the typical pol touch that biz needs to kick off.
Am I saying something so remotely new?
>>79950078
>>79950142
>>79951268
I deeply understand the logics behind all of this merchant thing.
But I cannot apply themselves for my own egoistic gain for one single reason: I cannot bring myself to exploit others for my own gain.
Actually, being grown up as a socialist person it makes even more painful and sometimes I don't even like being paid because it feels like I'm doing something dirty if I get cash out of it.
If only I could override my morals... but I cannot!
So I just sit down and witness the inevitable.
>>79949889
>"All the money gained from ads will be spent for a good cause and in the memorial of Sterling."
>Niggers start clicking ads like crazy
>After you made enough dosh, upload a fake legal takedown picture from the police
>Ask on social media for donations to fight the case in court
Is it that easy?
>>79950699
Der judden
>>79949889
Honorary jew right here
/biz/ is honourary aryan board
>>79949889
Ummmm yeah do this
>>79951721
Niggers and children will eat anything
>>79948058
Nice thought. I bet if /biz/ has flags, we'd see yours in that post.
Please help make lemons into lemonade.
Call the DOJ, put them on auto dialer, pay a neighbor hood kid a few bucks to call.
> pic related.
From everything that happened today, there is no reason not to convict her for perjury. She lied under oath at a congressional hearing.
That's a felony. They won't convict her on email. Fine, help me play 3D chess. Call them and ask why she's not under charges for blatant perjury.
It's your right as a tax payer. Get involved, Carpe Diem. Do something other than complain.
Shit just copy pasta the fuck out of my post, if you don't want to do anything else. If WE don't do this, who will?
#rigged system
MAGA
>>79951721
>Is it that easy?
I'm not saying it will work.
There are risks involved.
But since anon has, supposedly, already taken the risk to purchase the domains (albeit low-risk), this means that it is worth attempting the "coup".
It might not work.
Or maybe the system might work only once out of 100 attempts (e.g. you have to try it over and over again every new event or something).
But 1 out of 100 is still a good rate of success. And when you succeed you supposedly get back your investment.
I'm not saying you're gonna be rich.
But suppose you invest $ 100 and get $ 3.000 back in one year. Worth it? Possibly. Worth your time? Maybe. It's a risk.
That's why I suggest doing shit like this "en masse". Not one off with a poor nigga who got shot. Do it for fucking everyone. This will give you a fair chance.
Making one single investment of time or cash and expecting a high return is stupid, but expecting a return after multiple investments have been done is more likely to succeed and make up for eventual losses (and there are always losses).
TL;DR:
>easy?
No
>can pull it off?
Why not?
>>79951710
>it feels dirty accepting other's hard earned shekels
Indeed, it weighs heavy upon my heart, but we must live, and though it pains me to know I've emptied the pockets of a fellow prole, whose sweat and toil made currency now resides within my wallet.
Commerce. We're all jews now.
>>79952152
I thought I was the only idiot who felt sick asking for cash.
I grew up in a small town... and people where asking me help with homeworks and shit. I obliged because I felt it was my duty to advance the community.
Results? 25 y.o. virgin. Well respected, but irremediably doomed.
It was when I migrated to an Anglo Country (or, better, to a Colony) that I realized I should have charged people at least for the afternoon lessons and homework. I started considering time and cash the same thing. Never do anything unless you get at least $ 20.00 per hour out of it (min wage is 16.75 AUD here). Otherwise just do something else unless you're desperate.
But it literally killed me inside. Not that I was better before. I was delusional in thinking somebody could notice all my contributions to the well being of the community. Some people whom I helped out of a "everyone deserves a chance" don't even salute me.
WTF. I know it sounds like a beta story and we're not on /adv/ anyways... but I still cringe. I am just glad I am not the only one.
Who is the idiot who posted >>79949889 in the original /biz/ thread hoping to be the first one, whereas in fact I had already posted it some comments above?
I won't beat you up. I promise.
>>79952648
dunno bro, not sure what causes this in people, and there are so very few of us out there.
it makes me feel sick to accept money from someone who i know can't really afford to part with it.
just feels dirty.
i'm not even sure by what means i could make an income and not feel like a god damned merchant.
>>79954079
Wageslave here, youre not missing out in the slightest
>>79948058
>short term interest
>buying and setting up a server for it
I doubt it's even profitable. /biz/ is full of get rich quick schemers .
>>79949889
we have become the jew
Nice, good on him.
>>79954466
But at least you're not a NEET.
no one manually enters urls anymore
>>79955459
No, but you can make them appear as Google first result... and then spread the word. Make a FB page and whatnot.
>>79949889
>>79949889
So this is.... how it feels...
To be a JEW.....
>>79949484
You have it almost correct. A better way to phrase it is that rich people have a high awareness of resources. Everything is a resource and the better you are at exploiting every available resource, the wealthier you are. This is true regardless of the economic system and in fact can be said to be a priori. Even in the absence of human systems, this is still what fundamentally defines and drives wealth, acquisition and use of resources
