>be American
>go from zero to world power in under 300 years
>>79733742
Your people are very mediocre
Much of your succes comes from having a lot of land, natural resources and skilled inmigrants.
>>79734397
WORLDS
ONLY
SUPERPOWER!
When was spain ever able to say this?
When you were moorish?
>>79734067
>>79734397
Still angry we took your empire?
>>79734397
Still mad that we took Florida from you, I take
>WE
>>79734527
No. When we conquered with blood and steel more land than your country will ever have, and held it for the same time your nation exists.
Plus america has only been the world power for a very short time and you are already in a horrible decline, have you seen your candidates to the presidency? hahahahahahah
Oh. I forgot that all of the things we achieved were with a population of 10 million and between 20+ civil wars, you guys only had 1.
>>79734397
>waa waa no fair you cheated
keep bitching rest of the world
>>79735479
Not really. I dont give a fuck.
we were a dying empire and you a hungry new country.
>>79735962
I didnt say you cheated.
Only that your succes wasnt from the quality of your people. Just numbers and a good location.
>>79734397
That's not your flag nigger.
GOD BLESS AMERIGA :DDDDDDD
>>79734397
AsSpain pls.
>be American
>steal land from natives
>hate doing work so much you go to fucking Africa to get blacks to do it for you
>be irrelevant for 200 years until there are enough prominent kikes to influence you to get involved in world wars
>get cucked by niggers and Mexicans more and more every year
>>79733742
It was more like zero to world power in 170 years.
The crazier one is we went from inventing the airplane and landing on the moon in 66 years.
>>79733742
>world power
>have to baby-sit israel
>cannot defeat mudslimes in a cave
>3/4 made of spaniards , chinese , negroes , jews and italians ....white.
cucks
>>79736481
Pretty retarded post brah.
>>79736639
Who even are you?
>>79736481
>>79736639
>America was so terrible your countrymen immigrated here en masse
>>79734397
>>79735822
>>79736057
>>79736182
>>79736481
>>79736639
>mfw worthless shitty countries try to pick on the best country on the planet to feel better about themselves.
I'm surprised you guys can find time to post here in between drinking yourself to death, reminiscing about your past, and all round being worthless savages that let your own countries rot.
>>79735822
> Spain
> Colonizes South America
> Loses colonies and they all become shitcountries
> Loses war with the United States, surrendering even more colonies
> Spreads more disease than culture or political influence
> Becomes shitcountry during spats with civil war and fascism
> Probably one of the shittiest countries in Europe b/c poverty and bureaucracy
> Still shits on the US
Fuck off Spaniards
>>79733742
God bless Murica
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPRfP_TEQ-g&ab_channel=FOX10Phoenix
>>79736244
The Bell is Tolling soon for Hillary Clinton. TRUMP 2016!
Watch:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2h92qYu_sg
>>79733742
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xxdwpGFhKY
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xxdwpGFhKY
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xxdwpGFhKY
>>79737330
i never thought about that. is the difference between north america and south the fact that the Indians all got killed?
If the indians were still around they'd probably be impeding progress.
>>79734397
>hey guys let's not kill all the natives, just fuck them, make lots of mixed children and lost all of our conquered territory
https://youtu.be/dZQwKVspiMA
>>79736481
>flustered Paddy spews hate at the U.S. because his irrelevant island got cucked by Britain since the Dark Ages and did fuck all about it
Have another pint, you sad little cunt.
>>79734527
>world's only superpower
Ahem
>>79738691
USA got lucky that disease wiped out 95% of the indians. but now i wonder why south americans weren't susceptible to european diseases?
>>79738433
>this triggers the liberals
>>79733742
>Daily reminder that Britain has just successfully made themselves great again
>Daily Reminder that we are on the precipice of America being great again
>Daily reminder that Russia is still great
>Daily reminder that Nigel Farage's successor, Donald Trump, and Putin will lead the world into glorious new age
feels good man
>>79737312
>american calling us savages
>>79739098
>but now i wonder why south americans weren't susceptible to european diseases?
>american education
>>79736639
>grow potatoes
>sell them
>starve because you were too fucking stupid to eat your own potatoes
Ireland everyone
>>79741959
Poor people ARE savages
>>79741959
>portugal
>calling america savages
>>79738968
Are you seriously implying what I think you are?
>>79733742
Which American did that?
>>79733742
And no one on the planet thinks it's somewhat fishy. Kek
>>79734067
Hnnnnggg. You got me, I've never replied to girl pics before
>Doing manual labor in dem shorts
>thick working body
>subtle racism shirt
I-is this what being in love feels like anon?
>>79737312
>>79737330
How many countries has Muricah conquer?
Vietnam?Iraq?Afghnistan?Korea?
wew lads, what a superpower
>>79742320
60% white
only like 400 refugges came here to Portugal
http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/syrias-suffering-families/u-s-way-behind-its-goal-accepting-10-000-syrian-n552521
>>79743052
>>79736182
>spain
>quality of people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hcSpSC8T0M
>>79743052
Lol Im here on vacation m8 and all I see is monkey people and British nogs
>>79733742
You were a mixture of european superpowers migrants colonies.You gain your independency and then what?What countries where anexed to your empire?
You only fight against little nations, and even then you ran away like last time in Iraq.
You're only good at one thing, Jewishwood propaganda:
>Murica saviours of Europe part 88
But the dirty work was done by the Red Army. >Who cares? Murica fuck yeah!
>>79734397
OUR SUCESS COMES FROM ROCK AND ROLL BROTHER!
MUTHAFUKIN UNTIED SATES OF THE WORLD AND FUCKIN SPACE, BROTHER!
TV MOVIES BLACK LEATHER JACKET
BENDING YOUR MOMMA OVER THE HOOD OF A TRANS AM, BROTHER!
ROCKIN THE BEAT OF A MOIST M14
THROWING DOWN BURGERS AND BUSTIN'
COLD MOVES ON UTAH BEACH, BROTHER!
>>79743929
the whole world was annexed
look at yourself, you're talking in English on an American image board to a bunch of Americans about America
you've been colonized
have a nice day
>>79743929
We have bases on every continent in the world.
What you got?
>>79744308
>>79742320
Pretty much everyone is more cultured than Americans who are truly the most pathetic beings to ever be considered human.
>>79744519
get your wallet ready
>>79744308
You have annexed nothing, only some clay from Mexico, that is.
>The Spanish language is the second most spoken language in the United States of America. There are 45 million Hispanophones who speak Spanish as a first or second language in the United States
>>79744407
Comparing a military base in NATO with subjugating entire countries for decades or centuries like true empires do.
>>79744789
>you've annexed nothing
We've annexed the mental and social state of the world dude.
Take a look around and thank us later.
>>79735822
Fuck you for eradicating the Incas. They were probably the most civilized barbarians out there. I still can't believe they were exterminated while abos and niggers were let to live.
>>79745271
Thanks for what? SJW ideology is ruining Sweden and Germany, and other western countries are in the same way.
>>79745199
Subjugation has never been our goal, but those sluts at Sigonalla were pretty cash.
Tell your sister I said Hi
>>79742793
>Being in love with a girls that use the same clothes that a woman in a brothel uses.
>>79733742
>be second oldest country in the world despite urrp's eternal asspain
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_national_constitutions
Youre country is fucking pathetic your state exist only to serve israel
>mfw america would btfo every country in post-brexit EU so fast the war would be over in under a month
>b-but muh empire!
your time in the limelight is over. give it a rest, grandpa.
>>79745553
Yeah, yeah, now go an prep Tyrone so he can fuck your mother faggot.
>>79738677
If black people were imported less or not at all, and the indians had been completely exterminated, things would probably be pretty fine in Latin America.
>>79746181
Nigger, you can't even conquer Afghanistan, the Taliban are still there smoking weed and laughning at you.
>>79746875
>we stayed long enough to flood europe with cheap heroin
>we're still there
>we lost
Pick one dickbag.
We won. Get over it.
>be gengis khan
>go from zero to ruler of the world in 20 years
>>79747126
>we're still there
Hidden in your bases it seems
http://www.longwarjournal.org/archives/2016/07/taliban-shows-omar-ibn-khattab-training-camp-in-kunduz.php
>USA
Does a bigger meme country exist?
>>79747610
>Spain is in the Schengen area
Enjoy your Sharia. Your empire wont mean shit when 50-100 years from now nothing remains of your country except brown people who'll chop your head off if you dont pray five times a day.
>>79733742
>Be some shitty little collection of farmers and store clerks
>Tell the greatest empire the world has ever seen to fuck off
>47 years later declare that they own the western hemisphere and that any Europeans dipping their fingers in the Americas will be considered a hostile action
>Europe actually listens
America has always been a world power
You can't argue with Americans, because AMERICA FUCK YEAH! All the fucking time.
>>79748644
>beating Britain and some other dumb little European nations makes you a world power
>>79738433
>using children as bait to spread your message
The only difference between what Trump is doing what liberals have been doing for decades is that Trump's has a positive message. Props to him.
>>79748866
I read a book on Bulgarian folk tales.
They all sucked about as much as your opinion.
>>79738968
Oh... H-hey dad..
>>79738968
Hey Dad! Remember when we kicked your ass?
>>79748758
Failure can't argue with success.
>>79749056
>American
>reading
>>79733742
>>79733742
>300 years
>>79749115
I'm very proud of you and you're doing very well on your own. Still, I thought you'd matured beyond your rebellious phase.
>60% white
>Built on immigration
>Worship jews
>Mutilate their childrens dicks because of jews
>The american government send their soldiers to fight and die for israel
>Americans are proud to be stupid
>Americans dont realize that people thinks their country is cool because of Hollywood movies, Donald Trump memes. Youve got nothing else to be proud of
>>79748758
Arguing requires brain capacity, and its really hard for americans with burgers in their blood to use their brain capacity
>>79748758
Fuckin A.
It's in our Constitution, in the fine print.
>>79749432
>expecting a nation of pranksters and pirates to mature
>>79748636
>implying mexicans won't do the same to you
>BBBBBBUT TRUYNP WIALL WiN!!!?
the damage is already done, and we haven't taken any refugees, yet, except 3 families.
>>79748644
>american UNIRONICALLY believe that they fought THE WHOLE BRITISH ARMY, ALONE WITH NO SUPPORT FROM ANYONE AND WITH ONLY FARMERS.
you don't even know how much Spain did for the revolution, and think you only fought the british with only pitchforks and no guns.
Having pride in your nation is no reason to go full retard.
>t. the nation state entirely devoted to prepping bulls
>>79733742
>from zero
British money and slavery gave you kind of a head start.
>>79749821
>Having pride in your nation is no reason to go full retard.
The Colonies was the first proxy war against the Crown. Big deal.
In exchange, we send corn-fed farmboys to protest every shithole on the planet.
When you gonna lift your share?
>>79742805
>he doesn't know about how much of the 3rd world we basically own
>>79750208
None of it?
>>79749886
>>79749481
>>79749821
He'll win. Hillary is down to a 5 point lead, lower than before. After the primary debates happen, Trump is going to btfo crooked hillary so hard he will win the biggest landslide victory in US history. You irrelevant cucks, on the other hand, now have your future entirely in the hands of globalist Angela Merkel and her puppets. You should look forward to a career of prepping muslim bulls for your women.
>>79734397
Didnt spain owned like half of the world at one time?
What happen
>>79733742
>zero
>ameritards believe this
kys retard
>>79750785
https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panama
It's a regular pattern of building infrastructure they can never pay off then taking whatever we want.
Also, ever heard of the USD?
>>79750962
They lost to banana niggers then they got BTFO'd by the greatest country on planet earth
>>79750861
holy fuck youre right, sweden yes meme is totally the truth...
Fuck off you retarded burger
>>79734397
>having a lot of land
You mean conquering a lot of land.
>>79733742
>60% white
Nothing says AMERICA like spending the 3 day weekend on a bender alone. Happy 4th Bros. Hopefully we'll get to celebrate this way next year.
>>79749339
>under 300 years
learn to read
>>79733742
American college boyo springbreakers have the best asses. Better than the women's.
Is there's anyway to buy a MAGA hat in New York or Washington, besides ordering from Trump's site?
I'm going for a vacation there soon
>>79753371
Go to Trump Tower. They got a souvenir shop in the first floor.
>>79752535
>i-it's just a meme! we're really not bringing in brown immigrants in unprecedented levels!
look sven, i know shitposting while the bull fucks your girlfriend stops the pain for just a little bit, but tomorrow you will have to prep the bull again. this is your life now
>>79753488
Damn, I completly forgot it's on New York!
"Hey dad, let's take this train today, we're going somewhere else..."
>>79750861
I hope (and think) that Trump will win and by a pretty significant margin, but you're deluding yourself if you think it'll be by the largest margin in history.
>>79735585
>took
pretty sure they sold it
Is the legal alchohol age in the whole of USA is 21+?
>>79736529
Is this fucking true?
>>79736213
>america calling someone else a nigger
>>79734397
Get a job Fernando.
>>79754346
Yep
>>79754346
If you're with your parents if can be 16 or 18 for beer.
>>79735585
You are actualy happy to have florida ? I mean ... its florida...
>>79736639
Isreal is our buffer in the middle east, no other nation except for our dictator friend in Egypt would let us keep bases or any major forces in their country. Isreal is a mixed bag, their government is hurting the US and tries to manipulate us, but they also want to kill the mudslimes and they give us a great place to store weapons and vehicles around major war zones and they protect it all for us in exchange for more guns to kill mudslimes.
I think their people are pretty based when it comes to the real world religious threat from islam, and they will get their hands dirty to end it.
>>79754725
Wait what? really?
This trip is with my father and little bro,
Is it possible to go to bars with my father and order beer? I'm 18/19
>>79754079
We'll see what happens after the debates. He has so many things to attack her on and I'm sure he'll get her on every last one of them. Just remember, before the debates fucking Jeb Bush was the favorite republican candidate. So we'll see what happens. If you go look at her twitter, she has already attempted to come at him and the only thing it's exposed is that she doesnt have a single point to hit him with. If it isn't the biggest landslide victory in US presidential history, there will be no doubt in my mind it will have been because of jewry. Trump may be pro-Israel, but he isnt pro-Globalism and that makes jews want to take him out.
>>79755044
No, your father can buy beer and drink it in your hotel room.
What state is it so I can make sure. It depends on the state.
>>79755400
Fuck that, bars have atmospere and shit
I'm going to New York and Washington
>>79733742
Use this one
>>79755008
You're in denial. Israel OWN you. The jews practicly own everything in america, from the corporations to the media. They also have a huge influence in political life.
Empire of the fucking world!
Happy treason day, you ungrateful colonials.
<3
>All of the butthurt countries in this thread.
>>79753218
You know it Juan.
>>79733742
How are there people on the right still infatuated with the idea of america? The only admirable things left are the legal tolerance of free speech and what remains of the legal firearm ownership.
Let it die.
>>79755681
thanks you European ingrate
>>79734527
>When was Spain ever able to say this.
When they conquered all of America and still had a vibrant empire in the usual places. They did have their time in the spotlight before fading into what they are today.
>>79755681
Happy treason day, you ungrateful colonials.
<3
>>79738968
I was about to cut down your delusions... but then I remembered brexit, okay uk you're a super power I'll let you have that
>>79755449
Canada is right there. Just go across tor a day.
>>79755681
We're the reason you can't have guns and knives.
>he doesnt live in the most powefrul nation in the entire universe
>>79755681
Mommm! Dad's having one of his 'episodes' again!
Honey, just remind him of the good ol' days and reassure him again that the Scots and Irish would never really leave like we did
>>79756089
I actually will, on the Canadian side of the niagara falls
>be America
>have $19.3 trillion in debt
have fun being china's bitch
>>79755681
https://youtu.be/WvOZs3g3qIo
arrivederci, King George!
>>79743929
So jealous of our empire because we ending yours. You wanna know who we beat after the revolution? YOU!!
O SAY CAN YOU SEE
>>79755939
thanks euro ingrate
>>79756172
800,000
>800,000
800,000
>800,000
800,000
>800,000
gib house gib monie
>be american
>go from zero to casket unaware you are under martial law
>>79755939
You were party to that treason and you used to be proud of it. What happened?
>>79756172
We owe more debt to japan you uneducated german cuck. You wanna who's Americas bitch its? YOU!!
>>79733742
Did you go from zero though?
You kinda inherited the skills and experience of previous empires
>>79743929
>annexed
so old school
we just invest and reap profits, why would we want to delegate nations and people who want to do it themselves?
That's what you Old World folk did, and even now with the strongest and fastest Navy, we could probably keep overseas territory but why bother
>using borrowed knowledge, tech and resources from Europe and manpower from Africa
>playing world police since ever despite being isolated
murrica should have never engaged in any war, just minding your cotton business, you would be so much better off
>>79733742
Look at how bad the United States shits on all other countries.
We could buy them all multiple times over.
>>79735479
>Spanish Intellectuals
>>79756820
You would have been under Soviet control still.
>>79749481
The only thing you're country has to be proud of is your nord blood, which will soon go away thanks to Achmed and friends.
>>79739602
there'll be no need to praise that manlet once the west uncucks itself
>this thread
>>79733742
The US didn't start at zero, it had a pretty solid foundation
>>79734397
I guess manifest destiny worked out in the end. Or are you pissed that Roosevelt kicked your ass?
>>79757084
maybe but I was just talking about AMERICA being better off, not giving you another chance to boast and praise yourself worldpoliceman
>these assmad foreigners will never get to experience our true freedom from birth
>>79748644
The British actually enforced the Monroe doctrine at first
>>79757479
Fuck you...go run back to putin you ingrate fuck
>go to beach
>it's filled with spics and mudslimes taking up all the grills and blasting their shitty ethnic music
Fuck them. It should be legal to kill nonwhites on the 4th of July.
The United States is ready to dominate the Olympics
Get ready shit hole brazil
>>79756172
>Germany talking shit
All the real krauts are dead germanfag
Your just a shell of your former self
>>79734397
You have to pretty fucking excellent to attain and then hold onto said resources desu.
The most depressing day of the year for me.
I want to be American so bad.
>>79733742
Haha be Italian.
Know all western cultures originated from mine.
Know we dominated the World for 1000 years.
Compare to America.
Think america is the next power to fall.
Gtfo fat disgusting nippo-loving basement neckbeard.
>tfw not an American
Someone shoot me.
>>79757877
USA USA USA USA.
>>79759177
>Know all western cultures originated from mine.
>Know we dominated the World for 1000 years.
You must be smoking some good shit Pierre.
>>79733742
AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!
>>79749115
>kicked your ass
Bit of a stretch there son. Congrats on beating your old man though
>>79759177
>be the 2nd most decadent country in Europe
>bitterly shitpost on an Indonesian cuckoldry forum about America
wew lad
>>79759177
You arent Greek fuck boy
>>79760330
bullshit big time
>>79760330
ofc they will they get to be racist and beat their wives without reperussions lol
>Be persian
>Have huge empire and one of the oldest and first countries to exist
>USA Still scared shitless of us
>>79756541
He talk about england ex french colony not usa
>>79761289
I like persian but you are like40% in your country
>>79761343
Oh, my mistake. I'm drunk.
>>79754414
>Having a FUCKING NIGGER FLAG
>>79746875
If politicians actually let us go full force. The Tali-wally would be bone chips and blood mist. So sit the fuck down you dumb nigger.
>>79761289
>he thinks the USA is scared of him
This is extremely delusional mate. People in the U.S. are scared of NO ONE. It may be arrogance but it's true. They hardly ever even think about other countries.
>Mfw I'm about to go out on my boat to enjoy the sun and drink beer and shoot fireworks w/ friends
>Mfw I don't have to worry about mooslims cutting my head off or raping my girlfriend
>Mfw I don't have to stand in 12 hr lines to get a loaf of bread (not naming countries)
>Mfw when a bunch of countries the size and GDP of Ohio say "kek! burgers are still scared of us"
>>79760330
Is Italy Rome's failed child?
>>79761950
Im not talking about the ordinary people tho, i mean the government and the higher powers
This level of butthurt kek
let's resume american history.
>Independance won almost totaly by france and spain.
>betrayal france right after
>be in a gigantic country in a ultra rich continent with not a single threat
>suceed to be totaly irrelevant for 200 years
>become a world power and a real country after WW1 who kill europe
>become a world superpower after WW2
> will collapse just 90 years later due to mass imigration
Congrats
MURICA YEAH
>>79762233
Even then they just pretend to be afraid of you to serve the interests of Israel. As fucked up as that is, they aren't really afraid of you. I don't mind Iran, myself. The Shiites are alright. They bug the Jews and resist the NWO.
>>79762444
Ah whatever, You guys are pretty based.
>>79742238
That's Italy you're talking to m80
>>79734397
>Great depression and Dustbowl in the 30s
>walked on the moon in the 60s
>Spain's only contribution is a man named Ponce who wandered around Florida in a drunken stupor looking for a fountain that would make him young.
