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Why are black people so fascinated by these?
They never invented the wheel, it's like magic to them.
>>79732602
Stop posting, Sweden.
It's called niggertech for a reason
>>79732602
They're too lazy to walk
>>79732745
this.
>>79732602
Because walking upright on two legs is very difficult to master.
>>79732602
LOOK... no hands
>>79732745
they didn't obsess over the segway though
>>79732976
They cost like $7k so there's your explanation
I assume they think it's some form of magic
>>79732976
no one likes segways because they look like shit
>>79732976
It's harder to steal a segway
>>79733122
R2-dindu
>>79732976
Segways have handles. Yard apes need their hands free so they can grab shit while leaning about like tards.
>>79732602
they're not fully bipedal
>>79732602
cuz of pic related
>>79732602
It makes them feel like kings
I think a lot of the success of them was that they could preserve their sneakers with a product that costs about two pairs worth of sneakers.
>>79733396
>R2Dindu
Best filename ever.
>>79732602
because they are dope af and theya re trump approved
>>79733396
that was the laziest robbery ever
>>79733378
lmao
so are they actually fun to use? I'm sort of fat I assume I would lose my balance while changing to reverse from forward.
First they forgot how to build pyramids and soon they will forget how to walk.
>>79733658
that's the ideal way to do it
not make a fuss
>>79732602
Because that way they can not damage/soil their sneakers.
Because they're sort of like cars, but easier to steal.
because who is more susceptible to nouveau riche memes than niggers?
>>79732602
>Why are black people so fascinated by these?
>frivolous bling
>will probably injure you
It's almost as if they were created for niggers
>>79733122
>>79733293
Honestly it's because they were put in tons of rap videos as a marketing strategy and it worked.
>>79732951
Underrated
they also love those blue tooth cell phone mic things, ive never seen anyone other than black people at walmart talking into those things loud as fuck with their giant fat arms that look like thighs
>>79734179
Correcto.
Marketing. I think schools (unis) in the US also buy them for their football players. At my uni I saw tons of feral, beefed up roody-poos rolling around on them. I guess it prevents them from having to walk and makes them focus on keeping their balance instead of raping or fighting.
>>79734372
I've noticed this as well, all this talk has me asking too why Spics lobe Spongebob, specifically Puerto Ricans and Dominicans?
>>79732602
Easy to steal.
*love
Because black people are obsessed with things that serve no practical purpose other than "look at me with my expensive, shiny stuff." Hence the reason they also have an obsession with hideous jewelry and sneakers that look like they were designed by a 4 year old. Black people have absolutely no fashion sense or self-awareness.
Expensive enough that you wouldn't go buy it on a whim but cheap enough that you can if you're a dumb ass. Such things are always popular with blacks, expensive shoes, alcohols, and to a lesser extent cars are all things anyone can afford in all actuality that are flashy and show that you're wealthy even if you're not. A normal person goes and buys shoes they can afford, cars they can afford, and electronics they can afford. The American black chooses to purchase things they can't afford just because they can. Case and point I work at a repair shop in Chicago and 3-4 times a day we get a call about someone wanting us to fix their hoverboard, because they can't just afford to buy a new one if it breaks. Only buy things you can replace easily if need be.
>>79732602
They look stupid and cost a lot
I-I mean DEY SWAG AF NIGGA WUTCHU TRYNA SAY????
>>79732694
This
>>79732710
Nej, jag vägrar
>>79737631
This. Blacks are obsessed with status symbols no matter how stupid they are. I spoke to a black dude who was in the army for 4 years, when he got out he blew all the money he had saved up on an Audi. Of course he didn't know shit about car maintenance so it's probably ruined by now.
>>79732976
Segways were expensive as hell, only people I ever saw on them were cops in the tourist areas of my city.
>>79739480
Audis are nice cars depending on what model he got. Kind of surprised a nigger went for something besides a Cadillac.
>>79739779
He had been stationed in germany, that might have influenced his choice. But yeah, Audis are nice cars but he just made a big point about buying the most expensive audi he could afford.
>>79734179
This honestly makes a lot of sense and is prolly why apes love the dinduboard
>>79733293
my sides
>>79734035
>>79732602
>black people
niggers. they're called niggers you PC faggot
>>79733628
>power cord right there
Did he died?
>>79736789
>they were designed by a 4 year old
Here you have it folks.
Melanin enriched people are kind of like children. Pubescent girls to be exact. Still obsessed with thangs, dreads and hello kitty but they can irrationally think that fucking your jaw is ok for dissing her/his best friend forever nigga.
>>79733122
this is sad
you cant even make this shit up
>>79732602
It allows them to expend less energy when fleeing the scenes of their crimes.
>>79743546
Just niggers, nothing new.
How long had you been on pol before you realized there was a good reason for the KKK?
>>79734179
I was about to ask if the hoverboard company specifically advertised hoverboards to blacks or if it was just some strange coincidence that blacks loved them.
>>79743805
Slavery was wrong to begin with because we imported these fuckers.
>>79744207
Oh boo hoo, if you gave one shit about slavery you would be trying to stop it.
Todsy, right now. In Africa. Don't cry to me little nigger lover.
>>79733434
But they IS kings
>>79738673
när blir du en hanrej?
>>79732602
Because it's simpler to use the bike or car.
They can't use anything complicated.
>>79732602
I think it stems from that old Jetsons joke about there being no black people in the future. You know the one:
>Ever notice there are no black people on the Jetsons?
Yeah, future is looking pretty good.
The blacks think these things are from the future. They think that by riding them white people will grow to accept them being present in the future. It's an evolutionary strategy to make sure the Jetsons joke doesn't come true.
>>79744364
I dont give a fuck about what goes on in Africa. I do give a fuck about importing third worlders, regardless if they are slaves or free people.
>>79745035
No American negros today ever was a slave. Their parents were not slaves.
It's over. I don't apologize for shit I didn't do.
Black people seem obsessed with footwear in general. This is probably just an extension of that.
>>79732602
The first time I saw someone riding that thing the rider was black.
>>79745565
This. Only seen dindus that ride this thing.
>>79733434
>It makes them feel like kangs
fixed it for ya.
Because they are easy to steal, like bikes and cars.
>HOL UP
>SO U BE SAYING EYE JUZ STEP ON AN ET GO AN SHET?
>SHEEEEEEET
>>79739779
>surprised a nigger went for something besides a Cadillac
Its black suv's now. Escalades especially. With dark tinted windows, shiny wheels and a boom box in the back.
>>79732602
Holy shit. It must be global. Ive seen a black teenager on one. The look on his face was of amazement.
>>79732602
R2-DINDU
>>79746323
"Say man, you gotta put gas in dis thang?"
>electrical
"Furr reelz. Shieeeet"
>>79732602
>black
>people
The same reasons they obsess over tennis shoes and gold teeth.
Because they are niggers.
>>79732602
I've literally only seen black teens riding those on my country, what the fuck? Is that a global phenomenon?
>>79749237
Yeah pretty much, most people are smart enough to realize that they look retarded riding around on those...negroes just do whatever the latest Soulja Boy video tells them to do. Hence the reason they dress like faggots and buy stupid shit.
>>79744563
Vi är redan hanrejer hela bunten, även vi som säger emot invandring och håller våra flickvänner borta från allt som luktar svett
>>79749387
I honestly feel bad for africans.
They get as instrumentalized as someone can be, and they don't realize it (except honorable exceptions)
If I was an african, I would feel even worse than being an european. They lost a war against european establishment without even fighting it, they got enslaved and deported, they whole continent was took away from them, and today, china is taking over the remains, and the african diaspora is being brainwashed and instrumentalized by jewish media.
Think about it. Are blacks the most cucked race on earth? I would say yes.
>>79745241
>I don't apologize for shit I didn't do.
So...you dindu nuffin?
>>79749965
I'd agree. They are collectively cucked. But on an individual level they cuck the gentiles in Evropa.
>>79733122
I came into this thread explicitly so I could see this webm.
I was not disappointed.
>>79744364
you're retarded
blacks should have never left Africa in the first place.
>>79749965
That's not even close to what happened.
Europe took civilization to Africa and accepted/respected their slave culture.
After colonial times it kind of fell apart by itself
>>79749965
Agreed. And this is why when my wife's friend Tyrone comes over for the weekend, I try and keep my place (I head out to this awesome man shed that I made). I'm a fan of history and know everything that we've done to them.
It's always blacks that have those shit, that and the shoes with electric soles
>>79750709
>But on an individual level they cuck the gentiles in Evropa.
I think that is a fetish. I didn't even think about it before coming to 4chan, but apparently, a lot of whites get turned on by the idea of White girls fucking blacks (mostly americans, for what I know).
I guess we could somehow explain that fetish using historical and sociocultural facts, but it is pointless.
The point I want to make is I barely see any interracial couples in real life, and therefore, the whole "whites get cucked" thing seems to be a fetish.
I don't believe on any sort of "jewish conspiracy" using pornography either. Maybe they take advantage of the demand, but that demand itself is created by whites...
It is a strange thing, if you think carefully about it.
>>79751626
>I think that is a fetish
This is basically it - cucking is actually just a fetish (and a pretty mild one at best). I even like getting off to some of the videos sometimes (amber blank is my fav) It's not a big deal.
Makes it easy to get around, they are a lazy species
>>79751790
>t. Average american cuck
I know most of you guys Jack off to interracial porn. I don't even hate you for that, but how dare you call europeans "cucks"?
>>79751968
How?
