What's the most confusing day in Harlem?
>Father's day
What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
>A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven
This type of shit. Let's get going.
Pic unrelated
Whats the worst part of dating a japanese chick?
[spoiler] When you break up you gotta drop the bomb twice [/spoiler]
Only one? Really?
can someone post these i only have this one
>>79804474
Why don't they let black babies play in the sandbox?
>because the cats keep trying to bury them
>>79804474
What the difference between a nigger and a bucket of shit?
The bucket.
A black kid asks his mother, "Mama, what's capitalism?"
"Well, son, that's when white folks work every day so we can get all our benefits, you knows, like free cell phones, Section 8, EBT cards, WIC, free healthcare, an utility subsidy".
"But Mama, don't the white people get pissed off about that?"
"Sure they do, that's called racism!"
>Hey man, my grandfather died in a concentration camp.
Oh, really? Shoot, that sucks man!
>Yeah, he fell out of the sniper tower.
Alright, so there's a black man and a mexican in a car. Who's driving?
>The police officer.
>How do you fit twelve Jews in a car?
2 in the front seat, three in the back seats, and seven in the ashtray.
>What's the difference between a black man and a picnic table?
The table can support a family of four
>What do you say when you see your TV floating in the middle of the night?
"Nigga put that shit down!"
>What's faster than the nigger carrying your TV
His brother with your computer.
>>79805641
Sp00k warning next time, please. I almost fell out of my chair.
>>79804474
What do you call a black in a bar?
>A chicken
Why don't they let blacks in the bank?
>They kept stealing le pen
What did the black do in the street?
>He potholed
Why can't blacks swim?
>Because chicken bones kept getting caught in the drain.
Why don't black people like tall buildings?
>Because Michael Bolton music.
Why do black people like watermelon?
>Because snickers bars are too advanced for them. Too much nougat.
What do you call a tube of chocolate chip cookie dough?
Nigger jail bait.
>>79805983
>How do you fit twelve Jews in a car?
You can only fit 5.
2 in the front, 3 in the back, and none in the ashtray because the Holocaust never happened
>>79806379
>Denying mankind's greatest achievement
Let me believe that the Jews lost at least once.
Why do lions lick each other's assholes?
>to get the taste of nigger out of their mouth
>>79806488
>88
And they will lose again
>>79804474
What do you call a black dump truck driver?
>Inmate 6413
What do you call a black guy in a fancy restaurant?
>I don't know, no one has ever tried!
A black guy gets on a city bus and asks to be let off on 3rd St.
How do you kill a nader?
Throw a beer off a cliff.
How do you kill the whole tribe?
6 pack
What's long and black?
The unemployment line.
How do you keep niggers from hanging out in your front yard?
Hang em in the back instead.
What do you do when you see your TV floating across the room?
Yell DROP MY TV NIGGER
Why do sailors paint their ships black?
So they won't tip.
>>79806621
>alaska
damn son
All of the above, proof /pol/ isn't actually racist, poorest quality jokes I've ever heard.
Why is there cotton in Tylenol? So niggers remember they picked cotton before they sold drugs.
>>79804474
How are niggers and apples alike?
They both hang from trees.
>>79807754
Is that real?
>>79807871
Yes, niggers use to pick cotton.
you know there's a black guy in my family tree right?
>he's still hanging there
how was copper wire invented?
>two jews split a penny
why are there so many trees in harlem?
>transportation
how many polaks does it take to screw in a lightbulb
>2, one to screw it in the other to sue it
how do you drown a polak
>put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
how do you start a riot in brooklyn?
>roll a quarter down a hill
how do you stave a black man?
>put his food stamps under his work boots
A white guy, a black guy, and a mexican are sitting at a bar. A genie pops out of one of the bottles of beer they are drinking and offers to grant each one of them a wish.
>the black guy wishes for a perfect land and for all people of color to be separated from white people forever
>he and all other blacks and assorted people of color are instantly transported to this magical place
>the mexican guy wishes for an impenetrable wall to be built around this paradise so that no white man may ever enter this magical kingdom
>the mexican is too instantly transported to his new home in the magical place
>the genie asks the white man what he wants, but he first asks for a better description of this wall, is it really impenetrable? is the land really separating them from all white people forever?
>the genie says yes
>the white man says "fill it with water"
>>79806266
Perfect desert camo
>>79805641
Spooky.
>>79804474
What do you call a black guy on a bike?
A thief.
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a nigger.
What's the difference between 6 million jews and 6 million dollars?
>When you lose 6 million dollars you actually feel grudge
>>79808126
No. Not falling for that one again. I remembered in time.
>>79804474
http://niggermania.com/niggerjokes/
enjoy niggers
>>79808054
My guess, 20 minutes later she was visiting a hospital after getting sun poisoning.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-abarM4R_2o
>>79804474
>"waaaaaaa i left my house for the first time in months and black people made fun of me, better go on /Pol/ and spout racist bullshit from my basement"
>>79808418
trip fag
What did the little nigger child see when he looked up his family tree?
A gorilla throwing shit at him
Who was the first Black Man in college?
The Janitor
How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
What was the first source of motorized power on boats?
Stick the nigger's lips in the water and stomp on his nuts.
What's with all these copypasted reddit jokes?
A truck driver transporting a trailer full of black bowling balls was heading from Texas to Georgia. On the way, he noticed a car had stalled on the roadside and it just so happened that the occupants were two black men. He offered them a ride in the trailer to the closest service station and they hopped right in. A little further down the road he was stopped by a police officer to check his load, to which he obliged and opened the back of the trailer. Upon seeing the contents of the container he rushed back to his patrol car and radioed in for a no stop escort. When dispatch asked what was the situation, the officer responded, "I've got a truckload full of nigger eggs and two have already hatched, I sure as shit don't want any more of that brood in my state"
>>79805641
scared the fucking shit out of me
>>79805641
i dont get it.
>>79810196
There's a negress on the left
>>79810215
lel i love the word negress and yeah i just saw it.
Its right up there with nigglet.
Difference between a jewish sauna and a regular sauna?
5000 degrees
>>79808126
Jeez that got me
Why do black jews have it bad?
Because they have to sit at the back of the oven.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
>Juan-on-Juan
>>79808185
Why do Jews get circumcised?
>Shebrews can't resist anything that's 10% off.
What do you call a black doctor?
A nigger
>>79811555
>Triple-double
>>79806365
They were fucking terrible cunt.
>>79804474
why do black people stink?
>so blind people can hate them too
why do black people run so fast?
>all the slow ones are in jail
why is life like a bowl of jellybeans?
>nobody likes the black ones
why do black people like basketball?
>it involves running, shooting and stealing
How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?
When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton is picked off.
>>79810308
Welcome newfriend
>>79807754
look whos talking m8 that was lame as fuck
>>79808418
get out of my country
>>79805983
you see you Refrigerator floating away in the middle of the night.
>What do you say?
Nothing, that's a big ass Niger!!
>>79804474
A black and a mexican are in a car, who's driving?
The police
>>79806379
>>79804474
I love this shit.
https://youtu.be/Skuv_DF8nIY
Why did they put a aboriginal on the two dollar coin?
So children do put it in their mouths!
>>79806365
Is this some reddit humour?
Why do Jews have larger noses?
Because air is free.
>>79813181
Why did they make the aus $2 coin so thick?
So the queen cant smell the abo on the back
What is the only name unacceptable to give to a new born black baby boy?
>Da-dee
Why do all blacks, spics and jews deserve to be genocided?
Because fuck all minorities, the white man is superior!
>>79804474
Why do blacks have white palms?
Everyone has a little bit of good in em.
Why does Beyonce say "to the left, to the left"
Cuz blacks have no rights
What do you say to a black guy in a suit?
>Will the defendant please rise
Why are black dads considered super heroes?
>they all have the power of invisibility
How do you make a stealth plane for $120?
>Put a black dad on a Delta flight to Ohio
what's the difference between a negro and a car tyre?
>the tyre doesn't sing Blues if you put it in chains
What's the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman?
>One's on the cover of Playboy and the other's on the cover of National Geographic.
85% of black males say they enjoy sex in the shower.
>The other 15% haven’t been to prison yet
what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout?
>The boy scout always comes back from his camp
how are black people and tornados similar?
>It only takes one to ruin a neighbourhood
why doesn't mexico have an olympic team? >Because everyone who can swim, run, or jump is already in USA
>>79806365
Fucking kek. Next level shit.
what does a black man and sperm have in common?
>Only 1 in a million works
whats long and hard on a black man?
>The first grade
what do black guys have that is double size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?
>Their criminal record
why do jews like watching porn movies backwards?
>Because they like the part where prostitute give money back
why are black people hard to see at night?
>Because prisons don't allow visitors after dark
A negro walks in with a frog attached to his forehead.
>Doctor: how the fuck did this happen?
>Frog: i don't know, it all started with a mole on my ass
what do you get when you mix an octopus and a negro?
>i don't know, but it sure picks cotton nicely
what is the only positive thing in black people?>HIV test
what is the difference between a black guy and an elevator?
>An elevator can raise a child
whats the best way to keep a black man confused?
>Ask his father's name
why do black guys have red eyes after sex? >Pepper spray
whats a mexican's favourite sport?
>Cross country
how does a black man get into a legal business?
>Through the window
>>79804474
What separates the man from the beast ?
The Mediterrannea.
>>79806365
>>>/reddit/
What did an Alabama police officer say when he saw a negro shot 15 times?
>this is the worst case of suicide i've ever seen
What's the difference between a Red Cross field hospital and an ISIS training camp?
>I don't know either, I just fly the drone.
>>79806365
>Because chicken bones kept getting caught in the drain.
A black guy works at a bar, when a chinese walks in and yells from the door: get me a beer, nigger!
The black guy, still calmly, asks him what is the reason for insulting him, and tells him to stand behind the bar to see how it feels like being insulted for no reason, and the chinese agrees.
The black guy walks in and yells from the door: get me a beer, you gook!
and the chinese yells back: we don't serve no stinking niggers here!
A jew with an erection walks into a wall, he breaks his nose
>>79814929
Well this only only works if you can understand german.
What do you call a Mexican without a car? Car-los
>>79814249
>>79814142
>>79814316
kek
Those win the thread.
>>79815032
hah
What do bicycles and niggers have in common?
>They both need chains to work
a negro family, feeling tired of all the racism and oppression heard that there is a river, the one you swim across it and you become white.
after a few days of travelling they finally got to it, and the storm that's been going for a few days now had filled the river with massive amounts of water, it's all muddy, the tree trunks of over 3 feet in cross section, branches and all kinds of debris float, a fucking wild river.
so the daddy negro says a short prayer and jumps into a water and starts to swim. almost drowned and got hit with a few floating branches but managed to get to the other side, and he did indeed turned white.
so mommy negro is next, says a prayer, kisses her children goodby just in case and jumps in. she swims and swims, but the river is strong. the whirls are spinning her and all kinds of debris are hitting her but she swam across, and did indeed turned white.
now it's the kid's turn, they say the prayer, hold their hands and jump in the water. they start swimming but the current is so strong, it's still raining and they are giving their best but it just won't do it... they cry for help: daddy, daddy, please help us! and daddy says:
>die you filthy niggers
>>79813576
A black guy told me that first one.
>>79807604
Alaska?
How are Mexicans and cue balls similar?
The harder you them the more English you get out of them.
>>79808418
Meh, fuck you.
>>79811555
You don't deserve those numbers, Paco
>>79815675
More flags plugin
-How do you save a nigger from drowning
-I don't know
-Good
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One day people in china organize a doppledanger contest.
Everybody win
>>79808415
>sun poisoning
>sun poisoning
>sun poisoning
>sun poisoning
>sun poisoning
Burger education strikes again.
SUN CANNOT POISON YOU, DUMB TWAT!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the filthy nigger's house.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
The chicken
>>79804474
It's not really a joke but my grandfather apparently used to say
"It's about as likely as a nigger jumping on your mother" whenever something was very likely
Also when he used to meet his brother in South London, they used to say "Dr.Livingstone, I presume"
They were both WW1 veterans, so its even more okay.
>>79804474
What do you get when you mix a Mexican with a Nigger?
>a child too lazy to steal
What's the most positive thing km the ghetto?
>HIV/AIDS
How is a horse drawn tiller similar to a nigger?
>they're both outdated farming equipment.
What do you call 5 abbos rolling up a hill?
>black magic
What do you call 5 abbos rolling down a hill?
>an abbolanche
>>79808418
oi fuck off mate you're a fucking disgrace ya cunt
>>79808126
son of a whore. I acted like a pussy and threw the laptop away.
>>79816204
Why do french tanks have rear-view mirrors?
So they can see the battlefield.
>>79804474
> Two niggers jump off a bridge, who wins?
Society
>>79816718
I bet he's in fuckin Melbourne
>>79814929
get me a beer nigger
>>79816652
>black magic
kek
What would Jesus have done different if He had been Black?
>fed a multitude with only five pieces of Kentucky Fried Chicken
>turned water into malt liquor
>thrown out the moneychangers just the same but the reason would have been different: they wouldn't accept food stamps
Doctor doctor! Every time Intake my bra off a black man jumps out and blows a raspberry at me!
I see your problem madam, you've got silly-coon implants!
What do you call a black CIA agent?
>a spook spook.
>>79814385
Winrar
>>79816263
It's a term used for severe cases of sunburn you dick sucker.
So I walked home from a bar when suddenly I saw a nigger with a flatscreen TV in his hands. So I panicked and wondered if it was mine.
It was a relief to see mine was still working in the garden when I came home
What's the difference between Santa and a Jew?
Santa goes *down* the chimney
>>79806365
/r/OmgDoYouGetMeGuiseImSoRandom
>>79814929
The biggest joke here that black guy works
Why are the trees so close together in Harlem?
> public transportation
>>79806516
Worst one so far
A nigger and a mexican in a car. Who's driving?
>a cop
>>79816784
Not funny, we don't have tanks.
why do jews practice circumcision?
>to save money on kippah's
driving down the street in my car and see 2 black guys holding a TV walking down the street,
HEY THATS MY GIVE THAT BACK THATS MINE
I yell as I speed up towards them, THATS MINE
i starts to pick up speed as I shift gears and chase him down . finally I feel a bump under the tires and I know I hit them
I look under the car at the 2 black guys and the TV and realize I was mistaken
It wasnt mine, mine didnt own Jordans.
What's the jewish child molesters pick up line?
>psst kid, wanna buy some sweets?
why do blacks always water ski and eat pasta?
>CAUS DEY FUKN NIGGERS AYYY
What is the greatest magic trick a black dad can perform?
>appearing
Why do black dads refer to Jesus as 'Almighty'?
>because he holds the 2000 year record
Here's a more recent one
What do you call it when a black dad has a kid?
>a blaxit
What do you call an Ethiopian with a swollen toe?
>A three wood.
How many Ethiopians can you get into a phone booth?
>All of them.
Big black man walks into a bar with a gorgeous parrot on his shoulder. Bartender remarks "Wow! What a beautiful creature! Where did you get that?'
Parrot squawks bac "Africa! There's millions of them over there!"
The Pope, Hillary, Jesse Jackson and a boy scout are flying over the Pacific. Suddenly, both engines stutter and quit.
The pilot comes back to the cabin. "Look folks, sorry about this, but there is an island down there and we gotta jump. Only 4 parachutes on this plane, and I been working this charter company 30 years. Not going to lose the rest of my life to it." He takes a chute and jumps.
Hillary stands up. "I am the most important democrat in the world. For the good of the world, not to mention my foundation, I must live." She takes a chute and jumps.
Jesse Jackson says "I am the world's smartest black man, so I must continue to bless humanity with my wisdom and leadership." He straps in and jumps.
The Pope looks at the boy scout, says "Son, I have had a long and productive life. You take that last parachute and save yourself."
The boy scout says "Oh that won't be necessary your eminence. The world's smartest black man just jumped out of the plane with my rucksack."
How do you recognize an Arabian talking doll?
>instead of pulling the string, you light the fuse
>>79804474
Where is the biggest concentration of niggers in Africa?
>Wherever the wind is blowing.
Why don't african children celebrate Christmass?
>Kids that don't eat supper don't get any presents.
How do you create an Ethiopian dance festival?
>strap a flashlight to a goat and stick it on a ceiling
>>79811247
Why are niggers good at basketball?
It involves running, shooing, and stealing
A policeman sees four black guys running with a bathtub. He shoots them. The bathtub falls to the ground, and a Klansman crawls out of it. He yells: "Why the fuck did you ruin my tyres!?"
>>79806365
jesus fuck these are horrible at least make them make sense
example: would a black pc run very fast or not work at all?
>>79804474
How do you kill 100 flies at once?
>>79827774
Whack an African kid in the face with a frying pan
>>79822405
It was funnier than "TOP KEK HERE IS THE FORMULA FOR A 4CHAN POST IRONY IS BAD"
>Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
The ones that can run, hop, and swim are in the US.
>>79806365
>Why don't black people like tall buildings?
>Because Michael Bolton music.
Okay, that got me
>>79806680
What do you call a nigger in a suite?
>The defendant
What do you call a nigger in a tree?
>Branch manager
>>79811415
>Shebrews
nice
Why did the Mexican cross the border?
To get to the other side
>>79815507
>niggers
>swimming
>What do you get when Goku and Zapdos have sex? A nigre: the thread
Surprising how painfully unfunny pol is. It's not that hard to Google some joke formulas and memorize the syntax to make a joke. Jesus fucking Christ these are all bad.
>>79836029
Tell us a joke oh wise and wonderful comedian
>>79815032
>joke works only if you understand german
>tells joke in english
common...
