You are embarking on a 12-hour international flight and you see pic related as you board the airplane.
What do you do?
put your wallet in your front pocket
>>79796170
First post best post
>>79796042
Feel safe, only 5/4000 Israeli citizens who worked in WTC died that day, at least I'd know the plane isn't getting hijacked
Relax as i am in the most well protected plane in the world.
>>79796042
ALLAHU AKBAR try to hijack it
>>79796042
I'll find my seat
>>79796042
WELL, I CAN'T QUITE TELL IF THEY ARE MEMBERS OF LA RAZA OR NOT (I'M COLORBLIND,) SO I'D BE WORRIED OF GETTING CURBSTOMPED.
SIGN THIS PETITION: https://www.change.org/p/berkeley-unified-school-district-fire-yvette-felarca
THEY WILL COME FOR YOU: https://web.archive.org/web/20060623230746/http://www.chetlyzarko.com/bamn-terror.html
THEY ARE UNASHAMED TO BRAG ABOUT IT: http://www.snopes.com/2015/06/25/luke-massie-smith/
> Your home in ashes, your starving children strewn about you half-dead and sobbing, packs of vicious wild dogs roaming the streets of once-happy American suburbs feeding off the weak, the cities burning on the horizon and the ground rumbling underfoot from the Chinese tanks out enforcing the new government's mandatory curfew.
> And always, through the din of screams and smoke and jackboots marching in unison, above it all you hear Obama laughing. It's been three weeks since you've had anything but pages torn from the family bible to eat. Your feet ache; your shoes have long ago been stolen by roving gangs of armed minorities and the tattered strips of the American flag you've bound them in do little to stop the cold, let alone the blisters.
THEY STABBED INNOCENTS IN SACRAMENTO, AND WERE KNOWN TO THREATEN OTHERS WITH KNIVES:
https://youtu.be/Ou_XUHgnNNI?t=3m55s
http://jewishworldreview.com/cols/fund112006.php3
> Just last June Ms. Gratz filed a report with Detroit police accusing Luke Massie, national chairman of the activist group By Any Means Necessary, of displaying a knife during a heated confrontation outside a state civil rights meeting. "It was one of several attempts to either intimidate me or attack my character," she said yesterday in an interview after a speech she gave at the National Association of Scholars meeting in Boston. She said Mr. Massie had a knife in his right pants pocket and toyed with it, pulling it halfway out of his pants but not drawing its blade. Mr. Massie denies the allegation.
>>79796042
>>79796042
Open the escape hatch and roll a penny down the slide
Sneeze Ebola into the first Mohel's face I see so the next infant's cock he slurps dies of hemorragic fever.
>>79796042
>Find seat
>Put on headphones and turn on music or audiobook
>Sleep as much of the flight as I can
Pretty much what I do every time I fly
>>79796266
This, enjoy your excellent flight
Crash the plane with no survivors
>>79796170
Front pocket best pocket
>>79796042
be very confident the plane wouldn't get hijacked by (((terrorists)))
>>79796042
Figure out how to turn on the gas.
Put on the Daily Shoah
stub my toe and auction off the right to represent me in a lawsuit
>>79796042
Last time I checked, jews don't fly airplanes into buildings or blow them up so I'd be ok with it
Now that I think about it, never have I heard of a terrorist attack done in the name of judaism
So, why exactly does /pol/ hate jews again?
>>79796042
>drop penny outside plane loading ramp
>suddenly have full airplane to yourself
>profit
>>79796917
Only rednecks and literal autists hate Jews. The truth is, Jews are a based people who represent Western values and ideals.
Enjoy a flight with my fellow humans
Are they going to crawl into plastic bags if you overfly a graveyard?
>>79796917
They had a hand in 9/11
>>79797081
Hello Shekelstein
>>79796264
THIS X 1,000,000
KEK
>>79797081
That was one of the most autistic post I've ever read.
Yeah let's just forget everything. Idiot.
>>79797081
Yes, only neckbeard losers don't love G-d's Chosen. They've done such a wonderful job upholding Western values all these years
>>79797081
But only for themselves.
Therein lies the problem.
>>79797258
bayonetting pali children is western value?
Nevermind. Dumb question
>>79796042
>"Wow, a plane that can hold 6 million people"
>>79797081
So how was your school year? Bet you're happy to have the summer off!
>>79796450
KEK
be thankful they arent middle eastern
>>79797325
It's as much of a Western value as transgendered children. Don't be an anti-Semite goy
>>79796042
crashing this plane
>>79796170
Make sure you have a RFID-blocking wallet. The Jews have evil powers.
>>79796042
Roll a nickel down the aisle, crash the plane.
>>79796170
>>79796042
Take my seat and get ready for the safest flight I've ever been on.
At least I know that Mossad will keep the plane safe.
I would see if the attendant could hook me up with an uncomfortable amount of airline food and then get ready to pass some Zyklon B.
take one for the team
>>79797325
Christian/Jewish values are different than western values. Western values are based on the Grecco/roman tradition, not Christianity. Biggest lie ever told was that the west and Christianity are tied together. Christianity is just another sandnigger religion.
>>79796042
I have actually been on that plane. London Heathrow to tel aviv Ben gurion in the late eighties. Fuckers were actually kissing the tarmac when they got off the plane, they were so happy they hadn't hadnt been PLOd.
>>79797569
Yes, but only gefilte fish and unleavened bread.
Crashing this plane
>>79797459
Oh, you!
>>79796170
Jews don't steal. They just force you into fucked up contrracts.
>>79796917
I wouldn't want to be on a plane with them because they sweat profusely in all the heavy clothing they wear all the time and smell terrible
>>79797638
Yeah, and Christianity has definitely helped with the decline of the West with its universalism and slave morality. Modern liberalism is basically a secularized Christianity. Pre-Vatican 2 Catholicism was better though.
>>79796269
They'll fuck you up and you know it.
>>79797081
Which "Western values and ideals"? Be specific, faggot, I'm in a bad mood and I want to humiliate you.
>>79796170
Speak heavy accent German
>>79796042
Crash the plane
>>79797664
>ben guiron's tarmac is coated with particles of infant penis blood from rabbis
That's good to know
>>79796264
>>79796266
There it is.
>>79796042
Feel like home amongst my people :o)
Can't wait for the singing to start
>>79796042
Put a face mask on. You're in for a long ride when all those jews start gassing each other.
>>79797695
I can eat two and a half pounds of fish in a sitting easy.
I am a big goy.
>>79797936
W-with no survivors?
>>79797638
True. Fucking Constantine.
>>79796266
It's the same reason I primarily buy kosher. I figure they wouldn't poison their own.
>>79796042
Take the photo with me and disembark. Will be useful for after the brownface
>>79796042
Relax, not a muslim in sight. The Mossad surely wont let all these Orthodox be flown into a building or missiled to hell.
>>79798254
No just voice recordings before plane swap
>>79796042
oy vey shalom brothers
>>79797081
>Only rednecks and literal autists jate Jews
So /pol/ is hypocrite
>>79796042
"Shalom! Now uh, where are we keeping the Jew gold again? haha"
>sitting by window and watching clouds go by
>attendant offers coffee, but mentions it is very hot
>Reply "for you"
>She is confused
>Suddenly the plane is hijacked by the Northwest Front
>I have to stay on the plane as it crashes (they expect one in the wreckage)
>Crashes on land
>Somehow survive, but realize it's on American soil
>Start to panic, but it's too late
>Get shot
>>79798254
I can't tell if this is sarcasm...
Hell I would've cummed in my pants, I would network the shit outta this plane.
I'd leave this plane part of the 1%.
>>79798457
Oops you're brown. Just regular brown and not their special brown
Bring my moderate Muslim friend.
>>79798457
this fucking guy
>>79797720
>>79797827
This one is mentally ill
>>79796042
>you're a big goy
Shill for Trump
>>79798457
best answer in the thread
who gives a fuck about the jews, I want to be successful too.
>>79798628
What do you mean? Trump's right there
>>79798673
Nupol cancer. 50 shekels etc
>>79796042
Hello fellow jewish brothers, those goyim are pretty stupid haha hey I didn't know dress was mandatory.
Also capcha just confirmed the Colliseum is a "storefront".
>>79798768
Show us your dick or leave
>>79796264
Best post
>>79797081
(((you)))
>>79797202
X6,000,000*
>>79796247
>>79797696
Fucking kek
>>79798516
Can you hear it? In the air? The winds of shit, maybe...
Nope, it's just a fucking leaf.
>>79798673
>I will suck circumcised Jewish dick and kill the white race for three shekels
Yeah okay Cuckanda we get it.
>>79798873
What do you mean? They don't give the cows no good deals or moni
>>79798457
this guy gets it
>take my seat
>make friends
>???
>shekels
>>79796917
It depends what you mean by Judaism. If you mean Zionism, then there was the Irgun. If you mean strict religious Jews committing violence in the modern age, there are occasionally zealots stabbing people in the street.
They get cracked down on pretty strongly, tho.
>>79798457
Jews would never share their shekels with a Hue.
>>79797081
Welcome to /pol/ friend
>>79796042
Safest plane trip ever
>>79796042
fire up the ovens
>>79798953
The existence of Israel is a violent act. Fuck off shill. The west has no skin in the fucking Middle East holy wars. It's nice that you got the Cucktians to believe that Israel has to be in Jewish hands because g-d said so, but your support will disappear now that Europe and the west is becoming non-white.
>>79798921
Not exactly, not always, not every jew. But I don't expect you to understand when you rather shitpost and pretent that every brazilian is brown, etc
Every single great deal I've made in my life involved a jew somewhere. Just make friends, you'd be surprised.
>>79799138
Garbage post. And the one you replied to was shit too
>>79796042
Throw a penny and watch them fight to death over it
>>79796603
underrated response
>>79796042
I'd feel extremely safe with Gods chosen people, and our greatest allies.
>>79799390
>a fucking meme
>>79796264
Came to post this - G*d watches over his people
I'd feel safe as hell knowing my planes going to arrive safely kek
>>79796042
Have a flashback
>>79799015
Jokes on you. The nazis were not the only ones that decided to have a sudden case of jungle fever after WW2.
There are plenty of jews here in Brazil, down south. Masons -which has nothing to do with it- on every countryside city too, giving the cards.
Hell, there is a branch of my family that are literally jews.
There is even a neighbourhood in São Paulo that is composed entirely of jews, and it is huge as fuck. I'm yet to meet the jew in person that is going to mistreat me cuz I'm brazilian.
Hell, there are jews pulling the strings everywhere here.
>>79797701
For, you!
>>79797696
FUCKING THIS
NO SURVIVORS....
Allah Akbar
>>79796917
You mean like the King David hotel bombing or the Lavon Affair?
>>79796042
Throw a penny down the isle- let them tear each other apart and take whatever seat I want
NOTHING turns me on more than cuckoldry.
There is NOTHING hotter than the prettiest littlest white wives getting fucked by big black gorilla bulls with big black cocks! You know it!!
>>79799690
So many God typers with the dash
>>79797258
Like porn and race-mixing right?
>>79796042
Watch Schindler list on repeat
>>79796042
Happened a few times going to Miami from NY and to Europe. Strangest part was once a jewish chick that was suppose to sit in the middle seat, a Hasidim in aisle and me the window seat begged me not to let her sit next to him, grabbed my arm and squeezed hard, didn't even know her, I just felt so bad for her. Best was when she wanted to use the bathroom she asked me to ask him to move for her to use the bathroom and he'd get up completely and moved a couple of feet up the aisle. Most of these guys bring their own food to eat for long flights, they're always in weird containers too, it's usually just rice and some other steamed/boiled vegetables.
>>79796264
You sick monkey, killed me sides.
>>79800209
oh my my my! That gif!
>>79799378
>implying a white Brazilian is considered white by Jew master race
Topkek m8
>>79799858
> part of family is Jewish
So your basically one of them. Of course you get good deals vaca
>>79796042
I'd feel safe knowing that the plane would not blow up
>>79797081
(You)
>>79799138
>Yes, there have been Jewish terrorists
>Fuck off kike shill
Alright, then.
>>79796042
Id flip a coin towards the center isle.
Start screaming ALLAH AKBAR
I smile and do the nazi salute.
>>79796264
Yeah this one. Jews are "God's" "chosen" "people" so they don't die in airplane crashes. As long as I keep to myself I should be fine, I am an unassuming white goy.
>>79801457
underaged
>Oh hey cool, this plane isn't getting hijacked for sure
>Sit down next to Jew
>"Tell me about Jewish stuff"
I don't run into Jews very often and this is an opportunity to gain new insight.
>>79796042
Depends. If El Al, sit and be safe.
If something else, be very very worried.
>>79796170
Jews don't steal like niggers
They manipulate you into giving them your money, and if they can't, they'll sue you for doing something "illegal"
So, best plan of action is just not to get on the plane.
>>79797720
>Force you into contracts
read: I am too stupid to read a contract because joos
>>79796042
Jump off.
>>79796042
pulls pin on death vest
>>79797459
kek
>"God damn this place is Jewier than the holocaust"
>>79797081
Fuck this bait is triggering.
>>79798457
You will literally be their slave. If you get in with them, they will dangle enough money in front of you to keep you running after them, but never cut you in.
source: Live in NYC and see it all day. My partner quit our business to chase their sheckles, and is no where richer than he was before... just chasing the dream. Unless you are a fellow Jew, you loose...
>>79797081
I don't hate Jews, I just recognize that a strong streak of mental illness runs in their lineage.
They're not inherently bad people, they're just cursed to have a tendency to become servants of Satan. Most of them don't even mean to, they just can't help themselves, and thankfully never do much more harm than selling overpriced electronics to unsuspecting goyim.
>>79804426
>They're not inherently bad people, they're just cursed to have a tendency to become servants of Satan. Most of them don't even mean to, they just can't help themselves, and thankfully never do much more harm than selling overpriced electronics to unsuspecting goyim.
Pic related
>>79796264
dayum, this
>>79796042
feel relieved. Based Jews won't bomb themselves.
I schvitz
>>79796042
Throw a shekel to the front of the plane and watch this bitch nose dive into the ocean
>>79796264
it's because they knew
>>79796042
"Well,I know ISIS isn't taking THIS ONE down."
>>79796042
Fun story for you guys. Replace Jews with Muslims.
>in Afghanistan
>family member died
>well fuck
>go to bagram, buy civ clothes, turn in gun, fly to Al Udeid AB, Qatar in civies.
>Get dropped off with other people on emergency leave at Doha International Airport
>12 fucking hours until flight, can't even go through checkpoint
>Ramadan is going on, white mandress and black beekeepers everywhere
>12 hours later go through checkpoint, in a pissed off fuck it mood
>stores past checkpoint sell alcohol, we buy
>get on plane, drink everything before we land in Kuwait.
>Hajis don't like us, dunno why.
>>79805253
Hey b&h has a bitchin' return policy and the even have an underground workshop with a team of old jews that look like dwarves sending shit back up in a basket. They actually got really mad at me because I would continually return a pair of headphones I used in the studio after only using them for a month to keep jewing them out of their warantee. Eventually I had to stop when they stopped making that model of headphones and I switched altogether from sony to senheiser. It was always hilarious to see how mad the old jewish guy at the returns desk would get when he saw me come in.
>vats wrong zis time hah? anudda kink in da vire?
>smirk like a smug prick and take my new headphones while only paying $25
I honestly think I'm part of the reason they changed their return policy. Aside from that though, I can't tell you how many times I've watched them jew someone out of an extra $1000 for some redundant parts or lenses for an overpriced camera.
>>79796042
sit down and keep to myself, at least i know this plane isn't going to blow up.
>>79796898
Nice
>>79806025
The Jews at the return desk literally are the reason I goto Adorama. Still Jewish, but less so. And there return policy is legit, bring it with receipt and box, they will take it back, no questions, no bullshit, and no fucking haggling with some old Jew... They also will match pretty much anything price wise, like BH, but again, without haggling with Jews.
>>79796042
raise my hands and start singing hava nagila.
>>79798457
Based
roll a penny down the aisle
>>79796556
>>79806688
also check em
>>79803612
reading a contract means nothing when you're competing with someone that looks at the world as if it were a game of chess.
t. jew who jews on a regular basis about literally everything.
>>79796042
Crashing the plane, with no survivors
>>79796042
Crash the plane with no survivors
>>79798622
Underrated af
>>79800231
Based Aussie is based
>>79799378
>You'd be surprised
Yeah you'd be surprised when he knocks you down and bites your dick off.
Kill the paedophile.
>>79796042
>gag from the smell
>turn 360 degrees and walk away
>request rescheduling my ticket to the next flight
>"oy vey, you don't want to travel with them because they're Jews? ANTISEMITE!"
>go to jail for six gorillion years
>>79797081
t. (((Goldstein)))
>>79796042
CRASHING THIS PLANE
>>79796042
Start singing my national anthem while curling up in a corner scared.
They are probably gonna steal my foreskin and offer it to moloch.
"da da, da da da da, da, da da da da, da da da da, de, EH"
>>79796042
talk about how the chinese is making so much money. i'm pretty sure someone would have a seizure.
>>79796042
Get off the plane and take the next available flight.
>>79797638
Why is pol full of idiots...
Most of christian tradition and scholasticism was about bringing christainty and aristotle and plato together.
The modern west grew out of this fusion you dumb hick.
>>79796264
But no way they all knew it's gonna happend, they might got a messege to not Come on this date, but I Wonder what exetly they told then, if its real.
>>79796042
>Oy vey!
>>79797081
>>79796042
Crash this plane with no survivor
4U
>>79796042
Yell heil hitler right after take off
>>79796042
play it cool but keep my foreskin close
