>Generic host, check
>diverse, all inclusive cast, check
>sitcom level, inoffensive, jokes and gags, check
>Mediocrity here we come
>Chris Evans is stepping down as the presenter of Top Gear, following poor viewing figures for the revamped BBC series.
>Evans tweeted: "Stepping down from Top Gear. Gave it my best shot but sometimes that's not enough. The team are beyond brilliant, I wish them all the best."
http://news.sky.com/story/1721519/chris-evans-steps-down-from-top-gear
>>79724346
huh.....noice
Maybe Nigel Farage shoud take over now.
LeBlanc got him fired with the help of le reddit army.
The problem wasn't just Chris Evans, as they will soon find out.
>>79724346
Didn't even know it was running again.
Lets hope the grand tour is really good, because leblanc is really boring too.
>Chris Evans
Superior Evans laughs at your britcuck clone
>>79724346
He's being investigated for sexual misconduct in the 90s... Maybe they got someone who was actually guilty this time? Or maybe the show was just that shit.
>>79724631
BBC is the problem. FACT
I just had a brilliant idea. How about a theatrical Top Gear cast, consisting of Patrick Stewart, Brian Blessed and Ian McDiarmid?
the entire time I thought it was this Chris Evans as the host
>tfw you were just waiting for this to crash and burn
>>79724702
Are you real socialism?
>>79724346
Suicide watch. FACT.
>>79724346
I love watching MUH DIVERSITY fail.
>>79724346
Good. Was hoping It would be shit. Hopefully the liberal BBC will lose millions.
>>79724846
Nope, just some plucky faggot who was on the show once in the past because he has a yuuge Ferrari collection and James May drove one of them
>>79724739
Male or female victim?
>>79724915
Yeah m8 we real gommunismo
>>79724894
That's not captain America
>>79724631
They need a black, muslim tranny to host obviously
Will Current Gear be saved?
>have to choose a new host to replace based Clarkson
>lets pick the mid life crisis cuck who gets sick when he drives fast cars
Colour me surprised.
>>79725053
Female
>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3673722/Police-CONFIRM-investigating-Chris-Evans-allegations-sexually-assaulted-woman-1990s.html
Top gear will go down in history
>>79724346
How is that thing a "star"? WTF is up with you brits?
>>79724564
>Farage takes over.
>New Segment "The Farage Garage"
>Public votes which european cars get removed and which stay.
So now there are no white males on Top Gear.
(and no an Irish Jew and an "Italian" American don't count).
And now he fat American is in charge of a British motoring show, and knows nothing about European/British cars or places.
It will die soon.
>>79725287
kek
>>79725287
I would watch this.
This guy for BBC Director.
>>79725287
10/10 would watch
>>79725329
And now the original hosts are in charge of an American motoring show which will die too. Top Gear just needed to hug it out and get back to work.
>>79725287
Hilarious. This will never happen on the BBC. I hope they bring Farage on the new Amazon show the lads are making
>>79725287
Last nights nigger roadshow:
>Nigger goes to Scotland (get out of Scotland nigger)
>Nigger drived old Mustang, which really looks like he stole it from somewhere in essex and went on a joyride
>Nigger doesnt like the 13mpg the muscle car gets
>Nigger misquotes facts bout the car (independant rear suspension came in 2003 ffs, it's not new to mustangs), Line lock DOES serve a purpose for drag racers.
>Nigger drives the 4 popper version and doesnt really like it
>Nigger says a bright yellow 420+bhp mustang is the kind of car his mum would drive (wew lad).
>Nigger prefers stolen 67 fastback
Atrocious presentation. 0/10
>>79725716
It felt like a big and long ford ad all along
>>79725716
You are better than tv guide Ruskybro
>>79725218
Huh. I took him for a faggot.
>>79725287
kek
>>79725038
he's a big BBC personality, unfortunately.
>>79725716
Sounds like it's become like every other boring car show.
>>79724346
What the BBC, amazingly, failed to understand was that Top Gear was never a programme about cars, it was a programme about three guys, who coincidentally talked about cars.
>>79725287
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>>79725287
toplel
>>79726033
For you
>>79726076
The very thing upper management hates. Problem is people loved it and just didn't watch the new series. You know how we go on about meme magic? The media tries to implement the same thing with what it feels is a greater sphere of influence. But people just don't watch TV anymore.
>>79726076
Bullshit, all they need is more nu-males and womyn. They also need to shame their audience for being racist and sexist.
>>79725287
fucking kek
>>79725218
I love it when shit like this happens.
No matter what, it hurts the leftists.
>Look, we got rid of the manly guys, so now we can be diverse and friendly. The new top-gear will feature a desperate nu-male, and american and various diverse guests, whoever will show up, really...
>Turns out the desperate nu-male feminist leftard bizatch is a potential rapist.
It's like when I didn't want my parents to know I smoked as a teenager. I got angry at them for smoking and shit, because then they'd never suspect me. They thought I was anti-smoking.
This is what I think of most male-feminist leftists. Thy're the worst of all men, overcompensating so no one ever suspects them. Throw the blame on "all men" but then say "oh, but I'm different, I'm fighting against therm".
And even if the girl is lying, how is the left still gonna defend him? They'd have to shame the poor innocent dindu confused young girl, who didn't really know what she was doing.
Not even their incredible mental gymnastics can land them on their feet with shit like this.
>>79725287
I would watch this.
This guy for BBC Director.
>>79724346
Those glasses make me want to beat him to death with a bat. Who the fuck buys those thinking they look good?
>>79725439
>>79726538
Are ya twinz?
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
-t. /o/
>>79726538
Jezzer and his mates wont be hosting the new show in the US - its a global show that is filmed all over the world on adventures. Not the same thing at all.
Just happens to be Amazon USA that owns it.
>>79725287
Dear lord, get this guy a job at the BBC
>>79724794
That would be pretty good.
>>79726667
No, sorry, Russia is still blocked up on 4chan, I cant use instant reply, have to cut and paste it into the main reply at the top and fucked up...
Pain in the ass.
>>79724346
What on earth BBC was thinking letting a Metrosexual ginger in ugg boots host the biggest motoring show in the world and "connect" with fans in beyond me.
"Oh Chris owns some ferarris and want's the job... jolly good, that's sorted then".
LeBlanc had nothing else going on clearly. Imagine his commute every week?
Nigger is just happy to be there.
Irish Jew is somebody, but nobody important, and fucking annoying.
Paki who sound posh is a mismatch is every single way, but the Muzzie viewers probably like him.
Sabine is too old to be cute and too German to be funny.
Fucking disaster.
>>79724346
hes up on sex abuse charges
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3671964/Chris-Evans-quizzed-police-sexual-assault-allegations.html
>>79726840
I feel your pain, main isp is blocked here too, i post via mobile
>>79724605
>LeBlanc
>>79726076
Now's the time for Clarkson to come in with Amazon money and buy the rights to the stig for his new show. Unless they have something better already
>>79727190
>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3671964/Chris-Evans-quizzed-police-sexual-assault-allegations.html
Says it was a "her". Surprising.
>>79724346
since when is captain america that ugly
>>79727261
They don't need a Stig. It's a road show. Think of all the best Top Gear road trips - that's the show.
>>79724346
>Gave it my best shot but sometimes that's not enough
What a cuck response.
>>79725287
nice
>>79727190
>kicked out of topgear
>now on charges too
Looks like we have a new JUST face kek
>>79724346
>Chris Evans stepping down from Top Gear
Excellent. Now he's free to do Big Breakfast again.
>egg on your faaaaaaace
>egg on your faaaaaaaaace
>egg on your faaaaace
>egg on your faaaaaaace
>>79727548
They couldn't find an Irish queer small enough for him to slap and get away with, so they made a sexual harassment on a woman.
"I'm not gay everyone.... look, I once hit on a girl"
>>79724346
Already? This must be a record.
>>79725287
I don't know whether to read this Faraarj or Farrige.
>>79727993
you know from the masters of dragging out shows for decades the British I never expected to see Top Gear die and end in my life
yet they fucked up big this time
>>79728309
There's no Top Gear without Clarkson, Hammond and May.
