>See this lot aggressively walking towards you
>you are unarmed
What do?
bend over and spread my boi pucci
Nothing
1 - pssh, nothin personnel kid
2 - Tip my hat and wish him a happy day in The United Caliphate
3 - Tip my hat and wish him a happy bedding ceremony of his 9 year old daughter
4 - Nothing because I'm a fucking coward
>>79721473
Ask when their album drops
Leave England
>>79721473
>>you are unarmed
Unlikely.
>>79721473
>mfw i have a massive beard and blend in
Ive already tried this out in western sydney years ago im safe
>not joining the beard master race
>>79721473
If youre trained in some kind of way. youre always armed. And i dont see these types often to be honest, not even here in cologne.
Reach in my pocket and grab my emergency bacon stash.
>>79721747
5 bomb mosques - allah
tracklist:
Goatfucker 3:55
EXPLODE 1:30
whats the rest of their tracklist /pol/?
>>79721473
Tell them Saracens are not welcome in this part.
>>79721473
tell them skirts are for girls and call them fags
[spoiler] they all look nice [/spoiler]
Why am I unarmed? Did they steal my gun?
>>79721473
>he didn't memorize sections of the qoran for moments like this
>>79722041
The Religion of Peace - 5:21
Where Allah the Women At? - 3:05
Walk the dinosaur
"Look honey, those are traditional Lononistaners come to enrich us. If anything happens tell the police we were attacked by white supremacists."
Why are people afraid of bantering muzzies back to hell? Are people so bad with their words? Every muzzie I've met I've managed to make them spaz out and go nuts just by talking back to them about their beliefs and letting them know racism is a commie meme. I keep a cool head and they end up telling and screaming like it's another Shoah. I don't need to protest Muslims, they're doing a good enough job of making themselves hated as it is.
So if I saw that group walking towards me Id relish the opportunity to make another group of naive muzzies butthurt with my red pilled words. You guys should try it. It's pretty fun.
>>79721473
>live in US
>have concealed carry
Smile and nod, boys. Smile and nod
Wonder how I wound up in a third world country
>>79721473
*unsheathe a katana*
>unarmed
Not in the States, Nige.
>>79721473
Run toward them, screaming "Allahu Akbar!!!" and reaching inside my jacket like I'm looking for the detonator button.
Carefully step around the piles of shit they left on the sidewalk as I continue on my way home.
*Conjures katana of souls*
Bet you did expect this
*Teleport behind them*
*Finish them all in one swift hit*
Nothing personel kid
>>79721473
Challenge them to a dance off.
>>79721473
Keep on walking. That cunt in the middle is Anjem Choudary, and those hangers-on aren't going to start a random fight with their prophet in the middle of it.
But you'd better believe I'd kill every single last one of them if I could get away with it.
>>79722041
mohammad was not mad
aisha was a big girl
I will kill my kuffar parents last
my big fat daily ramadan feast
>>79722546
>that ass shot on brown pants
Are you CIA?
>>79721473
Ask if I can join their secret club
gonna show them my bacon
>>79721473
Make fun of them then proceed to walk with caution as I approach the next favela.
>>79721473
Deus veult
>>79722626
4 u
fart and keep on walking through them as if i did not
pull the ol crop duster on em lucky im a fast walker
>>79721473
Suddenly yell "ALLAHU ACKBAR" and start running toward them.
>>79721473
On their way or coming back from mosque.
They're not the cunts you'd worry about.
Say ari lads. Banging your sis, Mahmood btw.
Run like fuck.
>>79722546
>dat whey protein in the background
Pull out the .22 rifle I keep in my asshole
Turn 360 and walk away
>>79721473
>>you are unarmed
>implying
Start drawing mohammed
>>79721473
Nothing because Farage will surely help us.
Oh wait...
>>79722272
> Where Allah the Women At?
>>79722888
>not having a rocket launcher up there
are you even trying?
>>79721473
Does kielbasa count as weapon? Because if not I will attack them with my pork kielbasa.
>>79723008
Doctor says I need to lighten my arseinal.
>>79721473
>you are unarmed
no
>>79721941
Do you memorize parts of the Koran just in case you have to recite it?
>>79723096
thats nonsense man
alex jones sells reinforced asshole casings that are designed for a heavy arsenal
>>79721473
I am a atheist, science and reason are my weapons, and I am never unarmed.
I am a hunter, ignorance and religion is my prey.
They never had a chance.
>>79722041
Dancing on Infidel Corpses 7:47
>>79721473
Knock on the nearest Orangemans door and tell him to round up the lads, we've got some tenants to evicts, and some landlords to have a word with
>>79722855
I work at GNC. Don't need to carry but god dammit is the fawrth of joo-ly
>>79723144
What's Finlands obsession with knives?
>>79721473
Wake up from my bad dream and realize that I'm not in the UK nor am I unarmed.
>>79721473
Regret not having some bacon on me .
I'm always armed...
>>79721473
>you are unarmed
>in Ohio
Haha not bloody likely.
>>79721473
Me...unarmed. Nice try britbong.
>not having a spray bottle full of pigs blood
>CURRENT YEAR
its like you are asking to be jihaded
>>79723501
Knives are always handy no matter the situation.
>>79721473
Cross the streat
>>79724058
You lads are insane too.
>>79721473
Cut their welfare money and watch them self-deport.
>>79721473
This is my average walk to the grocery store.
>>79721473
I would say As-salamu alaykum while eating a peace of bacon.
>>79723144
What is it with finns and knives ffs you're worse than corsicans.
Fight to the death with my bare hands. These sandniggers looks like fat hipster pussies desu. I think I can take on most of them.
>>79721473
Walk right through. My "kebab removal" aura will handle the rest.
Charge and beat the shit out of them. They are obviously cowards since they are muslim.
>>79721473
Eat my bacon sandwich.
Walk right on through, and watch them part.
>>79722041
Catch me in the Hadith 11:13
>>79724379
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puukko
>>79722041
Not All Mulsims 2:34
>>79722551
Top kek
Had a good one from that
Thanks dutchbro
>>79721473
Summon the Sikhs for aid
>>79721473
Keep walking in a straight line and if one gets in my way tell him to move. Bitches are taking up the whole footpath.
>>79722888
Checked
>>79723705
what a fucking embarrassment you are
no one in the states says bloody, especially the midwest
>>79722272
>Where Allah the Women At?
Holy shit.
>>79721473
That Anjem and his mob? Think he's due to stand trial at the end of the month
*unleashes katana*
You're fucking dead.
*teleports behind them*
NOW WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO??!??
*kills them*
Pfh, easy.
*puts earphones in his ears*
Bye bye.
*walks away*
>>79724979
>http://lmgtfy.com/?q=not+bloody+likely+meme
Welcome to 4chins, m8.
>>79721473
>in Texas
>unarmed
>>79722041
Slit be talkin shit, hit that bitch in the lip-4:34
>>79721473
I menacingly whip out my huge Hungarian Pork Salami.
Raise my index finger and start shouting allahu akbar. They'll join in, but little do they know what I was mocking them all along!
>>79721473
Asalaamu alaykum brothers, are you on your way to mosque? Insh'Allah I will join you.
>>79722089
"kuss em allaah"
"Long live Syria al-Assad. Gas the Salafists, death to the House of Saud."
>>79721473
how you doing my ese's? c u @ da cali-fet
>>79721473
shout allah akbar
trowh my bag at them
Release the attack dogs myself and my British nationalist bros have specially trained. Improvise weapons quickly and have my patrol assist our poor animals who were attacked by violent muzzie dog haters.
>>79726506
>kuss means shut the fuck up in Hungarian
>>79722551
you thought you could escape my blade.. facist....?
*draw katana and coran*
ahaha.... YOU didnt exept this.. did you?
*sharp my blade, and my soul, preparing it to eat yours..*
well.. looks like you're not like in real life, racist, hue?
*proceed to place my trusty fedora on my head*
well, you should have listen .. expect us.. we legion.. we no forgive.. no forget..
*cut you in one peace with my السيف المقدس*
no one shall be mysoginist under my sight unymore.. *sigh* well, you r no tuff, like i expected
>>79721473
turn 360 degrees
proceed to laugh because they're all 5'5 and im 6'2 175lb boxer
>>79721473
>you are unarmed
That's where you're wrong
>>79727035
besides, americans don't know this but pakis are all hype. It's those fucking somalis you gotta watch out for
>>79722008
>not even here in cologne.
???
how do you not see packs of arabs all the time around the hauptbahnhof
>leave the UK
>go to my house in America
>get armed
This is why I don't move to another country
I don't trust any government that doesn't trust me with a semi-automatic military tier rifle
>>79727028
American education, ladies and gentlement.
If you turn 360 degree you'd be facing them again, fking noob.
Gb2reddit newfag
I will steal their iphones
>>79721473
>Unarmed
No in this star & striped land, you can bet my red, white, and blue jizz on that.
>>79727229
shouldn't have added the "fking noob" mate
try harder
>>79721473
They can smell fear so I continue walking and look ahead, maybe give them a smile as I pass.
>>79722272
>Where Allah the Women At?
>>79721473
Just keep on walking why would i do anything different its only a bunch of sandapes
>stand aside
>wait
>poker face
>say "salaam alaikum" if addressed
Muslim enough to have almost zero moustache and beards, they're Muslim enough to be restricted from acting violently towards people showing them respect.
>>79722546
CIA is that you?
>>79722041
All i want for ramdam is a AK-74 2:88
>>79726984
*Blade goes through me*
It is you who is mistaken
You put your faith in a fairy tale While I put mine in logic and science.
*Grabs the God delusion*
I will not only defeat you on a physical level but also on an Intellectual level.
*Destroys arguments for god*
Now that I've broken your spirit I will destroy your body
*Throws fedora and decapitates him*
Reason and Atheism celebrate another victory today
>>79721473
walk on different side of the street
if they also cross run to crowded area
>>79723501
Shit is happening too in africa, if you're blonde all those little niggers will swarm you and start touching your golden locks with their shit covered hands. Blonde hair for blacks is like a red cape for bulls (well ok technically bulls are getting angry at the movement not the color but you get the point.)
Shame that becasue liberals, leftist and all this race mixing crap blonde hair will be extinct in a century or so.
>>79721473
>unarmed
What country do you think this is, dad?
>>79721473
>walk straight forward
>bumps shoulders with guy in the middle
>"be careful Rabbi. Shabbat doesn't forbid politeness"
I immediately drop to the ground in a squat and start slapping the ground and squealing, scratching my ass and sniffing it while hopping about snapping my teeth.
The only way to fight crazy is with crazier, muds aren't going to fuck with people that are unhinged. It worked with hoodrats too, they quickly crossed the street in Chicago and nobody fucked with me for the rest of my visit.
They won't do anything, dumbass. They're not blacks.
>>79721473
Call them pig fucker scum, then square up ready to fight. This is how they'll go down:
1. They square up to fight me, if one charges, I jump to the side. If they all start taking swings at me, I immediately begin blocking with my forearms on the attackers to my front.
2. I then kick HARD into their cheesy groins with my steel-capped boot
3. While they're crouched over, the next 3-4 are coming at me. For these ones I punch them across the side of the jaw, with half punches, half pushes and half swipe blocks.
4. They'll go down, as the first lot are getting up, I'll kick them in the head to ensure they stay down.
5. I'll then run up and kick the others on the ground in the head.
6. Finished. Just crusaded them!
Get them shot for eating beef :^)
>>79721473
Campaign for a referendum created out of fear and frenzy that will fuck over my country
>>79724535
>kebab removal aura
>removal aura
>AURA
>>79728294
Shut the fuck up and go drink some cow piss.
>>79728168
>autism
>>79721473
Yell "they have a bomb!"
>>79721473
Brutalize Imam and quickly assert dominance, take out another one to make a point.
Not like the others would do anything about it.
>Walk home
>shitpost on /pol/
>watch the world getting worse on a daily base
>>79722272
>Where Allah the women at
>>79721473
I have a suit made of qurans, so nothing.
>>79721473
Run. They could be strapped on... with a vest.
>>79728168
Easy on the Fosters there, Mick
>>79722041
i got 911 problems and the WTC ain't one 9:11
>>79729260
>>79722041
Ain't no Halal back Girl
Caliph For Ya Love
ISIS Baby
>>79721473
throw stuff around and chimp out like a mad cunt yelling: 'allahuakbar!' 'allahuakbar!' 'allahuakbar!' 'allahuakbar!' 'allahuakbar!' 'allahuakbar!' 'allahuakbar!' 'allahuakbar!' 'allahuakbar!' 'allahuakbar!' 'allahuakbar!' 'allahuakbar!''allahuakbar!''allahuakbar!''allahuakbar!''allahuakbar!' 'allahuakbar!' 'allahuakbar!'
>>79721473
Unarmed. What kind of freedom hating slack jawed refugee cheek spreading faggot you take me for?
Never unarmed. Put a queer hash tag on that.
Never unarmed
>>79721473
Hide my bacon bap because i dont think sharia bloody allows it
>>79722546
Youd be shot before you could even lift the flab
>>79721473
Cross the st.
They could have you down and your head removed in 30 seconds.
>>79727724
While annonymoose is cancerous as fuck, that .gif is AESTHETIC as fuck
>>79721473
Run the fuck away and hope I'm out of the blast range before the Hellfire hits.
>>79722546
>>79721473
>say Salami Bacon and kick middle man in the balls
They're all manlets, no biggie
is gluttony a sin for them? why don't they go around stoning fat fucks or shame them at least
>>79721473
> unarmed
But I am not a handless cripple.
Anyways, walk straight head up. If that goatfuck doesn't move push him the fuck to the side.
> pshh nothing personell habibi
>>79724893
I hear they're bro-tier.
*Unzips bacon wrapped, non-halal dick*
![1429266370551[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HldmGXR.jpg "1429266370551[1].jpg")
>>79727325
>>79727229
>being this new to memes
Settle down, Slovenia. You've still got some lurking to do yourself.
>>79721473
Go up to the largest guy in the group and suplex him.
>>79721473
I use my powers of tolerance and progressive thinking
>>79721473
Go salam alaikum give them a hearty handshake.
>>79724159
Top tier
>keep walking like nothing
>if they don't move over to make space for me I simply walk into them
>turn back and shout "learn how to talk you fukin' retards"
I hate people taking up the whole pavement. Jesus christ.
>>79721473
Wake up, because nothing would make me aware that I'm in a dream faster than reaching for my FNX and not finding it.
>>79740759
>talk
Meant walk, but I guess their english might be shit too.
>>79721473
move to a country with freedom
>>79727724
REKT
>>79721473
Get blown up
>>79721473
Just walk past them?
>>79721473
*unsheaths katana*
>>79721764
>implying we needed more brown people to begin with
>>79724153
Better nut than Swede, chap
See this lot walking aggressively towards you, what do?
>>79739320
Seems like a solid solution all round desu senpai
>>79742998
dance off
>>79721473
Tell them to go back to England
Today i saw my first mud in a head cover. out of nowhere this toothless trailer park drunk bitch hit her with several Mike Tyson punches. there was a cop next to me and he saw the whole thing. we just smile at each other and walked the opposite direction.. the muzzie was out cold with her burlha over her head.
See something, say something. OK. Great fucking combo!
I have a beard and im of south Italian descent
>>79740759
>pavement
It's called a footpath you west brit
>>79721473
call the mafia for help, in 5 minutes they'll feed the fish
>>79721473
Just keep walking because I'm 6'5 and American and I know they won't do shit.
Limeys get bullied because the muslims know they're cucked and programmed not to fight back. All the world knows about americans is that we're violent and supposedly racist.
Also, arabs in general are manlets. it's very rare to see an arab man over 6', and rarer still to see one who is and isn't as stick figure.
I bet every single one of those guys is like 5'5.
>>79721473
>you are unarmed
I fly away with my magical dragon wings and piss fire on them because this is obviously a retarded dream.
Anjem Choudary is a based saboteur
>>79744032
>and American
Just as a public service announcement, your people have a reputation in the UK for being utterly unable to engage in urban pugilism. Your tourists always freak out when exposed to the traditional saturday night scrapping after last orders.
I always assumed it's because you've all got funs, so you rarely actually engage in fisticuffs.
But yeah, 6 foot 5 might intimidate them but don't open you're mouth or they'll hear your accent and it'd embolden them, and the golden rule in the UK is that he who brings the most mates, wins, so hope you're not in a Sharia zone.
>>79721473
>Britcuck
lmfao no fag, YOU'RE unarmed
God bless America
>>79745254
>17 year old
>loli
wat
>>79721473
Keep walking toward them, head held high.
Not so much because I'm unafraid.
More so because turning around and walking away would look awkward. And I'm already trying to fight the tears of anxiety.
Shout "Heil Merkel" after which they laugh and sympathetically nod to me.
>>79721473
Draw katana and show them why the Jew fears the samurai.
>you are unarmed
i'm not
>>79721473
Unbin my knife
>>79721473
i see folks like these everyday.
If they're not black the chances of me getting robbed or anything are reduced like 90%.
That being said, they can fuck off anyway.
>>79744868
That's because most of the tourists who go over to britain are upper middle class faggots who have likely never even seen a fight irl.
I'm from a shit neighborhood full of minorities who always tried to test me to see if I was gonna be a punk white boy they could pick on.
Unless these guys are already coming with the intent to start a serious thing, it's very unlikely they're gonna do shit. I'm bigger, I'm naturally mean looking(not a boast, it's just my resting face looks pissed off) and I don't dress like a pussy faggot nu male.
I don't care if they know my nationality or not, as soon as they see that I'm not in the least scared of them I very much doubt they're gonna start shit, unless they came already planning on it.
If they did decide they really truly wanted to kick my ass, then I'm just going to go ham. first person that touches me is catching full strength hits straight to the jaw, and anyone who comes near after that is catching something.
When you're outnumbered you have to be very aggressive, otherwise the group will get bolder. you need to intimidate the others by showing them you won't hesitate to hurt them.
Again, unless they already came here REALLY wanting to kick my ass, it's very unlikely it's gonna go from there. there is a reason most random violence is against people unlikely to fight back.
>>79721473
Pelt them with bacon.
Be armed
Soon I'll be in America and own firearms
>>79724893
>>79738759
>relying on indians to defend themselves from islam
if there's anything more disgusting than a muslim is clearly an indian, sure, they don't kill us, but they're the most annoying, ungrateful, bad mannered, disgusting and lowest of all people.
And i'm saying this as a person who has never lived between indians before coming here. Seriously, who the fuck has decided to give them visa/passport to these fuckers?.
>>79742998
Buy their mix tape
>>79721473
Tfw when I have never seen anything like this as I live in America. Not Europe, England, Calfornia or Newyork.
Hope it goes well for you cucks.
>>79721473
>you are unarmed
I don't think you understand how America works m8
>>79730059
i like this one
i want to fight anjem 1v1
i would probably knock his bitch ass out in a few hits
>>79727226
What movie
Daily reminder that Americans have always been irrationally afraid of a alien group of people
Daily reminder that these alien groups of people eventually integrate with 2-3 generations
Daily reminder that Chinese, Polish, Italian, Irish and Jewish immigrants have all made great contributions and overall made America greater
Ask them if they believe the Holocaust is real.
>>79750293
Oh shit, this was supposed to be a post. Fuck!
>>79750293
How about niggers?
>>79749857
i think it is black hawk down
>see these guys
>run to nearest knife bin
>hide behind it
>call butter knife squad
>soon, rainbow tolerance chopper flies in
>tactical crew of LGBT officers come to my assistance
>they inform me of my racism
>sent to sweden for intensive brain reprogramming
>get home, butter knife licence revoked, TV licence revoked, cuck shed knocked down
>live out my days a chastened man
Challenge then to a game of tf2 and watch all of them play as demo knight with ullapool cabers.
Lol I'm funny
Carry on walking right down the center line with this..
>>79721473
Get ready to push my thumbs in some eye sockets. Might not win, but I'm taking at least one with me.
>>79721473
walk on thru that waddling fatty slugs ..
>>79727154
he never leaves mommys basement
>>79721473
I'm going to put up a fight senpai
>>79750293
>Daily reminder that these alien groups of people eventually integrate with 2-3 generations
Ah yes, who can forget the 2-3 generations of micks and dagos who were not yet assimilated enough, who made potato and pasta bombs to raise awareness about their culture. I am sure glad that the many germs and slavs learned, just in a few generations, not to be Nazi all over the place and or genociding Armenian Americans.
I'll never forget the day I could walk down to the convenience store near me without the poo in loo manager beating me with a cane, because he had finally had a grandson. On this 4th of july let us never forget that soon these lovely Americans will stop shooting, raping, and overtly converting moreso than even jews or mormons to their backwards suicide cult.
It turns out, when idiots read books not meant to be taken 100% literally they tend to agree more with that smiting. But i'm sure they'll be athiest soon. I tip my hat to your great post.
>>79751111
Lel
>>79752891
Respect ..
I was in my local tescos at weekend ,an I was after hangover pack bacon /buns, tabs an milk ..shrooms .. went counter had these 3 young 20s kebabs , whooping an hollering in ape talk .. I said are you Being served BOY ! I got told we b4 u use the machines Grandad .. ! well out he went .. arm up back an his mates same .. I aint having some cunt coming b4 me an a Bacon/shroom Butty ... You Get me I wasnt a Bully .. ?
