I'll spend $1M on whatever /pol/ would like if I win! Kek wills it!
>>79913535
Shameless self bump! Any ideas /pol/ like $500k of sheriffs badges with Sheriff Trump on them?
>>79913535
Send pigs heads to every mosque in Australia and NZ
>>79913535
>I'll spend $1M on whatever /pol/ would like if I win! Kek wills it!
Buy $1m worth of Zyklon B and ship it to Auschwitz.
>>79914540
Try to keep it legal! That would come under a few laws and would also likely get me topped!
>>79914639
Why not something that's dangerous to humans?
These sick trips say you'll buy $1m in 4chan passes :^)
Round up like 10 prostitutes and give them boxing gloves and say the last one standing gets $500,000
>>79913535
can you send me $500 so i could take my gf on a trip to montreal like i always talk about?
Good luck OP. Thanks for the reminder. I talked myself out of swinging by Pak n Save on my way home from work. Now I remembered its lotto night I better go after all.
Mfw I will go to supermarket to buy something decent for dinner tonight. Ive had a huge day and was actually gonna have a bowl of weetbix
And what's the law in this country? I'm sure I heard lotto jackpots can never exceed $40 mil. Is that right?
>>79913535
Build a statue of kek and send it to an Egyptian museum.
Fund a stop Sam Hyde page
>>79913535
Good luck. Make a bronze statue of Kek and set it somewhere in tourist spot Sydney.
>>79913535
people that play the lottery are idiots
people that win the lottery are lucky idiots
>>79913535
10 feet tall Hitler statue made out of marble.
>>79915247
As an option - statue of merchant.
Gift me a toilet seat
>>79914540
And play their game by stuffing those heads with some explosives
>>79915572
>India
>Gift me a toilet seat
You need a toilet to put it on first.
>>79913535
Buy 1 million dollars worth of countertop granite, then mail it worldwide to people and instruct them to assault people with it.
Then you can have a real life counter- strike: global offensive.
(Just kill me)
>>79914992
Well if you win hunt me down and I'll have ridiculous pics of dogs in surrounded by bling from yesterday!
>>79915436
Good idea and put it somewhere pubic!
>>79915247
Why not all the major cities in O|z and NZ.
>>79915754
OMG stop assault granite! Could be seen as inciting murder though.
Buy $1m worth of tactical assault dildos
>Rent a plane
>Use the rest of the money to buy these stars
>Drop them all over Israel
>>79916190
Breaking laws but sending to 500k addresses would work!
>>79915754
This guy
>>79916005
>Why not all the major cities in O|z and NZ.
I don't know how much statue would cost. You need to make a real statue, like 2+ meters.
MORE LOTTO TICKETS XD
But for real, you're fucking retarded for playing this shit.
>ONLY 2 BUCKS LMAO
Buy literally anything else.
Just quit funding (((the lottery)))
>BUT IT LET'S ME DREAM
Why do you need to pay (((the lottery))) to fantasize about money you are not going to win?
>CAN'T WIN IF YOU DON'T PLAY
Can't win if you do play either.
I pay $2 for a cheeseburger.
In return, I have a 100% chance of winning a cheese burger.
I pay $2 for a lotto ticket I have a 100% chancs of getting a slip of paper worth significantly less than $2.
>EVERYONE HAS THE SAME CHANCE! BETTER PLAY WHEN IT'S HIGH
Statistically incorrect, ticket estimated value decreases the more people that play due to increased odds that the pot will be shared. Playing when it's high is actually worse.
Quit giving money to (((the lottery))).
>>79916817
Oh and one more for safe measure
>MUH SCHOOL FUNDINGS
Try to declare tax deductions on your lottery tickets. See how that pans out for.
If you were genuinely altruistic, you'd give it straight to the schools instead of giving it to (((the lottery))), who WILL declare that tax deduction.
>>79917049
I spend way too much on (((The Lottery))) like $200-300NZD per year.
If Kek wants me to win though I shall!
>>79916005
> Dogs surrounded in bling
That is stylin' it man. Totz class.
I know what I'll do. I'll buy weetbix for ever. I'll pay for all weetbix staff to go on holiday back to Samoa of wherever they come from. They deserve it, they've given me so much job and helped me grow into a big strong kiwi.
Send people on holiday of lifetime. But I stay home in NEET condition. I'd probably like to go with them.
>>79921002
TFW can't be a NEET anymore because too big a pile of cash!
I've met near shut ins with 7-8 digits on the balance!
