Happy 4th of July
The most hypocrite country in the world.
United States of America, where you can;
>Drive at 15 but you have to wait until you are 18 to vote.
>Where you can only have sex at 18 and drink at 21.
>Where you carry a gun in public, but not a bottle of alcohol
>Where soldiers are sent to poor countries to do nothing, but jerk off, wave their guns around and scare innocent people are seen as heroes and Police officers that risk their lives fighting criminals everyday are seen as pigs
>Where you have to pay alimony to your ex-wife even if you don't have kids
>Where a former Reality Show Celebrity can run for Presidente
>Where someone who is being investigated by the FBI can run for President
>Where you get your dick mutilated even though you not Jewish or Muslim
>Where there are more McDonald restaurants than Libraries
>Where there are more people on government benefits for being too fat than gym members
>Where fireworks are illegal and flamethrowers are not
>Where heath care is a privilege and guns are a right
>Where paying to have sex is a crime, unless you film it
>Where you can find fried butter in most restaurants, but not a salad
>Where boys can go into girls bathroom
>Where houses are built with shitty wood instead of bricks and concrete
>Where walls are made of cardboard and then they complain when a storm brings everything down
>>79732057
you expect me to actually read any of that?
>>79732057
Haha you live in Brazil.
>>79732057
>wanting below 18 year olds to vote
>>79732057
>no one knows when hue day is
Scoreboard.
not a hypocrite as your revolving door of corrupt presidents. You smelly monkeys are like a nation of brown Hilary Clintons, which expains why your filthy nation is essentially one big garbage dump
>>79732057
But south America is the embodyment of shithole, nothing good comes from here.
When somebody nukes us, peace will come
>>79732057
Rio "Just Fuck My Country Up" de Janeiro
>>79732057
Hey man, I do way more than just jerk off. I chew a lot of dip also!
>>79732057
Thanks dude :^)
>>79732057
Brazil;dr
>>79732057
>15 year olds aren't politically sound
>sex happens at any age and doesn't stunt your health. The way drinking does
>public intoxication isn't good for society. Keep it in private, or designated areas
>stand by, "keep peace"
>lies
>blame the people and the system. It's a two way street.
>again our citizens are fucking stupid. Whats new
>parents consent.
>again its the people and their lack of control. Will to do better.
>wrong
>i dont agree with the system
>gubbernt needs tax monies
>wrong. Unless your in some shithole they serve salads. You don't go to "ted nugents kill and grill" and expect to get a salad.
>society is retarded
>contractors / scummy business practices. Blame them not those who buy the houses. The masses are uninformed retards
>unless you live in a shit nah brah
>>79732806
>I chew a lot of dip also!
Is this some yankee phrasing bullshit? Chew and dip are too different things, you chew levi garrett or redman, you dip skoal or copenhagen etc.
>>79733030
I didn't want anything to get lost in translation to our monkey friends anon
>>79732806
7 - 1
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>>79732136
>not an argument
Trump was right, nobody respect americans anymore, at least we accept the fact that we are shitholes and niggers but your arrogance dont let you see your own degeneracy, stupidity, faggotory and obesity. Mexico rape you so much that more than 51 % of your new born are "minorities". your faggots get shot in your land by a terrorist and you did shit but blame your own people with "muh guns right". Seriouly what the hell happen to you? are you letting the left cuck you that much? are you competing with canada and sweden? damn burger wake up.
>Where you can find fried butter in most restaurants, but not a salad
Well that one is just not true
>>79732671
That's not true, you give us drugs :)
Really makes you think...
>>79732057
>Where it's normal to shit in the pants.
>>79732057
Stay butthurt my friend, hope you don't catch Zika :^)
>>79732057
What the fuck is going on in that webm? Is that a real food place? Jesus christ.
>>79732057
>Brazil
>50 percent nigger
>30 percent mulatto
>insane poverty and crime
>corrupt as fuck police force that sells guns to niggers
>open warfare in favelas between drug dealers and the military
>impeached president was literally a Marxist guerrilla fighter
>can't wear jewelry in public because you get instantly robbed by favela monkeys
>rivers have literal shit floating in them
>favelas as far as the eye see
>actual rape culture
>actual misogyny that give feminists a platform to grow
>politicians steal all the money and leave your country to dry
>hosting Olympics in same city that hundreds of thousands of people are starving in
>need to build walls up to stop boulders from flying into your car where niggers rob you
Should I continue the list you disgusting macacode favela?
>>79734611
>America
>54% white including illegals
You have no right to insult other countries for their lack of whiteness.
>>79733415
You can talk shit when your biggest exports aren't MLB players
>>79734097
Happened to me yesterday. Everyone in the states does it. If they tell you they don't they're lying.
>>79734611
>50% nigger
If this is true, I wonder where we put all these niggers.
We must be really good at hide and seek because when I go outsite, I dont see 5 blacks for each 10 persons on the streets.
>>79732057
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>>79732188
Yeah, you were really lucky to be american, I mean, to not be aborted.
>Brazil
>every woman has a penis
>you're either a spic or a nigger, or both
>watch soccer while your wife births more zika babies
>you're literally a third world country
>almost Argentina-tier in terms of shitposts
>feel the need to hate America for being the highlight of both continents
>>79734729
>>79734896
Hah, that's because you're all fucking mongrels, you apes. Your slum of a country never had any taboos about race-mixing, so you're all just half-breed beaniggers who claim to be white.
>>79734729
>>79734896
"Brazil has conducted a periodical population census since 1872. Brazil is widely known to be the most diverse country. Preliminary results show 50.7% of Brazilians now define themselves as black or mixed race compared with 47.7% whites" And those 47% whites are not completely white as you know
>>79735313
Im mixed dude. But Im white and native.
And since Im first generation, there is no black on me.
A lot of ppl are just like that.
>>79735285
Wooooo, edgy.
Besmutelicious.
>>79735446
You're white compared to other Brazilians. So not white.
>>79735555
>>79735446
My girlfriend is literally Brazilian, her families from Portugal but her great grandmother was Native. I get the benefit of her being white but having amazing hips and tits. Most Brazilian are pretty cool, the ones that came here for an exchange loved America and want to move here because the realized Brazil sucks.
>mfw she whispers "Eu te amo" into my ear
We can drive at 14 in many states my nigro
>>79735734
I'm sorry.
>>79735769
I bet my kidney you live in Colorado.
>>79733086
Muhreen in helmond?
>>79735900
nope sorry, east coast.
>>79732057
this is awesome
