COUNTING RESUMES
>Tally Room
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDefault-20499.htm
>Live updates
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/live/2016/jul/05/australian-election-2016-peta-credlin-malcolm-turnbull-vote-counting-politics-live
tell OP he's dreaming
Gonna be hung desu
>>79779182
>ITT op commits suicide
>>79779848
I think it's 68-71 Labor or something now.
i'm bored as fuck of this election
>>79780274
Think of the dank memes and leftist butthurt though
>>79780608
bullet train is pretty great. i take it all back.
ABC24 just said that we might see some results by the end of the day
>might
AAAAHHHHHHHH
Nothing makes me more happier than seeing Wyatt Roy lose
counting restart when
Coalition will get to 75
/pol/ should I run as a One Nation rep in my leftie ass suburb come next cycle? It seems like it would be fun. Anyone here ever actually done anything in politics?
>>79780233
AEC figures are lagging (to be extra safe). ABC's are more accurate desu.
>>79782667
>Coalition will get to 75
We've known that for days you fucking schmuck. The question is whether Malcolm Turnbull will get dragged out by his heels or not and whether Labor of the L/NP will be the government.
L/NP doesn't want to be held hostage to the Greens, but Labor might be prepared to.
Who /Keen4Pauline/ here?
Can they do it?
>>79783142
Greens aren't the only cross benchers, genius. The Coalition can form government with the support of Katter or Xenophon.
>>79783374
>Can they do it?
With that sort of swing they've done it bar the shouting. The question is how much of a difference Xenophon will make once the counting has finished and the haggling begins.
>>79779562
>yfw when lefties call for a re-count after they inevitably lose
>>79783541
>Greens aren't the only cross benchers, genius.
Sure, but the Greens are the fucking worst.
one nation should agree to form government with the coalition under the condition that libs give up a seat for a one nation house of rep
>>79782271
this this this
Little guy will have to go get a real job on normal wages.
>suicide in under 12 months
>>79782737
Do it.
>>79783726
but..that's..not..how it works...
>>79782271
JUST
>>79783726
>Australian education
>>79783914
it will happen senpai
>>79783981
all about bargaining australian politics
The current political mess in Australia, and the damage its doing to the economy is a real concern.
Looks exactly like what we had in New Zealand in 1973, and again in 1990. We've only just gotten out of that mess, only after losing 10% of our population.
In fact over here we are shaking our heads at how badly you guys are shooting yourselves in the foot. You made $85 billion from resources between 2002-2010, with nothing to show for it yet are in massive debt and no major party has a plan to get out. Its like they just expected China to always prop up the Australian economy and never worked out a contingency just in case... We've worked through our massive crisis caused when Britain joined the EU and have diversified our economy and are finally in a good place. To the point now people flooding back in and we can't house them. You guys need to learn from our mistakes and pull your socks up real quick or you'll be fucked for decades. Just like we were.
My fear is whatever government is formed will collapse within a year and you will be doing this over again. Its like watching Bolivian or Italian politics. Never expected this of you Australia. Wishing you all the best.
>>79784018
>all about bargaining
>yeah mate, let's just overturn the will of the voters and give ON a seat in the lower house, she'll be right mate, it's all about bargaining.
>>79783764
>>79782271
I wonder what he'll even do
Most politicians are lawyers and simply go back to their law firm after they lose office
Roy was studying politics, not law, and he didn't even graduate
>>79784212
Our economy is shit despite our unstable politics, not because of it. We're fucked either way.
>>79782737
>One Nation
yeah you could open a bank by printing money
>>79784212
Australians are too arrogant to take advice from NZ.
>>79784274
they overturned the will of the voters when turnbull backstabbed Tony Abbott. Turnbull would agree to the deal to keep government
>>79784470
Even though knifing PMs is frowned upon, it's still completely allowed.
Suggesting that an MP can give up his seat for a member from a different party is just retarded, and you're a tip top shitposter for even suggesting it.
>>79784470
Except we don't vote for prime ministers
>>79784470
Just stop posting, retard.
>>79784427
>implying federal reserve banks don't already do this
>>79784212
>Its like watching Bolivian or Italian politics.
Parliament can get pretty childish, but i've yet to see them slap each other with dildos.
>>79784470
Holy shit you're retarded. When Abbott was backstabbed, it was an internal Liberal party change of leader. Nobody did any deals where an elected member of parliament was replaced
>>79784643
>>79784637
It may be allowed but its not much different imo
>>79784706
Fuck you cunt
>>79784777
see >>79784814, learn to comprehend m80
how was changing senate voting a good idea.
6 silly choices instead of 1?????
>>79784643
>Except we don't vote for prime ministers
Which is why we've been through 5 PM's in 5-years (Rudd, Gillard, Rudd, Abbot, Turnbull) with each one stabbing the other in the back.
Do you realise that we've become a laughing stock to the rest of the world?
>>79784814
>It may be allowed but its not much different imo
your opinion doesn't really count for much, m8
Chinese news is saying it's tied and will take weeks to get a definitive result.
The fix is in.
>>79784971
its true tho familia, it may not happen but im right just like tones is
>>79784915
It was a good idea from my point of view.
Who can be fucked filling out 150 boxes? And picking just 1 leads to all sorts of problems.
I'm glad the senate is more feral than before.
>>79784963
>Rudd, Gillard, Rudd, Abbot, Turnbull
Not for long, soon it will be Rudd, Gillard, Rudd, Abbot, Turnbull, Abbot
>>79784963
>Do you realise that we've become a laughing stock to the rest of the world?
No, the rest of the world imported millions of rapists while we put them in island prisons, so we're the ones laughing now.
The funny thing is now we'll either get an ALP-Greens coalition or a LNP-One Nation alliance in the senate, so it could go either way.
>>79785135
Can't fucking wait.
>>79785135
I'm no fan of the Budgie Smuggler, but at least Abbot didn't make an absolute cock of himself the way Turnbull has.
What is it with Turnbull's rambling, incoherent and disconnected speechs? Is it because he thinks no one is listening or because he's lost the fucking plot?
>>79784736
>implying the reserve bank isn't independent of government
>>79784963
And before that it was one PM for 10 years.
>>79784963
>Do you realise that we've become a laughing stock to the rest of the world?
We aren't taking in refugees. Europe wishes they had this shit.
>yfw Trump
>yfw Brexit
>yfw Pauline
It's happening isn't it
>>79784915
It creates feral senates full of interest groups that are diverse as fuck. Now the Greens can't force shit through via influencing the ALP, because they also need some meme candidates to pass bills.
>>79782801
>ABC's are more accurate
>AEC just do it to be extra safe
>there's a constituency with a 25 vote margin
>ABC was wildly off the entire night of first counting
>backtracked about every 5 minutes
>ABC's are more accurate
odds on labor changed from $4 to $4.50 in the last hour...... (sportsbet)
>>79785408
He thinks he is the smartest guy in the room and that everyone loves him. He waffles because he's so much better than mere 3 word slogans.
>>79785031
Odds are stacked in the coalitions favour, my guess is that they will hold 73 seats and the crossbenchers are mostly conservative so they could strike a deal.
It's impossible for Labor to win more seats than the coalition and Labor stupidly decided to pre-emptively deny doing any deals with independents. The Greens will only help Labor if they get their own seat in the cabinet which is not happening.
Labor really should not be smug about this election, they are getting invested for electoral fraud in some marginal seats which could mean a few bi-elections and them losing those seats to devastating swings away from them. I don't see why nobody is calling for Shorten to resign.
>>79784963
If Mal loses it will be 7 PMs in 7 years. John Howard cries himself to sleep every night
>>79785408
>Abbot didn't make an absolute cock of himself
https://youtu.be/8tqXSPkDbX4
https://youtu.be/9wT9XS_TvzQ
https://youtu.be/-1-RnnYLa-o
>>79785525
>odds on labor changed from $4 to $4.50 in the last hour...... (sportsbet)
The fix is in... RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>79785473
Tfw me mum voted pauline as well. Feels fantastic senpai.
>>79784963
We had great stability in Prime Ministers before Gillard
It's not the system that's broken It's the parties devolving into Italian-tier chaos and people losing trust in the parties over the years and both sides of politics have become unfavourable to a lot of people
Howard lasted 11 years
Keating lasted 5(?) years
Hawke lasted 9 years
Fraser lasted 6(?) years
Even Whitlam lasted 3 years even how tumultuous his term was
>>79785617
he probably is the smartest guy in the room, he was a rhodes scholar after all. everyone loving him depends on the room he's in also.
>>79785706
this is referring to tony
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-07-05/pauline-hanson's-comments-could-lead-to-violence:-soutphommosane/7568608
It's begun. Hope Pauline destroys the Human Rights Commission.
>>79779182
But who will get my guns back!
>>79785643
vids 1 and 3 are tony being a mad cunt as usual.
>>79785862
Liberal Democrats
>>79785408
>but at least Abbot didn't make an absolute cock of himself the way Turnbull has.
I think you have a very rosy, blinded memory of Tony Abbott
He made a cock out of himself pretty much every week
His continued blunders and PR failures were one of the reasons he never regained popularity.
Also Malcolm might be a bad speaker but Abbott was about x10 worse. Literally the worst orator I've seen in Australian Politics.
>>79785698
>It's not the system that's broken It's the parties devolving into Italian-tier chaos and people losing trust in the parties over the years and both sides of politics have become unfavourable to a lot of people
Too true.
>>79784212
85 billion is like 1 years worth of neetbux, mining boom was overratted
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/results/list/?selector=all&sort=latest
Seat by seat updates as they come in. Nothing interesting has happened yet, though.
>>79785706
>>79785739
I was talking about Turnbull though.
>>79785408
>What is it with Turnbull's rambling, incoherent and disconnected speechs?
It's quite funny. Everyone always used to say how intelligent and well spoken Turnbull was. Turns out he's anything but.
>>79785408
>Abbot is better spoken than Turnbull
What could you possible be basing this on?
>>79784643
we do, just unofficially.
You think the average person gives 2 dicks who their local member is? i mean i do, Christopher Pyne looks like a pedo and i don't want that representing me, but i'm obviously in the minority here.
>>79785948
his oral skills were poor but he made up for it in substance
>>79785948
>>79785643
Why did everyone hate based Tones?
He wasn't PC, like Trump he said and did what he wanted.
Inb4 knights and dames.
>>79785948
i don't know m8, ya mum was a pretty bad orator imo
>>79785293
We don't have as many """""Refugees""""" sure, but nothing gets fucking done because we've become a Klingon Cruiser where you rank up to captain by assassinating the captain. Nobody gives a fuck about the country any more, nobody runs on ideology, principles or platform it's just a shitfest of backstabbing and negative ad campaigns while nothing else gets done in the meantime.
Who do we want to win lads?
>>79786020
>It's quite funny. Everyone always used to say how intelligent and well spoken Turnbull was. Turns out he's anything but
It's not just me then. Sure I understand the problems with the Construction Board, but really? Fucking REALLY?
>>79786145
>A klingon cruiser
>>79784366
All we hear is the Australia richest and best at everything meme
>>79784430
Pity that. But understand. The US would never listen to Canada for instance. Hmmm scrap that, no one should listen to Canada atm.
>>79784748
> not using dildos
Don't post that. Penny wong would get excited. Unless she's one of those one that won't anything dickshaped into her militant feminazi vag.
>>79786025
People think they do. I wonder if these past 5 years have made people realise that they actually are not?
>>79786070
He's a buffoon.
ALA looks to be a success. They won't win anything on their own, but they're directing decent quotas to One Nation.
WA
>0.14
QLD
>0.135
These could actually give One Nation 1 or 2 more senators
>>79786178
>Who do we want to win lads?
Anyone but fucking Labor.
>>79786070
When he was PM, he had to watch his back for that traitorous snake Turnbull. This kept Tone in a weak position, and the public could sense it.
Tone is very loyal to the Liberal party, and that virtue was his greatest undoing. When he won the leadership, he should have absolutely fucked Malcolm and made it clear that he was not welcome at all. Instead, he made him communications minister and gave him a symbolic middle finger with the knights and dames bullshit.
>>79783374
Pretty sure they have that sealed off, daresay it'll thin out but.
The real meme is pic related. Seems like all the postals went nick for some reason.
>>79786375
oh that's barker by the by
>>79786253
>All we hear is the Australia richest and best at everything meme
That meme is about 10 years old. The mining boom is over and debt is through the roof. The only thing we have going for us is construction and that is unsustainable.
The fact that more Australians are now moving to New Zealand than the other way around should tell you enough.
>>79786178
Best case scenario: Liberals win (just), they replace Turnbull, and One Nation holds the balance of power in the Senate
>>79786375
>Seems like all the postals went nick for some reason.
Easier to manipulate postal votes??
>>79783374
>Only gaining 2.3% on second preferences
JUST
>>79786507
>One Nation holds the balance of power in the Senate
FFS! There's a reason that cow has been out of power all these years you know.
>>79786252
I was trying to think of an analogy. Try that planet of futurama where you become emperor by killing the old emperor. It's all the same shit. Backstabbing has been better than ideas and has been for years in our politics.
>>79786552
Nah. Postal votes typically favour the Liberals, but those same people who do postal votes think the Liberals are a bit shit this time.
>>79786552
seems weird (((they))) would manipulate votes to a staunch nationalist that wants to return refugees to their country. Maybe.
>>79786375
prevoter here, went for the Xeno squad.
Xeno 4 lyfe
>>79786712
>seems weird (((they))) would manipulate votes to a staunch nationalist that wants to return refugees to their country. Maybe.
Maybe it's because (((they))) benefit from all of the instability. Plus during a construction boom lots of loans means goy money coming in.
>>79786332
Tone is playing 5D chess while the rest are playing checkers. He will be PM by the end of the year and will be in power for the next 20 years.
>Indi Electorate is held by Indy party and will remain that way
This is funny
all i want is to see greens BTFO and go back to political obscurity
>>79786902
That's starting to happen. Despite all the hype, the Greens failed to gain any lower house seats and might actually lose one or two in the senate. They peaked in 2010.
>>79786885
tfw tones outdoes Howard. all the cucks yelling one term Tony will be proved very wrong
>>79785698
Exactly. Fraser, Hawke, Keating, Howard 1975-2007. That's like fucking forever with only 4 changes at the top. And then go back to Menzies who led for what 17, 18 years?
Not to bang on about the Kiwi experience at our worst 1989-90, we went through 4 PMs in the space of 16 months.
Part of the reason we are on the improve is only 2 leaders since Helen Clarke got in in 1999. And that's not likely to change as John Key looks well on track to win a fourth term.
Again, interesting to watch. Over therebyouve done great things dealing with rapefugees, and I hope by the end of the week you'll have a government in place. I think the best you could hope for is Libs with Xenophon One Nation backing. But even that would not be stable. And thats not accounting for Turnbull who I'd expect to rolled before Christmas.
>>79786309
>ALA looks to be a success
>>79786885
Don't get me moist desu senpai, I dream of that every fucking day.
>>79787010
didnt they win the seat of (((melbourne))) in the lower house?
Analysis by the West Australian’s economics editor, Shane Wright, suggests the Liberal party recorded a 32.5% primary vote in this election, which would be the party’s lowest primary since 1972, when it got 32.04%.
>>79786885
I actually miss the madman. I hope he does become PM again, even though they'll probably lose the next election
>>79787124
Obviously they failed miserably, but there preferences will help Pauline
>>79787189
They won it in 2010. Holding the seat isn't really an achievement.
>>79787237
their*
>>79786885
I reckon he'll be back, but it could be politically dangerous for him to return this year.
His easiest path would be if Labor won this election, boots Turnbull, then returns as opposition leader.
Whoever is elected PM now will have a hell of a time trying to get anything done. I don't think Tone wants to suffer the embarrassment twice.
>>79779182
For those who didn't spot it: Antony really did have to correct a bitch. Actually, several bitches.
http://blogs.abc.net.au/antonygreen/2016/07/whats-going-on-with-house-seat-numbers.html
>>79787059
>>79785698
1975 was a bit whack though, we could be heading to that again actually with how everything seems to be shaping up, this time without a majority in the lower house.
>>79787010
They'll lose on senator in SA thanks to NXT, but despite them not picking up any lower house seats, there were big swings towards them in Batman and Wills.
is there an anti migrant party winning? im not clued up on aussie politics?
>>79787237
>they're preferences will help Pauline
Voters choose their own preferences now. I hope many ALA voters choose to preference One Nation, but ALA won't have much to do with it.
If I hate refugee intake because of security risks and abundance of welfare cheats, is it unusual that I'm not against workers coming in on visas and actually doing shit and paying tax? Most people are either for both or neither. Am I missing something? pic unrelated
>>79787411
I know, but they really should have gained Batman, given all the scandals surrounding David Feeney. They couldn't even beat him on the primary vote kek.
>>79782737
$2000 dollar deposit to AEC, if you don't get enough votes you won't get it back.
One Nation will give you support but nothing in the way of finances, and suggest you will need $5000-$10000 to run a campaign
Find a rich bro to bank roll, or start fundraising now
>>79787437
yeah they are winning the senate
>>79787466
I voted 1 ALA but preferenced One Nation as my 2nd preference. I'll probably put One Nation 1 next time as they seem to have a bigger following than ALA and therefore a better chance of having more power
>>79787316
>I reckon he'll be back, but it could be politically dangerous for him to return this year.
If Labor form the government with (say) NXT as a coalition, then I agree the Tonemeister should wait, but if Turnbull manages to pull it off somehow then waiting might not pay off.
>>79782801
>this faggot
What happened to the abc's 75 seat count to the LNP the other night
>>79787355
>We only do ones that have been clearly won
>Numbers went back and forth all night as we got it horrifically fucking wrong
Seriously they had LNP on 74 at one point. He's talking shit.
>>79787511
Yeah, I heard that Feeney ran an awful campaign. Kelvin Thompson was the retiring member for Wills and they put a literally who in his place. Plus the greens advertised fucking everywhere. I'd see ads for the Greens even if I was reading fucking Breitbart.
WTF, I thought LNP was behind?
>>79783669
>durrr durrr dumb dumb da lefties!!!1 durrr
>>79787691
Greens online ads are targeted at people who also view gay pornography.
>>79787466
Yeah, I know. I think most people who voted ALA will have preferenced One Nation though.
>>79787638
I think the complete opposite. Why should Tone wait if Labor pull this election off? Turnbull should resign in disgrace, and Tone can return to reunite the party.
>>79787809
:^)
>>79786070
Because he's a moron. Of course Abbot would appeal to double digit IQ sub humans such as yourself.
>>79779182
>tfw voted for sex party and marijuana party 1&2
>>79786463
>That meme is about 10 years old. The mining boom is over and debt is through the roof
No thanks to libtards not taxing companies making money off of or resources.
>>79787974
>double digit IQ sub humans
You can't even spell his surname right. Neck yourself, you dense fuck.
Is this Labour party gonna let in the rapefugees?
Results coming in from Forde http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/guide/ford/
>>79787807
>yfw when based mal takes your welfare cheque behind the shed
>>79788119
only a little more than the liberals
>major parties
>>79785855
>http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-07-05/pauline-hanson's-comments-could-lead-to-violence:-soutphommosane/7568608
>Dr Soutphommasane said there was a sense of "deja vu" about the latest rhetoric.
>He recalled first listening to it in the 1990s, as a young man of Asian heritage himself.
Dr Soutphommasane a man of Asian heritage
>>79788119
"""""""no"""""""
so did the jews win
>>79787883
>Why should Tone wait if Labor pull this election off?
Because Turnbull won't resign whatever happens, they will have to drag him out on his heels.
The Tonemeister could bide his time in opposition letting Turnbull fuck up and then seize power again if and when an election is imminent.
Too many things could happen in opposition and its worthless if Tone is not both party leader and PM.
Labor will fuck up - they always do.
>>79782737
Do it anon I'm probably going to do it in my regional QLD electorate next election I would have a really good chance
>>79788049
Stupid frogposter
>>79788049
>mfw i just took a 100mg THC capsule because i live in the land of freedom
>>79788119
>By 2025, Labor will increase Australia's annual humanitarian intake to 27,000 – almost double the current intake under the Abbott Government of 13,750
From Labor's website
>>79788119
Kinda. Not the same kind as you get in Europe though, because they can't usually sail here.
>>79786463
Rekt
>>79787654
This
>>79788300
>>79788086
>No thanks to libtards not taxing companies making money off of or resources.
There was no way you were ever gonna get the levels of revenue from a mining tax that were being touted.
The miners would have shut down the mines until a more reasonable government came in first.
>>79788339
>land of freedom
>2 states with legal weed
>illegal prostitution
>highest incarcerated population on the planet
>21 to do anything of value except driving
>>79787974
>Because he's a moron
He's most likely smarter than everyone you know and have ever known
>>79788367
I aint happy about that, I was planning to flee to Australia if it got too bad here.
Why is it always the White countries letting in all these third worlders?
>>79788545
it doesnt matter if its just 1 state
it being legal in at least 1 state means ANY state can buy these professional products online
1 state legalizing weed = ANY state able to buy THC pills now
where
is
tone
>>79788720
>1 state legalizing weed = ANY state able to buy THC pills now
Enjoy your federal prison faggot.
>>79788720
>doesn't handle the rest of the issue
>you can still be arrested for these items in your home state if caught
>implying you couldn't buy top tier weed online for 10+ years on sites like silk road and it's predecessors/successors
>>79788124
only 148 votes in it, super tight
>>79788929
> Informality:5.25%
> Enrolment:99,091
>>79789118
>>79788929
>>79788124
Why do all these candidates sound like they have pornstarnames
>van Manen
>Hardman
>Sally Spain
Whose gonna win cowan lads?
>>79789257
>Whose gonna win cowan lads?
Labor. Not by much tho
>>79787509
We don't have enough jobs fuckhead. We have unemplyment spiralling to upwards of 25% among 18-30 year olds, and you want to import chinks to fill jobs? Every chink working on a visa is one more dole bludger who couldn't find a job even if he tried.
>>79788808
Enjoy your sour grapes, faggot
>>79788894
>silk road
please you dumb faggot
silk road is literally just renamed to AlphaBay with even more fucking security such as the PGP method
you guys are just fucking normies who dont understand the internet & think all it consists of is facebook, reddit, and 4chan
just shut the fuck up
>>79789586
>Enjoy your sour grapes, faggot
At least I can smoke some kush without worrying about a bunch of paramilitaries breaking the fucking door down - Yank!
>>79783142
ONE SEAT. TWO TO TANGO!
>>79789799
You dont even have fucking guns, dont act like you have pharmaceutical grade THC tablets
>>79789585
We need to do what the UK is proposing. Kick out people earning less than a certain amount to get rid of the low wagers who are very literally taking jobs from people, and then still allow in skilled workers on specific visas if and only if the government decides there is a shortage of workers in some area.
>>79789762
>it's predecessors and successors
It's the most well known, was certainly the most publicised and my point still holds. pic related
>>79789930
yeah okay, i see you've resorted to memes
we're done here
>>79784212
GET OUT FOUR STARS! DELETE THIS.
>>79789849
>ONE SEAT. TWO TO TANGO!
Agreed. If NXT win Grey then they will probably be kingmaker.
>>79783142
They'll never deal with the Greens. NXT will probably have two MPs, and they're centrists. Otherwise, there's 2 IND and Katter.
>>79789193
Bert van Manen bangs Sally Spain's brains out while her husband Des Hardman watches on
yeah sounds like a pornhub title
>>79785668
>>79785525
odds back to $4 now.
20 or 30 minutes ago they were $4.50
So what's the deal? As everything stand right now who is favoured? Redpill me, Nigel.
>>79790661
I wouldn't think too much of the bookies odds as they had libs with an easy win before the election
>>79790774
>Nigel
>>79779182
>it's another irrelevant losers getting into the senate episode
>>79790958
Sick of it desu, we really need to stop voting ALP and LNP into there.
>>79790958
Voting results suggest the majors are losing their relevancy.
>>79783335
I'm Commander Fuckin Keen for Pauline!
John Howard's telling libs to not cut there throats quite yet, I want good ol john back
How's it looking lads? LNP minority government?
If labor wins, will the NBN be modded from Abbott's shit implementations of it in any way?
is it true one nations won 4 seats?
Xenophon Team losing some of its lead in Grey with all these postal votes
>>79791394
>LNP minority government?
Yeah most likely LNP will get 75 or 76 seats. If 75 will govern with Katter's support.
>>79791461
>is it true one nations won 4 seats?
No they have won 1 senate seat (Pauline in Queensland) and are in with a chance at winning two others (NSW and WA) these last two are far from certain though.
>>79791397
No. the NBN was never intended to be rolled out the way labor layed it out from the beginning. the Reason Labor started it was because they knew they'd lose the next election and they wanted to hot-potato it to Liberal to make it seem like Liberal cracking down on it was them being the bad guys.
the NBN was doomed from the start.
>>79791473
NXT has received over 200k votes. I don't even understand what his appeal is?
>>79791659
>the NBN was doomed from the start.
I've got mine.
>>79791707
>I don't even understand what his appeal is?
He's not Labor, Liberal or greens.
>>79791659
Oh well, I'm getting between 40-80Mbps depending on time of day so I've lost interest in it anyways. Still would've been nice to have some decent infrastructure around here though, if it weren't for those out of touch idiots responsible for it.
>>79791397
>all I care about is muh NBN!
Shit was fucked from the start lad
Labor had 2 terms and did fuck all rollouts and had they won in 2013 would still have probably done fuck all.
Instead though we get second rate copper from libs. Either way it was fucked.
>tfw rollout hasnt started in my area at all and most likely several years away
JUST
>>79785941
Stop voting for meme parties you idiot. Voting Lib Dem is as good as a donkey vote.
>>79783335
Me.
>>79786054
Wish I could say the same about my GF. Bretty good oral skills, but acts like my substance is acid. Cunt.
>>79791906
>its hopeless so dont try, just vote for major parties
Kys
>>79791659
>and they wanted to hot-potato it
Labor do this with everything -- health, NDIS, education and the NBN
They promise the world (like ridiculous heath and education spending) and then start screaming "CUTS" when the Liberals don't match their absurd spending
>>79791707
Read some of the policies on his website. Strikes a chord with protectionist muh Australian jobs types
>>79791316
>>79791961
Top work, lads.
>mfw some cunt said that letting One Nation in would be bad for Australia
>>79791722
>tfw no NBN
>>79790958
>>79791245
>>79791250
First TRUMP
Second BREXIT
Now AUS THIRD PARTY OPTIONS
we need a catchy one word phrase
>>79783726
ON only has the senate you shitter, government is formed in the house of reps
>>79792378
It's 2016
>>79785643
number 2 gets me every time
>>79791245
we need actual strong minor parties so it's not 50 one issue cucks getting in and preferencing ALP/LNP every time
>>79792385
>taking shitposting this seriously
>>79792348
>tfw got nbn but it's literally no different to the internet I had before when it's not 3am
>>79792515
>only pretending to be retarded
>>79792515
>>79785941
>liberal democrats
>giving guns back
LAUGHTER
Mate, they're just a DUDE WEED LMAO party since that's the majority of their supporter base, its cucks who would otherwise vote for the Greens.
Even if the LDP wanted to give our guns back, they'd let in that many fucking browns that it would be fucking pointless since we'd not even have a country left, because the ((((free market)))) willed it.
If you want your guns back vote for SHOOTERS FISHERS AND FARMERS (shoot fucking faggots) or PAULINE
>>79792505
start a new party.
policies which capture every demographic with centrist policies, with an empasis on protecting "Australia" the continent so you retain greens/enviro/abo interest ( while being wholey irrelevant in the scheme of things) while also protecting "Australia" the nation.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3672142/Call-Quexit-Pauline-Hanson-elected-senate-election-2016.html
LOVING
EVERY
LAUGH
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-07-05/election-2016-derryn-hinch-mocks-pauline-hanson-cctv-in-mosques/7569934
Hinch is a fucking faggot cunt. What a piece of shit.
>>79792435
>>HJYJ7emN
>HYEMN
HYMEN
>>79792812
It's like fucking watergate, everything is gunna have an -exit on the end of it for years, even if it makes no sense or can't be said properly.
>>79792812
If that happens I'll laugh forever. Also that'll domino to WA then SA/NT and probably TAS after that too.
>>79792911
Will personally be calling the Italian one Italeave.
>>79792876
>nonce that is anti-nonce
>pro-LBGT/gay marriage
>pro safe schools
>muh animals and muh greenpeace
>kiwi
Who knew he was a faggot?
>>79793032
They really need to cal Czexit Czechout or why even live
>>79792876
fuck this kiddy fiddling cunt
>>79793041
>nonce that is anti-nonce
so he is a self hating projector? kek mfw when he is the first person to go on the pedo list followed by the rest of 4chan
>>79793041
I hope they dump this faggot with the half term. No doubt all the SJWs will line up to suck his cock for bitching about One Nation.
>>79786712
>xenomorph
>sending refugees back
what
>>79783871
>>79787623
>>79788281
Thanks guys I guess there's nothing better to spend money on than the future of the white race. See ya'll come 2018 in our state elections.
>>79793248
Trust Melbin to elect him over One Nation.
>>79791886
The fuck are you even talking about. The NBN as a policy wasn't even announced until 2009, 2 years into the first term.
They then needed to create NBN co, negotiate contracts with Telstra and Optus, start a trial program and rollout plan and start hiring contractors to do the work. Contractors who then need to invest in the gear to perform the rollout.
By 2011 there were trucks busting out fibre around the inner suburbs of WA all over the place. It wasn't until the lead up to the 2013 election that everything ground to a halt. Liberals announcing their plans to change the rollout meant private contractors who invested significant capital into equipment to perform the works were hung out to dry. They had to start selling it, being unsure they would even have the work to recover the costs.
We experienced a shortage in skilled techs to do the hookups because, again, no one knew if they were going to have jobs.
Had the libs not shat all over the rollout only 2 years into the actual implementation, it would be busting along fine.
>Labor had 2 terms and did fuck all rollouts
Fuck this triggered me. You're the dumbest motherfucker in this thread.
>>79792787
>policies which capture every demographic with centrist policies, with an empasis on protecting "Australia" the continent so you retain greens/enviro/abo interest ( while being wholey irrelevant in the scheme of things) while also protecting "Australia" the nation.
>>79791906
Preferential voting you dip
>>79793463
yes. ill never vote lib cause of what they did to my internet. i could be streaming 4k porn to my vr goggles. instead i cant even watch netflix.
fucking absolute cunts
>>79793801
Why does the commonwealth have 3rd world internet?
>>79793463
>Had the libs not shat all over the rollout only 2 years into the actual implementation, it would be busting along fine.
Except for it being overbudget and behind schedule before Liberals got in.
But then to socialist authoritarians the amount of money and time spent on a massive wealth redistribution and cross subsidisation project is generally irrelevant.
>>79786885
Holy fuck, I had a good chuckle. Mate, Tones will never be relevant again.
>>79793286
>Depending on the outcome of the assessment, individuals must either be returned to their country of origin where safe and practical to do so, or settled in another country with the co-operation of the UNHCR.
Good shit. "Not in australia" is effectively the policy.
>Government must ensure the safety and security of refugees in offshore processing centres, including timely health and mental health care.
>International agencies such as the UNHCR, Red Cross and media organisations should have access to any detention centres.
>Whistleblowers must be protected for speaking out.
Other points on """refugees""". They're fine and dandy.
The man is centrist after all.
>>79793493
lel
Still don't understand why the ALP didn't preference Xenophon in SA. It could end up costing them government.
Gotta protect the duopoly, I guess.
>>79793992
dont worry, friend
https://www.adamscable.com/internet.html
I have the 15MB plan
>>79779182
Oh no!
Are we cuckolds now lads?
I dont want to be a cuckold
>>79789884
I have guns, and I'd rather have them than listen to a stoned fuckwit crap on about DUDE WEED LMAO.
Also, cannabanoid use disqualifies you from owning guns if you answer the NICS form honestly
>>79793992
>>79794191
>>79793801
>>79793463
>>79791886
>>79791397
Speak for yourselves
>>79794185
Wait, I thought preferences don't work that way any more? Or is it just the Senate?
>>79792223
Bill Shorten, the rest of Labor and Greens sound more salty about Australia electing Pauline Hanson than the Remain camp in UK.
>>79793992
a big part of it is infrastructure worldwide.
if netflix doesn't have a major hub in australia then the ISPs literally have to carry the signal there on the underwater cables. distance is a big deal. this is why, say, south korea, has the best internet in the world. no one is more than 100 miles from a massive server stack.
there's more to it than that but thats kinda simplified.
>>79794438
Just the senate. I'm talking about preferences on the HTV cards. Most voters follow those and instead of preference Xenophon, Labor chose to run an open ticket.
