>you were born in the greatest country on earth
>>79726792
das right
>>79726792
Damn straight.
>>79726792
God fucking damnit anons. I love being an american.
>>79726792
Its pretty gud.
>yfw under a set of circumstances you could have been born in Mexico
Thank God that didn't happen
>>79727008
Feels good hey
>>79727253
I'm not feelin it, bros; I love what America's ideal is but I don't get the sense were anywhere near it. I see too many problems and it affects my patriotism. Help me bros.
>>79726792
>and the moon
Yep, America already is great. Trumptards take note.
POO IN PANTS
GOD BLESS THE UNITED STATES OF THE WORLD AND MUTHAFUKIN SPACE, BROTHER!
>>79726792
Come home yank man
>>79727418
Motherfucker you better start feeling it. You hear me? Do you understand? You better understand. I'll make you understand.
I truly was anon
I thank and love this country for every opportunity it has given me
I try to pay it back in whatever way I can
>there was a large chance that you could have not been born in the USA
God bless this country
>>79727766
but I'd have to leave my freedumbs
Happy 4th motherfuckers
>>79726792
>Greatest country
>not Nazi Germany
>>79727008
>>79727374
Shhh, you'll make more of them want to come.
>>79728478
Y-you'll be home though
>>79726792
Op is an okay guy
>>79728702
This is my home. Do we have to dump more of your tea?
>>79726792
I've got my freedom fireworks ready to go. Going to get drunk with my wife at my house and celebrate our great country.
>>79728892
nod the tea
>>79728696
Nobody wants your scorpion covered l, desert island.
>>79726792
Happy fourth of July OP.
God hates USA
>>79727418
You're here so that's a good start. Move to Texas next.
4th of July
Press "F" to pay respect to the fallen.
F
>>79729095
Oh yeah? Then why didn't he place Abos here when making our country?
Checkmate Ausfailia
>>79728696
>He can't even look at small titties without going to jail for child rape
>>79726792
> Salaries in his country are less than half of what they are in my country
> Greatest country on earth
Topkek
>>79729629
Oy m8, don't get cheeky or we'll go looking for WMDs in your healthpack country
I bet you're all jelly
>>79729201
Ffffffffffff etc
Celebrating my second ammendment today.
Yes I posted this in another thread. I do it to make Bongs jelly.
>>79729764
Pic related
A country's face when Merrica accuses them of hiding WMDs and needing liberation
Feels fucking good knowing you carry the biggest fucking stick even if the next 5 sticks under yours combined
>>79726792
*claps externally*
Everyone ready for too many steaks, burgers, hot dogs, chicken wings, barbecue? We usually start early in the day.
>>79729629
>not using PPP
kek
>>79726792
happy 5 de mayo
>>79730334
you are only eating frozen food, waht a shame faggot. or you can watch tv how are suppose to normal families do. but not you.
>born too early to explore space
>Born too late to explore the world
>Born at the right time to make America great again
>>79730091
lol, couldnt even bean rice farmers with AK47s. Get cucked Tyrone.
>>79726792
>greatest country on earth
That's not Germany or Japan
FREEDOM YEAHHHHHH
>>79730526
>Or you can watch TV how are suppose to normal families do. But not you.
What did he mean by this?
>>79730526
need a version of
>MUP DA DOO DIDDA PO MO GUB BIDDA BE DAT TUM MUHFUGEN BIX NOOD COF BIN DUB HO MUHFUGGA?
for mexicants
LETS MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN BROS
>>79730012
>Concealed
On the fourth I open carry. Don't tell me you live in a Gommie state?
>>79726792
USA
>>79726792
I always get upset when someone comments about how horrible America is. Most never have seen a real corrupt country, my uncle was a embassy liason for Jamaica and would tell me about how the state department would pay off local gangs in Kingston to not trouble American tourists. Yet some cunts will say we're the worst country in the world.
America is shit but it's a nice not to hard not to soft shit compared to almost every other country.
>>79730742
He means spics are fatter and lazier than us Americans.
>>79729629
>Swiss had to use a square flag because too Yuropoor to afford a rectangle one
get out meme country
>>79730538
This is my favorite meme
We decimated their people which is all you can hope for in a guerilla war.
You can't "win" a war against an enemy that isn't in uniform short of glassing the country and killing any person you find be it man, woman or child.
I guess by Canadian standards we did lose the war considering that if you kill your enemies, they win.
America is the greatest country on earth lads. Dont let the left destroy it.
Elect trump. Keep your guns. God bless the USA
Im going to eat a burger for you guys
>>79730910
America is great my man. Our government is shit.
Why do people always confuse this? I guess if you live in a blue state and/or in a metro surrounded by non-whites all day you would have a jaded view of America.
It must really suck for these people.
>>79726792
Grill is warming up. Veggies are chopped. Sauces on the stove. Gonna grill a few pounds of black bean burgers and kick back with a few iced butter coffees.
>>79729764
>healthpack country
my sides
>>79727418
Patriotism is not always pride in what your country has, but what it doesn't have so that you can strive for it. Taking the good with the bad, in a neverending quest for betterment. That is patriotism.
>>79731163
>Euros understanding this
Their literal idea of a great country is making sure everyone is comfy with social benefits. Their concept of freedom, curiosity, exploration is long dead.
>>79730838
Live in Ga but I'm at work today. This is a pretty stupid state, though.
>>79729201
It's not Memorial Day, anon.
>>79731309
I guess I shouldn't say too much. I live in MN and it's a state with a centralized Demshit authority (Rest of the state is red for the most part).
At least we have open carry laws though. Not that I normally do open carry. I might spook the Somali's. They are only used to seeing Swedes with a gaping asshole as opposed to a pistol on his side.
>>79731320
Every day is memorial day you unpatriotic meal worm.
Are soldures deserve respeckt!!
>You were born in a /comfy/ region of the USA
Where my Ohio bros at?
>>79731553
kek
MERCA FUCK YEAH
>>79726792
Feels AWOO~, man.
>>79728702
ily UK, but this is home. You should come here; we have funs and infinite burgers.
>>79731532
As a Michigander I feel your pain. We have Dune Coons instead of Somalis but it's just as bad. Dearbornistan is a mess.
Also the Vikings suck get ready for the Lion dick coming your way.
>tfw I was so fucking close
GOD DAMMIT
FUCK YEAH!!!!
After seeing what's happening to Europe, I've never been more proud to be an American.
AMERICA
M
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>>79731930
Lions are shit but I rather see them do well compared to the packers. Fuck the Packers.
loving these superior feels
Happy 4th of July, Anons.
>>79731532
Just don't go to the Somali Towers own caring. They'll get flash backs and chase you down 35W on foot.
Please go down to Stillwater for me and get some Ice cream from Browns. I miss that place.
>>79732235
The Fudge Packers are the worst team in the conference absolutely agree. I'd rather the Vikings or the Bears take the championship than those cunts.
Glad we can unite against the common foe. Have a free Matty Ice Stafford on me.
Loads of people are complaining about how they can't celebrate because of rain.
If you cancel your annual war on the sky just because it made a preemptive strike, you aren't American.
Any love for a American of bean descent trump supporter?
>>79730538
Oh yeah you fuckin do it I'd fucking love to see you fucks get absolutely destroyed by them.
>>79732688
This
>Rain
Fucking pussies.
>>79733118
well yeah but your hat is on upside down
Post the most american picture you can
>>79735303
Aerial view of an Air Force Base from an HH60.
>>79732688
>If you cancel your annual war on the sky just because it made a preemptive strike, you aren't American.
Jesus fuck that made me kek hard
