/hung/ edition
You may only post in this thread if your MP is a crossbencher. Major party shills fuck off.
>>79712249
Is that Barnaby Joyce in the background?
2nd for Pauline breaking down, her party falling apart and some new retard will step forward to take the Clive/Hanson retard vote, hopefully Barnaby
3rd for Bob Katter, speaker of the house
>Pauline demands a federal ICAC to get back at Abbott and all his mates for sending her to gaol
Shit storm will be epic.
Bill's wife's daughter would get the D to be quite honest family
First for Paul Keating savior of Australia during the GFC by not pegging our currency to the shit currencies that went tits up
>tfw living with a bunch of girls
>they keep doing retarded girl shit
>keep bringing more junk into the house
>i have to live in filth because they never clean anything
>have retarded conversations in front of me when im trying to shitpost
women are fucking awful
>>79712598
Deryn Hinch would like a word with you, sicko.
>>79712469
One Nation is surprisingly similar to the Liberals under Abbott.
>>79712490
What did he mean by this?
7th for Malcolm Turnbull needs to fuck off
>>79712598
reported
>>79712667
from what ive read Hinch would be first in line
>le closeted pedo man
>>79712657
fuck them all
>>79712598
They are his wife's kids m8, Cuck Shorten only scored that wife through power deals, she's basically his escort and probably shagging the whole cabinet
>>79712677
Surprise surprise, if you form a loose coalition you have to make compromises. Outside of that forced compromise Labor is very clearly right wing.
>>79712667
>it's sick to want to breed with a fertile woman
>it's not sick to be a homosexual who takes 20 different dicks in his ass a night
>>79712733
not one of them is above 5/10
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>>79712561
NO UPLOAD
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>>79712269
3 one nation seats one ayy lmao greens got cucked hard
>>79712860
welcome to """""progressive""""" politics, anon
>>79712874
at least do it to assert your dominance then.
who ready for fat butt sluts tears over one nation on qanda
>>79712860
One of those would lead to increased white birth rates, strengthening the family unit and going a way to re-establishing gender roles, and is therefore oppressive.
The other is "love" and therefore progressive.
I wonder who i behind this development
>>79712657
don't live with women you aren't sticking your dick in
>>79712657
Just keep your shit clean and tidy up after yourself, leave the slags to wallow about in their own filth.
>>79713058
God, can;t wait to see smug shit PH on Q&A
>>79712833
>Voted for the party lead by a Sri Lankan boat person
Top fucking keks, bazza.
>>79712950
The Greens were always going to get wrecked at any DD. They'll recover at the next election, since the half at a time stuff magnifies the effect of their vote.
>>79713096
yeah this is pretty much what im doing. im wondering how long it will be before they crack and actually start doing some cleaning.
>>79712918
Based Bernardi
>>79713150
Danny Nalliah is literally the only candidate that wants to keep Australia white. He is infatuated with Aussie culture and a zealot on the side. He wants muslims the fuck out, he has even worked as an undercover missionary in Saudi Arabia and resurected a girl with meme magic.
He is our guy.
>>79712834
kek
>>79713346
It is time for him to become party leader. Malcolm must go.
>tfw 11% labor safe seat
>tfw no pollies ever bother coming here because it's so safe and they don't need to do any pandering like the townsville stadium
>despite the fact our electorate has huge issues with education, job and crime rates
fucking hell
who /gong/
>>79713556
Some Russian faggot rules are desperately needed.
>>79713602
Not /gong/, but I know that safe seat feel.
THIS IS WHY WE NEED FUCKING MMP LIKE FUCKING NEW ZEALAND, FUCK
who /indi/ here?
>>79712269
There are other people from Indi on pol?
>>79713755
>indi elects an independent
was the name intentional?
>>79713755
Last Crusade was the best one.
>>79713602
nationals almost lost their seat here in cowper
so i kinda know that feel especially with the shitty jobs
>>79712657
Girls are the most disgusting roommates to live with, and it's almost impossible to get them to reasonably do housework because they would rather talk about divvying up who cleans what instead of actually just doing it. It's depressing being gone for a week and coming back to a disaster house. And then if I would start to clean up anything the girls would sniff out any passive aggressive behavior rather than help out.
Everyone I know who has gone through this does this. Every girl's house I've slept over at does this.
>>79713602
Tfw live in the Soviet Socialist Republic of Canberra. Tfw no chance of anything other than Labour or Greens.
Feels bad man....
>>79713755
>>79713778
yeah boiz
Is this the QANDA thread?
>>79713896
no check the catalog cunt
>>79713556
Someone from the conservative right of the party at least... and he'd be a strongly considerable contender for the job.
>>79713937
sorry cunt
>>79713896
that's >>79712761
wonder if malcolm will make it. I met him once, kinda like him desu.
any perth cunts round
>>79713875
Come over the border to Queanbeyan m8, we swing like a drunken irishman.
>>79713951
AUSTRALIA NEEDS BERNARDI!
aus/pol/ meetup when?
>>79714007
reporting in. mfw safe Julie Bishop led liberal heartland seat
cosy as fuck, desu, having stable government and affluent electorate.
>>79713891
How're the drugs in Wang?
>>79714046
Too right m8, he's the leader that the Libs and we need.
>>79714071
same electorate desu
voted laybah but
>>79714068
who /uniofmelbourne/ here?
>>79714072
>How're the drugs in Wang?
I'm hard for six hours straight when I take one m8.
>>79714191
>vote labor in a ridiculously safe liberal seat
>vote gets ignored
How does it feel being cucked by the electoral system?
>>79714195
Graduated the year before last, senpai. Living in Sydney right now.
>>79714274
couldnt give a fuck lol
>>79714205
the gc goes the fuck off ay
>>79714295
what did ya study fa m
>>79712598
Bill Shoten has a prettier wife and much prettier daughters than Turnbull, despite being a very lowly specimen himself. Why?
>>79714352
Computing & Software Systems. It was okay, I guess.
>>79712935
> muh torrentz
>>79714418
That's the daughter of the governor-general during the Rudd-Gillar-Rudd years, Shorten who was basically pulling the strings at the time hooked up with the governor-general's daughter in 2008, then he becomes the next leader.
Something jewwy has been going on with that god-awful party for a long time now.
G O O D N I G H T S W E E T P R I N C E
>>79714195
Swinburne :'( (netsec and netdesign)
>>79714655
voted him 1 in the senate desu
>>79713602
>>79713709
Then why do you morons keep voting in the same party? You only have yourselves to blame.
Feels good being marginal seat master race. Who else here /lindsay/?
>>79714645
The fuck?
>>79714703
Swinburne is probably the best uni in Victoria for science/tech at the moment.
>>79714655
Goodnight Ricky. You were a top lad.
>>79714655
I feel bad for the guy, he genuinely thought that he was liked/noticed by the victorian public. He even tried to capitalise on that by using his own face as the party's logo on the paper.
How embarassing that Lambie got huge votes and this poor fella went PUP-mode.
>>79714759
I just refused to vote. Then I moved to a marginal seat instead.
>>79714655
Voted him number 1 in the senate
>>79714655
>He only got half a term
It's not fair
>>79714759
Except I DON'T vote for that party. But my vote doesn't matter because the majority still do.
Okay so I'm not sure what my woman voted, but I think she voted Labour/anyone that didn't have the word "liberal" or "christian" in it.
Is she still fuckable?
>>79715271
>christian
>fuckable
pick one
>>79715271
kill her
>>79715334
kill yourself
These claim to be 7 minutes old
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/results/
There's still no majority and only 75% counted?
>>79715780
there was someone on here the other day claiming to be an insider, who said the software for the senate count shit the bed and that's what's holding everything up.
>>79715485
If he kills her, then who will do the ironing?
>>79712626
You fucking mong. China was still producing and they needed coal. Keating didn't do shit.
How the fuck did Jacqui Lambie manage to get 8%? Thought Tasmanians hated her
>>79716581
>Thought Tasmanians hated her
Only 92% of them.
>>79716581
50% of Taswegians hate her. Their other heads apparently love her, though.
>>79713870
>It's depressing being gone for a week and coming back to a disaster house
This
I clean up all the time, leave for a few days and it's just gone back to shit
>>79717511
Tell them to pull their weight or you'll load their food with laxatives
>>79714655
actually seems like a top bloke and I'd prefer to execute petrol heads if I had my way.
>>79717959
Bad idea. Don't even mention weight.
